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>>evil baby support group<<

squalo version 2.0: you know tsuna, sora technically never became a keyblade master

keyblade master: YOU TAKE THAT BACK TAKESHI

squalo version 2.0: HAHAHAHA

squalo version 2.0: sorry tsuna its true!

OKOSAN: TSUNA IT HAS BEEN THREE EXTREME MONTHS

OKOSAN: I THINK THIS ARGUMENT SHOULD COME TO A STOP

keyblade master: onii-san please turn off your caps lock

OKOSAN: BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPRESS HOW EXTREME EVERYTHING IS

leviOsa: Not like that

OKOSAN: YOU’RE JUST BORING OCTOPUS HEAD

leviOsa: WHAT WAS THAT

keyblade master: how are you guys already fighting????

squalo version 2.0: technically you started shouting first

keyblade master: hm?? did someone say something? because all i heard was a LIAR

leviOsa: HAHAHAHAHAHA

squalo version 2.0: awwww cmon tsuna!!

keyblade master: hayato please tell takeshi that i don’t wish to speak to him

squalo version 2.0: tsuuunnnnaaaaaaaaaa

leviOsa: Oi, baseball freak

leviOsa: The Tenth doesn’t want to talk to you

squalo version 2.0: T_T betrayed…. by my own best friend…….

keyblade master: best friend??? i don’t remember betraying hayato

leviOsa: TENTH

squalo version 2.0: IVE ALREADY BEEN REPLACED

bird set free by sia: Herbivores should pay attention in class.

keyblade master: oh my god it’s a cryptid

squalo version 2.0: :o a cryptkid

OKOSAN: AN EXTREME CRYPTID HAS APPEARED

keyblade master: onii-san was that yOU I JUST HEARD YELLING ABOUT CRYPTIDS????

OKOSAN: YES

leviOsa: Why are we calling Hibari a cryptid?

keyblade master: oh hayato

leviOsa: Why is Hibari even IN THIS CHAT?

squalo version 2.0: it’s a chat for all of us hayato!! that includes hibari!

leviOsa: Don’t call me that

keyblade master: we even have lambo in here

leviOsa: Who gave the cow a phone anyway

leviOsa: He’s like nine

keyblade master: mama thought it was very important that he’s able to contact someone at all times

OKOSAN: I EXTREMELY HAVE DETENTION NOW

keyblade master: it’s because you started screaming loud enough that we could hear you from our classroom

OKOSAN: YES IT IS

leviOsa: Why are you like this

OKOSAN: YOU ARE ASKING A LOT OF QUESTIONS TODAY HAYATO

leviOsa: WHO SAID YOU COULD CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME

squalo version 2.0: wow he really is asking a lot of questions today

bird set free by sia: HERBIVORES

keyblade master: JUST MUTE YOUR PHONE KYOYA

squalo version 2.0: im surprised he hasnt changed his username yet

keyblade master: i don’t think he uses his phone enough to care

 

Princess Tutu >> keyblade master

Princess Tutu: It looks like you’re all having a lot of fun, huh?

keyblade master:

keyblade master: none of us are being subtle, are we…

Princess Tutu: I don’t think our teacher has noticed yet!

Princess Tutu: And I knew there was probably a reason for Onii-chan’s yelling

keyblade master: yeah he has detention now

Princess Tutu: ^^; I thought that would be the case

Princess Tutu: Hey we should all have a group chat together!

keyblade master: ?

Princess Tutu: You know, not just with you and your Guardians, but all of us!

Princess Tutu: Me, Hana, and Haru too!

keyblade master: that sounds terrifying

Princess Tutu: It’ll be fun!

keyblade master: my constant suffering, expanded

keyblade master: that should be my new user but i’m really fond of being a keyblade master

 

zookeeper >> Princess Tutu

zookeeper: Stop texting Sawada and pay attention

Princess Tutu: Sorry Hana!

 

Princess Tutu >> keyblade master

Princess Tutu: So Hana caught me but rest assured I am not letting this go!

keyblade master: whyyyyyy

 

Princess Tutu has created a group chat

Princess Tutu has added zookeeper, cake enthusiast, keyblade master, and seven others to the chat

Princess Tutu has named the chat the gang is here!

Princess Tutu: Hello everyone!

Princess Tutu: Now that the school day is over, I decided to make a group chat with all of us in Tsuna-kun’s circle!

keyblade master: I HAD HOPED YOU FORGOT ABOUT THAT

OKOSAN: THIS IS AN EXTREMELY AWESOME IDEA KYOKO

Princess Tutu: Thanks Onii-chan!

zookeeper: Oh fuck no

cake enthusiast: TSUUUUUNAAAA-SAAAAAAAN

keyblade master: hi haru

leviOsa: Absolutely NOT

squalo version 2.0: haha! this should be fun!

the power of god and anime: I KNEW YOU COULDNT BE AWAY FROM THE GREAT LAMBO-SAN

leviOsa: Can we PLEASE kick him out

the power of god and anime: SHUT UP AHODERA

thing 1: oya I have so many notifications

thing 1: while chrome and I were being good students, it looks like no one else was paying attention

keyblade master: class is boriiiing

thing 1: there’s a reason you have a tutor vongola

keyblade master: hey! i am a lot better than before!

thing 2: You should still be paying attention…

keyblade master: chroooome

thing 2: Sorry Boss

keyblade master: oh my god lambo where are you

the power of god and anime: u cant find me~~~~

keyblade master: this is terrifying please come back

zookeeper: What did he do this time

squalo version 2.0: we went to pick up lambo but he just disappeared!

squalo version 2.0: so now tsuna is freaking out

squalo version 2.0: oh wait theres hibari to save the day!

keyblade master: i wouldn’t say he saved the day if my INJURIES have anything to say about it

keyblade master: WHY KYOYA

keyblade master: I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING

bird set free by sia: The alpha must always keep track of his pack.

cake enthusiast: hahi! THAT’S hibari-senpai?!

zookeeper: His user???

Princess Tutu: We should all explain our names!!

Princess Tutu: Everyone always calls me a princess sooo

zookeeper: You’re all monkeys and I have to watch over you

leviOsa: OI

squalo version 2.0: squalos my teacher you know! And were both rains who play with swords!

squalo version 2.0: hayato is leviOsa because hes the kinda guy to say “leviOsa not levioSA”

zookeeper: I didn’t know you read

thing 1: his username would be my doing

thing 1: as is our dear kyoya’s~

thing 1: as for chrome and I, we are a matching set

thing 2: What Mukuro-sama said

keyblade master: i look like sora from kingdom hearts

zookeeper: Of course you play Kingdom Hearts

zookeeper: Why is that Hibari’s name?

thing 1: he is our dear skylark-kun, no? so he’s a bird

keyblade master: and mukuro totally listens to sia

thing 1: listen,

cake enthusiast: what is an ‘okosan’???

OKOSAN: OKOSAN IS THE MOST EXTREEEEEME PIGEON

cake enthusiast: what

squalo version 2.0: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

squalo version 2.0: its a game where all of the characters are pigeons and okosan is one of them!

squalo version 2.0: hes a lot like ryohei! its really funny!

zookeeper: Why do you know this

keyblade master: why don’t you mind your own business

Princess Tutu: I have that game on my laptop!!

Princess Tutu: We should all play it!

leviOsa: WHY

keyblade master: ^^^

squalo version 2.0: sounds like fun!!!

zookeeper: Kyoko no

Princess Tutu: Kyoko yes

Princess Tutu: Come to my house everyone we’re playing Hatoful Boyfriend!

zookeeper: *THAT’S* ITS NAME??????

OKOSAN: EXTREEEEEMMMMEEEEE