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15 Ways To Piss Off ''This Anime Character''

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Number 1: Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)


  1. Set fire to his gloves. 
  2. Insist that he loved Dazai from the start but doesn't want to admit it because it's embarrassing.
  3. Blow up his car.
  4. Put hair dye in his shampoo. The color is up to you.
  5. Insult his fashion sense.
  6. Call him short, chibi or other nicknames that have to do with his height.
  7. Switch his hat with Ranpo’s.
  8. Write ‘’I love Dazai’’ on his face while he’s sleeping.
  9. Put super glue on the inside of his hat.
  10. Make him listen to Dazai’s ''Suicide Song'', the english dubbed version, in repeat for thirty minutes.
  11. Destroy his entire wine bottle collection. You might want to take the next plane to who knows where to escape his wrath.
  12. Force him to look at Soukoku fan art, preferably the romantic and smutty kind.
  13. Set him up on a date with Dazai and take pictures of them. You might want to keep a long distance away from them though.
  14. Force him to read Soukoku fanfics, preferably the romantic and smutty kind.
  15. Remind him of how long he was stuck in Edgar's book.

 This might've been done before but I was bored and I thought It would be fun to try. Suggestions for the next one? Which character, which anime? Let me know!