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Jeeves on Holiday

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WHAT HO JEEVES STOP HOW IS BRIGHTON STOP CATCH ANY FISH STOP SORRY TO INTERRUPT HOLIDAY STOP TOODLE PIP STOP

BRIGHTON LOVELY SIR THANK YOU STOP CAUGHT TWO FISH THIS MORNING STOP EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT SIR STOP

EVERYTHING FINE STOP BORING WITHOUT JEEVESIAN BRILLIANCE BUT THAT CAN’T BE HELPED I SUPPOSE STOP

VERY KIND OF YOU SIR STOP SEE YOU IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS STOP

IF I CAME TO BRIGHTON TO SAY HELLO IT WOULD NOT BE AS YOUR EMPLOYER SINCE YOU’RE ON HOLIDAY WHAT STOP

NO SIR STOP YOU ARE MY EMPLOYER REGARDLESS OF HOLIDAY STOP

THEN YOU WOULD MIND TERRIBLY IF I CAME TO BRIGHTON TO SAY HELLO STOP

NO SIR BUT COULD NOT ADVISE IT STOP

WHY NOT STOP

I AM SURE YOU HAVE MORE PRESSING ENGAGEMENTS THAN TO PAY SOCIAL CALL TO YOUR VALET SIR STOP

NOT REALLY NO STOP

VERY WELL SIR STOP