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Nation's Cutest Twinks (5)

 

  

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): HEY GAYS

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): G AYS !!!

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): Y’ALL HYUNGS GOTTA ANSWER ME DAMMIT

 

Confident Gay™: hello i am Here

 

dobunny: yea whatchu want

 

TiddY: im barely awake why are u capslocking u heathen

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): MY NEIGHBOR TRIED TO KILL ME AT 8AM: AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY BY KIM JUNGWOO

 

ringdingdongsicheng: :0

 

ringdingdongsicheng: omg are u okay?

 

Confident Gay™: wtf explain right now immediately!! 

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): OK SO YKNOW MY NEIGHBOR THAT REMINDED ME OF A YOUNG CHOI MINHO

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): I ASKED HIM TO OPEN MY BOYSENBERRY JAM FOR ME SINCE THIS JAR WAS CURSED OR STH AND MY TOAST WAS GETTING COLD

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): AND HE FUCKIN ANSWERS THE DOOR

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): S H I R T L E S S

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): TIDDIES TASTIN THE AIR, TOWEL ON HIS HIPS, DRYING HIS HAIR AS I SPEAK TO HIM!!!

 

Confident Gay™: *eyes emoji*

 

Confident Gay™: spicy

 

TiddY: which drama is this

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): SO LIKE IM TRYING NOT TO DIE BUT THEN HE FLEXES HIS GODDAMN BICEPS AND OPENS THE JAR IN .2 SECONDS. I COMBUST INTERNALLY

 

dobunny: disgusting

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): THEN I THANK HIM WITHOUT DROOLING SOMEHOW AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAYS??????

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): dO YOu? KNOW

 

TiddY: no

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): he says-

 

ringdingdongsicheng: what does he say,,

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): he. he say s

 

Confident Gay™: take ur time honey

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): HE SAYS

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): “ANYTHING FOR A NICE NEIGHBOR LIKE YOU” AND WINKS

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): W I N K S

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): CAN YOU BELIEVE

 

dobunny: FAT OOF

 

TiddY: kim “twig twink” jwoo is the protagonist #confirmed

 

Confident Gay™: LMAOOOO IKR

 

ringdingdongsicheng: is he a gay?

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): idk...but if god is real then-

 

TiddY: he sounds a lil gay

 

Confident Gay™: ask him how many turtlenecks he owns

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): what?

 

Confident Gay™: Just Do It

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): but why

 

Confident Gay™: they’re gay culture

 

ringdingdongsicheng: lol i’m literally wearing one rn :^)

 

ringdingdongsicheng: tneck.jpg

 

Confident Gay™: thanks for proving my point sicheng

 

TiddY: what the fuck so am i

 

dobunny: pics or it didn’t happen

 

TiddY: tneck2.jpg

 

dobunny: holy shit lmao

 

dobunny: psychics are QUAKING

 

TiddY: fellas is it gay to accept ten as your god

 

Confident Gay™: yes. very

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): me, staring at my closet full of turtlenecks: THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): jk i only have like 5

 

dobunny: i have 9, step up ur game hoe !!

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): stfu im poor >:(

 

dobunny: says the guy who can afford to move out of the dorms as a sophomore

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): well mAYBE IF YOU SOLD ALL UR GODDAMN YURTLEMCSCNECKS-

 

dobunny: i am leaving !

 

ringdingdongsicheng: i only own two :(

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): its ok sichengie hyung we love you anyway

 

dobunny: nO SICHENG IS A DISGRACE TOO

 

TiddY: can he shut up

 

dobunny: who

 

TiddY: YOU

 

dobunny: buy my silence for just ₩5 a day

 

TiddY: gladly !

 

dobunny: ok cash or credit

 

TiddY: do u take checks?

 

dobunny: Lol taeyong are u actually 50 yrs old?

 

junguwu (◕ ω ◕✿): lmao

 

TiddY: ok fuck you

 

TiddY: transaction cancelled

 

TiddY: friendship also cancelled

 

dobunny: nooooo wait PLEASE

 

dobunny: i rlly need that rent money

 

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dobunny: damn where’d yall go??

 

Confident Gay™: its called having a life, hun. I know you can’t relate but pls try to understand :^)

 

ringdingdongsicheng: !!!!

 

ringdingdongsicheng: get wrecked

 

dobunny: I’M-