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Beach Bitch   Today at 3:47 AM

I regret making this at this hour

 

->Welcome, Pidgeot. We hope you brought pizza. Today at 3:53 AM

 

Pidgeot Today at 3:53 AM

why

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:53 AM

idk I assumed nobody would join until morning

 

Pidgeot Today at 3:54 AM

you think too much of us

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:54 AM

yeah now what

 

Pidgeot Today at 3:55 AM

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Beach Bitch Today at 3:55 AM

wh

what the fuck

 

Pidgeot Today at 3:56 AM

just go with it k

 

Pidgeot Today at 3:56 AM

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Beach Bitch Today at 3:56 AM

o

ok where do u find this shit

 

Pidgeot Today at 3:56 AM

internet

i have my sources

anyway who else did u invite

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:57 AM

just Hunk but he has a healthy sleep scedule so he wont be in til morning

 

Pidgeot Today at 3:58 AM

k

well ill be elsewhere so i guess

ping me if something interesting happens

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:58 AM

k will do

 

->Hunkameat just slid into the server

Today at 7:53 AM

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:53 AM

I have questions

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:00 AM

i have answers

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:02 AM

what and why

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:03 AM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I was bored so I made this

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:03 AM

oh! so it's like a chat for ppl we know?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:04 AM

yeah but only invite cool ppl and like maybe not family memers?

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:05 AM

‘family memers’ yep youve summed up my family

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:05 AM

why do u think i havent fixed it

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:06 AM

I figured you hadn't found the edit function

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:07 AM

I am Offended

anyway Hunk were there ppl u wanted to invite?

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:08 AM

…….. man idk I was hoping I had other friends but I really don't

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:09 AM

its ok! we're all u need!

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:10 AM

sighs

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:11 AM

social isolation is a sign of strength dw

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:11 AM

I

I don't think I agree but ok

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:12 AM

that being said I do know some people

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:13 AM

wait

Pidge has more friends than me?!?!

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:14 AM

friends is a strong word

more like

acquaintances?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:15 AM

noope nononono we are not inviting mere acquaintances to our fortress (edited)

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:16 AM

firtress

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:17 AM

fuck off pigde

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:18 AM

anyway I'm inviting that loser and u cant stop me

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:18 AM

nuuuuuuu

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:19 AM

invite sent ;)

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:19 AM

>:(

 

->Where's Gay Kitten? In the server! Today at 8:22 AM

 

Gay Kitten Today at 8:22 AM

who immediately changed my name

Pidge

why

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:23 AM

bc its accurate i had to

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:23 AM

Pidge

did you

did you invite a furry

 

Gay Kitten Today at 8:24 AM

I am not a furry

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:24 AM

then why is pidge calling u a kitten

 

Gay Kitten Today at 8:25 AM

bc they hate me?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:25 AM

what is this ‘they’ that u speak of

 

Gay Kitten Today at 8:26 AM

uhhhj

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:26 AM

What

 

Gay Kitten Today at 8:26 AM

welllllllll

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:27 AM

clears throat

Anyway, unlike someone here, we have classes, Lance. You should get ready for them

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:28 AM

who are u and what have u done with pidge

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:29 AM

Boi



Direct Message

@deadlyinstinct

 

pokepowered Today at 8:29 AM

hey use he here ok?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:29 AM

np

while we're at it can we…

can we not talk about the thing

 

pokepowered Today at 8:30 AM

the thing?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:30 AM

yeah

I don't want them to

think weird of me

 

pokepowered Today at 8:31 AM

k fair enough




Ze Gays


Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:00 AM

I take it you guys are all in class

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:45 AM

aww did the kitten get lonely

seriously tho why kitten

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:50 AM

inside joke dw about it

Keith does your dad have an account

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:51 AM

he's

he's not my dad?

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:52 AM

k u know who I mean tho

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:53 AM

Idk probably not

I bet your beta version does tho

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:54 AM

did u just

call my brother my beta version???

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:54 AM

eh pretty accurate

but wait BB said no family

So no bros

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:55 AM

yeah u cant invite ppl just bc they're related to you

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:56 AM

what if theyre not direct relatives

like cousins

and they're cool ppl

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:57 AM

My whole family is cool tho

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:58 AM

Yeah but like really cool

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:59 AM

Who tf qualifies as really cool

 

Pidgeot Today at 10:00 AM

Knifey ’s cousin

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:01 AM

Hm

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:02 AM

K but im still pretty sure he doesn't have an account

I'll harass him about it when he gets home

 

Pidgeot Today at 10:03 AM

cool your cousin/dad is great

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:04 AM

wait fuck Knifey whats your actual name

 

Pidgeot Today at 10:04 AM

its Akira

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:04 AM

Pidge

That's

That's not my name

 

Pidgeot Today at 10:05 AM

yeah ik

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:06 AM

BB what's your name

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:07 PM

lance

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 12:08 PM

K hi Lance my name's Keith

Is Hunkameat the guy pidge was telling me about? Hunk?

 

Hunkameat Today at 12:18 PM

Pidge?!?! You talk about me?!?!

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 12:19 PM

something about you being the only other person that even resembled smart at that school

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:35 PM

Wait Keith as in

Keith Kogane?

The guy who got kicked for discipline issues??

 

Pidgeot Today at 12:37 PM

read his name and see if you’re surprised (edited)

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:38 PM

Ok fair but what the fuck!!? U know we're rivals!

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 12:39 PM

...have we met?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:40 PM

Oh fuck you!

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 12:41 PM

Oh yeah you're that cargo pilot, right?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 1:01 PM

No, I'm a fighter pilot, thanks to you washing out

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 1:04 PM

Oh

Well I'm glad the place went to such a kind and gracious pilot

 

Pidgeot Today at 1:37 PM

rykrqylralyr

 

Beach Bitch Today at 1:39 PM

I hate you

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight  Today at 1:40 PM

K

 

Beach Bitch Today at 1:42 PM

Ugh your the worst why did Pidge invite you

 

Pidgeot Today at 1:45 PM

Bc I know that without me and a certain someone working together he would retreat to his room and never talk to anyone else ever again

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 1:46 PM

you don't need to call me out like that

 

Pidgeot Today at 1:47 PM

Someone's gotta do it and we all know your cousin is too nice

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 1:48 PM

i dunno if too nice is the right word

More like

Too mature?

Too concerned for my well-being?

 

Pidgeot Today at 1:51 PM

You say that he's concerned for your well-being

But then you tell me about the shit you eat and it makes me wonder if he actually is

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight  Today at 1:55 PM

he cooks for me when he's home ok

he just

he's just out a lot

 

Beach Bitch Today at 1:59 PM

The fuck have you been doing since you left?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight  Today at 2:03 PM

Helping my cousin however I can?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:05 PM

Oh?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight  Today at 2:07 PM

He thinks that

That he might be able to fix things with the school if I keep my head straight and am helpful enough

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:15 PM

That gargoyle hes dating better help

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight  Today at 2:17 PM

How helpful can that gargoyle really be

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:23 PM

Hey he can be very useful, jackass

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:23 PM

Whoa calm down

I didn't mean to offend

You just

You called him a gargoyle so

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:27 PM

How well do you guys know each other

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:33 PM

We meet through our brothers

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:37 PM

We bonded over

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:40 PM

Mutual hatred of the world

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:42 PM

Edgy

Seriously we don't need any more edge in this group

 

Hunkameat Today at 2:45 PM

I'm sorry?

Pidge isn't exactly bad

I don't see why it's a problem

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:47 PM

Because!! Pidge is cute enough that acting edgy is funny. But Keith?!

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:50 PM

Id argue that Keith is cuter than me

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:54 PM

Untrue

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:55 PM

I mean

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:56 PM

Lets put it to the test. Selfies from both of you, right here right now

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:56 PM

No

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:56 PM

what are you, chicken?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:57 PM

No I just don't want to sully your image of Pidge

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:57 PM

Oh fuck you

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:57 PM

At least buy me dinner first

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:57 PM

Drursypr

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:55 PM

Ugh what the fuck

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 3:59 PM

What

 

Pidgeot Today at 4:01 PM

Lance crashed the sim again

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:01 PM

Oh

How?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:04 PM

go fuck yourself Keith

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:05 PM

No I'm genuinely curious

What did you do

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:06 PM

I hit a comet

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:07 PM

You hit

A comet

You crashed the comet level

The EASIEST level

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:08 PM

Like you've never hit an comet

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:09 PM

Actually I haven't

 

Pidgeot Today at 4:10 PM

Yeah remember how Iverson says that it seemed like piloting was in his blood or smth

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:10 PM

Yeah Shiro says that all the time

 

Pidgeot Today at 4:10 PM

Your cousin is a sweetheart

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:12 PM

wait Shiro? As in the famous pilot?? That went to Kerberos and back???

 

Pidgeot Today at 4:13 PM

yep that's his cousin/dad

 

Hunkameat Today at 4:14 PM

Lance just dropped his phone

He looks alarmed

 

Pidgeot Today at 4:14 PM

Omfg XD

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:14 PM

And you think you might be able to get him into this server?!

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:15 PM

I mean maybe?

He's pretty busy

Although he says a lot of his time at work is wasted on doing nothing

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:15 PM

Wait Pidge have you met him too?!

 

Pidge Today at 4:16 PM

yeah I've known him since I was like 8

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:16 PM

holy shit why did u not tell me this

U have to tell me all about him

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:17 PM

Do you have a hero crush on him or something

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:18 PM

I mean who doesn't

 

Pidgeot Today at 4:18 PM

Me

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:18 PM

Me

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:18 PM

but at least hunk does

right?

 

Hunkameat Today at 4:19 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:20 PM

don't just shrug at me

 

Hunkameat Today at 4:20 PM

I'm sorry I'm sure he's great but I wouldn't say he's my hero?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:22 PM

The thought of Shiro being someone's hero is…

 

Pidgeot Today at 4:23 PM

Hilarious?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:23 PM

Something like that yeah

 

Pidgeot Today at 4:23 PM

lance u doofus why

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:24 PM

this is biphobia

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:24 PM

Against you or Shiro

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:25 PM

I'm sorry is Takashi Shirogane bisexual

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:26 PM

would

would that be a problem?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:27 PM

dude read the server name

were all a little gay

 

Pidgeot Today at 4:28 PM

raises hand

I'm??? I'm not???

Anyway yeah Shiro’s bi af

And I don't know if 'a little’ is quite right for Keithy

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:30 PM

Hey don't call me out like that

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:05 PM

wait where is everyone

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 5:10 PM

Shiro just got home

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:12 PM

Oh

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 5:13 PM he's with Pidge 1.0



Direct Message

@deadlyinstinct

 

pokepowered Today at 5:15 PM

say hi to Matt for me

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 5:24 PM

He scratched me on the head

I hope your happy

 

pokepowered Today at 5:25 PM

very

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 5:26 PM

he said to tell you

“Hey gremlin, don't get caught with tampons!”

 

pokepowered Today at 5:28 PM

strangle him for me

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 5:29 PM

K I will


Direct Message

@mattaticate

 

mattaticate Today at 5:37 PM

Hey thanks for sicking Keith on me

little fucker snuck up behind me and tackled me

 

pokepowered Today at 5:39 PM

But wasn't it like getting attacked by a kitten

 

mattaticate Today at 5:40 PM

a teenage human male sized kitten

 

pokepowered Today at 5:41 PM

see? Kittens are great

 

mattaticate Today at 5:42 PM

you think that?

next time let him tackle you

 

pokepowered Today at 5:44 PM

Yeah nope not gonna

 

mattaticate Today at 5:46 PM

K Shiro finished making dinner gtg



Ze Gays

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:43 PM

Wait is he like dating Pidge's brother?!

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 5:45 PM

Yeah

Matt’s here too

 

Pidgeot Today at 5:48 PM

Keith's out for a while eating dinner with ⅔ of the Kerberos mission members

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:50 PM

What

What the fuck

Why does he have a cool life

 

Pidgeot Today at 5:51 PM

u say that

But would you trade places with him

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:53 PM

if I was in his shoes I wouldnt have gotten kicked out in the first place

 

Pidgeot Today at 5:54 PM

you say that

but do you know how his shoes fit

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:58 PM

No excuses for getting in knife fights tho?

 

->mattaticate just arrived. Seems OP- please nerf Today at 6:05 PM

 

mattaticate Today at 6:05 PM

heard u were talking smack about my son

leave him alone mcclain

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:07 PM

who are you???

 

mattaticate Today at 6:08 PM

A friend of Keitgs

anyway be nice or I will travel to the Garrison and fight you myself

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:10 PM

Matt

I love you

But you couldnt beat your little sister when she was 10

 

mattaticate Today at 6:11

my lil sister is a goblin

He's merely a teenage boy

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:12 PM

looked him up in the Garrison records, nvm, you could totally take him

he's all limbs, no muscle

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:14 PM

hey!!!

 

mattaticate Today at 6:16 PM

thanks keith ily2

 

mattaticate left the server Today at 6:17 PM

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:17 PM

anyway yeah that happened

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:17 PM

Wait holy fuck was that Matt as in Matt Holt?!?!

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:19 PM

yeah who else would it be

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:20 PM

I

bro how many cool ppl do u know

like how many that actually like u

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:21 PM

Pidge do you like me

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:22 PM

I suppose

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:23 PM

3

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:24 PM

Aw you think I'm cool

I suppose you would have to

Seeing as I'm your only friend your age

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:24 PM

Matt is only like 4 years older than me?

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:25 PM

Wait what the fuck

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:26 PM

does that brother Pisge apparently have count as cool

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:27 PM

Pfffffft my brother is super lame

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:29 PM

So we've confirmed

1) Pidge has a brother

2) Pidge knows Keith

3) Keith knows Shiro and Matt

4) Shiro is bisexual and is dating Pidge’s brother

5) Pidge also knows Shiro and possibly Matt?

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:30 PM

We've met

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:32 PM

yeah that pretty much sums it up

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:34 PM

but only one person here has cuddled with Takashi Shirogane

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:36 PM

you've cuddled?!?!

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:37 PM

While eating ice cream straight out of the tub and watching a movie

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:38 PM

Your brother promised he wouldn't say anything about that!!

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:39 PM

I even have pictures

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:40 PM

Pidge!

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:40 PM

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Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:40 PM

Pidge!!

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:42 PM

I

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:43 PM

I told you Keith was cuter than me

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:44 PM

My poor gay heart can't take this

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:45 PM

*pan

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:46 PM

Ok true but

you see my point

Anything that cute

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:48 PM

Pidge I think you broke Lance

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:49 PM

You say that but

isn't it really you who broke lance

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:50 PM

13 year old me broke Lance?

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:50 PM

Ok what the fuck nobody is that cute at 13

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:52 PM

how old did you think I was

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:53 PM

Idk like 11?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:54 PM

yeah we weren't

we weren't that close when I was 11

like we lived together and stuff

but we weren't on like cuddling level

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:57 PM

There now we've seen 13 year old you

Why not 18 year old you

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:58 PM

You’re that desperate to see me

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:59 PM

I

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:02 PM

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Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:04 PM

I

why do you have that

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:06 PM

my brother

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:07 PM

I'm going to strangle him

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:08 PM

k

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:09 PM

Aww!! That's so cute!

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:10 PM

I'm not cute

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:10 PM

But like look at that sleepy face

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:10 PM

Ugh

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:12 PM

:)

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:22 PM

Your brother has been disposed of

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:24 PM

Thanks I'm glad I don't have to put a hit out on him to get rid of him

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:25 PM

I bet you could take him out yourself with your bare hands

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:28 PM

Too much work

Also where'd Keith go

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:30 PM

Keith?

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:35 PM

@Brought a knife to a fistfight ?

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:36 PM

Ah Shiro probably killed him for killing his bf

Oh well

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:40 PM

I'm fine

But yeah Shiro tried to kill me

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:41 PM

Uh how did that end

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:42 PM

……

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:43 PM

Ten bucks it ended in a tickle fight

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:44 PM

Bet

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:45 PM

Lance you owe Pidge $10

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:46 PM

Haha! My superior knowledge of the brogane shenanigans has won me money!

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:46 PM

how'd you know

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:47 PM

Well

I know that Keith and Shiro are both ticklish

I know that they're both physical people

And I know that they get in tickle fights all the time

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:51 PM

Wow

 

Pidgeot

That being said, they do get in actual brawls sometimes

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:52 PM

That's true, we do

Anyway yeah that happened

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:53 PM

Who won

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:55 PM

Shiro

His prosthetic arm is too strong

It’s easier to beat him if I can, like, throw punches/kick him

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:56 PM

oh yeah

I forgot that he had that

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:57 PM

Yeah

Anyway Shiro wants me to bond with him or whatever so gtg

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:57 PM

K have fun

Everyone else, do you wanna like actually hang out

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:05 PM

Sure

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:06 PM

Dude I'm literally across the room from you

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:07 PM

Alright meet in the dorm hall in four minutes

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Ze Gays




Beach Bitch Today at 3:08 AM

I can't believe we got caught

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:37 AM

What did you do and what happened

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:07 AM

Welllllllll

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:09 AM

We turned on the loudspeakers to play 'All-Star’

and made all the lights go crazy

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:10 AM

Dead meme, how could you

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:13 AM

>:(  that meme will never die

But yeah I blame Hunk for getting us caught

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:14 AM

D:

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:14 AM

So what happened

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:16 AM

We're grounded to our dorms while not in class for four days

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:17 AM

Could be worse

Besides, you can still cause trouble without leaving your room

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:19 AM

oh true

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:21 AM

But we shouldn't! We should be good kids

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:22 AM

Until this dies down I agree

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:25 AM

Losers

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:27 AM

Chicken

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:28 AM

Oh FUCK teacher's coming over gtg

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:37 AM

Keith, what are you up to today?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 11:54 AM

Shiro’s off work today so we're doing some training

Gtg

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:01 PM

he's so extra wtf

Everyone else just lifts weights and does airobics and stuff

 

Hunkameat Today at 12:03 PM

I'm sure that's what he does when he's alone

 

Pidgeot Today at 12:03 PM

he's gotta get out that energy somehow

better than doing illegal shit

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:05 PM

he's such an edgelord

 

Pidgeot Today at 12:06 PM

Oh def

 

Hunkameat Today at 12:06 PM

Even his hair

 

Pidgeot Today at 12:07 PM

You should’ve seen him at 14

 

Hunkameat Today at 12:07 PM

do you have pics

 

Pidgeot Today at 12:08 PM

I don't think so

I'll bug my bro about it later

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:09 PM

Yeah plz do

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:15 PM

I beat him in one of our matches

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:37 PM

Holy fuck what

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:43 PM

He's a lot slower than I am

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:45 PM

Yep Keith is a skinny boi

Small and fast

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:46 PM

… this, from you

you, at 5’4”

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:47 PM

Gfy

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:48 PM

Nah

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:48 PM

How tall are u, Keith

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:49 PM

….

...5’7”

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:51 PM

Your pretty short too

I'm 5’9”

How tall is Shiro?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:54 PM

5’11” or 6’, idk exactly

 

Hunkameat Today at 2:55 PM

I'm 5’9”, too

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 3:00 PM

Anyway Shiro needs me to help put away groceries see y'all later

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:01 PM

… y'all?

 

Pidgeot Today at 3:04 PM

Oh yeah didn't u know?

Keith's originally from Texas

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:05 PM

Holy fuck

 

Pidgeot Today at 3:05 PM

Yep at one point he even slipped back into an accent

It was hilarious

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:07 PM

damn

 

Hunkameat Today at 3:12 PM

We should meet him at some point

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:14 PM

We've met him

 

Hunkameat Today at 3:15 PM

no I mean like as friends

not just bumping into each other in the hall

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:16 PM

…..k u have a point

 

Pidgeot Today at 3:17 PM

Idk he's a bit of a recluse

like I'm pretty sure he hasn't been face to face with more than like 3 or 4 ppl since he left the Garrison

He might bite u or smth

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:20 PM

Lol

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:38 PM

I'm back. Shiro had me help w/ dinner, too

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:45 PM

Oh nice

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:50 PM

U mean he had u do menial tasks while he cooked?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:51 PM

I can cook

But when I'm home alone idc enough to

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:51 PM

I mean fair enough

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:52 PM

Yeah

I mean, when you were staying with your brother, didn't you have poptarts for breakfast like every day

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:52 PM

Yes, but that goblin can't cook to save his life

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:53 PM

That may be the sole reason he's dating Shiro

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:54 PM

I mean get you a man who can cook, right

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:54 PM

Lance your asking for too much

Earlier you said you wanted your partner to be able to bench press you

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:54 PM

I mean yeah

Some can do both

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:55 PM

Like Shiro

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:55 PM

Ohhh is that why you have a crush on him

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:55 PM

No but my crush certainly isn't going away

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:56 PM

Oh I should tell some stories then

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:56 PM

No! Don't spoil my image of Shiro

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:57 PM

But if he tells you stories then you have a full picture

and you can know if you truly love him if you see his flaws and don't care

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:58 PM

….

Ok it's just a crush jesus

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:58 PM

Plus he's taken

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:58 PM

By a gargoyle

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 6:59 PM

Yes but you love that gargoyle

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:59 PM

...shut up, Kogane

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:00 PM

I have pics of you cuddling with him

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:00 PM

Do not send them

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:00 PM

Oh but they're adorable

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:01 PM

Gfy Kogane

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:01 PM

I mean no one else will so

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:02 PM

I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:02 PM

How old is Pidge in these pictures?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:03 PM

I have some from when he's 9

Then some through adolescence

I think the newest one is from like a year ago?

 

Pidge Today at 7:04 PM

Was that pre or post haircut

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:04 PM

Pre

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:05 PM

Oh

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:05 PM

Wait what was your hair used to be

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:06 PM

“What was your hair used to be”

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:07 PM

Long and gross

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:07 PM

Oh

You should send the pics

Also idk who changed my name but I am not a fan

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:08 PM

I would but Pidgey will dig up worse shit if I do so

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:08 PM

Are you afraid of him or smth

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:09 PM

Terrified

As I should be

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:09 PM

Yeah you guys should be afraid

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:09 PM

Remember when you hacked into your brother's phone and sent Shiro some pics

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:10 PM

Yeah I take partial credit for their relationship

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:10 PM

What did you do

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:10 PM

They were like low-key sexts

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:11 PM

What

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:11 PM

No dicks or anything

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:11 PM

It was hilarious

I was in the room with Shiro when he got really red

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:12 PM

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(An image of a 23 year old Shiro with flushed cheeks, seated on a couch while looking at his phone)

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:12 PM

My bro was gonna yell at me until he found out that Shiro was super into it

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:13 PM

Nice

Also add ‘blushing buff men’ to my list of kinks

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:13 PM

Is that even a kink

That seems like just what anyone who's into dudes likes

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:14 PM

Fair

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:14 PM

Idk I like shorter guys

They're so cute

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:15 PM

Smaller as in Pidge small, or smaller as in not 6 feet of hard muscle

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:15 PM

I meant the latter

But also Pidge is cute

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:16 PM

Sorry but I'm not into dudes

But anyway! Embarrassing Shiro stories?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:16 PM

Ok

So a couple years ago, we had a mouse

Like not a pet mouse

Like a pest mouse

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:16 PM

Oh gross

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:17 PM

Yeah

Anyway, so we put out, like, mousetraps and stuff

I was in the shower when I heard him shout, “Shit!”

And I ran out in nothing but a towel to find him with his foot caught in mouse trap, shaking his foot in an attempt to get it off because he was holding a cup of coffee and didn't want to spill it

He ended up spilling it

He looked so heartbroken that I made him more

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:18 PM

Aww that's cute

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:18 PM

One time he slipped in the shower and got a really mild concussion

I basically had to pick him up and carry him to his room

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:19 PM

You carried Shiro naked

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:20 PM

I mean yeah? I was a) worried about him and b) why tf wouldn't I he's my dumbass cousin (edited)

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:20 PM

AWWWWW

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:21 PM

I may be dead on the inside but

the Broganes are cute

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:21 PM

Wait I didn't see it b4 he erased it

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:22 PM

He basically just said that he loves Shiro

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:22 PM

Awwwww

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:22 PM

Ugh

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:23 PM

Every so often Keith will slip out of edginess to be soft

Rarely, but it happens

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:23 PM

I love it

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:27 PM

Anyway! We should do smth fun!

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:28 PM

What qualifies as fun

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:28 PM

Idk

online Mariokart or smth?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:29 PM

I mean I don't have any consoles personally but I think Shiro’s bf might have smth

he leaves his shit here all the time

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:30 PM

great

Hunk?

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:31 PM

but I like our friendship

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:32 PM

Hey as long as u guys aren't sore losers we'll be fine

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:32 PM

I’ve never played the newest Mariokart but I'm assuming it's like the old ones?

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:32 PM

yeah p much

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:33 PM

Imma kick all your asses

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:34 PM

all y'all are going down

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:34 PM

‘all y'all’

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:35 PM

LET ME LIVE

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:36 PM

anyway everyone say when your ready

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:36 PM

ready

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:38 PM

I'm on lance's switch so I'm ready

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:41 PM

I was right he did have a switch I'm ready

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:41 PM

sweet let's fucking go

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 8:57 PM

well that went

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:57 PM

well?

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 8:58 PM

uhhhh no?

you guys were being jerks that whole time

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight   Today at 8:58 PM

oh is he a sore loser

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:59 PM

definitely

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:59 PM

unquestionably

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:00 PM

awesome

well then Hunk, I'm sorry you have to live with him

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:01 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you get used to it

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:01 PM

I'm glad that your just ‘used to’ my company

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:02 PM

isn't that what friends do

reluctantly tolerate one another?

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:03 PM

Uh no?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:03 PM

oh it's not?

..

I may have been doing it wrong all along

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:04 PM

maybe so

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:04 PM

who are you counting as friends

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:04 PM

uhhh

you, Matt, your brother?

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:05 PM

oh we're not friends?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:05 PM

I “met” you two days ago

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:06 PM

:(

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:06 PM

Y'know what you're right

if friends are ppl I reluctantly tolerate, you guys are my friends. I enjoy Pidge, his brother, and Matt

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:07 PM

I don't know if that warrants a smiley face tbh

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:07 PM

eh

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:07 PM

anyway!! you guys were being cheap on like every race

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:08 PM

◔_◔

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:08 PM

┌∩┐(>_<)┌∩┐

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:08 PM

stop fighting you two (edited)

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:08 PM

stoo

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:08 PM

stoo

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:08 PM

stoo

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:09 PM

D:

lance I thought you were my friend

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:09 PM

;)

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:37 PM

now what

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:39 PM

smth funny happened the other day

I was hanging out with Shiro and his bf

and his bf said something around the lines of “Daddy, I've been naughty. Are you going to punish me?”

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:41 PM

Gfsiraiyed that's disgusting why would u tell us this

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:42 PM

I'm not done with the story!

anyway, Shiro turned to him and said deadpan, “The word 'daddy’ is easily the biggest turnoff I've ever been personally faced with”

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:43 PM

oh, shut down immediately

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:43 PM

“And the second would have to be anything sexual in front of Keith

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:43 PM

Shiro is great

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:44 PM

Yep

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:44 PM

and u made fun of me for liking him

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:45 PM

oh, no, definitely not

we made fun of you for having a crush on him

because while he's a great guy you don't know him irl and therefore are basing it solely on what you've heard

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:46 PM

◔_◔

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:46 PM

Shit he wants his switch back

Brb

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:47 PM

it's interesting how Keith, the shy shut in who got expelled from school, can come up with more interesting stories than us, who do things every day

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:47 PM

yes but we do things on a schedule

Keith has more spontaneity

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:48 PM

Oh true

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:49 PM

if you guys didn't have school what would you do

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:49 PM

build robots

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:50 PM

go home and help in my family's diner

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:50 PM

mooch off my brother

until he inevitably moves in with Shiro, at which point I'll mooch off of Shiro instead

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:51 PM

I'd travel

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:51 PM

traveling costs money

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:52 PM

it doesn't have to be pricey

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:52 PM

yeah I guess if your willing to sleep in a Red Lion or smth

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:53 PM

Red lions aren't that bad

I didn't take you as the type to be stuck up about hotels

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:53 PM

the roof was caving in

I think that's a valid complaint

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:54 PM

that's not ideal

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:54 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

could be worse

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:54 PM

Yeah I guess

There weren't cockroaches or anything

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:54 PM

Eugh

cockroaches are gross

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:58 PM

Keith? You there?

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:59 PM

my bro is probably holding him captive while he inspects the switch or smth

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 9:59 PM

oh yeah makes sense

I'd do that

 

Pidgeot Today at 10:00 PM

either that or Shiro was there and he roped Keith into a Serious Conversation About His Future

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 10:00 PM

Oh yeah wow those suck

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:07 PM

yeah Shiro wanted to talk to me

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 10:07 PM

about what

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:08 PM

Reintegrating me into the world

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 10:08 PM

reintegrating?

how fucking far removed have u been

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:09 PM

… pretty far

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 10:09 PM

huh

did he come up with a plan

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:10 PM

he's planning on returning me to the Garrison

they've worked out a deal

as long as I don't get in any fights

like, in Shiro's words, “if some kid tries to punch you, dodge and block and report them”

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 10:10 PM

oh so are u returning next week

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:11 PM

yeah

 

Pidgeot Today at 10:11 PM

well if some kid tries to beat you up I'll hack their computer or smth

look at their porn or whatever

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:12 PM

why would you want to look at their porn

 

Pidgeot Today at 10:12 PM

not actually watch it

just see what they're into bc it's funny

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:13 PM

oh yeah

U looked at your bro’s porn and it was weird right?

 

Pidgeot Today at 10:14 PM

“37 minutes of a hot guy eating peanut butter off another man's balls”

“Sucking at more than videogames”

“Aural Sex Man”

there's no way that's arousing

he downloaded it bc it's hilarious

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 10:16 PM

that's pretty good/bad

 

Pidgeot Today at 10:17 PM

yeah

anyway Keith! now you'll have

positive acquaintances to return to

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:17 PM

yeah

I

I guess I will

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:18 PM

:D

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:19 PM

:)

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:19 PM

Keith smiled at me!!!!!

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:20 PM

I think that I could get used to you guys

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 10:20 PM

Same

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:30 PM

Shiro wants me to go to bed now

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 10:32 PM

are you gonna?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:32 PM

Pffft no

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:42 PM

apparently Facebook is making a dating site

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:43 PM

Oh where humans can meet lizards?

 

Pidgeot Today at 10:43 PM

I mean

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:44 PM

Pidge you should use it

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 10:44 PM

meet the Russian bot of your dreams

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:45 PM

let's not get political

 

Pidgeot Today at 10:46 PM

Yeah

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:47 PM

US politics are a mess

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:49 PM

Well, I'm going to bed. Good night, everyone!

 

Pidgeot Today at 10:49 PM

night

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 10:52 PM

for the sake of Hunk I'm getting off too

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 10:53 PM

well good night then

 

Pidgeot Today at 11:01 PM

well now what

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 11:02 PM

Hmm



Direct Message

@deadlyinstinct

 

pokepowered Today at 11:03 PM

are you excited to return to school

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:03 PM

part of me is excited

a lot of me is nervous

I haven't been around that many ppl in

well, in a long time

 

pokepowered Today at 11:04 PM

yeah

especially now when

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:05 PM

yeah

 

pokepowered Today at 11:07 PM

it'll be nice to see you

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:09 PM

yeah

you too

I'm gonna go to bed now

 

pokepowered Today at 11:20 PM

night

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:21 PM

night

Chapter Text

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:42 AM

Wow things died right after we went to sleep

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:44 AM

Tfw you're dead

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:44 AM

Mood

 

What was your beach used to be Today at 7:45 AM

Mood

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:45 AM

:O

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:48 AM

Keith what r u doing today

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:48 AM

Shiro doesn't have anything for me to do

I was planning on going for a ride

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:49 AM

Dude you are such a stereotype it hurts

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 7:49 AM

F i g h t  m e

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:50 AM

Yeah

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:50 AM

Gimme a sec

 

Edgy Mullet Today at 7:51 AM

Hm

No

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:51 AM

Yes.

 

Edgy Mullet Today at 7:52 AM

Too blatant

You need subtlety

Or at least a pun if nothing else

 

Edging out of the closet Today at 7:53 AM

Well

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:53 AM

Do you like

 

Edging out of the closet Today at 7:53 AM

How am I edging out of the closet

I'm all the way out

I've been out of the closet for like four years Pidge

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:54 AM

I mean

 

Edging out of the closet Today at 7:54 AM

Honestly

For an aroace your pun game is weak

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:55 AM

U wanna go?

 

Edging out of the closet Today at 7:55 AM

I'll take you out, Kermit

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:55 AM

Kermit????

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:56 AM

I love it

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:56 AM

Actually I have new roles for everyone

Wait

Hunk is Lance Ferus or Anakin

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:56 AM

Well Anakin had discipline issues like Keith

 

Kermit Today at 7:57 AM

But Lance isn't exactly the perfect student

also no

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:57 AM

Keith kinda has the same holier-than-thou attitude as Ferus

And both ultimately ended up out of school

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:57 AM

True

Which of us is Darra and which is Tru?

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:58 AM

Well Tru was Anakin's bestie

And Darra

Uh

What did she do in that series

 

Edging out of the closet Today at 7:58 AM

Other than get Ferus out of the Order? Not much

Oh, and get injured so that Anakin would be stuck with her bitchy mentor

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:59 AM

Hm

I don't love that

 

Edging out of the closet Today at 7:59 AM

But Darra was the youngest

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:00 AM

Ufgh fine I'll be Darra

 

Ferus Today at 8:00 AM

I didn't expect you to actually change our names

 

Tru Today at 8:01 AM

Also Keith you've read that series?!

 

Ferus Today at 8:01 AM

Yes?

 

Darra Today at 8:02 AM

I didn't expect that for some reason

 

Anakin Today at 8:02 AM

I don't wanna go to the dark side

 

Darra Today at 8:03 AM

Actually now that I'm thinking about it

Anakin wasn't that relaxed in that series

He was mostly just an asshole

 

Anakin Today at 8:04 AM

I don't wanna be him

 

Darra Today at 8:04 AM

but think about it

both of you are assholes

both of you are good at things without trying

both of you have famous mentor/father figures

both of you have discipline issues

 

Anakin Today at 8:06 AM

…. I hate that you're right

 

Darra Today at 8:06 AM

I usually am

 

Tru Today at 8:07 AM

Wait now I'm confused

Anakin=Keith and Ferus=Lance??

 

Ferus Today at 8:07 AM

What tf are you guys even talking about

 

Anakin Today at 8:08 AM

Yes, Hunk

that's the thing

 

Darra Today at 8:08 AM

Wait! I forgot! You both also have stupid hair!

 

Ferus Today at 8:09 AM

Keith does have stupid hair

 

Tru Today at 8:09 AM

I kinda like it tbh

it frames his face

 

Darra Today at 8:10 AM

Gaaaaay

 

Tru Today at 8:10 AM

*Paaaaan

 

Darra Today at 8:11 AM

But in all honesty Keith can kinda pull off a mullet

 

Anakin Today at 8:11 AM

Thank you

 

Ferus Today at 8:12 AM

Weirdos

So what's my person like

 

Anakin Today at 8:12 AM

Nothing like you

He's smart, attractive, and skilled at almost everything he does

 

Darra Today at 8:13 AM

was Ferus your first crush

 

Anakin Today at 8:13 AM

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Anakin Today at 8:14 AM

What do you think

 

Ferus Today at 8:14 AM

Me I'm gay

 

Tru Today at 8:15 AM

My love

 

Ferus Today at 8:15 AM

Anyway I am all of those things, so I guess he fits perfectly

 

Anakin Today at 8:15 AM

Pffft

 

Ferus Today at 8:16 AM

Y'know what Kogane

 

Ferus Today at 8:17 AM

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Darra Today at 8:17 AM

My eyes

 

Tru Today at 8:18 AM

lance why?

 

Ferus Today at 8:18 AM

bc i needed to show how gorgeous I am

 

Anakin Today at 8:19 AM

keep telling yourself that

 

Ferus Today at 8:19 AM

if you're so cocky why don't you send a shirtless selfie? (edited)

 

Anakin Today at 8:20 AM

I don't need to prove myself to you

 

Ferus Today at 8:20 AM

coward

 

Anakin Today at 8:21 AM

wow you really are desperate, aren't you

 

Ferus Today at 8:21 AM

fuck you

 

Anakin Today at 8:21 AM

you wish

 

Darra Today at 8:22 AM

oh damn

 

Tru Today at 8:23 AM

Keith be nice

 

Anakin Today at 8:24 AM

I'm not being mean though?

 

Darra Today at 8:24 AM

yeah no you aren't

guys this is just Keith

 

Ferus Today at 8:24 AM

can we boot him

 

Darra Today at 8:25 AM

no

 

Ferus Today at 8:25 AM

but I haate him

 

Anakin Today at 8:26 AM

You know that I can read this, right?

 

Ferus Today at 8:26 AM

I would hope so

 

Tru Today at 8:26 AM

lance be nice

 

Darra Today at 8:27 AM

guys we are his sole source of human interaction when it comes to people his age

 

Anakin Today at 8:27 AM

Oh

 

Anakin Today at 8:28 AM

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Darra Today at 8:28 AM

Keith

 

Tru Today at 8:29 AM

that's not true! I don't hate you at all!

 

Anakin Today at 8:29 AM

Oh you will

Anyway imma head out

If I don't say anything by 4:00 PM Pidge text Shiro

 

Darra Today at 8:30 AM

K

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:32 AM

There my name's back to normal

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:33 AM

yeah it was getting old

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:33 AM

yeah

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:34 AM

what should we set Keith's name to

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:35 AM

I'll think of smth

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:40 AM

Pidge thats genius

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:41 AM

Thx thought of it myself

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:11 PM

Uggggggh I hate stats

 

Pidgeot Today at 12:15 PM

the fuck?

Stats is the easiest math class you could be taking, lance

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:16 PM

fuck off not everyone can be good at math

 

Pidgeot Today at 12:16 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Hunkameat Today at 12:17 PM

dw Lance! I'm sure I can help u with ur homework!

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:17 PM

Thx man

even tho I was just whining I appreciate it

 

Hunkameat Today at 12:18 PM

Np! <3

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:18 PM

<3

 

XxXxXColdsteelXxXxX Today at 2:12 PM

What the actual fuck

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:15 PM

you like?

it's bc you're prickly and emo

 

XxXxXColdsteelXxXxX Today at 2:16 PM

Prickly?

...oh because it's a hedgehog

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:16 PM

Yeah

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:17 PM

Sorry I'm not keeping that

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:17 PM

Oh but I worked so hard

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:18 PM

sorry

it was very good, I'll admit

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:18 PM

didn't expect you to admit that tbh

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:18 PM

eh

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:19 PM

how was your ride

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:19 PM

Uneventful but pleasant

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:20 PM

(For reference, his version of ‘uneventful’ entails driving off cliffs, jumping across chasms, and going as fast as fucking possible)

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:20 PM

you're not wrong

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:21 PM

you're crazy

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:21 PM

if you're skilled enough

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:21 PM

fair enough

is this ur way of practicing piloting and shit

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:22 PM

perhaps

mostly it's just for the exhilaration

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:23 PM

hey I just realised

since keith is gonna hang out with us, shiro might say hi sometimes

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:23 PM

wait really?!

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:24 PM

yeah he's a bit of a smother

 

Hunkameat Today at 2:24  PM

aww

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:24 PM

just don't get me in trouble

with Shiro I mean

Iverson yells at me all the time

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:25 PM

I can't believe you think so little of me

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:30 PM

I wonder what my team will be like

Yknow, for the sim

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:30 PM

Ohhh fuck

You're not gonna boot me from my spot, are you??

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:31 PM

Uh

I hope not?

that would seriously suck

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:31 PM

yeah

if you get me kicked from my spot we aren't friends anymore

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:32 PM

I mean

fair enough

but… as long as you do your best, I'm sure it'll work out

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:32 PM

wdym?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:33 PM

I dunno, just… don't worry so much

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:34 PM

uh his version of ‘not worrying’ is making stupid ass decisions in the sim

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:34 PM

he

he just seems like his messups would come from getting too much into his head

just

trust yourself I guess

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:35 PM

I guess that's fair

thanks, keith (edited)

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 2:35 PM

Keitg

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:35 PM

Keitg

 

Hunkameat Today at 2:35 PM

I'm not gon- Keitg

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:36 PM

Fuck all y'all

 

Keitg Today at 2:36 PM

who's Texan now?

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:37 PM

what in tarnation lance

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:37 PM

fuck off

 

Keitg Today at 2:37 PM

yaint good for me

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:38 PM

y'know what does yaint even mean

 

Keitg Today at 2:39 PM

you are all not

y'all ain't

yaint

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:39 PM

oh

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:39 PM

~the more you knoow~

 

Southern Keitg Today at 2:40 PM

yep

oh

is this just my life now

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:40 PM

yep

unload that southern wisdom on us

 

Southern Keitg Today at 2:41 PM

uh

all y'all gotta go ta church

if ya go ta church and pray we maht be able ta fix ya

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:41 PM

I simultaneously hate and love this

 

Southern Keitg Today at 2:42 PM

all y'all are sinners but we can fix ya

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:42 PM

oh no

 

Southern Keitg Today at 2:43 PM

yeah I'm done I shouldn't stereotype

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:44 PM

that's fair

 

Keitg Today at 2:44 PM

but yeah that's that

I met some hyper religious ppl that weren't that nice to me

but that's not to say that all or even most ppl are like that

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:45 PM

yeah

well now what

 

Keitg Today at 2:55 PM

you could commit a felony

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:56 PM

nah

I'll save it till I have the means to not get caught

 

Keitg Today at 2:56 PM

well if you do it right u have the means rn

 

Pidgeot Today at 2:57 PM

ohhh k then

ur probably right but better safe than sorry

 

Keitg Today at 2:58 PM

fair enough

 

Hunkameat Today at 2:58 PM

as delightful as this conversation is, we should head to the sim

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:59 PM

oh ur right

 

Keitg Today at 2:59 PM

good luck

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:00 PM

Thx

 

Keitg Today at 3:00 PM

lemme know how it goes

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:57 PM

We passed!!!!

 

Pidgeot Today at 3:58 PM

Woohoo!

 

Hunkameat Today at 3:59 PM

I didn't even throw up!

 

Keitg Today at 4:02 PM

you didn't even- what?

eh, whatever

I'm proud of you guys

 

Pidgeot Today at 4:02 PM

thanks, Keith

 

Keitg Today at 4:03 PM

Np

 

Kermit Today at 4:07 PM

Now what

also no

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:08 PM

I'm never letting that go

 

Kermit Today at 4:08 PM

I hate all of you

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:09 PM

Ily2, gremlin

 

Hunkameat Today at 4:09 PM

I didn't even do anything!

 

Kermit Today at 4:10 PM

you're right

I hate everyone but hunk

 

Hunkameat Today at 4:10 PM

<3

 

Keitg Today at 4:12 PM

Pidge I have a new name for you

 

Pidgeot Today at 4:13 PM

will I hate it?

 

Keitg Today at 4:13 PM

only one way to find out

 

Pidget Today at 4:14 PM

Well you've taken out a letter

I'm so proud

 

Keitg Today at 4:14 PM

thanks

I worked so hard

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:15 PM

I don't get it

 

Keitg Today at 4:15 PM

I'm sorry to hear that

 

Pidget Today at 4:16 PM

he's making fun of my height

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:16 PM

uuhhh

Oh I get it

 

Keitg Today at 4:17 PM

slow claps

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:17 PM

Keith is so mean to me

 

Pidget Today at 4:17 PM

you know he’s just teasing

 

Keitg Today at 4:18 PM

what if I wasn't

what if everything I said was dead serious

 

Pidget Today at 4:18 PM

Your response to me saying ‘fuck you’ was ‘at least buy me dinner first’

was that dead serious

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:19 PM

or that southern shit

 

Keitg Today at 4:19 PM

every word from the heart

 

Pidget Today at 4:20 PM

you little shit

 

Keitg Today at 4:20 PM

this, from you

 

Pidget Today at 4:20 PM

boi

Y'know I can't wait for the inevitable fight between Lance and Keith that fucks everything up

 

Keitg Today at 4:46 PM

As long as he doesn't introduce foreign elements

the brand of trouble I'm used to, I can control myself

 

Pidget Today at 4:47 PM

What's your brand of trouble

 

Keitg Today at 4:47 PM

oh I just get in fights or whatever

y'know

riding without a license, petty crimes like that

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:48 PM

jesus dude

 

Keitg Today at 4:48 PM

you know how it goes

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:48 PM

I don't know why I'm still surprised by your shit

 

Hunkameat Today at 4:48 PM

yeah honestly at this point I wouldn't be surprised if he'd committed arson or smth

 

Keitg Today at 4:49 PM

wh no definitely not

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:49 PM

what did you do

 

Keitg Today at 4:50 PM

why the hell would I say on a gov monitored server

 

Pidget Today at 4:50 PM

oh true

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:51 PM

uh

oook then

pretty sure it isn't gov monitored but

 

Pidget Today at 4:51 PM

don't be silly, lance

we're on Garrison wifi

of course it's monitored

 

Keitg Today at 4:52 PM

shakes head

how are you still alive, lance

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:52 PM

I

I haven't done anything life threatening?

you guys are paranoid

 

Keitg Today at 4:53 PM

I prefer cautious

 

Pidget Today at 4:53 PM

I prefer reasonable

 

Keitg Today at 4:54 PM

maybe we should move to a more encrypted channel

matt has too much free time at work, he could prob write up a more secure program in an hour or two

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:55 PM

nah I like this

I'm used to the layout and stuff

 

Keitg Today at 4:55 PM

sometimes you have to pay for security

 

Hunkameat Today at 4:56 PM

you guys need to chill! we're not breaking any rules!

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:56 PM

like obviously messaging each other on missions isn't ok

but while we're chilling at the Garrison on a wednesday night? nobody cares

 

Keitg Today at 4:57 PM

Hmmm

I'll let it slide for now

 

Pidget Today at 4:57 PM

yeah….

 

Keitg Today at 5:22 PM

well, looks like I'm having cup noodles for dinner

 

Pidget Today at 5:23 PM

oh why

 

Keitg Today at 5:23 PM

Shiro won't be home until ‘late’

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:24 PM

what does that even mean

 

Keitg Today at 5:24 PM

he'll be home sometime between 8:30 PM and 12:00 AM?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:25 PM

wow that is late

 

Keitg Today at 5:25 PM

yeah

I'm still going to be in bed at the time when he wants me to bc I'm a Good Kid that Deserves to go back to school

 

Pidget Today at 5:26 PM

rip anyone who deserves to go back to school

school is the worst

 

Keitg Today at 5:26 PM

yes, but have you considered: I need a job eventually and the Garrison is my best shot

 

Pidget Today at 5:27 PM

fair

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:27 PM

I wonder if I do smth revolutionary with space stuff (more impressive than Kerberos, somehow) they'll put up posters of me and shit

that would be fucking awesome

 

Keitg Today at 5:28 PM

awesome? I'd hate seeing my face everywhere

being famous sounds miserable

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:28 PM

yes but have you considered money, boys, and glory

 

Keitg Today at 5:29 PM

I don't want a man who likes me for my skill as a pilot

and I don't need a ton of money

and glory? I'm not in this for that

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:30 PM

but why though

 

Keitg Today at 5:30 PM

because… I dunno, it's just not something I particularly want

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:31 PM

huh

 

Pidget Today at 5:37 PM

I bet I'll be one of the first ppl to meet an alien

 

Keitg Today at 5:37 PM

I bet you already have, and that the earth has been filled with aliens in disguise

 

Pidget Today at 5:38 PM

most likely

 

Keitg Today at 5:38 PM

first confirmed alien, though?

I can see it being you

(unless Shiro and the Holts already encountered alien life and the government is just hiding it from us)

 

Pidget Today at 5:39 PM

unlikely

Matt can't keep his mouth shut

and he thinks breaking the rules is ok as long as you don't get caught

 

Keitg Today at 5:40 PM

I mean… yeah

pretty sound logic

 

Hunkameat Today at 5:41 PM

no! following rules is important!

 

Keitg Today at 5:41 PM

Hunk you're a good guy

however

I won't follow rules just bc you told me to

 

Hunkameat Today at 5:42 PM

I don't know if this relationship can work out after all

this is

it's important to me

 

Keitg Today at 5:43 PM

I know, and I'm sorry

it's not you, it's me

I just can't see myself moving past this

I care about you, but I won't change myself for you

 

Hunkameat Today at 5:44 PM

:’( we had such good times together

 

Keitg Today at 5:44 PM

Don't worry, we can still be friends

 

Hunkameat Today at 5:45 PM

you know it will never be the same

 

Pidget Today at 5:45 PM

I leave for five minutes

What the fuck is happening

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:46 PM

Hunk is finally sticking up for himself and breaking up with his bf, keitg

 

Keitg Today at 5:46 PM

I'm heartbroken

 

Hunkameat Today at 5:46 PM

</3

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:47 PM

wait! Hunk, does this mean your available now?

 

Hunkameat Today at 5:47 PM

<3 my dearest friend

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:47 PM

my love

 

Hunkameat Today at 5:47 PM

light of my life

 

Keitg Today at 5:48 PM

I can't believe you'd move on so soon :’(

dearest pigeon! join me on a platonic quest across the land to get over my broken heart!

 

Pidget Today at 5:49 PM

we leave at dawn

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:49 PM

oh are you gonna discover the power of friendship

 

Pidget Today at 5:49 PM

don't be ridiculous

 

Keitg Today at 5:50 PM

there will be battles

 

Pidget Today at 5:50 PM

intense battles against unyielding foes

 

Keitg Today at 5:50 PM

victory or death

 

Pidget Today at 5:50 PM

victory or death indeed

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:52 PM

y'all are weird

 

Pidget Today at 5:52 PM

what in tarnation lance

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:53 PM

DAMNIT

 

Keitg Today at 5:53 PM

what a southern belle

 

Cuban Belle Today at 5:54 PM

twirls my hair around my finger

C'mon boys… don't you wanna piece of me?

 

Pidget Today at 5:54 PM

Mm mm daddy

 

Keitg Today at 5:54 PM

Fucking what

 

Hunkameat Today at 5:54 PM

Uhhhh

 

Cuban Belle Today at 5:54 PM

Zdhmkgeayke

 

Pidget Today at 5:55 PM

;)

 

Cuban Belle Today at 5:56 PM

are you able to recognize my beauty when you're thinking of me as female?

 

Pidget Today at 5:56 PM

Pffffft no I was just joking

I'm aroace, you goose

 

Hunkameat Today at 5:57 PM

goose?

 

Cuban Belle Today at 5:58 PM

for some reason someone at my old school used to use goose as a word for a gay person

 

Keitg Today at 5:58 PM

like as an insult?

 

Cuban Belle Today at 5:58 PM

Idk???

Kind of a lame insult

 

Keitg Today at 5:59 PM

passive homophobia?

 

Pidget Today at 5:59 PM

wait… why?

 

Keitg Today at 6:00 PM

well if you think about it

If gays are geese, then that means everyone who isn't gay is not a goose

This implies that gays are so far off from others, they're a completely different species

a passive way of marking homosexuals as sub-human

 

Cuban Belle Today at 6:01 PM

keith chill the fuck out

I don't think that's what he meant

 

Keitgn Today at 6:01 PM

Pidge asked me to explain how it could be seen as homophobia

so there you go

 

Pidget Today at 6:02 PM

how often do you pull stuff out of your ass keith

 

Keitg Today at 6:02 PM

you’re so right, I should have cited resources (edited)

anyway

goose?

 

Pidget Today at 6:03 PM

you ever heard the term ‘silly goose’?

 

Keitg Today at 6:03 PM

can't say I have

 

Pidget Today at 6:04 PM

it's just a way of calling someone ridiculous

anyway I decided to leave out the ‘silly’ part

hence, he's a goose

 

Cuban Belle Today at 6:04 PM

aww pidge thinks I'm silly

 

Pidget Today at 6:05 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Keitg Today at 6:15 PM

Matt wants in

 

Cuban Belle Today at 6:16 PM

Shit man

Let im in

 

->mattaticate joined. You must construct additional pylons. Today at 6:17 PM

 

mattaticate Today at 6:17 PM

what up bitches and Pidge

 

Cuban Belle Today at 6:17 PM

we're all bitches except pidge?

 

mattaticate Today at 6:18 PM

I mean yeah

keith

now I can monitor your bedtime :D

 

Keitg Today at 6:18 PM

SHIT

 

mattaticate Today at 6:18 PM

cackles

 

Keitg Today at 6:19 PM

I have many regrets

 

Pidget Today at 6:23 PM

wait matt are you not at work with Shiro

 

mattaticate Today at 6:24 PM

I am

I'm not doing anything tho

I'm here for solidarity

 

Keitg Today at 6:25 PM

why are you on the chat then

 

mattaticate Today at 6:25 PM

I'm boored

 

Pidget Today at 6:26 PM

I thought watching Shiro was entertainment enough

 

mattaticate Today at 6:26 PM

I mean it is tbh

but he thinks me staring is unnerving

 

Cuban Belle Today at 6:26 PM

wait I thought Shiro was dating

 

mattaticate Today at 6:27 PM

uh he is?

he's dating me??

 

Cuban Belle Today at 6:27 PM

wait what the fuck

I thought he was dating Pidge's bro

 

mattaticate Today at 6:28 PM

I am Pidge's bro

kind of

 

Cuban Belle Today at 6:28 PM

pidge you're related to Matt Holt?

 

Pidget Today at 6:29 PM

kinda

 

Cuban Belle Today at 6:29 PM

but you have different surnames

 

Pidget Today at 6:29 PM

….leeet’s just leave it at complicated, mmkay?

 

Cuban Belle Today at 6:30 PM

are hunk and i the only ones who don't have complicated families

 

mattaticate Today at 6:30 PM

I'd argue that Keith’s is the simplest

all he has is a cousin

that's pretty simple

 

Cuban Belle Today at 6:31 PM

but it's his cousin/brother/father

 

mattaticate Today at 6:31 PM

oh true

 

Pidget Today at 6:32 PM

also lance I've seen your family photos

you have way too big a family to be deemed ‘normal’

also hunk hasn't spoken in like half an hour

hunk, you there?

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:34 PM

yeah, just didn't have anything to say

 

Pidget Today at 6:34 PM

oh shit he be lurking

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:35PM

but lance's family is normal given where he's from

and my family's pretty normal

 

Pidget Today at 6:36 PM

great

 

mattaticate Today at 6:43 PM

anyway Keitg = Keith, Pidget = Pidge, Hunkameat = Hunk, and Cuban Belle = Lance?

 

Pidget Today at 6:43 PM

yup

 

mattaticate Today at 6:43 PM

question

who's lance

 

Pidget Today at 6:44 PM

our pilot

 

mattaticate Today at 6:44 PM

oh

 

Pidget Today at 6:45 PM

yeah

 

Cuban Belle Today at 6:47 PM

what did u tell him about me

 

Pidget Today at 6:47 PM

that you flirted with all women

and sucked at piloting

 

Cuban Belle Today at 6:47 PM

sobs

 

Pidget Today at 6:48 PM

do you fear the truth

 

Cuban Belle Today at 6:48 PM

hunk! defend my honor!

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:48 PM

he’s doing his best ok

 

Pidget Today at 6:49 PM

pffft

that defense is weak at best

 

Keitg Today at 6:50 PM

everyone is at different skill levels and we should respect that

can you imagine how bad it would be if Iverson graded everyone worse because I did so well?

 

Cuban Belle Today at 6:51 PM

I honestly can’t decide if that’s nice or mean

or just him being cocky

 

Keitg Today at 6:51 PM

it’s not arrogance if it’s true

 

mattaticate Today at 6:52 PM

I’m…. not sure that’s correct

 

Keitg Today at 6:52 PM

eh, whatever

 

mattaticate Today at 7:06 PM

I think Shiro fell asleep

 

Cuban Belle Today at 7:08 PM

go get your man

 

mattaticate Today at 7:08 PM

<3 love that man

 

Pidget Today at 7:09 PM

Disgusting™

 

mattaticate Today at 7:09 PM

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Hunkameat Today at 7:10 PM

Awwww

 

Cuban Belle Today at 7:10 PM

how does he make sleeping look sexy

I mean what

 

Keitg Today at 7:11 PM

Wake him up, he'll get neck pain

 

mattaticate Today at 7:11 PM

I will

Just wanted a pic first :)

 

Keitg Today at 7:12 PM

don't distract him too much

I know he likes to get home early-ish

also we're out of my milk

 

Cuban Belle Today at 7:13 PM

Couldn't you get it yourself?

 

Keitg Today at 7:13 PM

Uhhhhhhhhh

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:14 PM

is anxiety what's holding you back

 

Keitg Today at 7:14 PM

uhhhhh

among…. other things, yeah

 

mattaticate Today at 7:15 PM

Aww poor thing

Shiro’s gonna be a while but ily so I'll get you some <3

 

Keitg Today at 7:15 PM

thanks, Matt

 

Pidget Today at 7:16 PM

Why tf do u need milk at this hour

 

Keitg Today at 7:16 PM

I don't

I need it in the morning

 

Cuban Belle Today at 7:17 PM

that makes sense

also get this domestic shit OUTTA HERE

 

Pidget Today at 7:17 PM

My name is Mr Wilson and I'm here to say

 

Keitg Today at 7:17 PM

I'm gonna slap your ass in a major way

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:17 PM

What’re doing in my basement? Get outta here!

 

Keitg Today at 7:17 PM

GET

 

Pidget Today at 7:17 PM

OUTTA

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:17 PM

HERE

 

Cuban Belle Today at 7:19 PM

the fuck just happened

 

Pidget Today at 7:19 PM

dw about it

 

Cuban Belle Today at 8:09 PM

damn what happened

 

Cuban Belle Today at 11:24 PM

I'm booored

 

Keitg Today at 11:25 PM

Ok then?

 

Cuban Belle Today at 11:27 PM

Do u have online games

 

Keitg Today at 11:28 PM

It's 11 PM

 

Cuban Belle Today at 11:28 PM

So?

 

Keitg Today at 11:29 PM

if I play anything I'm worried I'll get caught

 

Cuban Belle Today at 11:29 PM

What's the worst that could happen

 

Keitg Today at 11:31 PM

….

The Disappointed Dad Stare™

 

Cuban Belle Today at 11:32 PM

Oh yeah those are

scary

wait how far away is your room from his

 

Keitg Today at 11:33 PM

Just across the hall

he doesn't like it when I close my door at night

apparently sometimes he gets up in the middle of the night to make sure I'm alive

 

Cuban Belle Today at 11:36 PM

Oh that's

 

Keitg Today at 11:37 PM

I mean in the technical sense I've… done that too

 

Cuban Belle Today at 11:38 PM

ook then

wait

you said he's your… cousin?

 

Keitg Today at 11:39 PM

yes

 

Cuban Belle Today at 11:39 PM

where are your parents

 

Keitg Today at 11:40 PM

…..uh

 

Cuban Belle Today at 11:40 PM

is that way too personal?

 

Keitg Today at 11:41 PM

gimme a sec




Direct Message

@deadlyinstinct

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:42 PM

Ok so

 

cubanbeauty Today at 11:43 PM

?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:45 PM

when I was 11, the whole family was in the car

like me, my dad, Shiro and his parents

for reference my mom up and left basically right after I was born

a truck driver, must've been falling asleep ar the wgeel, hit us

like direct head on collosuon

everyone else in yhe car was killed, i hav a big scar on my back and shirp losta n arm

we were livky to survie

shiro didnt want me in foster system so he adopted me

ges my onlu family

 

cubanbeauty Today at 11:51 PM

holy shit dude I'm so sorry

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:52 PM

Im sirru im dumlong all my problems on uou

 

cubanbeauty Today at 11:52 PM

dude it's ok

Keith?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:00 AM

Keith?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 12:19 AM

Sorry about that

Shiro came into my room

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:20 AM

Are you ok?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 12:20 AM

I’m alright

Shiro’s good at calming me down

I'm sorry you had to… “see” me like that

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:21 AM

I'm just glad you're ok

Listen, we may not know each other that well, but… I'm here for you, ok?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 12:22 AM

I'm

I'm really grateful for that

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:23 AM

you should get some sleep, ok?

I know it can be hard after you've been panicking

but… at least try?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 12:24 AM

I

I'm afraid to sleep

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:24 AM

would sharing a bed with Shiro help? I'm sure he wouldn't mind

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 12:25 AM

I don't know if there's room for three adult males in his bed

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:25 AM

still

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 12:26 AM

I'll

I'll see what I can do

night, lance

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:26 AM

G'night! Sleep well!

Chapter Text

Direct message

@pokepowered

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:18 AM

Holy fuck

 

pokepowered Today at 12:20 AM

?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:20 AM

Keith just DMed me his life story and now all i wanna do is hug him forever

 

pokepowered Today at 12:22 AM

thats most ppl’s initial reaction

dw it goes away

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:23 AM

do u know if he's like in therapy or smth??

 

pokepowered Today at 12:24 AM

he was prior to going to the Garrison

I don't think he is anymore

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:24 AM

I think he should get some

I'm worried about him

 

pokepowered Today at 12:25 AM

Idk if it's possible rn

but if u want I can bug Shiro about it

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:26 AM

Plz do


Direct message

@deadlyinstinct

 

cubanbeauty Today at 7:46 AM

hey you feeling better?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:50 AM

yeah

Shiro didnt want to disturb his bf so he ended up sleeping in my bed

 

cubanbeauty Today at 7:51 AM

he seems like a good guardian

I'm glad you have him

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:52 AM

I feel like I don't deserve him

 

cubanbeauty Today at 7:53 AM

you do

you deserve better than the shit the world has thrown at you, ok?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:53 AM

you really think so?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 7:54 AM

of course



Ze Gays

 

Cuban Belle Today at 1:10 PM

Wow the chat is dead

 

Keitg Today at 1:21 PM

somebody contacted my cousin

So he took me to the doctor

I dunno how he got an appointment so quickly but

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Pidget Today at 1:22 PM

Uh




Direct message

@deadlyinstinct

 

pokepowered Today at 1:23 PM

hey how did that go

I'm assuming it was a psychologist or therapist

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 1:24 PM

therapist

psychologists have never been very helpful

 

pokepowered Today at 1:24 PM

what about the

the thing

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 1:25 PM

some kind of non-disclosure agreement happened

she was nice and didn't ask too many questions about it

 

pokepowered Today at 1:26 PM

K that's good

how are you feeling?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 1:27 PM

drained

crying is really tiring for me

I didn't realize I was still this upset about it

 

pokepowered Today at 1:28 PM

I mean that's fair

but yeah if you need anything

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 1:28 PM

you're here?

yeah lance said the same thing

 

pokepowered Today at 1:29 PM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 1:29 PM

No

 

pokepowered Today at 1:30 PM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 1:30 PM

No

 

pokepowered Today at 1:31 PM

In all seriousness I'm glad he's being nice to you

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 1:32 PM

Yeah me too



Ze Gays

 

Cuban Belle Today at 1:27 PM

That's good

 

Keitg Today at 1:30 PM

Yeah

 

Hunkameat Today at 1:37 PM

I feel like I missed something

 

Cuban Belle Today at 1:39 PM

Dw about it

 

Hunkameat Today at 1:39 PM

Ok then

 

Keitg Today at 2:03 PM

I don't feel like doing anything rn

 

Cuban Belle Today at 2:05 PM

So don't?

 

Keitg Today at 2:06 PM

that's what Shiro said but

I feel like dead weight

 

Pidget Today at 2:06 PM

you're not dead weight

don't ever think that

 

Keitg Today at 2:07 PM

……..

 

mattaticate Today at 2:07 PM

keith we're watching Alien tonight

 

Keitg Today at 2:08 PM

wait really?

 

mattaticate Today at 2:08 PM

Just wanna hear you laugh

<3

 

Keitg Today at 2:08 PM

Matt I

uh

 

mattaticate Today at 2:09 PM

it's ok, dw about thanking me or anything

we just want you to be happy




Direct Message

@mattaticate

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 2:10 PM

holy fuck I'm crying again

I'm a wreck

 

mattaticate Today at 2:10 PM

do u want shiro on the phone

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 2:11 PM

yeah

 

mattaticate Today at 2:11 PM

K he'll call u in a minute

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 2:33 PM

I feel a little better now

 

mattaticate Today at 2:34 PM

We're here for you, ok?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 2:34 PM

…….

ok



Ze Gays

 

mattaticate Today at 2:39 PM

dumps cottage cheese all over the floor

 

Hunkameat Today at 2:40 PM

Matt why

 

Pidget Today at 2:40 PM

I wonder if there's a super monkey ball porno

 

Hunkameat Today at 2:40 PM

Pidge why

 

Keitg Today at 2:40 PM

probably

 

mattaticate Today at 2:40 PM

if there is I'll find and watch it

 

Hunkameat Today at 2:41 PM

Matt why

 

Cuban Belle Today at 2:41 PM

Like brother like brother I guess

 

Pidget Today at 2:41 PM

yep

I wouldn't watch it tho

Too gross for my aroace ass

 

Keitg Today at 2:42 PM

I would never watch such a thing

 

Cuban Belle Today at 2:42 PM

not even for the meme?

 

Keitg Today at 2:42 PM

My demi ass couldn't take it

 

Pidget Today at 2:42 PM

your demi ass could prob take it 6-8 months into a relationship

 

Keitg Today at 2:43 PM

Itdliwjuklsr

 

Cuban Belle Today at 2:43 PM

Demi?

 

Keitg Today at 2:43 PM

Oh.

 

Pidget Today at 2:44 PM

It means demisexual

He can't be sexually attracted to someone he doesn't have an emotional connection with

 

Cuban Belle Today at 2:44 PM

Oh

 

Keitg Today at 2:44 PM

yeah

 

Pidget Today at 2:44 PM

Keithy is my aspec bro

 

Keitg Today at 2:45 PM

yeah

 

Cuban Belle Today at 2:45 PM

Oh that's cool

 

Hunkameat Today at 2:45 PM

wait does that mean only lance isn't aspec

 

Keitg Today at 2:45 PM

cough Matt cough

 

mattaticate Today at 2:45 PM

I crave cock

 

Pidget Today at 2:46 PM

Gross

 

mattaticate Today at 2:46 PM

This is biphobia

 

Pidget Today at 2:46 PM

Please do not go that route

 

mattaticate Today at 2:47 PM

I'm just teasing

I know you'd say the same thing if I said 'I crave pussy’

 

Pidget Today at 2:47 PM

Vomits

 

Cuban Belle Today at 2:47 PM

speaking of pussy, we should get some females in this sausage party

 

Pidget Today at 2:47 PM

I mean

 

Keitg Today at 2:47 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Cuban Belle Today at 2:48 PM

You don't want that?

 

Keitg Today at 2:48 PM

I think there would be more wrong with the statement 'I crave pussy’ if actually females were here

 

Pidget Today at 2:48 PM

yeah probably

 

Cuban Belle Today at 2:49 PM

unless they were lesbians

then they'd agree

 

Hunkameat Today at 2:49 PM

we should start a GSA at the Garrison

 

Cuban Belle Today at 2:49 PM

we'd need a teacher

 

mattaticate Today at 2:49 PM

what about Mr. Smythe

 

Cuban Belle Today at 2:50 PM

what about him

 

mattaticate Today at 2:50 PM

he is literally the most homosexual man I have ever met

 

Pidget Today at 2:50 PM

what about Keith

 

mattaticate Today at 2:50 PM

Keith isn't a man

Keith is a boy

 

Keitg Today at 2:51 PM

also I'm not homosexual

I'm homoromantic

 

Pidget Today at 2:51 PM

oh that's true

 

Keitg Today at 2:51 PM

anyway you think mr Smythe would be down

 

mattaticate Today at 2:51 PM

Uh yes? He’s been talking about starting one forever

He just wasn't sure the student interest was there

 

Pidget Today at 2:52 PM

wait shit were still grounded

 

mattaticate Today at 2:52 PM

as long as you have a staff member with you you'll be good

Shiro said he can ask if u want

 

Cuban Belle Today at 2:52 PM

I want

 

Hunkameat Today at 2:52 PM

Yes

 

Pidget Today at 2:52 PM

I can be ace in peace

 

Keitg Today at 2:52 PM

you're a disaster ace

accept it

 

Pidget Today at 2:53 PM

this, from the disaster gay

 

Hunkameat Today at 2:53 PM

I think I'm functional

 

Pidget Today at 2:53 PM

yeah

 

mattaticate Today at 2:53 PM

Shiro is a functional bi

 

Keitg Today at 2:53 PM

you and lance are both disaster bis

 

mattaticate Today at 2:54 PM

have u seen mr Smythe's daughter

she is a distinguished lesbian

 

Cuban Belle Today at 2:54 PM

I saw a pic on Mr Smythe's desk and I'm  i n l o v e

 

Pidget Today at 2:54 PM

what does she look like

 

Cuban Belle Today at 2:54 PM

She is a goddess

 

mattaticate Today at 2:54 PM

If she wasn't so young I'd have the biggest of crushes on her

 

Pidget Today at 2:55 PM

how old is she

 

mattaticate Today at 2:55 PM

Idk like 18?

 

Keitg Today at 2:55 PM

that's not that young...

 

mattaticate Today at 2:55 PM

too young for me

also did some research, haven't found anything yet, but I did find a Rugrats porno?

 

Hunkameat Today at 2:56 PM

I'll take 'Shit I didnt need to know' for 2000

 

Cuban Belle Today at 2:56 PM

And just like that we're all in the FBI watchlist

 

Pidget Today at 2:56 PM

I was born in the FBI watchlist

 

Keitg Today at 2:56 PM

If Shiro wasn't here to protect me the gov probably would've taken me already

and it's not like they don't already track everything we say and do

 

mattaticate Today at 2:57 PM

do you want me to write up a more secure program

it wouldn't take long

 

Keitg Today at 2:57 PM

nah let them come

I crave death

 

Pidget Today at 2:57 PM

they wouldn't kill you

they'd probably just lock you up

maybe run some tests

 

Cuban Belle Today at 2:58 PM

wait why

 

Pidget Today at 2:58 PM

Oh would you look at the time

 

Keitg Today at 2:59 PM

I have to

uh

don't you guys have sim pretty soon?

 

Pidget Today at 2:59 PM

oh we don't do it on Thursdays

 

Cuban Belle Today at 3:00 PM

why did you guys suddenly change the subject

 

mattaticate Today at 3:03 PM

also shiro might join

 

Keitg Today at 3:04 PM

Groans

 

mattaticate Today at 3:04 PM

what

 

Keitg Today at 3:05 PM

Idk, I'm worried that he'll become more worried if he's here

 

mattaticate Today at 3:05 PM

keith if smth’s concerning I screenshot it and text it to Shiro

 

Keitg Today at 3:05 PM

don't worsen his anxiety

 

mattaticate Today at 3:06 PM

I'm not

if he knows what you're going through, he can help you better

 

Keitg Today at 3:06 PM

he knows what I'm going through

shit that was oversharing

 

Cuban Belle Today at 3:06 PM

Keith trust us

 

Keitg Today at 3:07 PM

I've known you for four days

 

Cuban Belle Today at 3:07 PM

And that's plenty of time to start trusting someone

 

Keitg Today at 3:07 PM

not really

 

Pidget Today at 3:08 PM

you'll earn his trust in 6-8 months

which might be around the same time he starts being sexually attracted to you

 

Keitg Today at 3:08 PM

Assuming I ever get there

 

Pidget Today at 3:08 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Keitg Today at 3:09 PM

I mean technically I… never have? All the people I'm close to are older than me and already in committed relationships

 

Pidget Today at 3:09 PM

oh that's fair

 

Keitg Today at 3:09 PM

well, except for you, but you're pidge

 

Pidget Today at 3:10 PM

Indeed

 

Keitg Today at 3:10 PM

heck, I might even be aro

I don't really know for sure

I'm gonna change my name

 

Pidget Today at 3:11 PM

we should all have super edgy names

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 3:12 PM

done

 

Pidget Today at 3:12 PM

holy fuck that was fast keith

 

xXxTorturedImmigrantxXx Today at 3:13 PM

Ta-da

 

Pidget Today at 3:13 PM

oh fucking hell lance

 

xXxCookingMamaxXx Today at 3:13 PM

I tried

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 3:14 PM

it'll do

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 3:14 PM

yeah

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 3:14 PM

so who's who

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 3:15 PM

Pidge

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 3:15 PM

Matt

 

xXxCookingMamaxXx Today at 3:15 PM

Hunk

 

xXxTorturedImmigrantxXx Today at 3:15 PM

Lance

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 3:15 PM

K great

 

xXxTorturedImmigrantxXx Today at 3:18 PM

so now what

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 3:19 PM

we could commit drive-by arson

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 3:19 PM

how would that even work

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 3:20 PM

we'd need a decent sized flame

find a building with a bunch of dry brush, slow down as we drive past it, and chuck the torch into the brush

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 3:21 PM

Hmm

it would be difficult to ensure that the fire wouldn't go out when we threw it

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 3:21 PM

technically we could pull over and get a little closer

as long as we don't leave the car I think it counts

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 3:22 PM

I think the main problem would be making sure we didn't get license plated

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 3:22 PM

hmm

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 3:23 PM

I'm pretty sure I could make a convincing fake license plate for the occasion

then we can get rid of it

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 3:23 PM

or we could take your unlicensed and probably illegal atv

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 3:24 PM

don't wanna risk it like that

besides, nobody else is allowed to drive it, and I have a… pretty distinctive appearance

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 3:24 PM

hmm

what if u actually wore a helmet for a change

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 3:25 PM

helmets cramp my style

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 3:25 PM

easy there edgelord

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 3:25 PM

I just don't like them?

 

xXxCookingMamaxXx Today at 3:26 PM

you should always wear a helmet

what if you crashed

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 3:26 PM

if I crashed I'd die of shame anyway

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 3:26 PM

So dramatic

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 3:27 PM

I have pride ok

 

xXxTorturedImmigrantxXx Today at 3:27 PM

I'm with matt here

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 3:28 PM

LET ME LIVE

 

->Challenger approaching - tshirogane has appeared! Today at 4:06 PM

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:06 PM

oh hey shiro

 

tshirogane Today at 4:07 PM

Hmm

Did I join the wrong chat?

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:07 PM

nah, we just have edgy names for the fun of it

 

xXxSavageOppressedxXx Today at 4:07 PM

Ah.

Why has my name changed?

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:08 PM

because you're buff and the name is edgy

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 4:08 PM

plus Savage started out super nice

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:08 PM

oh that's true

just like shiro

he treated me well at first

but now that cps isn't concerned about me

well

 

tshirogane Today at 4:09 PM

Keith, please don't make me out to be abusive or something.

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:09 PM

I'm just teasing

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:10 PM

the fact that Shiro just let out a long sigh seems important

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:10 PM

Who but me can draw out such sighs

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:10 PM

I dunno his post sex sighs are pretty long

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 4:11 PM

M a t t

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:11 PM

MATT  W H Y

 

tshirogane Today at 4:11 PM

Matt… why?

 

xXxTorturedImmigrantxXx Today at 4:11 PM

lurwurofhpso

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:11 PM

cackles

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:12 PM

I vote we don't let him sleep over tonight

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:12 PM

Nuuuuuuu

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:12 PM

codependency is unhealthy

 

tshirogane Today at 4:14 PM

Keith, you don't need to worry about the health of our relationship. He just prefers to stay with us because his apartment is… less than ideal and he enjoys having company. It's understandable that he doesn't want to eat or sleep alone

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:14 PM

Ik, ik

I'm mostly teasing

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:14 PM

I just want to wake up next to him every day

I love listening to him sleep

I love feeling his arm draped over my body

I love it when he wakes me up with a cup of coffee and a warm smile

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 4:15 PM

This is mushy and I hate it

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:15 PM

I only tolerate this because it makes Shiro happy

 

xXxCookingMamaxXx Today at 4:15 PM

This is so cute I'm c r y i n g

 

xXxTorturedImmigrantxXx Today at 4:16 PM

he is actually crying

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 4:16 PM

don't encourage them

 

xXxCookingMamaxXx Today at 4:16 PM

I can't help it

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:19 PM

We just got yelled at for making out

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:19 PM

what

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:19 PM

when I was saying shit he was coming over to me

I was going to say more but he took the phone out of my hands and kissed me

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 4:20 PM

Disgusting™

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:20 PM

is this the mushiness we're going to have to deal with

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:20 PM

yes

 

tshirogane Today at 4:21 PM

most likely

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:21 PM

long, drawn out sigh

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 4:22 PM

was it your sex sigh

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:22 PM

Ftjddljrspu

I don't have a sex sigh pidge

I've never had sex

 

xXxTorturedImmigrantxXx Today at 4:22 PM

you, the rebel bad boy, have never had sex

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:23 PM

What did I tell you about being aspec

 

xXxTorturedImmigrantxXx Today at 4:23 PM

Oh yeah

forgot about that

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:23 PM

Shiro!! Once Keith's back at the Garrison, we can have sex as loud as we want!!!

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 4:23 PM

In front of my salad?

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:24 PM

gross, don't tell me this

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:24 PM

but we'll miss u anyway

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:24 PM

you work

at the Garrison

you can see me

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:25 PM

yeah, yeah, I know, every day

what, you won't miss me?

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:25 PM

Again, we can see each other whenever we want

so no, no really

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:26 PM

:’(

 

xXxTorturedImmigrantxXx Today at 4:26 PM

aww keithy is gonna miss you too, he just won't say it

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:26 PM

….

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:41 PM

what if your veins and arteries were arranged in a plaid pattern

 

xXxCookingMamaxXx Today at 4:45 PM

that would be weird

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:45 PM

Hey could look cool

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:47 PM

does everyone look like this or just one person

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:47 PM

Everyone

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 4:48 PM

we probably wouldn't have plaid pattern in clothes and such

cause it would be like wearing vein-printed fabric

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 4:48 PM

true, true

 

xXxTorturedImmigrantxXx Today at 4:55 PM

I JUST REALIZED THE AP STATS EXAM IS TOMORROW

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 4:56 PM

My guy

Has your teacher not been talking about it

 

xXxTorturedImmigrantxXx Today at 4:57 PM

N O

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 4:57 PM

Lol

Yeah I'm already done with all my exams

E a s y  p e a s y

 

xXxTorturedImmigrantxXx Today at 4:59 PM

Go fuck yourself with a giant fist dildo. Yes, that's a dildo shaped like a fist.

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 5:00 PM

A fisto

 

tshirogane Today at 5:01 PM

This topic is not appropriate for people of your age.

 

xXxCookingMamaxXx Today at 5:02 PM

They're making game grumps references, it's ok

 

tshirogane Today at 5:02 PM

Oh

I don't like it when Keith watches that show

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 5:02 PM

C'mon it's funny

 

tshirogane Today at 5:03 PM

I don't personally find it funny

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 5:03 PM

You don't find dumb humor funny, you don't find horror movies funny…

what do you think is funny

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 5:04 PM

He's into gallows humor

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 5:04 PM

Oh true

Remember when he got a compound fracture and joked about it for weeks

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 5:05 PM

yeah

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 5:05 PM

If I remember that story correctly Matt, upon seeing the injury, fainted

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 5:05 PM

You don't need to tell them that!!!

 

xXxTorturedImmigrantxXx Today at 5:06 PM

Eh I probably would in that situation too

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 5:06 PM

meanwhile keith immediately called 911 while running over to check on the injury

 

xXxTorturedImmigrantxXx Today at 5:07 PM

Didn't he get sick of being injured?

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 5:07 PM

I mean of course

When he got sick of it he complained

 

tshirogane Today at 5:07 PM

It was rather frustrating

 

xXxLoneWolf29xXx Today at 5:08 PM

I have no doubt of that

 

xXxMadScientistxXx Today at 5:15 PM

I'm gonna change my name back

 

xXxDemonSpawnxXx Today at 5:16 PM

Me too

 

Mattacker Today at 5:16 PM

Done

 

Pidgeot Today at 5:21 PM

Well now what

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 5:23 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:37 PM

Everyone: what's a kink of yours

 

Hunkameat Today at 5:38 PM

I'm ace but I love affection and snuggling

 

Pidgeot Today at 5:38 PM

watching skateboard fail videos

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:39 PM

I'm sorry what

 

Pidgeot Today at 5:39 PM

idfk I'm aroace, dude

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 5:39 PM

Slow and romantic but with teeth

 

tshirogane Today at 5:40 PM

Oh, I don't know…

 

Mattacker Today at 5:40 PM

Shiro’s a sub

 

tshirogane Today at 5:41 PM

Matt… I trusted you

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:41 PM

He's a sub???

 

Pidgeot Today at 5:42 PM

That's priceless

 

tshirogane Today at 5:42 PM

groans

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 5:43 PM

Was it your sex groan

 

tshirogane Today at 5:43 PM

Keith

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:43 PM

Uldftodttisk

Matt what about you

 

Mattacker Today at 5:44 PM

Well even though Shiro's a sub he's on top

I'm a power bottom

I'm kinda into bondage

Tying Shiro up rather

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:45 PM

Oh nice

I'm like a low-key exhibitionist

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 5:45 PM

Huh

That's unexpected

I would've expected you to be into something more

romantic?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:46 PM

well I'm a service top

if my partner wants to be bent over a table I'm down

if my partner wants to lie in bed and let me take care of them I'm down

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 5:46 PM

oh well that's rather nice

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:47 PM

I like to think so

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 5:57 PM

Anyway we're gonna start the movie soon so see ya

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:58 PM

See ya

Let's meet for dinner

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:00 PM

K

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:00 PM

Aight

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:33 PM

now what

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:34 PM

Wanna play Mario kart

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:35 PM

ready to lose?

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:35 PM

yes let's!

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:36 PM

I'm gonna win some!

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:36 PM

Uh huh

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:00 PM

Well that

That went

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:05 PM

did you guys seriously play Mario kart for 2 and a half hours

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:05 PM

… maybe

Anyway… when we start the GSA, how do y'all feel about adding whoever comes

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:06 PM

Depends what they're like

So not anyone who comes

Just some who come

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:07 PM

Definitely some girls

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:08 PM

You sure lesbians want you complimenting them 24/7?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:09 PM

Uh everyone likes compliments?

 

Mattacker Today at 9:09 PM

Except Keith

Keith is a weirdo

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:10 PM

Weve called him cute like 9 times

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:10 PM

That is actually an insult, McClain

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:11 PM

Pffft Lance would kill to have someone his age call him cute

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:11 PM

No

I'd kill to have almost anyone my age call me cute

If Keith did it I'd kill him

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:12 PM

You're cute ;)

Now come at me

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:12 PM

I'm???

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:12 PM

Kyoyskfajts

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:12 PM

Oh my God XD

 

tshirogane Today at 9:12 PM

Wow

 

Mattacker Today at 9:12 PM

Applauds

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:12 PM

When you're at the Garrison let's fucking go

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:13 PM

Done. I'm ready at all hours

 

Mattacker Today at 9:13 PM

^  This is frighteningly true

Srsly I went into his room in the middle of the night bc I left something in there and ended up pinned against the wall with a knife at my throat

 

tshirogane Today at 9:14 PM

You screamed and woke everyone else up

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:15 PM

Shiro was not pleased

 

tshirogane

Keith, you can't just attack people.

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight

Wanna bet?

 

Mattacker Today at 9:16 PM

Update: Keith just tackled Shiro

Now they're wrestling on the floor

I'm taking bets

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:16 PM

$10 on Shiro

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:16 PM

$5 on Shiro

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:16 PM

$10 on Keith

 

Mattacker Today at 9:16 PM

$10 on Shiro

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:17 PM

Who won

 

Mattacker Today at 9:18 PM

….

Keith

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:18 PM

Oh shit

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:18 PM

Wow

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:18 PM

Haha! $25 for me!

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:19 PM

Pidge I want a cut

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:19 PM

As if

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:20 PM

I mean

My efforts are the reason you won so

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:20 PM

Fine I'll give you $5

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:20 PM

Thanks

 

Mattacker Today at 9:21 PM

Shiro how could you fail us like this

You won the tickle fight

 

tshirogane Today at 9:21 PM

Keith is fast, ok?

And he has sharp teeth

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:22 PM

He bit you?!

 

tshirogane Today at 9:23 PM

Yes?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:23 PM

Anything goes in our brawls

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:24 PM

Damn

Wait isnt that child abuse

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:25 PM

I'm 18

 

Mattacker Today at 9:25 PM

Nah it def is

Shiro’s only 6

 

tshirogane Today at 9:25 PM

Matt, I trusted you.

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:25 PM

I'm sorry fucking what

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:25 PM

Shiro’s a leap year baby

 

Mattacker Today at 9:26 PM

If you wanted my loyalty, you should have won that fight.

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:26 PM

Damn

 

Shirp Today at 9:27 PM

Pidge, watch your language

Aren't you around 12 years old?

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:27 PM

Fuck off

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:28 PM

>:( Don't talk to my cousin/brother/dad like that

 

Mattacker Today at 9:29 PM

Yeah seriously what is your guys relationship at this point

 

tshirogane Today at 9:29 PM

Somewhere between brothers and father/son?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:30 PM

But cousins by blood?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:30 PM

Ok but srsly are we really glossing over the fact that Shiro is 6

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:31 PM

I already knew

I've celebrated his bday with him before

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:31 PM

I mean it's funny

But it seems like he doesn't wanna get teased about it so

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:32 PM

I swear hunk youre too nice

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:32 PM

Some day someone will take advantage of your kindness

They'll get close to you, and then, when you least expect it, pull the rug out from under your feet and leave you heartbroken and alone

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:33 PM

…holy fuck dude are you ok

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:34 PM

I died inside 14 years ago

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:35 PM

Honestly big mood though

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:35 PM

…you’re 15 years old

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:35 PM

Whats your point

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:36 PM

I don't have one

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:36 PM

You guys are being emo while the rest of us dudes are just chilling

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:36 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

tshirogane Today at 9:45 PM

Lance, you have an AP test tomorrow, correct?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:46 PM

yeaah

 

tshirogane Today at 9:46 PM

You should go to bed soon. You'll do better if you're well-rested.

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:46 PM

Groans

 

tshirogane Today at 9:47 PM

Please, get some rest

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:47 PM

Fiiiiine

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:48 PM

I'll make sure he does

 

tshirogane Today at 9:48 PM

I'll find something to do with Matt and Keith so that they don't tempt him

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:48 PM

y'all are the worst

 

tshirogane Today at 9:49 PM

We only want the best for you

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:49 PM

Ugggggggggghhhjhh

 

tshirogane Today at 9:49 PM

Goodnight, everyone

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:49 PM

Night losers

 

Mattacker Today at 9:49 PM

Gnight

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:49 PM

Night

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:50 PM

Good night! Sleep well!

Chapter Text

Ze Gays

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:50 AM

Last day of being grounded

 

tshirogane Today at 7:56 AM

Why were you grounded?

Oh, were you responsible for the music that I heard about?

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:56 AM

yeah

Pidge’s idea though

and he did most of the work

 

tshirogane Today at 7:56 AM

I'm not surprised, honestly

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:57 AM

yeah you prob shouldn’t be

In any case

@Mattacker

your name is boring

change it

 

Mattacker Today at 8:01 AM

Fight me, gremlin

it's perfect

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:03 AM

Uhhh

There ya go

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:03 AM

Thanks Pidge

How sweet of you

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:04 AM

Any time

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:04 AM

Dw Matt I don't think your forgettable

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:04 AM

<3

 

tshirogane Today at 8:06 AM

Matt, you should be getting ready for work

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:07 AM

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tshirogane Today at 8:08 AM

Matt, comb your hair.

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:08 AM

I like it this way

 

tshirogane Today at 8:09 AM

… do I have to do it for you?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:09 AM

Don't turn it into sex

 

tshirogane Today at 8:09 AM

How would hair brushing turn into sex

I brush Keith's hair, too

it's one of the least sexy things

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:10 AM

When I was 12

 

tshirogane Today at 8:10 AM

Who brushed your hair on Sunday?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:10 AM

….

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:11 AM

Yeah but he's your bron? Brotherson? Sonther?

Your his guardian

 

tshirogane Today at 8:12 AM

Something like that

 

Forgettable at best

Shiro has a lengthy list of turnoffs and ‘anything that reminds him of Keith’ is like top on the list

 

tshirogane

That, and the word daddy

That's definitely up there.

 

tshirogane Today at 8:17 AM

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Pidgeot Today at 8:17 AM

Disgusting™

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:17 AM

Shut your fuck gremlin

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:18 AM

Hey, Shiro’s not disgusting

Matt, on the other hand…

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:20 AM

I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

This is biphobia

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:20 AM

I mean, like half the chat is bi, so…

 

tshirogane Today at 8:22 AM

Matt and I both are

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:23 AM

Yup

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:23 AM

Yeah me too

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:24 AM

I'm panace :)

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:25 AM

And Keith is breathtakingly homosexual

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:25 AM

Hey, don't call me out like that

I'm homodemi >:(

Sir aroace

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:26 AM

Fight me, Kogane

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:26 AM

Meet me in the fucking pit, gremlin

 

Gremlin Today at 8:27 AM

Come Monday, imma kick your ass

Ok who changed my name

Fess up

I blame Matt

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:28 AM

^^^

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:29 AM

Y'all are so mean to me

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:29 AM

What are you Texan, too

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:30 AM

I'm Italian, you clod

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:30 AM

->urban clod

Fuck

We should get some bots in here

 

Gremlin Today at 8:32 AM

I mean, if we want the government tracking everything we say and do on this website and use it against us in criminal trials 50 years from now when rich white folks are stealing all our money, then yeah, we should

 

tshirogane Today at 8:33 AM

Technically that would be a civil dispute, not a criminal trial

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:35 AM

Silly Pidge, the government already tracks and records everything we say and do, legal or not. Sooner or later they'll figure out mind control and we'll all be slaves to a hive mind working to destroy the earth with carbon dioxide and the shit they make tampons out of

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:36 AM

Fucking what

 

Gremlin Today at 8:37 AM

Unless we already are part of a hive mind

And we're slowly losing all individuality

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:38 AM

For some reason I don't think that a lack of individuality will plague me

 

Gremlin Today at 8:38 AM

Shit u right

Quickly

Teach us your ways!

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:39 AM

K so first your gonna need social anxiety

 

tshirogane Today at 8:40 AM

Keith.

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:40 AM

Then you need a Sad Anime Backstory™

Then you need at least one life changing event in the past year

Then you need to become a social outcast (edited)

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:43 AM

Wh

 

Gremlin Today at 8:43 AM

fuck

matt how do I get a sad anime backstory

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:43 AM

it's impossible

you can't change your past

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:44 AM

You're only 15

technically you're still in the range of ages that can give you a sad ‘backstory’

 

Gremlin Today at 8:44 AM

oh true

and I already have social anxiety

life changing events… hmm

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:44 AM

Pidge no

No sad backstories

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:45 AM

oh yeah you also need to be super weird looking

 

tshirogane Today at 8:45 AM

I think I only have one of those

Keith, you’re not weird looking

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:45 AM

wanna bet

 

tshirogane Today at 8:45 AM

Sighs

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:46 AM

My beloved man, he with the sad anime backstory

 

tshirogane Today at 8:46 AM

I mean, I was talking about the life changing event.

But… I guess?

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:46 AM

I mean you have the same shit as Keith

 

tshirogane Today at 8:46 AM

But he was 11

I was 18

 

Gremlin Today at 8:47 AM

what was the life changing event

 

tshirogane Today at 8:47 AM

Well, the Kerberos mission certainly gave me a new perspective on life

 

Gremlin Today at 8:47 AM

makes sense

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:53 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH YALL IM FREAKING OUT IM NOT READY FOR THE TEST

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:53 AM

you got this, Lance!

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:53 AM

don't let your nightmares be dreams

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:53 AM

….

The fuck does that mean?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:54 AM

Dw about it

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:54 AM

I know you're trying to distract me with this cryptic edgy shit

but it's not w o r k i n g

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:54 AM

Eh I tried

Hunk your turn

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:54 AM

Your test’s at noon, right?

DM me your schedule

I'll catch you between breaks

give you smth useful

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:55 AM

why am I scared

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:55 AM

Cool your tits

It's a baggie with lavender in it

it's calming

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:55 AM

oh

Ily matt

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:55 AM

<3

 

Gremlin Today at 8:55 AM

gross

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:55 AM

are you adopting lance now, too

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:56 AM

no you're my only son

I love your precious little ass

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:56 AM

my ass is a good size, excuse you

 

Gremlin Today at 8:56 AM

nah it's p small

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:56 AM

I def have the best ass of anyone here

 

Gremlin Today at 8:56 AM

yeah, if you like them flat af

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:56 AM

>:(

I’m not flat!!

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:56 AM

careful there, lance

you’re starting to sound like a girl from an anime that doesn’t understand women

 

Gremlin Today at 8:57 AM

How about every anime

there’s always that one character

 

Forgettable at best Today at 8:57 AM

yeah it’s a super shitty trope and I hate it

I have never met a woman who was publicly self-conscious about her breast size

 

tshirogane Today at 8:58 AM

My sister was self-conscious about her chest

I don’t know. It might be more common with Japanese women

She was a teenager when we moved

I can’t really know for sure, though

I was too young to really understand that kind of thing

And I can't exactly ask her now

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:58 AM

Wh

Oh, dude, I'm so sorry

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:59 AM

Shiro you’re still in the house, right

 

tshirogane Today at 8:59 AM

Yes?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 8:59 AM

Just a sec

 

Forgettable at best Today at 9:01 AM

AWWWWW

KEITH JUST CAME UP AND HUGGED SHIRO

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:01 AM

was it their special hug

 

Forgettable at best Today at 9:01 AM

Well since Shiro wasn’t prepared for it it was kind of a one-sided version of their hug

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:01 AM

Pics or it didn’t happen

 

Forgettable at best Today at 9:02 AM

I took pics

I’ll send them once Keith facereveals

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:02 AM

Facereveals?

Matt, we’ve seen his face

we’ve met him

 

Pidgeot Today at 9:02 AM

Those pics were all old

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:02 AM

what

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:03 AM

Shit happened to me ok

I look shitty now

That is all

 

Forgettable at best Today at 9:03 AM

Keith you are adorable you can't change my mind

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:03 AM

Matt did I not already say that that's an insult

 

Forgettable at best Today at 9:04 AM

Ok but even so

Cute =/= shitty

 

tshirogane Today at 9:05 AM

Matt, we need to leave for work

We're going to be late

 

Forgettable at best Today at 9:05 AM

Baabe

 

tshirogane Today at 9:05 AM

Come on, Matt

 

Forgettable at best Today at 9:06 AM

Ok <3

 

tshirogane Today at 9:06 AM

I love you too, Matt

Goodbye, everyone

 

Gremlin Today at 9:06 AM

Disgusting™

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:11 AM

Finally, I have the house to myself

 

Gremlin Today at 9:11 AM

Finally, you can jerk off in peace

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:11 AM

Fjsfiroaiye

No, that's not what I'm going to do!

 

Gremlin Today at 9:11 AM

Uh huh

Why don't I believe you

 

Forgettable at best Today at 9:12 AM

Shiro's driving so I can type

Us being home doesn't stop him jerking off

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:12 AM

Sh shut up

 

Forgettable at best Today at 9:12 AM

he is pretty damn quiet

like I've never actually heard him

I only know bc the tension is gone from his shoulders for like half an hour after he does it

then he starts being tense again

seriously dude you should find other, more permanent/convenient ways to relax

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:13 AM

Some people just have trouble relaxing

 

Gremlin Today at 9:13 AM

Eh fair enough

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:13 AM

Pidget if you were relaxed nobody would even be able to tell because you hide in giant shirts and your nothing but skin and bones

 

Gremlin Today at 9:14 AM

Fucking fight me, Kogane

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:14 AM

Yknow what maybe I will

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:14 AM

I mean you're not wrong

Anyway I am here I am queer and I am F E A R F U L

 

Forgettable at best Today at 9:23 AM

Yknow isn't that just the mood

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:23 AM

Oh hi tumblr

 

Forgettable at best Today at 9:24 AM

Fucking fight me kogane

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:24 AM

I'll take you both on

At once

 

Forgettable at best Today at 9:24 AM

jokes on you we're a good team

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:25 AM

jokes on you I have knives and I'm not afraid to use them

 

Forgettable at best Today at 9:25 AM

jokes on you shiro already said that if you get in another knife fight he's taking them away and never giving them back

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 9:25 AM

Oh

 

Forgettable at best Today at 9:25 AM

As it stands he's considering it

 

Gremlin Today at 9:33 AM

Damn that shut him up

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:23 AM

Matt is my new favorite person

 

Gremlin Today at 11:28 AM

why

 

Hunkameat Today at 11:29 AM

:’(

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:29 AM

he gave me a baggie of lavender like he said he would

tied for favorite

 

Hunkameat Today at 11:30 AM

<3

 

Forgettable at best Today at 11:30 AM

<3

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:31 AM

<3

Anyway AAAAAAA I HAVE TO GO TO THE TEST NOW

 

Hunkameat Today at 11:36 AM

You're gonna do great!!!

 

Forgettable at best Today at 11:36 AM

You got this! Don't mix up t and z tests!

 

tshirogane Today at 11:36 AM

I believe in you, Lance.

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:37 AM

oh shiro believes in me

now I'm sure to pass

 

tshirogane Today at 11:37 AM

We're rooting for you

 

Gremlin Today at 11:38 AM

ugh insert hallmark gift card statement here

 

Hunkameat Today at 11:38 AM

keith?

 

Forgettable at best Today at 11:42 AM

looks like he's offline

or he's lurking

 

Gremlin Today at 11:42 AM

you kidding? he can't help but run his mouth

little shit

No self control at all

 

tshirogane Today at 11:43 AM

Pidge, that's enough.

Stop.

 

Hunkameat Today at 11:44 AM

is this the dad voice

 

Forgettable at best Today at 11:44 AM

1.47 MB

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(A side view of Shiro looking at his phone, eyes stony while wearing a slight scowl)

 

tshirogane Today at 11:45 AM

Matt.

 

Hunkameat Today at 11:45 AM

Pidge run for your life

 

Gremlin Today at 11:45 AM

Why

 

Hunkameat Today at 11:45 AM

he's so intimidating

 

Forgettable at best Today at 11:45 AM

Gonna be honest

I'm scared for Pidge's sake but also kind of turned on?

 

tshirogane Today at 11:46 AM

Matt.

 

Gremlin Today at 11:47 AM

is this foreplay

 

Forgettable at best Today at 11:47 AM

Oh God I hope so

 

tshirogane Today at 11:47 AM

Matt, there are children here.

 

Forgettable at best Today at 11:47 AM

Yes but

 

tshirogane Today at 11:48 AM

Matt.

 

Forgettable at best Today at 11:48 AM

Shiro.

 

tshirogane Today at 11:48 AM

Matt.

 

Forgettable at best Today at 11:49 AM

See you guys later

 

Gremlin Today at 11:52 AM

I'm changing his name

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:42 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

 

Gremlin Today at 3:42 PM

Mood

 

Shiro's Bitch Today at 3:44 PM

Are you done?

Also what the

 

tshirogane Today at 3:44 PM

Matt, what's with your name?

 

Shiro's Bitch Today at 3:44 PM

I mean it's not inaccurate

 

tshirogane Today at 3:44 PM

Pidge

Are you responsible for this?

 

Gremlin Today at 3:45 PM

Perhaps

 

tshirogane Today at 3:45 PM

Pidge.

 

Gremlin Today at 3:45 PM

Shiro

 

Shiro's Bitch Today at 3:45 PM

Lance

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:45 PM

Hunk

 

Hunkameat Today at 3:45 PM

Keith?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 3:45 PM

Hm?

Also Pidge thanks for the shade earlier

I'll keep that in mind for the future

 

Gremlin Today at 3:46 PM

Filing it away, eh?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 3:46 PM

but of course

also lance I hope you did well

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:47 PM

Thanks

but what if I failed

what if I got another 2

I don't think my pride could take it

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 3:47 PM

I don't know

 

tshirogane Today at 3:48 PM

Even if you don't end up with the score you wanted, you still have the experience of taking the test under your belt

Experience is so much more valuable than any silly test score or grade

In the long run, it doesn't matter

Did I ace high school? Not at all. I got good grades and did well on tests, but I was far from valedictorian. But I'd say I've been pretty successful nonetheless

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:50 PM

I guess that's fair

But your an ace pilot!

 

tshirogane Today at 3:50 PM

I mean, sometimes it feels like Keith is a better pilot than me

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 3:50 PM

Debatable

 

tshirogane Today at 3:50 PM

You have better reflexes than me, in any case

 

Mattaticate Today at 3:51 PM

Yeah

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:51 PM

Aww you changed your name back

 

Mattaticate Today at 3:51 PM

yeah

Shiro hated the other one

 

tshirogane Today at 3:57 PM

In any case, Keith, can you meet us at Matt’s apartment at 5:30?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 3:57 PM

Why

 

tshirogane Today at 3:57 PM

We have some things to discuss and we'd rather do it in person

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 3:58 PM

this sounds ominous but ok

 

Gremlin Today at 4:30 PM

Keith I have a question

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:31 PM

Shoot

 

Gremlin Today at 4:31 PM

Since classes are basically over and just wrapping up, what's the point of you coming to this year at all?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:31 PM

It's a trial period

If I can go the rest of the year without fucking up, I'm golden

 

Gremlin Today at 4:31 PM

You sure you can go a couple weeks without getting in a fight?

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:32 PM

I've got a pretty convincing growl and I think I look more intimidating than I used to

 

Mattaticate Today at 4:32 PM

Well I'm not so sure about that last one

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:32 PM

I'll bare my teeth at you

 

Mattaticate Today at 4:33 PM

That sounds strangely adorable

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:33 PM

You're not helping my confidence

 

tshirogane Today at 4:33 PM

If anyone tries to mess with you, even if it's petty, call me, and I'll help you figure something out

And if all else fails, I can give them a very stern talking-to

 

Brought a knife to a fistfight Today at 4:34 PM

Ok

For you I will

 

tshirogane Today at 4:34 PM

Thank you.

 

No more fights Today at 6:41 PM

So Matt is moving in

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:43 PM

Wait really????

 

Gremlin Today at 6:46 PM

Congrats, you imp

Wait does this mean I might end up staying with the Broganes over the summer

 

No more fights Today at 6:46 PM

Isn't that preferable

 

Gremlin Today at 6:46 PM

But I'll be living with you

 

No more fights Today at 6:46 PM

I’ve been looking into some more sightings but I'll wait until summer break to investigate them with you

 

Gremlin Today at 6:46 PM

Nvm I'm pumped

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:46 PM

You guys are still into that?

 

Gremlin Today at 6:47 PM

Yes?

 

No more fights Today at 6:47 PM

Why wouldn't we be

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:47 PM

I was kinda hoping you'd grow out of it

 

Gremlin Today at 6:47 PM

It's not like it's for kids >:(

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:49 PM

You should get a job over the summer

 

Gremlin Today at 6:49 PM

Oh hell no

 

tshirogane Today at 6:49 PM

Matt’s right. It would be good for you

 

Gremlin Today at 6:50 PM

I reiterate: hell no

 

No more fights Today at 6:50 PM

he's 15 (edited)

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:50 PM

She?

 

No more fights Today at 6:50 PM

Typo

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:50 PM

fair enough



Direct Message

@deadlyinstinct

 

pokepowered Today at 6:50 PM

Cmon man

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 6:50 PM

Typos happen ok

it's not an unrealistic story

 

pokepowered Today at 6:51 PM

You're on thin ice, mister

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 6:51 PM

I'll be careful

also sorry they

 

pokepowered Today at 6:51 PM

it's ok he


Direct Message

@pokepowered

 

mattaticate Today at 6:51 PM

are you she or they

 

pokepowered Today at 6:52 PM

uh

they

but it's cool if it's hard to keep track

 

mattaticate Today at 6:52 PM

anything for my gender neutral sibling

 

pokepowered Today at 6:52 PM

thanks

 

mattaticate Today at 6:52 PM

<3

 

pokepowered Today at 6:52 PM

Nope

 

mattaticate Today at 6:52 PM

</3


Ze Gays

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:01 PM

Anyway now what

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:01 PM

Babe do you think the two of us could show up to GSA meetings as facilitators or smth?

 

tshirogane Today at 7:01 PM

Honestly I don't see why not

we do work at the Garrison

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:02 PM

Yesssss

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:02 PM

you should bring cookies to meetings or smth

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:02 PM

I'll bring those 100% fake sugar cookies with the colored frosting

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:03 PM

Oh my God those are the best things

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:03 PM

I'd bring stuff but I don't have a kitchen D:

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:03 PM

if you bring those I will love you forever

 

Gremlin Today at 7:03 PM

^

 

No more fights Today at 7:03 PM

^^^

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:03 PM

I'm ashamed to admit that I'd be happy to eat that garbage

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:04 PM

why

it may be 80% sugar 18% chemicals and 2% actual ingredients but it's delicious

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:04 PM

fair enough

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:04 PM

Also Keith you'd better love me one day I'll be your brother-in-law

 

No more fights Today at 7:05 PM

In the eyes of the law you'd be my

father-in-law?

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:05 PM

Jesus Christ way to make me feel old

 

No more fights Today at 7:05 PM

Matt.

you're dating a man who reads the newspaper and is usually in bed by 10:30

Shiro reads the newspaper

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:06 PM

eh well I love him anyway so I guess I'm just old now

 

tshirogane Today at 7:06 PM

I want to grow old with you

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:06 PM

Holy fuck my heart just stopped

God me too Shiro

I love you so much

 

No more fights Today at 7:07 PM

God fucking- ugh, they're kissing

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:07 PM

they're adorable you can't change my mind

 

No more fights Today at 7:07 PM

They are cute

I'll admit it

 

Gremlin Today at 7:07 PM

Disgusting

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:08 PM

Pidge

 

Gremlin Today at 7:08 PM

….

Fine they're cute

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:17 PM

I LOVE THIS MAN

 

tshirogane Today at 7:17 PM

Matt, don't subject them to this

 

Gremlin Today at 7:18 PM

yeah

only keith should have to deal with your romance

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:18 PM

ok <3

 

tshirogane Today at 7:18 PM

Sighs

<3

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:18 PM

I just squealed

Shiro used an emoticon!!!!!

 

tshirogane Today at 7:19 PM

So?

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:19 PM

So this is progress!

 

tshirogane Today at 7:19 PM

It's proof of my slow descent into adultescence

I regret everything

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:20 PM

Adultescence…?

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:21 PM

Adultescent: a young adult or middle-aged person who has interests, traits, etc., that are usually associated with teenagers

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:21 PM

Huh

 

Gremlin Today at 7:22 PM

Slowly turns to Matt

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:22 PM

hey I'm a mature adult human

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:22 PM

Lol

 

Gremlin Today at 7:22 PM

Seems fake but ok

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:23 PM

I came out to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:37 PM

Hmm

We should play CAH at some point

 

tshirogane Today at 7:40 PM

CAH?

 

No more fights Today at 7:40 PM

Cards Against Humanity

You'd hate it

 

tshirogane Today at 7:40 PM

Oh

Why would I hate it?

 

No more fights Today at 7:41 PM

It's fun

 

tshirogane Today at 7:41 PM

Keith

I don't hate fun

 

No more fights Today at 7:41 PM

It has a lot of swearing and sexual content, as well as being generally uncomfortable and inappropriate

 

tshirogane Today at 7:42 PM

I'd be willing to give it a shot, if everyone else was playing

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:42 PM

hey you might like it

 

No more fights Today at 7:42 PM

You may as well try it out

although there are a lot of cards you probably won't get

 

Gremlin Today at 7:43 PM

I'm gonna make a custom deck out of nothing but AO3 tags

 

No more fights Today at 7:43 PM

Only white cards?

 

Gremlin Today at 7:43 PM

I mean that's probably how it'll turn out

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:44 PM

Oh I know!

Make this a black card:

This is my first _ fic.

 

Gremlin Today at 7:44 PM

Oh that's a good one

nice

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:50 PM

Everyone, sum up your life in one AO3 tag

 

No more fights Today at 7:50 PM

Gay panic

 

Gremlin Today at 7:50 PM

Sleep deprivation

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:51 PM

Fluff without plot

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:51 PM

Romeo Montague

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:51 PM

I'm not ashamed

 

tshirogane Today at 7:52 PM

I honestly don't know what you guys are talking about

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:52 PM

Brother feels?

 

Gremlin Today at 7:52 PM

Exhaustion?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:52 PM

Overworking?

 

No more fights Today at 7:52 PM

It's hard and nobody understands?

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:53 PM

Everyone is gay?

 

tshirogane Today at 7:53 PM

Well, those all seem accurate, so…

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:53 PM

Yeah

Anyway we're gonna watch the avengers, see you guys later

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:53 PM

Oh I love that movie!

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:54 PM

the one from like 2012?

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:54 PM

Uh yes? What else would we mean?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:54 PM

Idk you could be talking about the new one

Infinity War

 

No more fights Today at 7:55 PM

Spoil it and I'll break my username

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:55 PM

Noted

 

No more fights Today at 7:56 PM

K see you guys later

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:56 PM

Bi bi

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:56 PM

Bi bi!

 

Gremlin Today at 7:59 PM

I hate it

anyway what should the three of us do

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:09 PM

I wanna go cause trouble

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:09 PM

No

 

Gremlin Today at 8:10 PM

what if we didn't leave our rooms

technically we’re just grounded to not leave

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:10 PM

No I'm not participating in that and getting in trouble

I'm not going to cause trouble and you guys shouldn't either

 

Gremlin Today at 8:10 PM

Loser

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:11 PM

hey as soon as Keith gets here we'll have another person to help us

 

Gremlin Today at 8:11 PM

He's not a fan of causing shenanigans

He's usually pretty serious

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:12 PM

Boring

 

Gremlin Today at 8:12 PM

yeah

that being said I don't have a roommate and I kind of hope he becomes my roommate

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:12 PM

fair enough

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:19 PM

Hey! I have an idea!

 

Gremlin Today at 8:19 PM

?

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:19 PM

What if we all made really big custom CAH decks

and then we can play with them with Matt and the Broganes

 

Gremlin Today at 8:20 PM

Yknow that's not a bad idea

fuck it I'm down

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:20 PM

yeah

you were going to make one out of ao3 tags, right?

 

Gremlin Today at 8:21 PM

yeah

def adding gay panic

you have no idea how happy it makes me that that's a tag

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:21 PM

Yeah I love it too

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:21 PM

lance what's your theme

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:22 PM

I'm gonna make black cards that are fill in the blank pick up lines

 

Gremlin Today at 8:22 PM

I love it

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:23 PM

I'm gonna make a Star Wars one, based on the EU rather than the movies

 

Gremlin Today at 8:23 PM

Def include 'Kyp’s emo phase’

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:24 PM

Oh that's good

I will

 

Gremlin Today at 8:58 PM

My masterpiece is complete

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:59 PM

same

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:00 PM

I don't think I'll be able to finish mine tonight

 

Gremlin Today at 9:00 PM

fair enough

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:11 PM

who's excited for Solo

 

Gremlin Today at 9:11 PM

I'm not

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:12 PM

eh

 

Gremlin Today at 9:12 PM

there's no stakes

the two main characters are going to come out just fine

we know this

that whole Chewie train scene from the trailers?

we know that'll turn out fine

New characters might die or whatever

but Han and Chewie will be fine

and so

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:14 PM

yeah

that's kinda how I feel

it'll be a fun space romp

but that's it

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:14 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think it'll be fun

 

Gremlin Today at 9:15 PM

most likely

also the new Han looks nothing like Harrison Ford

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:15 PM

yeah no not really

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:15 PM

he's hot though

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:15 PM

fair

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:49 PM

I'm boored

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:49 PM

uhhh

Let's think up some activities for the GSA!

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:50 PM

Well first we gotta introduce names/pronouns

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:50 PM

and then… should we ask for sexual orientation or not

 

Gremlin Today at 9:50 PM

they shouldn't feel pressured or smth

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:50 PM

yeah better safe than sorry

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:50 PM

don't want anyone to be uncomfortable

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:51 PM

maybe also like highs and lows of the week?

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:51 PM

oh that might be nice

and maybe a fun fact?

 

Gremlin Today at 9:51 PM

also we should have a GSA chatroom specifically for GSA stuff

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:51 PM

so no shenanigans?

 

Gremlin Today at 9:51 PM

that's what this chat is for, silly

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:52 PM

fair enough

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:52 PM

hm

fun fact seem good?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:52 PM

yeah

either that or stuff you're into? like your hobbies?

 

Gremlin Today at 9:52 PM

I don't want my first conservation with strangers to be ‘hi, I'm Pidge, and I hunt cryptids, what do you do’

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:52 PM

I mean fair enough

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:53 PM

ok so fun fact it is?

 

Gremlin Today at 9:53 PM

sure

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:53 PM

and maybe we can ask what they're hoping to get out of the club?

 

Gremlin Today at 9:53 PM

yeah

that'll inspire shit to happen

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:53 PM

also we can ask the adults for help

 

Gremlin Today at 9:54 PM

and/or pawn off the responsibility on them

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:54 PM

yeeaah

I do want to take some kind of leadership role though? I think I'd be a good leader

 

Gremlin Today at 9:55 PM

Pfffffft

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:55 PM

fuck you

 

Gremlin Today at 9:58 PM

anyway before we even start the club I think Shatt can get in contact with Mr Smythe?

Like, maybe we can start an official discussion chat before we even have the first meeting?

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:58 PM

Oh! Good idea!

We can ask them tomorrow

 

Gremlin Today at 9:58 PM

Or now

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:59 PM

Pidge they're watching a movie

 

Gremlin Today at 9:59 PM

Hand hovering over ping button

 

Hunkameat Today at 9:59 PM

Piiidge

 

Gremlin Today at 10:00 PM

@Mattaticate

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:04 PM

What

Is it an emergency

 

Gremlin Today at 10:04 PM

can u get in contact with mr smythe?

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:05 PM

why tf are you asking me at 10 PM

 

Gremlin Today at 10:05 PM

why not

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:06 PM

because I'm watching a movie and can't get in contact with them this late at night

ask me tomorrow like a normal person

 

Gremlin Today at 10:06 PM

Pouts

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:08 PM

oh shit he went offline

 

Gremlin Today at 10:08 PM

0/10 worst brother would not buy again

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:10 PM

don't disrupt his date

 

Gremlin Today at 10:10 PM

it's not a date

Keith is there

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:11 PM

I mean

I guess that's fair

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:11 PM

yeah he'd fuck up any date

 

Gremlin Today at 10:12 PM

yes

agreed

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:12 PM

why are you guys so mean to him

 

Gremlin Today at 10:13 PM

it's fun

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:13 PM

^

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:13 PM

I thought you preferred insulting people while they were around?

 

Gremlin Today at 10:14 PM

I mean yeah but

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

No more fights Today at 10:27 PM

Ok what did we miss

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:29 PM

We agreed that at the GSA meetings people should introduce name and pronouns and give a fun fact

 

No more fights Today at 10:29 PM

makes sense

I'm surprised you were able to make any kind of rational decision with Lance around

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:29 PM

Oh fuck you

 

No more fights Today at 10:30 PM

Sorry I don't fuck children

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:30 PM

Requesting permission to punch him

 

tshirogane Today at 10:30 PM

Permission denied

However, Keith, you are going to bed now

 

No more fights Today at 10:30 PM

Shiiirooo

 

tshirogane Today at 10:31 PM

They'll be here in the morning to talk to

 

No more fights Today at 10:31 PM

fine

I'll go to bed

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:31 PM

and I'll take shiro to bed

 

Gremlin Today at 10:32 PM

S t o p

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:32 PM

I will never

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:33 PM

to cuddle, you mean?

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:34 PM

yeah

Shiro's cuddles are the best

Gnight everyone!

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:36 PM

G'nighty night!

 

Gremlin Today at 10:36 PM

Night

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:36 PM

Good night!

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:40 PM

can you guys believe that keith's bedtime is 10:30

 

Gremlin Today at 10:41 PM

I know it's the best

he goes along with it because he craves love and affection and is afraid that shiro will disown him or smth

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:42 PM

Ouch

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:42 PM

Who could hurt a man like that

 

Gremlin Today at 10:42 PM

Idk

He just has this weird abandonment complex

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:43 PM

huh

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:47 PM

anyway I'm gonna go to bed too!

Good night!

 

Gremlin Today at 10:47 PM

night

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:47 PM

Gnight

 

Gremlin Today at 10:51 PM

I'm gonna go do smth fun

see ya

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:51 PM

Bi bi

 

Gremlin Today at 10:51 PM

No

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:51 PM

yes



Chapter Text

Ze Gays

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:15 AM

anyone there?

 

No more fights Today at 2:27 AM

uh

why are you here

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:27 AM

because i cant sleep

 

No more fights Today at 2:27 AM

im sorry. me neither

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:28 AM

what’s on your mind kogayne?

 

Kogayne Today at 2:29 AM

oh, fuck you mclame

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:29 AM

hahahahahahahahahaha

 

Kogayne Today at 2:30 AM

are you drunk?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:30 AM

no i get loopy when i’m tired but not sleepy

and that was a really shitty insult

 

Kogayne Today at 2:30 AM

I realize that.

 

McLame Today at 2:31 AM.

so what’s keeping you up at this hour of our lord, 2:31 a.m.?

 

Kogayne Today at 2:31 AM

nothin

and..

everything i guess

 

Direct Message

@deadlyinstinct

 

cubanbeauty Today at 2:32 AM

you good?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 2:32 AM

i uh

dunno

 

cubanbeauty Today at 2:32 AM

keith i know were rivals and all

but i want you to know that i care about you

and how youre doing

like for real

and i want you to feel like you can confide in me

and i dunno

hunks been my best friend for all of recorded history

but i think he has more in common wi

th pidge and im worried that ill lose him

have you ever wondered weather you were good enough for someone

like wondered why they liked you or hung out with you or whatever

because like even though i

JSDXNCvbiup{:jiKXCZML,NNVZ:on

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 2:40 AM

...you good?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 2:50 AM

does it even matter

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 2:50 AM

it matters to me

 

cubanbeauty Today at 3:01 AM

keith

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 3:01 AM

lance

 

cubanbeauty Today at 3:02 AM

i cant stop crying

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 3:02 AM

i’m sorry. me too

 

Ze Gays

 

tshirogane Today at 6:47 AM

keith olgilvie kogane

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:00 AM

N O

Keith’s middle name is

O L G I L V I E ?????????!!!!!

oh my fucking jesus christ in heaven above

keith you cock licking ass wrangling whore dick sucking grampa fucking bitch hoe slut

your middl nmae is

oansb{IHaS:vjdbLj;hfNJKXnc

 

Kogayne Today at 7:26 AM

no, but i’m going to change it to that

Keith oansb{IHaS:vjdbLj;hfNJKXnc Kogane

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:26 AM

shut the fucxk up takashi shirogane 白金高島屋

is that his real name

t e l l   m e

 

tshirogane Today at 7:34 AM

I guess you’ll never know. Keith why were you up so gosh darned late

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:34 AM

gosh darned

 

Kogayne Today at 7:35 AM

shiro doesn’t like swearing

and uh

couldnt sleep

yk how it is

 

tshirogane Today at 7:35 AM

did you take the melatonin (edited)

 

Melatoning Today at 7:36 AM

you know it doesnt help me

also

melatoning

 

tshirogane Today at 7:36 AM

yeah i get it

typos are hilarious

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:36 AM

melatoning

 

tshirogane Today at 7:37 AM

i get it ok

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:40 AM

melatoning?

 

tshirogane Today at 7:40 AM

STOP

ITS NOT THT FUNNY

LEAVF ME ALONFRDS

 

LEAVF ME ALONFRDS Today at 7:40 AM

kay shiro

im sorry :(

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:41 AM

cool your tits shiro

 

Property of Takashi Kenji Shirogane Today at 7:40 AM

aww are you bothering my bf?

 

LEAVF ME ALONFRDS Today at 7:40 AM

no… :(

 

Melatoning Today at 7:41 AM

why would we do such a thing

 

tshirogane Today at 7:41 AM

matt plz change your name

 

Property of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 7:41 AM

mmkay

 

tshirogane Today at 7:42 AM

ok but like

matt

although the other people in this chat cannot read that

that is my first language

 

Property of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 7:42 AM

yea i know

 

Melatoning Today at 7:44 AM

anyway y i took the melatonin but it didn’t help

 

LEAVF ME ALONFRDS Today at 7:45 AM

im sorry you couldnt sleep keith

 

Melatoning Today at 7:45 AM

s’all right

sleep is for the weak

 

McLame Today at 7:56 AM

what’d i miss

oh

ljnxcJBoibqAHJ:IXMC thats hilarious

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:56 AM

what specifically

 

McLame Today at 7:57 AM

you guys making fun of shiro

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:57 AM

gasp

Gasp

G A S P

 

LEAVF ME ALONFRDS Today at 7:58 AM

whoa

holy macaroni

 

Holy Macaroni Today at 7:59 AM

holy macaroni

 

McLame Today at 8:00 AM

what is it, why r u gasping

 

Gosh Darned Today at 8:00 AM

you’re ok with us making fun of ur cursh now?

this is news

like

media worthy

top ten on twitter

news

 

Lance’s Cursh Today at 8:01 AM

Lance you shouldn’t have been up so late

ok

who changed my name

 

Holy Macaroni Today at 8:02 AM

pidge

 

Gosh Darned Today at 8:02 AM

matt

 

Property of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 8:02 AM

lance

 

McLame Today at 8:02 AM

hunk

 

LEAVF ME ALONFRDS Today at 8:03 AM

no :(( it wasn’t me!

 

Lance’s Cursh Today at 8:03 AM

gives up

 

Property of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 8:10 AM

noooo

dont give up

oh, never give up, no, never give up, no, no, oh

 

McLame Today at 8:10 AM

DO NOT

 

Property of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 8:10 AM

do not? i think you mean

do

 

tshirogane Today at 8:11 AM

that wasnt great matt

 

Property of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 8:11 AM

:(

 

McLame Today at 8:30 AM

wait keith

 

Holy Macaroni Today at 8:30 AM

yeah?

 

McLame Today at 8:30 AM

didn’t you say shiro had a sub kink

 

Holy Macaroni Today at 8:30 AM

yea what’s your point

oh

oh

O H

 

Property of Matthew Elliot Holt Today at 8:32 AM

what

keith

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 8:32 AM

thx keith shiro just got a boner and ima jerk him off now

 

Property of Matthew Elliot Holt Today at 8:33 AM

matt, no

i trusted you

also is elliot really your middle name?

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 8:34 AM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

McLame Today at 8:59 AM

i feel like we’re all just making up middle names at this point

 

Gosh Darned Today at 9:00 AM

are we going to like

do something today

 

McLame Today at 9:00 AM

lets play mariokart

 

Holy Macaroni Today at 9:00 AM

can i join

i need to pay attention to something that isn’t my couther’s moans

 

McLame Today at 9:00 AM

normally id say no to doing anything with you but uh

thats a valid concern

 

Holy Macaroni Today at 9:00 AM

this is homophobia

 

McLame Today at 9:01 AM

you caught me

im a bi who’s afraid of gays

not like hates them

like my heart starts racing whenever i see a gay

i get lightheaded

fear rushes through my veins like cement

and i just

stand there

utterly terrified

 

Holy Macaroni Today at 9:02 AM

so is that why i always beat you at mariokart

bc youre scared of me

 

Afraid of Gays Today at 9:02 AM

oh shut up

you in punk?

 

LEAVF ME ALONFRDS Today at 9:02 AM

always

 

Gosh Darned Today at 9:02 AM

yea

also don’t ship me with hunk

 

Afraid of Gays Today at 9:03 AM

not even like

platonically

which is how i meant it

 

Gosh Darned Today at 9:03 AM

k i guess thats acceptable

 

Direct Message

@cubanbeauty

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 4:04 PM

hey

 

cubanbeauty Today at 4:05 PM

yea whats up

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 4:05 PM

i dunno

i just

wanted to make sure you were ok

 

cubanbeauty Today at 4:05 PM

i guess so

i mean

eh

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 4:05 PM

yeah i get it

want to talk about it

 

cubanbeauty Today at 4:05 PM

yeah but

can we hop on vc

its easier to express myself in speech

yknow

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 4:06 PM

uh

yeah i guess

its funny bc i have more trouble expressing myself over vc

makes me feel

vulnerable i guess

 

cubanbeauty Today at 4:06 PM

maybe a little vulnerability is good

 

Call started @deadlyinstinct Today at 4:06 PM

 

Ze Gays

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:12 PM

ok so should i assume you guys have been playing mariokart for 9 hours

or are you doing other shit

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:13 PM

nah

idk where lance is but pidge and i are studying chem

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:30 PM

i think i hear keith talking

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:30 PM

impossible

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:34 PM

i dont know 4 sure bc keith has headphones on and i was listening through the door but i think

i think keith is on vc with someone

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:40 PM

thats weird

 

tshirogane Today at 6:45 PM

wait keith is actually

conversing

with someone

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:45 PM

ye

 

tshirogane Today at 6:45 PM

like outside of our immediate family unit

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:45 PM

ye

also

awwww

 

tshirogane Today at 6:47 PM

what

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:47 PM

you called me family.

 

tshirogane Today at 6:47 PM

i mean

we are

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:47 PM

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

Gosh Darned Today at 6:48 PM

im trying to eat guys

stop being gross

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:48 PM

i will do no such thing

 

Gosh Darned Today at 6:48 PM

ughhhh

anyway

whos keith on vc with

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:48 PM

well

lance is being uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:49 PM

thats true but they dont really like each other

 

Gosh Darned Today at 6:49 PM

i would characterize it as

jealousy/sexual tension

 

tshirogane Today at 6:50 PM

Wait who’s jealous of whom

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:50 PM

what would keith have to be jealous of lance about

oh that was mean

sorry

 

tshirogane Today at 6:50 PM

I don’t know, I mean Lance doesn’t have discipline issues.

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:50 PM

i think lance has the opposite of discipline issues

i mean

he almost cried when iverson yelled at him

 

Gosh Darned Today at 6:51 PM

wait really

thats hilarious

like

iverson always yells

why tf would one cry about that

ksLBCBKUHNcxzhbjxkcbhzjk

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:51 PM

pidge my boy

you cried when someone called you ‘nerd’

i dont think you have much room to talk there buddy

 

Gosh Darned Today at 6:51 PM

shut up

matt i trusted you

also the entire class was laughing at me

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:53 PM

aw :(

that sucks im sorry :(

 

Gosh Darned Today at 6:54 PM

stop being nice to me

i hate it when people are nice to me

leave me alone

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:54 PM

i mean were in the same room

 

Gosh Darned Today at 6:55 PM

shut up hunk

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:55 PM

:(

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:55 PM

dont be mean to hunk

hes a precious angel and he deserves the world

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:56 PM

aww thanks :D

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:56 PM

im just telling the truth

 

uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal Today at 6:57 PM

wait whats going on

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:57 PM

are u on vc w/ keith rn

 

uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal Today at 6:57 PM

why do u ask

why would i do that

its keith

he doesnt talk to people

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:58 PM

i mean

hes talking in his room

and shiros sitting right next to me

so someone has to be on vc with him

and its not anyone else

he doesn’t know anyone outside of this chat

so yeah

probs you

you blue idiot

 

uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal Today at 6:58 PM

so what if i am

what are you going to do

break my arms

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 6:59 PM

*breaks lance’s arms*

 

Gosh Darned Today at 6:59 PM

you really shouldn’t give him ideas

 

uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal Today at 6:59 PM

you really shouldn’t give him ideas

 

Gosh Darned Today at 6:59 PM

*hits lance in the arm*

 

uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal Today at 7:00 PM

*lets out a Wilhelm scream*

 

Holy Macaroni Today at 7:00 PM

whats going on

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:00 PM

wait has keith

not seen the

 

Holy Macaroni Today at 7:00 PM

no ive seen them

they’re like 10 years old

i meant more generally

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 7:01 PM

i cant believe your actually like talking to someone

ru on vc w lancey lance

 

Lancey Lance Today at 7:01 PM

yeah so what? its not like its like a big deal

shut up matt

 

uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal Today at 7:01 PM

yeah its not like vc makes you like boyfriends or something

i mean that would be ridiculous (edited)

 

Lancey Lance Today at 7:02 PM

JBDXCKhASDK<CHjxzcvnkzjlxbncbznlkxcvhbgliaHDNfsoilkc

z,kdbhgfhjvmlkmknmkcvnSioq48uthiridv

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:02 PM

jkxncvlujxshDIFHJLNDCHVLZYUUERUYF974YR8TR7Z8IUHUIHnjknhzdjfhnbg

 

tshirogane Today at 7:02 PM

kjnbASXKCJbAIUWHDFERNKCJXCJKHBZSDUFKHJ980796838479IHUO

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 7:02 PM

kohjjjinwsouhfldakulghuithrlirdes0i89u89yHWUYEGi

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:03 PM

wait what happened i missed it

:(:(

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:03 PM

oh my god

oh my god holy fucking shit

lance

i cannot believe

i c a n n o t b e l i e v e

that you said thatr

jasdnfjav

cjzsl8uy3ocbgr

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 7:04 PM

lance i think

i think you broke keith

 

Lancey Lance Today at 7:06 PM

mskmailjslnjnf  jnijviojIJSIDjfnjnfjkviooiujeooiajflJLIKsjdijklxkznjkolIOPLW09I9UO9IU3JEQWOPIA-E=-=====-OIDAQPKJOIHAOKUWHreliuY237TYE4O36woeyurg7tot^o*$yughUYHIUALYEUDSIZLY8OA746E78A

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 7:06 PM

lance

 

tshirogane Today at 7:06 PM

wait lance aren’t you still on vc w keith

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:08 PM

i think lance died of embarrassment

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:08 PM

will someone plz tell me what he said

 

Direct Message

@cubanbeauty

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:12 PM

so

 

cubanbeauty Today at 7:13 PM

yes?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:13 PM

the thing

 

cubanbeauty Today at 7:13 PM

i wish i were dead

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:14 PM

dont say that

ive lost too many people i care about (edited)

 

cubanbeauty Today at 7:14 PM

keith

weve known each other for like

5 days

why

whykljszndnfbjlkaDLKNSJZuhkjdgzkfhgjzks

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:15 PM

i know what u mean

 

cubanbeauty Today at 7:15 PM

do u actually want to talk about this right now or do u feel like

u want to like

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:16 PM

forget this ever happened? the others wont let you

 

cubanbeauty Today at 7:16 PM

yeah

i know

but i can take a little teasing keith

i feel like this is going to be like

a serious convo

and i dont know

i feel like we should have it like

in person

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:17 PM

lance…

 

cubanbeauty Today at 7:17 PM

why r u so touchy about ur appearance anyway

like its not like u have a face like a potato chip like i do

your like an attractrive dude

and even if the shit went down™

that wouldnt change yknow

you cant really fix potato chip face

i should know ive tried

i spend like an hour on beauty every day

but like

kjlsdmnfjzKNLJDEEcmkdnkjn

yknow?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:20 PM

lance you do not have a face like a potato chip

 

cubanbeauty Today at 7:20 PM

you said yourself that i looked liek a half cooked hamburger patty

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:20 PM

i

i

i don’t

i don’t remember saying that

 

cubanbeauty Today at 7:21 PM

well i guess its your word against mine

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:21 PM

lance

theres a record of the chat log

let me copy paste my response to your chest shots

Anakin Today at 8:19 AM

keep telling yourself that

cubanbeauty Today at 7:22 PM

basically word for word

not really a positive response

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:22 PM

what was i supposed to say lance

‘oh lance, you look so fine, please put your penis inside of me’

 

cubanbeauty Today at 7:22 PM

is that what you were thinking??

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:23 PM

does it matter?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 7:23 PM

it matters to me

 

Ze Gays

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:23 PM

plz guys?? :(

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:30 PM

sorry i got distracted

allura walked past me

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 7:30 PM

valid but

youre aroace

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:30 PM

dont torment me about my straight crisis (edited)

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:31 PM

k.

i guess

no

one <3s me

thats fine

ill just sit here and cry

.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:31 PM

lance said that he wouldn’t be opposed to being keith’s boyfriend

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:31 PM

kjzdhnbflgUAHJSDKnjhfbyxglizuhbnxBZVUD:FAIFzioudhgfozf;jkdniszgf

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:31 PM

ikr

 

Lancey Lance Today at 7:32 PM

ok guys we get it

its hilarious

lance said the first thing that popped into his mind

or typed as the case may be

but in any case

he was probably joking

no one would date me willingly and without bribery

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:32 PM

that is fair

but

the fact that lance hasnt like

said anything

means that he is

very

very

embarrassed (edited)

 

Embarraseed Today at 7:33 PM

hey whats up

its me, embarraseed

 

Knife Boy Today at 7:33 PM

thatsa good 1

 

Embarraseed Today at 7:33 PM

so anyway keith and i are dating now

 

Knife Boy Today at 7:33 PM

zsnldkbhnflIHSUDET98seuxhrgtuljP(*WE(U)Rzlxjhtfduazhswji8u84yu9p789p8yu9p88YUP(*YU%&*YH&YUU(*URHIUSE*UT$(89U*$tje*uj$t(*$u(u*

WHAT

thats

thats just not true

jzklifoEAKJF984uy987u8u*(U&E(*RFHJ

 

Embarraseed Today at 7:34 PM

yes i know keith barold olgilvie kogayne mcdonald kogane

that is why it is humor

sarcasm

havt thee never hear’d of it?

yknow

jokes?

antics farces gags laughs humor parodies pranks wisecracks buffoonery drollery etc etc etc

 

Keith Barold Olgilvie Kogayne Today at 7:36 PM

did

did u just read off the thesaurus entry for jokes

 

Embarraseed Today at 7:36 PM

you know i did

but not all of it

hence the etc etc etc

 

Keith Barold Olgilvie Kogayne Today at 7:37 PM

o k

i mean

you do you boo

 

Boo Today at 7:37 PM

thx i will

 

Direct Message

@mrhotbuns

 

pokepowered Today at 7:38 PM

does this seem

 

mrhotbuns Today at 7:38 PM

weird?

yeah

 

pokepowered Today at 7:38 PM

kay had to make sure

 

Ze Gays

 

Keith Barold Olgilvie Kogayne Today at 7:38 PM

so anyway

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:40 PM

uh

 

Boo Today at 7:40 PM

oh my god

so i was going to starbucks

and i was with stacey

and we were talking about brian

and oh my god hes so hot right

but apparently stacey is into him too! what a bithc

duderuses before uteruses, ami right?

so were not friends anymo

and i ‘accidentally’ made her spill her three pump no fat venti java chip frappuccino with two pumps of white chocolate syrup, no whip all over her new white dress

i was so proud

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:41 PM

you should be

although have you met brians brother

hotttttttttttttt

dark curly hair, dreAMY eyes

his name is paulo

im in love

 

Boo Today at 7:41 PM

ohmigod but did you hear that nena oswald fucked him

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:41 PM

NO

really??!

 

Boo Today at 7:42 PM

yeah apparently she bent him over the table in the cafeteria at like midnight and rode him

 

Keith Barold Olgilvie Kogayne Today at 7:42 PM

but

on the cafeteria table

in front of my salad??

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:42 PM

i dont know whether to be disgusted or turned on

 

Boo Today at 7:43 PM

why not both?

 

tshirogane Today at 7:43 PM

uh

Guys what is going on

 

Boo Today at 7:43 PM

oh shiro!!

everyone in the Garrison wants to fuck you

 

tshirogane Today at 7:44 PM

lkHSUDiflbnuiehdFXZUNESHFDJklhJHJhakja8yuwIYP(*IUY

 

Boo Today at 7:45 PM

god

oh god

key smashing makes me want to bone

keith get your blue ass over here and put your tiny penis in me, stat!

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 7:45

stat

 

Keith Barold Olgilvie Kogayne Today at 7:45 PM

you know what lance

you know fuckiong what

you knoew FUCKING WHAT  

 

Boo Today at 7:46 PM

fucking what

 

Keith Barold Olgilvie Kogayne Today at 7:46 PM

YOU KNOW FUCKING WAHTY

sBDJKHFlzshikubhilybvgoi&*hgr#*ogh&#q&orhf&gfh

MAYBE I FUCKING WILL YOU FUCKING FURRY

 

A Fucking Furry Today at 7:46 PM

ok well you know what

YOU KNOW FUCKING WHAT YOU FUCKING BITCH AS S SHIT FACEW LIKE A TANGERINE PEEL THAT SOMEONE SHIT ON

YOU KNWO FUCKIGNbaOIUFKSZnig

WHAT???!!!

im not\\

im not a furry

alsdo

its not nearly as bad as what you are

 

FUCKING BITCH ASS SHIT FACEW Today at 7:47 PM

and what is that

you fucking furry

 

A Fucking Furry Today at 7:47 PM

a furry fucker

 

FUCKING BITCH AS S SHIT FACEW Today at 7:47 PM

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ITS ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:48 PM

oh! good one lance

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:48 PM

lance your body reminds me of

you remember the slug lady from monsters inc

 

Hunkameat Today at 7:49 PM

Roz!

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:49 PM

yes, roz

lance you’re like a salted roz with the face of a blobfish on meth in an ugly brown jacket and skinny jeans

 

Salted Roz Today at 7:50 PM

my jacket is not ugly!!

keith tellt hem

 

FUCKING BITCH ASS SHIT FACEW Today at 7:50 PM

lance i have never seen your jacket

but im sure its as pretty as the rest of you

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:51 PM

that is to say

pretty fucking ugly

 

FUCKING BITCH ASS SHIT FACEW Today at 7:51 PM

oh as though youre one to talk pidge

you look like kermit the frog if he got shorter and started wearing glasses and baggy clothes

and if he drank a six pack of beer a day for twenty years

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:52 PM

oh yeah? well you look like a goth maggot with a red jacket thats too small for you

and you act like one too

 

Goth Maggot Today at 7:52 PM

oh yea? well at least i dont look like matt

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:53 PM

that is true

sounds like a fate worse than death

 

Goth Maggot Today at 7:54 PM

hey @Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ

you actually look like a raticate

if it was seventy five years old

and had been starved for eighteen months

and smoked pot through the ages of 12 and 68

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 7:54 PM

oh yeah?

well you look like a kitten

 

tshirogane Today at 7:54 PM

i leave for ten minutes

 

Salted Roz Today at 7:55 PM

ok so shiro

you know how in a videogame theres a main character

and the rest of the characters exist solely to interact with thatr person

youre the main chartacter

and when you leave everything goes to shit

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 7:55 PM

that is true

 

Main Character Today at 7:56 PM

no

wait

who

 

Gosh Darned Today at 7:56 PM

shiro you look like spongebob squarepants on major steroids wearing a corset and eyeliner

if spongebob squarepants didn’t have a soul or feelings

shiro fucking spongebob squarepants is more human than you

how does that make you feel

HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL

 

Main Character Today at 7:57 PM

I’m not getting involved in this.

 

Salted Roz Today at 7:58 PM

shiro its not true

youre beautiful

and honestly you have more of a soul than any of us fucking weaboos

(since youre japanese you cant be one)

 

Main Character Today at 7:58 PM

I appreciate it.

 

Salted Roz Today at 7:58 PM

dont worry shiro

everyone in the garrison has wet dreams about you

incluiding iverson

especially iverson

 

Goth Maggot Today at 7:58 PM

yeah i heard from iversons mouth that he wasnt sure why but he had this weird dream about you coming down on him 

 

Main Character Today at 7:59 PM

WHAST

WHATSNB

WHAT ARE YOUAS TALKIGN BoUAT

THAT DIDNT AHPRPPENM YOURE LASIKYTING

Lazkijnblieukhioljo:IJIJOIhoiah;SJHNDOIFAJ;OIJASOIU84UJ8U*u*uidjo:IJ

THAT S

THATSBIU;B

THAT CANT BE TRUW’

KLNHALIUHCVDEJOFI9P;IUAU38U0RF9IU90IUa(a)u(fuewojiioJIOEFJIOJH7Y%^&*$^ityw&uh

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

 

Salted Roz Today at 8:00 PM

His eyes are melted

we killed him

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 8:00 PM

I mean valid

 

Gosh Darned Today at 8:01 PM

the real reason keith was kicked out

 

Salted Roz Today at 8:01 PM

The rumor come out

 

Gosh Darned Today at 8:01 PM

Does Keith Kogane is a snitch?

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 8:02 PM

Also I'd just like to take a sec to appreciate the fact that Shiro's language on here has degraded from perfect spelling and grammar to violent keysmashes in one (1) day

 

Main Character Today at 8:02 PM

Keith why

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:02 PM

Thought you deserved to know

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 8:03 PM

Babe do you need comfort

 

Main Character Today at 8:03 PM

No, I need brain bleach

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:03 PM

This is what you get for mucking up the chat with your grossness

 

Gosh Darned Today at 8:04 PM

Yeah, jesus

at least klance keeps it to dms

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:04 PM

i;augylyufc

what did you just call us?!

 

Gosh Darned Today at 8:04 PM

You heard me

Or read, I guess

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:11 PM

Wh

What did I miss?

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:12 PM

A lot

We all roasted each other

And Iverson creamed himself over shiro

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:12 PM

please tell me you’re joking

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:12 PM

I wish

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:13 PM

._.’

I’ve never been so afraid in my entire life

And that includes the time the microwave shorted out and chili spurted out all over the kitchen

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:13 PM

spurted

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:14 PM

Lance whats happening

 

Gosh Darned Today at 8:14 PM

I think Keith summed it up p well

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:15 PM

....Lance?

 

Gosh Darned Today at 8:17 PM

@Salted Roz

 

Salted Roz Today at 8:18 PM

Hmm?

Oh

yeah basically what Keef said

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 8:18 PM

Keef

 

Gosh Darned Today at 8:18 PM

Queef

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:19 PM

I don’t deserve this slander

 

Gosh Darned Today at 8:19 PM

Pffffft you earned this slander by being born

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:19 PM

Shiiirooooo

Pidge is being mean to me

 

Main Character Today at 8:20 PM

Pidge don’t be mean to Keith

 

Gosh Darned Today at 8:20 PM

I do what I want

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:29 PM

Ohhh my goooooood

Whipped cream is soooooo goooooooood

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:30 PM

Yeah

Whipped cream is delicious

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:30 PM

Looook at iiiiit

2.04 MB

  IMG_20180525_220847660.jpg

 (A cup of yogurt with whipped cream on top, sitting on a wooden table)

 

Gremlin Today at 8:31 PM

Uh

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:31 PM

Is that yogurt with whipped cream?

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:32 PM

Yes

 

Salted Roz Today at 8:32 PM

._.

Well then

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:32 PM

Yogurt is amazing with whipped cream >:(

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:33 PM

We didn’t say it wasn’t?

 

Salted Roz Today at 8:33 PM

._.

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:34 PM

Why is Lance giving that face then

 

Salted Roz Today at 8:34 PM

Idk if I should be scared or not

 

Gremlin Today at 8:34 PM

it’s okay Lance

we have an emergency getaway vehicle incase shit goes down

https://media1.tenor.com/images/fda60d19a9449fe463fc549a00ca3b5c/tenor.gif?itemid=11369052

(A gif of Kirby driving manically)

 

Gremlin Today at 8:35 PM

and he's driving

FUCK

HE KNOWS

 

Salted Roz Today at 8:35 PM

I can't see it

 

Gremlin Today at 8:36 PM

HE KNOWS SHIT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN

 

Salted Roz Today at 8:36 PM

OH FUCK

 

Gremlin Today at 8:36 PM

HE’S FUCKING PREPARED

 

Salted Roz Today at 8:36 PM

DID WE HIT A SPEED BUMP?!?!

 

Gremlin Today at 8:37 PM

SEVERAL

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:37 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Gremlin Today at 8:37 PM

gOD DAMN IT

WAIT IS KEITH IN THE VEHICLE TOO

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:38 PM

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

 

Gremlin Today at 8:38 PM

DID EVERYONE REMEMBER THEIR SEATBELTS

SEATBELTS SAVE LIVES, JACKASSES

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:38 PM

SEATBELTS ARE FOR THE W E A K

 

Gremlin Today at 8:39 PM

DAMN IT KEITH

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:39 PM

“You may be wondering how we got into this situation”

 

Gremlin Today at 8:39 PM

WHAT’RE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS SITUATION

https://media1.tenor.com/images/fda60d19a9449fe463fc549a00ca3b5c/tenor.gif?itemid=11369052

(A gif of Kirby driving manically)

 

Gremlin Today at 8:40 PM

KIRBY

KIRBY NO

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:40 PM

KIRBY YES

 

Gremlin Today at 8:40 PM

KIRBY

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:40 PM

*explosions*

 

Gremlin Today at 8:42 PM

FUCKING HELL NOW WHAT

...That was fucking weird

Speaking of, is kirby okay

https://media1.tenor.com/images/fda60d19a9449fe463fc549a00ca3b5c/tenor.gif?itemid=11369052

(A gif of Kirby driving manically)

 

Gremlin Today at 8:42 PM

oh SHIT

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:43 PM

o H s Hit

 

Gremlin Today at 8:43 PM

IS KIRBY FUCKING IMMORTAL

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:43 PM

YES

 

Gremlin Today at 8:44 PM

WAIT SHIT DID LANCE AND HUNK DIE IN THE CRASH

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:44 PM

Oh NO

 

Gremlin Today at 8:44 PM

OH SHIT

NOW WE GOTTA DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO PURGATORY TO GET THOSE ASSHOLES BACK

PUT ON YOUR SEATBELTS, WE’RE BREAKING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:45 PM

the hell…?

 

Gremlin Today at 8:45 PM

Oh SHIT

HUNK DIDN’T DIE

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:45 PM

SEA T BELTS ARE FOR THE W E A K

 

Gremlin Today at 8:46 PM

GOD DAMN IT KEITH

HUNK

KIRBY IS DRIVING THE ESCAPE VEHICLE

NEXT STOP

FUCKING PURGATORY

 

Salted Roz Today at 8:46 PM

Bitch I’m immortal

 

Gremlin Today at 8:46 PM

….Then why are you in purgatory

Is this just the alternative for prison for you or some shit

 

Salted Roz Today at 8:46 PM

That is a good question

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:47 PM

Aren’y we all in purgatory

 

Gremlin Today at 8:47 PM

Yeah because Kirby drove us here to get Lance

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:48 PM

Isn’t the world just purgatory

 

Gremlin Today at 8:48 PM

Keith are you high

 

Goth Maggot Today at 8:49 PM

Yeah I’m high on l i fe

 

Gremlin Today at 8:49 PM

Pfft

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 9:10 PM

What…. occured

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:11 PM

Oh yknow

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 9:12 PM

Do I

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:12 PM

Do you

 

Gremlin Today at 9:12 PM

Does he

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:13 PM

Do you

 

Gremlin Today at 9:13 PM

Do you

tshirogane Today at 9:20 PM

Keith did you take your meds

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:20 PM

Uh

 

tshirogane Today at 9:21 PM

Keith

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:21 PM

Maybe??

 

tshirogane Today at 9:21 PM

Oh no

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 9:22 PM

Should I go out and get some ginger ale

 

tshirogane Today at 9:22 PM

it’s usually better if he just doesn’t eat anything

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 9:23 PM

OK

 

Salted Roz Today at 9:25 PM

What

what’s goign on

 

tshirogane Today at 9:25 PM

Keith’s lactose intolerant

and he just ate yogurt

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:26 PM

I’ll be fine

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 9:26 PM

Famous last words

 

tshirogane Today at 9:27 PM

Well if you need anything, just let me know

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:27 PM

yeah yeah I know

 

tshirogane Today at 9:28 PM

Also Matt I’ve tolerated for a while but

please change your name

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 9:28 PM

You love it

 

tshirogane Today at 9:29 PM

In a semi-public setting?

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 9:29 PM

the Garrison showers are also a semi public setting

didnt stop us

as is the roof

as is the mcdonalds bathroom

 

tshirogane Today at 9:30 PM

ok stop

and we didn’t do anything in a mcdonald’s bathroom

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 9:30 PM

Do you want to?

 

tshirogane Today at 9:31 PM

I don’t want to get banned from any mcdonald’s Matt

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 9:31 PM

what if we didn’t get caught

and besides we don't even go to mcdonalds ever

 

Gremlin Today at 9:32 PM

take it to dms fuckfaces

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 9:32 PM

I think you mean facefuckers

 

tshirogane Today at 9:33 PM

Matt no

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 9:33 PM

Matt yes

 

Salted Roz Today at 9:33 PM

Matt yes

 

Gremlin Today at 9:33 PM

Matt no

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:33 PM

Matt no

 

tshirogane Today at 9:34 PM

you’re making us out to have sex a lot more than we actually do, Matt

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 9:34 PM

At least a couple times a week

 

tshirogane Today at 9:34 PM

but not… every chance we get or whatever

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:35 PM

no but you did early on

and I know about the pizza

 

tshirogane Today at 9:35 PM

What

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:35 PM

you heard me

 

tshirogane Today at 9:35 PM

how

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:36 PM

I live with you

and I did back then too

 

tshirogane Today at 9:36 PM

you said you were going to a sleepover

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:36 PM

yeah well the ‘friend’ that I was hanging out with was apparently super homophobic

so I came home early

did you think it got cleaned up magically?

 

tshirogane Today at 9:37 PM

You cleaned it up?!?! I thought that was Matt!

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 9:37 PM

I thought it was Shiro!

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:38 PM

pffffft

photographic evidence n’ everything

 

tshirogane Today at 9:38 PM

weeps

Matt can you find and delete said evidence?

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 9:38 PM

Hmm

Maybe?

But Keith is famously good at hiding things

And even if I can delete it electronically, he probably has it on a hard drive or smth

 

Gremlin Today at 9:39 PM

I could probably do it

but there’s no guarantee that I wouldn’t just keep it for myself

 

tshirogane Today at 9:39 PM

should I just preemptively die

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:39 PM

if that ain’t the mood

 

Salted Roz Today at 9:40 PM

It sure is

 

Gremlin Today at 9:40 PM

I crave the sweet embrace of death

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:47 PM

So now what

 

tshirogane Today at 9:48 PM

I think I’m gonna go to bed, read a while, then sleep

I’ll need the extra rest in case you did forget the pill

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:49 PM

Shiro it’s 9:49

 

tshirogane Today at 9:49 PM

I’m old

let me live

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:50 PM

you’re 25

 

Gremlin Today at 9:50 PM

may as well be in his late 50s

 

tshirogane Today at 9:50 PM

thanks Pidge

 

Gremlin Today at 9:50 PM

np

 

tshirogane Today at 9:50 PM

Good night! Don't stay up too late

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:51 PM

Night

 

Salted Roz Today at 9:51 PM

G'nighty night

 

Gremlin Today at 9:51 PM

Night

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 9:51 PM

Night babe

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:58 PM

matt entertain me

 

Owner of しろがねたかしけんじ Today at 9:59 PM

wanna play video games until we pass out

 

Goth Maggot Today at 9:59 PM

you’ll pass out at midnight at the latest Matt

I never sleep

 

Gremlin Today at 10:00 PM

I haven’t slept since 2012

 

Goth Maggot Today at 10:00 PM

2012 the year or 2012 the movie?

 

Gremlin Today at 10:00 PM

the year

can you imagine if that mpvie kept someone up

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:01 PM

I haven't slept since Pidge showed me that doctor who episode

the one where the statues move

 

Gremlin Today at 10:01 PM

Blink?

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:01 PM

shudder s

Yeah

 

Salted Roz Today at 10:02 PM

Nerds

 

Gremlin Today at 10:02 PM

I mean

 

Goth Maggot Today at 10:02 PM

You gonna cry this time?

 

Gremlin Today at 10:03 PM

Fuck you

 

Goth Maggot Today at 10:03 PM

Hard pass

 

Gremlin Today at 10:03 PM

Yeah the only person you'd fuck is ~lance~

 

Goth Maggot Today at 10:04 PM

vj.dtmtstsfjmrs

That's not true on so many levels

 

Gremlin Today at 10:04 PM

~mmhmm~

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:11 PM

22 planes and their new single Fursuit

 

Gremlin Today at 10:12 PM

Banned



Direct message

@deadlyinstinct

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:07 AM

keeeeeiiiith

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 12:08 AM

laaaaaance

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:08 AM

aaaaaaaaaaaa

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 12:08 AM

can I help

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:09 AM

i dunno

ive been looking at tumblr for an hour

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 12:09 AM

is it helpful

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:09 AM

no

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 12:10 AM

lance

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:10 AM

keith

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 12:10 AM

is there anything that helps you sleep

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:11 AM

my mama used to sing to me

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 12:11 AM

have you tried listening to music?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:12 AM

it's not the same

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 12:12 AM

im a terrible singer

but

if you want i can try

 

cubanbeauty Today at 12:13 AM

i want


Call started @deadlyinstinct Today at 12:13 AM

Chapter Text

Ze Gays

 

No more fights Today at 5:34 AM

Hey

 

Gremlin Today at 7:57 AM

What the Fuck why were you awake so God damn early

 

No more fights Today at 7:58 AM

Sleep is for the weak

 

Gremlin Today at 7:58 AM

I mean yeah but

who goes to bed at a decent hour and wakes up at ass o clock

 

No more fights Today at 8:00 AM

Shiro does

 

Gremlin Today at 8:00 AM

Oh right

Broganes aren't human

 

No more fights Today at 8:00 AM

he's working on training Matt to do the same

 

Gremlin Today at 8:01 AM

Oh God please don't

 

No more fights Today at 8:01 AM

>:D

 

Gremlin Today at 8:02 AM

Nooooo

 

No more fights Today at 8:02 AM

Yes

 

Gremlin Today at 8:02 AM

(ง’̀-‘́)ง

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:03 AM

Why do you care

 

Gremlin Today at 8:03 AM

Bc I have to live with him

And he's an ASS who likes to wake me up the INSTANT he's awake

 

No more fights Today at 8:03 AM

it's hilarious

Esp cause Shiro and I are both usually already up whenever he gets up

so there's never anyone to wake up

 

tshirogane Today at 8:06 AM

Well, that's not entirely true

And… when I don't enforce it, when do you ever go to bed at a decent hour?

How late are you going to go to bed when you're at the Garrison?

 

No more fights Today at 8:07 AM

….

 

Gremlin Today at 8:12 AM

Can't wait to try and get Keith as a roommate

 

No more fights Today at 8:12 AM

Yeah, that was already accepted.

we're gonna be roommates

 

Gremlin Today at 8:12 AM

cool

 

tshirogane Today at 8:20 AM

In any case, Coran agreed to meet with you today in his classroom.

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:20 AM

Oh fuck yes I'm so pumped

 

Gremlin Today at 8:20 AM

here's to hoping we can work smth out

 

No more fights Today at 8:21 AM

Say that you'll have another participant for me

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:21 AM

yeah of course

 

tshirogane Today at 8:21 AM

I'm fairly sure that five students is enough to make an official club

Although I hope others will show up

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:22 AM

If nobody else shows up it'll literally just be our friend group hanging out in a classroom

 

No more fights Today at 8:22 AM

five?

there's only four of us

 

tshirogane Today at 8:22 AM

No

Remember? Coran’s daughter(?) is also going to come, most likely

 

Gremlin Today at 8:23 AM

the only woman to ever make me question my sexual orientation

 

No more fights Today at 8:23 AM

fair enough

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:24 AM

I don't think I've met her

how have you guys met her?

 

No more fights Today at 8:24 AM

I had a class with her

 

Gremlin Today at 8:24 AM

same

 

tshirogane Today at 8:25 AM

I don't recall the exact circumstances but I believe I've met her

And… she might be Coran’s niece? I'm not exactly sure.

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:25 AM

I'll ask

Mr Smythe and I are TIGHT

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:26 AM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:26 AM

N O

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:26 AM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:26 AM

He's like 45 or 50 at the youngest

 

No more fights Today at 8:27 AM

Hey, some people are into older men

 

Gremlin Today at 8:27 AM

And some people are into older men

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:28 AM

It's too early for such a… disturbing conservation, guys

 

Gremlin Today at 8:28 AM

There's nothing disturbing about creaming inside your middle aged teacher

 

No more fights Today at 8:28 AM

It got worse

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:29 AM

Hey can I get some brain bleach to get rid of that mental image

 

tshirogane Today at 8:30 AM

I leave for five minutes

And this is what I return to

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:30 AM

Babe what do you expect

It's Pidge's friends

 

tshirogane Today at 8:30 AM

Pidge Gunderson

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:30 AM

Cease

 

Gremlin Today at 8:31 AM

cackles

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:31 AM

Pidge you gremlin

 

Gremlin Today at 8:31 AM

You better believe it

 

tshirogane Today at 8:36 AM

In any case, he's expecting you around 10:30

Please be there for the sake of his opinion of me

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:37 AM

Babe there's nothing you could do to make him dislike you

I don't think he's capable of disliking people

 

tshirogane Today at 8:37 AM

At one point he socked a parent in the jaw

 

Gremlin Today at 8:37 AM

An icon

 

No more fights Today at 8:37 AM

My hero

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:38 AM

Who???????

 

tshirogane Today at 8:38 AM

I don't remember. He was a jerk

I think he went to jail

 

Gremlin Today at 8:39 AM

That's awesome

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:39 AM

Is the kid ok?

 

tshirogane Today at 8:40 AM

Yeah, I think the Garrison did the legal guardianship thing they sometimes do for orphans

 

No more fights Today at 8:40 AM

Now that I think of it, you could've put me in that program, Shiro

 

tshirogane Today at 8:41 AM

I didn't want you to grow up in the mindset that you were an orphan

 

No more fights Today at 8:41 AM

Hahahahaha too late

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:41 AM

Aww :(

 

No more fights Today at 8:44 AM

clears throat

so now what

 

Gremlin Today at 8:45 AM

We could commit a felony

 

No more fights Today at 8:45 AM

We could

but why would we

 

Gremlin Today at 8:46 AM

To go to jail

see if we can break out

 

No more fights Today at 8:46 AM

We could always just put pineapple on a pizza

 

Gremlin Today at 8:46 AM

like an entire pineapple

 

No more fights Today at 8:46 AM

yes

 

Gremlin Today at 8:47 AM

not cut or anything

 

No more fights Today at 8:47 AM

nope

just a whole pineapple

 

Gremlin Today at 8:48 AM

just unpeeled, spiky and evrythhign

 

No more fights Today at 8:48 AM

yep

and put it on a pizza

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:48 AM

evrythhign

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:48 AM

evrythhign

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:48 AM

evrythhign

 

Gremlin Today at 8:49 AM

gasps

Betrayed by my own brother?

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:49 AM

sorry pidgey

all’s fair in love and a group chat

 

tshirogane Today at 8:50 AM

Sounds delicious

 

No more fights Today at 8:50 AM

I’m a mandated reporter, Shiro

 

tshirogane Today at 8:50 AM

IS IT A CRIME TO LOVE PINEAPPLE AND HAM PIZZA

 

Gremlin Today at 8:51 AM

YES

MIXING SWEET AND SAVORY TO THAT DEGREE IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH

 

tshirogane Today at 8:51 AM

how would I get prison time then

 

No more fights Today at 8:52 AM

Take a plea deal?

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:52 AM

Nah he murdered 150 people because they didn’t like pineapple and ham pizza

 

No more fights Today at 8:52 AM

Pretty sure that’s also punishable by death

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:52 AM

Shhhhh


Direct message

@cubanbeauty

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:55 AM

I'm nervous

 

cubanbeauty Today at 8:55 AM

aww what's wrong?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:56 AM

first time interacting with people in person in a while

Well

Non-Shiro and Matt people

 

cubanbeauty Today at 8:56 AM

wait what

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:56 AM

I'm moving in today?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 8:57 AM

What?

why didn't you say anything

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:57 AM

I DON'T KNOW I WAS NERVOUS

 

cubanbeauty Today at 8:58 AM

bb try to calm down it's ok

we get to meet today

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:58 AM

somehow that doesn't make me less nervous

what if you guys think I'm a freak?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 8:59 AM

impossible

No matter what it is that you look like, that won't change my opinion of you

Pidge has already seen you and Hunk is super nice

Mmkay?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:00 AM

yeah I'm sorry I'm being dumb

 

cubanbeauty Today at 9:00 AM

Nononono you're not being dumb

your feelings are totally valid ok?

 

deadlyinstinct

yeah…

well, see ya

literally

 

cubanbeauty

yeah! I can't wait!


Keith tapped his toe, brow knotted with worry as he sat in the Garrison's student office. Shiro offered him a reassuring hand, which Keith gratefully took. He wasn't normally this anxious around others- or at least, he hadn't been the last time he'd done so- but times changed.

His eyes flicked towards the door when it opened, and in stepped Adam Walker.

“Oh, hello Keith,” Adam greeted, smiling at him. “It's been a while.”

“Hey,” Keith acknowledged. “Yeah, it has.”

Shiro nudged Keith gently, clearly trying to get him to do something, follow some social cue he'd missed.

Adam came over and took a seat next to Keith. “Sorry I didn't visit. I'm sure you've been pretty lonely,” he apologized.

Keith shook his head. “It hasn't been so bad. I've had Shiro and his idiot boyfriend.”

Adam clenched his jaw. “R-right.” He gave another smile but it somehow seemed less genuine than the first one. “Well, I'm glad you've been alright. I knew you were in good hands with Shiro. He talks about you plenty .”

Keith nodded, the smile falling from his lips. “Yeah… he can he embarrassing like that,” he agreed. The air of the conversation had grown tense, though Keith wasn't sure he knew why. Were Matt and Adam on bad terms? Did something happen, and that's why Adam never visited?

After an uneasy pause, Shiro cleared his throat. “Well, as I've told you, Keith's going to start classes again. Finally.”

Keith shrugged. “One fewer person to do chores.”

“One fewer person to create messes,” Shiro countered.

Adam gave an almost forced laugh. “Well, you'll be an empty nester for a bit either way.”

“Hey, now that the Garrison doesn't hate my guts, you and Matt could move back in,” Keith pointed out.

“Assuming you don't get yourself kicked out again,” Shiro teased. “But yeah, we could. Might be nice to be closer to work. Cheaper, too. We'll see.”

“Oh, are you and Matt living together?” Adam asked, raising his eyebrows.

“Yeah, he just moved in,” Shiro confirmed.

Adam swallowed. “Congratulations.” He made eye contact with Shiro before breaking it off. He stood up. “I'll… see you guys later.”

“Bye,” Keith responded, waving awkwardly.

“See ya,” Shiro replied.

Adam walked over to the counter and took a couple papers from the man at the desk, having a brief exchange with him. He hurried out of the office.

Keith chuckled. “That was awkward. Did something happen between Adam and Matt?”

“I don't… think so,” Shiro answered. “I… maybe? Matt didn't mention anything, and he doesn't have the best brain-to-mouth filter, so… jeez, I don't know.”

The teenager studied his cousin's face. “You're nervous, too!” he accused. “What happened?”

Shiro spluttered. “I'm not- I'm not nervous!” he maintained, eyes going wide. “And nothing happened!”

“You're not, like… exes, right?”

“No.”

“Did you cheat?”

“God, no!”

Keith folded his arms. “Then what's the story?” he demanded. “You were both acting so weird.”

“There's- there's no story,” Shiro asserted. “Ok? Why don't you let me finish this paperwork?”

“Shiro-”

“Unless you want to do it yourself?” Shiro interrupted.

Keith sighed. “No, I don't want to do it myself.”

“I figured as much,” Shiro stated.

“But this conversation isn't over,” Keith muttered under his breath, looking at his cousin out of the corner of his eye.

Shiro exhaled, exasperated, but didn't say anything after that.


Ze Gays

 

Gremlin Today at 11:15 AM

what am I looking at

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:17 AM

?

 

Gremlin Today at 11:17 AM

there's sheets and blankets on the other bed in my dorm

also a laptop?

GASP

KEITH DID YOU MOVE IN W/O TELLING ME

 

No more fights Today at 11:18 AM

…. maybe

 

Gremlin Today at 11:18 AM

WHERE ARE YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT

 

No more fights Today at 11:18 AM

Office, paperwork and stuff

Shiro's doing most of it

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:19 AM

You'll have to learn how one day

 

No more fights Today at 11:19 AM

But that day is not today

I will mooch off of Shiro as long as he lets me

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:19 AM

God that's a Mood

 

No more fights Today at 11:20 AM

But yeah I’ll betsjmrwmurwjmr

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:20 AM

Keith?

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:20 AM

Pidgey murdered him

 

No more fights Today at 11:22 AM

No I'm ok

He just tackled me

 

Hunkameat Today at 11:22 AM

IS IT TIME FOR A SQUAD MEET UP

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:22 AM

I THINK SO

 

No more fights Today at 11:23 AM

but I'm just doing lame shit in the office

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:23 AM

ask shiro if you can escape

 

No more fights Today at 11:24 AM

Uh ok

He said yes

So

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:24 AM

SQUAD MEET UP?!

 

Hunkameat Today at 11:25 AM

EVERYONE GET TO THE DORM HALL

 

No more fights Today at 11:25 AM

Um

Which one?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:26 AM

Pidgey guide Keith to the suite of Lance McClain and Hunk Garrett

 

Gremlin Today at 11:26 AM

Aight


Lance tapped his toe as he sat on his bed, awaiting his friend's arrival. His chest was tight from equal parts excitement and anxiety. What if Keith didn't like him in person? Sure, they'd chatted over voice, and had plenty of conversations, but… talking in person would be different. Keith's opinion of him was important to him. What if he thought he was too loud, too expressive? That he constantly ran over other people in conversation? He'd mostly just listened in VC. Those were all valid criticisms. Not to mention… he'd referenced how pathetic he was, but it was easy to overlook unless you saw it in action. Now that he was at the Garrison, he could. He could watch Lance crash and burn over and over.

The door slid open and Lance jumped to his feet. Pidge stepped across the threshold, followed by another young man.

Keith.

Lance couldn't stop himself from staring. There he was. His pale skin was dyed lavender, his body dusted with fur, his mullet tinted with a deep violet. His sclera had turned a vibrant yellow. His ears were large and fluffy, and a darkened stripe extended from his jaw to his cheekbones on each side.

“Hi,” Keith greeted, mouth opening in a awkward smile, revealing sharp fangs. His arms were crossed, shoulders tense. He was still wearing that dumb red jacket, though it looked a little tighter and shorter than before.

“Hey,” Lance replied, trying to stop his wandering gaze to settle on the teenager’s eyes and returning the smile in an attempt to give off an air of confidence.

“Uh, you must be Lance,” he mumbled, eyes lowering to his feet.

“Yeah.”

After several seconds of silence, Pidge cleared his throat and suggested, “So yeah. Aliens on Earth.”

Keith chuckled. “Hey, you don't know. Maybe I'm a desert cryptid.”

He shrugged. “Fair enough.”

Hunk burst through the door and immediately swept Keith into a hug from behind. His entire body tensed, yellow eyes turned to plates, his pupils and irises shrinking to catlike slits. Claws slid out over top of his fingernails.

“Nice to meet you, buddy!” Hunk exclaimed.

“Y-you too,” Keith agreed, arms stiff at his sides.

Hunk spun him around and set him back down, holding him in place by the shoulders. “So… you're an alien?”

“I guess?” Keith offered, pupils slowly dilating back to normal. “Never knew my mom, so…”

“When did this happen?” Lance wondered. “You looked normal when you left the Garrison.”

Keith chewed on his lip. It must have been tougher than human lips, because his teeth looked sharp enough to draw blood. “I started changing while I was still at the Garrison,” he explained. “I didn't really understand what was happening, and I didn't really have anyone to talk to about it, so I guess I just kinda… I dunno. I've been like this since before Shiro and Matt got home.”

“Yeah, he gave us a death scare,” Pidge grumbled, hitting him on the arm, hard enough that it should have hurt but Keith looked unperturbed.

“Sorry about that,” he apologized.

Pidge glared at him. “No, you aren't.”

“I'm sorry that you thought I was dead,” Keith clarified. “I'm not sorry that you didn't know where I was. That was kind of the point.”

“Wait, what happened?” Lance asked. He didn't remember anything about Keith dying. Was that a thing?

“Oh, Mr Kogane over here decided to disappear off the FACE OF THE EARTH after he got kicked out of the Garrison,” Pidge growled, digging his finger into Keith's arm. “Nobody knew where the fuck he was. Scared the life out of Shiro when he got home and someone told him ‘oh yeah Keith's presumed dead.’”

Lance crossed his arms. “Yeah, c'mon, man.”

Keith's ears drooped slightly and his gaze dropped to the floor. “Can we please talk about something else?” he requested.

“Yeah, yeah, sorry,” Lance reassured him.

After a moment, Hunk exclaimed, “Oh yeah! GSA!”

Keith's eyebrows shot up. “What about it?”

“Student interest is apparently a lot higher than we thought it would be!” Pidge informed him. “He polled his classes recently and there were a bunch of students interested!”

“Oh, cool,” Keith commented. “Any plans?”

“Yeah, we're gonna have the first official meeting on Wednesday!” Hunk announced. “We need to put up posters and stuff, but it's gonna happen!”

Keith grinned. “That's great!”

“So, we're gonna need your artistic skill,” Pidge requested.

Wait, Keith had artistic skill?

Keith's eyes widened. “Uh, artistic skill? I don't..

I don't have any of that!” he argued. “You didn't… tell people that I did, right?”

Pidge crossed his arms. “Unless you haven't been practicing, which seems unlikely since you haven't done much in the past couple months, you have plenty of skill.”

Lance clapped his hand on Keith's shoulder. “You can draw? You gotta show us!” he encouraged.

Keith averted his gaze. “I, uh… it's… not that good.”

“Better than I could do,” Lance countered. “I can't draw for shit.”

“You seem like an artist,” Keith commented. “I'm sure you'd be good with practice. Anyway, I'm pretty sure the stuff I do wouldn't be good for posters.”

“What do you do, nudes?” Lance joked.

“N-no, of course not! I just draw a lot of… scenery and stuff.”

“Scenery?”

Keith nodded. “Yeah. Landscapes, nature shots, that kind of thing.”

“That would be great for the posters,” Hunk claimed. “Don't you guys think?”

“Totally!” Lance agreed. “Though it would have to be super gay.”

Keith rolled his eyes. “I'll be sure to draw a fairy castle in the clouds with rainbows shooting out of it.”

Pidge laughed. “That's exactly what we need.”

“With a big banner on in that says 'Gay Straight Alliance,’” Lance added. “Anyway! Mr. Smythe already gave us plenty of poster supplies so we can get started whenever!”

“No time like the present, I guess,” Keith remarked.

 

Ze Gays

 

Beach Bitch Today at 1:57 PM

So I just had the most awkward exchange ever

 

Gremlin Today at 1:58 PM

explain

 

Beach Bitch Today at 1:58 PM

I was hanging up one of the gsa posters and who passed me but james griffin?

 

Gremlin Today at 1:58 PM

What happened

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:00 PM

He stared at me, then looked at the poster, and said “GSA, huh? Didn't think you were into that, McClain”

What the FUCK does that mean

 

No more fights Today at 2:00 PM

He didn't know you were available

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:01 PM

Fhhffguffjfj

I don't think that's it Keith

 

No more fights Today at 2:01 PM

Or maybe it was him being like ‘oh sick a fellow gay’

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:02 PM

what makes you think he's gay

 

No more fights Today at 2:02 PM

Uh

Have you met him?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:02 PM

Uh

 

No more fights Today at 2:03 PM

He’s a prick but at least he's a gay prick

 

Gremlin Today at 2:03 PM

Oh my God

 

No more fights Today at 2:03 PM

Am I wrong

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:04 PM

Unlike lotor who's a straight prick

 

No more fights Today at 2:04 PM

gdjdjfeufsfhsjgjd

 

Hunkameat Today at 2:05 PM

He surrounds himself with lesbians, though

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:05 PM

I asked one of them why they had him around and she said ‘oh he's our pet het’

 

Gremlin Today at 2:05 PM

IYESGJSIGGISIGS

 

No more fights Today at 2:05 PM

Honestly that's really iconic

 

Hunkameat Today at 2:06 PM

Yeah honestly

 

Mattaticate Today at 2:12 PM

I saw one of your guy's posters they look great

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:13 PM

Aww thanks!

 

Mattaticate Today at 2:13 PM

I remember when I was but a small pan

Fresh to the world

An innocent soul

 

Gremlin Today at 2:13 PM

when were you innocent

 

Mattaticate Today at 2:13 PM

when I was a child

 

Gremlin Today at 2:14 PM

I thought you were a little shit

 

No more fights Today at 2:14 PM

No Pidge that's when you were a child

He was a teenager

 

Gremlin Today at 2:14 PM

Oh yeah

I forget that he's older than me sometimes

 

Mattaticate Today at 2:15 PM

I'm SEVEN YEARS OLDER THAN YOU

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FORGET THAT

 

Gremlin Today at 2:15 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ maybe if you acted like an adult I'd think of you as adult

 

Mattaticate Today at 2:15 PM

Do you want fucking go, Kermit?

 

Gremlin Today at 2:15 PM

Yeah, I'll fuck you up

 

Mattaticate Today at 2:16 PM

Oh, Kermit!

 

Gremlin Today at 2:16 PM

Oh

Hold on gloves coming off

 

Mattaticate Today at 2:16 PM

You fucking

 

Gremlin Today at 2:16 PM

You wanna go?

You wanna go?

 

Mattaticate Today at 2:16 PM

You pig fucking piece of shit

I'll fucking murder you I'll fucking kill you

 

Gremlin Today at 2:16 PM

Fuck you

 

Mattaticate Today at 2:17 PM

I'll take you down to sesame street

Big bird’s a part of my crew

You're fucking screwed

Are you a muppet or from sesame street nobody can fucking can tell you cause you don't even fucking know you piece of fucking- of fucking

 

Gremlin Today at 2:17 PM

Kermit

 

No more fights Today at 2:17 PM

I think you killed him

In your rage

 

Mattaticate Today at 2:18 PM

Nah man he can take a little bit more than that

 

Gremlin Today at 2:18 PM

Yeah come at me bro

 

Mattaticate Today at 2:18 PM

No you little fucking scrub

Anyway!

I talked to Smythe and he said he's gonna make a GSA signup booth! Also I gave Allura Pidge's contact info because I don't have anyone else's

 

No more fights Today at 2:19 PM

You have mine?

 

Mattaticate Today at 2:19 PM

Huh I guess I do lol

Oh well

 

Gremlin Today at 2:19 PM

k I'll just go have my sexuality crisis brb

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:20 PM

mood

 

No more fights Today at 2:20 PM

Who's Allura, again?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:20 PM

Uhhh

Yknow that girl with the white hair and dark skin?

She's a goddess?

Nice accent?

 

No more fights Today at 2:21 PM

Uhhhhh

I'm sorry if I didn't get in a fight with them I don't remember them

 

Gremlin Today at 2:21 PM

gfufjdssstjjteet

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:21 PM

Hm not a great standard

 

 

Messenger

 

2:34 PM

 

Unknown number

Hello! Is this Pidge Gunderson?

 

Me

Who is this?

 

Unknown number

This is Allura Altea. Matt Holt told me I could contact you about the GSA?

 

Me

Oh yeah

Yeah this is Pidge

Hold up Lance was planning on making a GSA group chat

 

Allura

That's a wonderful idea!

 

Me

I'll talk to him about it and get you a link

 

Allura

Oh! Thank you, Pidge!


Ze Gays

 

Gremlin Today at 2:42 PM

Lance you got that GSA chat up?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:44 PM

I sure do

https://discord.gg/xxxxxx

 

You are invited to join a server

The Garrison GSA

 

Gremlin Today at 2:44 PM

Neat thanks

 

Beach Bitch Today at 2:44 PM

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ 

 

Gremlin Today at 2:44 PM

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ 

 

 

Messenger

 

2:45 PM

 

Me

Alright do you have a discord account

 

Allura

Yes

Why?

 

Me

https://discord.gg/xxxxxx

 

Allura

Thank you!

 

 

The Garrison GSA

 

->It's a bird! It's a plane! Nevermind, it's just Kogayne.

 

->Fryingpan hopped into the server. Kangaroo!!

 

->Welcome, GreenAro. We were expecting you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

->Roses are red, violets are blue, alienprincess joined the server with you

 

boiBI Today at 2:48 PM

welcome everyone!

 

alienprincess Today at 2:48 PM

Hello, everyone! I'm Allura Altea!

 

boiBI Today at 2:49 PM

Welcome, princess

I'm Lance McClain

 

Kogayne Today at 2:49 PM

Keith

 

GreenAro Today at 2:49 PM

I'm Pidge

 

Fryingpan Today at 2:50 PM

My name's Hunk. It's nice to meet you, Allura!

 

alienprincess Today at 2:50 PM

It's nice to meet you all.

 

Kogayne Today at 2:50 PM

yeah you too

 

alienprincess Today at 2:51 PM

Would it be a good idea to set our screen names as our actual names?

 

Kogayne Today at 2:51 PM

Mine already is

 

Fryingpan Today at 2:51 PM

Yeah that's probably a good idea

 

boiBI Today at 2:52 PM

:( that's boring

 

GreenAro Today at 2:52 PM

Yeah jeez

 

Hunk Today at 2:53 PM

Alright here we are

 

boiBI Today at 2:53 PM

Keith I can't help but notice that your screen name is a nickname I gave you at like 2 am

 

Kogayne Today at 2:54 PM

Yeah

 

Pidge Today at 2:54 PM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Kogayne Today at 2:54 PM

What

 

Pidge Today at 2:54 PM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Kogayne Today at 2:54 PM

cease, Gremlin


Ze Gays

 

Mattaticate Today at 3:01 PM

Oh is everyone in the GSA server now?

;-;

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:01 PM

You could join…

 

Mattaticate Today at 3:02 PM

But I'm an adult and stuff

I don't wanna cramp your style

 

Gremlin Today at 3:02 PM

You're plenty immature dw about it

 

Mattaticate Today at 3:02 PM

Hmm

Alright babe wanna hop in?

@likespineappleonhispizza

Baaabe

 

likespineappleonhispizza Today at 3:03 PM

Hm?

Who changed my name?

 

No more fights Today at 3:03 PM

The world needs to know of your sins

 

likespineappleonhispizza Today at 3:04 PM

Keith….

Anyway, are you asking my opinion on whether or not we should join?

 

Mattaticate Today at 3:04 PM

Yeah

 

likespineappleonhispizza Today at 3:05 PM

I think we should ask the members in that server

Could one of you poll them, please?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:05 PM

You got it

 

likespineappleonhispizza Today at 3:05 PM

Thank you, Lance


The Garrison GSA

 

Lance Today at 3:06 PM

Ok y'all

Matt and Shiro are planning on helping with the GSA as like adult volunteer/facilitator type ppl

 

Allura Today at 3:07 PM

Oh, that's wonderful!

 

Lance Today at 3:07 PM

Yeah

Anyway they were wondering how y'all would feel about them being in this chat?

 

Kogayne Today at 3:08 PM

Absolutely not

 

Lance Today at 3:08 PM

What? Why?

 

Kogayne Today at 3:08 PM

I already have an oversaturation of those two they're TAKING OVER MY LIFE

 

Pidge Today at 3:09 PM

Lol

 

Kogayne Today at 3:09 PM

Next thing you know they're gonna be like ‘oh, Keith, we're gonna eat lunch with you and your friends’

 

Lance Today at 3:09 PM

Oh my God

 

Pidge Today at 3:10 PM

Please no I don't want to see Matt's ugly mug every day

 

Allura Today at 3:10 PM

Well, I'm not against it, but the others seem opposed, so…

 

Kogayne Today at 3:11 PM

I'm joking, I'm joking

 

Lance Today at 3:11 PM

You love him

 

Kogayne Today at 3:11 PM

◔_◔

 

Pidge Today at 3:12 PM

I have pictures of you cuddling with him

 

Kogayne Today at 3:12 PM

I have pictures of you cuddling with Matt

 

Pidge Today at 3:12 PM

It appears we have reached an impasse, Kogane

 

Kogayne Today at 3:12 PM

So we have, Gunderson

 

Allura Today at 3:13 PM

I'm glad you all know each other already.


Ze Gays

 

Mattaticate Today at 3:14 PM

what's the consensus

 

Beach Bitch Today at 3:14 PM

We're down to have you in

 

Mattaticate Today at 3:15 PM

Neat


The Garrison GSA

 

->Challenger approaching - Matt has appeared!

 

Matt Today at 3:16 PM

Hey!

 

->tshirogane just arrived. Seems OP - please nerf.

 

tshirogane Today at 3:16 PM

Hello, children.

 

Pidge Today at 3:16 PM

Father

 

tshirogane Today at 3:17 PM

Oh, no.

 

Lance Today at 3:17 PM

Daddy

 

tshirogane Today at 3:17 PM

Yep that's what I was afraid of

 

Allura Today at 3:18 PM

Hello, Shiro and Matt! I met Matt earlier today, but it's still an honor to meet you. The work you've done is incredible, especially given your age

 

Matt Today at 3:18 PM

tdidfsutstu that's so sweet

 

tshirogane Today at 3:18 PM

Oh, that's

Thank you

 

Kogayne Today at 3:18 PM

They're still chaotic gays though

 

Matt Today at 3:19 PM

I feel called out

 

tshirogane Today at 3:19 PM

Betrayed by my own blood

 

Matt Today at 3:19 PM

This is so sad

 

Allura Today at 5:14 PM

So I've messaged all of the students who expressed interest in participating

 

tshirogane Today at 5:14 PM

Thank you, Allura.

 

Allura Today at 5:15 PM

Absolutely! I'm really excited to see this club come together

 

Lance Today at 5:15 PM

Me too! This is gonna be amazing

 

->Ready player griffindork

 

Kogayne Today at 5:17 PM

Nice username

 

griffindork Today at 5:17 PM

What?

 

Lance Today at 5:17 PM

Oh hey…. James?

 

James Today at 5:18 PM

Hello

 

Kogayne Today at 5:18 PM

Oh

Hey

 

James Today at 5:18 PM

What are you doing here, Kogane?

 

Kogayne Today at 5:19 PM

Being gay

You?

 

James Today at 5:19 PM

…. same thing

But, weren't you removed from the Garrison

 

Kogayne Today at 5:19 PM

Well yeah but I'm back

Kicking me out was homophobia

 

James Today at 5:20 PM

What? Why?

 

Kogayne Today at 5:20 PM

Because I'm gay and it bothered me

 

James Today at 5:20 PM

That's not that works

 

Pidge Today at 5:21 PM

Of course it is what did you think homophobia was

 

James Today at 5:21 PM

sighs

 

->Cheers, love! Rizotto has arrived!

 

Rizotto Today at 5:21 PM

James those two are right

 

Lance Today at 5:22 PM

Hiya who's this?

 

Nadia Today at 5:22 PM

I'm Nadia Rizavi

 

Lance Today at 5:23 PM

Hi, Nadia! Don't we have stats together?

 

Nadia Today at 5:23 PM

Yup!

 

Lance Today at 5:23 PM

Cool

 

Pidge Today at 5:28 PM

This name is cramping my style

 

Kogayne Today at 5:28 PM

So change it

 

Pidgeot Today at 5:29 PM

The classic

 

Lancelot Today at 5:29 PM

Classic

 

Hunkelot Today at 5:29 PM

Can I join

 

Pidgeot Today at 5:30 PM

Sure

 

Mattaticate Today at 5:30 PM

So as long as it includes our name we're good?

 

Allura Today at 5:31 PM

This concerns me

 

James Today at 5:31 PM

What is this server

 

Lancelot Today at 5:31 PM

Awesome

 

Kogayne Today at 5:31 PM

Gay

 

Pidge Today at 5:31 PM

Too fun for people like you

 

Nadia Today at 5:32 PM

Called out

 

James Today at 5:32 PM

This is homophobia

 

Lancelot Today at 5:32 PM

Jtetjsjtsjtwtsjjtsjtw

 

Pidgeot Today at 5:32 PM

dgkstdtisutsuts

 

Kogayne Today at 5:33 PM

You're a real piece of work, Griffin

 

James Today at 5:33 PM

At least I've never been kicked out of the Garrison

 

Kogayne Today at 5:33 PM

At least you have living parents

 

James Today at 5:34 PM

Wh

 

tshirogane Today at 5:34 PM

Keith, don't bring that into this

 

Kogayne Today at 5:34 PM

Hey, it's our dead parents

 

tshirogane Today at 5:35 PM

Keith…

 

Pidgeot Today at 5:35 PM

I feel like this chat is just going to be Keith and James getting in fights while Shiro vaguely discourages it but is too tired to actually do anything

 

tshirogane Today at 5:36 PM

Please stay out of fights, Keith. I love you but you're a mess

 

Kogayne Today at 5:36 PM

Says you

 

tshirogane Today at 5:36 PM

I'm your cousin, it runs in the family

Sorry about that, James

 

James Today at 5:37 PM

Uh….

 

Nadia Today at 5:37 PM

Not to be straight but I already love you Shiro

 

tshirogane Today at 5:37 PM

That's very sweet of you, Nadia. You seem like a fine young lady(?) as well

 

Nadia Today at 5:38 PM

Yep I'm a lady

 

Allura Today at 5:38 PM

Oh yes we should do pronouns!

 

James Today at 5:38 PM

Isn't anyone else coming?

 

Allura Today at 5:39 PM

That is true…

We'll wait for them


Ze Gays

 

No more fights Today at 5:52 PM

Well I guess James is in the GSA

 

Gremlin Today at 5:53 PM

He is gay

 

No more fights Today at 5:53 PM

Yeah that's true

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:53 PM

I hope this gets lots of people it'll be super fun!

 

Mattaticate Today at 5:53 PM

I wonder if you'll get any straight allies

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:54 PM

Great question

 

No more fights Today at 5:54 PM

I hope not

 

tshirogane Today at 5:55 PM

Why? It's called the gay straight alliance for a reason, Keith

You need straights to have a gay straight alliance

 

No more fights Today at 5:55 PM

That is true

I hope our token straight isn't, like… lotor

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:56 PM

Amazing how you remembered him but not me

 

No more fights Today at 5:56 PM

I'm better at remembering ppl if I hate their guts

 

Gremlin Today at 5:56 PM

Who's lotor?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:56 PM

A straight prick

 

No more fights Today at 5:57 PM

A prick who isn't gay

 

Beach Bitch Today at 5:57 PM

You know the guy who has long really light hair?

Looks like legolas but douchier and less hot?

 

Gremlin Today at 5:57 PM

Oh yeah him

He's in a couple of my classes


The Garrison GSA

 

Kogayne Today at 6:02 PM

Hey Allura who all signed up?

 

Allura Today at 6:03 PM

Well, the people who expressed interest were Acxa Kang, Shay Balmera, Romelle Martin, Ezor Ashworth, Zethrid Silveira, Narti Rao, Veronica McClain, and Lotor Galra

In addition to James and Nadia, obviously

 

Kogayne Today at 6:03 PM

Does Veronica McClain happen to have any relation to Lance McClain

 

Lancelot Today at 6:04 PM

Yep! She's my big sister!

 

Kogayne Today at 6:04 PM

Oh nice

I hope she's as nice as her brother

 

Lancelot Today at 6:04 PM

kgdkydtkdjte that's super sweet Keith what the fuck

 

Kogayne Today at 6:05 PM

<3


Direct message

@mrhotbuns

 

cubanbeauty Today at 6:05 PM

So my life just flashed before my eyes?

 

mrhotbuns Today at 6:05 PM

Why???

 

cubanbeauty Today at 6:05 PM

Keith just sent a heart at me??

 

mrhotbuns Today at 6:05 PM

Is your crush back???

 

cubanbeauty Today at 6:06 PM

Sh-shut up

 

mrhotbuns Today at 6:06 PM

I think he likes you back this time

 

cubanbeauty Today at 6:06 PM

If you send a heart to someone you're either flirting or friendzoning

 

mrhotbuns Today at 6:06 PM

I'm not sure you're right about that but ok

 

cubanbeauty Today at 6:07 PM

gkhkyrrykktr hunk your not HELPING

 

mrhotbuns Today at 6:07 PM

Listen I'm sorry I just don't know what to say?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 6:07 PM

… that's fair I'm sorry

 

mrhotbuns Today at 6:08 PM

<3

 

cubanbeauty Today at 6:08 PM

<33333

 

Ze Gays

 

No more fights Today at 6:12 PM

So I guess Lotor might be a thing

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:12 PM

Slams head against the wall

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:12 PM

Bb no

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:13 PM

It's a HET

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:13 PM

Hey some of them are cool

 

No more fights Today at 6:13 PM

Name one

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:14 PM

My parents

 

No more fights Today at 6:14 PM

Name one teenager

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:14 PM

Silly rabbit I don't know any het teenagers

 

No more fights Today at 6:15 PM

Fair enough

 

Hunkameat Today at 6:15 PM

I say we give him a chance

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:15 PM

Fine

 

No more fights Today at 6:16 PM

We don't really have a choice

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:16 PM

WAIT there was this girl in Cuba

Her name was Plaxum

She was cool

 

No more fights Today at 6:16 PM

Oh ok

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:16 PM

Yeah


The Garrison GSA

 

->Ermagherd. tittycity is here

 

tittycity Today at 6:24 PM

So. Opinion on public showers here

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:25 PM

New user who dis?

 

tittycity Today at 6:25 PM

I'm Ezor it's nice to meat you

 

Kogayne Today at 6:25 PM

Do you mean meet?

 

Ezor Today at 6:25 PM

Do I?

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:26 PM

Oh my god

 

Lancelot Today at 6:26 PM

They're whatever

Don't have a strong opinion

 

Kogayne Today at 6:26 PM

I hate public showers

 

Shiro Today at 6:26 PM

It's true. He uses mine rather than the public ones.

 

Kogayne Today at 6:27 PM

Can you blame my though

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:27 PM

I dunno, when I was a student I loved them

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:27 PM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:27 PM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Ezor Today at 6:28 PM

Relatable

 

Shiro Today at 6:28 PM

Matt no

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:28 PM

Babe why not

Do you hate to think of me looking at other men

 

Shiro Today at 6:29 PM

It's because there are children here, Matt

 

Ezor Today at 6:29 PM

Wait is this the Garrison's hottest couple

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:29 PM

Uh yes?

 

Ezor Today at 6:29 PM

Wait no that's me and Zethrid

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:30 PM

But Shiro has the best titties and I'm a great twink

 

Ezor Today at 6:30 PM

I'll give you that

 

Allura Today at 6:30 PM

Oh, hello Ezor! I'm sorry I wasn't here to greet you!

 

Ezor Today at 6:30 PM

Nah it's fine

Also I can smell y'all's disdain at having a het but I promise he's cool once you get to know him

 

Kogayne Today at 6:30 PM

I thought he was your pet het

 

Ezor Today at 6:30 PM

That he is

Also I love your username but what's your name Kogayne

 

Kogayne Today at 6:30 PM

Keith

 

Ezor Today at 6:31 PM

Ohhhhh

I'm a huge fan of your work

 

Kogayne Today at 6:31 PM

Thanks

 

Ezor Today at 6:38 PM

Magic mirror on the wall, who's the gayest of them all?

 

Shiro Today at 6:38 PM

Me

I'm the oldest, so I've been gay the longest

 

Lancelot Today at 6:38 PM

Solid logic

 

Kogayne Today at 6:39 PM

You've been gay the longest, but has your gayness been the most extreme?

 

Shiro Today at 6:39 PM

Yes, I'm dating

And you're still single

 

Kogayne Today at 6:39 PM

I feel called out

 

Lancelot Today at 6:39 PM

Oof

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:39 PM

But, have you considered: Keith's gay and you're bi?

 

Shiro Today at 6:40 PM

Well… to be honest, I don't think I am

I can't really see myself with a woman

I think I just called myself that because ‘better safe than confused later on’ but…

Well, I guess it doesn't really matter

I'm too old to be questioning this

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:40 PM

You're never too old to be questioning

 

Kogayne Today at 6:40 PM

^

 

Lancelot Today at 6:40 PM

^^^^^

 

Hunkelot Today at 6:40 PM

^^^^^^^^^

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:40 PM

God Shiro you're valid

 

Allura Today at 6:40 PM

^!!!

 

Shiro Today at 6:41 PM

You guys are so sweet

 

Ezor Today at 6:41 PM

Oh this is so wholesome

But have you considered I'm the gayest

 

Kogayne Today at 6:41 PM

Nah I think Shiro is

He's pretty old

 

Shiro Today at 6:42 PM

But, now that that’s out of the way

Bi people aren't any less gay than gay people

 

Lancelot Today at 6:42 PM

Truth

 

Kogayne Today at 6:42 PM

That's true

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:43 PM

Oh shit you right sorry bis

 

Lancelot Today at 6:43 PM

No prob Pidgeon

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:43 PM

Neat

 

Allura Today at 6:43 PM

You guys are so sweet to one another

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:44 PM

You shouldve seen our insult contest the other night

 

Lancelot Today at 6:44 PM

That was a good time

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:45 PM

That was all fun and games

When it really counts we're there for one another

 

Lancelot Today at 6:45 PM

<3

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:45 PM

<3

 

Hunkelot Today at 6:45 PM

<3

 

Shiro Today at 6:45 PM

<3

 

Nadia Today at 6:45 PM

Ugh y'all getting friendship horny on main

 

Pidgeot Today at 6:45 PM

Right? Jesus.

 

Lancelot Today at 6:46 PM

In this good Christian household? Yes. Every day


Direct message

@Rizotto

 

griffindork Today at 7:01 PM

Nadia

 

Rizotto Today at 7:01 PM

You rang?

 

griffindork Today at 7:01 PM

I just processed who Shiro was

I've been so disrespectful!

 

Rizotto Today at 7:02 PM

James he clearly doesn't care

 

griffindork Today at 7:02 PM

Still I wanted to make a good impression

 

Rizotto Today at 7:02 PM

Ok but have you considered: you're both gay. automatic in with him

 

griffindork Today at 7:03 PM

I don't think that's how this works

 

Rizotto Today at 7:03 PM

Sure it is

Look who he's hanging out with

Keith and his “loser” queer squad

 

griffindork Today at 7:03 PM

That's because he's related to Keith

 

Rizotto Today at 7:04 PM

And because he likes them?

Think: what do they have that you don't?

 

griffindork Today at 7:04 PM

Keith likes them

 

Rizotto Today at 7:04 PM

Shit u right

Anyway I'm sure your fine

His first intro to you was you getting in a fight with his baby cousin over said cousin’s dead parents but he doesn't seem to dislike you so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

griffindork Today at 7:04 PM

Uh

 

Rizotto Today at 7:05 PM

Also you should apologize for that you were a piece of work

 

griffindork Today at 7:05 PM

That was years ago, Nadia

 

Rizotto Today at 7:05 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Never too late to say you're sorry

Especially if you're missing more than just their body

 

griffindork Today at 7:06 PM

NOPE NOPE THIS CONVERSATION’S OVER

 

Rizotto Today at 7:06 PM

Loser


The Garrison GSA

 

Nadia Today at 7:08 PM

James was into Justin Bieber when he was 13

 

Kogayne Today at 7:08 PM

Jgsgsjgugeugeuge

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:08 PM

Rygkyekgdogddyk

 

Lancelot Today at 7:09 PM

Oh my GOD REALLY

 

Hunkelot Today at 7:09 PM

Lance you were into the beach boys from the ages of 8 to 13, give or take

 

Kogayne Today at 7:09 PM

Somehow Bieber is worse

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:10 PM

Agreed

 

James Today at 7:10 PM

Nadia find new friends I'm breaking up with you

Such homophobia

 

Ezor Today at 7:10 PM

Much wow

 

->Welcome, axegay. Stay awhile and listen.

 

axegay Today at 7:13 PM

Ezor PLEASE let that meme die

 

Ezor Today at 7:13 PM

Never

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:13 PM

New phone who dis

 

Acxa Today at 7:14 PM

I'm Acxa

 

Allura Today at 7:14 PM

Welcome, Acxa!

 

Acxa Today at 7:14 PM

Thanks

 

Ezor Today at 7:33 PM

Tag yourself as a bad LGBT trope I'm the psycho lesbian

 

Shiro Today at 7:34 PM

I'm the buried gay

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:34 PM

I'm the aroace incapable of love or emotion

 

Hunkelot Today at 7:34 PM

I'm the pan who ends up with a woman and everyone's like ‘no see they're straight’

 

Kogayne Today at 7:35 PM

I'm the edgy queer

 

Lancelot Today at 7:35 PM

I'm the erased bi who just needs to be reminded that I only like women

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:35 PM

I'm the promiscuous queer

 

Shiro Today at 7:35 PM

You're in a committed relationship

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:35 PM

*horny queer

 

James Today at 7:36 PM

I'm the gay best friend

 

Nadia Today at 7:36 PM

But you have gay friends

 

James Today at 7:36 PM

Doesn't matter

 

Acxa Today at 7:37 PM

I'm the seductive lesbian who's trying to win over a straight girl

 

Allura Today at 7:37 PM

I'm the lesbian who rejects all the men but somehow the protagonist makes me realize men aren't so bad

 

Nadia Today at 7:38 PM

I'm the fierce queen who straight men think is a bitch

 

Allura Today at 7:38 PM

Preach, queen

 

->Lorealharis has arrived. Party's over.

 

Lorealharis Today at 7:38 PM

Hello, all

 

Ezor Today at 7:39 PM

Oh it's the token straight!

 

Lotor Today at 7:39 PM

Hello, Ezor

Yes, I'm the token straight. I'll accept that.

 

Allura Today at 7:39 PM

Hello, Lotor

 

Lotor Today at 7:39 PM

Hello, princess.

 

Allura Today at 7:39 PM

It's a pleasure

 

Lotor Today at 7:39 PM

The pleasure’s all mine, dear

 

Kogayne Today at 7:40 PM

Oh. A het.

 

Lotor Today at 7:40 PM

We're not all bad

 

Shiro Today at 7:40 PM

He's teasing

 

Kogayne Today at 7:40 PM

Uh huh

Sure I am

 

Shiro Today at 7:41 PM

Keith.

 

Kogayne Today at 7:41 PM

Shito.

 

Lancelot Today at 7:41 PM

*Shiro

 

Kogayne Today at 7:42 PM

I know what I said

 

Nadia Today at 7:42 PM

Not to be straight but I love you, Keith

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:42 PM

Give it a couple days, his shit wears thin

 

Allura Today at 7:47 PM

Narti just informed me that she doesn't generally like group chats and therefore will not be joining us here

But she plans to attend meetings

 

Ezor Today at 7:47 PM

That's fair

Text to speech must get crazy here

 

Lancelot Today at 7:47 PM

Oof yeah

 

Nadia Today at 7:48 PM

Especially since we're all gay except Lotor and therefore keysmash

 

Acxa Today at 7:48 PM

Yeah, that's why she generally prefers calls

 

Shiro Today at 7:48 PM

I don't

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:49 PM

I'm like 97% sure I have screenshots of you keysmashing

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(A screenshot of the previous day depicting the conversation at 7 PM, during which Shiro did keysmash)

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:50 PM

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(A screenshot of Shiro's aggressive keysmashing the previous night at 7:59 Pam)

 

Shiro Today at 7:50 PM

Ok, ok, I get it

 

Lotor Today at 7:51 PM

That group chat looks… chaotic

 

Pidgeot Today at 7:51 PM

It's a bunch of chaotic gays hanging out what tf do you expect

 

Kogayne Today at 7:51 PM

Honestly last night was so wild

 

Ezor Today at 7:51 PM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Lotor Today at 7:52 PM

Ezor, I don't believe that's what he meant

 

Ezor Today at 7:52 PM

Sure it is

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:52 PM

We have a real good time together ;)

 

Lancelot Today at 7:52 PM

;)))

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:52 PM

;)))))))))))

 

Kogayne Today at 7:52 PM

You guys are the worst

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:04 PM

Baaabe

 

Shiro Today at 8:05 PM

Hm?

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:05 PM

Nothing I just wanted to call you babe

 

Shiro Today at 8:05 PM

Oh

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:06 PM

Oh yeah you guys get to deal with this shit now too

 

Allura Today at 8:06 PM

Well, I think it's sweet

 

Lancelot Today at 8:06 PM

Not as sweet as you, princess

 

Shiro Today at 8:07 PM

Lance

 

Kogayne Today at 8:07 PM

Lance

 

Pidgeot Today at 8:07 PM

Lants

 

Lants Today at 8:07 PM

Ok ok

 

Nadia Today at 8:08 PM

You're a lot less serious than your sister

 

Keef Today at 8:08 PM

What's his sister like?

 

Pedge Today at 8:09 PM

Yeah is she cute?

 

Lants Today at 8:09 PM

Yes, but she's off limits, guys

 

Honk Today at 8:09 PM

V? She's great

 

Shuro Today at 8:09 PM

I think I've met her once or twice. She's a very respectable young lady

 

Mart Today at 8:10 PM

shiro you sound like a fifty year old teacher talking about one of his students

 

Lotor Today at 8:11 PM

Why did all of you change your names?

 

Ezor Today at 8:11 PM

They're a squad

Squad names

 

Shuro Today at 8:11 PM

What does that mean, Matt?

 

Mart Today at 8:11 PM

Babe you're so old

 

Keef Today at 8:12 PM

And yet you're fucking him

 

Lants Today at 8:12 PM

fajfsjffufsvsfggsgg


Direct message

@deadlyinstinct

 

tshirogane Today at 9:06 PM

Hey how are you doing?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:06 PM

I'm a little overwhelmed, but I'm alright

 

tshirogane Today at 9:06 PM

Ok

You can talk to me about it whenever you want

You have a whole support system

Ok?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:06 PM

Yeah ik

 

tshirogane Today at 9:07 PM

Ok

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:07 PM

So what was going on with Adam this morning

 

tshirogane Today at 9:07 PM

Uh

What do you mean?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:08 PM

You were acting… a little strange

And so was he

Please be honest

 

tshirogane Today at 9:08 PM

I…

Honestly, I have a lot to think about. I don't have an answer for you right now.

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:08 PM

Talk to me

 

tshirogane Today at 9:11 PM

I love Matt. I absolutely adore him. But… I think I have feelings for Adam too. And it scares me because I don't know what to say about it or… or if I should at all?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:11 PM

Have you heard of polyamory?

 

tshirogane Today at 9:37 PM

I… I don't know what to say

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:38 PM

Think about it. Want me to plant the idea in Matt's head?

 

tshirogane Today at 9:38 PM

I

I need to think about it

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:38 PM

Fair enough

 

tshirogane Today at 9:39 PM

Thanks, Keith

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:39 PM

Of course

 

tshirogane Today at 9:40 PM

Be sure to get plenty of sleep! I love you!

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:40 PM

I love you too


Direct message

@pokepowered

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:49 PM

Hey Pidge

 

pokepowered Today at 9:49 PM

What's up

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:50 PM

Do you happen to know where Matt stands on polyamory

 

pokepowered Today at 9:50 PM

:eyes:

Whyyyy?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:50 PM

Can't say

 

pokepowered Today at 9:51 PM

:eyes::eyes::eyes:

Alright

I don't know for sure but I can't picture him being against it

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:51 PM

Alright just curious

 

pokepowered Today at 9:51 PM

Riiiiiiight

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:52 PM

Mmhmm

 

pokepowered Today at 9:52 PM

Do you want me to ask?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:52 PM

Not… yet

 

pokepowered Today at 9:52 PM

If you say so



Chapter Text

The Garrison GSA


Nadia Today at 7:08 AM

How can you tell if someone's gay

I'm asking for a friend

 

Shuro Today at 7:12 AM

Well, you can ask them

 

Nadia Today at 7:13 AM

That seems awfully forward

And what if they are but they're not like

ready to be out

 

Ezor Today at 7:13 AM

Put the moves on them and see if they're into it

 

Nadia Today at 7:13 AM

What if theyre like ‘oh I didn't realize you saw me that way’ and now it's awkward

 

Mart Today at 7:13 AM

Ask them if they like anyone

In a teasing way

If they like someone of the opposite gender they're not gay (could be bi or pan or smth in that case tho) and you can pass it off as a you just teasing your friend

 

Pedge Today at 7:14 AM

Just ask them out you coward

Don't ‘put the moves on them’

Ask them straight out

 

Keef Today at 7:14 AM

*gay out

 

Pedge Today at 7:14 AM

Thanks that's a very helpful contribution Keith

 

Lants Today at 7:14 AM

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ 

 

Keef Today at 7:14 AM

Sighs

(☞◔_◔)☞ 

 

Lants Today at 7:15 AM

That’s horrible

 

Pedge Today at 7:15 AM

I hate that so much

 

Nadia Today at 7:15 AM

Never make that face again

 

Keef Today at 7:15 AM

(•_o)

 

Lants Today at 7:16 AM

Pidge is he like smirking

 

Pedge Today at 7:16 AM

No

He looks dead inside

 

Keef Today at 7:16 AM

That's because I am

 

Nadia Today at 7:16 AM

Mood

 

Shuro Today at 7:16 AM

Me too

 

Lants Today at 7:16 AM

Mood

 

Pedge Today at 7:16 AM

Mood

 

Mart Today at 7:17 AM

My beautiful boyfriend is the only thing keeping me alive

 

Shuro Today at 7:17 AM

What about science

I think you like science more than me

 

Mart Today at 7:17 AM

Yes but I don't love science

 

Shuro Today at 7:17 AM

Aww, babe

 

Mart Today at 7:17 AM

<3

 

Shuro Today at 7:17 AM

<3

 

Keef Today at 7:18 AM

Absolutely disgusting

 

Pedge Today at 7:18 AM

Go away

 

Nadia Today at 7:18 AM

Y'all getting romance horny on main

 

Mart Today at 7:18 AM

Did I say boyfriend? I meant boyfriend's cock

 

Shuro Today at 7:18 AM

I retract my heart

 

Mart Today at 7:18 AM

No, babe

 

Shuro Today at 7:18 AM

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were in it for my body

Maybe I'll just have to find a new boyfriend who loves me for who I am wipes away a tear

 

Mart Today at 7:19 AM

Babe wait

 

Shuro Today at 7:19 AM

No it's too late, Matthew

This is the last straw

 

Mart Today at 7:19 AM

.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

 

Keef Today at 7:20 AM

I'm like 80% sure they're cuddling in bed rn

Sorry to spoil your roleplay

 

Mart Today at 7:20 AM

Yeah jeez we can't have passionate makeup sex if we didn't have a fight

 

Shuro Today at 7:20 AM

Matthew.

 

Pedge Today at 7:20 AM

Take it to DMs

 

Keef Today at 7:20 AM

They're right next to each other they don't need to

In other news it's my first day of school in… a long time

 

James Today at 7:25 AM

Who's fault is that

 

Keef Today at 7:25 AM

It was a combination of a lot of factors, James

 

Pedge Today at 7:26 AM

Shiro because otherwise he would still be hiding out in the desert

 

Shuro Today at 7:26 AM

And also because I took away his entire support system by going on the Kerberos mission

 

Keef Today at 7:26 AM

Don't tell me you still feel guilty about that

 

Shuro Today at 7:27 AM

My baby cousin suffered because I was focused on my career

Why wouldn't I feel guilty?

 

Keef Today at 7:27 AM

It worked out in the long run, Shiro. Everything's fine

 

Shuro Today at 7:27 AM

Still…

 

Allura Today at 7:31 AM

What have I walked in on?

 

Pedge Today at 7:31 AM

Broganes getting family horny on main

 

Nadia Today at 7:31 AM

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ 

 

Pedge Today at 7:31 AM

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ 

 

Allura Today at 7:32 AM

And to answer your earlier question, Nadia, I think you should just be honest. Lotor asked me out a couple years ago and I told him that I was gay and it wasn't awkward

 

Lotor Today at 7:32 AM

Well, it was a little awkward for a bit

 

Allura Today at 7:32 AM

Yes, but not in the long run

 

Nadia Today at 7:32 AM

And now you're only friends with lesbians

 

Lotor Today at 7:32 AM

That's true

And I regret nothing



Direct message

@tshirogane

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:09 AM

Shiro help

Help everyone's staring at me

 

tshirogane Today at 8:09 AM

This is Matt Shiro's driving

Shiro says do your best to ignore them

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:09 AM

That's kind of hard

 

tshirogane Today at 8:10 AM

I know bb

It's ok

Just focus on your friends

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:11 AM

It's hard

 

tshirogane Today at 8:11 AM

I know your anxious but you can do this

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:11 AM

It's just so overwhelming

 

tshirogane Today at 8:11 AM

Just breathe, Keith

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:12 AM

I'm really freaked out shatt

 

tshirogane Today at 8:12 AM

I know, but I know you can do this

You're strong

You've got this

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:12 AM

I'll do my best

Thanks shatt

 

tshirogane Today at 8:12 AM

Of course

We love you, Keith

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:13 AM

You too



Direct message

@pokepowered

 

mattaticate Today at 8:18 AM

I think I saw something I wasn't supposed to see

 

pokepowered Today at 8:19 AM

Are we talking a penis or are we talking a private conversation

 

mattaticate Today at 8:19 AM

Keith texted shiro while we were driving and I read a private conversation of theirs (edited)

 

pokepowered Today at 8:20 AM

Shiro gave you his passcode because he trusts you I'm sure it's fine

 

mattaticate Today at 8:20 AM

PIDGE I REALLY DON'T THINK I WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT

 

pokepowered Today at 8:20 AM

Is it Shiro or Keith's private info?

 

mattaticate Today at 8:20 AM

Shiro

 

pokepowered Today at 8:21 AM

dhchittsiory

TALK TO HIM????

 

mattaticate Today at 8:21 AM

What if he's mad?

 

pokepowered Today at 8:21 AM

Matt I'm sure it'll be fine he loves you

 

mattaticate Today at 8:21 AM

I'M NOT SURE IT'LL BE FINE PIDGE I'M REALLY WORRIED

 

pokepowered Today at 8:22 AM

So TALK TO HIM MATT

COMMUNICATE

 

mattaticate Today at 8:22 AM

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

pokepowered Today at 8:23 AM

I can't give you any more advice Matt I have no idea what your talking about

 

mattaticate Today at 8:23 AM

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn it's not my place to share

 

pokepowered Today at 8:24 AM

That's fair

So yeah

Communicate with your boyfriend, Matt

 

mattaticate Today at 8:24 AM

I'll… see what I can do



Direct message

@deadlyinstinct

 

tshirogane Today at 9:07 AM

Hey Keith I'm trying not to freak out but there's a possibility that matt saw our conversation

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:07 AM

Oof

 

tshirogane Today at 9:07 AM

He… wouldn't be mad, right?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:08 AM

I don't imagine so

You were just speaking your mind and you weren't unfaithful

He's not a jealous person

He trusts you

 

tshirogane Today at 9:08 AM

I really don't want anything to be messed up, Keith

I really love him

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:09 AM

It'll be fine, Shiro

If you're worried about it, just talk to him about it

The most important thing is that your open

The worst thing you could do is lie and try to cover it up

 

tshirogane Today at 9:10 AM

I know you're right

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:10 AM

Yeah

It'll be alright

 

tshirogane Today at 9:12 AM

Shoot am I distracting you in class

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:12 AM

No we're not doing much

 

tshirogane Today at 9:12 AM

Ok just checking

Are you feeling any better

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:13 AM

Yeah now that I'm in class people are more restricted to their areas, can't bug me or surround me too much

Adam's my first teacher

 

tshirogane Today at 9:13 AM

Well that's nice

I love you

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:13 AM

Ily2

 

Right as Keith was finishing up the conversation, Adam approached his desk and crouched so that he was eye level with Keith.

“Hey, Keith, I understand today is a little tough, but I don't normally like my students to have their phones out,” he explained. “Would you mind putting yours away?”

“Yeah, no problem,” Keith agreed, blackening the screen and pocketing his phone. “I was just talking to Shiro.”

Adam nodded. “That's good.” He straightened up and placed a hand on Keith's shoulder. “Remember, I'm here for you. You can ask me anything.”

“I have a… weird request.”

“Go for it,” Adam encouraged.

“Can I… use your shower?” he requested. “Like, in the evenings?”

Adam paused. “See, this puts me in a tough position. As your instructor, I’m not sure I'm allowed to let you use my shower, but as Shiro’s friend and your support unit I want to. I know public showers make you uncomfortable.”

Keith nodded. “I understand… I just…”

“No, you don't need to justify yourself,” Adam reassured him. “I'll find you a place to shower, ok?”

The teenager smiled weakly. “Thank you, Ada-Lieutenant Walker.”

Adam patted Keith's shoulder. “Of course. I'm here for you, Keith.”



Ze Gays


No more gays Today at 12:09 PM

So apparently I'm replacing some other fighter pilot who dropped out

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:11 PM

Oh thank God

 

No more fights Today at 12:11 PM

Yeah

My engineer is this guy named Regris and my comm officer is this girl named Romelle

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:11 PM

Oh isn't she one of the ones joining the GSA?

 

No more fights Today at 12:12 PM

Maybe?

Anyway I met Regris and he seems cool

 

tshirogane Today at 12:12 PM

You met a stranger and you thought he was cool?! I'm so proud of you

 

No more fights Today at 12:12 PM

Leave me alone I hate it when your proud of me

 

tshirogane Today at 12:12 PM

No you don't

 

No more fights Today at 12:12 PM

Go away

 

tshirogane Today at 12:13 PM

Awww <3



Direct message

@pokepowered

 

mattaticate Today at 12:58 PM

I should wait until after work, right?

 

pokepowered Today at 1:01 PM

Oh definitely don't spring this on him in the middle of work

 

mattaticate Today at 1:01 PM

Cool thanks

 

pokepowered Today at 1:01 PM

Np




Direct message

@deadlyinstinct

 

tshirogane Today at 1:13 PM

I'm pretty sure Matt read it he's acting weird

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 1:14 PM

Everything's fine Shiro

Just hold off until you get home and then you two can talk it out like adults

 

tshirogane Today at 1:14 PM

I'm worried, Keith

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 1:14 PM

I know but it'll be ok

 

tshirogane Today at 1:14 PM

I know I know

I'll just focus on my work

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 1:15 PM

Good idea

I'll talk to you later

 

tshirogane Today at 1:15 PM

Love you!

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 1:15 PM

Ily2



Caffeine Addicts

 

Gas station roast Today at 2:07 PM

So are we going to talk about

y'know

 

Earl Grey Today at 2:08 PM

Are you referring to Keith Kogane’s return?

 

5 hour energy Today at 2:08 PM

And the return of James's crush?

 

Gas station roast Today at 2:08 PM

I do not have a crush on Kogane!

I have much more sophisticated tastes than that

 

5 hour energy Today at 2:09 PM

Ohhh no I was referring to Shirogane what's this tea?

 

Gas station roast Today at 2:09 PM

I

I thought that's what you were implying, Nadia!

 

5 hour energy Today at 2:09 PM

( ¬_¬)

Spill the tea, James

 

Gas station roast Today at 2:10 PM

There's no tea Rizavi!

 

5 hour energy Today at 2:10 PM

( ¬_¬)

Spill the tea, Griffin

 

Gas station roast Today at 2:10 PM

Leave me alone

 

5 hour energy Today at 2:11 PM

I knew it

 

Turkish coffee Today at 2:11 PM

It was obvious

 

Earl grey Today at 2:11 PM

Are you planning on pursuing him?

 

Gas station roast Today at 2:11 PM

No! I'm not pursuing anyone!

 

5 hour energy Today at 2:12 PM

Now that one I believe

 

Earl grey Today at 2:12 PM

In previous exploits you have always taken a passive role, letting the ‘boys come to you,’ so to speak

However, I do not think this strategy will work for him. You may be better off taking a more active role in the seduction of Kogane.

 

Gas station roast Today at 2:12 PM

I will do no such thing

 

5 hour energy Today at 2:13 PM

Coward

 

Turkish coffee Today at 2:13 PM

That might be for the best. Every time James and Keith interact, someone gets hurt

 

5 hour energy Today at 2:13 PM

They've been… marginally better about it lately

We've been interacting with him online

 

Turkish coffee Today at 2:13 PM

Oh?

 

5 hour energy Today at 2:14 PM

Yeah when we signed up for the GSA Allura sent us an invite to a discord group

Keith's in it

You guys should join it's fun

 

Turkish coffee Today at 2:14 PM

No thanks

 

Earl grey Today at 2:14 PM

I'll consider it

 

5 hour energy Today at 2:14 PM

More chances to embarrass Jaaames

 

Turkish coffee Today at 2:15 PM

Tempting

 

5 hour energy Today at 2:15 PM

In front of his crushes

 

Earl grey Today at 2:15 PM

As much as I would like to maximize the time I spend humiliating James, I'm not sure it's a good investment of my time

 

5 hour energy Today at 2:15 PM

It'll be fun

 

Earl grey Today at 2:16 PM

Again, I'll consider it

 

5 hour energy Today at 2:16 PM

Neat



Ze Gays


Beach Bitch Today at 4:02 PM

Well I guess Keith is back to try and show us all up again, right?

 

No more fights Today at 4:02 PM

Hey your lack of nonhuman blood puts you at a natural disadvantage

 

Gremlin Today at 4:02 PM

Given that you're the only one with alien blood, I'd say you're the one with the natural advantage

 

No more fights Today at 4:03 PM

Semantics

Besides you three did great

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:03 PM

Yeah in the sense that we didn't fail

 

Hunkameat Today at 4:03 PM

What are you on about Lance we rocked it

 

Gremlin Today at 4:03 PM

Eh

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:04 PM

Keith met his team today

 

No more fights Today at 4:04 PM

We stuck to our stations and didn't have to worry about any crises

We did well individually and no teamwork was needed

You guys actually worked together

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:04 PM

That's so sweet Keith wtf

 

No more fights Today at 4:05 PM

Just saying the truth

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:05 PM

tuufftitiyrrrurut

 

No more fights Today at 4:05 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

 

Direct message

@deadlyinstinct

 

tshirogane Today at 5:39 PM

Wish me luck

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 5:41 PM

You've got this, Shiro



Direct message

@pokepowered

 

mattaticate Today at 5:40 PM

I'm scared

 

pokepowered Today at 5:42 PM

It'll be alright, Matt



Shiro approached Matt. He was seated in the living room scrolling through his phone, and from where he was standing Shiro recognized the dark grey of discord.

“Hey, Matt,” Shiro greeted. “Can we talk?”

Matt swallowed, eyes widening slightly. “Yeah, totally, let's talk. What's up?”

“First of all, did you read my conversation with Keith?” Shiro asked. When Matt looked away with guilt, he added, “No, no, I'm not mad, I just wanted to know!”

The younger man exhaled. “Yes, I read it. I was just scrolling through your messages and I-I'm sorry, I-”

“Matt,” Shiro cut him off. “Again, I'm not mad. It actually makes this a lot easier. As you read, I'm attracted to someone other than you. Specifically Adam. This doesn't diminish how I feel about you in any way, shape, or form. I absolutely adore you. Ok?”

“I'm… I'm not jealous,” Matt confided. “Just… surprised.”

Shiro walked around the couch and sat down next to Matt, leaving just a couple inches of room between them. “Well, that's good. I'm glad.”

Matt nodded. “Yeah, I… I looked up polyamory today, and… I think it might be something I might… like,” he faltered. “I mean, obviously I'd like to think about it a bit more, but… I think I could see myself wanting a third person in this relationship.”

“That's great,” Shiro remarked. “We'd have to get… even better at communicating than we are right now, but… I think we could make it work. Of course, that is, if Adam is interested.”

Matt grinned. “Yeah, I… I think this is a thing that we could do,” he agreed.

“I think so, too.” He leaned forward and planted a kiss on Matt's nose, earning a giggle from the smaller man.

“I love you, Shiro,” Matt murmured.

Shiro paused. “You can call me Takashi if you want,” he offered.

Matt's eyes widened and after a second of processing he surged forward to kiss Shiro on the lips, looping his arms around him.

“I love you, Takashi,” Matt repeated, eyes gleaming.

“I love you too,” Shiro replied.



Direct message

@deadlyinstinct


tshirogane Today at 6:09 PM

It went well

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 6:10 PM

That's great! Where do you stand?

 

tshirogane Today at 6:10 PM

We're both thinking about it

No official decision has been made but he’s interested

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 6:10 PM

Congrats!

 

tshirogane Today at 6:10 PM

Thanks

How was your day?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 6:11 PM

Long

 

tshirogane Today at 6:11 PM

Did you get a place to shower?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 6:11 PM

Adam agreed to let me use his

He checked and there's nothing against the rules about it, strangely enough

 

tshirogane Today at 6:11 PM

Yeah

I'm glad that you've got a place

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 6:12 PM

Yeah me too

 

tshirogane Today at 6:12 PM

I love you!

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 6:12 PM

You don't need to say that every single time we talk

 

tshirogane Today at 6:12 PM

Keith, my beloved baby cousin, I love you so much <33333

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 6:12 PM

◔_◔

 

tshirogane Today at 6:13 PM

<3



The Garrison GSA


Nadia Today at 6:21 PM

So Keith your a furry now?

 

Keef Today at 6:21 PM

No I'm an alien get it right

 

Nadia Today at 6:21 PM

A furry alien

 

Keef Today at 6:21 PM

In the sense that I have fur yes

 

Nadia Today at 6:22 PM

So you admit it!

 

Keef Today at 6:22 PM

… kind of hard to deny the fact that I have fur

 

Lants Today at 6:22 PM

Yeah he also admitted to cheating in the sim

 

Keef Today at 6:22 PM

I was NICE to you and THIS is how you repay me

By falsely accusing me of breaking the rules

 

James Today at 6:23 PM

Explain

 

Keef Today at 6:23 PM

You guys are human and therefore have inferior reflexes

 

Ezor Today at 6:23 PM

Oh so purple genes is what makes you good at piloting?

 

Keef Today at 6:23 PM

In part probably

 

Lants Today at 6:24 PM

Meanwhile James is googling ‘how to turn yourself purple’



Caffeine addicts


5 hour energy Today at 6:28 PM

Wait if James is attracted to Keith does that make him a furry

 

Gas station roast Today at 6:30 PM

djtdtitututstj NO????

 

5 hour energy Today at 6:30 PM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you sure???

 

Earl grey Today at 6:31 PM

Given that James was attracted to Keith prior to his transformation, I'd say, while it is possible that James is a furry, it's not a guarantee.

It's possible that he is merely not bothered by Keith's changed appearance.

 

Gas station roast Today at 6:31 PM

You guys are the worst friends ever

 

5 hour energy Today at 6:31 PM

We tease you because we love you




The Garrison GSA


Allura Today at 6:36 PM

So how was everyone's day?

 

Pedge Today at 6:36 PM

Meh

 

James Today at 6:36 PM

It was fine

 

Keef Today at 6:36 PM

Alright I guess

 

Nadia Today at 6:37 PM

Great

 

Ezor Today at 6:37 PM

It was great

I told Zethrid to accept the invite already but apparently they expired

 

Allura Today at 6:37 PM

Shoot! I'll send it out again

 

->Crystalsand just showed up. Hold my beer.

 

Crystalsand Today at 6:41 PM

Hello!

My name is Shay

 

Allura Today at 6:41 PM

Welcome, Shay!

 

James Today at 6:43 PM

Isn't almost everyone here now

 

Allura Today at 6:43 PM

Yes, I believe we're just missing Zethrid, Romelle, and Veronica

 

Keef Today at 6:43 PM

I asked Romelle about it and she said she was planning on making an account tonight

 

Allura Today at 6:44 PM

Oh, ok. Thank you, Keith

 

Lants Today at 6:44 PM

I'll bug V about it

 

Allura Today at 6:44 PM

Thank you, Lance

 

->absolutebutch just slid into the server

 

Ezor Today at 6:48 PM

Hey Zethrif!

 

absolutebutch Today at 6:48 PM

Hey

 

Allura Today at 6:48 PM

Welcome!

 

Lotor Today at 6:48 PM

Hello, Zethrid

 

Zethrid Today at 6:48 PM

Oh it's you

 

Lotor Today at 6:48 PM

Indeed it is

 

->angryelf joined. You just construct additional pylons.

 

angryelf Today at 6:52 PM

Please help I'm confused

 

Mart Today at 6:52 PM

Mood

 

Allura Today at 6:52 PM

Hello! Who is this?

 

angryelf Today at 6:52 PM

This is Romelle

 

Allura Today at 6:53 PM

Welcome, Romelle! I'll change your name for you

 

Romelle Today at 6:53 PM

Thank you

 

Keef Today at 6:53 PM

Hey Romelle

 

Romelle Today at 6:53 PM

Hello Keith

 

Lants Today at 6:54 PM

Oh hey your Keith's comm officer right?

 

Romelle Today at 6:54 PM

Yes! My former pilot was my brother, but he decided he wanted to be an artist

 

Lants Today at 6:54 PM

Good for him! I'm glad he's following his dreams

 

Romelle Today at 6:54 PM

Me too

Although I do miss him

 

Lants Today at 6:55 PM

Yeah I miss my family too

 

Honk Today at 6:55 PM

But hey school's almost out

 

Lants Today at 6:55 PM

But then I'll miss my friends :(

 

Pedge Today at 6:55 PM

You'll still have hunk tho

 

Lants Today at 6:55 PM

That's true

And you'll have Keith

 

Pedge Today at 6:56 PM

A pest, a menace

 

Keef Today at 6:56 PM

Oh you're describing yourself

 

Pedge Today at 6:56 PM

Gfy

 

Keef Today at 6:56 PM

Thanks! You too <3

 

Pedge Today at 6:57 PM

TEETH

 

Keef Today at 6:57 PM

Pigeon Columba Palumbus Holt





Ze Gays


Beach Bitch Today at 7:11 PM

Hey where's Keith

 

Gremlin Today at 7:11 PM

Shower

Using Mr Walker's I think

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:11 PM

Why

 

Gremlin Today at 7:11 PM

What part of ‘hates public showers’ don't you understand smh

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:12 PM

Ok but why him

 

Gremlin Today at 7:12 PM

Cause he's close with Shiro

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:12 PM

Fair enough

 

Gremlin Today at 7:12 PM

Yeah

 

No more fights Today at 7:20 PM

I'm back

Adam was super cool about it

 

tshirogane Today at 7:20 PM

That's good

Shoot did you have soap and stuff

 

No more fights Today at 7:20 PM

Yes Shiro I brought soap and everything

 

tshirogane Today at 7:20 PM

Ok good

 

No more fights Today at 7:20 PM

Even though it ‘wasn't necessary’

 

tshirogane Today at 7:21 PM

I want you cleaning his drain for him I can only imagine how much hair you got in it

 

No more fights Today at 7:21 PM

Actually no I think my head hair is tougher

Shiro you know this you know how infrequently I had to clean my shower

 

tshirogane Today at 7:21 PM

That's true

 

 

Messenger

 

7:27 PM

 

Adam

Wet cat

(A picture of a very fluffy Keith looking indignantly at the camera)

 

Me

Thank you for this

How did you get a picture

 

Adam

I told him that he was fluffy and he asked how much so I took a picture and showed him

I didn't delete it because he didn't ask me to

 

Me

Ah ok

It's adorable

 

Adam

I thought so too

 

 

 

Direct message

@deadlyinstinct

 

tshirogane Today at 7:32 PM

Hey guess what Adam sent me

    2.52 MB

    IMG_20180906_165409170.jpg

(The same image that Adam sent to Shiro)

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:32 PM

I'm gonna fucking kill him sorry your not getting a second boyfriend because he's gonna be fucking dead

 

tshirogane Today at 7:32 PM

Aww, but it's so cute

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:32 PM

I'm gonna strangle him

 

 

Messenger

 

7:32 PM

 

Me

I'm gonna strangle you

 

Adam

Keith, that's not very nice

 

Me

>:(

 

Adam

:)

 

Me

I hate you

 

Adam

:(

 

 

The Garrison GSA


->kickasscuban just arrived. Seems OP- please nerf.

 

kickasscuban Today at 7:45 PM

Hello, everyone

 

Lants Today at 7:45 PM

V!!!!

 

Veronica Today at 7:45 PM

Hey, Lance

 

Allura Today at 7:45 PM

Welcome, Veronica!

So, I believe we're all here now!

Everyone, would you please say your name, age, pronouns, and a fun fact about yourself?

I'll go first

My name is Allura, I'm 18, I use she/her pronouns, and I have four pet mice!

 

Ezor Today at 7:47 PM

Pics or it didn't happen

 

Allura Today at 7:47 PM

I'll find you some later!

Shiro, could you go next?

 

Shuro Today at 7:47 PM

Sure

My name's Shiro, I'm 25, I use he/him pronouns, and I stole someone's glasses and left them on Kerberos

 

Lants Today at 7:48 PM

dgxjfsigsudturtitsut

 

Mart Today at 7:48 PM

You did WHAT

 

Keef Today at 7:48 PM

WHOSE

 

Ezor Today at 7:48 PM

BDKGSJGJEJJS

 

Shuro Today at 7:48 PM

Adam

 

Keef Today at 7:48 PM

Oh my GOD WHY

Does he know this?

 

Shuro Today at 7:48 PM

No, he just knows that I hid his glasses so well he had to get new ones

 

Pedge Today at 7:48 PM

dhdkgddudgsjgs

 

Mart Today at 7:48 PM

Shiro I'm gonna cry why would you do that

 

Shuro Today at 7:48 PM

He said that I could never hide his glasses where he couldn't find them

So I proved him wrong

 

Nadia Today at 7:49 PM

ICONIC

 

Keef Today at 7:49 PM

Shiro you're gonna get fired I stg

 

Shuro Today at 7:49 PM

So, Matt, wanna go next?

 

Mart Today at 7:49 PM

Sure, why not

I'm Matt, I'm 22, I use he/him pronouns, and I've successfully broken into Pidge's computer

 

Pedge Today at 7:50 PM

You did WHAT

 

Mart Today at 7:50 PM

:p

 

Pedge Today at 7:50 PM

I'm gonna kick your ass Matt

 

Lants Today at 7:50 PM

Find anything exciting?

 

Mart Today at 7:50 PM

Nah, just standard pubescent kid stuff

Minus the porn

 

Pedge Today at 7:51 PM

Gross why tf would I have porn on my computer

 

Mart Today at 7:51 PM

Idk I didn't know you were ace at the time

 

Pedge Today at 7:51 PM

That's fair

 

Mart Today at 7:51 PM

Anyway Pidge you wanna go next?

 

Pedge Today at 7:52 PM

Uhhhhh

I'm Pidge, I'm 16, I dunno what pronouns I want so whatever I guess, and I've successfully broken into Matt's computer on four separate occasions

 

Mart Today at 7:52 PM

My little sibling

I'm so proud

 

Pedge Today at 7:52 PM

Gross go away

 

Allura Today at 7:53 PM

For now, do you have any pronoun preference

 

Pedge Today at 7:53 PM

Uh…. I guess they/them would be best

 

Allura Today at 7:53 PM

Alright!

 

Shuro Today at 7:53 PM

Embracing who you are will make you a better student

 

Pedge Today at 7:54 PM

K cool glad we've got that over with

Keith it's your turn

 

Keef Today at 7:54 PM

Sure. I'm Keith, I'm 18, I use he/him pronouns, and I've only stabbed ONE person. Everyone is spreading rumors that I just shank random people but it's NOT true

 

Lants Today at 7:54 PM

GHGHHFHDHHREV

 

James Today at 7:54 PM

WHAT

 

Nadia Today at 7:54 PM

I spit out my water utuhrrtuentefht

 

Pedge Today at 7:54 PM

KEITH

 

Shuro Today at 7:54 PM

It was a complicated situation, guys

 

Keef Today at 7:54 PM

Thank you, Shiro

 

Ezor Today at 7:55 PM

Who was it?

 

Zethrid Today at 7:55 PM

I'm kinda disappointed the rumors weren't true

 

Keef Today at 7:55 PM

I usually don't need knives

 

Lants Today at 7:55 PM

HFHFJFGHGFFRR

 

Zethrid Today at 7:55 PM

I like this kid

 

Keef Today at 7:56 PM

Anyway, Lance it's your turn

 

Lants Today at 7:56 PM

Alright! My name's Lance, I'm 17, I use he/him pronouns, and I am quite popular with the ladies

Slightly less popular with the men. I dunno why

 

Veronica Today at 7:57 PM

Maybe because you challenge half of them to rivalries and friendzone the other half?

 

Pedge Today at 7:57 PM

oh my god

 

Nadia Today at 7:57 PM

FGGDFU TO HRSHRMARHR

 

Keef Today at 7:57 PM

She's not wrong

 

Lants Today at 7:57 PM

Listen,,,,,,,,,,

 

Mart Today at 7:57 PM

Called OUT

 

Lants Today at 7:57 PM

This is biphobia

V wanna go next?

 

Veronica Today at 7:58 PM

Sure, though we're coming back to this. I'm Veronica, I'm 24, I use she/her pronouns, and I'm probably too old for this group

 

Shuro Today at 7:58 PM

I'm older than you, don't worry about it

 

Veronica Today at 7:58 PM

Eh fair enough

 

Pedge Today at 7:59 PM

Besides we need you here to roast Lance

 

Keef Today at 7:59 PM

^

 

Veronica Today at 7:59 PM

That's true

Nadia, why don't you go next?

 

Nadia Today at 7:59 PM

Ok

I'm Nadia, I'm 18, I use she/her pronouns, and I've beat James, Ryan, Ina, Lance, Veronica, Ezor, Acxa and several other people at arm wrestling contests

 

Allura Today at 8:00 PM

Nice!

 

Ezor Today at 8:00 PM

She's stronger than she looks

 

Nadia Today at 8:00 PM

James, go

 

James Today at 8:01 PM

I'm James, I'm 18, I use he/him pronouns, and I used to think I was straight

 

Keef Today at 8:01 PM

I remember. You were a huge prick

 

Nadia Today at 8:01 PM

What was your gay awakening?

 

James Today at 8:01 PM

That's… a story for another time

Ezor, why don't you go?

 

Ezor Today at 8:02 PM

Aight. I'm Ezor, I use she/her, I'm 17, and I took gymnastics from the ages of 3 to 14

 

Zethrid Today at 8:02 PM

That explains a lot

 

Ezor Today at 8:02 PM

You knew this!

 

Zethrid Today at 8:02 PM

I'm joking

 

Ezor Today at 8:03 PM

Zethrid you go

 

Zethrid Today at 8:03 PM

Zethrid, she/her, 18, and I can actually crush a watermelon between my thighs. I've done it

 

Allura Today at 8:03 PM

Damn, girl

 

Nadia Today at 8:03 PM

Powerful thighs

 

Lants Today at 8:03 PM

That's pretty impressive

 

Keef Today at 8:03 PM

Nice

Wonder what it would do to a human skull

 

Zethrid Today at 8:03 PM

Good question! Only one way to find out

 

Pedge Today at 8:03 PM

I could probably calculate it if I wanted to but I don't so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Lants Today at 8:03 PM

Keith no

 

Zethrid Today at 8:04 PM

Acxa, go

 

Acxa Today at 8:04 PM

I'm Acxa, I use she/her pronouns, I'm 18, and the only time I've ever gotten in trouble was Lotor's fault

 

Lotor Today at 8:04 PM

Listen…..

 

Acxa Today at 8:04 PM

You lied to me about what time it was! You changed my clocks!

 

Nadia Today at 8:04 PM

What's this?

 

Acxa Today at 8:05 PM

Lotor wanted me to sneak out with him to the speeder bay to check it out but I didn't want to break the rules so he CHANGED MY CLOCK so I didn't know we were breaking curfew and falsified permission to make me think we were allowed to be in there!

 

Allura Today at 8:05 PM

Lotor!

 

Lotor Today at 8:06 PM

It was ill-advised, I admit

 

Acxa Today at 8:06 PM

Anyway as much as I like to dwell on that incident, it's your turn now, Lotor

 

Lotor Today at 8:07 PM

Very well. My name is Lotor, I'm 18 years old, I use he/him pronouns, and my hair is not bleached, it's just naturally that color

 

Nadia Today at 8:07 PM

(¬_¬)

 

Pedge Today at 8:07 PM

Press X to doubt

 

Keef Today at 8:07 PM

X

 

Nadia Today at 8:07 PM

X

 

Lants Today at 8:07 PM

X

 

Ezor Today at 8:07 PM

X

 

Zethrid Today at 8:07 PM

X

 

Mart Today at 8:07 PM

X

 

Romelle Today at 8:07 PM

X

Lotor Today at 8:07 PM

Wow, how supportive

Shay, why don't you go?

 

Shay Today at 8:08 PM

Ok

 

Nadia Today at 8:08 PM

Jfc you've been quiet

 

Shay Today at 8:08 PM

So have Romelle and Hunk

Anyway, I'm Shay, I use she/her, I'm 17, and I have an enormous garden back home

 

Allura Today at 8:08 PM

That's really cool, Shay!

 

Honk Today at 8:09 PM

This is the kind of content I'm here for

 

Shay Today at 8:09 PM

Thanks! Hunk, would you like to go next?

 

Honk Today at 8:09 PM

Sure

I'm Hunk, I use he/him, I'm 17, and I can make almost anything taste good

 

Nadia Today at 8:09 PM

:Eyes:

Food?

 

Honk Today at 8:10 PM

Yes, food

 

Romelle Today at 8:10 PM

The way to a person's heart is their stomach

 

Honk Today at 8:10 PM

Yep! Or at least it helps

 

Romelle Today at 8:10 PM

Am I the only one left?

 

Allura Today at 8:10 PM

I believe so

 

Romelle Today at 8:11 PM

Well, I'm Romelle, I use she/her pronouns, I'm 17, and my fun fact is that I've never gotten in trouble for anything, but that doesn't mean that I've never broken the rules

 

Nadia Today at 8:11 PM

An icon

 

Pedge Today at 8:11 PM

Hey what the Garrison doesn't know

 

Mart Today at 8:11 PM

can't hurt em

 

Shuro Today at 8:12 PM

Why did your father teach you that message

 

Pedge Today at 8:12 PM

Why wouldn't he

 

Shuro Today at 8:12 PM

I… you know what, I don't know. Why wouldn't he teach his children that it's ok to break the law as long as you don't get caught?

 

Mart Today at 8:12 PM

Right, exactly!

 

Shuro Today at 8:13 PM

You're going to give me grey hairs

 

Mart Today at 8:13 PM

And I'll love those grey hairs too

 

Shuro Today at 8:13 PM

You really turned that around

 

Mart Today at 8:13 PM

What can I say I love my bf

 

Shuro Today at 8:13 PM

That works out well because he loves you back

 

Mart Today at 8:14 PM

<3

 

Pedge Today at 8:14 PM

Absolutely disgusting romance in my good Christian server?

 

Nadia Today at 8:14 PM

Y'all getting romance horny on main

 

James Today at 8:14 PM

Y'all

 

Pedge Today at 8:14 PM

Y'all

 

Nadia Today at 8:14 PM

I know what I said

 

Allura Today at 8:15 PM

Well, I'm glad everyone has officially introduced themselves now! I look forward to watching this club grow!

 

Lants Today at 8:15 PM

Me too!

 

Shuro Today at 8:15 PM

I'm glad that it exists now. I wish Matt and I had started one when we were students

 

Mart Today at 8:16 PM

Eh doesn't matter to me it exists now and we can help out

We should make a gay staff club

 

Shuro Today at 8:16 PM

That would just be the two of us and maybe a couple others

 

Mart Today at 8:16 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




Ze Gays


Beach Bitch Today at 9:31 PM

So who'd you stab?

 

No more fights Today at 9:33 PM

It's a long story

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:33 PM

I have time

 

No more fights Today at 9:33 PM

I'd rather not explain it. Some other time, maybe

 

Beach Bitch Today at 9:34 PM

Alright… if you say so

Chapter Text

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Mattaticate Today at 7:09 AM

“Now that our cat moved out, we could get a new one.” -Shiro

 

No more fights Today at 7:09 AM

Wow already replacing me? Cold.

I guess I gotta find a new family

Lance can your family adopt me

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:09 AM

No you're not a minor

 

Gremlin Today at 7:10 AM

But you could marry into the family ;)))))

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:10 AM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

No more fights Today at 7:10 AM

If only they had a handsome bachelor

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:10 AM

What about me :o

 

Gremlin Today at 7:11 AM

Keyword 'handsome’

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:11 AM

:’(

 

No more fights Today at 7:11 AM

They're aroace Lance

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:11 AM

Do you think I'm handsome :)

 

No more fights Today at 7:12 AM

More attractive than me, at least

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:12 AM

Well that's a pretty major compliment

 

No more fights Today at 7:12 AM

Is it, though?

Anyone who's into me is probably a furry or a monster fucker

 

Gremlin Today at 7:13 AM

Well then it's a good thing that Lance is both

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:13 AM

ashfjditstjrjsruss I'M NOT A MONSTER FUCKER

 

Gremlin Today at 7:13 AM

You sure?

 

No more fights Today at 7:13 AM

Matt is a monster fucker

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:13 AM

That's true

 

No more fights Today at 7:14 AM

You monster

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:14 AM

*Monster fucker

 

Gremlin Today at 7:14 AM

Lance's not denying being a furry though

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:15 AM

Ever since I found out that thinking werewolves were hot made you a furry I gave up trying to deny it

I'm sorry werewolves are hot

 

No more fights Today at 7:15 AM

That's monster fucker too tho

 

Gremlin Today at 7:15 AM

But they're just anthropomorphic wolves

 

No more fights Today at 7:15 AM

Yeah but they have mystical properties too




The Garrison GSA



Pedge Today at 7:17 AM

I need an opinion: does wanting to fuck a werewolf make you a furry or a monster fucker

 

James Today at 7:17 AM

What the fuck

 

Nadia Today at 7:18 AM

Furry

 

Veronica Today at 7:18 AM

Neither furries just wanna dress up as animals

 

Ezor Today at 7:18 AM

Both

 

Lotor Today at 7:18 AM

How are we defining these terms?

 

Mart Today at 7:18 AM

wanting to fuck a werewolf does NOT make you a monster fucker. werewolves are ENTRY-LEVEL. you don't get admitted to the club until you want to fuck at LEAST one demon,,

 

Ezor Today at 7:19 AM

Wait do succubi count as demons in this instance

 

Nadia Today at 7:19 AM

No those are designed to be hot that's not fair

 

Ezor Today at 7:19 AM

Oh thank god

 

Allura Today at 7:19 AM

Oh dear I don't know if this is what I wanted to see first thing in the morning

 

Lants Today at 7:20 AM

Sorry about them

 

Pedge Today at 7:20 AM

You STARTED this, Lance

 

Lants Today at 7:20 AM

Also important distinction I said they were HOT not that I wanted to fuck them!

 

Pedge Today at 7:20 AM

Do you not?

 

Lants Today at 7:20 AM

Nah

At least not in werewolf form

 

Pedge Today at 7:21 AM

Hmm

 

Veronica Today at 7:21 AM

Now THAT makes you a furry

But we already knew that

 

Ezor Today at 7:21 AM

Does wanting to fuck Keith make you a furry or a monster fucker?

 

Mart Today at 7:21 AM

I would classify Keith as entry level monster fucker too

 

Veronica Today at 7:22 AM

Again, being a furry isn't about fucking anthropomorphic animals

 

Keef Today at 7:22 AM

Do you know this because you are one?

 

Veronica Today at 7:22 AM

No because my brother is

 

Ezor Today at 7:23 AM

does wanting to be like Keith make you a furry?

 

Veronica Today at 7:23 AM

Hard to say

 

Nadia Today at 7:23 AM

Nudges James

 

James Today at 7:23 AM

I'm not a furry!

 

Nadia Today at 7:23 AM

(¬_¬) only a furry would say that

 

James Today at 7:24 AM

No I'm pretty sure I'm allowed to deny being a furry if I'm not

 

Nadia Today at 7:24 AM

(¬_¬)

 

Pedge Today at 7:24 AM

Don't be ridiculous. He wants to fuck Keith, which just makes him an entry level monster fucker

 

Nadia Today at 7:24 AM

Yeah you're right

 

James Today at 7:24 AM

I really don't though

 

Nadia Today at 7:25 AM

Uh huh

 

Mart Today at 7:26 AM

So does this make Keith a furry?

 

Keef Today at 7:26 AM

No of course not

I hate myself and my body

 

Shuro Today at 7:26 AM

What

 

Keef Today at 7:26 AM

Smh shiro you knew this

 

Shuro Today at 7:27 AM

I did not!

Keith why don't you tell me these things?

 

Keef Today at 7:27 AM

Because you overreact

Like you are

Right now

 

Shuro Today at 7:28 AM

I'm just worried about you, ok?

 

Keef Today at 7:28 AM

There's no need

I'm fine

 

Shuro Today at 7:28 AM

…. We'll talk later





Ze Gays



Gremlin Today at 8:11 AM

So Keith just hissed?

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:11 AM

Explain

 

Gremlin Today at 8:11 AM

Someone startled him and he made this weird hiss/growl noise

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:11 AM

Fucking furry

 

No more fights Today at 8:12 AM

Fuck off

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:12 AM

Respect your elders

 

No more fights Today at 8:12 AM

Never

 

 

 

Messenger

 

8:35 AM

 

Me

Hey, is there any way we could meet sometime today?

 

Adam

Sure! When are you thinking?

I'm available at lunch or any time after 4 PM

 

Me

Could we meet for dinner?

 

Adam

Sure

I'd rather not spend too much money, though

 

Me

We could go somewhere cheap

Or I could pay

Which would you prefer?

 

Adam

Somewhere inexpensive

 

Me

Alright

Any preference?

 

Adam

Uhhhhh

 

Me

Jeez I haven't eaten out recently

 

Adam

Not even on dates?

 

Me

Honestly? I haven't been on many lately

ANYWAY

 

Adam

There's actually a really good taco truck

I dunno if you wanted to sit down inside though

 

Me

No that sounds nice

 

Adam

Oh alright cool

I'll send you the address unless you'd like to drive there together?

 

Me

Well then you'd just be giving me directions

 

Adam

Or I could drive?

 

Me

I… generally prefer to drive myself

It's just a… thing I prefer

Not that I don't trust your driving! I do!

I just don't really like being a passenger

Sorry

 

Adam

No, no, it's fine you don't need to explain yourself

So yeah you can just drive me there or I can drive myself

 

Me

I'll drive

Save energy and all that

 

Adam

Sounds good

We could leave as soon as you're done with work?

 

Me

Sounds good. I'll text you.

 

Adam

Cool





Protect teeth



Welcome to the beginning of the Protect teeth group.

 

pokepowered Today at 8:45 AM

So I think it's fairly obvious why I've gathered you all here

 

mattaticate Today at 8:45 AM

Because I forgot to brush my teeth that one time when I was 14?

 

pokepowered Today at 8:45 AM

Wh-what?

 

tshirogane Today at 8:46 AM

Pidge, please enlighten us

 

pokepowered Today at 8:46 AM

I'm putting together a group of people willing to throw hands on Keith's behalf

If anything happens with Keith like when he scratched up Matt, we can act

 

mattaticate Today at 8:47 AM

Ok I got scratched up because I was trying to help but I did it wrong and made it worse

 

pokepowered Today at 8:47 AM

Yeah I know I'm saying if he freaks out

 

tshirogane Today at 8:47 AM

Can I ask why you named it 'protect teeth ’?

 

pokepowered Today at 8:47 AM

Yeah

It looks like a meme chat

 

mattaticate Today at 8:48 AM

Ah ok

 

tshirogane Today at 8:48 AM

Pidge, I'm gonna send you Lt Walker's phone number

If Keith needs an adult when we're not able to be there, call him

 

pokepowered Today at 8:48 AM

Ok




Messenger

 

8:55 AM

 

Me

Hey by the way I gave your number to one of Keith's friends

 

Adam

Who?

 

Me

Their name is Pidge

Matt's little sibling

 

Adam

I thought his sibling got banned from the Garrison

 

Me

You know the Holt catchphrase

 

Adam

….

That's true

Anyway, thanks for letting me know

 

Me

They're Keith's roommate, so these texts may come at night

Wait is that ok?

 

Adam

Yes that's fine Shiro

Issues don't always fall between the hours of nine to five

 

Me

Thanks

I'm really grateful you're there for Keith

 

Adam

Of course

I care about him

 

Me

Still, thank you

 

Adam

Anyway, I gotta get back to work

See ya

 

Me

See you







Direct message

@tshirogane



mattaticate Today at 11:12 AM

So you're asking Adam out today?

 

tshirogane Today at 11:12 AM

Yeah

I'm meeting him for dinner

 

mattaticate Today at 11:12 AM

Cool

Where?

 

tshirogane Today at 11:13 AM

A taco truck near the park

 

mattaticate Today at 11:13 AM

Ooh! Romantic~

 

tshirogane Today at 11:13 AM

Ha ha

 

mattaticate Today at 11:13 AM

No, seriously, that's a romantic place

Sunset in the park?

 

tshirogane Today at 11:14 AM

Oh

Huh

I guess that is romantic

 

mattaticate Today at 11:14 AM

Go get us a man

 

tshirogane Today at 11:14 AM

That's the plan

I love you!

 

mattaticate Today at 11:14 AM

I love you too <3

 

tshirogane Today at 11:14 AM

<3333333




The Garrison GSA



Ezor Today at 11:53 AM

Do you ever question if your actually gay

 

Keef Today at 11:53 AM

No

 

Zethrid Today at 11:53 AM

Never

 

Pedge Today at 11:53 AM

Sexuality crises is the way of the aroace

 

Ezor Today at 11:54 AM

Explain

 

Pedge Today at 11:54 AM

Well sometimes you'll meet a person and you'll think they're cool and want to hang out with them or whatever or you'll think they're nice to look at and then you're like ‘oh god am I actually straight/gay/bi and just didn't realize it? Is this attraction???’

 

Lotor Today at 11:55 AM

I've never questioned my sexuality

I know I'm straight

 

Lants Today at 11:55 AM

You know for sure?

 

Lotor Today at 11:55 AM

Well

I suppose I could be sexually attracted to a man, theoretically

I'm not bothered by the idea of engaging in sexual contact with a man

But I don't think I could be romantically involved with one

I just prefer the company of women

So it doesn't really matter to me

 

Pedge Today at 11:56 AM

That's fair

Do you feel differently about men over text?

 

Lotor Today at 11:56 AM

Well, I'm fine with everyone here. I don't have a problem with any of you

 

Lants Today at 11:56 AM

Well that's good

 

Ezor Today at 11:57 AM

Yeah



Messenger

 

12:23 PM

 

Me

Hello is this Walker

 

Walker

Yes, I'm Lt Walker

Is this Pidge?

 

Me

Yeah this is Pidge

I had a quick question for you

 

Walker

Shoot

 

Me

Do you happen to have a discord account?

 

Walker

Out of curiosity, why?

 

Me

We have a Keith protection group dm and I figured you'd want in

 

Walker

Oh I see

Yes, I do

 

Me

Great. I'm @pokepowered#xxxx

 

Walker

I'll send a friend request when I get the time

 

Me

Cool thanks

 

Walker

Of course

And please, call me Adam when I'm not working

 

Me

Aight



Ze Gays



Gremlin Today at 12:32 PM

@Mattaticate

 

Mattaticate Today at 12:32 PM

Whassup?

 

Gremlin Today at 12:32 PM

Why didn't you tell us Adam had a discord

 

Mattaticate Today at 12:32 PM

Oh it didn't seem relevant

I guess it kinda is ish





Protect teeth



mattaticate Today at 12:40 PM

There I added Adam

 

Snapplesteve Today at 12:40 PM

Thank you, Matt

 

pokepowered Today at 12:40 PM

Hey quick question what the fuck is your username

 

Snapplesteve Today at 12:40 PM

Try and figure it out

 

pokepowered Today at 12:41 PM

All…right

 

tshirogane Today at 12:41 PM

Hello, Adam!

 

Snapplesteve Today at 12:41 PM

Hello!




Direct message

@Snapplesteve



tshirogane Today at 12:45 PM

Hey, would it be alright if I contacted you here mostly from now on?

It's easier if I only have to check one app

 

Snapplesteve Today at 12:45 PM

Sure

 

tshirogane

Thanks





Direct message

@deadlyinstinct



No more fights Today at 12:47 PM

Adam has a discord?

 

pokepowered Today at 12:47 PM

Yep

 

No more fights Today at 12:47 PM

Can you send me his info?

 

pokepowered Today at 12:47 PM

Sure

Snapplesteve#xxxx

 

No more fights Today at 12:48 PM

Cool thanks

pokepowered Today at 12:48 PM

Yeah np





The Garrison GSA



Shuro Today at 5:45 PM

Ok, kids, be good while I'm gone

 

Mart Today at 5:45 PM

No promises, daddy

 

Nadia Today at 5:45 PM

Please tell me you guys don't have daddy kinks

 

Shuro Today at 5:45 PM

It's really not an appropriate topic but I don't

 

Keef Today at 5:46 PM

Apparently beyond that he is turned off by the word daddy

 

Mart Today at 5:46 PM

Maybe I'll have to find someone else to be my daddy

 

Shuro Today at 5:46 PM

I guess so

 

Lants Today at 5:46 PM

Stop I can't watch my parents split up twice in one day

 

Shuro Today at 5:47 PM

Sorry Lance

Matt we gotta stay together for the kids

 

Mart Today at 5:47 PM

Yeah, I guess…

 

Pedge Today at 5:47 PM

Wait where are you going

 

Shuro Today at 5:47 PM

Boring adult stuff

 

Pedge Today at 5:48 PM

Gross





Direct message

@Snapplesteve



tshirogane Today at 5:50 PM

Hey are you ready to go?

 

Snapplesteve Today at 5:50 PM

Sure thing! I'll meet you in the garage?

 

tshirogane Today at 5:50 PM

Great!





When Adam met Shiro in the garage, he noticed that the man had elected to change into civvies: a black leather jacket, a white tank top, and flattering black jeans. That was just as well, because Adam had changed into a light blue button up shirt and grey jeans. He felt vaguely underdressed even though he was arguably dressed “nicer.” Possibly due to the fact that Shiro just looked good. Unfairly so. Was he trying to impress him? No, that made no sense. This wasn't a date. Shiro was taken. He just… dressed like that. And looked like that. Without trying.

“Ready to go?” Shiro asked, flashing a white smile that made Adam's heart flutter in his chest.

Adam. Stop being gay, he scolded himself.

“Yeah,” he choked out.

This was going to be a long evening.

They got into Shiro's car, a decently sized, sturdy-looking black vehicle. The interior was immaculate, and when Adam glanced behind him, he was met with an equally clean backseat. There were distinct scratches in the leather of the right backseat.

If Shiro noticed Adam's wandering gaze, he didn't say anything. He backed out of the parking stall and got onto the road. When Adam's eyes settled back on the other man, he noticed the tension in his body, his furrowed brow and white knuckles clutching the steering wheel. He drove like an old man, never going more than two miles per hour over the speed limit and never taking any kind of risks, a sharp contrast to the daring ace pilot who taught his cousin how to drive off of cliffs and survive.

He didn't make very good conversation while he was driving, giving short answers to each of Adam's prompts and never asking anything in return. He recalled Matt saying that driving with Shiro was horrible and it was best to just get out your phone and ignore the man's habits. Adam couldn't exactly do that, given that A) that would be incredibly rude and B) he needed directions.

The drive was a full five minutes longer than when Adam was the driver.

Shiro parked just as carefully as he drove. Once they were out of the car, Shiro apologized, “Sorry, I know I drive like an old man.”

Adam chuckled. “It's alright. I'm sure Keith drives like a madman, so this is certainly preferable.”

“Oh, Keith… doesn't drive,” Shiro corrected. “At least, not on the road. He hates cars in general.”

Is that how the scratches got there? he wondered.

“Probably for the best,” Adam commented.

“Yeah,” Shiro agreed.

They walked the short distance to the taco truck in a somewhat tense silence, Adam still idly questioning to himself why two of the most skilled and bold pilots he knew were seemingly afraid of everyday vehicles.

The line was short and they got their food quickly. Shiro ordered a chicken burrito and a water and Adam got himself two vegetarian tacos and a water. They found a seat on a park bench facing a pond and sat down.

“So, I'm happy that we're hanging out, but what prompted this?” Adam asked after they were partly done with their meals. “Is there something you wanted to talk to me about?”

Shiro held up a finger while he finished chewing before replying, “Yeah, there was. There's something that I wanted to ask you.”

“Go for it,” Adam encouraged.

Shiro mulled over his thoughts, probably trying to figure out the best way to phrase his question. “Matt and I have been talking about something and we came to an agreement this morning,” he began. “The two of us both have feelings for you.”

Adam nearly choked on his food. “What?”

“I didn't invite you out with the intention that this was strictly a date, but… it could be if you want,” Shiro offered.

Adam blinked a couple times. “Are you… asking me to be in a polyamorous relationship with you and Matt?” he clarified.

“Yes,” Shiro confirmed. After a pause, he asked, “What do you think?”

“I think… I think I'd like to try it,” Adam responded. “I've never been in this kind of relationship before, so I don't know… how, exactly.”

Shiro reached over and placed his human hand on top of Adam's. It was large, warm and calloused, but not too rough. Adam felt his heart flutter as his hand was covered and he met Shiro's warm, dark eyes.

“We can figure it out together,” Shiro reassured him. “Matt and I don't know what we're doing, either.” He set his empty plate on the bench on his opposite and scooted closer to Adam.

Adam finished his food and turned his full attention to Shiro. “So, now what?”

Shiro decided to grace Adam with another one of his smiles. “Well, personally, I want to watch the sunset with my new boyfriend,” he suggested.

Under any other circumstances Adam would have been questioning if he had a heart condition. “Sounds good to me,” Adam agreed, trying to keep his voice steady, but Shiro was making it difficult. He felt Shiro's hand leave his. A muscular arm draped over Adam's shoulders and pulled him closer. Adam relaxed into the larger man's side, reaching over and taking Shiro's other hand. The metal was cold in his hand, and he wondered how much Shiro could feel as he rubbed his thumb over the cool palm. Shiro shifted his prosthetic to intertwine their fingers.

Neither spoke for a long time, just enjoying the sky as it painted itself orange and pink and the warmth of each other's bodies.

When the light began to fade and the street lamps switched on, Shiro asked, “Would you like to go anywhere else?”

“Did you leave Matt at the Garrison?” Adam wondered.

Shiro's eyes widened. “Shit,” he swore. He pulled out this phone to see 17 texts from his other boyfriend. “We should probably head back.”

Adam nodded. “Yeah, let's go.”

They rose to their feet and Shiro placed his hand on Adam's cheek, tilting his face down towards him. He gently pressed his lips to Adam's, barely more than a lingering touch. Shiro's lips were soft against his, which were chapped and probably not that nice to the touch. His cheeks flamed.

Shiro ended the contact and then continued towards the car as if nothing had happened.




Ze Gays



Mattaticate Today at 7:04 PM

I've been abandoned

Forgotten

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:04 PM

What

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:04 PM

Shiro left me here

 

Gremlin Today at 7:04 PM

I thought he was doing boring adult stuff

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:05 PM

Yeah

Outside of the Garrison

 

No more fights Today at 7:05 PM

Yikes

You can hang out with me and Pidge while your waiting for him to get you

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:05 PM

Cool thanks

I'm getting a bunch of stares loitering in the cafeteria

 

No more fights Today at 7:05 PM

Yeah np

 

tshirogane Today at 7:27 PM

Sorry love, I'm on my way back

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:27 PM

Babe!

How'd it go?

 

tshirogane Today at 7:27 PM

About as well as it could have

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:28 PM

Gasp

 

tshirogane Today at 7:28 PM

Yes

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:28 PM

Gasp

 

->Snapplesteve just joined. Hide your bananas.



Gremlin Today at 7:30 PM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:30 PM

Hello

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:30 PM

Whomst is this

 

Gremlin Today at 7:30 PM

Adam's apple and Adam and Steve!

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:31 PM

Hey, you got it!

Faster than anyone else has, I might add

 

No more fights Today at 7:31 PM

Thanks I hate it

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:31 PM

Again

Whomst

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:32 PM

It's Adam

Thing 3

 

No more fights Today at 7:32 PM

If you ever imply that all the Things are in a polyamorous relationship again I stg I will personally sabotage your relationship

 

Gremlin Today at 7:33 PM

Wait you guys got another boyfriend?

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:33 PM

Yep!

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:33 PM

That's pretty gay

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:33 PM

Well, we're pretty gay, so that works out well

 

Gremlin Today at 7:34 PM

To date a holt you must first undergo a series of tests

 

Raspberry tea Today at 7:34 PM

Oh?

 

Gremlin Today at 7:34 PM

You can, however, bribe your way out of the tests

 

Raspberry tea Today at 7:34 PM

Are homemade cookies a suitable bargaining chip?

 

Gremlin Today at 7:35 PM

Hmmm

What kind?

 

Raspberry tea Today at 7:35 PM

Chocolate chip

 

Gremlin Today at 7:35 PM

I'll take a dozen with the expectation that you will continue to provide me with additional cookies

 

Raspberry tea Today at 7:35 PM

Deal




The Garrison GSA



Ezor Today at 7:40 PM

Wow it's dead

 

Keef Today at 7:40 PM

Me too

 

Pedge Today at 7:40 PM

Mood

 

Lants Today at 7:40 PM

Mood

 

Ezor Today at 7:40 PM

Mood

 

Nadia Today at 7:40 PM

Mood

 

Honk Today at 7:40 PM

:0

 

Mart Today at 7:42 PM

Y'ALL GUESS WHO GOT A BOYFRIEND

 

James Today at 7:42 PM

You already had a boyfriend

 

Mart Today at 7:42 PM

Well I GOT A SECOND ONE

 

James Today at 7:42 PM

That's not fair you only get one

 

Nadia Today at 7:43 PM

James getting THORSTY

 

James Today at 7:43 PM

Leave me alone I'm gay

 

Nadia Today at 7:43 PM

MOOD

 

Keef Today at 7:43 PM

Same

 

Ezor Today at 7:43 PM

Me too honestly

 

Shay Today at 7:44 PM

Matt, who's your new boyfriend?

 

Mart Today at 7:44 PM

This fine gentleman named Adam Walker

 

James Today at 7:44 PM

Lt Walker?

 

Mart Today at 7:44 PM

Yes he's wonderful

I adore him

 

Shay Today at 7:45 PM

Congratulations!

 

Honk Today at 7:45 PM

Yeah congrats!

 

Keef Today at 7:45 PM

I'm happy for you three

 

Mart Today at 7:45 PM

Thanks guys

 

Ezor Today at 8:07 PM

Keith tell us your stabbing story

 

Keef Today at 8:07 PM

It's not a fun story

 

Lants Today at 8:07 PM

What does that mean?

 

Keef Today at 8:07 PM

It's not funny or anything

It's somewhat unpleasant

 

Shuro Today at 8:08 PM

I don't think Keith wants to go into it

 

Keef Today at 8:08 PM

Yeah

 

Ezor Today at 8:08 PM

Alright

 

James Today at 8:30 PM

How to come out to your parents

 

Keef Today at 8:30 PM

https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.wikihow.com/Come-Out-to-Your-Parents%3famp=1

 

James Today at 8:30 PM

Wow thanks

 

Nadia Today at 8:30 PM

Wait your parents think your straight?

 

James Today at 8:31 PM

I mean I just got a text from my mom asking if I had a girlfriend yet

 

Shuro Today at 8:31 PM

How do you think they'll react?

 

James Today at 8:31 PM

They're really supportive, but…

I dunno, I'm just nervous

 

Shuro Today at 8:31 PM

That's reasonable. I never came out to my parents, but I kind of wish I had

 

Keef Today at 8:31 PM

Me too

 

Mart Today at 8:32 PM

You were 11

 

Keef Today at 8:32 PM

Yeah? And?

 

Shuro Today at 8:32 PM

Anyway, how would you like to come out?

Over text, over a phone call, or in person?

 

Nadia Today at 8:32 PM

You could also just wait until you get a bf

 

James Today at 8:33 PM

Great

Me, coming out at age 32

 

Pedge Today at 8:33 PM

Bold of you to assume you'll get a boyfriend by then

 

James Today at 8:33 PM

You guys are so mean to me

I open up, and I get faced with this slander

 

Pedge Today at 8:34 PM

I'm kidding

 

Honk Today at 8:34 PM

I baked a cake

 

Keef Today at 8:34 PM

Wait I never actually came out

Shiro

This may change the way you think of me, but

I'm gay

 

Shuro Today at 8:35 PM

I

I had no idea

 

Mart Today at 8:35 PM

Wipes a tear away it's like we've been raising a stranger

 

Keef Today at 8:36 PM

You didn't raise me bitch

My only dads are my actual dad, Shiro, and Adam

 

Mart Today at 8:36 PM

;-;

 

Allura Today at 8:36 PM

James, I think you should just be straightforward with them

I understand that it can be intimidating but you'll be happier in the long run

 

James Today at 8:37 PM

Yeah,,,,,,,,

 

Mart Today at 8:37 PM

Here's how I came out:

My whole family was eating dinner together and I said “hey maybe I'll get a girlfriend at the Garrison”

And then my mom was like “or boyfriend”

And then I said “yeah or boyfriend”

And here we are

 

Allura Today at 8:38 PM

I said, 'Coran, I'm gay’ and he said, ‘Was I supposed to think you were straight?’

 

Pedge Today at 8:38 PM

Idk if I ever officially came out to my parents

 

Lants Today at 8:38 PM

My brother and I were making a bet over who would get a gf first and I said ‘wait what if I get a boyfriend first’

And then he ran and told everyone I said that

 

Veronica Today at 8:39 PM

I came out by bringing a girl home

 

Ezor Today at 8:39 PM

I just texted my mom 'btw I'm gay’

 

Honk Today at 8:39 PM

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(A picture of a cake in the shape of a frying pan frosted with the pan flag with the words ‘I'm pan’ on it)

 

Shay Today at 8:40 PM

Hunk that's super cute!

 

Honk Today at 8:40 PM

Thanks!

 

Allura Today at 8:40 PM

Beautiful

 

Nadia Today at 8:40 PM

Iconic

I told my parents to their faces and they were chill

 

Shay Today at 8:41 PM

My brother was saying he would beat up any boyfriend of mine and I asked what if I get a girlfriend and he said he'd prefer that

 

James Today at 8:41 PM

So some of you just… saw an opportunity and took it?

 

Keef Today at 8:41 PM

If your nervous talk about your gay friend Nadia and see how they feel about it

 

James Today at 8:41 PM

Oh yeah

That's a good idea

 

Keef Today at 8:42 PM

I occasionally have those

 

James Today at 8:42 PM

Keyword occasionally

 

Keef Today at 8:42 PM

Bitch

 

James Today at 8:42 PM

Punk

 

Nadia Today at 8:43 PM

Is this flirting?

 

Keef Today at 8:43 PM

He wishes

 

James Today at 8:43 PM

No

Anyway I'll just say that Nadia will probably get a girlfriend before I do

 

Nadia Today at 8:43 PM

You know that's true

 

Mart Today at 8:44 PM

Can't argue with that logic

 

James Today at 8:44 PM

Mom: Hahahaha! Is Nadia gay?

Me: yeah

 

Keef Today at 8:44 PM

I'm enraptured

 

James Today at 8:45 PM

Mom: well then I guess she can't be your girlfriend, huh?

Me: No definitely not, haha

 

Nadia Today at 8:45 PM

Can we just talk about James typing out 'haha’ to sound straight

Also gross

 

Mart Today at 8:46 PM

10/10 best way to look straight

 

Lants Today at 8:46 PM

13/10 would be tricked again

 

James Today at 8:46 PM

Very funny

 

Allura Today at 8:46 PM

She seems pretty receptive to it

 

Mart Today at 8:46 PM

Yeah she seems fine with Us Gays™

 

James Today at 8:47 PM

Yeah…….. I should be fine coming out but I'm just Not Ready Yet

 

Shuro Today at 8:47 PM

And that's perfectly fine! You can do this all at your own pace

There's no rush

 

James Today at 8:47 PM

Yeah ikik

Thanks for the advice guys

 

Allura Today at 8:47 PM

Of course!

 

Nadia Today at 8:47 PM

Any time!

 

Honk Today at 8:47 PM

We're all here for you, James!

 

James Today at 8:48 PM

Thanks



Chapter Text

Boyf



mattaticate Today at 2:58 AM

@Snapplesteve deal with Shiro's 3 am musings I'm too tired for this

 

Snapplesteve Today at 2:59 AM

@tshirogane go to bed

 

tshirogane Today at 2:59 AM

Worried about Keith

 

Snapplesteve Today at 2:59 AM

What specifically?

 

tshirogane Today at 2:59 AM

I dunno… I feel like every time I let him out of my sight something happens to him

Something that I… could've prevented if I was around

 

Snapplesteve Today at 3:00 AM

He's not living with you, but you're still around

He can still contact you at any time

You're still in the same building as him every day

And even if you're not available, I can try to intervene

I know I failed to do so when you and Matt were on the mission, but…

 

tshirogane Today at 3:00 AM

Don't blame yourself for any of that

You're not his guardian

 

Snapplesteve Today at 3:00 AM

Doesn't mean I couldn't have done something, Shiro

Look, the point is, he's safe

Ok?

 

tshirogane Today at 3:01 AM

Yeah, physically

But yesterday he was saying that he hated himself and his body

And there's a lot of stuff pent up

I'm just… so worried

 

Snapplesteve Today at 3:01 AM

You've been doing everything you can to address his struggles, right?

 

tshirogane Today at 3:01 AM

Of course

 

Snapplesteve Today at 3:02 AM

And he knows this

You can't expect yourself to single-handedly fix all of his problems

A lot of people and a lot of incidents have hurt him

No matter how much you love him and how much care you treat him with, you by yourself can't make it all better

Don't expect yourself to

We're here for you and Keith. We want to help you. Will you let some of the responsibility fall to us?

 

tshirogane Today at 3:04 AM

If that's really what's best for him

 

Snapplesteve Today at 3:04 AM

It is good for him to get help from more than one person. He needs a proper support base

And just as important, it's what's best for you

You need to stay healthy, for yourself and for him

 

tshirogane Today at 3:05 AM

… I know you're right

 

Snapplesteve Today at 3:05 AM

Try to get some sleep

 

tshirogane Today at 3:05 AM

I will

Thanks, Adam

 

Snapplesteve Today at 3:06 AM

Of course

Good night

 

tshirogane Today at 3:06 AM

Night <3





The Garrison GSA



Allura Today at 7:13 AM

So! Who's excited for the first meeting today?

 

Keef Today at 7:15 AM

I haven't been excited in 47 years

 

Pedge Today at 7:15 AM

It's been 84 years

 

Lants Today at 7:15 AM

Jesus right off the bat with the emo stuff

I am!

 

Pedge Today at 7:16 AM

Only if @Mart actually brings cookies like he said he would

 

Mart Today at 7:16 AM

Too early

 

James Today at 7:16 AM

I think it'll be fun

 

Nadia Today at 7:16 AM

Yeah!

 

Ezor Today at 7:17 AM

I'm totally pumped

 

Honk Today at 7:17 AM

Yeah!

 

Shay Today at 7:17 AM

I'll be happy to meet all of you officially in person

 

Pedge Today at 7:17 AM

Matt why is it too early

Also I'm disgusted by everyone's enthusiasm

 

Mart Today at 7:18 AM

Because SHIRO woke me up like four times last night

 

Shuro Today at 7:18 AM

Sorry babe

 

Mart Today at 7:18 AM

All is forgiven please continue calling me babe

 

Ezor Today at 7:18 AM

That's pretty gay

 

Keef Today at 7:19 AM

Me too

 

Lants Today at 7:19 AM

Same

 

Pedge Today at 7:19 AM

For each other, I might add

 

Lants Today at 7:19 AM

tyjgjtdrhurejrj NO

 

Pedge Today at 7:20 AM

Remember when you said you wouldn't mind being Keith's boyfriend?

 

Nadia Today at 7:20 AM

Spill the tea

 

Pedge Today at 7:20 AM

A couple days ago Lance and Keith VC'd and Lance said that VCing doesn't make you boyfriends but he wouldn't mind being Keith's boyfriend

 

Veronica Today at 7:21 AM

What's this?

 

Nadia Today at 7:21 AM

OwO

 

Mart Today at 7:21 AM

OwO

 

Pedge Today at 7:21 AM

Please stop

 

Mart Today at 7:21 AM

OwO

 

Pedge Today at 7:21 AM

You disgust me

 

Nadia Today at 7:22 AM

Anyway

Follow up on that you COWARD

 

Lants Today at 7:22 AM

I'm a slut I'll date anyone that's into my gender

 

Mart Today at 7:22 AM

Me like five years ago

 

Nadia Today at 7:22 AM

Wait when did you and Shiro get together

 

Mart Today at 7:23 AM

Well, we started getting a lot closer after Shiro's injury, me and Dad building him an arm that worked better and all that

But back then we had a… questionable age gap

Also he had some stuff to work out

Keith liked me alright

I think he prefers Adam because he's calmer

Anyway we ended up getting together about two and a half years ago

Actually it was the day we were accepted for the mission

 

Shuro Today at 7:25 AM

I was just… excited

And being the gay disaster that I am

I kissed him

 

Nadia Today at 7:25 AM

Awww

 

Shay Today at 7:25 AM

That's adorable

 

Mart Today at 7:26 AM

Picture us just stealing kisses and shit when my dad wasn't looking on the mission

 

Lants Today at 7:26 AM

Are we talking like pecks on the lips or are we talking full make out sessions

 

Mart Today at 7:26 AM

We made out once but dad caught us and it was super embarrassing

Like dad didn't care but it's embarrassing to kiss your bf in front of your father

 

Lants Today at 7:27 AM

Understandable

 

Honk Today at 7:27 AM

Yeah I think that would make anyone feel a little uncomfortable

 

Nadia Today at 7:30 AM

Wait so you do actually have a metal arm?

 

Shuro Today at 7:30 AM

… yes? I thought that was common knowledge

 

Nadia Today at 7:30 AM

I mean yeah there were rumors and all that

Shuro Today at 7:30 AM

Yes, I actually have a prosthetic arm

 

Keef Today at 7:31 AM

It's stronger than a human arm

 

Pedge Today at 7:31 AM

What about a you arm

 

Keef Today at 7:31 AM

I didn't get that much stronger

A little but I was already pretty strong

I could forcibly move a full grown man when I was 11

 

James Today at 7:32 AM

How do you know that?!

 

Keef Today at 7:32 AM

Oh you thought I only fought people my own size?

 

James Today at 7:32 AM

I did. I really did.

 

Keef Today at 7:32 AM

Well you were wrong

 

Lants Today at 7:33 AM

Jesus Christ Keith

 

Zethrid Today at 7:33 AM

I like this kid more every day

 

Keef Today at 7:33 AM

We're the same age drop the ‘kid’ thing

 

Zethrid Today at 7:33 AM

You're small. Therefore. A child.





Direct message

@deadlyinstinct



tshirogane Today at 8:41 AM

You've made it pretty clear that you're unhappy

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:41 AM

I'm fine

 

tshirogane Today at 8:41 AM

Be honest

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:42 AM

I've been worse

 

tshirogane Today at 8:42 AM

But you've been better, too

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:42 AM

I guess?

 

tshirogane Today at 8:43 AM

How can I help?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:43 AM

I don't know

 

tshirogane Today at 8:43 AM

Talk to me

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:43 AM

I have a lot of feelings and I don't like it and I don't know what to do with it

Ever since I brought up the knife incident it's been running through my head a lot

It was pretty dumb of me to mention it

 

tshirogane Today at 8:44 AM

No, there's no way you could've known that that would trigger this

Can you think of any way that you could make that stop?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:45 AM

Sometimes when I get in arguments I accidentally yell something about My Trauma™ and it's embarrassing but

Shiro they tried to implant memories

They tried to convince me I was remembering it wrong

And I was so scared that I would go to jail when I was 11 and get out eventually and find out that you didn't make it and were just dead

and now theres a bunch of big authority figures that want to tell me what to do and i dont trust anu of them

i dont eant to do husr whayecee they say

i want yhrm to earn iy.but noms of gbem seem ti want to

im crying in thw bayheom and i have a cpass aoon

 

tshirogane Today at 8:49 AM

Your first teacher is Adam, right?

Do you want me to talk to him?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 8:49 AM

i wamt a lor of thimgs

 

tshirogane Today at 8:50 AM

Make a list of everything you want




Direct message

@Snapplesteve

tshirogane Today at 8:50 AM

Hey I just wanted to let you know that Keith might not be in class today

He's not feeling well

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:50 AM

How can I help?

 

tshirogane Today at 8:51 AM

I'm having him make a list of everything he wants

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:51 AM

Good

I'll excuse the absence

 

tshirogane Today at 8:51 AM

Thank you

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:51 AM

Of course

 

tshirogane Today at 8:51 AM

<3

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:52 AM

<3




Direct message

@deadlyinstinct



deadlyinstinct Today at 8:55 AM

a hug/that thimg that hou do where you just hold me un your lap

to vent ro someone.who womt take my probelms on themselves

have people who like me worry aboyt me less anf npt have to ferl like im constantly rxplaining myself

to ve human

to br able to ride in cars and not freak put a d claw everything

to be able to talj about stuff withput crying




Shiro swept into the third bathroom he'd checked and heard Keith's breathing. It hitched as soon as he entered the room, like he was trying to stay quiet while others were around.

Shiro knocked on the stall door. “Keith?”

The boy opened the door and sank into Shiro's open arms. The pair sank to the tiled floor together, ignoring how presumably gross it was, Shiro pulling Keith into his lap and Keith burying his face in Shiro's neck. Shiro tried to ignore how tiny his trembling cousin felt in his arms.

“I don't want to dump all my problems on you,” Keith choked out. “I-I know you're stressed, and-”

“Shhhhh,” Shiro shushed him. “It's ok. Let me and my boyfriends worry about me, ok?”

“No,” Keith disagreed, pulling back to look Shiro in the eyes. It was always unnerving how Keith's eyes and face didn't turn red or even change color when he cried. “If you're allowed to worry about me, I'm allowed to worry about you. That's how love works.”

“Hugging you and comforting you makes me happy. When you're in my arms I know you're safe, and that makes me happy,” Shiro informed him. “This is helping me too.”

“It is?”

“Yes. But I know that, practically speaking, I can't always be there when you need someone. It's not always possible. I know that, and you know that. But we're not alone. You have your friends, and we both have Matt and Adam. We don't need to go through this alone. Neither of us are at our best right now, but that's ok. We're getting there.” Shiro felt his throat start to tighten up, but he held back any tears. “We're not alone, Keith. We don't need to go through this alone. You don't need to go through this alone.”

Keith smiled weakly. “I know that I'm not alone anymore. You never let me forget it.”

Shiro returned the smile. “I love you so much, Keith.” He planted a kiss on his forehead. “Never forget that. I love you so much.”

“I love you too,” Keith responded.





The Garrison GSA



Nadia Today at 9:18 AM

Keith walking into class late like a motherfucker, teacher don't give a shit

 

Keef Today at 9:58 AM

It's cause he's dating my cousin and he wants me to continue to approve of him

 

Nadia Today at 9:58 AM

Oh damn

 

Shuro Today at 9:59 AM

No, it's because I told him why you were late

He's not gonna punish you for something you didn't have control over

 

Lants Today at 9:59 AM

Wait what happened

 

Keef Today at 9:59 AM

It's complicated dw about it

 

James Today at 10:00 AM

Man I wish I had a teacher to stick up for me missing class when I didn't feel good

 

Lants Today at 10:00 AM

Hey he said it was complicated so that means fucking drop it

 

Lotor Today at 10:00 AM

It's a fair complaint. Keith does have an advantage since he knows multiple staff members personally

 

Lants Today at 10:01 AM

You don't see V bailing me out of trouble because I don't need to be bailed out of trouble because when I get in trouble I deserve it

She's staff that I know personally

Actually, so are Shiro and Matt now

 

Lotor Today at 10:02 AM

Well maybe that's just because you have more strength of character

 

Shuro Today at 10:02 AM

Lotor, back down.

I intervene when I think it's necessary. No other time.

 

James Today at 10:02 AM

What about when Keith randomly punched me?

 

Shuro Today at 10:03 AM

That wasn't random. You were antagonizing him over a touchy subject. He didn't engage with you until you brought up his parents.

 

James Today at 10:03 AM

I didn't know…

 

Shuro Today at 10:04 AM

It was a complicated situation and you didn't have all the information, so I can understand why you might have been jealous of Keith, or maybe even why you would be jealous of him now

You still don't have the majority of the information

But this particular incident doesn't concern you

Don't involve yourself

 

James Today at 10:04 AM

Yes, sir

I'm sorry

 

Shuro Today at 10:05 AM

It's alright, so long as you learn from the experience

 

James Today at 10:05 AM

Of course, sir

 

Shuro Today at 10:05 AM

Good

And you can drop the ‘sir’ thing

 

James Today at 10:06 AM

It just…. seemed appropriate with the circumstances





Caffeine addicts



5 hour energy Today at 10:08 AM

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(A screenshot of Shiro scolding James and James's response)

Proof that James rolls over like a little bitch under the slightest pressure

 

Turkish coffee Today at 10:08 AM

Did we expect any different?

 

Gas station roast Today at 10:09 AM

Lt Shirogane is just… really intimidating

You guys would've done the same thing! What was I supposed to do, get in an argument with a superior officer?

 

5 hour energy Today at 10:09 AM

No, but the rest of us wouldn't have gotten in that mess in the first place

Or gotten in a fight with Keith

 

Gas station roast Today at 10:10 AM

Don't pretend you're not a little salty about how much Keith can get away with

 

Earl grey Today at 10:10 AM

From what I have observed, Lt Shirogane will grant similar leniencies to others that he believes deserve it

I imagine if you were in a similar situation as Keith and he was aware of it, he would do the same thing for you

He's just more aware of Keith's issues because he was his legal guardian for a number of years

 

Gas station roast Today at 10:11 AM

You think I could just go up to him and say ‘hey I have a stomachache can you get Lt Walker to excuse my absence’ and it would work?

 

5 hour energy Today at 10:11 AM

No I think it's more of a ‘hey I was crying in the bathroom would you mind explaining that to Lt Walker for me’ kind of thing

 

Gas station roast Today at 10:12 AM

I don't think that was the situation

 

Earl grey Today at 10:12 AM

I'm in the same class as Nadia and Keith, and I believe she is correct

Keith showed no signs of physical pain when he entered the classroom, and as soon as he entered Lt Walker engaged in a conversation with him that seemed reassuring in nature

 

5 hour energy Today at 10:13 AM

And he's purple with yellow eyes we have no idea if you can tell when he cries

 

Gas station roast Today at 10:13 AM

Well now I feel guilty

 

5 hour energy Today at 10:13 AM

Well maybe you should

And maybe you should apologize

 

Gas station roast Today at 10:14 AM

…….

 

5 hour energy Today at 10:14 AM

Well it was a long shot

 

Gas station roast Today at 10:14 AM

No your right

It's time I apologized

 

5 hour energy Today at 10:15 AM

Character development!




Direct message

@deadlyinstinct



griffindork Today at 10:20 AM

I haven't been very nice to you in the past

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:20 AM

True

 

griffindork Today at 10:20 AM

I'm sorry about that

I have no idea what your situation is and I shouldn't assume it's the same as mine

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:20 AM

You've been a dick but you're trying

 

griffindork Today at 10:21 AM

I am trying, but I feel like you also haven't been nice to me?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:21 AM

When

 

griffindork Today at 10:21 AM

When we… used to fight?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:21 AM

You always started it

I didn't want anything to do with you

But

I was a piece of work back then

Not specifically towards you, just in general

I was hard to work with and I know that

So… sorry that I was generally a dick

I'm trying to be less of a dick

 

griffindork Today at 10:22 AM

Me too

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:23 AM

Cool





The Garrison GSA

 

Ezor Today at 11:18 AM

Damn missed the drama

 

Pedge Today at 11:18 AM

And Lotor shutting up the instant he's told to

 

Zethrid Today at 11:18 AM

@Lotor you're such a little bitch

 

Shuro Today at 11:19 AM

I'm rather glad he backed down

I didn't want any unnecessary conflict

 

Allura Today at 11:19 AM

Thank you for defusing the situation

 

Keef Today at 11:19 AM

He's the adult it's his job

 

Allura Today at 11:19 AM

Still

 

Shuro Today at 11:20 AM

But yes, if there is conflict here, I'll do my best to defuse it

 

Lotor Today at 11:20 AM

Why was I pinged?

Oh

I don't ever mean to instigate anything

 

Lants Today at 11:21 AM

And my name isn't Lance McClain

 

Pedge Today at 11:21 AM

And Keith isn't gay

 

Keef Today at 11:21 AM

Hey leave my homoromanticness out of this

 

Nadia Today at 11:21 AM

Oh that's a hefty word

 

Keef Today at 11:22 AM

Harder to turn into a noun

 

Pedge Today at 11:22 AM

That's true

 

Nadia Today at 11:22 AM

Oh makes sense

Just say gayness

 

Keef Today at 11:23 AM

Fair enough

 

James Today at 11:23 AM

Wait what's your sexuality

 

Keef Today at 11:23 AM

I'm demi

It's on the asexual spectrum

 

James Today at 11:24 AM

Oh nice

 

Keef Today at 11:24 AM

Yeah




Ze Gays



Gremlin Today at 12:05 PM

Let's kinkshame Shiro and Matt in front of their new boyfriend

 

No more fights Today at 12:05 PM

@Snapplesteve

 

Raspberry tea Today at 12:05 PM

Hm?

Oh… I don't know if that's any of my business right now

 

Gremlin Today at 12:06 PM

Don't you wanna know what you're… getting into?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:06 PM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Raspberry tea Today at 12:06 PM

Again, it's not my business right now

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it

 

Gremlin Today at 12:07 PM

Matt has a daddy kink that Shiro has been failing to fulfill

 

Mattaticate Today at 12:07 PM

I thought we established that that was a joke

But if Adam has a daddy kink, well, I'm not opposed

Raspberry tea Today at 12:07 PM

Again, I don't think this is a conversation we need to be having this early in the relationship

 

tshirogane Today at 12:08 PM

Adam's not ready to talk about this kind of thing, guys

And it's really none of anyone else's business

 

No more fights Today at 12:08 PM

Unless it is

 

Mattaticate Today at 12:08 PM

That was like one or two times

 

No more fights Today at 12:08 PM

If I had a dollar for every time I've overheard things…

I'm sorry, but Matt is not quiet

 

tshirogane Today at 12:09 PM

Can you tell us these things not on the group chat?

 

No more fights Today at 12:09 PM

More fun this way

 

tshirogane Today at 12:09 PM

I'm really sorry about this Adam

 

Raspberry tea Today at 12:09 PM

It's ok, I know how hard teenagers are to control

 

Mattaticate Today at 12:10 PM

Getting kinkshamed is my kink

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:10 PM

You have a humiliation kink?

 

Mattaticate Today at 12:10 PM

I'm joking, I'm joking

 

No more fights Today at 12:11 PM

The real question is: when he confesses to having a kink and then says he's joking, which time is he lying?

 

Pedge Today at 12:11 PM

:eyes:

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:11 PM

⚆ _ ⚆

 

tshirogane Today at 12:11 PM

Alright, that's enough, you guys

 

Gremlin Today at 12:12 PM

Good-natured dad voice

 

Beach Bitch Today at 12:12 PM

It's never enough ;)

 

Mattaticate Today at 12:12 PM

;)))))

 

tshirogane Today at 12:12 PM

Matt, you're not helping

 

Gremlin Today at 12:13 PM

He's helping himself

 

Raspberry tea Today at 12:13 PM

If Matt wants to get kinkshamed, that's his thing, but leave Shiro out of it

You're making him uncomfortable

 

Gremlin Today at 12:13 PM

When your man sticks up for you

 

tshirogane Today at 12:14 PM

Thank you, Adam

 

Raspberry tea Today at 12:14 PM

<3

 

tshirogane Today at 12:14 PM

<3

 

Mattaticate Today at 12:14 PM

<3

 

tshirogane Today at 12:15 PM

Nope still mad at you

 

Mattaticate Today at 12:15 PM

;-;

 

tshirogane Today at 12:15 PM

I'm joking I'm no good at being mad at the people I love

 

Mattaticate Today at 12:15 PM

giggisgijtegkejt <333333

 

Gremlin Today at 12:15 PM

Absolutely disgusting





The Garrison GSA



Nadia Today at 4:12 PM

Hey quick question where the fuck am I supposed to go

 

Allura Today at 4:12 PM

Room 207 in building B

 

Nadia Today at 4:12 PM

Shit

Thanks

 

Allura Today at 5:06 PM

That was a wonderful first meeting, everyone! I think we all enjoyed ourselves, yes?

 

Pedge Today at 5:09 PM

Quick question Matt why were there scratches on your face

 

Mart Today at 5:09 PM

Experimenting

You should see the rest of my body ;)

 

Pedge Today at 5:09 PM

WHAT

 

Lants Today at 5:09 PM

HDGKDJGSJGSJF

Nadia Today at 5:09 PM

Press A for concern

 

Lants Today at 5:09 PM

A

 

James Today at 5:09 PM

A

 

Ezor Today at 5:09 PM

A

 

Allura Today at 5:09 PM

A

 

Keef Today at 5:09 PM

A

 

Lants Today at 5:10 PM

Shiro, any comment

 

Shuro Today at 5:10 PM

Oh, I'm staying out of this

 

Pedge Today at 5:10 PM

WHAT

 

Mart Today at 5:10 PM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Shuro Today at 5:11 PM

Matt not here

There are children

 

Mart Today at 5:11 PM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Lants Today at 5:11 PM

This conversation is so cursed





Direct message

@mattaticate



deadlyinstinct Today at 5:15 PM

Um

Thanks

 

mattaticate Today at 5:15 PM

Anytime :)

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 5:15 PM

I mean it

 

mattaticate Today at 5:16 PM

Hey, it's not every day you get to protect your family, disgust your sibling, and embarrass your bf in one go

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 5:16 PM

:thinking:

I guess that is what you did

But yeah thanks

 

mattaticate Today at 5:16 PM

<3

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 5:16 PM

….

<3




Direct message

@mattaticate



tshirogane Today at 5:13 PM

...really?

 

mattaticate Today at 5:16 PM

What, did you want me to tell the truth?

That was the easiest way to get them to shut up about it

Also he sent me a heart so

 

tshirogane Today at 5:16 PM

That's a good point

Him feeling safe and comfortable is more important than me not being a little embarrassed

So… thanks for sticking up for my little cousin

And I'm glad you're bonding

Even if it's over my humiliation

 

mattaticate Today at 5:17 PM

Sure thing, love

 

tshirogane Today at 5:17 PM

bddjhsutjfw

I love you so much

 

mattaticate Today at 5:17 PM

I love you too




Ze Gays



Gremlin Today at 6:23 PM

Hey Shiro quick question

Is Keith napping on the floor,,,,, normal

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:23 PM

Pics or it didn't happen

 

Gremlin Today at 6:24 PM

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     IMG_20180812_155431870.jpg

(A picture of Keith curled up on the floor in front of the window, presumably asleep)

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:24 PM

Awww

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:24 PM

Is there sometimes sunlight there

 

Gremlin Today at 6:25 PM

Oh my god was he sleeping in a sunny spot like a cat

 

tshirogane Today at 6:25 PM

Yes he has some cat like habits

He really likes warm places even though we're in the desert

Just don't wake him up

 

Gremlin Today at 6:26 PM

Well, the sunlight's gone now

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:26 PM

Probably just tired

 

Gremlin Today at 6:26 PM

He just got up, moved to his bed and got under the covers, and went back to sleep

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:27 PM

A sleepy cat

 

Gremlin Today at 6:27 PM

But like…. we need to go get dinner

 

tshirogane Today at 6:27 PM

Hmm

Wake him up but from across the room

He doesn't like being woken up

 

Gremlin Today at 6:28 PM

K

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:30 PM

Pidge you good

 

Gremlin Today at 6:30 PM

Apparently it's ‘so cold out there’

 

tshirogane Today at 6:30 PM

He's cold?

 

Gremlin Today at 6:31 PM

He's up now

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:31 PM

@No more fights has it ever occurred to you that finger gloves would keep you warmer

 

No more fights Today at 6:31 PM

I can't wear finger gloves

My claws would ruin the fingertips

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:31 PM

So don't unsheathe them?

 

No more fights Today at 6:32 PM

I don't do it on purpose! That's like telling someone to stop sneezing

And I've only hurt people for waking me up, like… twice

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:32 PM

Untrue

You've hurt me at least once and Shiro more than once

 

tshirogane Today at 6:33 PM

I'm not saying you do it all the time, I just know you hate hurting the people you care about in surprise

And it's significantly easier now that you have claws

Anyway why are you cold?

 

No more fights Today at 6:33 PM

Idk I probably got used to my non air-conditioned barely insulated cabin

 

Gremlin Today at 6:34 PM

Wouldn't that make you used to temperature changes? The desert is cold at night

 

No more fights Today at 6:34 PM

I had a pile of blankets

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:34 PM

But if you're cold in like… normal room temperature

Why the hell weren't you cold in the desert at night

 

No more fights Today at 6:35 PM

Idfk

Why are we still on this

I thought you woke me up for dinner

 

Gremlin Today at 6:35 PM

Yeah yeah let's go




Boyf



Snapplesteve Today at 7:48 PM

I bribed Keith with hot chocolate to hang out with me

 

tshirogane Today at 7:48 PM

How'd that go?

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:48 PM

He was pretty tired, but other than that he seemed fine

As per usual he wasn't interested in small talk

But I started talking about that crazy conspiracy theory Matt showed me and that piqued his interest

 

tshirogane Today at 7:49 PM

Good! I'm glad you connected with him (even if it was in a… weird way)

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:49 PM

Yeah communicating with teenagers is all about figuring out what they're interested in and milking it

 

tshirogane Today at 7:49 PM

That's true

 

mattaticate Today at 7:50 PM

And I guess I was helpful

 

tshirogane Today at 7:50 PM

I guess conspiracy theories are useful for something

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:50 PM

Honestly a shocker





Direct message

@cubanbeauty



deadlyinstinct Today at 11:27 PM

Hey we haven't really had like

One on one chats lately

 

cubanbeauty Today at 11:27 PM

I wasn't aware that you wanted to

Actually I tried to start a conversation but

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:27 PM

I'm really not ready to talk about that

 

cubanbeauty Today at 11:28 PM

I'm sorry I'm sorry

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:28 PM

It's ok

I guess… I dunno

I'm just a little worried, honestly

You weren't doing well before, but now you're fine

Did your state actually improve or are you just having a facade?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 11:28 PM

Honestly? Nothing's changed except… well, now that you're here at the Garrison, it's… like our conversations from last week occurred in a different reality or like

Like last week you were this guy on the internet who wanted to listen to me

Pidge introduced you to us but I didn't really make the connection of you and you

But now you're here and there's a face to the name and it's more intimidating to talk to you when I know I have to see you irl tomorrow

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:30 PM

I'm sorry

cubanbeauty Today at 11:30 PM

It's just my dumb anxiety

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:30 PM

It's not dumb

But remember that you know all kinds of shit about me

Shit that I've… never told anyone else

 

cubanbeauty Today at 11:31 PM

Wait really?

Doesn't Pidge know?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:31 PM

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure Matt told them or smth

My point is… I want you to feel as safe with me as I feel with you

 

cubanbeauty Today at 11:31 PM

I

Keith, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you feel safe with me

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:32 PM

There's something about you that just makes me feel ok about lowering my guard

This has never happened before

It took months for me to even let Shiro touch me

I mean I was really skittish back then but still

It kinda scares me

Please don't hurt me

 

cubanbeauty Today at 11:33 PM

I would never hurt you on purpose

I promise

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:33 PM

And in return, I promise to never hurt you on purpose either

You're a really good guy, Lance

 

cubanbeauty Today at 11:33 PM

You too, even if I didn't realize it at first

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:34 PM

We should probably get some sleep

 

cubanbeauty Today at 11:34 PM

Yeah, probably

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:34 PM

Weutbdrhegwgjtje

 

cubanbeauty Today at 11:35 PM

Keith?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:36 PM

Pidge just threw their pillow at mefcigfj

hrgejjtshtwwhfshfm

 

cubanbeauty Today at 11:36 PM

Uh

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 11:38 PM

Alright they just threatened to tell Shiro if I don't go to bed fuckin hypocrite

Gnight

 

cubanbeauty Today at 11:38 PM

Gnight!





Direct message

@mattaticate



cubanbeauty Today at 11:40 PM

Pidge is still awake

 

mattaticate Today at 11:40 PM

Idgaf I'm not their dad





Direct message

@tshirogane



cubanbeauty Today at 11:41 PM

Pidge is still awake

 

tshirogane Today at 11:41 PM

Ugh… why am I tasked with this





Direct message

@pokepowered



tshirogane Today at 11:42 PM

Go to bed

 

pokepowered Today at 11:42 PM

Why do you care

 

tshirogane Today at 11:42 PM

It's my job

 

pokepowered Today at 11:42 PM

Your not my dad

 

tshirogane Today at 11:43 PM

No, but I do know your father

I'm sure he'd be very interested to find out how late you stay up

 

pokepowered Today at 11:43 PM

OK JEEZ I'M GOING TO BED

 

tshirogane Today at 11:43 PM

Good night! :)



Chapter Text

Direct message

@mattaticate



pokepowered Today at 7:06 AM

Hey do you have any blackmail on Shiro

 

mattaticate Today at 7:06 AM

I might… why?

 

pokepowered Today at 7:06 AM

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(A screenshot of Shiro threatening to tell Sam about Pidge's sleeping habits)

 

mattaticate Today at 7:07 AM

Oh

Lmao

that's your problem buddy

 

pokepowered Today at 7:07 AM

Matt how could you fail me in my time of need

 

mattaticate Today at 7:07 AM

Sorry pal

You made your bed

 

pokepowered Today at 7:07 AM

It looks like I've got no choice

 

mattaticate Today at 7:08 AM

What does that mean

Pidge?

Pidge what does that mean????





Direct message

@deadlyinstinct



pokepowered Today at 7:10 AM

Tell me about the fabled pizza incident

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:10 AM

Ok two things

One: we're in the same room Pidge

Two: what's in it for me

 

pokepowered Today at 7:10 AM

One: I don't like to verbally communicate before 7:30 am. You know this

Two: I'll share my blackmail with you

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:11 AM

Pigeon. I don't think you understand the severity of the pizza incident.

I don't know if you're ready for this information

 

pokepowered Today at 7:11 AM

Hit me cowboy

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:11 AM

Also I don't know if you have anything as valuable as… this

 

pokepowered Today at 7:12 AM

Oh really? Where do you get your juice on Lance or Hunk?

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:12 AM

Lance will fold if I clean a knife near him

And why the fuck would I blackmail Hunk

Sorry Pidget you're gonna have to do better than that

 

pokepowered Today at 7:13 AM

The window

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:13 AM

Your search history from two years ago

 

pokepowered Today at 7:13 AM

That app on your computer

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:13 AM

Karaoke night

 

pokepowered Today at 7:13 AM

The skirt

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:13 AM

I'm fucking proud of that do better

 

pokepowered Today at 7:14 AM

The beer

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:14 AM

The wine

 

pokepowered Today at 7:14 AM

The dishwasher

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:14 AM

The safe

 

pokepowered Today at 7:14 AM

IKEA

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:14 AM

That's a low blow

Your criminal record

 

pokepowered Today at 7:15 AM

Your criminal record

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:15 AM

Irrelevant, everyone knows I'm a delinquent

Face it, Pidge. You don't have anything worth this intel

 

pokepowered Today at 7:15 AM

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:15 AM

Pizza :)

 

pokepowered Today at 7:15 AM

Oh my GOD

Ugh, whatever




Direct message

@mattaticate



pokepowered Today at 7:17 AM

Hey quick question what's the pizza incident

 

mattaticate Today at 7:17 AM

It starts with a p

And it has five letters

;)

 

pokepowered Today at 7:17 AM

Wow, thanks

 

mattaticate Today at 7:18 AM

Pizza happened, my dearest Pigeon

 

pokepowered Today at 7:18 AM

What did Shiro give you to ensure your silence

 

mattaticate Today at 7:18 AM

;)

 

pokepowered Today at 7:18 AM

Gross

 

mattaticate Today at 7:18 AM

;)))))))




Ze Gays



Gremlin Today at 7:20 AM

So, in conclusion, Keith and Matt are both useless lumps of shit

 

No more fights Today at 7:20 AM

Correct

 

Gremlin Today at 7:20 AM

You

Don't agree with me so readily

 

No more fights Today at 7:21 AM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Mattaticate Today at 7:21 AM

Cut to Shiro dialing a psychiatrist

 

No more fights Today at 7:21 AM

The last time I had a psychiatrist they gave me medication that made me vomit my intestines out

 

tshirogane Today at 7:22 AM

That's not fair, Keith. There's no way he could have known that it would affect you like that

Medicine has different effects on different people

 

Beach Bitch Today at 7:22 AM

At one point I was on ADHD meds that made me into a zombie, so… yeah, I agree

 

Raspberry tea Today at 7:23 AM

Finding medication that works for you is often trying to find a balance of pros and cons to taking the meds

Are they worth their side effects, I guess you could say

 

No more fights Today at 7:23 AM

I just don't take any

W/e

 

Raspberry tea Today at 7:24 AM

That's a valid choice





Direct message

@deadlyinstinct



tshirogane Today at 7:24 AM

But I will be scheduling another appointment with the therapist

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:24 AM

Oh my GOD CHILL

 

tshirogane Today at 7:24 AM

Keith…

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:25 AM

I know I know

I'll go

On my bike

for you

 

tshirogane Today at 7:25 AM

Thank you

I love you

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:25 AM

Yeah yeah ily2





Ze Gays



tshirogane Today at 9:07 AM

@Raspberry tea I'm gonna kiss you in front of your students

 

Raspberry tea Today at 9:07 AM

Ohngod

 

tshirogane Today at 9:07 AM

I'm gonna get ya

 

Raspberry tea Today at 9:08 AM

fgkgdjdjdudif sweetheart no

 

tshirogane Today at 9:08 AM

Sweetheart yes

 

No more fights Today at 9:08 AM

dgnvsjgsueh Shiro you're such a chaotic gay

 

tshirogane Today at 9:08 AM

I'm gonna get ya

 

Raspberry tea Today at 9:08 AM

You're so cute I can't




The Garrison GSA



Nadia Today at 9:35 AM

Fygjjshdutusd what the FUCK

 

Keef Today at 9:35 AM

Shiro is a chaotic gay

 

Nadia Today at 9:35 AM

I'm gonna cry that was great

 

Ezor Today at 9:47 AM

?

 

Nadia Today at 9:49 AM

Shirogane just came into the classroom, gave Walker a couple papers and then kissed him

 

Ezor Today at 9:49 AM

We knew they were a thing?

 

Nadia Today at 9:49 AM

UM

SEEING IT IN ACTION IS DIFFERENT?

 

Ezor Today at 9:50 AM

That's true

 

Mart Today at 9:50 AM

I love my boyfriends

 

Shuro Today at 9:50 AM

I love you too babe

 

Keef Today at 9:50 AM

Something's got you affectionate today Shiro

 

Shuro Today at 9:51 AM

You think this is affectionate?

You haven't seen anything yet

 

Keef Today at 9:51 AM

Hey, as long as it's not directed at me

 

Shuro Today at 9:51 AM

Oh, you'll get some too

 

Keef Today at 9:51 AM

Oh God no

 

Shuro Today at 9:51 AM

:D

 

Keef Today at 9:51 AM

(ง’̀-‘́)ง





Direct message

@deadlyinstinct



tshirogane Today at 9:52 AM

Are you actually having a no touch/no attention day or are you just trying to uphold your image

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:52 AM

Verbal affection is ok

No touch

 

tshirogane Today at 9:52 AM

You got it

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:53 AM

Thanks

 

tshirogane Today at 9:53 AM

I love you

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:53 AM

….

I love you too




The Garrison GSA



James Today at 10:37 AM

Hey @Keef quick question what the hell

 

Lants Today at 10:39 AM

Misunderstanding we're good

 

James Today at 10:39 AM

You're good?

 

Lants Today at 10:39 AM

Yep

 

Mart Today at 10:40 AM

Wait what happened

 

James Today at 10:40 AM

Keith just threw Lance into a wall

 

Mart Today at 10:40 AM

Uh Keith

 

Lants Today at 10:43 AM

The two of us are fine don't worry

Don't get mad at Keith

I said it's fine it's fine

Don't get mad on my behalf cause I'm not mad

 

Shuro Today at 10:44 AM

Are you ok

Like physically

Are you hurt

 

Lants Today at 10:45 AM

Walker took me captive

I'm in his office

I'm a little disoriented and my head hurts but other than that I'm ok

 

Shuro Today at 10:45 AM

Ok good Adam will take care of you

 

Lants Today at 10:45 AM

He's worried about a concussion

 

Shuro Today at 10:46 AM

Well let's hope you don't have one




Direct message

@cubanbeauty



deadlyinstinct Today at 10:47 AM

I'm really sorry

cubanbeauty Today at 10:47 AM

Dude it's ok

I'm sorry for sneaking up on you

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:47 AM

I promised I wouldn't hurt you

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:48 AM

No you promised you wouldn't hurt me on purpose

It was an accidenr

We're good

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:48 AM

Still

I'm sorry

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:48 AM

Don't worry about it

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:49 AM

Can I worry about you

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:49 AM

I feel fine. Just a little stunned but I'll be fine

I've gotten a concussion before and this doesn't feel the same ok?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:50 AM

Ok..

I'll stop worrying when Adam confirms that your fine

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:50 AM

That's fair

But really. I'm fine





Ze Gays



tshirogane Today at 11:00 AM

Hey Adam how's Lance?

 

Raspberry tea Today at 11:00 AM

He seems ok

I'm gonna keep him here for another half hour or so

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:00 AM

Yeah mostly just my ear hurts now

No more fights Today at 11:02 AM

Sorry

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:02 AM

If you apologize one more time I'm gonna

I'm gonna cry

 

No more fights Today at 11:02 AM

Ok ok jeez I won't

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:02 AM

I knew that threat would work on someone

 

tshirogane Today at 11:03 AM

It works on anyone who cares about you, Lance

 

No more fights Today at 11:03 AM

Except Pidge

They'd call your bluff

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:36 AM

Hey Adam have you told your family that you're dating yet?

 

Raspberry tea Today at 11:36 AM

Oh god

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:36 AM

Is that a no?

 

Raspberry tea Today at 11:36 AM

Please don't remind me that that's a thing I should be doing

 

tshirogane Today at 11:37 AM

I think I met your sister at one point

 

Raspberry tea Today at 11:37 AM

Oh god no

Stop

 

tshirogane Today at 11:37 AM

What's wrong?

 

Raspberry tea Today at 11:37 AM

Hnnnnnn

 

tshirogane Today at 11:38 AM

Do you not think they'll approve?

 

Raspberry tea Today at 11:38 AM

No they will they're just little shits, all of them

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:38 AM

Perfect! Takashi and I will fit right in!

 

Raspberry tea Today at 11:38 AM

I'm fairly confident they'll love you and

Hnn

They're so embarrassing

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:39 AM

Do they do the 'soooo… Shiro, huh?’ thing?

 

Raspberry tea Today at 11:39 AM

They have, yes

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:39 AM

They sound kinda like my family

 

Gremlin Today at 11:39 AM

Yeah only you have like 28 siblings

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:40 AM

4 but ok

 

Raspberry tea Today at 11:40 AM

I only have 1 thank god

I can't imagine……. 4

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:40 AM

Eh you get used to it

 

Raspberry tea Today at 11:40 AM

Anyway

No, I haven't

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:41 AM

Man you shoulda seen my mom

She was so excited

Also gave him the shovel talk

 

tshirogane Today at 11:41 AM

Colleen Holt is terrifying.

That is all.

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:41 AM

Now it's your turn

 

Raspberry tea Today at 11:42 AM

I am genuinely afraid

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:42 AM

Anyway dad already likes you alright

 

tshirogane Today at 11:42 AM

And Pidge takes bribes

And Keith apparently likes you better than Matt

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:42 AM

:’(

 

tshirogane Today at 11:43 AM

Do you actually, Keith?

 

No more fights Today at 11:43 AM

What the fuck Shiro you can't just put a guy on the spot and say ‘oh yeah here's two nice people now pick your favorite and make the other feel bad’

Seriously what the fuck

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:43 AM

Just pick a favorite You Coward

 

No more fights Today at 11:43 AM

Fine

I like Adam better because he still Fears Me

 

Raspberry tea Today at 11:44 AM

Do I?

 

No more fights Today at 11:44 AM

You Should

 

tshirogane Today at 11:44 AM

Keith stop trying to scare away my boyfriend

I want to keep him

Don't worry, Adam. He may look like a knife-wielding alien that could kick your ass on the outside, but on the inside he's just a knife wielding human that could kick your ass

 

No more fights Today at 11:45 AM

Can and Will if I Need To

 

Raspberry tea Today at 11:45 AM

O...k

If you beat me up then you can't use my shower

 

No more fights Today at 11:46 AM

Fine I'll just not shower

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:46 AM

Bad

Adam please let him use your shower

 

Raspberry tea Today at 11:46 AM

I'm joking

Just like I'm sure he's joking about beating me up

 

No more fights Today at 11:47 AM

You can tell yourself that if it makes you feel better

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:47 AM

Keeeeeiiiith

 

No more fights Today at 11:47 AM

Idk why I'm just in a mood right now

Anyway update Lance looks fine

 

Gremlin Today at 11:48 AM

Little bump but that might just be his misshapen head

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:48 AM

Wow thanks

 

Gremlin Today at 11:48 AM

At least I'm Honest

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:55 AM

Also another update: Hunk is talking to one of the girls from the GSA?

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:56 AM

Is this a love arc?

 

Gremlin Today at 11:56 AM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:56 AM

I don't hear what they're saying but I already ship it

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:57 AM

I don't even know which girl it was and I ship it unless it's one of the lesbians

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:57 AM

No it's Shay

She didn't specify her orientation

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:57 AM

So he does have a chance

 

Beach Bitch Today at 11:57 AM

Maybe

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:58 AM

Great!






The Garrison GSA



James Today at 12:37 PM

Do you ever just see someone and… wow. I'm gay

 

Allura Today at 12:37 PM

Every day

 

Ezor Today at 12:37 PM

Yes

 

Acxa Today at 12:37 PM

Without a doubt

 

Nadia Today at 12:37 PM

Mood

 

Lants Today at 12:37 PM

I feel personally called out

 

Veronica Today at 12:37 PM

Wow if that ain't me

 

Mart Today at 12:37 PM

ME!

 

Keef Today at 12:39 PM

Who was it this time

 

James Today at 12:39 PM

I think he was an engineer

 

Allura Today at 12:39 PM

Controversial opinion: comm officers are the hottest

 

Keef Today at 12:40 PM

My engineer is pretty hot

 

Pedge Today at 12:40 PM

Comm officer solidarity

 

Romelle Today at 12:40 PM

I'm in on that

 

Lants Today at 12:40 PM

Mm I think they're all hot

 

Mart Today at 12:41 PM

Chaotic

Also same

 

Lants Today at 12:41 PM

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ 

 

Mart Today at 12:41 PM

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ 

 

Keef Today at 12:44 PM

Hey James quick question how does your mom think you're straight

 

James Today at 12:45 PM

I don't KNOW

 

Shuro Today at 12:45 PM

Because she's in that sect of the population that assumes straight?

 

Nadia Today at 12:45 PM

No James has a straight skin that he puts on around family remember

 

Keef Today at 12:45 PM

Oh yeah

Just act as gay as you normally do

 

James Today at 12:46 PM

That's like saying “you know how you swear sometimes? Just do that in front of your teachers!”

 

Keef Today at 12:46 PM

Yeah, you should

 

James Today at 12:46 PM

No! Why the heck would I do that?

 

Lants Today at 12:46 PM

Because you aren't a Coward

 

James Today at 12:47 PM

If following rules makes you a coward, well

 

Lants Today at 12:47 PM

Keith is braver than all of us

 

Romelle Today at 12:47 PM

You have no idea what I've done because I Never Get Caught

 

Ezor Today at 12:47 PM

I'm both scared and also a little turned on?

 

Allura Today at 12:48 PM

Do you ever just read something and just… wow. I'm gay

 

Nadia Today at 12:48 PM

Wipes sweat wow is it hot in here or what?

 

Ezor Today at 12:48 PM

God I'm a homosexual female

 

Nadia Today at 12:48 PM

Me too!

 

Ezor Today at 12:48 PM

Eyy

 

Nadia Today at 12:48 PM

Eyyyy





Direct message

@tshirogane



deadlyinstinct Today at 3:07 PM

Ok so

Don't freak out

 

tshirogane Today at 3:07 PM

Oh no

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 3:07 PM

An anonymous person was checking someone else out and I felt… I dunno

Angry? Jealous? Confused?

 

tshirogane Today at 3:08 PM

Was this anonymous person Lance

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 3:08 PM

They're anonymous

 

tshirogane Today at 3:08 PM

Ok whatever

So… are you gonna talk to this person about it?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 3:09 PM

About what?

 

tshirogane Today at 3:09 PM

That fact that you have feelings for him?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 3:09 PM

I don't have feelings for him!

I just feel weird about other people being with him

Like if he starts dating then he won't have time for his friends

 

tshirogane Today at 3:10 PM

If he's a good friend, he won't let that happen

Ok? Have a little faith in him

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 3:10 PM

I'll try

 

tshirogane Today at 3:10 PM

Good

I love you!

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 3:10 PM

Same




Ze Gays



tshirogane Today at 3:25 PM

Shout-out to Keith, the cutest, sweetest little cousin a guy could hope for

You can't always tell how much he cares, but he does, and I really think it's just precious

I love him so much

Keith I love you so much

 

No more fights Today at 3:27 PM

Oh my God Shiro s t o p

 

tshirogane Today at 3:27 PM

You're so wonderful and talented

 

Hunkameat Today at 3:27 PM

I am here for this

 

tshirogane Today at 3:28 PM

I can't describe in words how much I care about you

I just wanna pick you up and protect you forever but I know that's not what you want so instead I just have to love you VERY LOUDLY

 

No more fights Today at 3:28 PM

S h i r o

 

tshirogane Today at 3:29 PM

<3333

 

Gremlin Today at 4:05 PM

I officially approve of Adam

 

Mattaticate Today at 4:05 PM

Good but why

 

Gremlin Today at 4:05 PM

Cookies

 

Beach Bitch Today at 4:05 PM

And he gave some to us too!

 

No more fights Today at 4:06 PM

He has to prove himself to me still

 

Raspberry tea Today at 4:06 PM

How

 

No more fights Today at 4:06 PM

There's a series of tests

You won't know when or how they happen

You won't know when you win

You won't know when you lose

You'll only know that I'm there and I'm judging you

 

tshirogane Today at 4:07 PM

Keith no

I shower you in love and this is how you repay me

Threatening my boyfriend

 

Raspberry tea Today at 4:07 PM

Hopefully I pass?

 

No more fights Today at 4:07 PM

It's not a threat :)

I'm just providing information (:

 

Raspberry tea Today at 4:08 PM

O...k





Direct message

@Snapplesteve



mattaticate Today at 4:10 PM

Dw all you have to do is make Shiro happy

Keith acts tough on us but he really just wants his cousin to be happy

 

Snapplesteve Today at 4:10 PM

Oh thank god

That makes me feel better

 

mattaticate Today at 4:10 PM

Yeah

Shiro bribed Pidge with blackmail on me lmao

 

Snapplesteve Today at 4:11 PM

And you're ok with this?

 

mattaticate Today at 4:11 PM

Are you joking I'm fucking proud

They're growing up so strong wipes tear

 

Snapplesteve Today at 4:11 PM

O… k

 

mattaticate Today at 4:11 PM

The family's crazy but we have a good time

 

Snapplesteve Today at 4:12 PM

Alright

Thanks

 

mattaticate Today at 4:12 PM

Np!

<3

 

Snapplesteve Today at 4:12 PM

<3





Direct message

@cocoawitch



Snapplesteve Today at 5:09 PM

So… there's something I feel like I should tell you

 

cocoawitch Today at 5:12 PM

Oh?

 

Snapplesteve Today at 5:12 PM

So… someone asked me out

And I said yes

 

cocoawitch Today at 5:12 PM

You have a boyfriend?!!?!?!!

 

Snapplesteve Today at 5:13 PM

Two

 

cocoawitch Today at 5:13 PM

Explain.

 

Snapplesteve Today at 5:13 PM

The guy was… already dating

 

cocoawitch Today at 5:13 PM

Tell me everything about them.

 

Snapplesteve Today at 5:14 PM

Remember Shiro?

 

cocoawitch Today at 5:14 PM

How could I not

 

Snapplesteve Today at 5:14 PM

Well one of them is him

 

cocoawitch Today at 5:14 PM

Oh my god I knew you guys had chemistry

 

Snapplesteve Today at 5:15 PM

The other one is Matt Holt. I think you met him at some point maybe?

 

cocoawitch Today at 5:15 PM

Skinny little twink boy with glasses?

 

Snapplesteve Today at 5:15 PM

Yeah

Doesn't have glasses anymore, Garrison fixed his eyes

 

cocoawitch Today at 5:16 PM

Well that's a shame

 

Snapplesteve Today at 5:16 PM

He's still really cute

Fuck I'm so far gone and I've been dating them for 3 days

 

cocoawitch Today at 5:16 PM

Good.

 

Snapplesteve Today at 5:17 PM

Hnnnnnn

Also Shiro has a really adorable little cousin that he raised

He's super protective but I think he likes me

 

cocoawitch Today at 5:17 PM

Aw how old is he?

 

Snapplesteve Today at 5:18 PM

18

 

cocoawitch Today at 5:18 PM

He raised him??

 

Snapplesteve Today at 5:18 PM

From age 11 yeah

I don't know the details of why

 

cocoawitch Today at 5:18 PM

Wow

I guess that means he'll be a good father for when you guys have kids, huh?

 

Snapplesteve Today at 5:19 PM

rgngsbsgjshtssv TOO SOON LYDIA

 

cocoawitch Today at 5:19 PM

:)

Anyway give me their contact information

IMMEDIATELY





Boyf



Snapplesteve Today at 5:21 PM

So my sister wants your contact info

 

tshirogane Today at 5:36 PM

I'm scared

 

Snapplesteve Today at 5:36 PM

Should I withhold it?

 

tshirogane Today at 5:37 PM

Hnnnnnn

I think that would make her think I was… suspicious or something

 

mattaticate Today at 5:37 PM

Hand over hers I'm Messaging Her First

 

Snapplesteve Today at 5:37 PM

cocoawitch#xxxx




Direct message

@cocoawitch



mattaticate Today at 5:39 PM

Hello there

 

cocoawitch Today at 5:39 PM

General Kenobi!





Boyf



mattaticate Today at 5:39 PM

Sorry Adam I like your sister better than you

 

Snapplesteve Today at 5:39 PM

That's fair






Direct message

@cocoawitch



mattaticate Today at 5:40 PM

So yeah I'm Adam's twink lover

 

cocoawitch Today at 5:40 PM

N i c e

 

mattaticate Today at 5:40 PM

N i c e




When Keith entered Adam's apartment, something about him seemed off. The boy's posture was slightly closed off, a little more than usual, and there was tension in his jaw. There was something about his eyes that better concealed emotion, though Adam couldn't place it. Probably just because he wasn't used to looking for emotion in a sea of yellow and purple.

He immediately headed to the shower, as usual, and Adam got started on the hot chocolate. There was something so soothing about the smell of cinnamon and chocolate. Keith seemed to share the sentiment, since he usually brightened up as soon as he got a mug of it.

Adam was ladling the beverage from the pan into mugs when Keith emerged from the shower, fur still slightly poofed up. He finished the drinks with whipped cream and cinnamon sugar and handed a cup to Keith.

“Thanks,” the teenager mumbled. A small smile made it onto his face as he lifted the rim of the mug to his lips.

Keith and Adam both sat down on the couch with at least a foot and a half between them. Keith had always been rather protective of his personal space, and Adam didn't want to push his boundaries.

“So, how are you?” Adam asked.

“Fine,” Keith grunted, eyes focused on the floor.

“You promised me a half hour of honesty in exchange for hot chocolate,” Adam reminded him.

Keith sighed. “I've been worse.”

“Anything bothering you?”

“I guess… there's a lot bothering me,” Keith admitted. “Old memories have resurfaced. Been thinking about the crash a lot.”

Wait, the crash? What-

Oh.

Oh.

Suddenly everything made sense. Shiro's arm. Shiro's reluctance to be a passenger. The scratches. The missing parents.

They were both in a car crash that killed their parents.

Keith must have assumed that Adam already knew this.

“I'm sorry,” Adam murmured, offering his hand to Keith. The teenager stared at his hand for a few moments, considering, before reaching over and resting his hand on top of Adam's. The man gently enclosed Keith's hand in his own, running his thumb over the back of Keith's hand.

“I keep running it over in my head, like I could have done something, which is dumb because I was eleven, but I… maybe if I was paying more attention I could have warned them, or if Shiro hadn't put himself in front of me he'd still have his arm, or…” Keith trailed off. Were his eyes glossier than usual? It was hard to tell.

“None of this is your fault. I know you know this, but-”

Keith ripped his hand away from Adam. “Why was I so helpless?” he demanded, raising his voice. “Why am I always so helpless? Car crash? Nothing I could've done. Knife incident? I did something but it fucked me up. Alien thing? Nothing I could've done! Adam, why don't I have any control over my fucking life!?”

“There's a lot we don't have control over,” Adam murmured. “It can be hard to deal with, but we have to learn to do so. Learning to accept that you can't control everything is a part of growing up.”

“But why do people expect me to give up control to them? I give up control? I have to fight to get it back! I don't stab people for the fun of it! I didn't have a choice! I don't want to put things in anyone else's hands because they could abuse that power. Because I could get put in a spot that I can't get out of without a fight. I have blood on my hands because I didn't have a choice! Maybe I don't want to get put in that position again! Maybe I don't wanna risk it? Is that ok with people? No! Never! They think I'm just an out-of-control punk who disobeys for the fun of it!” His eyes squeezed mostly shut to hold back the tears from spilling onto his cheeks.

“They don't have any right to judge you,” Adam reassured him. “They don't understand you. But that's why you have your friends and family.”

“They don't understand either!” Keith shot back, desperation slipping into his voice. “They haven't been alone, not like me! Do you have any idea what it's like to not know if you'll ever see your family again? To think that there's no one waiting for you, no one looking for you, nobody who wants you? That you'll be alone forever? Do you really think you understand me?”

Adam closed his eyes. “I'm not gonna pretend that I understand. I don't. But even though I can't understand, I still want to support you. Even though I'll never know your pain, I'll do what I can to help you through it. I'm here for you. I know Shiro's told you multiple times already, but… you're not alone. You have people who love you.”

“You only care about me because you're dating Shiro so you're required to,” Keith retorted.

Adam shook his head, meeting Keith's watery gaze with a smile. “No, I'm required to tolerate you to date Shiro. Love happened all by itself.” He paused to take Keith's hand. “And I do love you, Keith.”

Tears ran down Keith's cheeks and he didn't pull his hand away. “I know I don't always deserve it, but… thank you,” he mumbled.

Adam squeezed Keith's hand. “You always deserve love, Keith.”




Protect teeth



Snapplesteve Today at 7:59 PM

I want to hug Keith and never let go

 

tshirogane Today at 8:01 PM

Me too





Direct message

@Snapplesteve



cocoawitch Today at 7:34 PM

Adam where's your other bf's contact info

Adam

@Snapplesteve

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:03 PM

I'm here

I was hanging out with Keith

 

cocoawitch Today at 8:03 PM

Who?

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:03 PM

Shiro's cousin

Anyway I gave him your info he'll probably contact you at some point but his discord name is tshirogane#xxxx

 

cocoawitch Today at 8:04 PM

Cool

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:04 PM

Although he might not notice your friend request immediately

 

cocoawitch Today at 8:04 PM

That's fine

I really like Matt

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:05 PM

Me too

 

cocoawitch Today at 8:05 PM

Well that's good

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:05 PM

Yeah




Ze Gays



Hunkameat Today at 8:17 PM

I would die for Shay

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:17 PM

Oh?

 

Gremlin Today at 8:18 PM

Is she your new girlfriend ?

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:18 PM

No, she's just a very pretty woman that I respect very much

 

Gremlin Today at 8:18 PM

(¬_¬)

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:18 PM

What?

 

Gremlin Today at 8:18 PM

Suuuure

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:19 PM

I'm happy for you hunk

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:19 PM

Same

 

tshirogane Today at 8:19 PM

She seems like a respectable young lady

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:19 PM

Why are you guys like this

 

Gremlin Today at 8:20 PM

Your our friend. It's our job

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:20 PM

^

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:20 PM

^^^^

 

Hunkameat Today at 8:20 PM

Guyyys stop

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:20 PM

Fine

@No more fights @Beach Bitch Klance is canon when

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:21 PM

Excuse me?

 

Gremlin Today at 8:21 PM

Don't ping Keith he's tired

Let him rest

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:21 PM

Wait why is he tired

 

Gremlin Today at 8:21 PM

Because sometimes a guy just wants to sleep  l e t h i m r e s t

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:21 PM

Alright fair enough

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:22 PM

Anyway Lance Klance when

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:22 PM

It takes two to tango ;)

 

Mattaticate Today at 8:22 PM

Oh?

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:23 PM

In all seriousness I don't think Keith would appreciate us having this kind of discussion while he's not around




Direct message

@cubanbeauty



pokepowered Today at 8:25 PM

Are you actually interested

 

cubanbeauty Today at 8:25 PM

Jesus fuck hunk is asking me the same thing irl

Short answer: it depends

I know Keith is having a lot of struggles rn and I legit don't know if a bf would make it better or worse

 

pokepowered Today at 8:26 PM

I'm not asking if you want to date him I'm asking if you have feelings for him

 

cubanbeauty Today at 8:26 PM

….

Yeah, although we haven't known each other for that long so maybe it's a little fast

 

pokepowered Today at 8:26 PM

You should talk to him about this at some point

Get his perspective

As for the fast thing, well… yeah I can see why you'd think that

 

cubanbeauty Today at 8:27 PM

Yeah

I mean we've gone to school together for a long time but he doesn't remember me

Honestly I've admired him for a long time

But it'll feel fast to him probably

 

pokepowered Today at 8:27 PM

Maybe hold off on the conversation for a couple more days?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 8:28 PM

Yeah… good idea

pokepowered Today at 8:28 PM

That's what I'm here for





Chapter Text

Direct message

@Snapplesteve



deadlyinstinct Today at 2:16 AM

So do you love Shiro?

 

Snapplesteve Today at 2:18 AM

Wh

Keith it's 2 AM

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 2:18 AM

You're avoiding the question

 

Snapplesteve Today at 2:18 AM

Go to bed Keith

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 2:19 AM

A n s w e r  m e

 

Snapplesteve Today at 2:19 AM

Keith.

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 2:19 AM

Adam it's a yes or no question

Answer

 

Snapplesteve Today at 2:20 AM

Go to sleep. We can talk about this in the morning. Just… go to sleep, please

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:08 AM

So.

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:10 AM

Keith this really doesn't seem like any of your business

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:10 AM

It is.

He's my cousin.

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:10 AM

Ok but why is this particular detail important right this instant

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:10 AM

You said you love me

There's no way you love me more than Shiro

So either you love Shiro or you lied

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:11 AM

I do love you Keith

Please don't question that





Protect teeth



Snapplesteve Today at 7:11 AM

Major problem

 

tshirogane Today at 7:11 AM

What

 

pokepowered Today at 7:11 AM

He looks fine to me

Just boredly staring at his phone

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:11 AM

Yeah, well

He's convinced that there's no way I could love him as compared to my feelings for Shiro

 

tshirogane Today at 7:12 AM

What

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:12 AM

He was trying to get me to say that I was in love with you which is a discussion for another time down the road and said that either I loved you or I didn't love him because I couldn't love him more than you





Direct message

@deadlyinstinct



tshirogane Today at 7:13 AM

Hey buddy!

How are you

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:13 AM

Fine

A little sleepy

Why?

 

tshirogane Today at 7:13 AM

Just wanted to check in with my baby cousin

Cause I love you! <3

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:14 AM

Why are you being like this

Did you have too much coffee and are now all full of energy

 

tshirogane Today at 7:14 AM

No?

Anyway do you wanna have dinner together tonight? I miss you!

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:15 AM

Sounds difficult

 

tshirogane Today at 7:15 AM

No, I can just sign you out

I'm an official

We can race to the restaurant :p

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:16 AM

See you're acting weird but you're offering me good food and permission to drive really fast so I'm in

 

tshirogane Today at 7:16 AM

Great! :D

I love you!!!!

<3

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 7:16 AM

Yeah yeah I love you too




Pidge crossed the room to Keith's bed. “Move your legs,” they grunted, patting Keith's calf.

He smirked at them, lowering his phone. “Make me,” he challenged.

A devious gleam lit up Pidge's eyes and they flopped down on top of his calves, earning a disgruntled squawk from the older boy. They stood up again. “Move your legs,” they repeated.

“Fine,” he relented, feigning irritation with a melodramatic sigh. He bent his legs to make room for Pidge, who sat down. “What's up?”

They shrugged. “Maybe I just wanted to sit on your bed.”

Keith sat up, giving them a playful shove. “Then get back to your own fucking bed,” he grumbled through giggles.

“Never!” they exclaimed, grabbing one of Keith's feet in their small hands and tickling it mercilessly

Keith burst out laughing and started trying to kick them off. They dodged his flailing blows and continued their assault.

“Pidge,” he breathed through giggles. “I- s-stop! Stop it!”

After a moment of consideration, Pidge complied, relenting and holding up their hands.

“Get the fuck off my bed you traitor,” Keith grunted fondly, nudging them with one of his feet.

Pidge patted Keith's knee and stood up. “Just practicing for Matt,” they explained, a devilish grin lighting up their face.

“Ah, yes,” Keith chuckled. “You never wanna hang out with me for me.”

Pidge's grin fell. “You don't… actually think that, do you?” they wondered, suddenly concerned.

Keith furrowed his brow. “No, why the hell would I actually think that? Why are people suddenly questioning my sense of humor?”

Pidge sat back down. “Because, we care about you and we want to make sure you aren't actually feeling like shit,” they explained. “Cause, y'know… that's what friends are for.” They paused. “That's what family's for.”

Keith sighed. “Everyone is being so sappy today. First Shiro, now you…”

Pidge rolled their eyes. “Can you just let me be nice without making fun of me for it?” they requested, crossing their arms.

Keith moved his legs to drape over the side of the bed. “Sorry, sorry,” he apologized, before adding in a whisper, “sap.”





Protect teeth



pokepowered Today at 7:25 AM

So, uhh

He seems like he's in a pretty good mood?

You were saying it was bad but like

???

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:27 AM

It's not having a direct impact on his mood right this second, but it's indicative of a deeper issue

He doesn't think he's as lovable as Shiro, so he's assuming that in order for me to love him, I must love Shiro more than I love him

Me loving him more than Shiro or just as much as Shiro doesn't fit into his understanding of the world

Which is a problem

A big one

 

pokepowered Today at 7:27 AM

Oh yikes

 

mattaticate Today at 7:28 AM

So his base of knowledge/understanding that he logics from is just incorrect

So he can't logic correctly because he already has a base of knowledge that's wrong

So this morning he was trying to logic through something but couldn't do it right because one of the possible conclusions (and presumably the correct conclusion) didn't enter his mind as even a possibility because it directly contradicted his base of knowledge?

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:29 AM

Exactly

 

mattaticate Today at 7:29 AM

Follow-up question: how do we fix a flawed base of knowledge

I can barely comfort him

Fixing his information base… I'm not qualified

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:29 AM

He doesn't reject the notion that he's loved and he doesn't reject people's love

He understands that he's lovable and that people love him

But the fact that he views other people such as Shiro as more lovable is indicative of a problem

 

pokepowered Today at 7:30 AM

Point of contention

What if Keith doesn't view himself as less lovable but he does believe that Adam couldn't love him more than Shiro because of the relationships

Maybe he just views Shiro as more lovable to Adam because they're dating, as compared to him and Adam, who are friends

It's less of a misunderstanding of his own lovability and more a misunderstanding about his relationship with Adam

Is that possible?

 

mattaticate Today at 7:31 AM

:thinking:

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:31 AM

That's entirely possible

 

mattaticate Today at 7:32 AM

That's a better thing. You just gotta clarify that your platonic/familial love, while different than your feelings for Shiro and me, isn't weaker

 

pokepowered Today at 7:32 AM

My guess is that he thinks that familial love and romantic love are both stronger than platonic love which isn't true

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:32 AM

That's true

Additionally… he's kinda family

All of us are kind of family

 

pokepowered Today at 7:33 AM

Nah nah you haven't earned my family-hood yet. Once you survive a Holt dinner, however…

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:33 AM

Goddamnit

 

pokepowered Today at 7:33 AM

Jkjk

 

tshirogane Today at 7:33 AM

I'm having dinner with him tonight btw

I'm gonna shower him in so much love he doesn't even know

 

pokepowered Today at 7:34 AM

And he's in a touch-positive mood rn!

 

tshirogane Today at 7:34 AM

Good

Hopefully that'll stick around till tonight so I can hug him to death

 

pokepowered Today at 7:34 AM

Oh my god




The Garrison GSA



Ezor Today at 8:09 AM

Guys I'm gay

 

Nadia Today at 8:09 AM

Mood but why

 

Ezor Today at 8:09 AM

My girlfriend styled her hair different today

 

Zethrid Today at 8:10 AM

Oh do you like it better this way

 

Ezor Today at 8:10 AM

Babe I like your hair any way you style it

 

Zethrid Today at 8:10 AM

I'd say the same for you but I haven't seen your hair in anything other than a high ponytail ever

Or down, if you're sleeping

 

Ezor Today at 8:11 AM

What can I say? I look cute like this

 

Zethrid Today at 8:11 AM

Can't deny that

 

Ezor Today at 8:11 AM

<3

 

Zethrid Today at 8:11 AM

<3

 

Allura Today at 8:12 AM

This is so wholesome

 

James Today at 8:12 AM

Hey quick question

 

Allura Today at 8:12 AM

Hm?

 

James Today at 8:12 AM

How many is the max number of people that you can be attracted to at any given time

Just out of curiosity

 

Nadia Today at 8:13 AM

Oof mood

 

Lants Today at 8:13 AM

Attracted to as in you think they're hot or attracted to as in you want to date them

 

James Today at 8:13 AM

The latter

Well, attracted to both looks and personality

 

Lants Today at 8:14 AM

Jeez I dunno

I'm usually the one people are attracted to

 

Pedge Today at 8:14 AM

Damn take a look at that ego strength

 

Lants Today at 8:14 AM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ what can I say

 

Keef Today at 8:15 AM

If you get past like 3 I'd say that you're just a disaster

 

James Today at 8:15 AM

I feel called out

 

Nadia Today at 8:15 AM

Same tbh

There are so many girls here and they're just so

So good

 

Acxa Today at 8:15 AM

Oof mood

 

Allura Today at 8:16 AM

Every day just walking down the hall like ‘wow I'm gay’

 

Romelle Today at 8:16 AM

One day I questioned ‘am I gay?’ and then I saw a woman and thought ‘yep there it is’

 

Ezor Today at 8:16 AM

Me

 

Nadia Today at 8:16 AM

Women are just……. yes

 

Shay Today at 8:17 AM

When I was 15 I saw a woman and said yes I like women but then there was a guy and I said wait what but then I realized that wow everyone is wonderful and now I'm pan

 

Mart Today at 8:17 AM

I cannot express in words the degree to which I relate to that

 

Honk Today at 8:17 AM

Wow Shay that's me

 

Nadia Today at 8:18 AM

Hey you're alive!

 

Honk Today at 8:18 AM

Uh why wouldn't I be?

 

Nadia Today at 8:18 AM

You don't speak in this chat very often

 

Honk Today at 8:18 AM

Maybe because a lot of the times when there's conversation going on in here it's during class time

 

Keef Today at 8:19 AM

Yeah, James

 

James Today at 8:19 AM

Why are you targeting specifically me

 

Keef Today at 8:19 AM

Mr Follows the Rules

 

James Today at 8:19 AM

I never check my phone if it's not allowed in the class and I don't have anything to work on

 

Keef Today at 8:20 AM

Suuuure

 

James Today at 8:20 AM

Nadia Keith is being mean to me

 

Nadia Today at 8:20 AM

Keith, keep being mean to James

 

James Today at 8:20 AM

Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this

 

Lants Today at 8:21 AM

When you find out that James Griffin is secretly just like everyone else

 

James Today at 8:21 AM

Wh

What kind of a reputation do I have?

 

Keef Today at 8:21 AM

Stick up your ass

 

Pedge Today at 8:21 AM

Stiff piece of shit

 

Nadia Today at 8:21 AM

Gay disaster pretending to be distinguished

 

Shuro Today at 8:21 AM

I've heard that you're a fine student

 

James Today at 8:21 AM

tdjgssgisgi everyone else's opinions are irrelevant

 

Nadia Today at 8:22 AM

Oh my god James you're such a mess

 

James Today at 8:22 AM

@Veronica what do you think of Nadia

 

Veronica Today at 8:23 AM

Hm?

Her scores in the simulator are impressive, and she seems fairly adaptable

Plus she's gay so that automatically earns her extra points

Overall I'd say she's a fine student and will likely advance to a respected officer




Direct message

@griffindork



Rizotto Today at 8:25 AM

I'm short-circuiting fuck you

 

griffindork Today at 8:25 AM

:)




Caffeine addicts



5 hour energy Today at 8:26 AM

Everyone roast James challenge go

 

Gas station roast Today at 8:26 AM

Whyyyy

 

Earl grey Today at 8:27 AM

James is a people-pleaser, particularly when it comes to his superior officers

However, because different people are pleased by different things, he challenges those who don't fit into his standard

The most common example is Kogane

Because James cannot simultaneously please Kogane and the others around him, he challenges him, possibly because he wants to figure out why he doesn't like him

He's so used to making everyone like him, he doesn't know how to handle it when people don't

 

Turkish coffee Today at 8:28 AM

He embarrasses himself plenty. I don't need to contribute.

 

5 hour energy Today at 8:28 AM

He doesn't know how to cope with crushes like a normal person so he either gets aggressive with them or he worships them

 

Gas station roast Today at 8:29 AM

I hate you guys. I need new friends

 

5 hour energy Today at 8:29 AM

Like who?

Keith's squad? Lotor's squad?

 

Gas station roast Today at 8:29 AM

Are those really the 'squad leaders’

 

5 hour energy Today at 8:30 AM

Nah I think it's Lance and Lotor

Unless Allura's part of Lotor's squad in which case it's Allura

 

Gas station roast Today at 8:30 AM

Anyway maybe I'll start my own squad what then

 

5 hour energy Today at 8:30 AM

Good luck bitch

 

Gas station roast Today at 8:30 AM

Thanks





Ze Gays



No more fights Today at 11:46 AM

Well, people don't stare at me too much anymore

 

tshirogane Today at 11:48 AM

Good

Gremlin Today at 11:48 AM

Unless it's Griffin, in which case he is staring

Specifically at your ass

 

No more fights Today at 11:48 AM

What

Why

Is he trying to size up my weaknesses

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:49 AM

He's not trying to size up your weaknesses

I'd say that your ass is, well, an asset

 

No more fights Today at 11:49 AM

Ha ha very funny

 

Gremlin Today at 11:49 AM

Stop hitting on your son in law

 

No more fights Today at 11:49 AM

Yeah jeez Matt

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:49 AM

I wasn't saying it in like a creepy way

I was just acknowledging it as an attractive feature

Like objectively speaking

 

No more fights Today at 11:50 AM

Uh huh

 

Gremlin Today at 11:50 AM

Chris Hanson would like to have a word with you

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:50 AM

Oh my God chill

 

No more fights Today at 11:50 AM

In all your time of knowing us

Have we ever chilled

 

Mattaticate Today at 11:51 AM

That's

A valid point





The Garrison GSA



Pedge Today at 12:26 PM

Why are bananas a sex symbol

 

Ezor Today at 12:26 PM

Idk, cucumbers work better

 

Pedge Today at 12:26 PM

UM

 

Allura Today at 12:27 PM

Because they're… phallic

 

Pedge Today at 12:27 PM

I wish I could eat bananas in peace

 

Lants Today at 12:27 PM

Idk what y'all are talking about them being phallic

Whenever I see a banana all I can think about is the cronch

 

Pedge Today at 12:28 PM

That's a much better thought thank you Lance

 

Lants Today at 12:28 PM

No prob




Direct message

@deadlyinstinct



tshirogane

6:10 work?

 

deadlyinstinct

Sure




The Garrison GSA



James Today at 4:15 PM

Tbh I think I'm attracted to success

 

Nadia Today at 4:15 PM

This is suspicious timing James

 

Lants Today at 4:16 PM

Who was it this time James

 

James Today at 4:16 PM

Wh

maybe it wasn't a specific person? Maybe I was just analyzing myself





Direct message

@griffindork



pokepowered Today at 4:18 PM

What will you give me in exchange for not outing your response to Kinkade's sim performance

 

griffindork Today at 4:18 PM

Wh

 

pokepowered Today at 4:18 PM

I was watching bitch

 

griffindork Today at 4:18 PM

You are an evil person

 

pokepowered Today at 4:19 PM

Thanks

So

 

griffindork Today at 4:19 PM

I don't know what you want

 

pokepowered Today at 4:19 PM

Nah, I don't want anything rn actually

Just

Know that I have this intelligence

 

griffindork Today at 4:19 PM

;-;

 

pokepowered Today at 4:19 PM

>:D





Ze Gays



No more fights Today at 6:15 PM

Wheremst is my cousin

He said he'd meet me in this hallway 5 MINUTES AGO

 

Beach Bitch Today at 6:15 PM

Oh my god



Right as Keith was preparing to type out a response, he heard pounding steps coming up from behind him.

“I'm gonna get ya!” Shiro exclaimed and hugged Keith from behind, earning a squeak out of the younger boy.

“Shiro!” he giggled as his cousin squeezed him. “You're gonna squish me!”

Shiro released Keith and spun him around to look him in the eyes. He was wearing an enormous grin and his black eyes were sparkling with excitement. “Are you ready to go?”

“Yeah, let's go,” Keith agreed, matching his grin. “I'm gonna kick your ass.”

Shiro slapped his chest in mock offense. “What did you just say to me?”

Keith elbowed Shiro in the side. “Come on, you dork.”

He ignored his cousin's melodramatic gasp in response.




Ze Gays



tshirogane Today at 6:56 PM

Guess whose little cousin is the best biker ever!

 

No more fights Today at 6:56 PM

Oh my God Shiro stop

 

tshirogane Today at 6:56 PM

:D

 

Raspberry tea Today at 6:57 PM

Did we expect any different?

 

No more fights Today at 6:57 PM

STOP

 

tshirogane Today at 6:57 PM

He beat me fair and square

Nailed the jump and everything

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:58 PM

Shiro if he hadn't wouldn't he be splattered on the fucking ground

 

tshirogane Today at 6:58 PM

Wh

it's not that dangerous!

 

Raspberry tea Today at 6:58 PM

Every time you guys race I lose 6 months off my life

 

Mattaticate Today at 6:58 PM

Same





Direct message

@mattaticate



Snapplesteve Today at 6:59 PM

In all seriousness is the thing that bikes are ok but cars aren't?

 

mattaticate Today at 6:59 PM

Uh

Keith's really bad with cars, Shiro's ok with cars as long as he's driving. They're both fine with other vehicles

Keith hasn't said anything about it but Shiro said that cars feel like he's trapped while bikes and planes make him feel free

So ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:00 PM

That makes sense

Thanks

 

mattaticate Today at 7:00 PM

Yeah np babe

(Pssst Shiro therapizes himself while driving by belting out music and he loves when people join in)

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:00 PM

Wait really?

 

mattaticate Today at 7:00 PM

Yeah I have multiple videos for blackmail purposes if you want

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:01 PM

Why would you blackmail him with that that's so cute I can't evendhdbrdg

 

mattaticate Today at 7:01 PM

Oh my God you're so far gone

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:01 PM

How are you not

 

mattaticate Today at 7:01 PM

I may love him with all my heart but I like making fun of him too much

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:01 PM

That's fair

Like me with his cooking

 

mattaticate Today at 7:02 PM

He actually improved

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:02 PM

What

 

mattaticate Today at 7:02 PM

I know, right? I think he took some classes in secret

I was so shocked when there was just,,,,,, a home cooked meal

I went over to his house to eat his food and there was leftover homemade stuff, not just takeout and stuff

I assumed Keith made it but nope it was Shiro

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:03 PM

I can't believe

Now he has to cook for me

 

mattaticate Today at 7:03 PM

Already planning a trip to his house?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:04 PM

Matt NO

 

mattaticate Today at 7:04 PM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:04 PM

TOO SOON MATT

 

mattaticate Today at 7:04 PM

Also I live with him so there can be,,,, three of us in that party ;)

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:05 PM

If by that party you mean eating dinner, then… of course there can be? Why the hell would we not let our boyfriend eat with us?

mattaticate Today at 7:05 PM

I was thinking of eating other things but I suppose we can wait a couple weeks for that

 

Snapplesteve Today at 7:05 PM

OK I THINK WE'RE DONE WITH THIS CONVERSATION MATT

 

mattaticate Today at 7:05 PM

;)




Ze Gays



No more fights Today at 8:27 PM

We went to olive garden which was just a wild experience from start to finish

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:27 PM

Please enlighten us

 

No more fights Today at 8:27 PM

Ok so first off we roll up and there are people RUDELY STARING

Because APPARENTLY no one's ever seen a desert cryptid before

A brave man decides to ask what we are and Shiro swoops in asking if they really don't recognize what I am

They look super confused and then he tells them, looking a little offended, that I'm a nonexistent character from a nonexistent show

They apologize and compliment my costume and quickly leave

We go inside and get a table

 

No more fights Today at 8:29 PM

It's super obvious that the waiter is super thrown off by me in general but Shiro just has this look like ‘you gonna challenge him?’

 

tshirogane Today at 8:29 PM

I give him a lactaid so Pidge doesn't have to deal with him throwing up at 5 AM tomorrow

 

Gremlin Today at 8:29 PM

Thank you

 

No more fights Today at 8:30 PM

Anyway yeah so we get our food and there's this one girl who keeps staring at me so I decide to eat super grossly to make her look away

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:30 PM

Explain that

 

No more fights Today at 8:30 PM

I'm making slurping noises and chewing with my mouth open

 

tshirogane Today at 8:30 PM

It was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen

 

Gremlin Today at 8:30 PM

Coward

 

No more fights Today at 8:31 PM

That was the fucking point

Anyway so we finish dinner and pay and we're heading out when this woman decides to just GRASP my ear

 

tshirogane Today at 8:31 PM

Keith reacts how anyone would react: by hissing and skittering across the room

I tell her not to just randomly touch him because he's skittish

She says something around the lines of ‘but his ear looked so real I wanted to know how it felt’

Keith is looking like a spooked cat at this point

 

No more fights Today at 8:32 PM

Stop comparing me to a cat you fuckwad

 

tshirogane Today at 8:32 PM

Sorry, sorry

Keith is looking pretty spooked at this point

 

Beach Bitch Today at 8:32 PM

did u just call shiro a fuckwad

 

No more fights Today at 8:33 PM

Yes keep up

 

tshirogane Today at 8:33 PM

So I'm just trying to get out of the conversation asap but this woman starts telling me about her skittish son and I really just want to bail

Keith, the wonderful little cousin he is, comes back over and grasps my shirt and says 'Shiro I feel really bad can we please go home?’

And gives a really convincing nauseated face

So we escape the restaurant

 

No more fights Today at 8:35 PM

And Shiro decides to pick me up and flip me upside down

Which ends in me attacking his legs and him dropping me and him falling over in the grass

He doesn't strike back because we're in public and people might think we're actually fighting

Anyway we're back at our house rn

I'm gonna drive back to school in a bit




Protect teeth



Snapplesteve Today at 8:37 PM

Did going out in public make Keith anxious?

 

tshirogane Today at 8:37 PM

Actually he handled it really well

He's getting a lot better about these things

I'm so proud of him <3

 

pokepowered Today at 8:37 PM

When's he getting back here

I need to watch a movie with him or smth

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:37 PM

That seems difficult

 

pokepowered Today at 8:38 PM

Not if we both just sit on the same bed and watch it on a laptop? We're both small

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:38 PM

But the cadet beds are so small

 

pokepowered Today at 8:38 PM

Then I'll just sit on him

 

mattaticate Today at 8:38 PM

Yeah you weigh 20 pounds soaking wet anyway

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:39 PM

That's fair. But don't actually sit on him while you're wet. You know how he feels about water

 

pokepowered Today at 8:39 PM

I'm gonna kick your fucking ass

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:39 PM

Do you want a D in participation?

 

pokepowered Today at 8:40 PM

Do you want me to go through your entire history and send everything that might be remotely suspicious to Keith so he'll do it for me?

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:40 PM

What

 

pokepowered Today at 8:40 PM

Everyone has little unsavoury bits in their past

 

mattaticate Today at 8:41 PM

Yeah but Keith's past is only unsavoury bits you sure he's gonna judge

 

pokepowered Today at 8:41 PM

For the sake of Shiro?

Yes.

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:41 PM

Wh

 

pokepowered Today at 8:41 PM

Or I could send it to dad if you'd prefer?

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:42 PM

Ok ok calm down

 

pokepowered Today at 8:42 PM

Wait why does my dad intimidate you more than Keith

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:42 PM

I dunno, maybe because 1) he outranks me 2) I know Keith personally and 3) does he even know I'm with his son yet?

 

mattaticate Today at 8:42 PM

Oh fuck I haven't told him

 

pokepowered Today at 8:43 PM

Wait really

 

mattaticate Today at 8:43 PM

Oh fuck

What if they don't understand?

 

pokepowered Today at 8:43 PM

Why tf wouldn't they understand

 

mattaticate Today at 8:44 PM

Cause like

Having two bfs isn't the norm?

Oh god

 

pokepowered Today at 8:44 PM

Jesus fucking Christ just tell them

 

mattaticate Today at 8:44 PM

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

tshirogane Today at 8:44 PM

Sorry babe Adam and I already told our families

It's your turn

 

mattaticate Today at 8:45 PM

Hnnn ok

Fine

 

tshirogane Today at 8:45 PM

You've got this! <3

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:45 PM

I'm a little scared myself but I believe in you





Messenger

8:47 PM

 

Me

Hey parentals



Colleen

Matt! What's up?

 

Me

I got a boyfriend

 

Colleen

Um what?

Didn't you already have a boyfriend?

 

Me

Yeah well now I have two

 

Sam

Why's that?

 

Me

Uhh

Shiro and I both liked another person

so now we're all together

 

Sam

There's three of you in a relationship?

Ok

 

Colleen

That's great sweetie! I'm so happy for you

And Shiro

And whoever #3 is

What's his name? What's he like?

 

Me

His name's Adam

He's really sweet and smart

 

Sam

Adam Walker?

 

Me

Yeah

 

Sam

Hm

Interesting

 

Me

Dad what does that mean

 

Sam

Hm

 

Me

Dad please

 

Colleen

Ignore your father, he's just messing with you

 

Sam

Uh huh

 

Me

⚆ _ ⚆

 

Colleen

Stop scaring him, dear

 

Me

Dad please

he's already gotten the shovel talk from Keith

 

Sam

I'm just going to have a little chat with him

 

Me

;-;

 

Colleen

Well, I'll be happy to meet him!

 

Me

Yeah




Boyf

 

mattaticate Today at 8:56 PM

So yeah now they know

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:56 PM

Cool

 

tshirogane Today at 8:57 PM

Sam's really cool, don't worry

He was super supportive of me and Matt

I mean yeah he did have the whole ‘what are your intentions with my son’ thing but then he was cool

He'll love you

You're a way better influence than me

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:57 PM

That's a good point, but Sam loves you

He did before you and Matt got together

 

tshirogane Today at 8:58 PM

I'm pretty sure it was mostly paternal instincts of him wanting to make sure the Shiroganes didn't crash and burn forever

 

mattaticate Today at 8:58 PM

Two disaster gay orphan boys living in a house together, one barely an adult and one an actual child, what could possibly go wrong

 

tshirogane Today at 8:58 PM

Listen

We were doing our best

 

Snapplesteve Today at 8:59 PM

Babe I'm proud of you for raising your cousin

But that doesn't make you not a disaster

 

tshirogane Today at 8:59 PM

Leave me alone I'm gay

 

mattaticate Today at 8:59 PM

Oof mood

But seriously now that you've raised Keith, the epitome of a problem child, you'll have no problem with kids of your own

 

tshirogane Today at 9:00 PM

Wow that's a little fast to think about don't you think

 

Snapplesteve Today at 9:00 PM

Yeah definitely not old enough for kids talk to me again when I'm 30

 

tshirogane Today at 9:00 PM

Oh god I'm already 25

 

mattaticate Today at 9:00 PM

Uh you're 25 and you've been to Kerberos, raised a kid, beaten every Garrison record ever

Are you really panicking about not accomplishing things

 

tshirogane Today at 9:01 PM

Matt I've got one foot in the grave

 

Snapplesteve Today at 9:01 PM

I'm 26 and I've done none of those things don't worry so much sweetie

 

tshirogane Today at 9:01 PM

I feel so old

 

mattaticate Today at 9:02 PM

You've been spending too much time with teenagers

 

Snapplesteve Today at 9:02 PM

Babe you've accomplished so much in such a short period of time

It's incredible

 

mattaticate Today at 9:02 PM

I'm only three years younger than you and I'm still young so that means you are too

 

tshirogane Today at 9:02 PM

You've accomplished the same amount as me

 

mattaticate Today at 9:03 PM

What.

The only reason I was on that mission is because my dad is biased as fuck

He picked you because you're the best pilot

He picked me because I'm his kid

I haven't broken a single goddamn record

You're incredible

You've gone through so much in your relatively short life

Think about it: who else has survived a car crash, losing an arm in the process, successfully raised their traumatized baby cousin, broken all the records there are to be broken, been to the outer reaches of the solar system, and put up with me

 

tshirogane Today at 9:04 PM

Matt I'm gonna cry

 

mattaticate Today at 9:04 PM

I'm in the bedroom get in here so I can cuddle the shit out of you

 

Snapplesteve Today at 9:04 PM

I'm there in spirit

 

tshirogane Today at 9:05 PM

Also babe you're wrong. You deserved to be on that mission just as much as me

 

Snapplesteve Today at 9:05 PM

You two are so extraordinary I'm so proud of both of you

 

tshirogane Today at 9:05 PM

Aw, babe

 

mattaticate Today at 9:05 PM

Yeah but Adam gets mvp for putting up with both of us

 

tshirogane Today at 9:06 PM

That's true

 

Snapplesteve Today at 9:06 PM

'putting up with’

 

tshirogane Today at 9:06 PM

Oh right

You haven't been 'romanced’ by Matt yet

 

Snapplesteve Today at 9:06 PM

What does that mean

 

tshirogane Today at 9:07 PM

You'll see

 

mattaticate Today at 9:07 PM

I'm a romantic

 

Snapplesteve Today at 9:07 PM

I'm scared, suddenly

 

mattaticate Today at 9:07 PM

:(

 

Snapplesteve Today at 9:08 PM

Sorry, sorry

I can't wait

 

mattaticate Today at 9:08 PM

:D




Direct message

@deadlyinstinct



tshirogane Today at 9:46 PM

So did you make it home safe?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:47 PM

No I'm splattered on the ground in the middle of the desert

 

tshirogane Today at 9:47 PM

That's not a joking matter Keith

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:47 PM

Sorry sorry

Yeah I'm fine

 

tshirogane Today at 9:48 PM

Good

I love you! Get to bed at a decent hour!

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 9:48 PM

Definitely I'll do that

Love you too





No adults allowed



deadlyinstinct Today at 9:57 PM

I'm technically 18 does that disqualify me

 

pokepowered Today at 9:57 PM

No

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:02 PM

What're you two up to

 

pokepowered Today at 10:02 PM

Eating cookies and watching the princess bride

 

mrhotbuns Today at 10:02 PM

Oh I love that movie!

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:02 PM

I don't trust anyone who doesn't like the princess bride

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:03 PM

I feel like the people who don't like it are the people who are just saying that because it's not a manly thing to like or w/e

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:03 PM

Shiro's afraid of the ROUSs

Even though they're really fake looking

 

mrhotbuns Today at 10:03 PM

I can respect it

They are pretty creepy

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:03 PM

Smh next thing you're gonna tell me you're afraid of Jaws

 

mrhotbuns Today at 10:04 PM

It's scary!

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:04 PM

Oh my god

We need to binge shitty horror movies together

 

pokepowered Today at 10:04 PM

No we need to binge shitty disaster movies together

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:04 PM

That's true

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:05 PM

Which Sharknado movie is worst

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:05 PM

Hmm

see they all bleed together in my memory

 

pokepowered Today at 10:05 PM

6 definitely

The script forgot about characters and plotlines and there weren't nearly enough sharks and nados

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:06 PM

Never seen them

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:06 PM

Wh

how?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:06 PM

I watched mostly Disney movies growing up and now it's mostly just I watch stuff when it comes out/when I can

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:07 PM

You're telling me you've never experienced Nightmare on Elm Street?

Or Jaws?

Or Troll?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:07 PM

You know I haven't

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:07 PM

Smh that was my childhood

 

mrhotbuns Today at 10:07 PM

You watched horror movies as a child?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:08 PM

Not horror that was actually scary

 

pokepowered Today at 10:08 PM

Oh I'm sorry have you ever been scared by a movie?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:08 PM

Uh

Not scared

 

pokepowered Today at 10:08 PM

Oh right you hate certain movies

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:09 PM

I don't like it when movies make me cry

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:09 PM

I love crying to movies

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:09 PM

Mmm

We have very different tastes

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:10 PM

That's ok

You can show me the movies you like and I can show you Disney movies that you haven't seen

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:10 PM

I haven't seen many Disney animated movies

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:10 PM

Oh my God

Clearly we do have some with to do

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:10 PM

I'm not watching the furry movie

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:11 PM

Zootopia is really good Keith

Don't judge it by all the characters being animals

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:11 PM

How can I trust you you're a furry

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:12 PM

Seriously it's really good

Hunk back me up

 

mrhotbuns Today at 10:14 PM

Oh yeah it is

Super heartfelt and all that

I'm going to bed now

Night

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:14 PM

Night!

And you guys need to experience the emotional rollercoaster that is inside out

Also every single princess movie

 

pokepowered Today at 10:15 PM

I already saw inside out bc Matt wanted to see it in theaters but didn't want to just be an adult going to see an animated movie by himself

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:15 PM

Coward

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:16 PM

Does Hercules count as a disney princess movie cause I've seen that

I've also seen Mulan

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:16 PM

I can respect Mulan

Hercules is hot garbage but it's a good time

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:16 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:17 PM

I'm gonna binge watch OUaT see ya

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:17 PM

K

 

pokepowered Today at 10:17 PM

Have fun

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:17 PM

Thanks I will

 

Chapter Text

Direct message

@deadlyinstinct



cubanbeauty Today at 3:06 AM

Hey… are you awake

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 3:06 AM

Yeah

Lemme turn off my notifications so you don't disturb Pidge

What's up?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 3:07 AM

I've just been feeling

Not great

Like I don't belong in the fighter program

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 3:07 AM

What are you talking about?

Lance, you've improved so much even in the week that I've been here

You belong

While you may have gotten into the fighter program because I dropped out, you didn't stay in the fighter program because of that. You've earned your place

Everything with piloting came easy to me. I think it's because of my heritage. But you had to work for this. And you're doing it. You're doing amazing

 

cubanbeauty Today at 3:09 AM

Keith holy fuck

You're gonna make me cry

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 3:09 AM

UH is that good or bad

 

cubanbeauty Today at 3:10 AM

It's like

I was sad but not sad enough to cry, but then you said something that stacked happy on top of my sad and squished it a little so now I'm this weird jumble of happy and sad so my brain is just like “now cry!!”

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 3:10 AM

O...k

 

cubanbeauty Today at 3:11 AM

So thank you your words were great

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 3:11 AM

I'm glad

Good night, Lance

 

cubanbeauty Today at 3:11 AM

Gnight




The Garrison GSA



Pedge Today at 7:38 AM

I wonder if this is all the not straight people in the school

Well

Not cisstraight

 

Nadia Today at 7:40 AM

Good question

 

Lotor Today at 7:40 AM

Are you wondering because you're looking for love?

 

Pedge Today at 7:40 AM

PFFFFFFT

 

Lotor Today at 7:40 AM

Platonic love?

 

Pedge Today at 7:40 AM

Nah, I'm just curious

 

Ezor Today at 7:41 AM

A straight man knowing what platonic love is? In this economy?

It's more likely than you think

 

Lotor Today at 7:41 AM

Now, now, platonic love isn't restricted to aromantics, Ezor

I would argue that almost everyone experiences it

Now, a committed platonic partnership? I can't say that I've ever been in one, but I at least know what they are

I try to educate myself on these matters. With the amount of information available to us, there's not much of an excuse to be ignorant

 

Allura Today at 7:42 AM

That's a very good way of looking at it, Lotor

 

Nadia Today at 7:42 AM

Yeah, damn

 

Lants Today at 7:43 AM

Is there a way you could phrase that to sound less condescending? Just curious

 

Lotor Today at 7:43 AM

I'm sorry, that's just the way I talk

I've tried to phrase things differently but it's… I want to be true to myself, even if it's off-putting to the people around me

 

Ezor Today at 7:44 AM

Translation: he's sorry he has the voice of the animal planet narrator but it's just the way it is

You get used to it

 

Acxa Today at 7:44 AM

You really do

 

Allura Today at 7:45 AM

I don't even notice it anymore

 

Zethrid Today at 7:45 AM

I think it's funny

 

Lants Today at 7:45 AM

Mmmmmm

Ok then

 

Pedge Today at 7:45 AM

And here we see a jealous bitch in his natural habitat

 

Lants Today at 7:46 AM

Whh

 

Shuro Today at 7:46 AM

Pidge, be nice.

 

Pedge Today at 7:46 AM

You're not my dad

 

Shuro Today at 7:46 AM

Oh, try me

 

Pedge Today at 7:47 AM

Bitch

 

Shuro Today at 7:47 AM

Pidge.

 

Nadia Today at 7:47 AM

Smh James would've pissed his pants by now

 

James Today at 7:47 AM

I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

Can you torment someone other than me for one (1) day?

 

Nadia Today at 7:48 AM

But making fun of you is so fun

 

James Today at 7:48 AM

:’(

 

Shuro Today at 7:48 AM

Nadia, be nice

 

Nadia Today at 7:48 AM

Ok ok jeez

 

Keef Today at 7:48 AM

Smh weak

 

Mart Today at 7:49 AM

Shiro has 10/10 dad voice and 11/10 daddy voice

 

Shuro Today at 7:49 AM

Matt I stg if you keep saying things like that I'm gonna replace you

 

Mart Today at 7:49 AM

You can't replace me Shiro

I've already sunk in my claws

 

Shuro Today at 7:49 AM

Maybe I can go to the hospital they can usually get rid of ticks

 

Mart Today at 7:49 AM

You're gonna need a specialist for this

 

Shuro Today at 7:50 AM

Guess I'll just have to find one then

 

Mart Today at 7:50 AM

Tag yourself if you were a kind of parasite what would you be

 

Keef Today at 7:50 AM

Emerald cockroach wasp

 

Nadia Today at 7:51 AM

This is my least favorite tag yourself meme

 

Pedge Today at 7:51 AM

Tapeworm

 

Shuro Today at 7:51 AM

Matt why

 

Lants Today at 7:51 AM

Nope nope nope

 

Honk Today at 7:52 AM

This is NOT what I wanted to open the chat and see goodbye

 

Mart Today at 7:52 AM

You're all cowards

I would be the zombie-ant fungus

 

Keef Today at 7:52 AM

Why, because you fuck up everyone's brains and make everyone else have a bad time?

 

Mart Today at 7:52 AM

Wow thanks Keith

 

Keef Today at 7:53 AM

James would be a tick

 

Nadia Today at 7:53 AM

Explain

 

Keef Today at 7:53 AM

Disgusting and annoying but not that hard to get rid of

 

James Today at 7:53 AM

You guys are so mean to me

 

Shuro Today at 7:54 AM

Keith, be nice

 

Keef Today at 7:54 AM

Whatever, legal guardian

 

Nadia Today at 7:54 AM

Man, Keith is just savage this morning

 

Keef Today at 7:54 AM

It's cause I didn't sleep

Sleep deprivation brings out my alien instincts

 

Lants Today at 7:54 AM

Wait really?

 

Keef Today at 7:55 AM

Yeah

I think I'm descended from some kind of carnivorous warrior race, probably one that's well adapted to space travel

 

Pedge Today at 7:55 AM

Why haven't you told me these interesting things about yourself

Every time I'm like ‘tell me about yourself’ you tell some random story but you should be telling me about your cool alien powers

 

Keef Today at 7:56 AM

Eh

And I'm mostly bullshitting to make excuses for my fucked up tendencies

 

Mart Today at 7:56 AM

“Fucked up tendencies” Keith you're one of the least cursed people in this chat

 

Nadia Today at 7:56 AM

Untrue he participated in the parasite thing

 

Pedge Today at 7:56 AM

Matt is the most cursed

No other rankings matter just because of how cursed Matt is

 

Mart Today at 7:57 AM

Aww, thanks, Pidgey!

 

Pedge Today at 7:57 AM

No problem, you cursed piece of shit!

 

Lants Today at 7:57 AM

Hey thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garbage

 

Nadia Today at 7:57 AM

Oof mood

 

Pedge Today at 7:57 AM

Wow if that ain't the mood

 

Mart Today at 7:57 AM

Hey, same!

 

Keef Today at 7:57 AM

Hey me too

 

Ezor Today at 7:57 AM

Mood

 

Shuro Today at 7:58 AM

Guys...

 

Honk Today at 7:58 AM

:O

 

Romelle Today at 7:58 AM

Are you… ok

 

Lants Today at 7:58 AM

Nope! Thanks for asking!

 

Shuro Today at 7:59 AM

Lance, do you need help?

 

Lants Today at 7:59 AM

I'm joking I'm fine





Direct message

@cubanbeauty



tshirogane Today at 7:59 AM

I'm serious. Do you need anything?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 8:00 AM

Eh

 

tshirogane Today at 8:00 AM

Lance, if there's any way I can help you, I want to

I care about you

 

cubanbeauty Today at 8:00 AM

Seriously, Shiro

I'm ok

 

tshirogane Today at 8:00 AM

If you need anything, don't be afraid to reach out to me, ok?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 8:01 AM

Yeah

Thanks Shiro

 

tshirogane Today at 8:01 AM

You're welcome





The Garrison GSA



Nadia Today at 9:16 AM

What do you guys look for in a romantic partner?

 

James Today at 9:16 AM

Boy

 

Nadia Today at 9:16 AM

Oh my god

 

Pedge Today at 9:16 AM

I thought you said you were attracted to competence

 

James Today at 9:17 AM

I am, I was joking

Mostly

 

Nadia Today at 9:17 AM

You're ridiculous

 

Keef Today at 9:17 AM

Someone I could talk to?

And I felt like I could trust them?

 

Lants Today at 9:18 AM

Sapient

 

Nadia Today at 9:18 AM

Sapient

 

Pedge Today at 9:18 AM

I'm really glad you included Keith

 

Lants Today at 9:18 AM

Wh

 

Keef Today at 9:18 AM

Wh

 

Lants Today at 9:19 AM

I'm just saying, if I met a beautiful alien person I would not be opposed

 

Pedge Today at 9:19 AM

But Lance, you already have

 

Keef Today at 9:19 AM

Y'know I don't know if I've ever been described as beautiful

 

Nadia Today at 9:19 AM

So if they're an alien they have to be beautiful but if they're human it doesn't matter?

Racist

 

Lants Today at 9:20 AM

Oh my god

 

Honk Today at 9:20 AM

I would want to be with someone who was really nice and cuddly

Also Pidge you have to participate but instead of romantic partner it's platonic

 

Pedge Today at 9:20 AM

Ugh fine

Smart I guess

 

Nadia Today at 9:20 AM

I'm looking for a girl who's driven and independent

 

Keef Today at 9:21 AM

Damn, high standards

 

Nadia Today at 9:21 AM

Listen, bitch

 

Keef Today at 9:21 AM

Shiro likes lanky twinks with glasses

 

Shuro Today at 9:21 AM

Wh

 

Mart Today at 9:22 AM

I like it when my partners are taller and wiser than me

And preferably if they think I'm funny

 

Pedge Today at 9:22 AM

Whomst the fuck would date you if they didn't think you were funny that's like your only selling feature

 

Mart Today at 9:22 AM

WOW OK THANKS PIDGE

 

Veronica Today at 9:22 AM

A woman who is strong on her own so when you put us together we are unstoppable

 

Lants Today at 9:23 AM

Yeah that's right sis POWER COUPLE

 

Veronica Today at 9:23 AM

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ 

 

Lants Today at 9:23 AM

☜(゚ヮ゚☜)




Ze Gays



Beach Bitch Today at 10:09 AM

Hey everyone what’s a fear of yours

 

No more fights Today at 10:09 AM

Humans

 

Gremlin Today at 10:09 AM

mood

 

No more fights Today at 10:09 AM

Pidge you are human

 

Gremlin Today at 10:10 AM

looks in the mirror and screams

 

No more fights Today at 10:10 AM

Mood

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:10 AM

Lots of things

 

Raspberry tea Today at 10:10 AM

I don’t have any major fears but I feel kind of uncomfortable on the open ocean

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:11 AM

Oh, here’s a silly fear: the abyssal zone of the ocean

 

Gremlin Today at 10:11 AM

why

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:11 AM

It’s cold, there’s crushing pressure, it’s completely black, and you’re so deep down storms on the surface can’t touch you

You’re deprived of all your senses except touch, all you can feel is the nearly frigid temperatures, and it’s impossible to tell what’s up and what’s down

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:12 AM

Wow, thanks! Now I’m scared of it too!

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:12 AM

Oh also there are things alive down there that Want to Eat You

 

Hunkameat Today at 10:12 AM

;-;

 

tshirogane Today at 10:12 AM

Matt are you ok

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:13 AM

Hey, Lance asked for a fear

 

Gremlin Today at 10:13 AM

You FLY in SPACE, MATT

If you’re afraid of the DARK UNKNOWN, why aren't you afraid of SPACE

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:13 AM

Because space is cool

The ocean is just scary

Not cool

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:14 AM

Hey I think the ocean is cool

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:14 AM

Well why don’t I just Toss You In

 

tshirogane Today at 10:14 AM

Space doesn’t have an up or down

It’s impossible to lose track of something that doesn’t exist

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:14 AM

Matt was That A Threat

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:15 AM

Maybe So

 

tshirogane Today at 10:15 AM

Anyway I’m afraid of Matt

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:15 AM

I’m not even sure if that’s a compliment or an insult

 

Gremlin Today at 10:15 AM

why not both?

 

No more fights Today at 10:16 AM

Hey Matt what the fuck did you do

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:16 AM

Exist

 

Gremlin Today at 10:16 AM

Manage to survive despite the odds

He should’ve died of his own stupidity by now, so

Clearly that means that something’s wrong with him and therefore we must Take Him Out

 

tshirogane Today at 10:17 AM

He’s so good at making innocent situations uncomfortable I just live in constant fear that he’s going to pull something

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:17 AM

Aww, babe

Do you want me to kiss it better?

 

tshirogane Today at 10:17 AM

where would you even kiss for that

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:17 AM

Wherever you want

 

Beach Bitch Today at 10:17 AM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:18 AM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

tshirogane Today at 10:18 AM

Matt, please

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:18 AM

Tell daddy where you want it, Shiro

 

tshirogane Today at 10:18 AM

Matthew Holt.

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:18 AM

Yes, dear?

 

tshirogane Today at 10:18 AM

Please stop

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:19 AM

Fine

 

No more fights Today at 10:19 AM

See, Matt, this is why you’re cursed

 

Mattaticate Today at 10:19 AM

Thanks!




Caffeine addicts



5 hour energy Today at 10:32 AM

So I’m gay

 

Earl grey Today at 10:35 AM

You tell us this regularly

 

Gas station roast Today at 10:36 AM

who is it this time, Nadia

 

5 hour energy Today at 10:36 AM

same as usual, you?

 

Gas station roast Today at 10:36 AM

I didn’t even say anything

 

5 hour energy Today at 10:36 AM

ok but every time you walk into a fucking room you’re like ‘oh sweet, a new crush!’

 

Gas station roast Today at 10:36 AM

Th

That’s not true!

 

5 hour energy Today at 10:37 AM

(¬_¬)

You sure?

 

Gas station roast Today at 10:37 AM

So you can say ‘I love all the women here they're wonderful’ but the INSTANT I'm attracted to someone you ATTACK me

 

5 hour energy Today at 10:37 AM

Is it Regris? Seems like everyone's attracted to him

 

Gas station roast Today at 10:37 AM

I mean like objectively speaking yeah he's pretty hot

But I don't know him

 

5 hour energy Today at 10:38 AM

And your thing for competence doesn't come in bc when he's in the sim so is Keith and you can't tear your eyes off that boy

 

Gas station roast Today at 10:38 AM

We're both pilots

It makes sense that I'd rather watch a pilot than an engineer

 

5 hour energy Today at 10:38 AM

Whatever helps you sleep at night





The Garrison GSA



Nadia Today at 10:39 AM

Ok who here is attracted to Regris

 

Keef Today at 10:40 AM

He's nice to look at

 

Lants Today at 10:40 AM

Mmmm

Yep

 

James Today at 10:40 AM

I don't know him but

 

Shay Today at 10:40 AM

Eh

 

Honk Today at 10:40 AM

I'm with Keith

 

Mart Today at 10:40 AM

Too young

 

Romelle Today at 10:41 AM

Huh, I don't see it

 

Nadia Today at 10:41 AM

That's because you're a lesbian, Romelle

 

Romelle Today at 10:41 AM

Mmmmm

 

Lants Today at 1:27 PM

Guys, it’s a Saturday

Yknow what we need to do?

 

James Today at 1:28 PM

Study?

 

Lants Today at 1:28 PM

Shut your fuck, nerd

Anyway, we need to throw a party!

 

Pedge Today at 1:28 PM

Yeah, only we don’t have snacks, we don’t have drinks, I’m not sure we have any games that we could all play

What the fuck would we even do at this ‘party?’

 

Lants Today at 1:29 PM

Idk

Play games?

 

Nadia Today at 1:29 PM

We can all tell each other our crushes like preteen girls!!

 

James Today at 1:29 PM

Nadia oh my god

 

Pedge Today at 1:29 PM

James I thought you needed to study

 

Nadia Today at 1:30 PM

Hey, he can study right now and then we meet after dinner?

 

James Today at 1:30 PM

That'll work

 

Pedge Today at 1:30 PM

Ok, so who all is coming

Also who’s hosting

@everyone

 

Nadia Today at 1:30 PM

I’m coming

Probably not me lol

 

Keef Today at 1:31 PM

I’d say that we could host but Pidge’s side of the room is a mess

 

Pedge Today at 1:31 PM

‘Pidge’s side’

 

Keef Today at 1:31 PM

I shoved all your junk closer to your bed, did you not notice?

 

Pedge Today at 1:31 PM

You touched my stuff?

 

Keef Today at 1:32 PM

Yes?

None of the electronics, just the junk

I wouldn't dare touch your electronics

 

Pedge Today at 1:32 PM

Ok good

 

Nadia Today at 1:32 PM

What about James?

 

James Today at 1:32 PM

Uh, I dunno how Ryan would feel about guests

 

Keef Today at 1:33 PM

Lance?

 

Lants Today at 1:33 PM

Sure

Hunk's obvs gonna be there

 

Keef Today at 1:33 PM

I mean yeah he lives with you

 

Allura Today at 1:33 PM

I can come!

 

Acxa Today at 1:34 PM

Narti and I are busy

 

Nadia Today at 1:34 PM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Acxa Today at 1:34 PM

We're NOT even a COUPLE

 

James Today at 1:34 PM

Nadia, do you want to study with me and Ryan

 

Nadia Today at 1:35 PM

James it's Saturday

 

James Today at 1:35 PM

Yes?

 

Nadia Today at 1:35 PM

I still have until Sunday

 

James Today at 1:35 PM

Ok but you could also get it done now?

 

Nadia Today at 1:36 PM

Bitch have you met me?

 

James Today at 1:36 PM

Ok that's a good point

 

Mart Today at 1:36 PM

I'm an adult

 

Pedge Today at 1:36 PM

In the literal sense

 

Shay Today at 1:37 PM

I can come!

 

Ezor Today at 1:37 PM

Zethrid and I are gonna be busy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Lants Today at 1:37 PM

Congrats I guess?

 

Ezor Today at 1:37 PM

;)

 

Veronica Today at 1:38 PM

I'll let you kids have your fun

 

Romelle Today at 1:38 PM

I can come

 

Lotor Today at 1:38 PM

I'll be there





Boyf



mattaticate Today at 1:47 PM

Hey @Snapplesteve I know it's super last minute but do you want to come over for dinner tomorrow?

 

Snapplesteve Today at 1:47 PM

Lemme check if I can

 

mattaticate Today at 1:47 PM

Cool





Ze Gays



No more fights Today at 2:51 PM

I'm bored

 

Gremlin Today at 2:51 PM

Mmm same

 

tshirogane Today at 2:53 PM

You could clean your dorm

 

No more fights Today at 2:53 PM

My side of the dorm is spotless

Idgaf what Pidge does with their space

 

tshirogane Today at 2:53 PM

Really? Messy rooms stress me out

 

Gremlin Today at 2:53 PM

How did you survive in Matt's apartment

 

tshirogane Today at 2:54 PM

I didn't. That's why we always hung out at my place

 

Gremlin Today at 2:54 PM

Mm

Also the apartment was shitty

 

Mattaticate Today at 2:54 PM

Oh god it looked like a grad student's first apartment

 

No more fights Today at 2:55 PM

Smh that would have at least two futons to account for the roommates you'd need to have to be able to afford an apartment

 

Mattaticate Today at 2:55 PM

Hlfhohitre too real Keith




Boyf



Snapplesteve Today at 3:00 PM

Yep! I'm free tomorrow

 

tshirogane Today at 3:00 PM

Awesome!

I'll have to make a special meal

 

Snapplesteve Today at 3:00 PM

You sure you can handle yourself in the kitchen?

 

tshirogane Today at 3:01 PM

AGAIN, I got myself together once I had to feed Keith, ADAM

 

Snapplesteve Today at 3:01 PM

If you say so

 

mattaticate Today at 3:01 PM

Yaaas this is going to be so gay

 

tshirogane Today at 3:01 PM

Can't argue with that




The Garrison GSA



James Today at 5:15 PM

Ok so we're meeting in Lance and Hunk's dorm?

 

Nadia Today at 5:16 PM

Yeah

This'll be fun

Gays hanging out without adult supervision

 

Pedge Today at 5:16 PM

What could possibly go wrong

 

Ezor Today at 5:16 PM

Don't have too much fun without us ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Pedge Today at 5:17 PM

Gross, gross!





Trying to fit ten teenagers into a single dorm room was, well, squishy. Lance and Hunk were both seated on Lance’s bed, while Allura and Romelle had taken up residence on Hunk’s. Pidge had claimed the single beanbag chair in the dorm when they’d entered, and Keith was seated on top of one desk with his feet propped up on the other. When Shay came in, Hunk offered her his seat on the bed, but she declined and sat on the floor. Lotor sat on the floor with his back against the side of Hunk’s bed, and James and Nadia took the two desk chairs.

“The desk isn’t a chair,” James grumbled at Keith. “You might break it.”

Lance laughed. “Yep, Keith’s 90 pound ass is gonna break the metal Garrison desks,” he teased.

Keith held up a finger. “First of all, I’m 100 pounds,” he joked, “and second of all, James, you went to the GSA meeting. The only reason why more of us aren’t sitting on desks is because there aren’t any more.”

“Yeah, sitting on a desk is basically the gay initiation ceremony,” Romelle agreed, crossing her arms and leaning back.

Pidge looked over at Lance. “And yeah, you forgot to factor in Keith’s ten pounds of hair and fur,” they pointed out. “That’s why you were off.”

“Ohhh, that makes sense,” Lance acknowledged. “Sorry, I didn’t realize just how heavy it was.”

Pidge shook their head. “Come on Lance, get it together.”

“If we’re done making fun of Keith for being a lightweight, what should we do?” Nadia asked.

“I’m not a lightweight, I can eat more poison than any of you,” Keith retorted.

Nadia stood up. “You wanna fucking bet?” she challenged.

James massaged the bridge of his nose. “Nadia, please sit down,” he requested.

She obliged, albeit with an eyeroll. “OK, but seriously.”

“Weren’t you all gonna tell each other your crushes like preteen girls?” Pidge reminded them. “And let me watch and mock you all?”

Lance shook his head. “Pidge, Pidge, Pidge. You gotta tell us your aro crush. You’re not exempt from this.”

Keith lied the rest of the way down on the desk, head draped off the side. “That activity sounds boring,” he commented. “It’ll just be Lance and James listing a bunch of people, Lotor admitting that he still has a crush on his lesbian best friend, Shay and Hunk awkwardly blushing, Allura sighing at Lotor’s crush and telling us about this girl, Pidge being confused and not knowing what to say, Nadia sighing and telling us she’s into Veronica, and Romelle being a gay disaster.”

Nadia coughed and averted her eyes. “I dunno what you’re talking about, Keith,” she mumbled.

Pidge laughed. “Keith just called us all out,” they announced. “Congratulations. Who knew he was so perceptive?”

Keith rolled his eyes, turning his head to the side to look at everyone else. “I’ve lived with Shiro for a long-ass time. I know what disaster gay pining looks like,” he replied. “And Lotor… it’s obvious.”

Lotor pinched his lips together and stayed quiet.

Lance held up a finger. “Wait. He called out everyone except himself,” he realized. “Keith, you gotta call yourself out, too.”

Keith groaned. “Fine. I’m an awkward gay with trust issues,” he deadpanned.

“No, like, crush-wise!”

“Did you not hear the trust issues part?” Pidge jutted in.

Lance sighed. “Whatever.”

After an awkward pause, Nadia suggested, “We could play Truth or Dare?”

“The truths are always about romance stuff or just boring,” Pidge remarked. “And usually the dares aren’t that fun, either.”

Hunk crossed his arms. “Yeeaah, I dunno.”

Lance clapped his hands together. “Let’s just play one round, and if we get bored we can stop, ok?”

Everyone murmured their agreement.

“I’ll go first,” Nadia declared. “Keith, truth or dare?”

Keith sighed. “Truth.”

She grinned. “Alright, Keith. Why did you stab someone?” she asked, leaning towards him.

“Self-defense,” he grunted. He didn’t look particularly keen on elaborating.

“Wh-why did you need to defend yourself?” Hunk asked.

“Why did you have a knife?” Romelle interjected.

“People are mean and I didn’t. He tried to stab me but he missed, so I took the knife out of his hand and stabbed him with it. Happy?” he explained irritably, sitting up.

Lance got up. “I’m mostly just worried, dude,” he replied earnestly. “Are you ok?”

“Yes, I’m fine,” Keith bit out, shifting his knees closer to his chest. “Can we move on?”

Lance nodded. “Yeah, let’s move on.”



The Garrison GSA



Lants Today at 9:33 PM

Well, thank you to everyone who came! I had a great time

 

Allura Today at 9:34 PM

Yes, it was lovely

 

Lotor Today at 9:35 PM

Agreed

 

Nadia Today at 9:37 PM

Keith is the king of roasts




Protect teeth



pokepowered Today at 9:37 PM

alright bitches teens are bitches and Keith is having a bad time

 

Snapplesteve Today at 9:37 PM

What? What’s going on?

 

pokepowered Today at 9:37 PM

someone brought up the stabby story

during truth or dare

 

Snapplesteve Today at 9:38 PM

Oh no

Truth or dare… rarely ends well

 

pokepowered Today at 9:38 PM

yeah yeah we’re stupid teens and all thqat can we PLEASE focus on the topic at hand

 

Snapplesteve Today at 9:38 PM

How can we help?

 

pokepowered Today at 9:38 PM

I dunno! do the adult thing and fix this!

 

Snapplesteve Today at 9:38 PM

@tshirogane

 

tshirogane Today at 9:39 PM

What’s he doing right now?

 

pokepowered Today at 9:39 PM

He’s on his phone

 

tshirogane Today at 9:39 PM

mmm

I don’t think he’s in a talking mood right now

that would be my guess

can you see how he feels about being touched? just ask if you can sit on his bed. if he grunts that’s generally a no and if he shrugs that means you can ask again but do not sit down unless he says yes

then just put your hand on his knee and gauge his reaction

if he seems uncomfortable at ALL back off but generally when he’s like this he’s not very verbal

it’s a tough situation

 

Snapplesteve Today at 9:41 PM

I’m at the Garrison right now, so if necessary I can step in?

 

tshirogane Today at 9:41 PM

if necessary I’ll call him and talk to him

But I know he wants to feel more independent from me so I would prefer to avoid that

 

pokepowered Today at 9:41 PM

ok, I’ll see what I can do




Pidge looked across the room at their roommate. He was lying down on his bed facing the wall, and they could see his phone’s light from where they were seated. They stood up and walked over to his bed.

“Hey,” Pidge greeted quietly. “Can I sit down on your bed?”

Keith shrugged.

“I’m not gonna unless you say yes,” Pidge informed him. “Ok?”

Keith sighed. “Go for it,” he permitted. When Pidge sat down and rested their hand on his knee, he tensed up for a second. Pidge immediately moved the hand back into their lap.

The bed was small enough that, even with Keith decently close to the wall and Pidge sitting on the edge, their backs were still touching. It had been a little uncomfortable for movie-watching, but at the moment, the close quarters didn’t seem so bad. It allowed Pidge to passively give Keith physical contact without giving him the social anxiety of finding an appropriate response.

They stayed on his bed without saying anything for about 20 minutes. They were both distracting themselves with their electronics, but it was still company.




Direct message

@deadlyinstinct



cubanbeauty Today at 10:15 PM

I’m sorry I didn’t intervene sooner

I knew that topic was uncomfy for you but I was so focused on my selfish want for an answer that I didn’t stop them

I’m sorry

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:15 PM

it’s not your fault

it’s not your job to protect me

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:15 PM

um yes it is?

that’s what friends are for

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:15 PM

it was just a weird situation

it wasn’t up to you

especially not only you

yknow?

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:16 PM

still

I wish I’d stepped in sooner and I just wanted to apologize

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:16 PM

it’s ok, lance

but I appreciate it

I have a lot of unresolved traumas and its not your job to take them on

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:16 PM

I’m not trying to take them on

I’m tryingf to help you with them

No I can’t take them from you but I can support you

and I promise i’m trying to do so

I care about you and i don’t want you to be hurting

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:17 PM

thanks

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:17 PM

you’re welcome

do you wanna talk?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:18 PM

Mmm

No thanks

I'm sorry

 

cubanbeauty Today at 10:18 PM

no problem

Good night, Keith!

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 10:19 PM

Good night




Direct message

@tshirogane



deadlyinstinct Today at 12:15 AM

I had a bad dream

 

tshirogane Today at 12:15 AM

How can I help?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 12:15 AM

Yknow how you sometimes snore a little in your sleep?

Like you're just a semi loud breather at night?

 

tshirogane Today at 12:16 AM

Am I?

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 12:16 AM

Yes

 

tshirogane Today at 12:17 AM

Do you want me to call you so you can listen to me breathe

 

deadlyinstinct Today at 12:17 AM

Yeah

 

tshirogane Today at 12:17 AM

Ok, no problem

 

Call started @tshirogane Today at 12:18 AM