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Mistakes Happen: This Chat is One of Them

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-LittleGiant2.0 added Sugamama, KenmaKat, Suckyshima and five others to the group chat-

 

 

LittleGiant2.0

Hi guys!

 

 

TolVolleyBoy

Hinata, why did you make a group chat, dumb ass?

 

 

 

Sugamama

I think it’s a good idea! We can all talk to each other even when we aren’t at practice now

 

 

 

LittleGiant2.0

Okay everyone say hi so I know you’re here!

 

 

RollingThunda!!

Yo

 

 

Jesus

Hey there

 

 

Tanaka-senpai

Sup

 

 

YamaGUCCI

Hiya

 

 

I'mDeadichiInside

Hello

 

 

KenmaKat

uh….Shoyo? Why am I in this group chat?

 

 

LittleGiant2.0

Because you’re my friend! And you don't like to talk much,

so I thought that you could ‘talk’ over this chat! :)

 

 

KenmaKat

Thanks Shoyo

 

 

 

Suckyshima 

I’m here, and I’m leaving.

 

 

-Suckyshima has left the group chat-

 

 

LittleGaint2.0

Tsukkiiiiiii

 

 

-LittleGiant2.0 added Suckyshima to the group chat-

 

 

LittleGaint2.0

Why did you leeeeeave???

 

 

 

Suckyshima

Because I deal with all of you shit heads enough during practice.

 

Suckyshima

The only one I don’t mind is Yamaguchi.

 

Suckyshima

I don't want to deal with

the rest of you blowing up my phone notifications

 

 

 

Sugamama

TSUKKI!!! LANGUAGE!!!

 

 

I'mDeadichiInside

Babe, you cuss all of the time at my place so don't even start telling off Tsukishima for it.

 

 

YamaGUCCI

One, Awwwww, Tsukki, you said you like me!!! Two, SUGA-SAN CUSSES?!?!

 

 

Suckyshima

Shut up Yamaguchi. I’m your boyfriend so of course I don’t mind you

 

 

YamaGUCCI

:))))))))

 

 

I'mDeadichiInside

To answer your second question, yeah he cusses quite a bit. It's alarming even.

 

 

TolVolleyBoy

I never viewed Suga as a person who would cuss. He always yells at me for calling Hinata a dumb ass

 

 

LittleGiant2.0

I am not a dumb ass!!! >:(

 

 

Suckyshima

You two are both dumb asses

 

 

Tanaka-senpai

Hahahaha! Yo suckyshima, what up with your username?!

 

 

Suckyshima

…...I lost a bet with Noya

 

 

RollingThunda!!

Damn right he did!! :)

 

 

YamaGUCCI

What bet did he lose?

 

 

RollingThunda!!

he bet me that I couldn’t do a Rolling Thunder blindfolded.

long story short, I did, he lost, so I got to change his username

to whatever I wanted :))))

 

 

Suckyshima

You barely won. If you hadn't extended your arm that extra inch

at the last second, you would have missed the ball

 

 

RollingThunda!!

WHATEVER. You’re just a sore loser S u k c y s h i m a.

 

 

I'mDeaichiInside

Okay, the team dad is breaking this up before a fight starts.

 

 

KenmaKat

If you’re the team dad, then who’s the team mom?

 

 

TolVolleyBoy

Who do you think

 

 

Sugamama

…..

 

 

KenmaKat

Right. Got it.

 

 

Jesus

Anyway…..why aren’t the other second years in this group chat?

 

 

I'mDeadichiInside

Nice username Asahi. And yeah, where are Ennoshita, Hisashi, and Kazuhito?

 

 

LittleGiant2.0

I asked if they wanted to be in the group chat and they

said they were okay. They are practicing to get into a really good college

on a volleyball scholarship so I decided not to add them because it would distract them.

 

 

Tanaka-senpai

Wait…..did anyone else notice the first part of that text?

 

 

Suckyshima

We had a fucking c h o i c e to be in the chat? I WANNA LEAVE

 

 

LittleGiant2.0

Are you practicing to get a volleyball scholarship?

 

 

Suckyshima

….no

 

 

LittleGiant2.0

Then stop whining and be social for once, Tsukki.

Instead of putting on your headphones and trying to act cool

 

 

RollingThunda!!

DAAAYYYMM. YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN?!

 

  

TolVolleyBoy

I’m proud of you babe, you finally threw shade correctly for once

 

 

Sugamama

Hinata’s growing up. It’s too soon! I don’t want my baby crow to leave the nest yet!

 

 

I'mDeadichiInside

Who knew the sun could be so salty.

 

 

Jesus

I can already tell this chat was a mistake.

 

 

Sugamama

The parents agree with you. I’m sitting next to Daichi on his bed.

He agrees, he’s just too lazy to type it out.

 

 

TolVolleyBoy

Says the one who thought this chat was a good idea at first

 

 

Sugamama

I will take away your extra practice privileges, I will. Don’t test me Tobio

 

 

TolVolleyBoy

IM SORRY SUGA-SENPAI

 

 

Sugamama

Thank you, much better

 

 

TolVolleyBoy

You aren't actually my mom you know

 

 

Sugamama

What did you say?

 

 

TolVolleyBoy 

Nothing

 

 

LittleGiant2.0

Kageyama, you act so tough, but once Suga threatens to take away volleyball,

you act like a little obedient puppy! :)

 

 

TolVolleyBoy

You’re one to talk dumbass. Do I need to bring up last Friday?

 

 

LittleGiant2.0

NO

 

 

KenmaKat

What happened last Friday?

 

 

LittleGiant2.0

We swore never to speak of it again

 

 

TolVolleyBoy

I found out that Hinata flunked a math test and he had to do anything

I wanted for me not to tell Suga to suspend him from the next practice match.

So I made him dress up like a maid and clean my room. It was very entertaining.

 

 

LittleGiant2.0

YAMA!!!! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN’T TELL ANYONE!!!

 

 

Sugamama

I won't even scold you for it this time, Hinata. You've obviously been through enough.

 

 

KenmaKat

It doesn’t sound that bad.

 

 

LittleGiant2.0

It wasn’t. But the thing that made it uncomfortable was that Kageyama

would always adjust his position around the room so he could see up the skirt.

He knew that I had boxers on, but it was still weird.

 

 

KenmaKat

O h

 

 

TolVolleyBoy

Am I not allowed to admire my pretty boyfriend?

 

 

LittleGiant2.0

Flattery won’t work this time Bakayama!!! >:(

 

 

KenmaKat

Okay, I can tell that this chat is going to get very uncomfortable very fast. I gotta go to practice so bye