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“I’m not listening this time! Do you know how long it took to find a doctor who’d put my kidney back in?”

“But Charlieeee, we have to travel to the past!”

“No, you guys! I don’t care! Go away! I got my horn reattached, do you notice that? I swear, I will run you through with this thing.”

“Oh hey. How did you do that!”

“I am rolling my eyes at you, guys. See that? We’re unicorns, remember. I’m magic too! ...oh god I don’t believe I just said that. Alright. Just... go ahead and kill me, I’m done.”