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51-Imagine trying to tell Thorin that you are pregnant with cute innuendos and colloquialism and he does not understand a single one of them
*thirtieth try telling him* “Honey there’s something in the oven”
*Thorin opens oven door and sees a bun* “why in Mahal’s name is there a single bread roll in our oven?”
“Damn it Thorin, I’m pregnant, you big goon!”
52-Imagine cuddling up with Thorin on a rainy day in front of a window, and you’re under a blanket with him, in his lap, wearing a pair of his fuzzy socks, and drinking tea as he reads to you
53-Imagine Dori losing his shit over mugs with sweaters
54-Imagine Thorin thinking you’re faking being nice to him so you can steal from him, but then you get a fever and are still super nice to him, and you’re worried about the quest while delirious and he feels bad about mistreating you
Also all you want are cuddles
55-Imagine having to borrow a shirt and Thorin lends you one of his, but the shirt won’t button properly over your breasts so you sit there with massive amounts of cleavage showing Thorin loves and hates it
56-Imagine getting slightly drunk and telling thorin that you think he’s pretty
*after 4 steins of ale* “Thorin has any ever told you you’re pretty?”
*Thorin tries not to laugh* “no”
*sits up straight* “well allow me to be the first to say, you’re gorgeous ….and you have a great ass.” *grabs said ass*
“Thank you lass,” *cuts you off from alcohol for the rest of the night*
57-Imagine Thorin noticing that you’re just straight up staring at him from across camp and getting really pissed off and when he confronts you, you admit that you think his eyes are really beautiful and he gets all flustered
“Why are you gawking at me girl!”
“Oh sorry, I can’t help it.”
“Oh really why is that.”
“Your eyes are just so blue it feels like I’m drowning in them.”
58-Imagine Thorin trying to use modern slang
“You look fleek girl.”
“Thorin no”
“Uncle stop please.”
“Why am I too rachet for you *checks script* ….dawg.”
59-Imagine making thorin a flower crown and telling him it’s a place holder for the one in Erebor
60-Imagine learning Thorin has love handles and taking it upon yourself to name them
“This one is is ale and this one is mead ” *pinches said deposits of fat*
*rest of the company tries not to laugh*
61-Imagine catching Thorin baby talking at a puppy
62-Imagine unknowingly being Thorin’s one and you cook a nice meal for the company, and Dwalin, liking your cooking so much, he threatens to steal you away from Thorin if he doesn’t hurry up and have a courting braid in your hair by the end of the week
63-Imagine Fili and Kili finding and eating your stash of edible weed, and they get high as balls
“These gummy worms taste really skunky”
“yeah they’re gross what are they?”
“Oh holy shit! Please tell me you only ate one each! Thorin! ”
64-Imagine Thorin turning into a bumbling idiot around you which makes him pissed at himself
65-Imagine Thorin marveling at how soft your skin is
66-Imagine Thorin cooking a meal for you and taking you out on a romantic picnic
67-Imagine interacting with Thorin like this
68-Imagine doing this to Thorin in Erebor’s treasury just to fuck with him
69-Imagine Thorin bringing you flowers everyday when he comes home from work
70-Imagine trying to have a serious conversation with Thorin but he keeps distracting you by attempting to have sex with you
71-Imagine Thorin getting really shit-faced and passing out and having sex dreams about you which he thinks are real and when you come to wake him up when he’s sober, he pulls you into bed and you two really have sex
72-Imagine having sex with Thorin in a room with a mirror as a ceiling so you can see his back muscles working
73-Imagine introducing thorin to the many pleasurable and erotic uses of a riding crop
74-Imagine being bilingual and when you fall into middle earth you are so shocked you temporarily forget how to speak English and the dwarves are convinced you can’t speak English and to fuck with them you play along to their idea until you get to Rivendell and then pretending like you were speaking English the whole time
75-Imagine Beorn and Thorin fighting over you
“she’s far too kind to be with the likes of dwarves.”
“she is a part of my company and will stay with us.”
“You treat her like she’s a burden, she should stay somewhere where she feels safe and appreciated.”
“she is a dead weight yes, but she will always be safe by my side!”
“I don’t know if I should be insulted or embarrassed that they’re doing this.”
76-Imagine getting into a water gun war with fili, kili, and thorin
Thorin: I will not partake in your infantile games.
Kili: oh come on uncle, don’t be such a stick in the mud.
Thorin: I said no.
you: *sprays him in the face* scared you gonna lose old man?
Thorin: oh you’ve done it now *grabs squirt gun and chases after you*