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How Are You So Efficiently Cheesy Oh God

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[Jiyong]

Youngbae I gotta ask you something

[14:23 pm]


[Youngbae]

You never use my name like that

[14:25 pm]

Did something happen?

[14:25 pm]


[Jiyong]
uh no, sorry, autocorrect

[14:26 pm]

you and Seungri are dating, right?

[14:26 pm]


[Youngbae]

[14:27 pm]

You know we are

[14:28 pm]


[Jiyong]

eh, yeah. Of course I do.

[14:29 pm]

and you really like him, right?

[14:29 pm]


[Youngbae]

Well of course I like him, I wouldn’t date him otherwise

[14:30 pm]


[Jiyong]

yeah ok but how much?

[14:30 pm]


[Youngbae]

What do you mean how much?

[14:31 pm]


[Jiyong]

how much do you like Seungri?

[14:31 pm]


[Youngbae]

You know how much I like him why would you suddenly ask that?

[14:32 pm]

And why do you keep referring to maknae like that?

[14:32 pm]

Seeing you use no nicknames creeps me out are you sure everything’s okay?

[14:33 pm]


[Jiyong]

yes of course everything’s fine what should be wrong??

[14:34 pm]

just pretend I don’t know how much you like maknae and tell me

[14:34 pm]


[Youngbae]

...Ji you’re acting really weird

[14:35 pm]

Are you really sure nothing happened?

[14:36 pm]

Wait, did Seungri do something?

[14:36 pm]


[Jiyong]

what?

[14:37 pm]

no!

[14:37 pm]

why does everyone always

[14:37 pm]

nevermind

[14:38 pm]


[Youngbae]

Did he say something to you then?

[14:38 pm]

About me??

[14:38 pm]


[Jiyong]

no he didn’t just answer my question ok

[14:39 pm]


[Youngbae]

Oh god is he bored of me already or something?

[14:39 pm]

[Jiyong]

what? No of course not!

[14:40 pm]


[Youngbae]

Or did you see him with someone else?

[14:40 pm]

Did he tell you he wants to stop dating me??

[14:40 pm]


[Jiyong]

no! God, calm down Youngie, nothing like that!

[14:41 pm]


[Youngbae]

You never call me Youngie

[14:42 pm]


[Jiyong]

what no of course I do

[14:43 pm]


[Youngbae]

You always call me Bae, the only one who calls me Youngie is Seungri

[14:43 pm]


[Jiyong]

I must’ve just picked that up accidentally then

[14:44 pm]


[Youngbae]

He only calls me Youngie when nobody is around

[14:44 pm]


[Jiyong]

well he just told me then that he calls you that ok

[14:45 pm]

anyway this is not why I texted you Youngbae I don’t have time right now can you please just answer my question??

[14:46 pm]


[Youngbae]

Why do you need to know so badly how much I like Seungri??

[14:46 pm]


[Jiyong]

that’s

[14:47 pm]

it’s a secret.

[14:48 pm]


[Youngbae]

A secret.

[14:48 pm]


[Jiyong]

yes, a secret!

[14:49 pm]

now can you just hurry up

[14:49 pm]

please??

[14:50 pm]


[Youngbae]

I still don’t get why you so desperately need to know that?

[14:51 pm]

I mean, shouldn’t you kinda know?

[14:51 pm]

Especially after

[14:51 pm]

You know what.

[14:52 pm]


[Jiyong]

after what?

[14:52 pm]


[Youngbae]

You know what. The thing.

[14:52 pm]


[Jiyong]

what thing??

[14:53 pm]


[Youngbae]

THE thing.

[14:53 pm]


[Jiyong]

writing the ‘the’ in all caps doesn’t help me at all could you please be more specific

[14:54 pm]


[Youngbae]

I can’t believe you’re making me say this…

[14:54 pm]

After I asked you to practice kissing with me before going out with Seungri on our first date

[14:55 pm]


[Jiyong]

YOU

[14:55 pm]

DID

[14:55 pm]

WHAT

[14:56 pm]

OH MY GOD

[14:56 pm]

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT

[14:56 pm]


[Youngbae]

Hello there Seungri

[14:57 pm]


[Jiyong]

YOUNGBAE YOU CAN’T PRACTICE KISSING WITH OTHER PEOPLE

[14:58 pm]

NOT EVEN JIYONG IT’S NOT FAIR

[14:58 pm]


[Youngbae]

Seungri calm down, I was joking

[14:59 pm]


[Jiyong]

I WANTED TO BE YOUR FIRST KISS

[14:59 pm]

HOW COULD YOU LET JIYONG BE YOUR FIRST KISS

[15:00 pm]

[Youngbae]

He wasn’t Seungri, I was just joking so you’d slip up

[15:00 pm]


[Jiyong]

NOT EVEN I DID THAT

[15:01 pm]

wait, really ㅠㅠ ?

[15:01 pm]


[Youngbae]

Yes really Ri-yah

[15:02 pm]


[Jiyong]

promise?

[15:02 pm]


[Youngbae]

I promise.

[15:02 pm]

I mean

[15:03 pm]

Why would I want to waste my first kiss on Jiyong to practice when I could have it with you instead?

[15:03 pm]


[Jiyong]

you can’t just say something like that how am I supposed to respond to this omg

[15:04 pm]

how are you so efficiently cheesy oh god

[15:04 pm]


[Youngbae]

Efficiently cheesy’?

[15:04 pm]


[Jiyong]

y’know, like, cheesy but it works

[15:05 pm]


[Youngbae]

Being cheesy works on you?

[15:05 pm]


[Jiyong]

what

[15:06 pm]

wait

[15:06 pm]

no!!

[15:06 pm]

it doesn’t!!

[15:06 pm]


[Youngbae]

Of course being cheesy would work on you, you love cheesy dramas

[15:07 pm]

How did I not realise this before?

[15:07 pm]


[Jiyong]

oh god why

[15:08 pm]


[Youngbae]

Because you’re especially cute when you’re flustered

[15:08 pm]


[Jiyong]

hyuuung

[15:08 pm]

stop ittt

[15:09 pm]


[Youngbae]

Kkkkk alright alright

[15:09 pm]


[Jiyong]

:’(

[15:10 pm]


[Youngbae]

Aww, don’t cry Ri-yah

[15:10 pm]

Though on a different note, why did you want to know so badly how much I like you that you even stole Jiyong’s phone to text me?

[15:11 pm]

I mean, you know that I like you a lot

[15:11 pm]

Don’t you?

[15:12 pm]


[Jiyong]

I know

[15:12 pm]


[Youngbae]

But…?

[15:13 pm]


[Jiyong]

this is embarrassing

[15:13 pm]


[Youngbae]

Please?

[15:14 pm]


[Jiyong]

but it's REALLY embarrassing

[15:14 pm]

can't we just idk pretend this never happened or something??

[15:14 pm]


[Youngbae]

You made me really curious now though

[15:15 pm]

It can't be that bad

[15:15 pm]


[Jiyong]

but it is

[15:15 pm]

like really

[15:15 pm]

like really REALLY

[15:16 pm]


[Youngbae]

Bad?

[15:16 pm]


[Jiyong]

no, embarrassing

[15:16 pm]


[Youngbae]

C’mon Ri-yah

[15:17 pm]

It’s me

[15:17 pm]

There’s nothing you need to be embarrassed about with me

[15:17 pm]


[Jiyong]

there is

[15:18 pm]


[Youngbae]

Why?

[15:18 pm]

Are you afraid I’ll laugh?

[15:18 pm]

I promise I won’t

[15:19 pm]


[Jiyong]

it’s not about laughing

[15:19 pm]


[Youngbae]

Then what is it?

[15:19 pm]

You can tell me everything, you know that, right?

[15:19 pm]

I’m not laughing or judging you or anything

[15:20 pm]


[Jiyong]

okay..

[15:21 pm]

I'll tell you

[15:21 pm]


[Youngbae]

Thank you

[15:21 pm]

Seungri…?

[15:24 pm]

I don't mean to push you but this silence is really worrisome

[15:27 pm]


[Jiyong]

I'm trying ok!!

[15:27 pm]

but I don't wanna make things too complicated between us

[15:28 pm]

oh shit Jiyong is coming back I’ll text you when I’m safe

[15:28 pm]


[Youngbae]

Don’t forget to delete or you’re skinned anyway

[15:29 pm]


[Jiyong]

delete what?

[15:32 pm]


[Youngbae]

Hi Jiyong

[15:32 pm]

Sorry, wrong conversation

[15:32 pm]


[Jiyong]

who were you texting?

[15:33 pm]


[Youngbae]

Seungri

[15:33 pm]


[Jiyong]

aha

[15:33 pm]


[Youngbae]

Yeah

[15:33 pm]


[Jiyong]

then how come his phone is lying on the table

[15:34 pm]


[Youngbae]

He must have left it and went to the bathroom??

[15:34 pm]


[Jiyong]

or he just forgot to delete your whole conversation in the first place

[15:35 pm]

and is currently hiding under the couch

[15:35 pm]


[Youngbae]

He still fits under that??

[15:35 pm]


[Jiyong]

ikr I’m surprised too

[15:36 pm]

slightly tempted to sit down on it tbh but given your texts I’ll throw him a bone for once

[15:36 pm]

text me when you two are done so I can skin him for touching my phone

[15:37 pm]


[Youngbae]

Will do

[15:37 pm]

Go gentle on him though

[15:37 pm]


[Jiyong]

when was I ever not gentle to maknae?

[15:37 pm]


[Youngbae]

Do you want me to answer this honestly or…

[15:38 pm]


[Jiyong]

nah, I’m out of the room now

[15:39 pm]

you go enjoy your flustered Ri~

[15:39 pm]


[Youngbae]

Thanks, I guess…??

[15:39 pm]