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The Winchesters Weighing In on Entertainment

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“Who wins in a fight? Del Toro or the X-Files team?” Dean asks over pancakes and bacon.

“Is this question because you were up til 3 AM watching The Devil’s Backbone?”

“It’s just a question, Sam, who wins?”

“Well, first of all, to those kids in the play we are the X-Files team…”

“No, we’re Team Free Will.”

“I mean you and me, doofus.”

“What do you have against Cas?”

“Nothing. I mean. Just. Nothing. Dean, eat your breakfast.”

“You didn’t answer the question.”

“I can’t decide. Mulder and Scully are two people though, so they’d win. Probably.”

“Yeah, but Del Toro would write a good movie about it.”

“This is the truth.”

“I want to believe, Scully,” Dean says.

“For science,” Sam says, grinning. “Hey, who says I’m Scully, anyway?”

“I definitely say you’re Scully. You are so Scully. You have the hair.”

“I do not have the hair.”

“Sam. You have the hair.”

“Shut up, Dean.”

“No, you shut up, Sasquatch.”

“Me being Scully is the easy answer,” Sam says.

“Listen. I have cats in the Bunker now and I am not afraid to use them. Don’t make me sic a cat on you. You. Are. Scully.”

“If that’s what you need to believe. What if Scully is Scully?”

“True. Fair. Dammit, Sam.”

“My work here is done.”