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Grimes PD (Claire lmao)

May, 7 2018 at 7:37 pm

                                                        uhhhh

                               

       Claire are you ok?

 

I guess it's not really my business
but are you really going out with
the tesla dude?

 

He seems... interesting?

 

 

8:22 pm

uhh sorry bye

 

 



May, 8 2018 at 10:17 pm

hey sorry about yesterday i guess i
was just surprised and curious...

 

Pics from the Met are coming out.
you two look really cool

 

I'll get a choker like that

but of the new svt logo lol

 

 

 


 

May, 9 2018 at 2:52 am

oh vernie... ..


ur silly,,


3:32 am

 

can i tell u a lil secret ?

 

i'm gonna go to space

 

:,,* ○☆

 

Elon thinks it'll be soon


i've got some buddies out there
who really want to hear what i've
been working on ;P

 

he's ok tbh but ..

 

i'm here for the spacetravel lmao

 

why tf else would I wear his brand
logo as fashion ? do u know me??

 

im taking the tunes to space vern0

 

 

 


 

11:49 am


what

 

That's crazy

 

Why did'nt i think of this


just got 2 b smart V !

I've always wanted to go to space omg

 

can u hook me up with a
rocket? please?

nope

 

he REALLY likes me... hehe

 

he said this is special

 

just for me


12:11 pm

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lol get ur own billionaire
bf with a space program

 

@_@

 

 


 

9:43 pm

maybe I will.

 

 

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Google Search: how to go to space no math

Google Search: space companies

Google Search: people who own space companies

Google Search: jeff bezos space

Google Search: jeff bezos twitter

Google Search: ROBOT DOGS?

Google Search: does jeff bezos like star wars

Google Search: blue origin rocket memes

Google Search: how to meet billionaires

Google Search: how to get billionaire old guys to like you

 


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Josh

dude

remember when i said i wanted to go to space??

 

Which of the 37 times you've said this are you asking me to remember?

 

i'm not joking 

i have an idea

 

Should I be worried?

 

uh no but you probably will be haha

well, it's claire's idea really...

 

Okay, so I should be worried. 

 

oh my god listen 

her bf the tesla guy is gonna send her to space

 

So you're gonna go with her? 

 

no I asked and she said no

but

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he's not the only dude with a rocket

He's really not. I'm pretty sure that is something you can buy in the dirtie shop at the mall... 

 

 shut up lmao

 

lol ^-^

but.. if claire can get musk dude to take her to space.. 

maybe i can get mr. blue origin mr. amazon jeff bezos to take me to space

 

How are you gonna do that Vernon? 

 

Be his friend? date him?? whatever it takes dude 

i'm going to space

and i'm gonna beat claire to it too!

 

 

Sorry I thought you just said you are going to date Jeff Bezos because you want to go to space???

 

maybe so

 

This is a bad idea for 100000 reasons dude

 

gotta blast