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If Gilbert & Sullivan wrote Shakespeare

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1. "What plain proceedings is more plain than this?"
(Henry VI, Part II + The Pirates of Penzance)

2. "Philosophers may sing of the joys of being King"
(Henry VI, Part II + The Gondoliers)

3. "A monarch who boasts intellectual graces"
(Richard II + The Grand Duke)

4. "Your Highness, tell us where you've put the body"
(Hamlet + The Grand Duke)