Chapter 1: Phrack
There once was a copper named Jack
Who really just wanted to Phrack
With a lady named Phryne
Though their window was tiny
'Cause Aunt P would surely come back.
There is a hawt copper named Jack
A topic much lauded on Slack.
Miss Fisher's the dame,
Who shouts out his name,
Every time that they frick and they Phrack.
There once was a lady named Fisher
Who was a very big wisher
Please, Jack, make your move
Then get in the groove
And take your time to ravish her.
Chapter 2: Hottie
There once was gal name of Dot
Who was much more clever than not.
When it came time for Hugh
To follow a clue
He stumbled much more than he aught.
Chapter 3: City South
There was a detective named Jack
Solving cases he sure had a knack
He'd follow a clue
With his buddy Hugh
And knows that he's got his back.
Chapter 4: Oh, Fudge
There once was a gent name of Guy,
Whose fudge would get you quite high.
Mr. B, he ate four,
And was knocked to the floor.
Great scene for our man Richard Bligh.
There once was a gal named Aunt P
Who was snooty as snooty could be
When it came to fudge
On this she'd not budge
"I think figs are just not for me."
Chapter 5: Queenscliff
TeaandBanjo challenged me to write about our dear Inspector's swimwear. I hope I rose to the challenge and met it well.
Miss Phryne and Dot at the beach
Saw Jack and Hugh dive and then breach.
When the men who had searched for the dagger
Left the waves with a swish and a swagger
The ladies were robbed of all speech.
Hugh bowed and presented the prize,
But Phryne could not pry her eyes
From the view on the sand
Which she felt was quite grand.
Her gaze was affixed on Jack's thighs.
While observing Jack swim in his suit,
Phryne thought to herself, "Oh, he's cute!"
While finding him fetching,
Her breath was still catching
'bout the way it was snugging his boot.
After finding the bootlegger's cache,
Phrack went over the rails in a flash.
From a bridge they were hanging
When they should have been banging.
Then fell into the drink with a splash.
Chapter 6: The Doctor Is In
Mac gets a turn.
There once was a doctor named Liz
Who was a right a medical whiz.
Beat that drunken ass knob
For the coroner's job.
She knows how to get down to biz.
There once was a lady named Mac
Who no one considered a quack.
She was a great doc
Who eschewed all cock.
She much preferred gals in the sack.
A doctor with gorgeous red hair
Had quite the sartorial flair.
She could wear a cravat,
And not look like a prat.
She's suave and yet so debonair.
Chapter 7: And Then They Banged
A little riff of a PFF & a bit of Slack humor.
Inspired by Allison_Wonderland's "And Then, The End" - Read the end notes there for an explanation.
(I left this in the comments, but couldn't resist adding in here.)
There once was a fella named Jack,
Who knew of our penchant for Phrack,
He'd never tell Phryne
He loved her sublimely
In case she did not love him back.
The lovely Miss Fisher one day
Decided to get her own way
She tired of baiting
Jack into a mating
'Twas time to employ lingerie.
She served him a delicious dinner
In hopes that they'd both be a winner
She plied him with whiskey
Until he was frisky
And then they banged.