Chapter 1 – By any means
(First line quote comes from the film M*A*S*H, said by Colonel Blake to General Hamilton at the football game.)
‘How’d you like them apples, Charlie?’ Eggsy laughed as his dark-haired rival clutched his cramping stomach tightly and bolted for the nearest loo.
He stood up, gathering their plates, then scraped the remains into the nearby bin. A satisfied smirk graced his lips as Charlies half eaten pie, heavily laced with extra strength Senna concentrate, slid wetly into the bin.
Harry would probably frown when he found out, say it was an ungentlemanly thing to do but Eggsy preferred to think of it as being resourceful. He was determined to make it as the next Lancelot and would use every trick he knew of to succeed. None of these pretentious pricks had faced the struggles he had and Eggsy vowed he would grab this opportunity to rescue his family from Dean once and for all.
Whistling jauntily, he made his way down to the armoury for weapons practice. Nothing was going to stand in his way. Nothing.