New message from: no-ones-heere
no-ones-heere: dude PLEASE tell me there's a story behind that thing you just posted on that thread
no-ones-heere: I have no clue who the fuck you are at all but that nickname has to have an explanation. please. I need to know
i-like-spelling-too: what wait wht is this
i-like-spelling-too: oh shit that yeah
no-ones-heere: 1 how do u get a nickname like boner boy in the first place and 2 you seriously quit spelling bees? u did those??
i-like-spelling-too: yes because I'm good at spelling. went to nationals twice. I only quit for a year.
i-like-spelling-too: I got a boner at a spelling bee and got eliminated on a word because of it. not a complex story
no-ones-heere: yikes dude that sucks. tbh that would probably happen to me though
i-like-spelling-too: I was twelve
no-ones-heere: holy shit that's rough
no-ones-heere: you at least asked the girl out or got her number or something right?
i-like-spelling-too: okay I just stalked your page and u seem chill enough
i-like-spelling-too: it wasn't really? a girl?
no-ones-heere: yeah turns out I kindf HOLY SHIT WHAT
i-like-spelling-too: i read that you are pining over your best friend, you can't talk
i-like-spelling-too: he was admittedly not my best friend at the time but a fellow competitor
no-ones-heere: ho-ly shit dude
i-like-spelling-too: you're required by law to tell an embarrassing story now
no-ones-heere: I almost destroyed my school and by extension the world?
no-ones-heere: a crush on a girl, an edible supercomputer, and Mountain Dew
i-like-spelling-too: you said that with so much confidence but that doesn't make things any clearer
no-ones-heere: have u ever heard of this thing called a SQUIP?
no-ones-heere: they're awful and don't ever buy one
i-like-spelling-too: I'll take your word for it
no-ones-heere: it's a super quantum unit intel processor, a mini super computer that's supposed to tell you what to do to be cool and stuff
no-ones-heere: I bought one last year and used it, and I heard nothing about how straight up fucking evil these things are. Managed to shut it off but I can't drink normal Mountain Dew anymore and also almost wrecked a decade long friendship and a school play
i-like-spelling-too: i don't want to be a dick, but I can't find those SQUIP things on google.
no-ones-heere: it's some top secret, can't even find it on the Internet shit. Some guy at school told me about it in the bathroom
no-ones-heere: he burnt a house down and ended up in the hospital for awhile
i-like-spelling-too: damn. that sounds worse than a spelling bee boner
i-like-spelling-too: maybe one of my friends knows something about it. wouldn't put it past her to have heard that on the news
no-ones-heere: she'd have to have interest in super local nj news cause we didn't even get state coverage
i-like-spelling-too: wait you're from NJ too??
no-ones-heere: youre from new jersey??? holy shit that's awesome
i-like-spelling-too: yeah! spelling rep from Putnam county
no-ones-heere: shiiiiiit man
no-ones-heere: I almost went to putnam county finals in like. jr high.
no-ones-heere: had to go to the champs bat mitzvah tho so the kid in third went
i-like-spelling-too: how long ago
no-ones-heere: uhhhh 4? 5 years? didn't do anything after tho, cause spelling sucks ass
no-ones-heere: no offense
i-like-spelling-too: you've met leaf then
i-like-spelling-too: oh shit if you had made it there wouldn't have been a bee boner
no-ones-heere: leaf? was he like... really fucking weird? ginger maybe? it's been awhile lmao
no-ones-heere: hard to forget
no-ones-heere: fuck. this is so weird. we were one bat mitzvah away from meeting each other irl
i-like-spelling-too: did you ever watch nationals
no-ones-heere: uh idk. why
i-like-spelling-too: I've been to them and also you'd have seen some of my friends possibly
no-ones-heere: k when
i-like-spelling-too: Marcy and I were 07 nationals
i-like-spelling-too: she was 9th and I was not even close to top ten, lets put it that way
i-like-spelling-too: 08 has barf, 09 & 11 was olive, and 10 & 12 was me again
no-ones-heere: That's fuckin wild man lmao
no-ones-heere: shit I gotta go
i-like-spelling-too: oh uh ok then. talk to you later or something