i am sorry in advance for this cringe-fest.
atsushi - furry
akutagawa - angst child
dazai - lazy bastard
chuuya - pretty midget
kunikida - momther
yosano - queen
kenji - sunshine
ranpo - willy wonka
kyouka - crepes
fukuzawa - neko
mori - slut
lazy bastard has added furry, momther, and 7 others to homos
lazy bastard: owo
pretty midget: oh no.
momther: never type “owo” again, dazai.
lazy bastard: you’re no fun, kunikida-kun
willy wonka: owo what’s this
angst child: this chat is turning into a hell hole already
pretty midget: it was since the beginning
lazy bastard: ;(
pretty midget: don’t give me that face.
momther: dazai get back to work.
lazy bastard: nah
momther: i’m this close to taking your phone.
lazy bastard: come and get it scrub
furry: kunikida is chasing dazai around the office, what did i miss
willy wonka: the usual
lazy bastard: you’ll never catchasxidhsidbdbsxdxi damx k sdbduhidu
pretty midget: lmao
sunshine: rip dazai
willy wonka: press “f” to pay respect
angst child: what
pretty midget: no
momther: and we deal with him on a daily basis.
pretty midget: yup, but we love him anyway
furry: wait what
angst child: ???
pretty midget: shit
pretty midget has gone offline
momther has gone offline
furry: someone help i’m confused wHAT
queen: this is not a drill, kunikida is blushing
lazy bastard: aha! i successfully stole my phone back~
lazy bastard: ...oh
queen: explain. now.
lazy bastard: it’s simple. chuuya, kunikida-kun, and i are all in a relationship together!
furry: my life is a lie
angst child: same
willy wonka: i mean, i knew already so
queen: well, you have our full support!
pretty midget is online
momther is online
momther: i apologize for not saying anything earlier.
sunshine: it’s alright!
furry: i wish i had somebody :(
lazy bastard: *cough* @angst child *cough*
angst child: what
lazy bastard: ;)
neko is online
slut is online
neko: everyone, get back to work.
slut: what he said
everyone has gone offline