Chapter 1: ☆.｡.:* o n e :,,* ○☆
Grimes PD (Claire lmao)
May, 7 2018 at 7:37 pm
Claire are you ok?
I guess it's not really my business
but are you really going out with
the tesla dude?
He seems... interesting?
uhh sorry bye
May, 8 2018 at 10:17 pm
hey sorry about yesterday i guess i
was just surprised and curious...
Pics from the Met are coming out.
you two look really cool
I'll get a choker like that
but of the new svt logo lol
May, 9 2018 at 2:52 am
oh vernie... ..
can i tell u a lil secret ?
i'm gonna go to space
Elon thinks it'll be soon
i've got some buddies out there
who really want to hear what i've
been working on ;P
he's ok tbh but ..
i'm here for the spacetravel lmao
why tf else would I wear his brand
logo as fashion ? do u know me??
im taking the tunes to space vern0
Why did'nt i think of this
just got 2 b smart V !
I've always wanted to go to space omg
can u hook me up with a
he REALLY likes me... hehe
he said this is special
just for me
lol get ur own billionaire
bf with a space program
maybe I will.
Google Search: how to go to space no math
Google Search: space companies
Google Search: people who own space companies
Google Search: jeff bezos space
Google Search: jeff bezos twitter
Google Search: ROBOT DOGS?
Google Search: does jeff bezos like star wars
Google Search: blue origin rocket memes
Google Search: how to meet billionaires
Google Search: how to get billionaire old guys to like you
remember when i said i wanted to go to space??
Which of the 37 times you've said this are you asking me to remember?
i'm not joking
i have an idea
Should I be worried?
uh no but you probably will be haha
well, it's claire's idea really...
Okay, so I should be worried.
oh my god listen
her bf the tesla guy is gonna send her to space
So you're gonna go with her?
no I asked and she said no
he's not the only dude with a rocket
He's really not. I'm pretty sure that is something you can buy in the dirtie shop at the mall...
shut up lmao
but.. if claire can get musk dude to take her to space..
maybe i can get mr. blue origin mr. amazon jeff bezos to take me to space
How are you gonna do that Vernon?
Be his friend? date him?? whatever it takes dude
i'm going to space
and i'm gonna beat claire to it too!
Sorry I thought you just said you are going to date Jeff Bezos because you want to go to space???
This is a bad idea for 100000 reasons dude
How will Vernon get Jeff Bezos to notice him? What will his friends think about his plan to get to space? How will Claire react when she learns Vernon has copied her plan?
Stay tuned xoxo
uhmm hello ?
why are u being weird lately?
weirder than normal
...what do you mean?
pls don't pretend like youre not up to something..
just some big plans
rocket mom (Claire LMAO)
Can I ask you for something??
you need a flavor vernny?
remember when you said i should get my own space bf..?
ur after a baezoz???
gross. please do not say that but yes
i mean he is kind of like the boyf's top rival so we're not frindz
he follows me on twitter lmao
ill see what i can do
I just wanted his number or contact somehow...
I'll see what i can do
wait why are you helping me? you're trying to get there first.
tbh itll be fun lol
a little competition heehee!
anyway at some point I am going to actually write this just for the sake of having seungkwan kill off jeff bezos but anyway i just decided it was a nice time to keep on trolling you all.
eventually this will be prose and not just chat...
uhhh comment if you want to see this shitpost come to fruition and tell me your ideas. i have a whole ending scene in mind but like... the inbetween??
why am i doing this lmao