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Alfred Alfer Kills Himself

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Arthur had never considered himself a monster, and felt justified in his life choices. Nobody ever really took him seriously. Not his family, not his friends. Not a single soul in Elwood. They may love him, and care for him, but when it came down to it, he knew that he was just a prop to make the Read family look good.

So why take himself seriously? What, exactly, was the point?

Why do so, when he can indulge in his passion.

He took out his Google Pixel 2 and went onto YouTube. He shifted through his recommended list full of slutty white girl dancing videos and David Duke tributes, until he found his favourite video, Emily Youcis Fucks Shitlib Feminazi Mary the Moo Cow With a Red MAGA-themed Bad Dragon Strap-on Dildo (GONE SEXUAL). His parents had no clue about his recently acquired tastes in music and political views, or else they would've never allowed him to have his brand new Google Pixel 2 right in the palm of his hand. He could feel his hand getting greasy already, just from holding his phone. Suddenly, the all too familiar Crazy Bus theme started playing from his phone. He set the phone on the table, using one of those plastic animal thingies that helps prop up your phone on it.

Then he began his daily Crazy Bus twerk sesh'. He had learned to gyrate every time Mary the Moo Cow coughs up her own bile, and to bring 'dat ass up and down whenever the demented, grinning Alt-Right rapist's jugs bounced, or whenever she spoke in German or Korean. Arthur never understood the teasing and bullying that all his peers gave him, having stopped considering them as friends a long time ago. Of course he wasn't gay. He's not Binky, after all. Now Binky's a real gay, with real gay passions (he likes reading the Twilight novels while listening to Paul Lekakis while wearing his stylish black leggings on a Sunday morning, just to give an example.)

Arthur, however, was different. He was born different. He was born a twerking machine.

If only D.W. took him seriously . . .


hEY KIDS!

Kidders!

It's finally time, I repeat, it is FINALLY TIME!

When u gotta get that nut but you cant gt itoh fuck I MISSED

meeeeeeee :( :( :(

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HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS!

GODDAMMIT!


kay u guys, You probly wont read this, but just incase anyone wants to, It's part one of this script I wrote in Mr Nawa's class starMr Nawa's class staring PD and Alfred. Actually, PD's original name was Phat Dawg when I created him a long time ago, bu

kay u guys, You probly wont read anyone wants to, It's part one of this script I wrote in Mr Nawa's class staring PD and Alfred. Actually, PD's original naAlfred. Actually, PD's original PD's original name was Phat Dawg when I created him a long time ago, bu

fucking crap i mddid not mean to do this!

heyy friends!

Remembe when the Arthur section was bout arthur turning into a retard instead of a roboted retard four year old SEX GOD?

wait fucki remember now i dont live in this world.

.

never

ever

have

.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSS WATS GOIN DOOOOOOWN.

"One day, Arthur woke up. `I am Arthur,` said Arthur, destroyer of canon and raper of Phat Dawg, `don'ttouch my penis it is asexual and only responds t Usher AND NOT USHIO SO FUCK YOU DARFUR MAXX YOU BIRDASS RENIGGER!`"

hAHA I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION TRAVIS OF COURSE IN MATTER OF FUCKING ASS HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no it's no a paody

"Arthur decides that he really super fucking hated D.W. because she is a brat and broke his penis- I MEANT PLANE JESUSS FUCKIGN GOD! hE broke his PLANENIS and stabbed Pal's butthole."

Haha not good enough for you, huh? Not good enough for even a fucing spamHUHYHUUH?/?

I love carpet. . . . i love desk. . . . I love lamp... .I love lamp.

Too ba they'll never love me :')

"Arthur murdered D.W. as well as all of the other animal people and has become a Bionic Bunny villian, except Alt-Right and severely depressed. Nobody will ever love him or want to be his friend."

Just like Alfred Alfer.

The pistachio dog that sometimes shows up in the kancolle browser game when you keep poking damaged Ryuujou. Not the one created by that UN-liberal SHITHEAD TRAITOR TO TUMBLR.

IN FACT LET'S FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF MEAN THINGS PEEPPOLES ARE A SAYIN YAAAAASSSSSSSUHHHH!

I WILL TYPEP IN THTESE MAGIC WORDS OF BITCH INTO google:

# 1 "emily youcis racist scumfuck"

The first result, I mean VERY FIRST FUCKING RESULT IS FROM /POL/ GOD FUCK

tfw your livestream gets better after they build a wall
Anonymous ID:2dZM132G Sun 29 Jan 2017 02:34:49 No.109718233 Report

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Good, thanks to her, you are no longer white.

Anonymous ID:RqCOF60b Sun 29 Jan 2017 02:32:46 No.109717835 Report

this cunt's voice is really disturbing

Anonymous ID:Krk8Opqt Sun 29 Jan 2017 02:36:16 No.109718505 Report

Quoted By: 109718850

THE QT EMILY YOUCIS

EMILY YOUCIS IS HERE

Anonymous ID:dLsy2sZ+ Sun 29 Jan 2017 02:37:01 No.109718654 Report

Oh thanks bitch now i need to masturbate.

Anonymous ID:f+kJUeve Sun 29 Jan 2017 02:37:02 No.109718656 Report

Quoted By: 109718769

that moaning

Anonymous ID:lKG2f2f5 Sun 29 Jan 2017 02:37:28 No.109718745 Report

109718584

Fuck that shill. I rather do it with the qt tinygirl

Anonymous ID:qabRlgiQ Sun 29 Jan 2017 02:38:39 No.109718944 Report

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The loopfu said "goodbye" last time... Maybe she won't come back

muslim-ish kids trying to redpill

...

Go allahu ackbar yourselves

Anonymous ID:95FUBYDF Sun 29 Jan 2017 02:38:46 No.109718959 Report

COME BACK GLASSES GIRL.

TELL US LIKE THAT AGAIN

Anonymous ID:zYFdAot2 Sun 29 Jan 2017 02:40:51 No.109719343 Report

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Sam Hyde came and destroyed the stream so bad they altered the format.

Anonymous ID:vrNgkyaq Sun 29 Jan 2017 02:40:53 No.109719345 Report

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That fucking jew is there again in the background with another sign.

REEEEE KILL THE SCUM

Anonymous ID:sKe7mXAF Sun 29 Jan 2017 02:40:57 No.109719348 Report

109719121

I cant tell if that's Youcis or Venti

Anonymous ID:NV+jUki5 Sun 29 Jan 2017 02:45:19 No.109720068 Report

this bitch again? fuck off already dumb cunt

Anonymous ID:uP9tzmOr Sun 29 Jan 2017 02:45:39 No.109720125 Report

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pack of sandniggers will descend upon her and rape her

Anonymous ID:G3VLLH/x Sun 29 Jan 2017 02:45:41 No.109720126 Report

Quoted By: 109720398

so wait, they set up a queue now?

Anonymous ID:ppVCCF7H Sun 29 Jan 2017 03:00:01 No.109722557 Report

She'll be redpilled before long lads.

AWWW POOR BABY!