There once was a fella named Jack,
Who knew of our penchant for Phrack,
He'd never tell Phryne
He loved her sublimely
In case she did not love him back.
The lovely Miss Fisher one day
Decided to get her own way
She tired of baiting
Jack into a mating
'Twas time to employ lingerie.
She served him a delicious dinner
In hopes that they'd both be a winner
She plied him with whiskey
Until he was frisky
And then they banged.