buffytheslayer added gaywitch, underyourspell, soulfulspike, dawniekey, kissthelibrarian, xanman and notanexdemon to the chat!
buffytheslayer: so this is basically a place where we can all talk without being in the same room
gaywitch: but.. most of us are in the same room.
kissthelibrarian: Except me. And others, I suspect. Buffy, I only just figured out how to use this tiny idiot box. Now this?
soulfulspike: i'm a tad confused, luv
xanman: wow u used proper grammar that's a surprise
dawniekey: leave him alone, xander. sheesh are you ever gonna like him?
soulfulspike: um.. thanks nibblet. so why do we need this again?
underyourspell: yeah, we're all literally sitting in your living room besides giles, xander and anya
notanexdemon: the phone was making noise!! that usually means for me to go to the phone. i'm here now!!
xanman: hey an!
notanexdemon: hey! this makes no sense. we are sitting next to each other. we should just talk.
xanman: an, we've talked about this already. this chat is just for emergencies or laziness.
notanexdemon: so you're too lazy to talk to me? and how are we gonna know the difference??
buffytheslayer: okay ENOUGH
soulfulspike: i agree with blondie
xanman: oh of course you do
soulfulspike: sod off it's just because she's right
kissthelibrarian: *sips tea*
xanman: even if she was wrong you'd say she was right!!
soulfulspike: piss OFF you whelp!!
buffytheslayer: OKAY CUT IT OUT. first off: i'm dating spike now! so shut up, xander!
buffytheslayer: and spike, you really don't sound intimidating over text.
soulfulspike: hey! i'm still the big bad! i'm scary as hell!
buffytheslayer: you're literally smelling my hair right now
gaywitch: and you aren't even a vampire anymore
soulfulspike: well yeah but. i'm still strong! I could take you ponces out in a heartbeat!
xanman: i may have one eye but i can still see that you're a heckin liar
underyourspell: uhh did xander just say heckin??
dawniekey: i think he did. ew.
xanman: guys this is bullying
gaywitch: cyber bullying, actually.
kissthelibrarian: What the blithering hell did you just say?
gaywitch: cyber bullying. like bullying but on the internet.
kissthelibrarian: dear lord. the earth is extremely doomed.
dawniekey: i bet he's cleaning his glasses right now.
buffytheslayer: yeah and probably sighing at all of us
soulfulspike: some things never change
dawniekey: hey we should play a game!!
underyourspell: like what?
dawniekey: truth or dare? or just the truths, seeing as we're on phones
soulfulspike: oh hell no
notanexdemon: oh hell yeah!! i love games!! do we win money?
buffytheslayer: NO. MONEY.
kissthelibrarian: oh lord. okay.
dawniekey: okay. who here isn't straight?
gaywitch: well I'm obviously gay
underyourspell: yeah i'm a lesbian
xanman: i'm straight
kissthelibrarian: i'm bisexual
buffytheslayer: oh my god I never knew that!!
soulfulspike: well obviously
gaywitch: yeah obviously. you definitely had sexual tension with Ethan Rayne
kissthelibrarian: my lips are sealed.
notanexdemon: i take the fifth!
buffytheslayer: i'm straight. i mean i've had gay thoughts like.. once.. but that's it.
soulfulspike: to be honest i've never really cared. i'm mostly attracted to girls but i have shagged a bloke or two
gaywitch: i mean i never thought i'd say it but.. great philosophy, spike?!
buffytheslayer: wow okay then
soulfulspike: and if you ever wanted a threesome with a girl, buffy, i wouldn't say no
buffytheslayer: wow back to being a pig again
dawniekey: moving on!! who here has killed a person?
gaywitch: i have..
underyourspell: i haven't.
buffytheslayer: i haven't either!!
xanman: yeah i haven't
notanexdemon: i've killed many people!!
soulfulspike: i used to be a bloody vampire. i obviously have
kissthelibrarian: I might've. Okay, I have.
buffytheslayer: uh what??
soulfulspike: you don't wanna know.
gaywitch: remember ben? and how he was glory?
buffytheslayer: you killed him??
kissthelibrarian: Buffy, I apologise.
buffytheslayer: no, don't! I mean, yeah, it's kinda bad, but you killed a GOD, Giles! thanks, i guess!
kissthelibrarian: oh thank the lord.
soulfulspike: not bad, watcher