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Ph o ll u p was lokkin for sum man meat; wen a Nice Man looked came up 2 him

“henlo mr carileliyele” said him

phorlup looked n gasP whoa a prett man thought he

the nice lookin man said “i am fine-ass bornim”

no it was not fineass it was phineas but hot damn

they talk in bar n philllip was Quite In Love then he join cuircuis to stare at pt s face

FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT WIFE??????? Y HE HAV WIFE think pillip

for it was so; he had a wi f e

wofe’s nam was choritee berinarum n ahe was Very Pret t y

phillll was Doomed

he lusted 4 so Long the man did not lov him he tought

but he stay in curcis becase he love it

he cri every tiem

:,(  was his fac e

wat happen next ??/???///?/

see on next episode of Keepin Up With The Barnumians