Friday, January 19th 2018, 10:13 PM
Momota Kaito added 15 others to New Group
Momota Kaito: shit
Momota Kaito: thats not what i meant to do
Momota Kaito: hold on
Ouma Kokichi: too late
Momota Kaito: FUCK
Ouma Kokichi renamed New Group to The 79th Disaster
Hoshi Ryouma: you’ve literally brought the devil to life
Ouma Kokichi: rude
Ouma Kokichi: r00d
Saihara Shuuichi: why
Akamatsu Kaede: what’s happening?
Akamatsu Kaede: oh.
Saihara Shuuichi: run Akamatsu-san
Saihara Shuuichi: run and never look back
Shinguuji Korekiyo: Oh my.
Yonaga Angie: ny’allo everyone!!!
Gokuhara Gonta: Hello everyone! Gonta is happy to see you all!
K1-B0: Hello Gonta, everyone else!
Akamatsu Kaede: the two cinnamon rolls have spoken.
Akamatsu Kaede: this chat has been blessed.
Ouma Kokichi changed their nickname to panta. just panta
panta. just panta: shut up
panta. just panta: you
panta. just panta: piano bitch
Amami Rantarou: settle down there kiddo
panta. just panta: FUCK YOU
Yumeno Himiko: why is that the first message i read
Chabashira Tenko: Tenko will protect you Yumeno!
Momota Kaito: thats not a situation that she’ll need protecting from but okay
Shinguuji Korekiyo: Amami, did you just call Ouma “kiddo”?
Amami Rantarou: yeah why
Harukawa Maki: because Ouma is no one’s kiddo
Harukawa Maki: he’s a little shit
panta. just panta: YOU WANNA GO BITCH
Momota Kaito: kick his ass babe
Akamatsu Kaede changed Momota Kaito’s nickname to kick his ass babe
Chabashira Tenko: hissssss
Amami Rantarou: who invited a snake in here
Chabashira Tenko: HISSSSSS
kick his ass babe: akamatsu how could you
kick his ass babe: i thought i could trust you
Harukawa Maki: hey quick question can I kill Ouma
Harukawa Maki: and Akamatsu while I’m at it
Saihara Shuuichi: please don’t kill Akamatsu-san
Saihara Shuuichi: I think we’re all okay with Ouma getting killed though right
panta. just panta: what the hell saihara I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
panta. just panta: AND WHERE ARE MY HONORIFICS WHAT THE FUCK
Hoshi Ryouma: he literally gives zero shits about you ouma all of us do
kick his ass babe: OH SHIT HOSHI COMING IN HOT
Amami Rantarou: tennis man dishing out those spicy burns
Harukawa Maki: be right back
Yonaga Angie: go harukawa!!!!
Gokuhara Gonta: Gonta doesn’t know what Harukawa-san is doing, but I’m sure she can do it!
Shirogane Tsumugi changed their nickname to (^з^)-☆
Amami Rantarou: burn it
kick his ass babe: gonta where have you been harumaki’s going to go kick ouma’s ass
Gokuhara Gonta: Oh no! Violence isn’t good though!
K1-B0: I would agree, but this is Ouma we are talking about…
panta. just panta: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEUGIARELKSJGNDX
Shinguuji Korekiyo: Ouma…?
Yumeno Himiko: suspicious……….
Chabashira Tenko changed Yumeno Himiko’s nickname to the real mage!
Chabashira Tenko changed their nickname to the real aikido master!
the real mage!: …
the real mage!: it’s nice…
Toujou Kirumi: If I may ask, did Ouma do something in this chat that warranted Harukawa-san to drag an unconscious Ouma through the cafeteria and shove him into the cabinet beneath the sink?
Saihara Shuuichi: SHE DID WHAT NOW
Amami Rantarou: GHRUIEGAH;IREGIRE I’NM JSHITTIGN
kick his ass babe: YES GOOD
Shinguuji Korekiyo: How… interesting.
the real aikido master!: that degenerate deserved it!
Akamatsu Kaede: I’M SORRY WHAT?
kick his ass babe: mom you don’t happen to have footage of that, do you
Toujou Kirumi: Mind your own business, Momota-kun.
kick his ass babe: yes mom
(^з^)-☆ changed Toujou Kirumi’s nickname to mom
mom: Thank you, Shirogane-san.
Harukawa Maki: i’m back
Harukawa Maki: i shoved Ouma into a cabinet in the kitchen
kick his ass babe: good job babe
kick his ass babe changed Harukawa Maki’s nickname to good job babe
good job babe changed their nickname to stop
Yonaga Angie: wait wait wait wait wait!!!
Yonaga Angie: that means Ouma’s room is empty, right???
Shinguuji Korekiyo: If he has been stuffed into a cabinet, he cannot possibly be in his room.
Yonaga Angie: oh ho ho ho ho ho
Hoshi Ryouma: you sound like fucking santa claus
the real mage!: what the hell is a santa claus
Hoshi Ryouma: you’ve never heard of him?
the real mage!: no…….
Hoshi Ryouma: he’s like this guy in america that represents christmas
Hoshi Ryouma: really fat, has a long beard, says “ho ho ho” all the fucking time
the real mage! changed Hoshi Ryouma’s nickname to ho ho ho
Shinguuji Korekiyo: Although, if I’m not mistaken, Santa Claus has elves working for him, doesn’t he?
ho ho ho: shinguuji no
the real mage! changed Hoshi Ryouma’s nickname to a literal elf
the real mage! changed Yonaga Angie’s nickname to hon hon hon
Shinguuji Korekiyo changed their nickname to demons
demons: Why did you change Angie’s nickname though?
the real mage!: she does her weird laughs and she’s foreign
the real mage!: it just kinda works i guess
panta. just panta: what if hope’s peak academy is just tryin gto make us into a cult
kick his ass babe: WHAT THE FUCK
the real aikido master!: a degenerate!
Saihara Shuuichi: DEAR GOD NO
demons: I was not anticipating you to speak, Ouma.
Akamatsu Kaede: OH JEEZ.
Amami Rantarou: when the hell did you wake up from harukawa’s assault
Amami Rantarou: but continue that thought
a literal elf: don’t encourage him you asshole
panta. just panta changed Amami Rantarou’s nickname to shsl cult leader
panta. just panta: no but they made this mesaginsg system for a re ason right
panta. just panta: what if they want us to plan rituals and c reate satanic chants or smoething
demons: You must be rather delirious, Ouma.
panta. just panta: yeah the wdorl is spinning al ot and shit
Saihara Shuuichi: is that Ouma i can hear
mom: The voice that sounds drunk and is chanting “let us make a cult” over and over again? Yes, unfortunately.
kick his ass babe: don’t let him out mom
stop: leave him to die a lonely and painful death
stop: like he fucking deserves
shsl cult leader: oh shit busting out the big boy words now
panta. just panta: what if the founder of this scgool was a cult leader and we were all sxouted by cult leaders and all the researchers here are cult leadwrs and all our teachers are culr leaders. what if we’re all cult members, but we’re closwt cult members. what if this school exidts to fuel our dreams of forming cults and our class is supposed to be the cult™ because we hace the shsl cult leader
panta. just panta: just think about that guys. don’t your emember in the beginning of the chat how hoshi called me the devil. what if i am thd devil and you guys are supposed to be creating a cult based around mr and sacrificing things to me and performinh rituals in myn ame
panta. just panta renamed The 79th Disaster to The Cult™
panta. just panta: what is it tittymatsu
Akamatsu Kaede: did you get high or something what the heck is happening.
Akamatsu Kaede: how could you possibly think of stuff like this
kick his ass babe: yo this sounds like some game theory shit
the real mage!: T o D A y O n g A M e t H e o R Y
shsl cult leader: why did you make me read that
Akamatsu Kaede: that is one of the most visually horrifying things i’ve ever seen.
stop: no ouma is
shsl cult leader: OOOOOOOOOOOH GET REKT
kick his ass babe: SLAM DUNKED
Saihara Shuuichi: thank you Harukawa-san
Akamatsu Kaede: ^^^^^
panta. just panta: wow thanks guys feeling to the love
demons: “Feeling to the love”.
Akamatsu Kaede: feeling to the love.
shsl cult leader: feeling to the love
Saihara Shuuichi: feeling to the love
kick his ass babe: feeling to the love
panta. just panta: fucking to the love
a literal elf: that’s where i’m drawing the line
Gokuhara Gonta: What is “fucking to the love”?
a literal elf: THAT’S WHERE I’M DRAWING THE GODDAMN LINE
shsl cult leader: yeah draw that goddamn line hoshi
panta. just panta: mmm drawin g lines
panta. just panta: send pixs
Saihara Shuuichi: is no one going to point out how Ouma keeps sending typos
panta. just panta: i told you shyhara i’m fuckign hig
panta. just panta: h
(^з^)-☆: “hig” “h”
Akamatsu Kaede: mood.
Saihara Shuuichi: high from what
panta. just panta: unconsciousness
kick his ass babe: what the fuck
panta. just panta: okay okay but
panta. just panta: WAIT WHAT THE HELL
panta. just panta: ANGIE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM
hon hon hon: nyahahaha!!! angie hopes you like it!!!
hon hon hon: wait a minute
hon hon hon: WHO CHANGED ANGIE’S NAME
hon hon hon: KAMI-SAMA IS VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
kick his ass babe: wait if he’s back in his room does that mean mom let him out
panta. just panta: i don’t nees no mim to let mr out
panta. just panta: me let melsefs out
panta. just panta: but anywaqys
the real aikido master!: HUREOAG
panta. just panta: ANGIE WHERET HE FUCK ARE YOIU
kick his ass babe: chabashira you good
the real aikido master! sent an image to The Cult™
shsl cult leader: is
Saihara Shuuichi: DID SHE JUMP OUT OF OUMA’S WINDOW
panta. just panta: ANGIR WHAR THE FUKC
shsl cult leader: is that Angie literally hanging onto your window from the outside with her face squished against the glass
the real aikido master!: she said her knee hurts
the real aikido master!: and that i should let her in
kick his ass babe: WELL YEAH BECAUSE YOU SHOULD
the real aikido master!: but if Tenko opens the window she’ll fall
Akamatsu Kaede: i can hear her yelling “pull angie in”.
kick his ass babe: OW
Akamatsu Kaede: WHAT WAS THAT?
the real aikido master!: SHE BROKE THE WINDOW
the real mage!: ...oh thats what that noise was
a literal elf: my ears still hurt
the real aikido master!: TOUJOU-SAN SHE’S BLEEDING
the real aikido master!: A LOT
the real aikido master!: SHE’S NOT RESPONDING
the real mage!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUjTmTnnszk
shsl cult leader: YUMENO WHAT THE HELL
mom: ...I will be right there, Chabashira-san.
kick his ass babe: and there goes mom
(^з^)-☆: Like Sonic!
a literal elf: no
shsl cult leader: but wait ouma what did angie do to your room
panta. just panta: she ufckin
panta. just panta: mutilared it
panta. just panta: SHE DREWW A DICK O NMY BARTHROM DOOR
kick his ass babe: omfg
panta. just panta: THEREW’S PAIRNT ALL OVER MY BED AND WQALLS
stop: good job angie
panta. just panta: MOM HAELRP ME CLEARN THIS UP PLSSSSS ANGIE WASD MEAN TO ME WAAAAAAAAH
a literal elf: i’m literally going to kill myself
kick his ass babe: buddy you good
the real aikido master!: Toujou-san says she is not fixing your mess for you!
the real aikido master!: She says to go clean it up yourself!
the real aikido master!: Tenko agrees! Tenko says this is your problem!
shsl cult leader: ouma’s getting burned by mom and lesby
the real mage!: nah he’s getting roasted
the real mage!: to roasty toasty perfection
kick his ass babe: ROASTY TOASTY PERFECTION
Saihara Shuuichi: OHG AORSF I CAN’TF
Akamatsu Kaede: THESE TEARS ON MY FACE ARE REAL.
a literal elf: ouma marshmallows mmmmm
demons: What an… interesting way of phrasing it.
stop: yes let him burn in hell
kick his ass babe changed Akamatsu Kaede’s nickname to roasty
kick his ass babe changed Saihara Shuuichi’s nickname to toasty
kick his ass babe changed stop’s nickname to perfection
(^з^)-☆: Ahhhh look at these couple goals! My ships~!
(^з^)-☆: Please don’t kill me.
perfection: you’re tempting me
(^з^)-☆: I’M SORRY PLEASE DON’T KILL ME I STILL HAVE TO FINISH RWBY
toasty: ohm y gosh my nam e
toasty: Momota-kun this is your fault isn’t it
shsl cult leader: man look at those shsl detective powers
panta. just panta: bullshit pweors
Gokuhara Gonta: Gonta likes marshmallows! Gonta thinks Ouma looks like a marshmallow!
roasty: OH MY GOSH.
shsl cult leader changed panta. just panta’s nickname to marshmallow with a bottle of grape panta as a head
kick his ass babe: I CNA’T BREAHE
the real mage!: now we can really roast him to roasty toasty perfection
shsl cult leader: i take back everything i said about this chat being a disaster and a mistake
K1-B0: Amami-kun, my databanks can remember nothing about you saying this chat was a disaster or a mistake.
marshmallow with a bottle of grape panta as a head: fucirgn calledf out
shsl cult leader: shut up you marshmallow with a bottle of grape panta as a head
shsl cult leader: go clean your room or something
marshmallow with a bottle of grape panta as a head: yes cult leader i will go scrub thart dikc off mjy door
shsl cult leader: you know what
the real aikido master!: Good news! Yonaga-san will be fine!
the real aikido master!: However, Toujou-san insists we go to sleep soon! It is nearly 11 PM after all!
shsl cult leader: alright clean it up kiddos
(^з^)-☆: Since when did you become the leader character…?
the real mage!: death flags are rising… i can see them in the distance…
shsl cult leader: shut
shsl cult leader: go to bed kiddos
shsl cult leader: we have a big day of sacrifices ahead of us
Saturday, January 20th 2018, 3:02 AM
Iruma Miu: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GONE
marshmallow with a bottle of grape panta as a head changed Iruma Miu’s nickname to fuckin virgin
shsl cult leader: we’re a cult now, angie broke tenko’s window, and ouma got roasted to roasty toasty perfection
fuckin virgin changed their nickname to gettin that pussy
gettin that pussy: especially the cult part
shsl cult leader: cult complete
shsl cult leader: commencing sacrifice
marshmallow with a bottle of grape panta as a head: wtf amami we didn’t agree to do a sacrifice so soon
gettin that pussy: we can just sacrifice you
shsl cult leader: exactly
marshmallow with a bottle of grape panta as a head: WTF AMAMI
shsl cult leader: just remind me to tell harukawa tomorrow
shsl cult leader: or today
shsl cult leader: i don’t even know anymore