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Friday, January 19th 2018, 10:13 PM

Momota Kaito added 15 others to New Group

Saihara Shuuichi: wait what

Momota Kaito: shit

Momota Kaito: thats not what i meant to do

Momota Kaito: hold on

Ouma Kokichi: too late

Momota Kaito: FUCK

Ouma Kokichi renamed New Group to The 79th Disaster

Hoshi Ryouma: look at what you’ve done Momota

Hoshi Ryouma: you’ve literally brought the devil to life

Ouma Kokichi: rude

Ouma Kokichi: r00d

Saihara Shuuichi: why

Akamatsu Kaede: what’s happening?

Akamatsu Kaede: oh.

Saihara Shuuichi: run Akamatsu-san

Saihara Shuuichi: run and never look back

Shinguuji Korekiyo: Oh my.

Yonaga Angie: ny’allo everyone!!!

Gokuhara Gonta: Hello everyone! Gonta is happy to see you all!

K1-B0: Hello Gonta, everyone else!

Akamatsu Kaede: the two cinnamon rolls have spoken.

Akamatsu Kaede: this chat has been blessed.

Ouma Kokichi changed their nickname to panta. just panta

Akamatsu Kaede: never mind.

panta. just panta: shut up

panta. just panta: you

panta. just panta: piano bitch

Amami Rantarou: settle down there kiddo

panta. just panta: FUCK YOU

Yumeno Himiko: why is that the first message i read

Chabashira Tenko: Tenko will protect you Yumeno!

Momota Kaito: thats not a situation that she’ll need protecting from but okay

Shinguuji Korekiyo: Amami, did you just call Ouma “kiddo”?

Amami Rantarou: yeah why

Harukawa Maki: because Ouma is no one’s kiddo

Harukawa Maki: he’s a little shit

panta. just panta: YOU WANNA GO BITCH

Momota Kaito: kick his ass babe

Akamatsu Kaede changed Momota Kaito’s nickname to kick his ass babe

Yonaga Angie: nyahahaha! angie thinks it works!

Chabashira Tenko: hissssss

Amami Rantarou: who invited a snake in here

Chabashira Tenko: HISSSSSS

kick his ass babe: akamatsu how could you

kick his ass babe: i thought i could trust you

Harukawa Maki: hey quick question can I kill Ouma

Harukawa Maki: and Akamatsu while I’m at it

Saihara Shuuichi: please don’t kill Akamatsu-san

Saihara Shuuichi: I think we’re all okay with Ouma getting killed though right

panta. just panta: what the hell saihara I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

panta. just panta: AND WHERE ARE MY HONORIFICS WHAT THE FUCK

Hoshi Ryouma: he literally gives zero shits about you ouma all of us do

kick his ass babe: OH SHIT HOSHI COMING IN HOT

Amami Rantarou: tennis man dishing out those spicy burns

Harukawa Maki: be right back

Yonaga Angie: go harukawa!!!!

Gokuhara Gonta: Gonta doesn’t know what Harukawa-san is doing, but I’m sure she can do it!

Shirogane Tsumugi changed their nickname to (^з^)-☆

(^з^)-☆: Go Harukawa-san!

Amami Rantarou: burn it

kick his ass babe: gonta where have you been harumaki’s going to go kick ouma’s ass

Gokuhara Gonta: Oh no! Violence isn’t good though!

K1-B0: I would agree, but this is Ouma we are talking about…

panta. just panta: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEUGIARELKSJGNDX

Shinguuji Korekiyo: Ouma…?

Yumeno Himiko: suspicious……….

Chabashira Tenko changed Yumeno Himiko’s nickname to the real mage!

Chabashira Tenko changed their nickname to the real aikido master!

the real aikido master!: Tenko hopes you like your nickname, Yumeno!

the real mage!:

the real mage!: it’s nice…

Toujou Kirumi: If I may ask, did Ouma do something in this chat that warranted Harukawa-san to drag an unconscious Ouma through the cafeteria and shove him into the cabinet beneath the sink?

Saihara Shuuichi: SHE DID WHAT NOW

Amami Rantarou: GHRUIEGAH;IREGIRE I’NM JSHITTIGN

kick his ass babe: YES GOOD

Shinguuji Korekiyo: How… interesting.

the real aikido master!: that degenerate deserved it!

Akamatsu Kaede: I’M SORRY WHAT?

kick his ass babe: mom you don’t happen to have footage of that, do you

Toujou Kirumi: Mind your own business, Momota-kun.

kick his ass babe: yes mom

(^з^)-☆ changed Toujou Kirumi’s nickname to mom

(^з^)-☆: Perfect!

mom: Thank you, Shirogane-san.

Harukawa Maki: i’m back

Harukawa Maki: i shoved Ouma into a cabinet in the kitchen

kick his ass babe: good job babe

kick his ass babe changed Harukawa Maki’s nickname to good job babe

good job babe changed their nickname to stop

stop: stop

Yonaga Angie: wait wait wait wait wait!!!

stop: what

Yonaga Angie: that means Ouma’s room is empty, right???

Shinguuji Korekiyo: If he has been stuffed into a cabinet, he cannot possibly be in his room.

Yonaga Angie: oh ho ho ho ho ho

Hoshi Ryouma: you sound like fucking santa claus

the real mage!: what the hell is a santa claus

Hoshi Ryouma: you’ve never heard of him?

the real mage!: no…….

Hoshi Ryouma: he’s like this guy in america that represents christmas

Hoshi Ryouma: really fat, has a long beard, says “ho ho ho” all the fucking time

the real mage! changed Hoshi Ryouma’s nickname to ho ho ho

ho ho ho: ffs

Shinguuji Korekiyo: Although, if I’m not mistaken, Santa Claus has elves working for him, doesn’t he?

ho ho ho: shinguuji no

the real mage! changed Hoshi Ryouma’s nickname to a literal elf

the real mage! changed Yonaga Angie’s nickname to hon hon hon

a literal elf: that’s even fucking worse thanks shinguuji

Shinguuji Korekiyo changed their nickname to demons

demons: You’re welcome, Hoshi-kun.

demons: Why did you change Angie’s nickname though?

the real mage!: she does her weird laughs and she’s foreign

the real mage!: it just kinda works i guess

panta. just panta: what if hope’s peak academy is just tryin gto make us into a cult

kick his ass babe: WHAT THE FUCK

the real aikido master!: a degenerate!

Saihara Shuuichi: DEAR GOD NO

demons: I was not anticipating you to speak, Ouma.

Akamatsu Kaede: OH JEEZ.

Amami Rantarou: when the hell did you wake up from harukawa’s assault

Amami Rantarou: but continue that thought

a literal elf: don’t encourage him you asshole

panta. just panta changed Amami Rantarou’s nickname to shsl cult leader

shsl cult leader: i’ve been exposed

panta. just panta: no but they made this mesaginsg system for a re ason right

panta. just panta: what if they want us to plan rituals and c reate satanic chants or smoething

demons: You must be rather delirious, Ouma.

panta. just panta: yeah the wdorl is spinning al ot and shit

Saihara Shuuichi: is that Ouma i can hear

mom: The voice that sounds drunk and is chanting “let us make a cult” over and over again? Yes, unfortunately.

kick his ass babe: don’t let him out mom

stop: yes

stop: leave him to die a lonely and painful death

stop: like he fucking deserves

shsl cult leader: oh shit busting out the big boy words now

panta. just panta: what if the founder of this scgool was a cult leader and we were all sxouted by cult leaders and all the researchers here are cult leadwrs and all our teachers are culr leaders. what if we’re all cult members, but we’re closwt cult members. what if this school exidts to fuel our dreams of forming cults and our class is supposed to be the cult™ because we hace the shsl cult leader

panta. just panta: just think about that guys. don’t your emember in the beginning of the chat how hoshi called me the devil. what if i am thd devil and you guys are supposed to be creating a cult based around mr and sacrificing things to me and performinh rituals in myn ame

panta. just panta renamed The 79th Disaster to The Cult™

Akamatsu Kaede: ouma.

panta. just panta: what is it tittymatsu

Akamatsu Kaede: did you get high or something what the heck is happening.

Akamatsu Kaede: how could you possibly think of stuff like this

kick his ass babe: yo this sounds like some game theory shit

the real mage!: T o D A y O n g A M e t H e o R Y

shsl cult leader: why did you make me read that

Akamatsu Kaede: that is one of the most visually horrifying things i’ve ever seen.

stop: no ouma is

shsl cult leader: OOOOOOOOOOOH GET REKT

kick his ass babe: SLAM DUNKED

Saihara Shuuichi: thank you Harukawa-san

Akamatsu Kaede: ^^^^^

panta. just panta: wow thanks guys feeling to the love

demons: “Feeling to the love”.

Akamatsu Kaede: feeling to the love.

shsl cult leader: feeling to the love

Saihara Shuuichi: feeling to the love

kick his ass babe: feeling to the love

panta. just panta: fucking to the love

a literal elf: that’s where i’m drawing the line

Gokuhara Gonta: What is “fucking to the love”?

a literal elf: THAT’S WHERE I’M DRAWING THE GODDAMN LINE

shsl cult leader: yeah draw that goddamn line hoshi

panta. just panta: mmm drawin g lines

panta. just panta: send pixs

Saihara Shuuichi: is no one going to point out how Ouma keeps sending typos

panta. just panta: i told you shyhara i’m fuckign hig

panta. just panta: h

(^з^)-☆: “hig” “h”

Akamatsu Kaede: mood.

Saihara Shuuichi: high from what

panta. just panta: unconsciousness

kick his ass babe: what the fuck

panta. just panta: okay okay but

panta. just panta: WAIT WHAT THE HELL

panta. just panta: ANGIE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM

hon hon hon: nyahahaha!!! angie hopes you like it!!!

hon hon hon: wait a minute

hon hon hon: WHO CHANGED ANGIE’S NAME

hon hon hon: KAMI-SAMA IS VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU

kick his ass babe: wait if he’s back in his room does that mean mom let him out

panta. just panta: i don’t nees no mim to let mr out

panta. just panta: me let melsefs out

demons: Hm.

demons: Incorrect.

panta. just panta: but anywaqys

the real aikido master!: HUREOAG

panta. just panta: ANGIE WHERET HE FUCK ARE YOIU

kick his ass babe: chabashira you good

the real aikido master! sent an image to The Cult™

kick his ass babe: WHA T

shsl cult leader: is

Saihara Shuuichi: DID SHE JUMP OUT OF OUMA’S WINDOW

panta. just panta: ANGIR WHAR THE FUKC

shsl cult leader: is that Angie literally hanging onto your window from the outside with her face squished against the glass

the real aikido master!: she said her knee hurts

the real aikido master!: and that i should let her in

kick his ass babe: WELL YEAH BECAUSE YOU SHOULD

the real aikido master!: but if Tenko opens the window she’ll fall

Akamatsu Kaede: i can hear her yelling “pull angie in”.

kick his ass babe: OW

Akamatsu Kaede: WHAT WAS THAT?

the real aikido master!: SHE BROKE THE WINDOW

the real mage!: ...oh thats what that noise was

a literal elf: my ears still hurt

the real aikido master!: TOUJOU-SAN SHE’S BLEEDING

the real aikido master!: A LOT

the real aikido master!: SHE’S NOT RESPONDING

the real mage!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUjTmTnnszk

shsl cult leader: YUMENO WHAT THE HELL

mom: ...I will be right there, Chabashira-san.

kick his ass babe: and there goes mom

demons: Nyoom.

(^з^)-☆: Like Sonic!

a literal elf: no

shsl cult leader: but wait ouma what did angie do to your room

panta. just panta: she ufckin

panta. just panta: mutilared it

panta. just panta: SHE DREWW A DICK O NMY BARTHROM DOOR

kick his ass babe: omfg

panta. just panta: THEREW’S PAIRNT ALL OVER MY BED AND WQALLS

stop: good job angie

panta. just panta: MOM HAELRP ME CLEARN THIS UP PLSSSSS ANGIE WASD MEAN TO ME WAAAAAAAAH

a literal elf: i’m literally going to kill myself

kick his ass babe: buddy you good

the real aikido master!: Toujou-san says she is not fixing your mess for you!

the real aikido master!: She says to go clean it up yourself!

the real aikido master!: Tenko agrees! Tenko says this is your problem!

shsl cult leader: ouma’s getting burned by mom and lesby

the real mage!: nah he’s getting roasted

the real mage!: to roasty toasty perfection

kick his ass babe: ROASTY TOASTY PERFECTION

Saihara Shuuichi: OHG AORSF I CAN’TF

Akamatsu Kaede: THESE TEARS ON MY FACE ARE REAL.

a literal elf: ouma marshmallows mmmmm

demons: What an… interesting way of phrasing it.

stop: yes let him burn in hell

kick his ass babe changed Akamatsu Kaede’s nickname to roasty

roasty: MOMOTA WHAT THE HELL.

kick his ass babe changed Saihara Shuuichi’s nickname to toasty

roasty: better but STILL WHY.

kick his ass babe changed stop’s nickname to perfection

perfection: oh my god

(^з^)-☆: Ahhhh look at these couple goals! My ships~!

perfection: Shirogane

(^з^)-☆: Please don’t kill me.

perfection: you’re tempting me

(^з^)-☆: I’M SORRY PLEASE DON’T KILL ME I STILL HAVE TO FINISH RWBY

toasty: ohm y gosh my nam e

toasty: Momota-kun this is your fault isn’t it

shsl cult leader: man look at those shsl detective powers

panta. just panta: bullshit pweors

Gokuhara Gonta: Gonta likes marshmallows! Gonta thinks Ouma looks like a marshmallow!

toasty: I

roasty: OH MY GOSH.

shsl cult leader changed panta. just panta’s nickname to marshmallow with a bottle of grape panta as a head

a literal elf: amami wtf

kick his ass babe: I CNA’T BREAHE

the real mage!: now we can really roast him to roasty toasty perfection

shsl cult leader: i take back everything i said about this chat being a disaster and a mistake

K1-B0: Amami-kun, my databanks can remember nothing about you saying this chat was a disaster or a mistake.

marshmallow with a bottle of grape panta as a head: fucirgn calledf out

shsl cult leader: shut up you marshmallow with a bottle of grape panta as a head

shsl cult leader: go clean your room or something

marshmallow with a bottle of grape panta as a head: yes cult leader i will go scrub thart dikc off mjy door

shsl cult leader: you know what

the real aikido master!: Good news! Yonaga-san will be fine!

the real aikido master!: However, Toujou-san insists we go to sleep soon! It is nearly 11 PM after all!

shsl cult leader: alright clean it up kiddos

(^з^)-☆: Since when did you become the leader character…?

the real mage!: death flags are rising… i can see them in the distance…

shsl cult leader: shut

shsl cult leader: go to bed kiddos

shsl cult leader: we have a big day of sacrifices ahead of us

Saturday, January 20th 2018, 3:02 AM

Iruma Miu: YO WHAT THE FUCK

Iruma Miu: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GONE

marshmallow with a bottle of grape panta as a head changed Iruma Miu’s nickname to fuckin virgin

marshmallow with a bottle of grape panta as a head: the slut shows her face

shsl cult leader: we’re a cult now, angie broke tenko’s window, and ouma got roasted to roasty toasty perfection

fuckin virgin changed their nickname to gettin that pussy

gettin that pussy: i can fuckin roll with that

gettin that pussy: especially the cult part

shsl cult leader: cult complete

shsl cult leader: commencing sacrifice

marshmallow with a bottle of grape panta as a head: wtf amami we didn’t agree to do a sacrifice so soon

gettin that pussy: we can just sacrifice you

shsl cult leader: exactly

marshmallow with a bottle of grape panta as a head: WTF AMAMI

shsl cult leader: just remind me to tell harukawa tomorrow

shsl cult leader: or today

shsl cult leader: i don’t even know anymore