thatoneuastudent added *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧Aoyama✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*, bassic, caught on tape, Creati, Deku, and 15 others to the chat at 4:13 p.m.
thatoneuastudent renamed the chat to 1-A.
thatoneuastudent left the chat.
zippity zappity dick rod: yoooo whats this uwu
Deku: Hey guys!!
Uravity!!: hiiiiii !
bassic: did you just fucking “uwu” at me
zippity zappity dick rod: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked rn
skedaddle skadoodle: whazzguuuuud my dudes
Rock Hard: yo dude!!!!
Iida Tenya: What is this? Also whoever “Bassic” is, please refrain from such using vulgar language!
bassic: yeah yeah dude got it
bassic: mina is that a reference to something
skedaddle skadoodle: why yes it is ;))
zippity zappity dick rod: damn wheres hagakure when you need her
bassic: probably stalking somebody
skedaddle skadoodle: woww accurate
Iida Tenya: Whoever “zippity zappity dick rod” is, that username is highly inappropriate! Please change it to something less vulgar.
Rock Hard: i’m surprised he hasn’t said anything about mine yet
Iida Tenya: I apologize “Rock Hard” for I don’t understand what I should say about yours? Your user name seems appropriate to me!
bassic: dear lord, somebody tell him what that means
Uravity!!: nooooo don’t tell him!
Iida Tenya: Yes! Please do! I am quite confused.
zippity zappity dick rod: ill do it
Uravity!!: don’t you fucking dare
Deku: . . .
Rock Hard: jesus christ Uraraka
skedaddle skadoodle: holy shit
zippity zappity dick rod: im scared now
skedaddle skadoodle: you bet your ass you should be
Iida Tenya: Uraraka! Language!
Iida Tenya: I am still very confused.
bassic: do it again, make kaminari scared
Rock Hard: wow sadist much
bassic: yeah sometimes tbh
Deku: don’t worry Iida! you’ll never learn someday....hopefully…
Uravity!!: wait who told you what that meant D:<
Deku: i always knew?
skedaddle skadoodle: he isn’t as pure as we thought
Uravity!!: noooo not my pure cinnamon roll DD:
Deku: cinnamon roll?
zippity zappity dick rod: dont worry about it dude
Rock Hard: @not on tape
bassic: oh my godd i thought that joke was dead
skedaddle skadoodle: hAH never
not on tape: duuuuude
not on tape: why do you have to do this to me
Rock Hard: it’s funny
skedaddle skadoodle: true true
your dick is now a noodle: i heard my name!
your dick is now a noodle: you better not be talking shit about me
zippity zappity dick rod: ahhhhh hagakure
zippity zappity dick rod: youre here.
your dick is now a noodle: that sounds vaguely ominous but ok
skedaddle skadoodle: what deeds have you gotten to see
bassic: wait oh my godd i know where those usernames are from now
not on tape: did you and hagakure really collaborate on the usernames
your dick is now a noodle: hell yeah we did
Rock Hard: i’m so proud
your dick is now a noodle: oh yeah mina, about the deeds, i didn’t see much today
skedaddle skadoodle: awww dangit
your dick is now a noodle: but i did get a video of that weird kid from class 1-B tripping in an empty hallway, look around and pretend nothing happened
Deku: You mean Monoma?
skedaddle skadoodle: AW HELL YEAH
Rock Hard: that’s the guy’s name? jfc
sidaddle skadoodle: ay tooru, dm that video
zippity zappity dick rod: ^^^^ s a me
bassic: me too
Uravity!!: can i get a video too?
skedaddle skadoodle: oh my godd hell yeah
not on tape: i’m slightly scared over this side of uraraka
zippity zappity dick rod: who isnt
Froppy: Not me
BakuBRO: SHUT UP I’M TRYING TO FUCKING STUDY HERE
zippity zappity dick rod: why would you need to study?
your dick is now a noodle: he’s not studying he’s in the common room in a corner i see him
your dick is now a noodle: what are you doing
BakuBRO: wHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
your dick is now a noodle: up your ass
Iida Tenya: Bakugou, why do I hear explosions? That is highly inappropriate usage of a quirk, along with your language! All of you!
Iida Tenya: Some people are trying to study, myself included!
Creati: I must agree with Iida as well! It is quite noisy.
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: why the hell did i just see Hagakure fling a book at Bakugou, strip off her clothes and just disappear
bassic: scroll up
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: i actually never expected this from Hagakure. from Kaminari? yes
Zippity zappity dick rod: is that an insult or a compliment
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: both
bassic: wait holy shit tokoyami is that you
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenway: yes
zippity zappity dick rod: i never realized you had such good taste in memes
BakuBRO: WHERE IS SHE
skedaddle skadoodle: not telling you
skedaddle skadoodle: i aint no snitch
Deku: maybe calm down a little bit?
BakuBRO: sHUT THE FUCK UP I’LL MURDER YOU AFTER I MURDER THE INVISIBLE ONE
Todoroki Shouto: Does anybody have the notes from Present Mic’s lesson from last week?
Todoroki Shouto: Oh.
Todoroki Shouto: Bye.
Creati: I have notes you may borrow!
Creati: Ah, it appears he has already gone offline.
BakuBRO: ALSO WHO THE FUCK ADDED ME TO THIS FUCKING CHAT
BakuBRO has left 1-A
Rock Hard added BakuBro to 1-A
Rock Hard: we’re bonding !!! you can’t leave dude
BakuBRO has left 1-A
Rock Hard added BakuBro to 1-A
BakuBRO: I’M MUTING THE CHAT YOU FUCK
skedaddle skadoodle: tbh the one that added us
skedaddle skadoodle: name reminds me of this tumblr user i follow
not on tape: you have tumblr?!!?
skedaddle skadoodle: ofc
bassic: hahaha basic
skedaddle skidoodle: wow how ironic
not on tape: i’m scared now
not on tape: and not because of explosion boy. we all know he’s just very emotional
BakuBRO: FUCK YOU
zippity zappity dick rod: did you actually mute the chat
Rock Hard: doesn’t seem like it!
zippity zappity dick rod: lmaoo o
not on tape: like how did someone get the entire class’s numbers
Froppy: I kind of want to know too.
zippity zappity dick rod: honestly though i have no idea the person added like the whole class and left
Rock Hard: yeah its a bit weird since bakugo has like half the class blocked
Deku: Does anybody know who the person who added all of us is?
Uravity!!: at the beginning of the chat it said it was thatoneuastudent
Iida Tenya: I shall ask around Midoriya! It may turn out to be a security issue if someone had been able to find all our mobile phone numbers without us knowing!
Creati: I’ll ask around too!
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: Hagakure please come to the common room and pick up your clothes
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: i can’t deal with anymore of this bs
skedaddle skadoodle: ahhhh i’ll get it for her!
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: thanks, it was getting a bit tiring to keep m*neta away
tiddie( . )( . ): why did you censor my name?!
Iida Tenya: That username is highly inappropriate! Please change it now, Mineta.
tiddie( . )( . ): no
bassic: who has admin control
Deku: uhhh that’s weird, i do?
Deku: but i uh,,, didn’t make the chat
zippity zappity dick rod: *x-files theme plays*
bassic: great, kick the bitch out
Deku: the admin controls i have don’t let me kick people out!
Uravity!!: don’t worry Jirou! we’ll snuff that bitch out some other way!
zippity zappity dick rod: holy shit uraraka
Froppy: That’s my girl!
Deku has suspended tiddie( . )( . ) for 10 minutes
Deku: that should be helpful? it only lets me suspend someone up to 10 minutes ;-;
bassic: th ank y ou
your dick is now a noodle: ahhhhh good to be back
your dick is now a noodle: hey mina, you got that video of me escaping death
skedaddle skadoodle: yes
your dick is now a noodle: n i ce
BakuBRO: DELETE THAT
not on tape: send me please
skedaddle skadoodle: done
BakuBRO: FUCK SHIT ASS FUCK YOU
zippity zappity dick rod: me too
skedaddle skadoodle: already done
zippity zappity dick rod: you know me so well
Uravity!!: can i get the video too?
skedaddle skadoodle: i’ll send the video to everyone in my contacts
BakuBRO: MOTHERFUCKER I’LL KILL YOU AND LEAVE YOUR CORPSES TO DEATH
Rock Hard: leave your corpses to death?
BakuBRO has left 1-A
Rock Hard added BakuBRO to 1-A
Tailman: Can someone tell me the context of the video that Ashido just sent me? The one where Hagakure flings a book at Bakugou, strips, and runs around giggling while she’s invisible?
Froppy: I think you can get all the context you need by scrolling up ^^^^
Creati: The video was quite profane, but was somehow still enjoyable?
Uravity!!: Hagakure smacking Bakugou and giggle running away needs to be a thing!
bassic: i fully support this
your dick is now a noodle: i’ll make it a thing!
zippity zappity dick rod: hagakure has no fear you could die you know
your dick is now a noodle: meh
not on tape: what a mood
zippity zappity dick rod: hagakure is the true mvp of our class
your dick is now a noodle: dont you know it ho ;)
Deku: i feel bad for laughing
Uravity!!: don’t!!! >:D >:)
zippity zappity dick rod: jesus christ
Uravity!!: well i’m going to go down and eat dinner, anybody want to come with me?
Froppy: I will.
Creati: I will as well.
your dick is now a noodle: im still running from bakagou so i’ll come too
Rock Hard: i think he calmed down
BakuBRO: BI T CH
Rock Hard: guess not
skedaddle skadoodle: r i p
skedaddle skadoodle: also i’m joining
bassic: fuck it girls night
Deku: Can i still join
Deku: aw D:
your dick is now a noodle: besides, we need breaks from your hormonal teenage boy testosterone
skedaddle skadoodle: agreed
zippity zappity dick rod: woah, c o ld hagakure
not on tape: can we talk about the fact that hagakure just said “bakagou” and didn’t get murdered for it
BakuBRO: I’M TRYING TO FUCKING STUDY
Rock Hard: hes not really
Iida Tenya: Bakugo please stop with the explosions! I may have to report you if you continue!
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: All i ask is for a little peace and quiet
BakuBRO: FUCK NO
Deku: let’s just pretend that never happened?!?!
zippity zappity dick rod: unlikely but i wish you luck
not on tape: r ip
Sent at 4:20 a.m.
zippity zappity dick rod: BLAZE IT
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: why are you not asleep
zippity zappity dick rod: SLE E P WHO'S THA T
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: bye
zippity zappity dick rod: nO doN’t lEAve Me
skedaddle skadoodle: rip
zippity zappity dick rod: oh hey
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: anyways what are you guys doing awake
skedaddle skadoodle: what are YOU doing up this late
zippity zappity dick rod: touche
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: agreed
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: but anyways i just woke up, you guys?
skedaddle skadoodle: ughhhh theres a test i forgot we have tomorrow
skedaddle skadoodle: well i guess today but yeah
skedaddle skadoodle: im just studying ((attempting to))
zippity zappity dick rod: same, but i gave up on the studying part
zippity zappity dick rod: wait wHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST WOKE UP
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: im a bird
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Davenway: an early bird that is
zippity zappity dick rod: DO YOU EVEN SLEEP
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: yes
skedaddle skadoodle: how do you even wake up that early??
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: i sleep
skedaddle skadoodle: not helpful bUT OK
Deku: guys can you maybe text in private?
Deku: i mean i don’t mind, but i prefer not to get murdered today
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: yeah sure
zippity zappity dick rod: yeah but what the fuck are you doing up at 4 am
skedaddle skadoodle: yeah what ARE you doing
Deku: UNIMPORTANT BYE
zippity zappity dick rod: there he goes
zippity zappity dick rod: dAMMIT you scared him off
skedaddle skadoodle: :’(
Sent at 6:57 a.m.
Rock Hard: guys what the hell
zippity zappity dick rod: sLeEp WhO iS tHaAAaaaaAaAT
Rock Hard: you guys concern me
skedaddle skadoodle: hahhhhh concern so manly
Rock Hard: please sleep oh my god
Deku: i try, man
Deku: i really do
Deku: but sleep never comes
Rock Hard: that might be bad, midoriya
BakuBRO: SHUT UP ITS TOO FUCKING EARLY FOR THIS SHIT
zippity zappity dick rod: aaaaaaand there he goes
Skedaddle skadoodle: damn, and i thought a record was almost set
Deku: i know its bad but like
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: that is still concerning
Rock Hard: bros, you guys should at least sleep just a little
Rock Hard: i also dont really want to deal with the weird shit you guys say when you guys are half asleep
zippity zappity dick rod: oK its not THAT weird
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: its pretty weird
skedaddle skadoodle: haH yOURE WEIRD
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway: please, it makes me question my existence
Deku: ah well i’m going to pass out for a bit
Deku: i suggest you guys do too
skedaddle skadoodle: i actually will too
zippity zappity dick rod: awwwww don’t leave meeeeee
skedaddle skadoodle: nah im already too far gone
zippity zappity dick rod: gdi mina
Sent at 7:24
bassic: did they actually pass out
your dick is now a noodle: i think they did
Rock Hard: oh thank god
bassic: going along with that weird shit
bassic: its really funny but like, i dont want to deal with the aftermath
Rock Hard: yeah i don’t want kaminari to accidentally say “i’ll shove a lemon up your uranus” in front of aizawa
Rock Hard: again
your dick is now a noodle: ohhh i remember that!
your dick is now a noodle: but aren’t they only going to get 2 hours of sleep at the most
bassic: i mean sleep is still sleep?
Uravity!!: it’s still going to be soooo weird!!
Uravity!!: also good morning everyone!
Rock Hard: ey good morning!
Your dick is now a noodle: hiiiii!
not on tape: sleep is nothing if you never fully rest yourself
not on tape: life lesson from kaminari
bassic: who knew you could actually learn something from kaminari
caught on tape: i surprised myself too actually
bassic: woah did you just roast yourself
not on tape: aw fuck
not on tape: wow thanks
your dick is now a noodle: screenshotted as well
your dick is now a noodle: speaking of the “i’ll shove a lemon up your uranus” incident
you dick is now a noodle: a perk of being invisible is being able to sneak on your phone during class
your dick is now a noodle: who wants video
your dick is now a noodle: lmao don’t you just love blackmail
bassic: mmm i sure as hell do
Rock Hard: of course you would
Rock Hard: anywaaaays
Rock Hard: breakfast?!?!?
Uravity!!: ahhhh i’m coming hold up
your dick is now a noodle: me too!
bassic: crap im not ready yet, i’ll be there in a bit
Froppy: I’ll join too.
Uravity!!: yessss come join us!
Sent at 8:13 a.m.
bassic: alright alright
bassic: who wants to help me get up mina
Uravity!!: i’ll be right there
Uravity!!: (tsuyu is coming too!!)
Rock Hard: dang i’ll get the other one up
Rock Hard: @not on tape you gotta help me bro
not on tape: but why me
not on tape: get bakugou to help
Rock Hard: fiiiiiiine
Froppy: @Creati Can you come over to Mina’s?
Froppy: She’s kind of annoying to get up.
Creati: Yes I can.
Creati: Although, may I ask why you need my assistance?
bassic: we need you to create metals pieces with your quirk and bang them around
bassic: Uraraka’s idea
Creati: I’ll be right there! Please wait a moment, as I’m heading towards Ashido’s room!
your dick is now a noodle: ohoho, i sense i am needed there so i can get some deeds
bassic: oh damn, get your fine ass over here hagakure
Uravity!!: oh i almost forgot @Deku, you awake?
Deku: yeah i’m up
Deku: i woke up since there were some very loud explosions coming from above me
Deku: and lots of yelling
not on tape: yeah bakugo’s in there right now
Deku: i can tell
Iida Tenya: Please Midoriya! Get some more rest! You will not be able to accomplish your daily tasks properly if you are exhausted!
Uravity!!: yeah, next time i’ll have to knock you out if you don’t!
Deku: is that a threat
Uravity!!: a vague threat!
Deku: but still a threat
Uravity!!: true :))
Deku: that doesn’t make me any less worried
skedaddle skadoodle: jesus christ stop the banging
skedaddle skadoodle: i’M UP
bassic: yeah but its fun to bang shit around
skedaddle skadoodle: not saying i disagree
Iida Tenya: @everyone Please start heading towards class! It will be starting in 20 minutes and it would be detrimental towards your performance in school if you were to show up late!
Iida Tenya: There are still quite a few of you who have not shown up yet!
zippity zappity dick rod: can i just run to class at the last minute
Iida Tenya: I would not do that and it is very risky. You could still be late!
zippity zappity dick rod: yeah but it wouldn’t matter as long as i make it on time
BakuBRO: JUST FUCKING COME TO CLASS
Iida Tenya: Bakugo, please watch your language!
BakuBRO: FUCK YOU
Creati: Class is starting soon so we may want to get off our phones!
your dick is now a noodle: sorry Yaomomo but i need this video of Kaminari running through the door late
zippity zappity dick rod: im not late
your dick is now a noodle: but you will be
zippity zappity dick rod: wow thanks