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I know now, without a doubt, that Kingdom Hearts - is LIT

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Lockpicker has added Disney Princess~; Hello Darkness My Old Friend; Nap Time; Hot Topic; Rucksack;
Art Queen; and Gender is a Social Construct to the group A Far-off Memory is Like a Scattered Meme

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Lockpicker: welcome to the meme fields motherfucker

 

Hot Topic: what in the fresh fuck is this

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Okay, so that's Vanitas.... who's everyone else?

 

Disney Princess~: Kairi!

 

Art Queen: Naminé

 

Nap Time: Ven

 

Rucksack: Roxas

 

Gender is a Social Construct: Xion

 

Lockpicker: b a B E

Lockpicker: I AM INSULTED

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: ,,,,,

Hello, Darkness, My Old Friend: Sorry, Sora.

 

Hot Topic: so what the hell is the point of this

 

Lockpicker: ,,,,good question actually

Lockpicker: i mostly made this so we could just talk whenever, but about what, i have no clue

 

Disney Princess~: maybe we could start with a nickname explanation? Sora, I feel like you're holding out on us

 

Lockpicker: OH YEAH i never told you

Lockpicker: basically for some reason i can pick just about any lock and nobody knows why

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Kairi, you didn't know this?

 

Disney Princess~: are you telling me that you knew this

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Yeah??? We've all known each other for like ten years????

 

Lockpicker: ,,,,, well actually i just didn't tell kai ever

Lockpicker: mostly because she'd accuse me of doing Bad Illegal Things

 

Disney Princess~:  but have you done said things

 

Lockpicker: ,,,,,,

Lockpicker: no comment

 

Disney Princess~: OH MY GOD SORA

Disney Princess~: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE BEEN DATING A CRIMINAL

 

Nap Time: Wait I thought Sora and Riku were dating?

 

Lockpicker: that is still true

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Yes we are.

 

Disney Princess~: yep

 

Nap Time: But you and Sora are also dating?

 

Gender is a Social Construct: correction: they're all dating each other

 

Nap Time: OH

Nap Time: Ok that makes a lot of sense actually.

 

Hot Topic: ,,,,,,you're literally sora's cousin how did you not know this

 

Rucksack: in case if you haven't noticed, Ven is pretty dense when it comes to things like this

Rucksack: he literally didn't know Xion is nonbinary until they told him, even after calling them "they"

Rucksack: i don't think he even know nonbinary was a thing

 

Nap Time: Don't call me out like this how could you betray your own brother

 

Rucksack: it's actually super easy

 

Art Queen: Now I'm wondering if Ventus even knows that Xion and I are dating....

 

Nap Time: ,,,,,,,

Nap Time: WELL I DO NOW

 

Rucksack: WOW

 

Hot Topic: holy shit you're more pathetic than i thought

 

Lockpicker: yeah i usually don't side with vani but just

Lockpicker: they're even more obvious than me, riku, and kai

 

Nap Time:  I'M SORRY

 

Gender is a Social Construct: it's fine don't worry

 

Art Queen: Now then, onto the reason I even started speaking again:

Art Queen:  It is literally 1:02 AM and if none of you go to bed soon, I will personally see to it that you do

 

Lockpicker: oh shit she's mad

Lockpicker: well gn i ain't fucking with Angry Nami

 

Lockpicker is now offline

 

Hot Topic: i'm gonna make sure he doesn't just go play video games until six am again

 

Hot Topic is now offline

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: As the responsible one, I am also not defying Naminé and going to bed.

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend is now offline

 

Rucksack: night

 

Nap Time: Good night!

 

Rucksack is now offline

 

Nap Time is now offline

 

Disney Princess~: Good night and sleep well!!

 

Disney Princess~ is now offline

 

Gender is a Social Construct: night babe

 

Art Queen: Good night, honey!

 

Gender is a Social Construct is now offline

 

Art Queen is now offline

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Rucksack: hey sora

 

Lockpicker: hold up i’m a little busy gimme a few seconds

 

Rucksack: ok

 

Lockpicker: ok what is it

 

Rucksack: can i have one of my friends join

 

Lockpicker: uh,,, have any of us ever met him

 

Nap Time: Roxas I swear to god if it’s who I think it is...

 

Rucksack: you shouldn’t swear at god he never did anything to hurt you

Rucksack: also yes it is

 

Nap Time: goD

Nap Time: DAMN IT

 

Lockpicker: s o   u h

Lockpicker: what’s this guy like

 

Rucksack: don’t worry you’ll like him

 

Lockpicker: i know i shouldn’t but i trust your judgement

 

Rucksack: YES

Rucksack: ok gimme like ten seconds

 

Nap Time: dear god why

 

Rucksack has added FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL to A Far-Off Memory is Like a Scattered Meme

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: sup mcfucks

 

Hot Topic: jesus fuck please no

Hot Topic: we already have sora we don’t need anyone else like this

 

Rucksack: this is lea, say hi, lea

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: hi, lea

 

Rucksack: ,,,,,,

Rucksack: y’know fuckin what lea

 

Lockpicker: w o w

Lockpicker: let it be known that i wish my entrances were like that

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: thank you I try

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: also I gotta ask

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: how old are all of you

 

Lockpicker: 16

 

Rucksack: 16

 

Hot Topic: 18

 

Nap Time: 17

 

Gender is a Social Construct is online

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: wow I love that name

 

Gender is a Social Construct: thank you. also i’m 15, about to be 16

 

Lockpicker: aren’t you and nami on a date today

 

Art Queen is online

 

Art Queen: Yes, we are. However, Xion saw that we had a new person and demanded we say hi.

 

Disney Princess~ is online

 

Disney Princess~: (crashes in five years late with Starbucks) hi what’d I miss

 

Hot Topic: it was only a matter of time before we would resort to memes

 

Lockpicker: HEY

Lockpicker: LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I SAID WAS A MEME

 

Hot Topic: that doesn’t count because you’re meme trash anyways

 

Lockpicker: ,,,,,i mean you aren’t wrong

 

Disney Princess~: oh are we telling our ages

Disney Princess~: I’m 16

Disney Princess~: Riku’s busy today, so he probably won’t be on, but he’s 17, 18 pretty soon

 

Art Queen: I’m about to turn 17

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: daaaaaamnnnnn

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: y’all are so young

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: I’m 21


Gender is a Social Construct: mom holy fuck

 

Art Queen: How do you and Roxas even know each other?

 

Rucksack: weLL

Rucksack: basically what happened:

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: when Roxy was a wee bab, he decided he wanted to go to a skate park all by himself. this did not end well for him and as the only other person there, I decided to patch him up the best I could and give him a ride home.

 

Rucksack: when you say it like that it sounds embarrassing

 

Nap Time: Yeah, well, you deserve it. Nobody knew where you were!! And then you came back all scuffed up AND with a twisted ankle!!

 

Lockpicker: how did nobody else know this

 

Rucksack: you never asked

 

Lockpicker: that’s fair

 

Rucksack: wait a second, “wee bab”??? I WAS 12

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: yeah

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: 12 = wee bab


Hot Topic: i take it back i like this guy

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Lockpicker: do you ever think about how we, the human race, have no proof that anything we perceive is real

Lockpicker: like

Lockpicker: we could all just be stuck in an endless limbo

Lockpicker: for all i know maybe even i’m not real

Lockpicker: maybe i’m just dreaming this up and i’m actually some kid on a tropical island

 

Rucksack: sora what the fuck

 

Hot Topic: oh boy

Hot Topic: welcome, one and all, to the “sora is super fucking tired so now he spouts deep and philosophical, sometimes unsettling, shit” show

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: I see that you have just as much of a consistent sleep schedule as I do

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: which means that it’s basically nonexistent

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend is online

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Sora I can hear your existential crisis from the guest room what’s going on

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Go to sleep, please.

 

Disney Princess~ is online

 

Disney Princess~: (still sorry i couldn’t make it to movie night) Sora are you remotely ok

 

Lockpicker: what if there actually is some higher being but it’s just fucking with us and none of us are who we think we are

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Sora, it’s uh...

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Three AM.

 

Disney Princess~: you know that’s not going to mean anything to him

 

Lockpicker: TIME IS AN ILLUSION CRAFTED BY THE GOVERNMENT TO MAKE WORK LABOR FORCES A THING

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Why the fuck are you still awake

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: hey Roxy

 

Rucksack: 1, stop calling me that

Rucksack: 2, what

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: is it bad that I enjoy watching your cousin have multiple existential crises at ungodly times in the morning

 

Rucksack: i’d say yes

Rucksack: but i can’t judge because i, too, enjoy it

Rucksack: i’m going to leave before ven comes in here and murders me

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: wait how would he even know

 

Rucksack: i have no idea it’s like he’s psychic it’s actually kinda scary

 

Rucksack is offline

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: i have a job so i guess i should at least attempt sleep before six am

 

Disney Princess~: oh damn

Disney Princess~: sleep well, Lea!!

Disney Princess~: I'm going to bed, too

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: thanks i’ll try

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL is offline

 

Disney Princess~ is offline

 

Hot Topic: i’m gonna sleep and sora i swear to god if you keep me up i will go up there and knock you out myself

 

Hot Topic is offline

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: ......Sora do you want me to come in there so you can talk in person?

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Because I would.

 

Lockpicker: ,,,,, yes

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Okay I’m on my way

 

Lockpicker: thanks babe

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend is offline

 

Lockpicker is offline

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Art Queen: Okay, now that it’s actually a reasonable time in the day, I’d like to ask

Art Queen: @Disney Princess~ what did you mean when you said “movie night”?

 

Disney Princess~: OH

Disney Princess~: Riku, Sora and I usually pick a friday out of every month to just

Disney Princess~: bundle up together and watch movies

 

Lockpicker: mostly because it’s easier and cheaper than going on actual dates

 

Disney Princess~: that, and we get to yell about movies together

Disney Princess~: it’s actually super fun

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend is online

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: We switch off on whoever’s house we go to, and last night was Sora’s turn, which basically means we were watching Disney movies until one am.

 

Art Queen: So which movie did you enjoy the most?

 

Lockpicker: WE WATCHED THE LIVE ACTION VERSION OF BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AND LEFOU IS SO GAY I LOVE HIM

 

Art Queen: I shouldn’t have to ask but you got a kick out of Gaston (the song), didn’t you?

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: You should’ve been there

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Sora was screaming all of the lyrics and if not for his mom still being at a friend’s place, I think she would’ve turned the power off on us.

 

Lockpicker: we were also gonna watch the little mermaid

Lockpicker: but then i got sidetracked and told him about this super fun version of under the sea

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: By that point, Vanitas was there and dared Sora to sing it because he wanted to hear him fail

 

Art Queen: oh no

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: SORA FUCKING KILLED IT

 

Art Queen: Please tell me you have a video of this

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: No but I have a recording

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: i’m_gay.wav

 

Lockpicker: “I’M_GAY.WAV”

 

Disney Princess~: holy fuck Sora how come you’ve never sung for us before

 

Lockpicker: you never asked me to

 

Nap Time is online

 

Nap Time: First of all

Nap Time: Holy shit, Sora

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: I KNOW, RIGHT?!

 

Nap Time: Secondly

Nap Time: Sora can I ask you a question

 

Lockpicker: ,,,,,,,,

Lockpicker: i feel like i shouldn’t say yes but yes go ahead

 

Art Queen: Wow, such trust you place in your cousin.

 

Nap Time: Okay since Roxas got to bring Lea, can I bring some much-needed adults here

 

Lockpicker: i’d say adults aren’t allowed but then we’d have to kick vani and lea out

Lockpicker: so yes bring more people

 

Nap Time: alright lemme just

 

Nap Time has added Rocky Balboa and Strong Independent Woman to A Far-Off Memory is Like a Scattered Meme

 

Nap Time: THERE WE GO

 

Lockpicker: oh my god

 

Rocky Balboa: Ven, I know you warned us, but what is up with the name

 

Strong Independent Woman: Hello! I'm Aqua, and the other one's Terra!

 

Lockpicker: OH HELLO

Lockpicker: IT'S BEEN FOREVER HASN'T IT

 

Rocky Balboa: I'd say yes but I don't know who you are

 

Lockpicker: starts with an s

 

Disney Princess~: that's not a real answer and you know it

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: It's Sora.

 

Strong Independent Woman: Oh! Yeah, it has been a while!!

 

Art Queen: So... you all know each other?

 

Nap Time: Terra and Aqua are basically honorary family, they’ve been super close to our parents for a while.

 

Art Queen: Oh, that’s pretty cool!

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL is online

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: am I reading this right

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: do we have new people

 

Nap Time: Yes!!!

 

Rocky Balboa: whomst

 

Nap Time: Roxas’s friend Lea.

 

Strong Independent Woman: Oh! I think we might know each other!

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: you have my attention

 

Strong Independent Woman: You volunteer at the library, right?

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: well there goes my deepest darkest secret

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: yeah

 

Strong Independent Woman: Do you remember the time some adults were acting like kids and attempted to start a fight?

Strong Independent Woman: I think it was last summer

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: oh god yeah I was working that day

 

Strong Independent Woman: Do you recall that they tried to pull a woman into their argument?

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: oh yeah,,, wait didn’t one of them make a sexual remark

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: and then she fucking suplexed him

 

Strong Independent Woman: Yeah. That was me.

 

Lockpicker: MOM HOLY FUCK

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: ok I know I’m gay but I would literally pay you cash money to suplex me

 

Disney Princess~: that’s a lotta damage

 

Rocky Balboa: I have been on the end of one of Aqua’s suplexes before.

Rocky Balboa: She is very strong and I’m just a little bit scared of her.

 

Lockpicker: same

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Same

 

Disney Princess~: same

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL:  s a m e


Art Queen: -I leave to make lunch and I miss out on this- Also same.

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I've made a Kingdom Hearts discord server if anyone wants to join

 

Link: https://discord.gg/6Skx2jm 

 

also i have a tumblr so that's a thing (dootnoot7125)

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Lockpicker: do you ever find a really pretty song and then just cry

 

Gender is a Social Construct: uhhhh yeah like once

 

Lockpicker: ever find an artist with multiple songs that make you cry

 

Rucksack: sora are you okay

 

Lockpicker: FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE HAS RUINED MY LIFE BUT I’M OKAY WITH IT I LOVE HER MUSIC

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: OH SAME SHE’S GREAT

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Oh boy, a new obsession. Which song did it this time?

 

Lockpicker: the title is too much is never enough and it’s making me cry

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: I somehow haven’t heard this one hold on

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: o h

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: fuck ok yeah this is ouch

 

Lockpicker: SEE I TOLD YOU

 

Rucksack: i usually don’t agree a whole lot with your music taste

 

Lockpicker: bro i listen to just about anything

 

Rucksack: but this is good--

Rucksack: i

Rucksack: y’know what you got me there

 

Gender is a Social Construct: oh yeah this is a bit random but lea can i ask you a question

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Yeah sure what

 

Gender is a Social Construct: through backreading and being here during conversations, i have discovered that you both volunteer at a library and have a job that requires you there at six am

Gender is a Social Construct: i don’t feel like any library would require you be there that early so what’s the other job

 

Lockpicker: oh wow i think that’s the most i’ve seen them write here

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Ok name the most generic thing you can think of

 

Rucksack: barista

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: THAT DOESN’T COUNT YOU KNOW ME

 

Rucksack: i’m just saving everyone else the trouble

 

Gender is a Social Construct: Top ten anime betrayals of 2018

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Anyways yeah. Turns out lots of people like to have coffee before they go to their stuffy cubicle office at 6:30 am

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: And I just so happen to be on the morning shift

 

Gender is a Social Construct: y’know for some reason this doesn’t surprise me

 

Lockpicker: same

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Sorry I was gone what’d I miss?

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: o h

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Yeah honestly I’m not surprised either.

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Actually speaking of my job

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Sora can I add some people

 

Lockpicker: uhhhh i don’t see why not

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL has added Pikabitch, David Bowie, Bi Icon, and Glamazon Thot to A Far-Off Memory is Like a Scattered Meme

 

Pikabitch: jesus fucking christ no who did this

Pikabitch: LEA I SWEAR TO GOD NEXT TIME WE WORK THE SAME SHIFT I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING THROAT OUT

 

Lockpicker: ok nevermind this is the “why not”

 

Glamazon Thot: Now now Arlene, anger is a very ugly look on you.

 

Pikabitch: LIKE I GIVE A FUCK, LUMA

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: uhhhh lea

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Yeah what

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: what is this

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Remember Roxas, he stops by a few times

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: yea??

 

Rucksack: my cousin made a group chat and apparently we’re all out to drag everyone we know and love into this hellhole

Rucksack: also hey myde it’s been a while

 

Glamazon Thot: I believe I’ve only met Roxas once, and I don’t know anyone else here.

 

Lockpicker: i’m sora (roxas’s cousin) and i started this dumpster fire mess

Lockpicker: hold on

Lockpicker: @all WE HAVE NEW MEMBERS, INITIATE THEM

 

Art Queen is online

 

Disney Princess~ is online

 

Art Queen: Oh

 

Strong Independent Woman is online

 

Rocky Balboa is online

 

Art Queen: Hello!

 

Hot Topic is online

 

Hot Topic: sora i swear to fucking god

 

Nap Time is online

 

Hot Topic: that better be the last time you use an @ everyone or i’ll kill you

 

Lockpicker: ok

 

Hot Topic: YOU DON’T EVEN CARE DO YOU

 

Lockpicker: nope

 

Hot Topic: UGH

 

Art Queen: Well, I’m Namine! It’s nice to meet you!

 

Disney Princess~: I’m Kairi and dating my boys Sora and Riku

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Hello I’m Riku

 

Nap Time: My name’s Ventus, but you can just call me Ven.

 

Strong Independent Woman: I’m Aqua!

 

Rocky Balboa: Terra

 

Hot Topic: name’s vanitas, and if any of you try to shorten it, i will personally find out where you live and kill you

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: ,,,,,well okay then.

 

Glamazon Thot: Doesn’t “Vanitas” have multiple negative meanings?

 

Hot Topic: yes it does, bring it up again and i kill you

 

Gender is a Social Construct: understandable have a nice day

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Lumaria where are you actually

 

Pikabitch: Myde and i are with him right now actually, we went out to have some fun

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: and you didn’t invite me???

 

Pikabitch: you weren’t home

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: ok that’s fair

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: wait you have my number

 

Pikabitch: no, Myde does.

Pikabitch: and it’s not my responsibility to tell him to call you if he wants you along.

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: sorry lea

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: My revenge is dragging you all into this hellhole with me


Lockpicker: i’d take offense to that statement but it’s true

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Lockpicker: Hey guys I’m feeling a feeling today what about you

 

Rucksack: who are you and what have you done with sora

 

Lockpicker: I AM INSULTED

Lockpicker: MY OWN COUSIN, NOT RECOGNIZING ME

 

Rucksack: YOU NEVER HAVE ACTUAL CAPITALIZATION

 

Lockpicker: Listen here you little shit I only have my phone right now because Vanilla took my laptop

 

Nap Time: wh

 

Lockpicker: VANI. I MEAN VANI.

 

Rucksack: HOLY SHIT

 

Nap Time: DID AUTOCORRECT JUST DO THAT

 

Strong Independent Woman is online

 

Strong Independent Woman: What did I walk into?

 

Nap Time: Sora’s autocorrect on his phone changed an abbreviation of Vanitas’s name to “Vanilla”

 

Hot Topic: i’ve been here the whole time and i resent this

 

Lockpicker: OH SHIT HE’S HERE

 

Hot Topic: if it makes you feel any better my autocorrect has tried to call you “dora” on multiple occasions

 

Strong Independent Woman: I think one time, for some reason, Terra’s phone thought he was talking about a bottled water brand rather than me.

 

Nap Time: I don’t get it..?

 

Lockpicker: FUCKING

Lockpicker: A Q U A F I N A

Lockpicker: I’M LOSING IT

 

Nap Time: OH

 

Hot Topic: okay hold on a second

Hot Topic: sora i want you to stop trying to type correctly

 

Rucksack: wait why are you saying that should i be afraid

 

Nap Time: oh no

 

Lockpicker: Be veey afrian

 

Rucksack:  h o l y   s h i t

 

Nap Time: “n” isn’t even anywhere close to “d” how even

 

Lockpicker: Odn’t udnerstemin my abiltiy to fuck thigns up

Lockpicker: Especialay spelign

 

Hot Topic: jesus fucking christ

 

Lockpicker: It’s actualy worse on pohen

Lockpicker: We woudln’t be ahving thsi prolem if vanilla didn’t take my laopto

 

Rucksack: are you sure

 

Lockpicker: Fat thmbs nobueno typing on phoen

 

Hot Topic: your autocorrect doesn’t pick up those typos, but apparently my name is actually “vanilla”

 

Lockpicker: HOLD ON

 

Lockpicker changed Hot Topic’s name to Vanilla

 

Vanilla: NO

Vanilla: I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU

Vanilla: PUT IT BACK

 

Nap Time: Actually it’s a lot better than “hot topic”

 

Rucksack: i agree with ven and that’s a rarity

 

Strong Independent Woman: I am... slightly concerned.

 

Vanilla: i don’t know if i should be more surprised that it took you this long to say that or that your concern is only “slight”

 

Lockpicker: Aqua I think you should’ve been concerned from the first moment you arrived

Lockpicker: And not slightly, I’m talking full blown “are these kids okay” concerned

 

Rucksack: in case you’re curious the answer is “no, we are not”

 

Lockpicker: BIG MOOD

 

Vanilla: PREACH

 

Gender is a Social Construct is online

 

Gender is a Social Construct: okay first, nice name, vanitas

Gender is a Social Construct: secondly i only logged on to say this:

Gender is a Social Construct: BIG SAME OH MOOD HAT WORM

 

Gender is a Social Construct is offline

 

Vanilla: what the fuck did xion just make me read with my own two eyes

 

Nap Time: I don’t know either

 

Lockpicker: M e m e s

 

Rucksack: 3 of them to be exact

Rucksack: they all mean the same thing

 

Vanilla: it was a rhetoric question you dumb fucks

 

Nap Time: I, at least, got something out of it.

 

Lockpicker: Ben please do not tell me you didn’t know what those mean

 

Rucksack: ben

 

Lockpicker: V E N

Lockpicker: I MEANT BEN

Lockpicker: G O D

Lockpicker: FUCK YOU PHONE

 

Vanilla: this is fucking beautiful

Vanilla: the only thing that could make this better was if i started this dumpster fire mess of a conversation

 

Rucksack: i mean you kinda did by acknowledging “vanilla”

Rucksack: the rest of us were fully accepting that sora is on a phone and autocorrect is stupid

 

Vanilla: aaanndd you’re getting added onto my hit list

 

Nap Time: Vanitas no

 

Vanilla: vanitas YES

 

Rucksack: i mean

Rucksack: i don’t exactly have a huge issue with dying

Rucksack: outside of simply not living for as long as i’d like

 

Lockpicker: That’s a big fucking mood

 

Strong Independent Woman: Okay you were right, I should be more concerned about you kids.

 

Rucksack: does this mean you’re going to be the mom friend

 

Strong Independent Woman: As long as Terra does the cooking, yes.

 

Rucksack: o h

 

Nap Time: I can’t say I didn’t see this coming,,,

 

Lockpicker: Thank you momther

Lockpicker: I am in debt

 

Vanilla: wow sora i can’t believe you’d betray our own mother that easily

 

Lockpicker: ,,,,,,

Lockpicker: I have no regrets

 

Vanilla: do you though

 

Lockpicker: Why can’t I have 1 mom and 1 friend who’s like a maternal figure in my life

 

Rucksack: he makes a fair point

 

Strong Independent Woman: Don’t forget that I will destroy anyone who harms my children :)

 

Lockpicker: Holy fuck

 

Vanilla: aqua have i ever mentioned i’m lowkey terrified of you

 

Strong Independent Woman: That’s good, I always aim for that kind of aura.

 

Nap Time: And what is it exactly?

 

Strong Independent Woman: I look amazing but I could also murder a man if not for my restraint.

 

Lockpicker: I say this in a non-romantic way

Lockpicker: But holy shit I love you

 

Strong Independent Woman: You should, I’m you mother after all

 

Lockpicker: FSDHBFSDHFUILASFHAISF

 

Rucksack: the rumor come out: does aqua is mom

 

Vanilla: i’m fucking deleting this chat

 

Lockpicker: THE FUCK YOU ARE, BITCH

 

Nap Time: Sora’s the only mod??

 

Vanilla: you didn’t need to say that and ruin my threat

 

Strong Independent Woman: Well I have to go now, Terra and I are going out for supper.

 

Lockpicker: !!!!!!

 

Rucksack: have fun with your boyfriend

 

Strong Independent Woman: Yes, that is the term typically used for male significant others.

 

Lockpicker: Wait does this mean that Terra is our dad

 

Vanilla: why are you like this

 

Lockpicker: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Strong Independent Woman is offline

 

Rucksack: well there goes our fun

 

Nap Time: Until she gets back, of course.

 

Vanilla: well she’s gonna be down a son if sora doesn’t change my name back

Vanilla: i can’t figure it out

 

Lockpicker: Then you’ll just have to murder me I guess

 

Vanilla: ,,,,,

Vanilla: i’m gonna go play a game where i can shoot people

 

Vanilla is offline

 

Lockpicker: Well see you guys later

Lockpicker: I’ll have my laptop by then

Lockpicker: I’m stealing it back while vani (haha I won that this time) isn’t looking

 

Nap Time: Good luck!


Rucksack: don’t fucking die

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Glamazon Thot: So, now that the kids are asleep...

 

Pikabitch: lumaria what the fuck are you doing awake

 

Glamazon Thot: Let me finish.

Glamazon Thot: What’s everyone’s favorite drink?

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: oh that’s easy

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: mix coffee and 5 hour energy drinks

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: Uhhh Lea are you okay?

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: yeah I’ve been up for 30 hours and saw the face of god

 

Pikabitch: if i was a decent human being i would be worried

Pikabitch: fortunately, i am not either of those things

 

Glamazon Thot: At least she admits it.

 

Pikabitch: fuck off luma

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: Anyways, if I had to pick a favorite...

David Bowie, Bi Icon: Sweeter things, like smoothies or milkshakes

 

Pikabitch: black coffee

 

Glamazon Thot: So you like your coffee as dark and bitter as your soul?

 

Pikabitch: fuck. off. luma.

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: cmon Luma, Arlene has her moments

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: not often, but still

 

Pikabitch: i hate both of you

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: What about you, Lumaria?

 

Glamazon Thot: Oh, that’s easy.

Glamazon Thot: Champagne.

 

Pikabitch: and nobody’s fuckin surprised

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: why are you like this, Luma

 

Gender is a Social Construct: milkshakes are valid

 

Pikabitch: WHAT THE FUCK

 

Gender is a Social Construct: i’ve been here the whole time

Gender is a Social Construct: i’m the internet equivalent of a cryptid because i don’t sleep

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: Aren’t you in school?

 

Gender is a Social Construct: yeah so?

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: Shouldn’t you sleep?

 

Gender is a Social Construct: sleep is for the weak

Gender is a Social Construct: and i am an unstable individual of average strength

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: LDKJFHLISKf

 

Pikabitch: holy shit

 

Glamazon Thot: Honestly, I’m impressed by that.

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: I want to be amused..

David Bowie, Bi Icon: But you really should be sleeping.

 

Art Queen: Xion please, it’s 12:57 in the morning.

Art Queen: And for the record, I’m only awake because they won’t stop texting me and asking me questions about their homework.

 

Gender is a Social Construct: baaaaaabbbbeeeeee

Gender is a Social Construct: i can’t math please help me

 

Art Queen: I have been, but it’d be much easier to help you later today when you’re coherent enough to attempt the math and not rely solely on me for answers.

 

Gender is a Social Construct: see this is her way of telling me to go sleep

 

Art Queen: We can meet tomorrow after school, okay? Just go to bed because I am and I won’t be helping you when I’m sleeping.

 

Gender is a Social Construct: ok

Gender is a Social Construct: night y’all

 

Art Queen is offline

 

Gender is a Social Construct is offline

 

Glamazon Thot: Ah, youth. Young love. I miss it so much.

 

Pikabitch: so you’re finally admitting that you’re old

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: oh holy shit

 

Glamazon Thot: 27 IS NOT OLD!

 

Pikabitch: still older than me, so it’s old in my book

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: Well thank god I’m younger, then...

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Arlene, what about me?

 

Pikabitch: i don’t think of you as old as much as that weird estranged cousin that shows up at family reunions even though they weren’t invited but everyone still has a fun time

 

FLAMING HOMSEXUAL: I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or an insult

 

Glamazon Thot: It’s both.

 

Pikabitch: ^

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: Well, I’m gonna head off to bed, good night guys!

 

Pikabitch: ok

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon is offline

 

Glamazon Thot: I am done associating with you heathens for the night.

 

Glamazon Thot is offline

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: wow what a stone cold bitch

 

Pikabitch: you rang?

Pikabitch: anyways without luma around to bother i don’t have a reason to stay up

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: are you working tomorrow morning?

 

Pikabitch: yeah why

 

FLAMING HOMSEXUAL: I’ll see you tomorrow then.

 

Pikabitch: oh ok

 

Pikabitch is offline

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL is offline

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Rocky Balboa: Sorry for not talking much, but I’ve noticed that nobody’s said anything about the most beautiful woman in the world’s date with me, an exceedingly average person, last night.

Rocky Balboa: It was the best night of my life.

 

Strong Independent Woman: Ahhhhhhhh Terra!!!

 

Lockpicker: DO I SENSE A DAD

Lockpicker: in all seriousness though, that’s? so pure??? i’m happy for you

 

Strong Independent Woman: Thank you!

 

Rocky Balboa: What’s this about a dad?

 

Disney Princess~: Aqua unofficially adopted all the kids here, making her our fake mom and you our fake dad.

 

Rocky Balboa: Oh heck I hope I don’t let my new kids down,,,

 

Lockpicker: you’re doing great i’m love

 

Rocky Balboa: Hi love, I’m dad!

 

Lockpicker: NO

Lockpicker: DAMMIT

Lockpicker: now i’m crying from laughing hh

 

Disney Princess~: You did walk into that one, though.

 

Lockpicker: yeah

 

Strong Independent Woman: I’m just guessing, but Terra probably has the most smug look on his face right now.

 

Rocky Balboa: Listen... These are my kids now. I have to treat them as such. And if that means bad jokes, then so be it.

 

Lockpicker: well at least he knows it’s a bad joke

 

Disney Princess~: Sora, be nice to our new dad.

 

Lockpicker: o shit u right

Lockpicker: i apologize, father

 

Rocky Balboa: Don’t worry about it, I know full well what I’m walking into here.

 

Art Queen is online

 

Art Queen: WOW I’ve missed a lot

Art Queen: I’ve been busy lately, sorry

 

Disney Princess~: With what?

 

Art Queen: I’m planning on entering an art competition, so I’ve been drafting and working on a few concepts

 

Lockpicker: GOOD LUCK NAMI

 

Strong Independent Woman: Just remember to take breaks and do wrist stretches!!

 

Art Queen: Thank you!

 

Gender is a Social Construct is online

 

Gender is a Social Construct: hello i heard namine and art competition

Gender is a Social Construct: you got this bb i believe in you

 

Lockpicker: this is so wholesome i’m gonna cry

 

Disney Princess~: Sora you are. A million times more sappy than this.

 

Lockpicker: hush

 

Disney Princess~: But it’s the  t r u t h

 

Art Queen: Sora, I don’t even see you that much but when I do, it’s with Riku and Kairi, so I can confirm.

Art Queen: You are one of the sappiest people I’ve ever seen in my life.

 

Lockpicker: I AM HU R T

Lockpicker: WHY MUST YOU TURN ON ME

 

Gender is a Social Construct: you fool

Gender is a Social Construct: we were never on your side

 

Lockpicker: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Rocky Balboa: Kids, stop being mean to Sora. It’s not nice.

 

Lockpicker: YEAH

Lockpicker: I’M SENSITIVE

 

Disney Princess~: Ok, dad.

 

Gender is a Social Construct: aw but i was having fun

 

Art Queen: they meant to say “okay”

 

Strong Independent Woman: Terra, I’m honestly surprised it took you that long to step in.

 

Rocky Balboa: Well, I forgot what the concept of picking on people was for a second

Rocky Balboa: So I was trying to think about how to stop a fight that actually isn’t a fight.

 

Lockpicker: hhNNGFHGHFHDS

 

Disney Princess~: pfFFFFFF

 

Gender is a Social Construct: i’m cackliNG

 

Strong Independent Woman: I’m,,, a bit concerned for you but okay.

 

Rocky Balboa: I am 99% certain that you’re the only reason I haven’t died from doing something stupid yet.

 

Lockpicker: OH BIG MOOD

 

Gender is a Social Construct: B I G  M O O D

 

Strong Independent Woman: That makes me even more concerned.

 

Art Queen: It looks like the three girls here have handfuls when it comes to significant others.

 

Disney Princess~: OK BUT Y’ALL DON’T HAVE TWO OF THEM

 

Lockpicker: “y’all”

 

Disney Princess~: shut up

 

Art Queen: Yeah, you have a point.

 

Strong Independent Woman: I am sorry for your suffering, Kairi.

 

Disney Princess~: It balances out though because I get twice as many cuddles and kisses than any of you.

 

Gender is a Social Construct: >:o

 

Lockpicker: riku is more of a nuzzler than a kisser but don’t tell anyone i said that

 

Art Queen: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Gender is a Social Construct: THAT’S SO SWEET I CAN TOTALLY SEE HIM DOING THAT

 

Rocky Balboa: Our children are so sweet, Aqua!


Strong Independent Woman: They sure are.

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Lockpicker: well shit it’s 2 am and i’m hungry

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Then eat

 

Lockpicker: but i’m tired

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Then sleep

 

Lockpicker: but i’m hungry

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Then I dunno kid, eat and then sleep

 

Lockpicker: o shit yeah good plan

Lockpicker: thanks lea

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: No problem

 

Lockpicker: ok so i have like five string cheese, a pack of saltines, and an orange jello cup

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: How filling is that going to be in the end

 

Lockpicker: good question

Lockpicker: the answer:

Lockpicker: we’ll find out i guess

 

Vanilla: sora did you just fucking go into the kitchen and grab a bunch of food

 

Lockpicker: don’t tell mom

 

Vanilla: i would but then i’d have to explain why i’m up and not in my room at 2 am

 

Lockpicker: wait where were you

 

Vanilla: I WAS IN THE KITCHEN, ALSO GETTING FOOD

 

Lockpicker: WHAT

 

Vanilla: WE MADE EYE CONTACT HOW DID YOU NOT SEE ME

 

Lockpicker: i guarantee you it’s because of your emo wardrobe

 

Vanilla: there’s a difference between emo and goth but ok

Vanilla: wait

 

Lockpicker: so you admit that you’re goth

 

Vanilla: fuCK

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend is online

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: I wake up and decide to check my phone only to see this .

 

Lockpicker: babe i got vani to admit he’s goth

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: I thought everyone already knew that?

 

Lockpicker: fhdjafhKJFDHSDFDL

 

Vanilla: that’s it i’m gonna kill riku

 

Lockpicker: bitch you better the fuck not lay a hand on him or i’ll be the one doing the killing

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: I’m honored but also concerned, Sora please don’t

 

Lockpicker: ok change of topic but a question came to me while eating the string cheese

 

Vanilla: oh boy

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: I suddenly feel afraid

 

Lockpicker: am i the only one who doesn’t actually chew string cheese

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: you what

 

Lockpicker: i peel it off like all sane people should but i just. swallow it. skip the chewing part.

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: hey Sora what the fuck

 

Lockpicker: alright so i’ll take that as i’m the only one

 

Vanilla: yeah because that’s fuckin weird

 

Lockpicker: shut up, goth boy

 

Vanilla: stop

 

Lockpicker: stop what, goth boy

 

Vanilla: ok that’s it fuck it i’m gonna go kill you now

 

Lockpicker: oh thank fuck i’ve waited long enough for the sweet release of death

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: SORA NO WHAT ABOUT KAIRI

 

Lockpicker: o fuck

Lockpicker: u right

Lockpicker: i’ll live for you and kairi, lights of my life

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: I’m a horrible person to live for but okay

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Riku, who hurt you

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: life

 

Lockpicker: oh samwjflhWWFS

 

Lockpicker is offline

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: UH

 

Vanilla: i warned him

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: You didn’t actually kill him did you

 

Lockpicker is online

 

Lockpicker: mothERFUCKER

Lockpicker: HE DECKED ME IN THE HEAD WHILE I WAS EATING

Lockpicker: R U D E

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: This is why I can never leave you two unsupervised

 

Lockpicker: i was just trying to eat my jello

 

Vanilla: fuck you and your jello

 

Lockpicker: g a S P

Lockpicker: R U D E

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Is this what they’re usually like


Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Yeah. You get used to it though.

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Lockpicker: hey guys i have a fun game

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: I already don’t trust you.

 

Lockpicker: ,,,,,,

Lockpicker: that’s fair

 

Disney Princess~: what’s the game?

 

Lockpicker: name the grossest thing you can think of in only 3 words

 

Pikabitch: fuckin,,, athlete’s foot

 

Lockpicker: o hey arlene

 

Pikabitch: hey

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: year old burrito

 

Lockpicker: pineapple on pizza (don’t @ me it’s true)

 

Vanilla: eating butter alone

 

Lockpicker: ok ignoring goth boy’s submission, all of those are pretty good

 

Vanilla: HEY FUCK YOU

 

Lockpicker: however we’re missing one

 

Pikabitch: oh. yeah i guess we are.

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: Her name’s Kairi, right?

 

Lockpicker: yeah. HEY BB WHY YA TAKIN SO LONG

 

Disney Princess~: you cannot handle The Truth

 

Pikabitch: if this goes where i think it’s going i’m gonna laugh

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: Oh no

 

Lockpicker:  t e l l   m e

 

Disney Princess~: Cold Used Pad

 

Vanilla: oh yeah that’s. hm.

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: ASUHDFISDHFS NO WHY

 

Pikabitch: AIN’T THAT THE FUCKING TRUTH

 

Lockpicker: and kai wins the game

 

Disney Princess~: ok but what, do tell, do i win

 

Lockpicker: uhhhhh would a kiss suffice

 

Vanilla: fuckin gross

 

Disney Princess~: hm,,,, yeah

 

Pikabitch: cute.

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: Aww, she actually means it this time!

 

Pikabitch: i will murder you, don’t test me.

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: Jfdshasd that’s a lie, but ok.

 

Vanilla: @Lockpicker you’re a big sappy idiot

 

Lockpicker: yeah so?? at least i have a girlfriend. AND a boyfriend. bitch.

 

Vanilla is offline

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: SDFJHLIUSDHFKUASYDHFS

 

Pikabitch: HOLY SHIT

 

Disney Princess~:   t h e n   p e r i s h

 

Lockpicker: i hope he knows i’m kidding tho bc like. he’s aroace, which is entirely valid and i wouldn’t actually say that to him

 

Disney Princess~: he should know after 16 years of living with you that you’re a huge softie so i’m sure he didn’t take offense to it. p sure he only left for dramatic effect. or maybe to punch you either or. maybe both.

 

Lockpicker: yeah you’re probably riOH SHIT

 

Pikabitch: is this karma

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: What is going on I’m scared

 

Lockpicker: ok so he’s uh. i thought he was gonna punch me but he actually didn’t and it was p much the opposite but if i tell you he’ll kill me

 

Disney Princess~: so he hugged you then?

 

Lockpicker: i can’t confirm and i can’t deny but i think he saw what i said when i was slightly panicking

 

David Bowie, Bi Icon: Oh that’s actually. A lot better than I thought ahsfdasdf

 

Pikabitch: that’s a shame i’d love to see someone get punched. but really that’s just anyone so no hard feelings, ok?

 

Lockpicker: understandable have a nice day


Disney Princess~: honestly??? Big Mood

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Art Queen: AAAAAAAAAAA I’M BACK

 

Gender is a Social Construct: !!! NAMI

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: hey Namine, what’s going on?

 

Art Queen: hhhnnnnnggghhh I’ve been so busy with the art competition, BUT IT’S OVER NOW AND I WON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Gender is a Social Construct: FUCK YEAH YOU DID

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: !!!! NICE

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: GOOD JOB, CHILD

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Hm. I have a question but.

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Honestly I’m not even gonna ask this time

 

Art Queen: What?

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: I’m gonna bring a friend here, nobody make fun of him ok

 

Gender is a Social Construct: i usually would say no, but ok. just this once.

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL has added Werewolf Enthusiast to A Far-Off Memory Is Like A Scattered Meme

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: HAHA FURRY

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: ok NOW you can make fun of him

 

Werewolf Enthusiast: I hate this.

 

Art Queen: o h

 

Gender is a Social Construct: JSFDHSDFSDFJLS

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: wow holy shit

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Anyways this is Isa, manager of coffee shop and also my best friend, object of my affection for a while, also did i mention he’s my bf yet

 

Gender is a Social Construct: ,,,,,lea are you fucking your way up the ranks

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: ,,,,,,,,,,,no

 

Werewolf Enthusiast: Yes. He most definitely is.

 

Art Queen: Gay????? Gay.

 

Gender is a Social Construct: very gay, yes.

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Ok but would werewolves be furry or monsterfucking

 

Art Queen: jsfSDLFHSDF

 

Gender is a Social Construct: HOLY SHIT RIKU

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: I dunno let’s ask the enthusiast. Isa?

 

Werewolf Enthusiast: ,,,,,,both

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Thanks for clearing that up, I’ll have to relay that information to Sora

 

Gender is a Social Construct: i’m sorry wh a t

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: ,,,,,,,,so we’ve been having that exact debate for years

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Sora has the same opinion as Isa

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Uhhhh so what’s your opinion then??

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Just Monsterfucking

 

Art Queen: Sometimes I wonder how some of us are still alive.

 

Werewolf Enthusiast: Wait

Werewolf Enthusiast: Lea?

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: what is it

 

Werewolf Enthusiast: I looked at the member list and... are your coworkers here

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: The plot thickens

 

Gender is a Social Construct: Teddie Does, Too

 

Art Queen: Asjdfsd what does that mean

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah

 

Werewolf Enthusiast: ... Who?

 

FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL: Myde, Arlene, and Lumaria

 

Werewolf Enthusiast: ...

Werewolf Enthusiast: Fuck.

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Lockpicker: WHY DOES THUNDER HAVE TO BE SO LOUD

Lockpicker: IT’S FIVE AM LET US SLEEP GOD

 

Disney Princess~: The pain of living in a tropical area

 

Vanilla: if the power goes out i’m going to stab whatever decided to drop all this on us

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Sora are you doing ok, I know you don’t like storms

 

Gender is a Social Construct: o shit that’s right

 

Rucksack: SORA SUPPORT SQUAD LET’S GO

 

Lockpicker: VANITAS SUPPORT SQUAD TOO BUDDY

 

Vanilla: .

 

Disney Princess~: Vanitas I will hug you don’t fucking try me

 

Vanilla: no i have no doubts of that

Vanilla: i just don’t appreciate emotions at the moment

 

Lockpicker: hnngghhh fuck! shit! there’s a flood watch!!!

 

Rucksack: who wants to huddle together in support on the astral plane

 

Gender is a Social Construct: i would die for sora so yes

 

Lockpicker: NOT IF I DIE FOR YOU FIRST

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: SORA, NO

 

Disney Princess~: SORA NO

 

Rucksack: jfc sora

 

Vanilla: Thanks Mother Nature! I Hate It!

 

Lockpicker: that’s it ok vani i’m going to you and you can’t stop me

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Operation we all go to Vanitas and Sora’s house because comfort

 

Lockpicker: ok but i Hate that every time we get a storm this bad i worry about mom n shit????

 

Vanilla: she’s probably also awake

 

Lockpicker: You’re right. Ok I’m gonna go to your room and drag you with me

 

Vanilla: ok

 

Rucksack: my plans have been thwarted by my own tiredness i gotta clock out

 

Disney Princess~: gn Roxas! Blease stay safe in case this reaches you

 

Rucksack: thanks

 

Rucksack is offline

 

Gender is a Social Construct: i’m sending my love and support

 

Lockpicker: thank

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: bitch me too the fuck

 

Vanilla: ,,,,,,it’s appreciated

 

Lockpicker: Ok well I have vani (I’m going to murder my phone), so I don’t think we’ll be on for the rest of the night, so gn babes

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Night!

 

Disney Princess~: gn Sora! I love you~

 

Lockpicker: ily both

 

Disney Princess~: say it riku, you coward

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: ......

Hello Darkness My Old Friend: I love you too