Donna: Has anyone seen Dick?
Donna: he’s not answering his phone
Wally: no sorry
Donna: Dick where the hell are you?
Donna: we have a meeting
Roy: we’ve been waiting for an hour!
Dick: guys i’m sorry for vanishing i was stuck in the past
Roy: time traveller
Wally: who’s there
Roy: knock knock
Dick: i’ll tell you what happened when i have actually gotten sleep
Garth: I would tell you a joke about a time traveller but you didn’t like it
Dick: please don’t do this right now
Dick: alfie just threatened to sedate me
Donna: Why are you in Gotham?
Dick: emergency medical check up because i was stuck in a time with different diseases
Dick: i only need to take five different medications for the next three weeks
Roy: aw fuck
Dick: Master Roy, do watch your language. You will hear from Master Dick once he has gotten an adequate amount of sleep.
Wally: damn he wasn’t kidding
Dick: You, too, Master Wallace.
Lilith: why does the interesting stuff always happen when im asleep
Lilith: on a completely unrelated note: why weren’t any of you asleep
Wally: Garth why the hell don’t you ever dry yourself off after using the underwater entrance?!
Roy: did you fall on your face again
Wally: and it’s NOT MY FAULT
Garth: sorry i forgot
Wally: DON’T FORGET
Roy: boy am i glad i don’t run faster than i can think
Lilith: wow you must be pretty slow then
Donna: Is spending time with Garth making Lilith saltier?
Roy: hahaha hilarious
Roy: i thought we were making fun of Wally
Donna: you know the team motto
Roy: titans together?
Dick: if in doubt make fun of roy
Roy: i hate all of you
Wally: you still haven’t told us about the time travel thing
Dick: it wasn’t actually that interesting
Dick: i was just stranded in another time with jason and we somehow managed not to kill each other
Roy: seriously? that’s all you’re gonna give us?
Dick: next time we all go to a bar together i swear
Roy: so jason just said something about “i swear i should have let dick get eaten by that octopus-bear-thing” and refused to elaborate
Roy: could this maybe have something to do with time travel
Wally: wanna go grab a drink tomorrow
Garth: I’m free
Roy: we need to hear that story at some point
Dick: i have to see whether one of the others can take care of my patrol
Dick: ok, cass is taking over
Wally: great! tower at 8?
Roy: anyone else feel like the most unbelievable part of that story is dick and jason not killing each other?
Roy: one time i lost jay in blüdhaven and i was just so sure he went off to pick a fight with dick
Garth: how hurt did they get
Roy: one black eye, one busted lip and two very drunk robins
Dick: I don’t remember that
Roy: you were so goddamn drunk
Roy: i never figured out how they had gone from fighting to drinking
Dick: didn’t jay tell you
Roy: he asked me where his black eye was from
Roy: so basically no
Garth: I won’t be able to make it today.
Garth: I’m stuck in Atlantis for at least two more days.
Lilith: oh, are you alright with that?
Garth: I’m not particularly happy about it but if anyone is an asshole, I’ll probably just leave
Roy: you still need to explain to me how you have cell service there
Garth: I don’t really know
Donna: Is Arthur at least being nice?
Garth: Let’s just say he has been less nice in the past and leave it at that.
Dick: [video: Jason is laughing and Tim is yelling. “What the frick frack, Jason? What the actual heck were you thinking?” Tim turns around to the camera where Dick’s muffled laughter is heard. “Turn that dang phone off.” Tim gets closer to the camera which is shaking violently until the video is ended.]
Donna: I just heard a loud crash from the kitchen and apparently Roy fell from his chair because he was laughing too hard.
Roy: god how does he not know how to swear
Dick: he doesn’t spend that much time with jay
Garth: He spent his teenage years around you.
Donna: shh, he doesn’t know
Garth: How does he not know?
Lilith: he’s usually too angry or tired to realize
Dick: are you talking about me
Roy: definitely not
Wally: why would you think that
Dick: stop fucking with me
Dick: what the hell are you talking about
Dick: could you please for one minute learn how to not be fucking idiots and answer my goddamn question
Dick: that explains a lot
Dick: do i do that often
Garth: Swear like a sailor?
Donna: you know that temper problem you have
Donna: it’s tied together
Dick: I should probably work on that.
Roy: please don’t
Roy: it’s hilarious
Donna: DID YOU KNOW THAT THE TINIES HAVE A WHIRLPOOL?
Roy: yeah why didn’t we build one
Wally: because Garth said “ew no that’s what happens when you fart”
Roy: right that happened
Wally: why were you there
Donna: visiting Cassie
Donna: and I still am until monday
Dick: I actually don’t have anything to do right now
Dick: I’m joining you
Roy: you know technically i haven’t visited my sis in ages
Wally: no don’t they’re gonna think it’s an invasion
Roy: I know ;)
Wally: since bart would probably just close the door in my face i won’t be joining you
Garth: How did the invasion go?
Donna: we ended up training with them and telling embarrassing stories about each other
Dick: So now the tinies have way too much blackmail material on all of us but also on our siblings
Roy: i learnt about like fifty bands i had never heard of and basically i’m feeling old
Dick: apparently kon cassie and bart regularly drug tim when he refuses to sleep and i feel like i shouldn’t be so proud of them for that
Donna: Mia was really excited to see Roy it was very sweet
Roy: i think blue beetle nearly fainted when Dick and I arrived
Lilith: it went well?
Roy: Mia just shot at me
Lilith: what did you do
Roy: why do you assume i did something
Roy: … fair enough
Roy: i might have called the teen titans “tinies” out loud
Wally: did she hit you
Roy: i caught the arrow?????
Roy: she might have kicked me in the balls after though
Dick: oh that’s rough
Dick: tim hit me in the solar plexus when he found out
Dick: jay laughed at both of us
Lilith: could a certain someone doing a certain activity while thinking of certain people keep their goddamn thoughts down
Lilith: I’m trying to read
Dick: does anyone know where my tampons went?
Roy: i’m pretty sure i’ve seen your dick
Dick: i’m donna
Dick: my phone is charging
Wally: i thought we bought some for every bathroom
Dick: oh right
Dick: forgot about that
Dick: damn we’re nailing the adulting thing
Lilith: did i just walk in on dick and wally crying because of a cooking show?
Donna: they’re too tired for their emotional responses to work properly
Lilith: yeah but why are they watching a cooking show at 3am
Donna: i think there’s some fear gas after effects involved but i’m not sure
Donna: they could also be betting on who can stay awake longer
Lilith: well Wally is just projecting a mess of emotions which was actually why i woke up
Lilith: like damn boy some of us want to sleep
Donna: did they notice you
Lilith: no i’ve been standing at the door for ten minutes
Donna: wait i’m coming down
Donna: let’s try and get them to sleep
Roy: i may or may not be in a lot of trouble
Dick: and you’re telling us that on your phone why
Roy: don’t have my comm
Roy: also can’t talk
Roy: i was investigating in a warehouse at the haven and the gang walked in
Roy: i’m hiding
Dick: wait i’ll track your phone
Dick: do you want to take them down or just get out
Roy: just out
Roy: i didn’t find anything
Dick: wally’s on his way