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- Patton having a little internal panic whenever someone says ‘spider’ but when finished with ‘man’ he calms down otherwise he’s standing on the table and shouting at the others to kill it even if it’s non-existent

- yes, he loves the movies but he really wants to protect Peter Parker (who is getting younger by the movies ffs) and adopt him as his kiddo

- if he’s having a bad day watching Spider-Man never fails to cheer him up (and the other know this and use it to make him feel better)

- but when he watches it you’d think he was watching a horror movie, he hides his head in pillows/whoever is closest to him when a spider is actually on screen