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❀DokiDokiHaru❀ changed Yoshida Keiji’s nickname to SummerFunKeiji

 

❀DokiDokiHaru changed the chat name to ☆Sunshine Bois Mystery Club☆

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds changed the chat name to Mystery Club... of Shadows


OnoMyHeartBleeds: fixed it lol

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: ( ; ω ; )

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: 。・゚゚*(>д<)*゚゚・。

 

EndoInItaly changed the chat name to Its Dem Mystery Bois

 

SummerFunKeiji: What… is happening right now?

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: KEIIIIJIIIII!!!!!!!! ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds: so extra lol

 

EndoInItaly: ^^^^

 

SummerFunKeiji: My notifications are going crazy.

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds: so mute? B)

 

EndoInItaly: He can't mute.

 

EndoInItaly: He might miss something important

 

EndoInItaly: you know

 

EndoInItaly: Something Tanaka related

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds: oh snap

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: My updates are VERY important lolol

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds: dude.

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: ??

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds: you literally sent us a photo of your sock drawer earlier.

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: I wanted to share my cute sock collection (⌒▽⌒)☆

 

EndoInItaly

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: the fluffy ones with the unicorns on are my fave

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds: are u real

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀:: ╮( ̄ω ̄;)╭

 

SummerFunKeiji: They were very nicely organised, Tanaka.

 

SummerFunKeiji: I appreciated you separating them by colour.

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: IKR. #aesthetic

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds: are u really talking about socks rn

 

EndoInItaly: not just any socks

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds: !!

 

EndoInItaly: Tanaka's socks.

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: I'm wearing the pink striped ones today

 

EndoInItaly: fascinating.

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds: the hottest sock news

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀ sent a picture

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: SOCKS ✩

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds: because we needed proof lol

 

EndoInItaly: They are… some socks!

 

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SummerFunKeiji: Great socks, Tanaka.

 

EndoInItaly: Dem leg muscles tho

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: I've been getting in a lot of dance practice lately (>ω^)

 

EndoInItaly: I can hear Yoshida frantically saving that pic from here

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds: oml

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: he should. It should be appreciated!! Cute sooocks!! (♡°▽°♡)

 

SummerFunKeiji: Actually I am trying to study.

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: WHAT WHY

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: KEIJI

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: DON'T YOU UNDERSTANDS

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: *UNDERSTANF

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀:: THE SANCTITY OF SUMMER BREAK

 

EndoInItaly: yeah Yoshida, don't you understanf?

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: IT ONLY JUST STARTED

 

SummerFunKeiji: We have homework, I am doing the homework. You should all be doing the homework.

 

EndoInItaly: I will not let homework ruin my Italian getaway~

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds: aren't u away as well Yoshida?

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: YES

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: HE LEFT ME

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: (╥﹏╥)

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: AM ALL ALONR

 

SummerFunKeiji: I'm in Kyoto right now, yes.

 

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OnoMyHeartBleeds: lol Yoshida

 

SummerFunKeiji: Don't be sad, Tanaka.

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds: was that it lol

 

EndoInItaly: I guess no one cares about my holiday then.

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: HOW DARE

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: I saw ur insta

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: it looks so PRETTY there

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: and your shades look so stylish (´♡‿♡`)

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: Gimme

 

EndoInItaly: I'll get you a pair if you want, man.

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds: So flash. The life of a rich boi.

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: !!!!!! ヽ(°〇°)ノ

 

EndoInItaly: I don't know what that means.

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: it means PRESENTS.

 

SummerFunKeiji: Tanaka you did just buy three pairs of sunglasses.

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds: and then made us vote on the best ones lol

 

EndoInItaly: Team #goldwithbluelenses for life

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: These are superior tho.

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: ITALIAN sunglasses (๑˘︶˘๑)

 

EndoInItaly: I already got you guys a bunch of stuff, Tanaka you'd love the shops here.

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: MULTIPLE PRESENTS


[Private Chat: The STUDY of BLOOD ]


YoshidasBrain: First of all, it took me ages to find this chat.

 

OnoitsOno: lol hi Yoshida

 

YoshidasBrain: Why does everything have to be “of blood”?

 

OnoitsOno: the darkness tells me what to write

 

YoshidasBrain:

 

OnoitsOno: s’also a song by Gore Casket

 

YoshidasBrain: Gore Casket??

 

OnoitsOno: they are great lol

 

OnoitsOno: and u love studying so

 

YoshidasBrain: … I see.

 

YoshidasBrain: You guys know I study because I *have* to, right?

 

YoshidasBrain: I don't * love* studying.

 

OnoitsOno: are u really trying to deny your love for studying

 

OnoitsOno: we know ur love for spreadsheets is second only to ur love of a certain Tanaka Haru

 

YoshidasBrain:

 

OnoitsOno: what was second of all

 

YoshidasBrain: it's about Tanaka

 

OnoitsOno: Kell soup Reese

 

YoshidasBrain:

 

YoshidasBrain: are you trying to write “quelle suprise”?

 

OnoitsOno: whatever dude I don't know Spanish

 

YoshidasBrain: it's French

 

OnoitsOno: my point stands lol

 

OnoitsOno: what about Tanaka?

 

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YoshidasBrain: … do you think there's something going on between Tanaka and Endo?

 

OnoitsOno: :O

 

OnoitsOno: where are you getting that from??

 

YoshidasBrain: He pointed out Tanaka's leg muscles.

 

OnoitsOno: …. Blind people could see Tanaka has nice leg muscles lol

 

YoshidasBrain: This is true.

 

YoshidasBrain: But then.

 

YoshidasBrain: Telling him he would like it in Italy, buying him presents… wanting to buy him extra presents.

 

OnoitsOno: literally nothing u said leads me to secret relationship conclusion

 

OnoitsOno: u are nuts

 

OnoitsOno: and whipped

 

OnoitsOno: like a sundae

 

YoshidasBrain: What are you talking about?

 

OnoitsOno: I dunno lol I'm hungry


[Private Chat: Operation Tanashida ]


ItsYaBoiOno: dude

 

AWildEndoAppeared: dude

 

AWildEndoAppeared: What is it?

 

ItsYaBoiOno: u have to stop flirting with Tanaka

 

AWildEndoAppeared: WHATAJSNSKANA

 

AWildEndoAppeared: WHEN HAVE I FLIRTED WIFH TANAKA

 

AWildEndoAppeared: WHAT IS THIS

 

AWildEndoAppeared:

 

AWildEndoAppeared: If I had been tho

 

AWildEndoAppeared: WHICH I HAVENT

 

AWildEndoAppeared: Did it bother you?

 

ItsYaBoiOno: lol wut

 

AWildEndoAppeared: Are you upset?

 

ItsYaBoiOno: why would I be upset?

 

ItsYaBoiOno: not me you nub

 

AWildEndoAppeared: ????

 

AWildEndoAppeared: Hahaha right?

 

AWildEndoAppeared: brb off to drown myself in the Trevi fountain

 

ItsYaBoiOno sent a screenshot

 

AWildEndoAppeared: HAHA

 

AWildEndoAppeared: KELL SOUP REESE

 

ItsYaBoiOno: fuck lol. Shut up.

 

AWildEndoAppeared changed the chat name to Kell Soup Reese

 

ItsYaBoiOno: why must u drag me like this

 

AWildEndoAppeared: it's too good. I'm dying. Can't breathe. Bury me somewhere nice XD

 

ItsYaBoiOno: THAT WASNT THE IMPORTANT PART

 

AWildEndoAppeared: For a smart guy, Yoshida is such a fuckin idiot

 

ItsYaBoiOno: yup lol

 

AWildEndoAppeared: WAIT

 

ItsYaBoiOno: ??

 

AWildEndoAppeared: We could use this in Operation Tanashida

 

ItsYaBoiOno: explain urself.


[Group Chat: Its Dem Mystery Bois]


EndoInItaly: Tanaka

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: Yessss? (o´ω`o)

 

EndoInItaly: You are handsome.

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: OMG THANKS (≧◡≦) ♡

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds: wtf

 

SummerFunKeiji:

 

OnoMyHeartBleeds removed EndoInItaly from the group

 

SummerFunKeiji added EndoInItaly to the group

 

[Private Chat: Kell Soup Reese]


ItsYaBoiOno: ARE UOY CRAZY

 

ItsYaBoiOno: what are u doing???

 

ItsYaBoiOno: does operation Tanashida mean nothing to u????

 

AWildEndoAppeared: au contraire my friend

 

AWildEndoAppeared: this is all part of the plan

 

ItsYaBoiOno: YOUVE GONE ROGUE

 

AWildEndoAppeared:  If Yoshida thinks Tanaka is going to find someone else maybe he will finally confess

 

AWildEndoAppeared: and we can all move on with our lives

 

ItsYaBoiOno: smh

 

ItsYaBoiOno: Yoshida is not that kind of guy lol. His spirit will be crushed and he will give up

 

ItsYaBoiOno: forever alone Yoshida

 

AWildEndoAppeared: Fuck you are right

 

AWildEndoAppeared: What have I done


[Group Chat: Its Dem Mystery Bois ]

 

EndoInItaly: Tanaka

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: ?????

 

EndoInItaly: You suck

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀:: WHYY .・゚゚・(/ω\)・゚゚・.

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀:: SO CRUEL

 

SummerFunKeiji: I think that's a bit out of order Endo.

 

SummerFunKeiji: You don't suck, Tanaka, you are talented and wonderful.

 

❀DokiDokiHaru❀: KEIJI MY HEART (/▽\*)。o○♡ ILU


[Private Chat: Kell Soup Reese ]

 

AWildEndoAppeared: Saved it, lol

 

ItsYaBoiOno: fml.