A/N: Exploring old zip drives is fun sometimes. It made me chuckle so here's a short 163-word fic written way back when.
On an ordinary morning…
Light: What are you staring at?
L: You know, I never did check your person for any evidence you might be Kira.
Light: What? First, you handcuff me to you and now you want to strip-search me?
L: In a word: yes.
Light: Just when I think I've got you figured out, you show even more eccentric behavior.
L: Uh huh, now take off your shirt.
Light: I'm doing this under protest just so you know.
Light: There, you happy?
L: Now the pants.
Light: ...Are you checking me out?
L: Whatever gave you that idea? Move your hips a bit more when you do that.
Light: I refuse. I don’t see what this is going to accomplish.
L: Trust me when I say it has a point.
Light: Yeah, to subject me to cruel and unusual torture.
L: Not really, such torture is beneath me.
Light: Right…does this search include the removal of my boxers?