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"So the rabbit is Jesus?"

"No, the bunny comes to bring chocolate to good children."

Cathy glances at the closed door where their daughter is sleeping. The paperwork for the adoption wasn't finished in time for Christmas. Matt intends to make up for that with a lot of candy.

"Like Santa Claus."

"Same concept, yeah."

"You lie to your children so they develop a deep distrust of your other beliefs later on."

"No!" He stops. "Okay, maybe."

There's a hushed knock, and George slips inside. "I brought the Jesus Bunny suit."

Matt sighs. Close enough. "Help me put this on."