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april 9th

Yaoyorozu Momo has added nineteen numbers into #general
Yaoyorozu Momo has given Iida Tenya mod rights

#general

Yaoyorozu Momo: Hello everyone! Iida-kun & I thought we should do this for homework tips/help and announcements. We do intend to keep this professional though!

Iida Tenya: YES! This won’t be heavily regulated because it’s just a group chat but try to not curse and keep it professional. Thank you!

 


 

 april 10th

#general

Kaminari Denki: @Iida Tenya @Yaoyorozu Momo @everyone PLEASE HELP ME WITH THE MATH HOMEWORK I CAN’T COUNT

Ashido Mina: ^

Kirishima Eijirou: ^^

Sero Hanta: ^^^

Bakugou Katsuki: what the fuck why are you all so stupid? it’s the second week of school.

Aoyama Yuuga: well, monsieur, not everyone can be as overachieving for the sake of surpassing everyone else as you~!

Bakugou Katsuki: the fuck is that supposed to mean, you little twink?

Iida Tenya has silenced Bakugou Katsuki

Kaminari Denki: TWINK?

Iida Tenya: Bakugou-kun, please refrain from insulting your classmates! Well, you have no choice BUT to refrain since you can no longer speak, but no matter!

Aoyama Yuuga: alas he wasnt wrong...

Ashido Mina: wtf kirishima u passed math with high marks in middle school

Kirishima Eijirou: google is a friend

Yaoyorozu Momo: If so many of you are having trouble with math, I can set up a study group in Yuuei’s library after school! Please let me know what days you’re all available so it can be arranged! I can help with math.

Ashido Mina: [crying emoji] Yaoyorozu thank you for my life

Jirou Kyouka: oh if you’re setting up a math thing can you set up an english thing too? i can’t read

Midoriya Izuku: i can help with english!!!!!!! english and history.
kacchan is good with science but he can’t say it because he’s been silenced

Kaminari Denki: k
kacchan?

Midoriya Izuku: yeah! kacchan!

Kaminari Denki: he literally almost smashed ur face in with a faceful of explosions like 2 weeks ago?

Midoriya Izuku: most of the damage was my fault though.
anyway.
english! i’m almost fluent so i can help with that

Uraraka Ochako: oh deku-kun that’s so cool!
also, did any of you see the really tall, almost scary looking blond guy on campus? he looked so frail!

Kaminari Denki: i saw him too! he looked so weak…
anyone have any ideas?

Iida Tenya: Perhaps he’s a relative? I saw him enter the infirmary!

Midoriya Izuku: oh! that’d be me. he’s related to me, idk how though. my mom says it’s from my dad’s side.

Uraraka Ochako: is he okay???

Midoriya Izuku: yeah, he’s fine.
we worry for him a lot though.

 

 

 

 

 

(PRIVATE MESSAGES)

Midoriya Izuku: ALL MIGHT I TOLD THE CLASS YOUR OTHER FORM IS RELATED TO ME BECAUSE THEY ASKED WHO YOU WERE & THEY SAW YOU ENTERING THE INFIRMARY

ALL MIGHT (i can’t believe i have his number oh my GOD): that’s fine my boy! this way, maybe it won’t be suspicious if anyone sees me in the infirmary with you!

Midoriya Izuku: are. are you implying i’m going to be in the infirmary more?

ALL MIGHT (i can’t believe i have his number oh my GOD) has gone offline.

Midoriya Izuku: all might?

 


 

april 13th

#general

Hagakure Tooru: hey @everyone i just wanted to make sure everyone is okay after… today!

Asui Tsuyu: as far as i know, midoriya-chan is the only person who got seriously hurt but i think we’re all a bit worse for wear.

Mineta Minoru: THAT WAS SOOOOOOOO SCARY
I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS WHEN I ENROLLED!! WHY WEREN’T WE WARNED???

Iida Tenya: Actually.
If you read the application it specifically calls to attention the fact that due to it being a hero school where upcoming heroes will flourish and where heroes in action work, villains may target it. Your parents were meant to sign a waiver stating it’s okay for you to attend despite this risk. The school can still be held liable, but we were in fact warned of this possibility.

Mineta Minoru: no one’s as uptight as you though, i bet no one else read it!

Kaminari Denki: ...no, we did

Ashido Mina: ^

Ojiro Mashirao: who do you take us for?

Sato Rikido: just because we’re not happy it happened doesn’t mean we didn’t know it COULD. it’s one of those things like, “it could NEVER happen” but then 0.3 seconds later it does

Mineta Minoru: whatever!

Kaminari Denki: ...anyway…
midoriya is fucking INSANE

Iida Tenya: He’s… an interesting case. I also won’t say anything about cursing but only for today.

Shouji Mezou: @everyone Aizawa-sensei and Thirteen are okay. I heard Recovery Girl say it in passing and I figured you all would want to know

Ashido Mina: [32 crying emojis] THANK GOD
I WAS SO SCARED!!!!!!

Ojiro Mashirao: oh thank goodness.

the hand guy was super creepy

Tokoyami Fumikage: yes.. the blue man certainly held lots of darkness in his heart, and not in savvy way.

Kaminari Denki: is that goth for “he was edgy but not cool-edgy”

Tokoyami Fumikage: perhaps

Jirou Kyouka: why is there so much discourse b/w goths / emos / punks / and scene kids. like youre all the same u just have different hair colors and emo music is worse

Tokoyami Fumikage: as a goth i’m in it for the aesthetics.

Jirou Kyouka: fair.

Aoyama Yuuga: tsk tsk, tokoyami-kun! i must introduce you to the world of glitter!

Tokoyami Fumikage: No Thanks

Todoroki Shouto: H

Hagakure Tooru: oh todoroki-kun! i just wanted to let you know that your ice didn’t even TOUCH me this time xP

Todoroki Shouto: Sorry. Didn’t mean to send anything here.

Asui Tsuyu: todoroki-chan, are you okay?
you were a lot closer to the final battle than most of us

Todoroki Shouto: Oh, I’m doing just fine
(failed to send) i lied i’m dying inside

Kirishima Eijirou: CHILDREN CHILDREN AS THE ONLY OTHER PERSON HERE (that can type anyway) THAT SAW WHAT WENT DOWN.
HOLY SHIT.
it was fucking wack

Jirou Kyouka: what happened?

Kirishima Eijirou: okay okay so. bakugou and i walk out of one of the centers and go to where handyman and the black monster thingy was. we see all might start beating the shit outta it, but it punches all might in a sensitive spot? maybe some old wound and he started bleeding like crazy.
all while this is happening bakugou is threatening to murder portal villain dude
but then portal villain dude breaks free and then the black monster starts pulling all might into a portal. AND THEN TODOROKI SWOOPS IN ALL BADASS AND FREEZES THE THINGS ARM AND IT BREAKS OFF! all might is free now, whoop dee doo.
BUT THEN!!!! BUT THEN THE MONSTER FUCKVGINKGJ REGENERATES AND OH FUCK NOW WE’RE GONNA DIE
but noo then all might starts beating the shit outta it again! and then all might fuckin. punches it into the SKY. it was so sick. i could barely see what happened.
and then all might has a face off with handyman. all might isnt moving.
BUT THEN! BUT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!! MIDORIYA IS JUST *POOF,* GONE, AND HES IN THE SKY WITH BROKEN LEGS AND HES ABOUT TO PUNCH HANDYMAN BUT THEN THATS WHEN ALL THE TEACHERS CAME AND SNIPE-SENSEI SHOT TF OUTTA HANDYMAN’S LIMBS
other than midoriya breaking again it was really badass.

Midoriya Izuku: handyman’s name is Shigaraki. portal villain is Kurogiri. black monster is Noumu.

Iida Tenya: 1) That’s valuable information! Thank you, Midoriya-kun!
2) WHY ARE YOU TYPING SHOULD YOU NOT BE RESTING?

Midoriya Izuku: nah
i have a rly high pain tolerance so im just. here.

Iida Tenya: I… see

Yaoyorozu Momo: Well, I’m glad to see everyone is okay! <3
However, I do hope to remind you all that on the 14th of May, Yuuei is hosting its annual sports festival! Midoriya, please make sure you heal if you plan on participating!

 


 

april 16th

#general

Midoriya Izuku: guess whose bones are all healed!

Kirishima Eijirou: BROOOOOOOOO
that’s good

Asui Tsuyu: hey midoriya-chan, what’s your quirk called anyway?

Midoriya Izuku: bone hurting juice
im kidding! it’s just an augmentation quirk.
it didn’t come in until a few months before the entrance exam though—i guess i needed to be buff in order to augment my strength! so i don’t have a lot of experience with it yet… hence the bone breaking.
but i’m getting better!

Iida Tenya: Yes! I’m glad you’re getting better at controlling your quirk. However, I must remind everyone that this is a chat for announcements and homework help only! Please be mindful!

Kaminari Denki: i have the perfect solution
mod me

Jirou Kyouka: don’t mod them
kaminari as a mod?? disaster waiting to happen

Kaminari Denki: FINE. mod midoriya.

Yaoyorozu Momo: Alright?

Yaoyorozu Momo has given Midoriya Izuku mod rights

Kaminari Denki: okay now add a channel and call it social

Midoriya Izuku: what
i
okay?
okay its done now what

 

#social

Kaminari Denki: hi everyone my names denki, i’m 15, and i never fucking learned how to read
actually
pika pika: NOW we’re in business

Bakugou Katsuki: ha. i’m not silenced in this channel, fuckers
now i’m gonna lay out in excruciating damn detail when and how i’m going to fucking pummel you all into the earth during the sports festival.
first,

Iida Tenya has silenced Bakugou Katsuki

pika pika: JKDFGHJKFJKF
JUSTICE FOR BAKUGOU

Tokoyami Fumikage: but does he really need the justice

Midoriya Izuku: [thinking emoji]
it’s nice when kacchan isnt around to yell and say mean things

Ashido Mina: oh damn
alien emoji: there we go. anyway. midori-chan u good? bakugan botherin’ ya?

Midoriya Izuku: i’m sorry i’m just
ogh bone hurty: really tired. in general and of kacchan.

 

 

 

 

 

(PRIVATE MESSAGES)

Bakugou Katsuki: deku, the rage i feel towards you burns with the heat of a thousand suns.

sorry, this account cannot receive messages from you!

Bakugou Katsuki: i see how it is.

sorry, this account cannot receive messages from you!

Bakugou Katsuki: bitch.

sorry, this account cannot receive messages from you!

 


 

 april 17th

#social

Sero Hanta: I JUST FOUND OUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT

Uraraka Ochako: what is it?

Sero Hanta: BAKUGOU’S BIRTHDAY IS IN TWO DAYS

Uraraka Ochako: ??? so what r u gonna do?

Sero Hanta: nothing im just shocked hes the oldest in the class.
bcos he acts like a 5 year old get it
ok he just PM’d me a bunch of curse words lmaoooooo guess ill die
anyway

 

#general

Sero Hanta: @Yaoyorozu Momo can you help me w/ the math homework? i don’t understand the whole square = rectangle but rectangle ≠ square

Yaoyorozu Momo: Of course! I’m already in Yuuei’s library right now with Ashido, Kaminari, and Jirou; you’re welcome to join us!

Kaminari Denki: i don’t get why jirou’s here she has a good grade in math

Jirou Kyouka: there’s nothing wrong with getting a bit more help anyway, spark plug
(failed to send) i’m a lesbian what do you want from me. also thank god for airplane mode.
i can’t count, i’m gay

Iida Tenya: I fail to see the correlation, because I too am gay and yet I can count.

Jirou Kyouka: well thats one way to come out lmao
iida you actually care abt academics. i know this stuff is important rn but in the future it probably wont be. im gonna be a hero not an architect, yknow? but whatever, i still do the work.

Kouda Koji: i haven’t been active here, but i was wondering if i could join in the studying too?

Yaoyorozu Momo: Yes! The more the merrier!

Iida Tenya: @everyone Please keep in mind that there are active study groups in the library to help with schoolwork! If you are falling behind, do not forget to come and catch back up! Also, maintain a healthy training schedule for the sports festival!

Todoroki Shouto: (failed to send) healthy training schedule? whats that. i only know pain and suffering

 


 

april 19th

#social

ogh bone hurty: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KACCHAN!!!!

Kirishima Eijirou: OH??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAKUGOU!!!!

pika pika: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KACCHAN!

Jirou Kyouka: lmao kaminari feels no fear
treble clef: i dare you to sit right next to bakugou during the sports festival. shoulders touching and everything

pika pika: kdjfgh SURE

Kirishima Eijirou: wait
knuckles: SWEET
WHEN WERE WE ABLE TO DO THAT????

ogh bone hurty: i got modded and i made this social channel! we weren’t able in the gen channel since thats “professional,” and any name changes don’t transfer into the gen channel, but here they’re fair game

knuckles: @Iida Tenya @Ojiro Mashirao @Tokoyami Fumikage @Uraraka Ochako PLEASE JOIN ME IN MY SONIC CHARACTERS THING
IIDA UR SONIC, OJIRO UR TAILS, TOKOYAMI UR SHADOW, AND URARAKA UR CREAM!!!!!!!!!

Iida Tenya: I
sonic: Alright

pika pika: HOLY SHIT
CLASS REP IS LETTING LOOSE!!!!

sonic: Well, Midoriya-kun said the general channel will keep my name so that one is still professional. I don’t see the harm in allowing the social channel to thrive! It’s excellent for class bonding. Sans for Bakugou, of course.

Ojiro Mashirao: me: wow cool i got @’d—
tails: oh. it was for this.
wait why is uraraka-san cream??

knuckles: bcos cream uses her ears to fly, and shes the only one that can like. defy gravity. because oh, you know.

Shouji Mezou: tokoyami is not available right now because we’re watching the titanic but i’ll let him know to change his nickname later

knuckles: shouji comin’ in clutch!
wait. wait midoriya you have mod rights now right

ogh bone hurty: yes. what is it and what do you want me to do to kacchan.

knuckles: I LIKE HOW YOU ALREADY KNOW
please change his nickname in here to eggman

ogh bone hurty: okay

treble clef: i leave for a few minutes and now there are sonic characters. great.

 

#general

Asui Tsuyu: did any of you understand any of what ishiyama-sensei was talking about

Kaminari Denki: lmao who do you take me for

Asui Tsuyu: i understand why they combine his and yamada-sensei’s class but really. the book we’re reading is so hard to understand. english is so weird.

Sato Rikido: okay so a tale of two cities is centered around the french revolution way back from before quirks, right?  it was written a while afterwards so dickens was writing it as a cautionary tale. he was telling england, “be careful, or else this will happen here too”
at least that’s what i glossed from his lecture

Asui Tsuyu: wow sato-chan, you’re really smart

Aoyama Yuuga: oh la la, the french revolution! one of the most famous wars in my homeland~

Asui Tsuyu: you’re not really french, are you, aoyama-chan?

Aoyama Yuuga: ;)

Sato Rikido: eh, not really. but thanks!
anyway ishiyama-sensei was just saying that it was written as a beware. that the oppressed can overcome their oppressors with ease if theyre angry enough.

Kirishima Eijirou: bakugou would like to disagree with you. he, uh,
lemme filter out the cussing
“THATS BULL[beep]! IF THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE LOSE THEIR [beep]ING POWER, IT MEANS THEY NEVER [beep]ING DESERVED IT AT ALL!”

Kaminari Denki: he actually pm’s you?
damn
anyway @Yaoyorozu Momo when’s the next english study thing

Yaoyorozu Momo: Oh, I’m so sorry! I forgot to plan it after our last one. I’ll try to set one up on Monday! Does the 23rd work?

Kaminari Denki: Absolutely.
Yaomomo, thank you for saving my grade [crying emoji]

Yaoyorozu Momo: Well, someone has to do it and sure won’t be you.

Kyouka Jirou: [snickers]

Kaminari Denki: this is a callout post.

 


  

april 24th

#social

Uraraka Ochako: i am going to slaughter all might i swear
and todoroki-kun for that matter! he was in on it the whole time!
oh wait
cream: yeah

sonic: It’s not very forthcoming to say things like that, Uraraka!

cream: WELL IT’S NOT VERY FORTHCOMING TO SCARE US LIKE THAT AGAIN BUT OH YOU KNOW
IT WAS BARELY TEN DAYS AGO!

sonic: Well… that’s fair, I suppose.

ogh bone hurty: thank god it was only a test AAAAAA only two (2) fingers were broken today. i’m improving.

treble clef: dontcha think it’s kinda sad that “only two fingers” is a phrase thats had to be said?

ogh bone hurty: i didn’t come here to be attacked,

alien emoji: i’m with uraraka-chan here!!!! that was a DIRTY move!

cream: SOMEONE SUPPORTS ME

Todoroki Shouto: Okay, I guess I deserve it
(failed to send) please make the murder quick i’m begging

cream: [swoops in for the kill]

sonic: Please

cream: FINE
todoroki-kun if you ever do that again i will personally smite you.

 

#general

Kaminari Denki: @Jirou Kyouka HEY HEY HEY WHAT WAS THE THING WE WROTE FOR ENGLISH IN OUR PARNTERS
PARTNERS
PLEASE I NEED IT DESPERATELY IM ALMOST DONE
@Jirou Kyouka
@Jirou Kyouka
@Jirou Kyouka
@Jirou Kyouka
@Jirou Kyouka
@Jirou Kyouka

Jirou Kyouka: will you do anything for them?

Kaminari Denki: YES ANYTHING I’M SO CLOSE

Jirou Kyouka:

 

Ashido Mina: SKFDGHGKJGFKDG
JIROU……

 

 

 

 

 

(PRIVATE MESSAGES)

Jirou Kyouka: denki. i was alone. with yaomomo. we were having a moment. i was about to hold her hand.
and then my phone fuckign beeps
im going to MURDER YOU

Kaminari Denki: IM SO SORRY
I DIDNT KNOW
YOU FUCKIVKJFDGNG USELESS LESBIAN LEAVE ME ALONE

Jirou Kyouka: you better pray we’re not sparring together anytime soon.

Kaminari Denki: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jirou Kyouka: [image.png]
take your fucking answers you electric cockblock

 


 

 april 27th

#social

Sero Hanta: JIROU
WHY’D YOU BEAT KAMINARI UP SO BAD TODAY DURIGN TRAINING

treble clef: venting.

Sero Hanta: jesus christ youre brutal

sonic: Jirou, please refrain from injuring your classmates this badly!

treble clef: but consider: they deserved it
its not even “bad” kaminari’s just a baby
all i did was kick their leg hard enough to bruise.

pika pika: it really didnt hurt that badly
not anymore!

sonic: In what way did they deserve it?

pika pika: OKAY. LISTEN. I DIDNT /KNOW/ YOU WERE HAVING A TENDER MOMENT OKAY. I JUST WANTED SOME ANSWERS.

sonic: Tender…?
Jirou, are you in a relationship?

treble clef: NO, I’m a (single) useless lesbian we’ve been OVER THIS, iida

Yaoyorozu Momo: lesbian?
(failed to send) Single?

treble clef: oh lmao gotta blast

pika pika: you goddamn useless lesbian

ogh bone hurty: @Jirou Kyouka you can be the useless lesbian as long as i can be the useless bisexual

alien emoji: this is a disaster

Mineta Minoru: [eyes emoji]
Lesbians are in this chat? That’s hot!

Yaoyorozu Momo: Ah, yes.

Yaoyorozu Momo has silenced Mineta Minoru

Yaoyorozu Momo: I won’t hesitate

pika pika: (bitch)

Yaoyorozu Momo: Excuse me?

treble clef: yaomomo it’s a vine.
wait
HAVE YOU NOT SEEN IT?

Yaoyorozu Momo: No?

treble clef: god, what is it with rich kids and not knowing/understanding internet culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4gBhg3oZb0

Yaoyorozu Momo: i
the real housewives of vine: Thank you.

sonic: That’s internet /culture/?

pika pika: Listen, Iida.
You’re good at math, literature, English, et cetera.
We’re good at memes.
Don’t question it.

Hagakure Tooru: I wholeheartedly agr

treble clef: did someone snipe you while you typed out that sentence

Hagakure Tooru: KDFKGKGFLK
AAAAAAA
THERE’S A SPIDER IN MY ROOM
I’M GONNA DIE

treble clef: omg hagakure put it outside

Hagakure Tooru: OMAE WA SHINDEIRU

treble clef: WAIT DON’T KILL IT!
WHAT’D IT EVER DO TO YOU?

Hagakure Tooru: ITS A SPIDER
IT’S TOO DUMB TO FEEL PAIN

treble clef: so is kaminari and we haven’t killed them.
yet.

pika pika: YET?

 

#general

Kaminari Denki: @everyone do any of you guys know if the teachers are going to help us train specifically for the festival or are we on our own

Yaoyorozu Momo: I believe Aizawa-sensei is setting up some sparring sessions in the gym over the weekend up until the festival!

Kaminari Denki: oh thank god
...does anyone wanna bet how many bones midoriya is gonna break

Ashido Mina: hm
i say ten

Kaminari Denki: twenty

Uraraka Ochako: more than that
i’m betting on more than 40.

Kaminari Denki: oh shit
I MEAN
oh heck. you really don’t have faith in him, huh?

Uraraka Ochako: c’mon, we all know deku-kun. he’s going to end up shattering an entire limb probably. not because he doesn’t know what he’s doing, but because he’s IMPULSIVE.
& no take backs.
how much are we betting?

Ashido Mina: 540 yen?

Uraraka Ochako: i’m down

Kaminari Denki: sweet

 


 

may 1st

#general

Tokoyami Fumikage: two more weeks…
what a mad banquet of darkness

Iida Tenya: Yes! Two more weeks until the sports festival! Please do try and eat healthy, get lots of rest, and train as much as possible!

Yaoyorozu Momo: @everyone If it all gets to be too much, speak to Aizawa-sensei and any of our other teachers about getting extensions on homework assignments so your grades don’t fall!

 


 

may 5th

#social

Sato Rikido: do any of y’all have the gru meme template
the one where it’s frame 1, frame 2, frame 3, looks back with shock at frame 3

pika pika: perhaps
why is it needed

Sato Rikido: take the kids to the usj
introduce them to thirteen
villains scatter the kids and nearly kill 3 teachers
[looks back at the board] villains scatter the kids and nearly kill 3 teachers

cream: that’s.
that’s really valid.

tails: [whips to the beat of our trauma]

Hagakure Tooru: we’re trauma buddies now. we can never be separated. except for mineta. he can go die in a lake of fire.

pika pika: heres the gru meme template
[gru.png]

Sato Rikido: thanks

Shouji Mezou: I feel only fear

Sato Rikido: You Should.

pika pika: OH
OHMY GOD
THAT'S

alien emoji: SKDJFDGJFDJKFJKGDF SATO YOU ARE AN ICON?
immmm goign to print this and leave it in the teacher's lounge
sato PLEASE become class 1-a’s candyman.

pika pika: doesnt that have uhhhhhhh Connotations

alien emoji: he deserves it

Sato Rikido: if u say so ashido
candyman: a sweet-talking sugar coated candyman?

alien emoji: absolutely
like dont get me wrong i’m a lesbian but if any boy in this class deserves that title it’s you. bcos you can bake. like todoroki is a pretty boy but he’s so aloof! like it adds to his charm but not in the same way as the //candyman’s// charm. there are Different Types of charm.

candyman: thank you

alien emoji: in summary the quickest way to pussy is through memes.

candyman: um

sonic: ashido.

alien emoji: JKSFDGJHKDKF IM SORRY
IT WAS IMPULSIVE
THE CANDYMAN SONG? IN ENGLISH? YKNOW?? ITS ABOUT THAT!!! LIKE. //THAT//!!!!!
like

sonic: I DON’T need an explanation.

alien emoji: IM SO SORRY IIDA
PLEASE 4GIVE ME

sonic: Can you hear me sighing?

alien emoji: ………...yes

Aoyama Yuuga: Ashido, is that your music taste?

alien emoji: yes.

Aoyama Yuuga: well. at least it’s better than kaminari’s!
it was certainly an…. experience

pika pika: he’s bullyign me because he heard my music through my headphones

alien emoji: what was kaminari listening to? i’m curious now and ready 2 make fun of them if necessary

Aoyama Yuuga: cooking by the book was on loop

 


 

may 14th

#social

ogh bone hurty: sometimes being bi means you can’t sleep

cream: :/
are you okay?

ogh bone hurty: i’m anxiety man midoriya
i’ll be fine i’m ALWAYS anxiety man midoriya

Asui Tsuyu: midoriya-chan, you should take some sleeping medicine if it’s really an issue. you should take better care of yourself.

ogh bone hurty: but if i take sleeping meds then i might sleep past my alarm and that’d be bad and i’ll miss my train and if i miss my train i’ll miss the festival. if i miss the festival i’ll disappoint someone really important and that’ll make me sad and i’ll die of mortification for letting you guys down because we’re supposed to do this as a CLASS and i don’t want to be the odd man out because i’ve always been the odd man out but i’m not anymore and i don’t wanna ruin it so if i miss the festival i’ll run away to some forest and live life as a lonely quirkless hermit for the rest of time

cream: ...i don’t think all that will happen if you take some sleeping meds, deku

Asui Tsuyu: just take the medicine

ogh bone hurty: HHHHHH
okay. i just took the medicine.

Asui Tsuyu: and what do you mean quirkless?

cream: it’s been a few minutes now. i think he passed out

Asui Tsuyu: good.
he really is anxiety man

cream: anxiety grass

Asui Tsuyu: oh, that’s wonderful.

 


 

may 15

#general

Yaoyorozu Momo: @everyone IT’S SPORTS FESTIVAL DAY! I HOPE YOU’RE ALL READY, DO YOUR BEST EVERYONE <33333

 

 

 

 

 

(PRIVATE MESSAGE S)

Midoriya Izuku: all might, i promise i won’t let you down!!!

ALL MIGHT (i can’t believe i have his number oh my GOD): i know you won’t, my boy! no matter what you do, you won’t disappoint me!

 

a few minutes later…

  

 

 

 

(PRIVATE MESSAGES)

Todoroki Fuyumi: shouto, you’re going to do wonderfully. not because of your quirk, but because of you. okay?

Todoroki Shouto: Okay.

Todoroki Fuyumi: do your best and make me proud. not father, not anyone else in that crowd. just me.
oh wait.
i’m already proud of you.
<3

Todoroki Shouto: Thank you, Fuyumi.
I’ll do my best.

 

a few minutes later…

  

 

 

 

(PRIVATE MESSAGES)

mom!!!: i know you’ll do wonderfully, sweetie. we both do. you just do your best, okay?

Uraraka Ochako: yeah, of course!

mom!!!: good. we love you, ochako. your dad is bringing up the channel right now. knock them dead, sweetie!

Uraraka Ochako: I love you guys, too <3

 

a few minutes later…

  

 

 

 

(PRIVATE MESSAGES)

Iida Tenya: You’ll be watching me, right?

Ing3n3ium: duh, little bro

Iida Tenya: WONDERFUL! I won’t disappoint you, Tensei!

Ing3n3ium: well duh x2
nothing u ever do could disappoint me
you could murder a man and i’d ask if you needed a change of clothes

Iida Tenya: Tensei.

Ing3n3ium: I KID, I KID!
you’ll do great, Tenya.

 

a few hours later…

 

 

 

 

(PRIVATE MESSAGES)

Fuyumi Todoroki: <3

 

#general

Uraraka Ochako: pay up @Ashido Mina @Kaminari Denki

Ashido Mina: DAMMIT
i’ll fork it over tomorrow xP

Kaminari Denki: remember what i said after the USJ?
that midoriya is insane?
i maintain my statement.

Jirou Kyouka: that boy…

Todoroki Shouto: That boy indeed

Uraraka Ochako: todoroki-kun! are you okay? did bakugou hit you too hard?

Todoroki Shouto: No, no…. i’m fine
i’m just in shock

Kaminari Denki: he broke like. all his bones fighting you
what the fuck todoroki

Todoroki Shouto: he’s… something else, that’s for sure.
I think I’m going to start being more active here now.
hello everyone
my name is todoroki shouto and i didn’t know olives were real until two days ago

Ashido Mina:
that just destroyed every single assumption i’ve ever made about you

Todoroki Shouto: is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Ashido Mina: both?
both.
both is good. you’re more relatable now.

Kaminari Denki: nothing will be more relatable than this though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIE4T4m9KGc

Todoroki Shouto: oh
you’re right

Kaminari Denki: ex
excuse me
i’m ///right///?
@ky
actually never mind

Ashido Mina: what it's like calculating the tip when you are gay and also super dumb and don't know math
THAT’S a mood. fuck.

Midoriya Izuku: hey everyone!

Asui Tsuyu: midoriya-chan didn’t you shatter all the bones in your right arm

Midoriya Izuku: maybe so
but i’m okay now! promise

Jirou Kyouka: :/
horton hears a bitchass liar

Tokoyami Fumikage: midoriya, your battle with todoroki radiated the utmost brilliance, it nearly blinded me along with dark shadow

Midoriya Izuku: um, thanks???

Tokoyami Fumikage: truly, it was moving. there was no darkness on the field after your battle until bakugou got on it

Jirou Kyouka: i get what you mean by aesthetics now. alright.
i hope you’re all ready for school then
break is almost around the corner

Hagakure Tooru: i’m sure it’ll be smooth sailing from here!
nothing else can top the usj right?
right?