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:The Inquisition:

Girlvellan: what is up my dudes

Cole: The sky, I think.

Boyvellan: oh hardy har, cole

Varrrrric: I think the kid's being serious, here.

Girlvellan: ok but that doesnt matter

Varrrric: Rude.

Girlvellan: what matters IS: guess what ive had stuck in my head all day

Boyvellan: nobody ask her, it's stupid

Commander: And what might that be?

Boyvellan: oh, fuck you

Bees: oi im curious too

Girlvellan: well my loyal subjects

Girlvellan: ive had 'I'll Make A Man Out Of You' stuck in my head all day

Cass: Ugh

Lelispy: It's actually quite catchy, Cassandra, if you'd only give it a chance.

Cass: No thank you

Commander: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

Cass: ugh

Girlvellan: AYYY

Bees: wot

Commander: TO DEFEAT THE HUNS

Cass: UGH

Varrrric: How does he even know the lyrics?

Girlvellan: hes got a soft spot for disney

Boyvellan: which is all her fault, by the way

Commander: DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS

TheIronBull: that's sexist

Commander: YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I'VE EVER MET

Girlvellan: that is my boyfriend everybody

Bees: dont forget meeee

Girlvellan: yes sera youre here too and youre just as important

Bees: ayyy

Commander: BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH

Commander: MISTER I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU

Girlvellan: wait does this make me mulan ??

Solas: I'd assume so.

Commander: TRANQUIL AS A FOREST

Boyvellan: ew, i hate that word

Vint: Me too.

Girlvellan: me three

Commander: BUT ON FIRE WITHIN

Cole: That... doesn't seem safe.

Varrrric: It's a metaphor, kid.

Commander: ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER YOU ARE SURE TO WIN

Solas: Are you going to keep spamming me throughout all of this?

Commander: YOURE A SPINELESS PALE PATHETIC LOT

Solas: I'll take that as a yes.

Commander: AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE

Boyvellan: you know, i dont mind this as much as i thought i would

Vint: Me neither, honestly.

Girlvellan: well ive been loving it since the start

Commander: SOMEHOW ILL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU

Boyvellan: well, of course YOU'VE loved it, hes your boyfriend

Girlvellan: and dont you forget it

Commander: (bridge bridge bridge!)

Boyvellan: ah, right

Boyvellan: IM NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH

Vint: me? Ok- Say good-bye to those who knew me

TheIronBull: come ooon solas

Solas: ...

Solas: Ugh

Solas: Boy, was I a fool for skipping gym

TheIronBull: aayy

Varrrric: THIS GUY'S GOT 'EM SCARED TO DEATH

Girlvellan: HOPE HE DOESNT SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME

Cole: Now I really wish I knew how to swim.

Cole: how do you swim?

Varrrric: I'll teach ya one day.

Girlvellan: (BE A MAN)

Boyvellan: WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER

Girlvellan: (BE A MAN)

Bees: these two are crazy

TheIronBull: probably some freaky sibling bond

Boyvellan: WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYCOON

Girlvellan: (BE A MAN)

Boyvellan: WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE

Girlvellan: (BE A MAN)

Lelispy: This is almost besutiful.

Cass: U G H

Boyvellan: MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOON

Vint: I'm almost proud to say that this one's mine. Almost.

Commander: TIME IS RACING TOWARD US TILL THE HUNS ARRIVE

Commander: HEED MY EVERY ORDER, AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE

Solas: When is he going to stop?

Girlvellan: shhh let him have this

Commander: YOU'RE UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR

Bees: pff not our inky

Girlvellan: thonks beb

Bees: welcome beb

Boyvellan: ew gay

Commander: SO PACK UP, GO HOME, YOU'RE THROUGH

Cass: Will this be over soon?

Vint: Soon, I think.

Cass: Ugh. Not soon enough.

Commander: HOW COULD I MAKGLDN

TheIronBull: the fuck happened

Commander: SHE CLIMBED IN THROUGH MY BLOODY WINDOW STILL SINGING

Bees: pffff thats inky alright

Boyvellan: lol

Commander: Anyway.

Commander: HOW COULD I MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU

Girlvellan: (BE A MAN)

Boyvellan: WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER

Girlvellan: (BE A MAN)

Boyvellan: WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYCOON

Girlvellan: (BE A MAN)

Boyvellan: WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE

Boyvellan: MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE M O O O O N

TheIronBull: majestic

TheIronBull: still fuckin creepy though

Girlvellan: (BE A MAN)

Boyvellan: WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER

Girlvellan: (BE A MAN)

Boyvellan: WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYCOON

Girlvellan: (BE A MAN)

Boyvellan: WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE

Girlvellan: MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOON

Boyvellan: MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOON

Solas: Finally.

Cass: Thank the Maker.

Commander: Maker, I love you, that was amazing.

Boyvellan: ew, save the mushy stuff for yourselves

TheIronBull: lmao yeah get a room man

Girlvellan: oh we will~

Commander: Hey, I'm ju

Boyvellan: EW

Boyvellan: SISTER N O

Bees: save some energy for me laterrrr

Boyvellan: N O P E

Boyvellan: I AM SUFFERING

TheIronBull: pff