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hoeseok
ive been thinking


suqua
i dont wanna hear it


hoeseok
that maybe

JUST maybe


suqua
pls stop


hoeseok
that for one second the universe might actually be up to something


suqua
you mean fate


hoeseok
no i meant universe

i dont believe in fate


suqua
yeah and i dont believe in true love

srsly hoseok why am i still dating you


hoeseok
you don't believe in true love yet here you are loving me and my fine piece of ass

sure yoongi sure


suqua
weren't you talking abt fate?


hoeseok
no-

its universe

so i was saying

i think the universe is up to something

maybe an asteroid would hit earth and then we all die


suqua
if your goal is to scare me then youre doing a great job


hoeseok
im serious !!

i swear i have this really strange feeling that something would happen


momomonie
guys

i think i have a crush


hoeseok
hallelujah what did i tell you yoongi

i was right :)


suqua
so your comparison of an asteroid hitting earth and namjoon declaring that he finally has a crush for the first time in years is the end of the

wait

what

WHAT


momomonie
i think

i have a crush

i think okay

just i think


suqua
YOU THINK

dUDE WTH THIS IS LIKE A MIRACLE

WHO IS IT


momomonie
haha

uhm well

i don't want to tell


hoeseok
ok you have got to be kidding me

i know the universe is up to something and that means you having a crush

but you not telling us abt this crush of yours is just plain cruel :(


momomonie
you'll just judge my standards

its always like that


suqua
the only thing me and my sunshine judge abt you is your choice of fashion

baggy pants, jesus sandals and loosed shirt is just mehhhhh


momomonie
technically i wore those bc i like them and i'm comfortable with them

which means that you are judging my standards to whatever i like

thus i conclude that you WILL judge who my crush actually is


hoeseok
dont drag your experimental language into this gc

ive had enough of science headaches for one day


suqua
srsly joon

we're your bestfriends

like forever since diaper days

i know it sounds humanely impossible cuz we're from three diff districts but come on


momomonie
kabxjahbdsahhxs

fine

you know kim seokjin?


suqua
....

can i just make a comment?


hoeseok
OMG

the KIM SEOKJIN??

wait everyone knows kim seokjin

ofc we know


momomonie
a comment that's meant to judge my standards in men

OFC you can thank you so very much


suqua
i'll take that as a sarcasm but out of all the people?

he's a narcissistic son of a bell


hoeseok
you gotta do better than that yoongi


suqua
i'm trying here

religion is def not the subject im supposed to enter in but teachers are such asses


momomonie
i don't actually think that he's... narcissistic??


hoeseok
"i'm the most handsome guy between me and my circle of friends"

"oh people would def faint once they catch my flying kisses"


momomonie
i thought you're on my side?


hoeseok
never said i am :)


momomonie
look

he just has self-esteem


suqua
which you dont have

but might as well take some from him


momomonie
but i think he's just really sweet okay?

i mean

deep down?


hoeseok
have you talked to him though?

how could you tell that he's sweet?


momomonie
i bumped to him earlier on my way to maths class


suqua
of course you are


momomonie
shut up i'm trying to tell a story

anyway yes we bumped into each other

as cliche as it is but for some goddamn reason my books flew out of my hands and ended up on the ground


hoeseok
i'm honestly not surprised by this


momomonie
do you want me to continue or not?


hoeseok
yes pls continue


momomonie
i was too scared to even look up at him bc he's like "the most popular guy" in the university and i just had to have a bad day that made me bump into him

he helped me though

he even apologized to me

told me "i'm so sorry i wasn't looking right where i was going. i'll be careful next time" and flashed me that very cute and small smile

took me a minute to realize that he has full PLUMP lips

suqua
sooo

thats your definition of sweet?


momomonie
and saying those sentences before makes it your definition of an asshole?


suqua
ok fine he's not an asshole

but still a narcissist

hoeseok
i'm still processing with the fact that you finally had a crush namjoon


momomonie
which i am pretty sure wouldn't happen and work


hoeseok
ok now thats so low of you :c

you should let him teach you some lessons

tell him that his self-esteem is too much so he has to share with you since yours is a negative one-hundred no doubt


momomonie
rude much?


hoeseok
it's true joon

you're so innocent and sweet i don't get why you see yourself as ugly

you take really good pictures

even better than yoongi

you're also good at writing song lyrics and compose

even better than yoongi

yOUR DIMPLES ARE EVEN ILLEGAL WTH

PLS SMILE MORE OFTEN SO THAT I HAVE A REASON TO WAKE UP EARLY IN THE MORNING


suqua
are you even dating me or do you just want to date namjoon

even my gummy smile is nothing compared to his dimples???


hoeseok
you know i'm doing this to make joon feel better


momomonie
i really do appreciate it hoseok but

this is just a crush?

suqua
first crush since birth tbvh


momomonie
and i'm 100% sure there's no chance for me to interact with him again?


hoeseok
i aint accepting that excuse

one who doesnt appreciate your beauty is alr at the top of my death list


suqua
and blind list for me

as much as i hate it that you liked the guy

even if he loves to brag abt his looks


hoeseok
he's actually really handsome yoongi

dont even deny that


suqua
yeah yeah

a handsome narcissist

even if he's like that, that doesnt stop me from wanting you to actually approach him

i mean

this is your FIRST CRUSH we're talking abt

honestly i think he should be honored


momomonie
yeah and first loves tend to be the most painful


suqua
that is IF you are together already which im sure you both aren't yet


momomonie
he's basically a somebody yoongi and i'm a nobody

i have poor fashion taste

i only love to read and study and compose and write song lyrics

i'm not a funny person to begin with

and god forbid i'd survive a day without breaking something


hoeseok
ok there are a few changes around here

1) you don't have a poor fashion taste. me and yoongi are just messing with you

2) what's wrong with being a nerd? you're a cute and sexy nerd

3) you are literally a SOMEBODY for pete's sakes

4) and yeah i can't really help if you're prone to destroying things


momomonie
: (

see? i'm such an uncool teen

i knew i don't have a chance with him in the first place


suqua
now don't be so hard on yourself

TALK TO HIM

that's the only way okay?


momomonie
you know i'm not the type to start conversations


suqua
and so do i but look where i ended up?

having a beautiful and kind boyfriend

who is also a pervert at times


hoeseok
give me a break babe :(


suqua
i am

now srsly joon

give it a chance and talk


momomonie
i 100% believe that nothing would happen and just assume that i'm just a random stalker who wants to date him


suqua
oh god you are so stubborn

he WILL remember you

everyone who gets so see your face would remember you

i mean

look at me


momomonie
the only reason that we even met is because of hoseok

and the reason why i met hoseok is because i forgot my maths notebook at class and he's the one who kept it

thank god i don't have scribbles of anyone's names at that time


hoeseok
its bc you dont have a crush

oh shit i was in a maths class?

ew, definitely ew

and you look so straight i actually have to bend over my aching back pain

momomonie
you're exaggerating


hoeseok
not until i found out you're asexual

but then you proved to us, me in particular, wrong because apparently you finally had a crush

i knew the universe has something to do with this


momomonie
again

this is just no big deal

its just a happy crush that would go away

there's no way there'd be any event that would have me to encounter him ever again

i might just be watching him from the sidelines as he plays archery at the sports festival


suqua
now that you mention it

momomonie
definitely not


suqua
we ARE lacking one more member in archery


momomonie
the answer is no


suqua
now you're just ruining my plan


momomonie
i never agreed to be a part of it in the first place so put your turning gears off this instant


suqua
you can't stop me


momomonie
you left your kumamon plushie here

do you still want this back?


suqua
i'll reconsider my choice of plans


hoeseok
but joonie :(

this is like something you should actually do something about


momomonie
not worth it

i mean yeah he's handsome and sweet

he really looks like a god

even better than aphrodite

and his voice is just freaking perfect

and his shoulders are just so wide i want to encircle my arms around them

and his lips are so freaking plump wth

okay fine yes i have a crush like a huge one at that

but i'm more than sure that it would go away

and that he sees me nothing more than just a normal student who accidentally bumped into him


suqua
it's actually him bumping into you but fine

and no i still believe that there's a chance

i won't give up on this joon

you WILL do something about this

this is something i've been waiting for you to have all these years

for once in your life let yourself feel what it feels like to have a crush


momomonie
you mean to make me feel the heartbreak and pain because you know there's no chance that his feelings would be mutual to mine

i got that crystal clear


hoeseok
when will you stop being a pessimist honestly

i miss the philosphical kim namjoon


momomonie
he's busy as of the moment


hoeseok
i hate your philosophy schedules

but i think seokjin would love that

everyone loves to hear deep things in life


momomonie
having existential crisis isn't something everyone wants to hear ya know


hoeseok
i know but sometimes people started to think about it as well?

i mean i started to think why humans have to be at the top of the food chain and not apes who are the most similar species we can compare to ourselves on earth


suqua
what hoseok is trying say is that maybe you should start a conversation with him

try to say hi


momomonie
as if it's easy

i don't even know what topic he and i should talk about

how earth works?

why are there colors in the first place?

is everything just in our imagination and we're just having a dream? and that when we wake up we're actually not who we are in our dreams?

i think he'll block me the moment i even asked him why do we have to live in colors and not just plain black and white


hoeseok
i'm pretty sure it's because of headache

even i am starting to get one when you mentioned those

fuck now i'm starting to think why


suqua
jesus christ okay

we'll help you

i'm pretty sure he'll remember you


momomonie
i srsly doubt that

 


 

pinkseok
okay listen

i know you guys are probably overprotective around the people whom i'm hanging around with

but can i just contact one person?

i just bumped to a guy earlier

and i honestly think i saw an angel

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pinkseok
okay listen

i know you guys are probably overprotective around the people whom i'm hanging around with

but can i just contact one person?

i just bumped to a guy earlier

and i honestly think i saw an angel


bunkook
so you're telling us that you saw a stranger whom bumped you "accidentally"

and then saw him to be handsome enough for you to call him angel

and now you wanted to like send him a message?

 

chimcheroo
i worked hard to protect you hyung

pls don't ruin it for me just bc you saw an "angel"

 

pinkseok
you saw taehyung and told me he looks like an angel but did i complained?

i think not

 

taebae
aw jimin really?

 

chimcheroo
.... we agreed not to talk about this hyung

 

taebae
it's okay babe i love you too

 

chimcheroo
!!!!!!

my weak ass heart can't handle this

 

bunkook
yea and my impatient ass can't wait for you two to shut up and let hyung speak

 

pinkseok
tysm kookie

so anyway

can i?

 

chimcheroo
my answer still stands proudly hyung

that is a no from me

like what kookie said

he bumped into you "acidentally"

what if he was planning this all along?

i can't deal with an another asshole who only wants to talk to you bc you're popular, handsome and is the son of the CEO who makes phones that more than half of the entire students in the university own

 

taebae
and us three really don't want you to get hurt :(

 

pinkseok
i appreciate your concerns

but to put it correctly

"i" was the one who bumped into him accidentally

he was actually walking straight ahead and i was so busy looking at the cook book

i swore i saw him trying to avoid me but then shit happens and we ended up on the floor with both are books on the floor as well

 

bunkook
apparently i'm on the floor too bc you wanted to talk to him

i'll defend jimin's decision

my answer is a no

 

pinkseok
you three little brats

when will you ever give me the social life i deserve

i didn't deserve to be locked in a box

 

chimcheroo
and you didn't deserved to be treated like that

only talking to you bc of your reputation?

bc you have good looks?

bc unfortunately the whole university is raided by hungry social climbers?

 

pinkseok
jimin please

that was 3 years ago

 

chimcheroo
and it's still clear before my eyes

just by thinking all those boys who tricked you makes me want to skin them alive

all of them

 

taebae
i might not be as brutal as jiminnie but i agree with him in a whole different level

maybe i'd go with just putting them in the meat grinder ^^

 

bunkook
yours is way more sadistic than jimin's yk

 

taebae
i don't?

 

pinkseok
he looks so innocent okay

an angel

A N G E L

 

bunkook
we know the spelling

yes we get it

 

pinkseok
not the point kookie

 

i meant that he seems innocent

 

chimcheroo
keyword: seems

 

pinkseok
keyword: "is" innocent

 

chimcheroo
me and tae are still not convinced

 

pinkseok
for christ's sakes

am i supposed to be the one to be THIS protective?

am i not the oldest among the four of us?

 

taebae
well

attitude and personality speaking

no you're really not the oldest among us

 

pinkseok
and just when i thought you're on my side

 

bunkook
we just want the best for you hyung

you know that

 

pinkseok
yeah

by making bragging comments about my beauty to everyone and that i wouldn't be dating anyone unless he's as handsome or more handsome than me

i wouldn't be surprised that everyone knows me as the narcissistic asshole of Seoul University

 

chimcheroo
it's the only way to keep them off of you

 

pinkseok
it's hard to put up with the hate comments jimin

you don't even know what it feels like to recieve hurtful adjectives that i didn't even know exists

 

taebae
wait

hate comments?

you didn't told us about this?

 

pinkseok
it doesn't matter anymore

you got what you guys wanted right?

there you go

and now while i see my two bestfriends dating each other

i only get to watch from afar and hoping that i could feel the same thing

i don't want to seem desprate but fuck it guys

i'm human with emotions too

have you guys ever considered that maybe i want to at least try and judge people on my own?

heck this is even supposed to be the other way around

i'm the oldest here and technically is supposed to run this gc and know all advices

 

chimcheroo
we didn't mean it that way hyung...

we were really just trying to protect you

i swear to all my mochi boxes

 

bunkook
as much as i agree with what you said abt seeing jimin and taehyung dating and that you're jealous and i'm jealous as well

we just wanted you to do it bc we know that if you don't, they'll manipulate you

you're a true angel hyung

if a guy likes you for being you then even jimin won't hesitate to let him date you

you really deserve more than this

 


taebae
you weren't borned with such beauty to be toyed like that

the three of us would make sure of it

so even if you'll get angry at us bc we deprive you from socializing and dating others, we would still continue to stop you

until hopefully someone would like you for being you

"perosnality always wins before the face"

we want to see that from the person you're interested in talking to

 

pinkseok
i'm not mad

at least, not anymore

ya'll know how i can't really stay mad at you guys for long

and yeah i understand what you're trying to say taetae

just try to lower down the public affection will you?

you still have 2 single bestfriends

 

chimcheroo
i can't promise but we'll try

i'm also a bit glad you're not mad cuz i've been craving for that turkey you made last christmas

can we have that?

 

pinkseok
if i make you guys turkey, would you let me talk to the mysterious angel i just bumped with?

 

bunkook
that discussion would be taken to dinner hyung

it'll gonna be a long conversation

 

taebae
on the side note

do you know any of his social media accounts you could follow?

 

pinkseok
uh no?

that's why i call him "mysterious angel" taehyung

 

taebae
then how are we even going to solve this

 

chimcheroo
detective work baby

 


 

momomonie
so

kim seokjin is a cooking major

and loves pastries

and also loves chocolate cake

can you believe that

i like chocolate cake too

 

suqua
i thought you're already losing hope

 

momomonie
i didn't said i'd stop finding out his likes and dislikes

 

hoeseok
he apparently has a snapchat account

i believe it is pinkseok ?

 

momomonie
and he likes the color pink

can't he get any cuter than this?

 

suqua
you called kim seokjin

the only guy who is actually even more beautiful than aphrodite

cute

 

momomonie
what am i supposed to call him?

ugly duckling and totally a disaster?

 

hoeseok
that's too much hate in one sentence

 

momomonie
except that it's the total opposite of what i'm trying to say

 

hoeseok
which is?

 

momomonie
a graceful swan and total perfection

 

suqua
again you told me you'll get over it?

 

momomonie
he was walking with those three other dudes okay

and the dudes he's hanging out with are actually hot

a bit disappointed but not surprised

how come my friends aren't hot

 

hoeseok
excuse me what

are you saying my abs, ass and thighs ain't enough to surpass the hotness range?

 

momomonie
you're an exception seok

 

suqua
so that makes me the black sheep of this friendship?

i see how it is

i ain't helping you anymore

 

momomonie
i'm not even asking for help in the first place??

 

suqua
so you're not planning to actually talk to him?

or even follow him on snapchat?

 

momomonie
i might consider

i guess it's better than actually getting caught in real life

what was his username was again?

 

hoeseok
pinkseok

 

momomonie
a cutie and a cute username

how cute

 

suqua
and yet you're telling me you'll get over him soon

i think the fuck not joon

i think the fuck not

 

momomonie
that's what you said when you had a crush on hoseok

 

suqua
we are not talking about my past in this groupchat

again this is all about you

 

hoeseok
i beg to differ but that topic is actually very endearing to me :)

 

suqua
pls babe you already know a lot of embarassing moments of me i think i deserve a break from those

 

momomonie
i think i'll follow him now

one of the guys caught me staringat seokjin

he looks so scary i almost dropped my phone

 

suqua
thank you jesus my savior

 

momomonie
he has those stares that can actually kill

but how does one even have flashy pink hair

i just don't get it

who dyes their hair pink?

 

hoeseok
and i dyed my hair red while yoongi dyed his hair blue

 

momomonie
how does all of you manage NOT to grow bald

 

hoeseok
our hair's as strong as our relationship

 

momomonie
uh pink hair dude is also in a relationship?

with whom? seokjin?

 

suqua
why in the world did you guessed that he dates seokjin

 

momomonie
akjdjsndbe idk

pinky has his arm slinged on his shoulder and has a very protective gaze

tbvh all three of them have

what are they? seokjin's undercover bodyguards?

they're literally glaring at everybody

i swear i just saw the red sea parting

don't they ever get annoyed whenever seokjin says one braggy thing about his looks though?

 

suqua
you know

until now i still can't believe that you actually don't know who they are?

they're basically the most popular students in the university?

 

momomonie
well i'm sorry for living in your precious batcave

 

suqua
don't you dare disrespect my haven

 

hoeseok
and since you two just can't stop arguing like the bitches you guys are

those are park jimin and kim taehyung

the pink haired guy you're talking about is park jimin

and no he's not dating seokjin

he dates taehyung, who has brown curly hair and looked like gucci pooped on him

they're basically seokjin's childhood friends so they're really a close bondage

 

momomonie
what about the other one?

 

hoeseok
other one?

there's an another one?

 

suqua
there's only three of them?

 

momomonie
i mentioned four you blind

F O U R

this is the guy i'm talking abt

 

hoeseok
.... i have a lot of comments about this boy

1) that big black tee suits him so damn much

2) he is H O T

3) his serious expression makes my legs weak

4) how did you even managed to take a picture of him up close when they're literally glaring at everybody?

 

suqua
what am i even doing here dating you hoseok

i feel betrayed

saying compliments about that guy when your boyfriend is already here

 

hoeseok
shut up yoongi i know you like this guy as well

that's exactly your ideal type and you know it

 

suqua
but i have you ???

and personality > face ?????

 

hoeseok
even so

we're talking about IDEAL type

you still admitted indirectly that you find this guy hot

 

suqua
i hate you.

 

hoeseok
love you too peanut

 

momomonie
ok srsly all the cringe and PDA aside

pls someone help me who this guy is

bc honestly i couldn't even look at any of them in the eye especially that dude

he looks like he's gonna kill

altho jimin looks like he'll do worse than just killing

 

suqua
again you could avoid that by just following him on snapchat duh

that's the best way to look without getting caught completely

it's safe for stalkers to look at their crushes

 

momomonie
i'm no stalker

 

suqua
"hs likes chocolate cake and i like it too"

yeah talk to me when pigs finally fly

 

momomonie
fine fine i'll do it

 

hoeseok
his username is pinkseok !!

don't forget it !!

 


 

RM added you as a friend!

 


 

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pinkseok
so

something happened

and i'm not sure if i take it as a positive one or not?


chimcheroo
tell me the name and i'll kill that bitch immediately

name, major, section of class


pinkseok
when will you ever let your guard down

killing is not the solution?

and i don't even think you can kill with those hands


chimcheroo
as much as i respect and love you hyung

fuck you

don't you ever underestimate the power of my hands

you don't know what these things can do


taebae
other than the fact that he gives great handjobs


bunkook
that's so gross hyung

this is a rated 19 groupchat


pinkseok
i def don't need to know that taetae


taebae
^ u ^


bunkook
w heezes

how does one even possibly say such malicious thing then sends an innocent emoji

just

h o w


pinkseok
again back to topic

something happened today

someone followed me on snapchat

 

chimcheroo
and?

don't follow him back

it might be one of your stalkers again

i mean you always do that

right hyung?


pinkseok
haha


taebae
i think he followed back


pinkseok
here's the thing


bunkook
yup

he def followed it back

 

pinkseok
in my defense

the name isn't that scary or screams "stalker"

 

chimcheroo
define "not stalker"

 

pinkseok
his snapchat name is RM

 

taebae
sounds gangster to me

not reliable and def not friendly

 

bunkook
i suggest you unfollow immediately hyung before its too late

 

pinkseok
let me finish first you asswipes

his username is momomonie

does that look gangster to you?

 

taebae
kajdjwjdnjd I TAKE IT BACK

THAT'S SUCH A CUTE USERNAME I CAN'T WHAT EVEN

 

chimcheroo
s ighs

since taetae is basically the epitome of sunshines and cuteness

whatever he says is cute so shall i say that it's cute as well

/reluctantly agrees wt my bf that momomonie is a cute username and NOT a stalker/

 

pinkseok
pls don't overreact chim

there's nothing wrong in following back

and besides

i need more snapchat friends :c

you three blatantly threatened every snapchat user to not follow me so why do i have snapchat if i only have a hundred followers

 

bunkook
a hundred followers whom we trust and our group of friends

and some of them really proved to us that they have no intention of hurting you

and 100 followers in snapchat is a whole lot ya know

 

pinkseok
i need friends who isn't already a part of our own circle of friends

the amount of that particular group can already be counted IN MY HANDS

10 FINGERS JUNGKOOK

 

chimcheroo
okay okay sheesh

we'll let you follow him

IF it really is a him

wait is it a him?

 

pinkseok
does it look like a girl to you, jimin

 

chimcheroo
hint of sarcasm detected

this is definitely a male

 

bunkook
there was this random guy staring at us earlier

particularly seokjin hyung

 

chimcheroo
omg i thought i'm the only one who noticed

i gave him the stink-eye

he looks innocent though since he almost dropped his phone in the process when i looked at him

 

pinkseok
was it really a sin to stare at me

you two can't be serious

 

taebae
in their defense

they were giving these dirty looks

and what i mean dirty, i meant "i want to fuck him raw" kind of dirty

 

pinkseok
... you don't have to be too blunt about that taehyung

and what does this guy looked like?

 

bunkook
can't really tell since he's wearing a black cap and a surgical mask

i'm guessing he has a cold

but he also wears baggy pants which is definitely not my top choice of bottom clothing

 

pinkseok
maybe he likes to wear comfortable clothes

unlike somebody who prefers to wear skinny jeans as if he doesn't want to let any blood circulate his legs

like seriously jimin have mercy on those beautiful and glorious thighs

 

chimcheroo
excuse me?

that's what you call FASHION

baggy pants is so old-school

 

pinkseok
i like being old-school

 

taebae
aw you plan to talk to him hyung?

 

pinkseok
would you let me?

 

taebae
no ^^

 

bunkook
ouch

 

pinkseok
i still have cooking classes so don't wait for me kookie

 

bunkook
be careful on your way

 

pinkseok
does that imply for me to be careful because i might be bumping to that mysterious angel again?

 


bunkook
yes

 

chimcheroo
yes c:

 

taebae
yes ^^

 

pinkseok
fuck ya'll off

 


 

 


 

momomonie
he has a dog

 

suqua
who now?

 

momomonie
seokjin

omfg his dog is so cute

i wonder what name and if it's a male or female

 

hoeseok
how did you know that he has a dog?

 

momomonie
in his snaps?

i followed him on snapchat remember?

 

hoeseok
oh yeah

now i remember

now i miss mickey :(

 

suqua
he's safe at the apartment seokkie

we really can't bring him to school unless you want the dean to take mickey away

and for the record, namjoon

holly is way cuter

 

momomonie
holly does nothing but eat and sleep

he doesn't even like to be taken out for walks

and lastly, holly is a damn male

who are you trying to trick yoongi

 

suqua
nothing in particular

but if you insist then maybe any heterosexual

 

momomonie
whatever seokjin's dog is much cuter than holly

i love rap monster but his dog just makes me just as soft

 

suqua
in this case you're literally whipped as cream

 

momomonie
shut up i'm just being honest

 

suqua
and that is you denying

you can't fool me joon

now go talk to him

 

hoeseok
i almost forgot that you had a crush on him

so when are you going to confess your undying love for him? :)

 

momomonie
since when did i tell you that i'm going to confess

i ain't talking to him

there's no way i will

those three bodyguards of his might actually kill me for real

you'll see the headlines of the uni's paper

"KIM NAMJOON FOUND DEAD IN A MEAT GRINDER AT THE UNIVERSITY'S KITCHEN"

 

hoeseok
uh why meat grinder?

 

momomonie
idk

i just had this very small feeling that one of them would have wanted me to end up in a meat grinder

 

suqua
geez it's not as if they could do that

nobody could

 

momomonie
psychopaths exists yoongi

 

suqua
and so does angels so get your ass back here at the studio because we have to meet the damn deadline

 

hoeseok
i'll be going cuz i still have practice

advance warning i'll be home late

catch you guys later

AND DON'T YOU DARE START WATCHING STRANGER THINGS WITHOUT ME WHEN YOU TWO GET HOME OR ELSE I'LL BE THE ONE TO CASTRATE YOUR DICKS OFF

 

momomonie
jesus christ there's what you call a rewind?

 

hoeseok
THAT'LL TAKE FOREVER

SO DON'T

OKAY?

 

suqua
for the sake of my dick

yes we will wait for you baby

 

hoeseok
good ^^

love you yoongi hyung ♡

 

suqua
love you too

akxisjdjkakdkoskf

i always feel damn weak when he calls me hyung

he's too precious i think i'm gonna cry

 

momomonie
i wish i have that

 

suqua
you will if you even grew some balls to talk to him

what's so bad about talking?

 

momomonie
yeah i'm gonna say hi to the most popular guy in the university

who is also the son of a CEO that makes phones which btw is owned by more than half of the students here

who is protected by this three obvious undercover bodyguards

who is also too handsome to talk to a nobody like me

yeah no big deal it's not that hard to do

 

suqua
i swear to fucking god namjoon

if i see one more pessismistic sentence about you i'm gonna deadass talk to seokjin and tell him all about you

 

momomonie
as if you can

oh wait

nevermind

 

suqua
exactly

so go get your fingers typing

 

momomonie
can't as of now

i have to go to the kitchen

my prof in language is also the fucking teacher in cooking what even

i have to run across the whole freaking school just to get here

it's so hot wth

 

suqua
isn't seokjin a cooking major?

you'll probably bump into him

 

momomonie
i don't think so

there's basically a whole building only for cooking majors so there's a lost of classes

there's a small chance of me interacting with him

again

but even so, i hope i don't bump into him

no way i'll deal with his three bodyguards

 

suqua
again

those are his BESTFRIENDS

 


 

pinkseok
bitch guess who i just saw in cooking class 101

 

chimcheroo
uhm your professor?

 

bunkook
your blockmates?

 

taebae
your parents?

 

pinkseok
you know very well that if i saw my parents i wouldn't even add bitch to the sentence

plus i'd be screaming my wig off if they're here cuz that means a lot of papparazzi

anyway

guess who i saw today?

 

chimcheroo
stop with the guessing game and say it already hyung

i'm so tired with dance practice it's not even funny to play games anymore

 

pinkseok
you're such a killjoy

bUT ANYWAY

I SAW MY MYSTERIOUS ANGEL HERE

 

bunkook
excuse me who?

 

chimcheroo
i'm awake

i'm def awake and alive now

 

pinkseok
he looked so good?????

HE EVEN HAS DIMPLES

FUCKING DIMPLES

AS DEEP AS THE MOON'S FREAKING CRATER

HIS SMILE IS SO INNOCENT I'M SQUEALING

HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE

 

taebae
i'm praying that you're not serious about the squealing part

 

pinkseok
i almost did

bUT AKDNKSJXAJDN

I TOOK THIS PIC WHEN HE'S ON HIS WAY TO OIR BUILDING

IDK WHY HE'S HERE BUT HE'S TALKING TO MY PROF

AGAIN MY SINGLE ASS IS CRYING

 

chimcheroo
that's

the guy whom i gave my stink-eye to

 

bunkook
baggy pants pants confirmed

this is def the guy who wore a cap and face mask

 

pinkseok
so

you gave my mysterious angel a threatening look just bc he's staring at me earlier? :)

i'm going to kill you both :)

 

chimcheroo
WE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HIM

GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT

 

pinkseok

you call THIS man one of those people who was staring at me maliciously? :)

 

bunkook
AGAIN WE DIDN'T KNOW HYUNG

AND I SWORE HE LOOKED LIKE HE'S STARING AT YOU THAT WAY

I MEAN

HE WORE A CAP AND A FACE MASK

 

pinkseok
i wear caps and bloody face masks but did i heard a comment about me staring at people in a dirty manner? :)

i think the fuck not jungkook :)

 

taebae
he has cute eyes omg

 

pinkseok

nOW WE'RE TALKING

 

taebae
he looks like he wouldn't do such a thing jiminnie

 

chimcheroo
i wish i could believe that :(

 

pinkseok

enough to convince you?

 

bunkook
how come the prof hasn't scolded you yet

or better yet, how come that guy doesn't even notice you?

 

pinkseok
other than the fact that my prof can't even do anything about it

it's just that my angel isn't looking at my direction :(

it's as if he's even avoiding to look at our direction

can't blame him though

everyone's literally STARRING at him

 

taebae
which row are you hyung?

 

pinkseok
first ♡

i get to see him up close skdksjfn

he's sO TALL TOO WHAT THE FUCK

 

chimcheroo
i do not need to know that information

 

pinkseok
that info is not even for you so shut up

anyway i still don't know his name

akdjksjdkekd ugh i wanna speak to him so bad :(

like

hE LOOKS LIKE A CHILD WHEN HE TALKED TO MY PROF

HE WAS FIDDLING WITH HIS FINGERS AND ALL

A CHILD

 

bunkook
he's tall yet he acts like that?

 

pinkseok
i do that and you call me cute

what's the difference

 

bunkook
you're my hyung

 

pinkseok
same thing

he's your hyung as well

 

chimcheroo
you know what year he is?

 

pinkseok
yup

i saw in his books when we bumped into each other

he's a year before me wkdjksjwf

i feel so very very soft

and now i think i'm gonna cry again bc he left :(

 

taebae
you'll see your angel again!

the university's not that big < 3

 

chimcheroo
no it's not

my building is so far from yours, baby

 

taebae
that's why you have thicc thighs :)

 

chimcheroo
fair point

 

pinkseok
aight i better go cuz class is starting

at least i'm inspired today < 3

 

bunkook
i hate to break it to you jimin

but hyung's def whipped for the guy

 

chimcheroo
I KNOW ;;;;;

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 chimcheroo
wkdkskjejxsnsksjdekdkekks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

pinkseok
jfc

it's 3am?

wth are you doing jimin

i could practically hear you screaming from the other dorm room

 

chimcheroo
i just saw something in one of my friend's snaps

you know taemin sunbae?

 

pinkseok
he's one of the members of the student council yeah

why?

 

chimcheroo
he filmed him and the members while talking to the dean

guess what the dean just said

 

taebae
what are you doing at 3am

it's too early to talk?

 

chimcheroo
technically it's not talking baby

it's texting

 

taebae
i'm not asking you, minnie

 

chimcheroo
i'm just saying < 3

anyway

guess what the dean said

 

pinkseok
how tf am i supposed to guess

it's three in the morning

i am tired

i am sleepy

and my brain is not yet in the right time to actually THINK and GUESS what the dean just told them???

 

chimcheroo
F IN E

the dean wanted to have a prom even 2 weeks from now

 

bunkook
PROM?

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEMESTER?

 

pinkseok
kookie

you're actually awake?

 

bunkook
it's friday remember?

overwatch.

 

pinkseok
right right

anyway

prom? seriously?

 

chimcheroo
exactly

the dean must have been bored to actually say to have prom in june

like

wth bro?

 

taebae
well does that mean seokjin hyung's gonna ask his angel out?

 

pinkseok
it's not as if i could actually find him

i mean after that time when he visited our building i could barely see him anymore :(

i don't even know his friends or if he even HAS any

no offence ^

 

bunkook
wait now that you mentioned that

so what is he now?

your crush?

 

chimcheroo
what do you think?

he's been babbling about him for days after he bumped into him to the point that i just accept that our hyung likes somebody

and now that he saw him again a few days ago at their building made him talk about his dimples and eyes non-stop

we may not my dormmates but we're practically neighbors so me and tae could actually HEAR you screaming and squealing at your only pictures of him

 

pinkseok
he's not my crush :(

i'm just fanboying cuz he has cute dimples and eyes :((((

is it bad to do that?

 

taebae
hyung

did you even see me do that when it's not jimin's

for all i know i never even fanboyed about jungkook's arm muscles when i met him

 

pinkseok
it's because you already have jimin taetae

 

taebae
yeah but still?

i also didn't scream and squeal over jungkook's bunny smile when everyone's already fainting whenever he does that?????

 

bunkook
i honestly don't know what to feel about that

 


taebae
my point is

you out of all people doesn't even CARE about anybody's looks

like seriously

for 5 years of friendship not once i've seen you like this

 

chimcheroo
to even prove it, didn't you do the exact same thing with siwon hyung?

i mean yeah he has the looks but in your case, he's the only one you've ever screamed at both of our ears before

 

pinkseok
aidisnxnands

this is different !!

 

chimcheroo
yeah right

say that to the people who's been with you for 5 years

 

bunkook
i may not have met you 5 years prior to taehyung and jimin hyung but even i can tell that you like this mysterious angel of yours

 

pinkseok
so what if he's my crush?

it's not as if i even have a chance with a guy like him

i mean he looks SO PERFECT

i just don't think i deserve the chance to even speak to him

i don't even see him that often anymore so it just means that it's not really fate right?

 

bunkook
he may be perfect but you also are perfect?

you have killer looks hyung

you always say that at the university

 

pinkseok
that's just me doing what you want me to do you twit

yes maybe i have average looks but not like angel's

 

taebae
wait just give me a moment to actually breathe again because you already have a nickname for your crush

 

pinkseok
if i just know his name then maybe i would be able to call him that

but angel is also a pretty nickname so

 

bunkook
maybe not today hyung but tomorrow

who knows

maybe you or us might bump into him or one of his friends

 

pinkseok
you don't even know his friends jungkook

 

bunkook
we never know?

so are you coming or not?

 

chimcheroo
wow you're actually going to the prom?

you?

jungkook?

when did the pigs flew? how come i wasn't aware?

 

bunkook
screw your tiny hands

 

chimcheroo
BITCH IN MY DEFENSE YOU NEVER ATTEND THESE KINDS OF THINGS

 

bunkook
because i know that seokjin hyung wouldn't even try to look for his crush so i'll just be his back-up date

 

pinkseok
now that is just so sweet of you kookie : " )

 

bunkook
this is just me for saying sorry about your mario figurine hyung

i really didn't mean to break it

 

pinkseok
lmao i can never stay mad at you yk

i've forgiven you already for a long time

 

bunkook
eh thanks hyung

btw can we go tuxedo shopping?

i really need a suit

 

taebae
not surprised from a person who has 90% white shirts in his closet

can't you just add some color in your closet for once in a while?

 

bunkook
unlike you hyung i wasn't pooped out from gucci or uniqlo

i was only pooped out from dollar and retale stores

 

pinkseok
we'll go shopping kookie don't worry

how about you vmin?

 

chimcheroo
omg that's like 3 years ago

 

taebae
i can't believe i have V as a nickname

but V is great

i love V

i love myself

anyway we don't need to buy a new one

we already have our old suits

 

bunkook
the ones you just bought from gucci a month ago.

for both you and jimin.

 

taebae
: )

 

pinkseok
rich ass

 


 

momomonie
okay but i have to say something

because i swear to god i think i'll destroy something again

who is in their right mind would decide to have prom in the middle of the fucking semester

fucking who

 

suqua
seoul university unfortunately

 

momomonie
i would have understood if it's in december

but no

it's going to be 2 WEEKS FROM NOW

are they out of their freaking mind?

 

hoeseok
oh shut up joonie

the only reason why you're being like this is because you don't have a date

or should i say

THEY are not the ones whom you would choose to date cuz you already have eyes on somebody else ;)))

 

momomonie
fuck off hoseok

and they're just asking me if i'm going to the prom

not asking me to be their date

 

suqua
so what you're like 5-second-Tom now or are you really as clueless as a child?

did you know how many times i have to say "go fuck yourself" every damn time a guy tries to ask you to be their date?

not just guys bUT GIRLS TOO

why do you always have to be so busy that i ended up to speak for you

i didn't applied to be your fucking spokesperson

 

momomonie
again

they're just asking me an innocent question

"would namjoon go to the prom?"

see? is there anything more than just asking if i'll go or not?

 

hoeseok
you forgot the

"does he have a date?"

"i'm still looking for one, maybe he'll consider me to be with him for the event."

seriously namjoon, until now i still don't get why you look down on yourself when you're literally handsome and a gentle person

 

suqua
gentle person my ass

he destroys every single thing i own

 

momomonie
I'M TRYING YOONGI I'M FREAKING TRYING

and it's true that i'm not handsome

i mean, many people always find my face weird

i don't have this typical korean face as if there's actually something wrong about it

i'm not even sure if it's because my face isn't symmetrical like kim taehyung or because my face isn't as sweet and innocent like park jimin's or maybe because i just don't have the third mysterious bodyguard's beauty and handsomenes

 

suqua
why do we always ended up talking about those three

 

hoeseok
i don't mind talking about the third one

i can still remember the picture joon sent to us and it just won't come off

 

suqua
hoseokkie :((

 

hoeseok
you know i love you, you big baby

you'll go to the prom?

 

suqua
if you go, i'll go

 

hoeseok
we'll go then < 3

 

momomonie
is anybody even interested to ask me if i'll go or not because my bestfriends just went PDA mode and i just cannot take the cringe

 

suqua
aproximately 15 people asked if you're going

plus 2 times i ended up in the office because one of the administrators caught me saying "fuck"

which in their case, i wish i can just say "fuck off" wholeheartedly

 

momomonie
uhm me?

getting asked by people if i could go to the prom?

and possibly be their date?

me?????

an introverted nerd whom apparently has bad fashion taste and chooses to study maths, read books and sleep instead of joining sororities and partying all freaking night?

me ? ¿ ? ¿

 

hoeseok
i'm not even sure if you're just being down-to-earth or not but i so badly want to smack you in the head

like seriously joon how could you think so lowly of yourself?

 

momomonie
i just do?

i'm not like the two of you

nor i am like seokjin and his three bodyguards

i'm just a regular joe

 

suqua
i wanna stop you right there

are you even hearing yourself?

or ME for that matter?

i told you that 15 students asked you out

F I F T E E N

not only guys but girls too

like for fuck's sakes man you shouldn't be THAT blind

i may not be growing bald because of my constant change of hair color but i actually MIGHT grow bald because of how insecure you are

you're literally beating the beejesus out of your own self-esteem

it's not even that funny anymore

 

hoeseok
my sweet joonie

look

yoongi has a very big point and i really can't blame you if you weren't aware

but you gotta at least try and NOT see your flaws

sometimes, your flaws makes you look perfect as well???

it just depends on how the person sees it

and besides, i for one is extremely FOND of your unique face

yoongi may not admit it but he also told me that your face is damn beautiful

it's so unique that the both of us often catch ourselves staring at you

 

suqua
the plan is actually NOT exposing ourselves to namjoon but if it helps then okay i'll lower my pride for this

 

momomonie
i'm supposed to be writing happy lyrics

why the fuck do you always make me go right instead of straight

 

hoeseok
it's because you were never straight to begin with tbvh

 

momomonie
ehh good point

fine

i guess i can accept that many people asked

but i won't go to the prom with a date

i'd rather just see you guys dancing together happily

 

suqua
now you make me feel bad

how about the three of us dancing together?

is that okay with you? seokkie? joon?

 

momomonie
you're too kind today yoongles

what did you ate?

 

suqua
ok the moment you called me yoongles is the damn moment the kind yoongi was kicked out of the spotlight you dipshit

you know how much i hate being called yoongles

it sounds like noodles wtf

do i look like a noodle to you?

 

momomonie
i'm just kidding ya know

and it still depends on hoseok if he's okay with it

 

hoeseok
i'm fine with us three dancing together

i mean

"bros before hoes" right?

 

suqua
so you're telling me i'm your hoe?

 

momomonie
it's kind of the other way around

i mean

HOEseok?

 

hoeseok
right ♡

 

suqua
left.

anyway

love you all

btw me and seokkie would do tuxedo shopping cuz honestly i don't have one

wanna come?

 

momomonie
you can go ahead

i'll just finish these lyrics

 

suqua
don't stay there too late

don't be like me

only i get to do that

 

momomonie
yeah yeah

be safe you two

 

hoeseok
we'll update you !!

and send you pics with us in tuxedos ^^

 

momomonie
will be waiting

have fun

 

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hoeseok
did i ever told you that yoongi looks so fucking good in a suit

like just give him any tuxedo and he'll be able to pull it off with ease?

like god damn am i so glad to have him as my boyfriend

not only he's sweet and caring but he's also very fucking hot and handsome

 

momomonie
caring and sweet?

i beg to differ

 

hoeseok
watch it joonie

just because he's still in the changing room doesn't mean you get to say that behind his back

btw

you should have come with us :((

 

momomonie
yoongi's still in the changing room?

just how many suits did he even planned to try and buy?

sorry seok but i really have to finish this deadline

up until now i still wonder why yoongi isn't even that panicked

oh wait

i'm actually more surprised that he's not cramming rn like the usual yoongi he is

 

hoeseok
he couldn't decide what suit to use

tbh i haven't found mine yet but i want him to choose first

knowing him, he's very picky with the tuxedos' styles

i actually threatened him

if i caught him cramming or even procastinate again he won't be recieving any kisses, hugs, cuddles or even sex for a week

like srsly he needs to grow taller ya know

not sleeping at all could also make him sick

 

momomonie
yikes

i sure am glad i don't have a boyfriend

 

hoeseok
you sure about that? :)

for all i know you kinda wish that seokjin is your boyfriend ;))

but either way, same applies to you joon

you can't just procastinate like yoongi

jesus no wonder you two are bestfriends

anyway i think yoongi finally found his Chosen Suit

 

momomonie
he looks like he's trying so hard not to cry though

what happened?

 

hoeseok
someone also wanted the same tuxedo and they're the same size

but knowing yoongi, he's already attached to the suit once he actually likes it

so now i have to sweet talk the other customer bc i honestly can't handle a grumpy and whiny yoongi this time even if that would actually be too cute

 

momomonie
goodluck with that then

make sure you don't end up beating the shit out of the other one

 

hoeseok
that would be yoongi's job ♡

anyways i gotta go

ciaò !!

 

suqua
don't believe whatever hoseok told you

i wasn't crying

 

momomonie
yeah sure yoongi

and so shall i write in my lyrics "why you lyin', why you always lyin'."

 

suqua
i wasn't lying you annoying speck

i was just emotional..

 

momomonie
yeah try to convince yourself that

and roses? since when did you like roses?

 

suqua
it was kinda unique okay

it's very pretty and aesthetic

plus the loosed bow tie looks really representable

kinda like you're in a ball instead of just some random prom in june

AND

i already have my suit

hoseok saved the day as usual imma spoil him later yepay

ANNNNDDDDD

nothing my boyfriend looks good at the suit he picked as usual

#veryblessed #boohoonamjoonyoudonthaveaboyfriend #plsjusttalktoseokjinalready

 

momomonie
shut the fuck up

don't make me go there and beat the crap out of you

i would have understood hoseok's cuz it's actually just a normal suit but kinda looks like it was made out of snake skin? or was that alligator skin?

i also can't believe you actually like that suit of yours

like

i honestly expect you to choose an all black suit

 

suqua
well no

but your crush is

 

momomonie
what.

 

suqua
: )

 

momomonie
never in my life i ever trusted that smile of yours

and never in my life i ever seen you even use a smiley face through texts

so what tf did you mean by my crush picking an all black suit

 

suqua
guess who i saw inside the same store where me and hoseok are picking our outfits :))))

 

momomonie
i actually don't want to know

 

suqua
too bad cuz imma tell anyway

i saw your crush entering the store and picked an all black suit

he's in the changing room

AND GUESS WHO I ALSO SAW WHO JUST CAME OUT OF THE CHANGING ROOM AS WELL

 

momomonie
uhh

kim seokjin?

 

suqua
nOPE

IT'S ONE OF SEOKJIN'S HOT AND HANDSOME BESTFRIENDS

me and hoseok already talked about this and we both agreed that this guy is very hot and handsome so no need to panic that my relationship with him would actually fall apart so chill

anyway

he looks so good in the suit he chose

he's acrually sitting in one of the chairs

i think he's waiting for seokjin to come out

like dude wtf God must have took his time to create a person like him

si ghs

i wish hoseok would just come out of the changing room so that i have someone to stare him with

it's sad that the both of us didn't know his name akdjjwjdjwjf

 

momomonie
i am finding it very hard to believe that you are actually agreeing to hoseok about liking that guy

i mean wtf yoonseok is the one and only otp i'd support

i ain't letting this guy ruin your relationship with him?

 

suqua
again me and hoseok are actually on the same side of the coin

our relationship isn't gonna end ya know so calm your shit

we're just really fascinated at him okay?

i mean loOK AT HIS EYES???

 

momomonie
those are colored contacts

 

suqua
stop ruining this for me

until hoseok gets back imma rant on how handsome this guy is

wth i wonder what major he is in and what's his name

OH and your crush is finally out

he looks good

wanna see?

 

momomonie
no.

 

suqua

 

momomonie
what part of "no" you don't understand yoongi

 

suqua

nothing apparently

 

momomonie
fuck you

 

suqua
admit it

you can rant on us ya know

 

momomonie
he's... handsome

really handsome....

like a god....

i think i'm gonna cry

the pink hair isn't helping either

i need help yoongi

he's literally just too much

i mean he's a sight for sore eyes

i could actually feel my heart beating so fast

oh god i like him yoongi i want to tell him that for a very long time kandkksnnw

i can't believe i'm saying all these things to you right now when i intended to keep this a little while longer

 

suqua
for how long have you been crushing on him exactly?

 

momomonie
....

since he moved here

 

suqua
WHAT THE FUCK

FOR THAT LONG?

YOU KEPT THAT SECRET FOR ALMOST A YEAR ALREADY?

AND YOU ONLY TOLD US FOR LIKE WHAT

AFTER 5 MONTHS?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK KIM NAMJOON

 

momomonie
I WASN'T SURE ABOUT MY FEELINGS OKAY

I THOUGHT IT WAS INFATUATION

BUT THAT ACCIDENTAL BUMP WITH HIM CONFIRMED THAT I REALLY LIKE HIM

 

suqua
HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGED TO LIKE HIM WHEN ALL HE SAYS IS HOW HANDSOME HE IS AND NO ONE CAN BEAT HIM WITH HIS VISUALS?

 

momomonie
IDK

CALL IT CRUSH INTUITION BUT I FEEL LIKE THAT HE'S NOT SAYING THOSE BECAUSE HE WANTED TO

I HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT HE'S MORE THAN THAT

LIKE HE'S A SWEET GUY

SO FRAGILE AND VULNERABLE THAT HE HAS TO MAKE PEOPLE HATE HIM SO THAT NO ONE WOULD EVEN BOTHER TO APPROACH HIM

 

hoeseok
oh my god

namjoon...

 

momomonie
uh

hi?

 

hoeseok
that's it.

i'll talk to him

to seokjin

i'll go and talk to him right now

 

momomonie
WHAT

NO

WHY

 

hoseok
dude

namjoon sweetie

did you even heard or seen yourself?

you've been crushing him for almost A YEAR

without TELLING US

and the fact that you actually BELIEVE that seokjin is not THAT kind of guy

maybe he really isn't THAT kind of guy

we don't have nothing to lose

 

momomonie
hoseok

please don't

i beg you

i don't want you to do that for me

if i even plan to confess then let me do it

but please don't talk to him

i swear i don't think i'll even survive with the thought of you actually asking seokjin for me

please hyung

 

suqua
let him be seok

he called you hyung so he's dead serious

 

hoeseok
:((

okay fine joonie

i'll not do it

just please

don't make it harder for yourself okay?

do you want me to take an another picture of him?

or better yet

me and yoongi would just take a pic with this guy he's with instead :))

 

momomonie
thanks hyung

you don't have to take his picture for me

yoongi already gave me two so i'll just cherish it

 

hoeseok
if you say so

yoongi lez go and get that picture

 

suqua
omfg

are you even for real?

 

momomonie
and then you told me that you and hoseok are in the same side of the coin

 

suqua
keep that mouth shut and finish your lyrics

 

momomonie
i make no promises :)

 


 

pinkseok
guys

friends and families

jungkook is now a man

like seriously

i swear to god this kid is way better than me

 

bunkook
it was just a selca hyung

don't be too exaggerating

 

pinkseok
from two GORGEOUS boys jeon jungkook

TWO

not one but TWO

never in a million years i've imagined you even having a boyfriend

but the fact that you even LET THEM take a picture of you with them is far more surprising

 

chimcheroo
omfg what happened

 

taebae
who's the guys??

omg jungkook i'm so proud of you

my child is all grown up i'm in actual tears

 

bunkook
i'm not even your child hyung

and it's just a SELCA

 

pinkseok
says the one who got his jaw dropped when one of them came out of the dressing room wearing a snake leather tux

and also blinked rapidly when he was joined by an another guy who's very pale and is wearing a rose printed tux

sure jungkook sure

 

bunkook
AM NOT

 

pinkseok
ha

you even let them have a selca with you

which you NEVER do

so yeah it's convincing enough that you were actually mesmerized

what were their names again?

jung hoseok and min yoongi???

 

bunkook
yes....

 

chimcheroo
SHOW IT TO US AKDJJSJXNE

I WANNA SEE

 

pinkseok
thank god i have a copy of it

this is jungkook and yoongi

wait i actually have a better picture of yoongi because jungkook coughs secretly took a picture of him coughs

 

bunkook
H Y U N G

 

pinkseok
hihi

 

taebae
my mind is still processing with the fact that you took a picture from a handsome guy omfg

THIS GUY IS REALLY GORGEOUS JUNGKOOK I AM AMAZED

AND YOU TOOK A SELCA WITH HIM?

I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU BBY

 

bunkook
it's just a selcaaaaa akdnjsnxnsf

 

pinkseok
THERE'S MORE

this is hoseok and jungkook

 

chimcheroo
i just choked on my water

JUNGKOOK YOU NEVER EVEN LET ME, SEOKJIN OR TAEHYUNG DO THAT TO YOU

AND YET YOU LET HIM DO THAT?

TO YOU?

I FELT BETRAYAL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

 

bunkook
you gotta do something ya know

yeah sure i admit that maybe a have a bit of infatuation on the two of them cuz they're really handsome

but i don't know the real them yet

i mean hoseok hyung is actually very sweet

yoongi hyung is savage but also sweet

but it has just been a day

PLUS they're actually dating each other so there's absolutely NO chance that i get to even talk to them without breaking their relationship

 

taebae
hold the freak up

they're DATING each other?

WHAT?

 

chimcheroo
wait

did you just said hoseok?

oMFG

now that i actually took a better look at the photo

OMG THAT'S ACTUALLY HOBI HYUNG

THE GUY IN MY DANCE CLASS

 

bunkook
how come i haven't noticed him??

 

chimcheroo
we're in a different class dumbass

and he's always the last person to leave the studio so i really have high respects for him

he's a REALLY GREAT dancer kookie :))

 

pinkseok
hmm didn't you told me that you like guys who are dancers?? :))

 

bunkook
so what you guys are ganging up on me?

what about seokjin hyung and his angel?

 

taebae
we'll get there soon dw

this is all about you :))))))

 

bunkook
oh god hyungs

please stop

he's dating yoongi hyung rememeber

 

pinkseok
yes they are but why would the BOTH of them would take a selca with you?

for all i know your partner would have been mad already if their partner would even do that

btw

yoongi also told me he's a music major

he produces music jungkook

 

chimcheroo
OH

MY

GOD

JUNGKOOK

THESE TWO GUYS ARE ACTUALLY YOUR IDEAL GUYS

 

bunkook
ajdjsjdnsn

SHUT UP

 

pinkseok
relax kook

who cares if they're dating each other?

polyamory relationships are also great ;)

 

bunkook
shut up hyung

you go and find your angel

 

pinkseok
i will soon kookie

i mean i really have this small feeling that your two boylets would be enough to help me find angel

 

taebae
bOYLETS

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

 

bunkook
when we get home hyung i won't hesitate to break one of your mario figurines again :)))

 

pinkseok
you do that then i won't cook for you for the whole year ^^

 

chimcheroo
now THAT is real comeback

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pinkseok
now that i thought about it

jungkook you go on a date with yoongi and hoseok

take the oppurtunity

you're still young

ya know carpe diem?

so yas make sure you bring that motto to your grave because i'm telling you this

you won't regret asking the couple out

 

bunkook
are you freaking insane

are you even aware of what is happening?

they're DATING EACH OTHER hyung

no way i'd be the third wheel here

just no?

 

chimcheroo
you're just a wimp

 

bunkook
excuse fucking me says the one who doesn't even want to go on the same class as taetae when you haven't confessed to him yet

 

chimcheroo
HOW TF DID YOU KNOW

 

bunkook
hyung told me

 

chimcheroo
SEOKJIN HYUNG

 

taebae
aww that's so sweet of you babe : " (

 

pinkseok
now now

i'll be fine jungkookie ^^

just go and get your men while i go and get mine

i'll just have to keep on digging

if i couldn't find him by time the prom started then it's okay i'd still go

i'd love to see my dongsaengs happy c:

 

taebae
why did you sound like you're going to disappear

i'm not ready for that hyung :((((

 

pinkseok
lmao i'm not going to disappear taetae

i just don't want to become a hindrance to jungkook's love life

 

bunkook
i'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO ASK EITHER OF THEM OUT ??????

 

chimcheroo
there's a thing called POLYAMORY relationship yk

 

bunkook
as if i even know what they feel about me

what if they're just some kind of fans?

maybe they just want to take a picture of me bc i'm handsome?

 

pinkseok
my my my

look who's bragging now :)

 

bunkook
i'm just stating facts hyung

 

chimcheroo
that's so arrogant of you

 

bunkook
the truth can be an arrogant bitch but hey when was the truth ever painful?

 

taebae
that fact is not even painful to begin with

 

bunkook
AS I WAS SAYING

no i won't leave you alone hyung

not in a million years

 

pinkseok
oh pls

just ask the two of them out

how hard can that even be?

 

bunkook
i'd rather sell my iron man figurine than tell the two of them that i actually have a crush on the both of them

oh wait no

nvm

 

chimcheroo
i was about to scream yes when you told me that but okay then

 

bunkook
don't you fucking dare touch them

 

pinkseok
so?

you gonna tell?

 

bunkook
no :)

 

taebae
you're such a killjoy :((

 

bunkook
hey i already admitted that i like them didn't I?

isn't that enough?

 

taebae
asking them out is just the cherry on top ^^

 

bunkook
jabdjanxjjdkade

h y u n g

 

pinkseok
you're def falling for his tricks

 

bunkook
hyung's really cute and soft okay

i really just can't say no to him aodjsjxksjde

i wonder how you even get to say no to him, jimin hyung

 

chimcheroo
i don't

tbvh i never even denied a single request from him

imagine i'll spend the whole day seeing my cute ass and the most gentle boyfriend ever

giving me those cute puppy look eyes ALL DAY

have you ever even felt my s u f f e r i n g?

 

pinkseok
srsly kookie

you gotta step up your game

i'm pretty sure they like you as much as they do

couples don't just do that

tbh even if you're famous, nobody even takes a selca with you

they're the first

and the fact that none of them felt jealous over their partner taking a selca with such a handsome guy like you

and the other fact that they did the COMPLETE opposite is just convincing enough that they really do like you in a lovely "i wan to be your boyfriend" kind of way???

 

bunkook
it's not easy for me hyung and you know it

i would have understood if the situation involves with two SINGLE MEN instead of a SINGLE MAN and a COUPLE

 

taebae
yeah but it's pretty obvious that you like the both of them so??

 

bunkook
you three are so difficult i can't even

 

chimcheroo
we just want what's best for you kook

seokjin hyung may not have met his actual partner but he still found somebody he likes

 

pinkseok
correction: admires

not likes, jimin

 

chimcheroo
same thing hyung

 

bunkook
oh god please

okay i'll just do something about this

BUT

you shouldn't interfere unless i need you to do so

 

taebae
sounds lilke a plan ^^

how about you seokjin hyung?

 

pinkseok
still hoping that i would be able to meet mysterious angel again

but otherwise i'm fine really

 

bunkook
maybe something would happen

we never know what the universe plans for us

 

chimcheroo
you mean fate

 

bunkook
no

i meant universe

 


 

 

RM screenshotted this!

 


 

momomonie

help

 

suqua
ok but before i help

and do something that is considerably stupid and crazy

i need a clarification

you do know that the snap's owner can see if someone screenshotted their snaps right?

 

momomonie
oh

 

suqua
i honestly don't know what to do with you anymore

 

hoeseok
RIP

 

suqua
dIDN'T I ALREADY TAUGHT YOU HOW TO USE SNAPCHAT?

WHAT TO DO AND WHAT NOT TO DO?

 

momomonie
I PANICKED?

I MEAN

I WAS SHOOKT?

I MEAN

LOOK AT HIS SUPPER DUPER HANDSOME FACE I LITERALLY FORGOT WHAT I WAS READING ATM

HE'S EVEN DOING THAT FLYING KISS FACE

WHO TF DOESN'T GET THEIR KNEES BUCKLED BY THAT?

 

hoeseok
you

very relatable

 

momomonie
EXACTLY

 

suqua
me????

apparently you and a ton of his admirers are the ones who felt the same way???

bUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT

YOU SCREENSHOTTED HIS SNAP

AND I AM A HUNDRED PERCENT SURE THAT HE'LL NOTICE THIS AND WILL GET UNCOMFORTABLE BY IT

 

hoeseok
for some reason your plan of hidden admirance has finally ended with somewhat one of your stupid decisions

for once, try to be smart joonie

 

momomonie
coming from you?

remember when you have to scream at me in the middle of the night because "unfortunately" for you, yoongi found out that it was you who keeps on sending him love cards and such??

because yOU PUT YOUR NAME ON THE CARD RATHER THAN PUTTING IT ANONYMOUSLY

 

hoeseok
iN MY DEFENSE

I WAS DRUNK NAMJOON

D R U N K

YOU ON THE OTHER HAND AREN'T

 

momomonie
just spare me on this pls

i'll just deactivate my account or something

 

suqua
no way i'll let you do that

let's look at the positive side

the other face of the coin

look who's finally going to talk to his crush c:

 

momomonie
i really and irrevocably don't trust you and your smileys very much so i'd rather bang my head on the wall a million times than talk to him

i don't know what to tell him

and whatever reason i might tell him, he might not even believe it

i was never good in lying

even through texts

 

hoeseok
you'll face this like a man namjoon

you WILL talk to him

i won't give you your favorite black bean noodles if you'll just walk away and not face the only path to getting your crush

 

momomonie
kaxjsdjskaksjwd

don't you DARE use my favorite food against me

your black bean noodles has nothing to do with my lovelife

 

hoeseok
yes but already is the moment you decide whether you get to eat it again or to never eat it for the rest of your college years

 

momomonie
HOW DARE YOU

 

suqua
this is what we call bargaining, joon

 

momomonie
I KNOW THAT

 

hoeseok
so

what it's gonna be? :)

 

momomonie
I HATE YOU

 

suqua
you'll thank my boyfriend sooner or later dw

 


 

pinkseok
so

something happened

someone screenshotted my recent snap

 

chimcheroo
who is it?

should i kill that username for you?

i told you we shouldn't let him follow him back in the first place

 

bunkook
technically we were too late alr since he told us that AFTER he followed the account back

 

pinkseok
it's RM

aka momomonie

idk why he did it

come to think of it

i've never seen a single snap from him either

 

chimcheroo
HE'S A STALKER

DEFINITELY A STALKER

IF HE SCREENSHOTTED THAT THEN HE'S DEFINITELY GOING TO PRINT IT AND PASTE IT ON HIS WALL

 

taebae
babe

you're overreacting again

 

pinkseok
uhh that's more of like an obsession??

 

chimcheroo
b b bUT THAT'S THE TRUTH ABT STALKERS AND PYSCHOPATHS

 

bunkook
i don't even think a psychopath is capable and sane enough to make a social media account hyung

 

chimcheroo
sUPPORT ME ON THIS JUNGKOOK

 

pinkseok
i don't think he's a psychopath

but i may consider him as a stalker now

but s ighs

:(( he has a cute username it's hard to believe that he's a stalker though :((

 

chimcheroo
you are NOT going to soften me up with your sad emojis hyung

you WILL unfollow him

 

taebae
now you're just being mean baby

how abt we wait if he apologizes for doing that

maybe he has a reason for it?

 

bunkook
stop being nice for once hyung

it's very dangerous for you

someone can take advantage of you

 

taebae
how abt you fuck off for a second and let me be? :)

 

bunkook
i stand corrected

 

pinkseok
ANYWAY

back to topic, i'll wait for his apology

or should i just ask him instead?

 

chicmcheroo
ok fine

if you plan to wait and let him apologize first then make sure you still do what we wanted you to do

brag and be a narcissistic asshole that everyone sees in the uni

it's for protection and you know it

but if your ass ain't patient like mine then i suggest for you to just straightforwardly ask him

make it as blunt as possible

and mix it with your narcissistic being

like "hey you why did you screenshotted my snap that has my handsome face in it? you jealous?"

 

taebae
okay i think you're going overboard now

stop assuming??

 

chimcheroo
again it's for his safety babe :(

we gotta make sure that this person who screenshotted his snap is somewhat a nice person

if he ever continued to even bother you despite your 'fake' attitude then unfollow him

 

pinkseok
you planned this already didn't you

 

chimcheroo
have to

safety purproses

 

bunkook
you should hire yourself as his bodyguard

i think uncle would love to have his son have a bodyguard that is also his bestfriend

kinda like an undercover agent

 

chimcheroo
very funny kook

anyway, do you promise me you'll do this?

 

pinkseok
you're more like demanding rather than asking me a favor to do it for myself honestly

 

chimcheroo
hakfjsnsmwkkdjenfeibd HYUNG

 

pinkseok
i know i know

you're doing this for my safety

i'll try to do what you wanted me to do

BUT if i find him interesting to talk then i WILL continue to talk to him despite your protests okay?

may i remind you who's the hyung here

 

chimcheroo
fine fine

bUT you better update us as well !!

who knows you needed help from the one and only :)))

 

pinkseok
if i needed helping in scarying him away

i'm more than sure that i'll look for you to do the job for me

 

chimcheroo
now that's just mean :(((

 

taebae
babe you are literally scarying every person who even dared to go near hyung

it's understandable and non-debatable that he would definitely approach you if needed

 

chimcheroo
ughhh fineeeeeee

 

bunkook
i really mistake jimin as the hyung here between the four of us because of how protective he actually is for seokjin hyung

tae hyung why can't you hold jimin hyung down for once

 

chimcheroo
excuse you i'm doing this for our hyung's own good

it's not my fault that God has a lot of time and made sure that seokjin hyung created him to almost perfection

 

taebae
"almost" ???

what's the flaw?

 

chimcheroo
his windshield wiper laugh

 

pinkseok
go and rot

 

chimcheroo
love you too hyung ♡

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
hey

i know that you screenshotted one of my snaps

it's quite obvious tbvh

so why did you screenshotted it?

are you jealous that you don't have a face as handsome as mine?

 

momomonie
what

the fuck are you talking about

Chapter Text

momomonie
i was wrong

seokjin is def the most narcissistic person i've ever seen

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
don't play dumb on me

YOU'RE the one who screenshotted my snaps

i think i have the right to know why you did it

 

momomonie
i was about the apologize to you beforehand

but i think i changed my mind

and no

i didn't screenshotted your snap just because i was JEALOUS of your "handsome" face

 

pinkseok
so you screenshotted it for somewhat a different emotion or verb but also because of my handsome face?

 

momomonie
for a second i really thought you're not the narcissistic asshole like everyone says in the university

i was def wrong

 

pinkseok
it's me being me so you nor i can't do anything about it

anyway you said university, so you study at the same uni as me?

 

momomonie
yeah that's why i know you duh

you're not known worldwide, narci

 

pinkseok
you still haven't told me why you screenshotted my snap

i need that explanation

the fact that you never revealed anything about yourself in your account makes me more curious rather than terrified of who you are

and narci? what the fuck is that?

 

momomonie
narci is "narcissistic" in short

i'm too lazy to type that and it's also very confusing to also type

anyway

my friend wants to see your face

and since snapchat is the only social media wherein i follow you, there's no choice for me but to screencap one of your snaps

not surprised that it's full of your faces

 

pinkseok
that's unbelievable

in a negative way

you're lying and i can tell

 

momomonie
no i'm not

again my friend wants to see your face

 

pinkseok
there's ig? facebook? twitter???

 

momomonie
the only account i have is snapchat

 

pinkseok
that's impossible

no millenial ever survives without twitter, fb or even ig

 

momomonie
it doesn't matter if i only have snapchat or not

what matters is that i already explained myself, period.

 

pinkseok
it's still hard to believe that though

how abt you show me a picture of yourself so that i'm sure you're no stalker

 

momomonie
sorry but i'd rather not

it's not worth it seeing my face

 

pinkseok
it's definitely worth it for me

i want to make sure you're not just some random obsessed fan of mine who would blatantly print this screencapped snap and paste it on their wall

 

momomonie
that's honestly too much obsession

do you honestly think i would do something like that?

 

pinkseok
of course i would assume

i don't even know a thing about you

and besides, that's what my bestfriend told me so don't even think that i'm someone who overreacts

 

momomonie
you overreact when it comes to your face but okay then

how about me deactivating this account or maybe unfollow you so that i can prove it to you that i'm no stalker?

i'm sorry if i made you uncomfortable it definitely won't happen again if i'll unfollow you

i already deleted the screencapped pic if you want to know

i swear on my 50 pieces of ryan plushies

 

pinkseok
i think your 50 pcs of ryan plushies is enough to convince me that you're no stalker

but i still want to see your face for safer precautions

 

momomonie
again

i'm not a stalker

i would literally unfollow you to prove it

 

pinkseok
i'm still not 100% convinced

you gotta tell me more about yourself if you want me to stop bugging you about your face

 

momomonie
how about i apologize to people if i don't mean what i did and also keeps his promise once he swears?

i think that's enough proof that i'm just a nobody who has a friend who is curious about what you looked like

 

pinkseok
is your friend from the same uni as the both of us?

 

momomonie
no which is why i have to screencap you

everyone talks about you in the uni so it's not really a mystery that it reaches to other schools

gossips spread like wildfire

 

pinkseok
i need more proof

how about you tell me your name?

 

momomonie
i can do that

if i tell you my name would you stop bugging me about my face?

and to finally let your soul rest i'd just deactivate my account so that you would forget everything about me?

 

pinkseok
don't deactivate

how about you unfollow me instead

 

momomonie
fine then, i'll unfollow you and tell you my name SO that you believe me that i'm not a stalker

tbh if i AM a stalker i wouldn't be even replying to you in the first place

stalkers pretty much panics whenever they get caught thus not being able to reply

but look at me now

i am replying to you

 

pinkseok
even if those are facts, i ain't going to budge until you proved it to me that you're not some obsessed stalker or fan

so tell me your name

 

momomonie
fine

it's RM

alright gotta go and unfollow you

bye narci

 

pinkseok
what.

THAT'S YOUR NAME IN SNAPCHAT YOUR DICKHEAD

 




momomonie
this was it

i unfollowed him

 

suqua
YOU FUCKING WHAT

 


 

pinkseok
tHE FUCKER TRICKED ME I CAN'T EVEN

 

chimcheroo
wdym tricked you?

 

pinkseok
i asked him to give me his name then unfollow me so that i am sure that he's not a fan or a stalker like what YOU said

but he told me his name is RM aND THAT'S JUST HIS NAME IN SNAPCHAT I FUCKING CANNOT

 

bunkook
clever

now i want to get to know him

 

pinkseok
NOT THE POINT?

NOW HE LITERALLY UNFOLLOWED ME

AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO TALK TO HIM NOW

I'M SCREAMING THE BEJESUS OUT OF MY FUCKING WIG

 

taebae
on the brighter side

he's not some stalker, seeee

 

chimcheroo
and you still want to talk to him??

 

pinkseok
ofc i want to talk to him

he replied a "what the fuck" to YOUR (not mine) narcissistic and arrogant statement

who in the world would say that to me when not even a single student can say that to my face

i was intrigued jimin

i really REALLY want to talk to him

he looked genuine when he apologized as well

 

chimcheroo
well we can't do anything about it if snapchat is the only social media he has

come to think of it, he must be some weirdo

 

taebae
shut up jimin

not everyone is interested to interact with people ya know

 

bunkook
it's okay if you didn't get to talk to him longer hyung

have you seen your mysterious angel thoug?

 

pinkseok
sighs

no..

 

chimcheroo
we'll find him eventually

 


 

suqua
YOU ASSWIPE

MAKE YOUR FACEHOLE FOLLOW HIS ACCOUNT BACK OR ELSE I'LL BREAK YOUR MUSIC EQUIPMENT

 

momomonie
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

OMFG YOONGI AKDJAJXNS

 

suqua
WRONG PERSON TO ASK

WHY ARE /YOU/ DOING THIS

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU UNFOLLOWED HIM

 

momomonie
IT'S PART OF THE DEAL BETWEEN HIM AND ME

AND BESIDES IT'S BETTER THIS WAY SO THAT I CAN TONE DOWN MY CRUSH ON HIM THEN MAYBE IT WOULD DISAPPEAR

 

hoeseok
like hell i'll let you

no way you'll do that infront of my two fucking eyes

follow him back namjoon

 

momomonie
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DOING THIS FOR MY OWN GOOD

 

suqua
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU BEING THE LONELY DEAD KID IN THE UNI

NO WAY I'LL BACK DOWN TO THIS AND LET YOU HAVE IT YOUR WAY

YOU /WILL/ FOLLOW HIM BACK WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

 

momomonie
FFS TALKING TO HIM FOR 10 MINUTES IS ALREADY ENOUGH FOR ME

I'M DONE CRUSHING ON HIM I SWEAR

 

hoeseok
you are still horrible in lying

do you have the keys babe?

 

suqua
yeah i still have them

 

hoeseok
good

put namjoon down while i take his phone

 

momomonie
FUCKING SHIT SEOK

WHY

W H Y

 


 

RM followed you back!

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
this is his friend

i am so sorry for the inconvenience you have to go through

RM, so to speak, is stubborn as fuck so i'm deeply sorry if he caused you any trouble

and no i'm not the person whom he'd referring to that needs to see your face

it's actually my boyfriend

SO anyway

we'll let go of him and make sure that he won't unfollow you again like the last time

if he did fucked it all up then he better face it like a man

bye !!

 

pinkseok
uhm thanks?

 

momomonie
i did told you my name already

 

pinkseok
is this the friend i'm talking to or RM?

 

momomonie
RM

so do you still think i'm your stalker?

my friend's boyfriend literally have to sit on me just to make sure i don't move

imagine the suffering i've been through because of you

 

pinkseok
you're welcome :)

and the chances of me seeing you as a stalker is low

but i still find you a stalker

 

momomonie
whatever makes you sleep at night narci

anyway so you finally know my name

and that i already explained to you why i have to do it

can you stop bothering me now so that i won't bother you as well?

i'd rather not wake up in the morning just to see you text saying "hello from your worldwide handsome guy, kim seokin aka narci!"

 

pinkseok
excuse me

i might say that except for the narci

i ain't narci

i was never a narcissist

 

momomonie
"are you jealous that you don't have a face as handsome as mine?"

"nobody has the face as perfect as mine"

sure narci sure

 

pinkseok
I HAVE A REASON FOR THAT YA KNOW

 

momomonie
whatever floats your boat narci

and how did you even managed to snap all your faces?

like your roof might have holes already bc of your self-esteem

 

pinkseok
it's called confidence RM

wth your name is so weird to type

that's not even a real korean name

 

momomonie
ofc it's not my real name

i'm korean and that's the nickname my friends call me

 

pinkseok
it sounds like a stage name for some reason

is it a stage name?

are you a music major?

 

momomonie
i'm not going to answer that

 

pinkseok
SO YOU ARE A MUSIC MAJOR? :D

 

momomonie
no

not really

philosophy major i am

 

pinkseok
oh wow

so you randomly say deep shits about everything? like why are we created to poop things out or why do we have to have something to fear about?

 

momomonie
do you really have to ask why we are created to remove our bile outside our body?

 

pinkseok
HEY i was curious okay?

 

momomonie
curiosity kills the cat ya know

 

pinkseok
just answer my question

 

momomonie
fine yeah we ask those questions but we also study human behavior and the like

we pick students to study and then we present it to the class

ofc the student's info is purely confidential but if the student we picked is well-known then we have nothing to hide tbh

 

pinkseok
are you saying that you picked me to study on your stupid philosophy class?

 

momomonie
one, philosophy isn't a stupid subject or class

two, i never said i picked you

and three, stop assumung that my world only revolves around you narci

 

pinkseok
well i'm sorry for assuming that your world only revolves around me bc hey who's the one who screenshotted my snap in the first place?

 

momomonie
AKDNKSJXJAJDN

THAT WAS FOR MY FRIEND SEOKJIN

F R I E N D

 

pinkseok
whatever makes you sleep at night moni

 

momomonie
moni?

 

pinkseok
momomonie = moni

????

don't tell me you don't know your own username

 

momomonie
oh

OFC I KNOW

i'm not stupid

 

pinkseok
whatever floats your boat

did you know that you're also the first guy who screenshots my snaps?

are you really that dumb or just dumb?

 

momomonie
i'm not a guy and i am not dumb

 

pinkseok
/RM/

/moni/

who are you fooling here

 

momomonie
at least i tried

 

pinkseok
ok so there's only three things i know about you

a) you're definitely a guy

b) your stage name is RM

and c) you only have snapchat

that's still vague wth

 

momomonie
FOR THE LAST TIME

RM IS NOT A STAGE NAME FOR CHRIST'S SAKES

Chapter Text

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
so what's your hair color?

 

momomonie
wait i thought we're done talking yesterday?

 

pinkseok
do you think we're done talking?

so what hair color do you have right now?

black? brown? blonde? rainbow?

 

momomonie
well i thought we are since i assumed that you might have lost interest in talking to me

not that i want to talk to you either

and rainbow? seriously?

who in the world has that kind of hair color?

 

pinkseok
you're telling me that you don't want to talk to me yet here we are making a casual conversation

yeah? i know a guy who has rainbow hair color right now

his name is oh sehun and is a dance major and VERY HOT too

 

momomonie
i'm just trying to be nice here, narci

but if you don't want me to be nice then i could just unfollow you again or maybe block you :)

i did not asked who has rainbow hair??? and not that i even care??

 

pinkseok
DON'T YOU DARE UNFOLLOW ME AGAIN

IF YOU DO I'LL CALL YOUR FRIEND AGAIN

i just want you to know in case you don't believe that it's actually POSSIBLE for someone to have rainbow hair

 

momomonie
you don't even know my friend at all

i didn't say it's IMPOSSIBLE

 

pinkseok
which is why i'm asking you what hair color you have

yeah but you don't BELIEVE that nobody has rainbow hair color

 

momomonie
my hair color isn't the answer to finding out who my friend is?

i didn't say that

i was just ASKING

 

pinkseok
shh i'm trying to know more about you okay

so what hair color do you have?

and jesus christ you're so hard to argue with

 

momomonie
try harder narci

why would i even tell you my hair color?

i'm not a philosophy major for no reason yk

 

pinkseok
i'm TRYING

so that i can add more to my "facts about RM"

be lucky that i'm still not asking for your selca

i don't remember philosophy classes having to debate on something?

 

momomonie
how many are there already in your facts about me?

even if you ask, i still won't give you

i'm pretty sure your phone's screen would crack the moment you saw my face

philosophy doesn't only involve observations and keeping our mouths shut

we intend to argue and debate about things, ESPECIALLY when our findings is something we need to talk and defend to

 

pinkseok
just tell me your hair color dammit

you are being difficult here, i'm getting tired already

i could imagine, i'm starting to wonder why you're not studying law

 

momomonie
you have to guess c:

that's great! if you got tired already, you are free to stop talking and block me ^^

mehh law is too boring for me and reading tons of law books makes me more lazy than i am right now

 

pinkseok
for fuck's sakes there are HUNDREDS of possible hair colors to choose from

no way i'll block you, i still have to figure out who you are

then what do you most likely refer to do? other than observing and studying people?

 

momomonie
then state HUNDREDS of colors until you SPECIFICALLY got the right one :)

why do you even want to me show myself? like i told you before, i'm not worth to look or to find

listen to music and most probably compose

 

pinkseok
....... i hate you

it IS worth it for me

i mean think that you're in my shoes? if someone screenshotted your snap and found out it's the kind of person who doesn't even snap AT ALL, wouldn't you be curious and a little bit scared on why they did that?

and yet you're not a music major huh

 

momomonie
the feeling's very mutual

idk i didn't thought of you thinking that "if you're in my shoes" since you're narcissistic

nope. just a philosophy major

 

pinkseok
blonde?

i'm not. i have my reasons why i have to be

... you sure about that

 

momomonie
try again

and i won't ask about it but you getting scared because someone "unknown" screenshotted your snap?

i beg to differ because from what i recall, you threw the first punch which most likely changed what i used to think about you

I'M SERIOUS

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THINK THAT I'M A MUSIC MAJOR

 

pinkseok
black?

i WAS at first but my bestfriends yelled at me so i have no choice about it

BECAUSE YOUR NAME LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A STAGE NAME YOU BAFOON

I'M NOT THAT STUPID YOU KNOW

 

momomonie
nuh uh, try again ^^

why do i have the feeling that your bestfriends are younger than you yet acts as if they're older

AGAIN IT IS /NOT/ A STAGE NAME

STOP INSISTING THAT IT IS

 

pinkseok
FUCK THIS IS DIFFICULT

why are your guts right

I CAN'T SHAKE OFF THAT FEELING THAT YOU'RE A MUSIC ENTHUSIAST

 

momomonie
here's a deal

if you guess my hair color, i'd give one more fact about me JUST because i'm born to be nice

sO I WAS RIGHT?

IT'S BECAUSE I /AM/ A MUSIC ENTHUSIAST WHO IS A PHILOSOPHY MAJOR

GOD WHY ARE YOU BEING SO STUBBORN

 

pinkseok
FUCK YES RIGHT ON

yes.... two of them are 2 years younger than me while the other one is 3 years

IMPOSSIBLE

IF YOU'RE A MUSIC ENTHUSIAST, SHOULDN'T YOU BE A MUSIC MAJOR

 

momomonie
now choose.

but i'll give you a hint

my new hair color right now isn't the typical hair color of a normal person

so you're a kid at heart ....

YOU'RE TOO TYPICAL, JIN

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RN I CAN'T EVEN

 

pinkseok
nEw hAiR coLOr ?¿?¿

w h a t.

no i'm not !! it just so happened that i have three younger childhood friends

okay maybe two of them are childhood friends but the other one can already be mistaken as one because of how long we are together as bestfriends !!

STOP LAUGHING AT ME :((((

 

momomonie
yep, i decided to dye my hair since my bestfriend insisted to

that's cute tbh

i mean you have three younger bestfriends who are very protective of you or smth

but i guess you're more protective of them than they are to you?

I CAN'T

 

pinkseok
kandjsjxnkajdjwd ok give me a sec

so not black, brown or blonde. how about pink?

why? aren't your bestfriends protective of you?

ofc i am, i'm their strong and independent mother

if someone dares to mess with my children then they have to go through me

i won't hesistate to beat the fuckers out of them

MEANIE

 

momomonie
ehh close but that was my hair color like 9 months ago?

it's more of like them hitting and screaming at me shows that they actually care so basically it's painful love

from what i know you're not even good at fighting

it was funny okay :(

 

pinkseok
that's so CLOSE fuck akdjejd how about green?

aww sad

who told you

 

momomonie
that's my hair color when i first entered the university

i know, idek if i should be thankful or not

myself or more like i convinced myself that you're not good in anything but to keep on telling everyone how handsome you are

 

pinkseok
for freak's sakes how come i didn't even noticed you when your hair color literally screams ATTENTION

you should be thankful, ignoring you means they don't care soooo

are we srsly talking about this again? I'M NOT THE NARCISSISTIC ASSHOLE EVERYONE SAYS IN THE UNI AKDSJDNEM

 

momomonie
i told you, i'm a nobody which is why i don't even want you to find out about my face

yeah good point

i find that hard to believe after what happened yesterday

 

pinkseok
i don't want to believe that a "nobody" exists in this world so yes, i would still insist for a selca from you

anyway, PURPLE

AOJDKSKKDD AGAIN IT WAS AN ACT OF SELF-DEFENCE

 

momomonie
.... how

 

pinkseok
omfg

i guessed it right?

I GUESSED IT RIGHT?

 

momomonie
there are hundreds of colors...

 

pinkseok
OMFG SO I GUESSED IT RIGHT

I'LL LOOK FOR YOU IN THE UNI FINALLY

DON'T YOU EVEN DARE DYE A NEW COLOR YOU ANNOYING PRICK

 

momomonie
IT'S NOT AS IF I WOULD

DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THIS SHIT IS

 

pinkseok
i'll call you grape :)

 

momomonie
no

 

pinkseok
so grape

i finally added 3 more facts about you !!

 

momomonie
i'M NOT FOOD

 

pinkseok
geez stop whining and just listen !!

so anyway, 3 more facts about you !!

d) you have purple hair

e) you change your hair color VERY often (i still wonder why you're not bald)

f) you don't like being called grape but i'd still call you grape

 

momomonie
you are deliberately good at annoying me just so you know

 

pinkseok
that's what i do best :)

and if that's the only way to make you reveal yourself to me then i would gladly annoy you to no end

 

momomonie
oh god how did i ended up to be in this kind of situation

 

pinkseok
if you didn't screenshotted my snap OR show your face in your snaps then maybe you wouldn't end up into this situation

 

momomonie
i'm starting to regret it deeply

 


 

chimcheroo
you know what's scary?

it's the fact that seokjin hyung opened a website full of colors and keeps on laughing on his phone

idk if yu call that scary but for me I Am A Bit Terrified

 

pinkseok
shut up minnie

you're highly overexaggerating

 

chimcheroo
mE? EXAGGERATING?

YOU'RE LITERALLY LAUGHING EVERYTIME YOU PICK A FUCKING COLOR

 

taebae
why did you even opened a color website?

 

bunkook
if i'm not mistaken

you were talking to this RM guy

 

pinkseok
he made me guess his hair color in exchange for a fact

which reminds me

HE DIDN'T TOLD ME YET OMFG

 

bunkook
you're seriously trying to find him?

 

pinkseok
hopefully i'd be able to

 

taebae
what about your mysterious angel :((

 

pinkseok
i'm still looking for him as well dw

i'm still pretty much in love with angel

but the difference between angel and moni is that one, i know angel's face and not moni's

two, i haven't talked to angel yet to moni i already have

and it's just that when i talk to moni, i enjoyed it

he's funny

i even called him grape yet he didn't liked me calling him after a food

 

chimcheroo
oh believe me hyung

it hurts

very painful af

 


 

suqua
so how was it?

 

momomonie
he found out about my hair color....

he'll find me that's for sure

 

suqua
eh sooner or later he's gonna find out anyway

 

hoeseok
what's so bad about showing yourself to him?

 

momomonie
are you even hearing yourself seok?

i'm not worth it for him to see

just no?

and besides if he saw me i'm sure he'll be disappointed

 

hoeseok
pls anyone who saw your face wasn't disappointed

 

momomonie
you sure about that.

 

hoeseok
okay maybe that was like 5 years ago BUT the present is already different !!

imagine that the most popular guy AND your crush badly wants to see you

and the fact that many wanted to ask you out to be their date for prom WHICH BTW is a week from now proves that you are WORTH seeing

 

momomonie
i don't think he'll be one of those people

plus they probably wanted me to be their date cuz they couldn't find anyone else :(

 

suqua
i swear

you need to eat seokjin's self-esteem

at least for half a plate

no make it the WHOLE plate

 

hoeseok
for once

EVEN for once

have your confidence EVEN HIGHER than kim fucking seokjin

 

momomonie
don't you dare put swear words on his name bitch

 

hoeseok
you hoe i thought you don't like him since he's a narcissistic asshole?

 

momomonie
i didn't said i didn't like him

i just said that he's a narcissistic asshole like everyone says

i mean who knows i'm still hoping he can change or at least he's not the real thing

 

suqua
whatever you say

just don't change your haircolor just because he finally found out

as an advice from someone who changes his hair color as if he's changing his clothes,

and if you don't want to grow bald

and if you don't want to waste money

i suggest you to NOT dye again at least after a month

 

momomonie
but :((

 

hoeseok
jesus christ fine i'll lend you my bucket hat

just don't whine to the both of us for the whole fucking night

 

momomonie
and because you love me?

 

suqua
yeah yeah we love you too

Chapter Text

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
HEY YOU

I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SO STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU'RE NOT HERE

 

momomonie
what the hell are you talking about.

and i thought we're done talking????

 

pinkseok
bro once we talk there's no end to it

AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME THE FACT ABOUT YOU THAT SERVES AS MY PRIZE FOR GUESSING YOUR HAIR COLOR RIGHT

 

momomonie
oh yeah i forgot

i have dimples?

 


 

pinkseok
life update: he has dimples

 

taebae
there's so many people who has dimples?

 

pinkseok
exactly

 

taebae
kookie has them

 

bunkook
that was a scar hyung

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok

wait that's it?

you have dimples?

 

momomonie
yeah?

what do you expect me to give?

my class section?

 

pinkseok
if you really want to make my job easier in finding you then sure i'll gladly accept that information :)

 

momomonie
how about a no?

 

pinkseok
there are hundreds of people with dimples

how do you expect me to find you?

 

momomonie
you don't?

and for heaven's sakes you're still into finding me?

 

pinkseok
I'M CURIOUS OKAY

70% curious 30% bored to be quite honest

 

momomonie
clearly looks like it cuz you have the time to spell out "tbqh"

level of boredness: kim seokjin

 

pinkseok
i don't even know your last name

that sucks as fuck

 

momomonie
too bad for you then

life is unfair so go and suck it up

 

pinkseok
you're mean and a tease

i just want to see your face

and be comfortable with each other

and making me calm that i'm talking to a complete but not so completely stranger

why is life really unfair

 

momomonie
you can just stop talking to me ya know

i'll gladly block you

 

pinkseok
but i need someone to talk to

plus you're a funny guy

not as funny as me cuz i haven't heard you telling any joke to me but still funny

 

momomonie
do you want me to have mercy on you?

 

pinkseok
it's as if you're looking at me with pity so no thanks

 

momomonie
that's too bad

 

pinkseok
uh why?

 

momomonie
i would have said my last name to you

 

pinkseok
......

have mercy please

 

momomonie
but you said you don't want to

you said and i quote,

"it's as if you're looking at me with pity so no thanks"

 

pinkseok
forget what i said

and that's you copy pasting my text grape

 

momomonie
call me grape then i won't tell you anything at all

 

pinkseok
hey RM

 

momomonie
that won't suffice

 

pinkseok

how about this?

 

momomonie
try again

 

pinkseok

how about now?

 

momomonie
meh

 

pinkseok

i swear to god this is the best selca i've ever done

if you didn't wheezed or choked on this then i don't know what the hell you are

and that you don't appreciate beauty

 


 

momomonie
w heezes

 

suqua
seokjin sent you a snap of his face again?

 

momomonie
c h o k e s

 

hoeseok
figures

still okay there?

 

suqua
he's in his room seokkie

i doubt i'll open the door seeing a very clean bedroom

 

hoeseok
i'm not worried about the freaking bedroom

i'm worried that namjoon might hurt himself

again

so

you still okay there?

 

momomonie
barely

 


 

[ private : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
excuse me

it depends on me if i put the person under the beautiful category or not

don't you ever believe in the saying "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder" ???

 

pinkseok
ofc i believe that

and even if i said that i'm not a narcissistic bitch there's still a tad bit confidence in me

so why not use it?

 

momomonie
so you basically used your face to get out a bit of info of me

 

pinkseok
it usually works

 

momomonie
well there's definitely a first in everything

 

pinkseok
then you're definitely the first stranger i've ever talked to the longest

 

momomonie
basically i'm not a stranger

i gave you my name, my HAIR COLOR in fact, and even a bit of my facial trait

DO YOU STILL CALL THAT A STRANGER

 

pinkseok
DUMBO RM IS NOT EVEN YOUR REAL NAME

YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME YOUR LAST NAME

AND FOR FUCK'S SAKES HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU BY HAIR COLOR WHEN I SEE LOTS OF STUDENTS HAVE PURPLE HAIR

 

momomonie
DO YOU STILL WANT ME TO TELL YOU MY LAST NAME?

btw 2018's color is purple which is why many people has purple hair color

god how come you do not know that

 

pinkseok
FUCKING YES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

well i'm sorry if i wasn't updated with LIFE

 

momomonie
it's kim

well now you know

 

pinkseok
.......

we have the same surname

 

momomonie
i know

 

pinkseok
there are lots of kims in s. korea

 

momomonie
exactly

 

pinkseok
this would be harder than i thought

 

momomonie
you can request the registrar to get all the file cases of every kim in the university

 

pinkseok
do you even know how fucking hard that would be

 

momomonie
you should be expecting that already

 

pinkseok
do you seriously want me to suffer

 

momomonie
it was you who makes this harder

 

pinkseok
all i ever wanted is to see your face

do you even hear me sobbing?

 

momomonie
do you actually expect me to hear your sobs?

let's be practical here jin

 

pinkseok
and you're serious af

and for the love of grapes

will you PLEASE play along with my drama

 

momomonie
i didn't even signed up to be a part of your drama

 

pinkseok
you know what

i hate you

so much

 

momomonie
yeah sure love you too

 


 

taebae
three words seokjin

three words.

WHAT THE FUCK?

 

pinkseok
nOW IS NOT THE TIME TO WORRY OVER TATA HEART

WHAT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT IS THE REASON WHY MONI SAID I LOVE YOU

 

chimcheroo
what is happening

i am confused

 

bunkook
basically

they were having a movie marathon

seokjin hyung has taetae's plushie aka tata heart

RM texted him smth that made hyung to throw the plushie towards the trashbin MIRACULOUSLY

and now tae hyung won't stop screaming bloody murder at him bc tata heart stinks already

and you know your boyfriend hyung

he hates to see tata getting thrown to the washing machine and to the dryers

 

chimcheroo
oh

SEOKJIN HYUNG

 

pinkseok
L O O K

I'M SORRY OKAY

I DIDN'T MEAN TO

I FREAKED OUT TOO MUCH I GET IT

BUT LISTEN

RM SAID I LOVES ME

L O V E S M E

 

taebae
YOU USELESS PLANK DIDN'T YOU EVEN SENSED THE AMOUNT OF SARCASM IN THAT TEXT RM SENT YOU

YOU FUCKING THREW TATA TO THE TRASH CAN

HOW ABOUT I THROW ALL YOUR MARIO FIGURINES IN THE TRASH CAN BY MISTAKE BC APPARENTLY I RECIEVED A FUCKING PICTURE OF JIMIN IN A FUCKING LINGERY

 

chimcheroo
sweats,,,, babe

this is so not the time for the new episode to exposing park twink jimin

 

bunkook
well that's uhm

honestly i don't know how to react to that

 

taebae
OFC YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU IMAGINE YOONGI AND HOSEOK IN A LINGERY YOU BRAT

 

bunkook
wow you really are mad

 

taebae
KIM FUCKING SEOKJIN FUCKING THREW TATA INTO THE TRASH BIN

BLOODY FUCKING HELL

 

pinkseok
PLS TAETAE

I'M SORRY OKAY

I DIDN'T MEAN TO I SWEAR

I'LL COOK YOUR FAVE FOR A MONTH

 

taebae
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

 

pinkseok
2 MONTHS !! I'LL COOK THEM FOR TWO MONTHS

 

taebae
okay sure :)

 

chimcheroo
.......

are you on your period tae

 

taebae
fuck you jimin

 

bunkook
look who's sleeping on the couch tonight :)

 

chimcheroo
fuck you jungkook

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok

i'm bored

talk to me

 

momomonie
clearly you are

where is that?

wait is that the indoor field?

what are you doing there?

 

pinkseok
yes i'm in the indoor field

i'm with my team to practice archery

rmb that the sports fest is a week after the prom

i have to practice

but it's not my turn yet for 30 mins and i couldn't really talk to anybody but jimin

my teachers are still in the middle of teaching the new guys

 

momomonie
you could just talk to this jimin guy?

 

pinkseok
i talk to him day and night moni do you still expect me to STILL talk to him now?

 

momomonie
touche

 

pinkseok
anyway

do you already have a date for prom?

 

momomonie
not really

i'm not planning on going

 

pinkseok
hold the fuck up

look at this word RM

prom

P R O M

now pls contemplate on your life again for an hour bc you did NOT just told me that you're not going to PROM

 

momomonie
why would i even go to prom when i don't have a date?

and i don't see any valid purpose of prom

 

pinkseok
dude what are you? a child?

PROM is literally the HIGHLIGHT of every teenage person's life before turning 20

i cannot BELIEVE you don't wanna go

 

momomonie
i know you just want to see me that badly so shut up cuz it's not working

 

pinkseok
EVEN SO

you can't miss this party

i mean, this is just once in a lifetime

 

momomonie
my bestfriends wanted me to come as well

they said the three of us would dance together

i highly doubt that i'll even leave the party without forcing myself to actually leave bc i ended up witnessing my bestfriends fuck each other's mouths out infront of me

 

pinkseok
smh same?

although one of my bestfriends is single and wants me to have his "fake date" just to lighten up my feelings

 

momomonie
why would he have to do that?

 

pinkseok
you don't need to know

so, you going?

it'll be fun

i promise i won't look for you this time

 

momomonie
you sure about that?

how am i supposed to be sure that you won't look for me?

 

pinkseok
the exact same way on how sure you let me know that who i'm talking to right now is not a stranger who's obsessed with me

 

momomonie
wow that completely backfired me

but on a serious note?

 

pinkseok
i won't look for you i swear on all my mario figurines

you gotta exprience this for once

i'll back off for the moment and let you enjoy the night :))

 

momomonie
you're being nice today

that's surprising

 

pinkseok
brat i've always been nice

you just bring the bitch side of me

btw you have to update me AFTER the party

not DURING but BEFORE and AFTER the party

bc i'm more than sure that i'm already wasted by that time

 

momomonie
are you sure it's AFTER the party or the night AFTER the party?

 

pinkseok
....

if i reply then i'm still pretty much alive so

 

momomonie
don't you ever think that for once alcohol is actually bad for you?

 

pinkseok
i rarely drink alcohol which is why i'll drink hard in prom so do you still consider that bad?

 

momomonie
yeah?

i mean it IS bad for your health

you gotta take care of your health ya know

 

pinkseok
awwwwwwww

now you DO care : " )

 

momomonie
i've been a caring person in the first place jin

 

pinkseok
you copied my lines

and you? caring?

i've never snorted so hard in my entire life

 

momomonie
not the exact word?

i imagined you being a pig

 

pinkseok
cut the crap the only thing you changed there is "caring"

okay not to be so rude to pigs but calling and imagining me as a pig is just NO

i mean me? and a pig? you need glasses dude

 

momomonie
ok fine i did copied it

i can call you piglet to make it sound cute???

 

pinkseok
wait

ARE YOU GIVING ME A NICKNAME? :D

 

momomonie
uhhh

kinda?

a token for promising to back off at prom

 

pinkseok
THAT'S CUTE AS FUCK WHAT THE HECK

THANKS GRAPES

 

momomonie
did you even heard me

i called you piglet

I'LL call you piglet

a cute nickname

CUTE nickname

but you really had the audacity to call me GRAPE

 

pinkseok
grape is a cute nickname

come on

my nickname's piglet but that doesn't mean that i'll be able to stop people from guessing that maybe i look like a pig that's why you called me piglet

so you should do the same thing


momomonie
you're unbelievable..

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momomonie
guess what i just found after 3 hours of skimming through google

 

suqua
words?

links?

videos?

facts?

pictures of whatever shit you looked at?

 

momomonie
you got the second and last right

i feel like my heart just bursted

never in my entire life i've ever thought that seokjin is actually a model

a fucking

model

i spent 3 years in this uni why the hell i wasn't aware of this

 

suqua
holy mary mother of cameras

wHO TOOK THAT PICTURE OF HIM

THE DETAILS IS FUCKING ETHEREAL

HE LOOKS HE'S GLOWING? LIKE A GOD?

WHAT EFFECTS DID HE USED THAT MADE HIM LOOK LIKE ONE?

WHO.

TOOK.

THAT.

FUCK MY FINGERS ARE ITCHED TO GRAB MY DSLR CAMERA

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

 

momomonie
and that's when i lost my trust in you that you would join me in appreciating seokjin's beauty

 

suqua
excuse me

the only person who i would appreciate in terms of beauty is my hoseok

 

hoeseok
babe as much as i love how you managed to bring life to my praise kink again

i also found something interesting :))

 

suqua
how come i'm the only one who hasn't found something interesting?

this is so unfair ????

 

hoeseok
peanut you're literally busy with your music

me and joonie are laid back here in the dorms and so we decided to just randomly search things in google

anyway

look who i found !!!

 

suqua
i have a few things to say

 

momomonie
go on

you first before me

 

suqua
okay br eathes

1) who took that pic?

2) i need to know the name, the address, phone number, what camera he/she uses, the skills

3) the position and angle is so fucking on point how is that even possible? the one who took the pic is WAY better than my prof in photography class

4) this is so surreal how is that even possible?

5) IS THAT JEON JUNGKOOK? THE JEON JUNGKOOK WHOM WE TOOK A SELCA WITH?

6) HE'S LITERALLY GLOWING???? WHAT????

7) HE LOOKED TOO PERFECT?

8) I DON'T BELIEVE IN ANY RELIGION BUT DID GOD EVEN MANAGED TO TAKE MORE TIME IN CREATING THIS WORK OF ART???

 

momomonie
you...

managed to say more things than usual

I Am Surprised

 

hoeseok
i expected this kind of reaction from him : " )

knowing that he loves photography just as much as he loves music

i knew he'd love this

 

suqua
my fingers are dying to get my camera

can you model again for me seok?

 

hoeseok
ofc bby anything for you ^^

 

momomonie
yuck

disgusting pda

 

suqua
excuse fucking me

you're just jealous that you don't get to do this with seokjin

 

hoeseok
that's not all

 

momomonie
definitely not

 

suqua
wdym?

 

hoeseok

i smh question myself if it's possible that two beautiful people would end up together

but now that i look at these two

i can finally say that it is very possible

 

suqua
wait

is that jimin and taehyung?

 

momomonie
yep

they're models

the four of them

and i am too stupid that i wasn't even aware

 

suqua
WHO !! TOOK !! THEIR !! PICTURES !!

AND HOW COME I DID NOT KNOW TOO???

 

hoeseok
it was jungkook, peanut

THE jeon jungkook whom we took a selca with

 

suqua
i....

why....

how....

 

hoeseok
tbh i just found this link about models under the modeling agency BIGHIT

i clicked the link and hold and behold

dozens of categories in the website

plus the photographers and models

turns out that the four of them are the only models in the agency

it's a small but very popular and powerful one

 

momomonie
not surprised that even though it's a small agency, it's powerful

i mean look at the models

plus jungkook's the head of the photography team

the one we showed you is like a part of the photo theme album called "LOVE YOURSELF" ??

there are 4 versions: L O V E

the one we showed you is O version

 

suqua
that is actually smart

 

hoeseok
i like the E version more though

jungkook looks so fucking good

 

momomonie
and seokjin's just as good as well

i feel lik crying

 

suqua
and jungkook took ALL of those?

except for himself?

 

momomonie
apparently yes

 

suqua
i can't believe this

how come none of us is aware that this actually exist?

do they ever modeled for other magazines?

like idk? vogue?

 

hoeseok
i did further research bc i'm that much of a person who loves tea

BIGHIT's models doesn't want to he revealed that much in popular magazines or to any magazines at all

it means that the four of them only wanted to keep it lowkey and just sell albums to those who finds them

idk why up until now they're not THAT popular in the modeling agency but if the peeps in the higher positions saw them?

10/10 BIGHIT would crumple

 

momomonie
def true

but they're loyal to Bang Shihyuk? the CEO of BIGHIT

 

suqua
how come i haven't seen jungkook to any of my photography classes....

there's only one class for photographies

 

hoeseok
maybe he has a different schedule bby

you only get those classes MWF

who knows maybe he gets it for TTHST

 

suqua
isn't that too overboard that he'll go to uni in a saturday?

 

hoeseok
we don't know the guy, peanut

anything's possible

 

suqua
well since YOU talk to seokjin already

why don't you ask him about jungkook for me?

i'm dying to know his techniques

 

momomonie
are you crazy?

rmb that he doesn't know me at all

my face and everything

 

hoeseok
from what i remembered

you told him that you have dimples as deep as the craters of the moon

 

momomonie
APART FROM THAT

he doesn't know anything

and i'd rather stick to keeping myself lowkey as much as possible

if jungkook finds out that i'm RM then there's a high chance

as high as 100%

 

suqua
you're exaggerating

 

momomonie
i only state facts here

speaking falsehoods ain't my style

anyway

there's a high chance that seokjin would see me

then everything goes down

 

hoeseok
are you really sure that everything would fall the moment he saw you?

 

suqua
the only thing that would fall once he saw you is that HE is the one would be falling to YOU

 

momomonie
did you literally just said a joke

 

suqua
it was not my intention so moving on

 

hoeseok
ANYWAY

i mean look at yourself joon

do you honestly think that everything would be a downfall once he sees you?

 

momomonie
yes

 

hoeseok
i am so annoyed that you keep things 100 when it comes to your honesty :))))

 

suqua
either way

IF jungkook finds out

me and hoseok can tell him to not tell seokjin

i believe he's a man of his word

he wouldn't sell you out

 

momomonie
i can't just blatantly ask him if jungkook goes to photography classes

he would be curious

if he knows its because of you THEN he'll approach you

THEN there would be a high possible chance that he would see you with me then everything would be doomed

i can't even imagine myself facing him

i already faced him once and it took me 5 minutes to gather myself together just to not drop my books again after i bumped into him

 

hoeseok
come on

all you gotta do is ask

if he asks why then tell him a friend wants to ask him about photography

you can even tell him our names

if he asks us about you then we would tell him that you don't want him to see you

even though i am completely against to that idea, i still respect your decisions

but still that doesn't stop me from hitting you with a frying pan because HONESTLY???? you're fucking good looking idk why the hell you look at yourself as if you're a piece of trash

 

suqua
i agree with him here

but seriously namjoon

pls ask him abt jungkook

I !! NEED !! TO !! BE !! TAUGHT !! BY !! THE !! PROFESSIONAL !!

JUNGKOOK AKA PHOTOGRAPHER SLASH MODEL

A CONCEPT

 

momomonie
fine fine

only because i finally saw a fanboy!yoongi after a very long time

 

suqua
don't you even dare bring that up

 

hoeseok
which is?

 

suqua
nothing sunshine

do you want something to eat? i can bring you home some food since i'll be leaving the studio in a few mins

 

momomonie
you even dare to ask him and not ask me

how nice of you

 

suqua
what can i say

boyfriend responsibilities

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
so someone has been modeling and i wasn't aware

 

pinkseok
wait is this RM i'm speaking to?

 

momomonie
uh yeah?

why would you even think that you're talking to an another person?

do you think i have split personalities?

 

pinkseok
oh yeah you are def RM

give me a few minutes to process that you actually texted me first

this happens once in a blue moon

i need to cherish this moment

 

momomonie
you're being dramatic again

and we've been talking for like a week alr i think we're in this type of relationship wherein it's ok for me to initiate the convo now

 

pinkseok
i live for acting too ya know

drama and fantasy is my jam

so you're not in the stage of "not wanting to talk to me" and "wanting to block me" ???

 

momomonie
i'd rather be in the logical and practical side

not a surprise why we often argue

well no? not anymore really

 

pinkseok
it's more of little bickering tbvh

opposites attract i guess?

that's a relief then

and what were you saying earlier again?

 

momomonie
you've been modeling

 

pinkseok
no i wasn't

 

momomonie
sureeeeeee

 

pinkseok
okay one, how did you find that

two, that was like 2 years ago i looked like shit

three, i'm pretty sure the agency is so lowkey what even

 

momomonie
tbvh you don't look like shit

you looked handsome there

and the other photos i've seen in the website

 

pinkseok
well shit those are like 3-5 years ago i looked more shit than that

WAIT DID YOU JUST COMPLIMENTED ME

 

momomonie
i'm human with emotions yk

i compliment people if i want to compliment them

and i'm really serious when i said you looked handsome there

even your friends are good-looking too

 

pinkseok
weeps jimin and taehyung are the real gods here

they're the perfectly symmetrical face couple

especially taehyung

did you know he won the no. 1 most handsome guy in the whole world?

he's the most popular out of us three bc of that

even gucci wanted him to model for their brand but idm he loves BIGHIT (same tbh) so he declined

jimin too is a fucking goddess

like literally

he can make sensual and sexual combine on his face experessions

a professional like taehyung

 

momomonie
but you're more handsome than them??

 

pinkseok
thanks for your opinion RM

 

momomonie
i'm being serious here

 

pinkseok
ofc you are

i mean many people do see me handsome

but there are also others who don't

i just respect their opinions that's all

bUT HEY BEING COMPLIMENTED BY YOU IS A GOOD FEELING

YOU KNOS THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FINALLY ABLED TO RELEASE THE POOP YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING?

YEAH THAT KIND OF FEELING

 

momomonie
you blatantly ruined the most serious mood ever

 

pinkseok
i'M JUST DOING THAT FOR THE SAKE OF YOU UNDERSTANDING IT BETTER

 

momomonie
by comparing it to something disgusting

I Cannot Even

btw jungkook was the one who took the pics?

 

pinkseok
IT'S NOT THAT DISGUSTING

DON'T YOU POOP EVERYDAY?

yeah jungkook's a photographer as well

HEAD photographer to be exact

he really likes taking pictures and even told me that the prof in his photography class is shitty at taking photos

in which i definitely agree

the prof can just take his ass away and jungkook can take over

that kid has a gift i tell you

 

momomonie
really?

my bestfriend's in photography as well

he told me that no one in his class is really that good

and the fact that he's practically the best in class makes him disappionted since he wants someone better than him can teach him the real flaws in his pictures

 

pinkseok
maybe he's in a different schedule?

what's his name?

 

momomonie
min yoongi?

 

pinkseok
omg

 


 

pinkseok
YO FUCKERS

I HAVE TEA TO SHARE

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chimcheroo
i don't know which one i should react first

the fact that you called us 'fuckers' or you have tea

 

pinkseok
I'M EXCITED TO SHARE THIS OKAY

FINALLY SOMEONE WOULD HAVE A BOYFRIEND

MAKE IT TWO BOYFRIENDS BECAUSE THIS ONE ALREADY HAS ONE

 

bunkook
why do i get this weird feeling that i'm involved into this tea

 

taebae
it's because you ARE the only one who has a crush on a COUPLE

 

pinkseok
jungkook you gotta switch scheds in your photography class

like

RIGHT NOW

 

bunkook
i'm in the middle of my dance class hyung

do you think i can just bolt out of the doors NOW?

and besides, why would i even switch schedules with it? i'm already comfortable with the arrangement of my schedules

 

pinkseok
jfc if you don't want to die a spinster then switch schedules already

you'll thank me soon enough for this i swear to god

 

bunkook
how about a no?

 

chimcheroo
how about a yes?

i don't really know what tea seokjin hyung's gonna say, which btw you're SUPPOSED to tell us already, but it concerns about your love life so you HAVE to do it

 

bunkook
cries

why is my love life your business

 

taebae
because we know that you're clueless as fuck and won't do any moves

at all

 

pinkseok
rmb min yoongi?

the guy who took a selca with you?

i got an another fact from RM

seems to be that yoongi is RM's bestfriend so i'm pretty sure hoseok is also his bestfriend

RM saw our modeling photos guys

the LY concept

 

chimcheroo
isn't that like 2 years ago?

which reminds me that we should get back to modeling again

i miss the staff already :((

 

pinkseok
same

so yeah i'm pretty sure that yoongi and hoseok saw this as well

idk RM told me that yoongi wanted someone who's better than him to teach him skills since all the peeps in his class ain't good

same goes to his prof

 

bunkook
there's only one prof for photography so i'm confident that the one he talks about is shitty in taking photos

 

taebae
the only reason why you can say that is because your dad taught you real photography skills

 

pinkseok
aren't you even going to react to this kookie?

MIN YOONGI wants YOU to be in his class

like

MORE THAN ANYTHING

 

bunkook
so basically he just wanted me there because i have great photography skills

okay sure that's fine

really

 

chimcheroo
he ain't happy about this clearly

 

pinkseok
don't assume that he likes you only for your skills

he likes LIKES you

same goes to hoseok

think about it

if you and yoongi become close then maybe you'll be able to be close to hoseok as well

 

bunkook
well yeah but

they're dating each other

 

pinkseok
!!!!!!!!

POLY

RELATIONSHIP

EXISTS

!!!!!!!!

 

taebae
just see what happens there kook

you gotta step up your game

test the waters

don't assume

 

bunkook
YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY ASSUMUNG THAT THE BOTH OF THEM LIKE ME

WHAT THE HELL IS THE DIFFERENCE

 

taebae
the only damn difference is that you are ASSUMING they DON'T like you while we STATE THE FACT that they DO like you

 

pinkseok
there's no winning to this kook

if you don't want to leave me behind in prom even if i want you to mingle with the two

then the least you could do is to approach them

 

bunkook
.... fine

only because i don't have much of a choice

and can i just ask for his number instead of actually switching schedules?

i don't want any conflicts with my other classes so he and i can just meet at a studio or somewhere

 

pinkseok
nOW THAT'S BETTER

 

chimcheroo
since yoongi is RM's bestfriend

maybe you can actually go and see him himself or ask yoongi for his picture?

i mean you've been trying to find him for like more than week now

 

pinkseok
i'm actually planning on doing that

IF yoongi and jungkook agrees to meet each other

high chances that i'll finally be able to see him akdjkksde

 

taebae
how about your angel then?

 

pinkseok
i haven't seen him yet again

ugh he's always so difficult to spot

 

chimcheroo
you never know you'll see them wherever you are right now.

where are you anyway?

we miss your cooking

 

pinkseok
wow so you miss my cooking but not me

well go fuck yourself jimin

 

chimcheroo
I AM OFFENDED?

I ONLY SAID I MISS YOUR COOKING

 

pinkseok
you could have told me that you missed me first THEN my cooking

 

taebae
it's true that we missed your cooking

jimin has been eating cup noodles for 2 days straight

and i miss my cuddle bear

 

chimcheroo
the food here at camp stinks ugh

i knew i shouldn't have agreed on this stupid hiking

why did we even need to do this

what does this have to do with biology

and your cooking is way better hyung

and and i'm serious that i miss YOU and your cooking

BUT ofc i miss my cuddle puppy as well

 


pinkseok
yeah sure jimin i miss you too

if you bring me back some evergreen leaves since i need them to give some more displag in my room then i'll cook you black bean noodles

 


chimcheroo
fuck idek the difference between an evergreen tree and an oak tree

but for those black bean noodles then i shall find it for you

 

taebae
aww ily babe

 

bunkook
save me and hyung from the cheesiness

we LITERALLY don't need that shit

 

taebae
if you just approach yoonseok then MAYBE you'll be able to recieve as much pda as possible

 


bunkook
jesus fucking christ hyung i DID told you that i'll talk to hyung

where are you seokjin hyung?

 

pinkseok
here at the library

i need to look for some korean - english dictionary

fuck why did i even got linguistics as a subject

the prof wanted us to translate an english paragraph to korean

I Hate Translation

 

bunkook
i need yoongi hyung's number

 

pinkseok
oh yeah right

5470-920-XXXX

 

bunkook
thanks

 

taebae
you better tell yoongi that you love him

tell him that you love hoseok too

 

bunkook
h Y U N G

 


 

pinkseok
i take it back

i take it all back

I Love Linguistics

 

chimcheroo
what has happened?

aND I FINALLY GRABBED SOME EVERGREEN LEAVES FOR YOU !!

 

pinkseok

I SAW ANGEL

RIP KIM SEOKJIN

FUCK HE LOOKS SO FREAKING HANDSOME

HE EVEN HAS PURPLE FUCKING HAIR

 

taebae
omg those dimples are seriously cute

 

bunkook
he has a unique face now that i observed it more clearly

oh god please tell me you did your very best to take a picture of him without him noticing you

 

pinkseok
if you mean "doing best" is actually me hiding behind the bookshelves and sneak a peek at him for once in a while as if i'm james bond then yes

i did my very best to take a picture of him without getting caught

 

chimcheroo
why are you being ridiculous again hyung

you know that you could just do the usual moves?

like hide your phone behind a book as if you're reading

and make sure your phone doesn't have flash so that when you take a picture you wouldn't get caught?

 

taebae
but that's the old school ways jimin

and i'm pretty sure that everyone knows those kinds of moves already

 

pinkseok
plus angel looks so smart

i mean

HE'S READING HISTORY BOOKS

WHO TF READS AND CARES ABT HISTORY?

MY CRUSH. MY ANGEL

I'M AMAZED AND IS DEAD

RIP KIM SEOKJIN

CAUSE OF DEATH:

THIS ANGEL.

 

bunkook
then what are you doing standing there like an idiot?

 

pinkseok
well

heh

funny story

i was ABOUT to

but someone called him and now he's gone :((

i feel like crying honestly

 

chimcheroo
aww :(

well at least you saw him again !!

who knows maybe he'll show up at prom

 


pinkseok
with a date.

 

chimcheroo
now you're beating yourself up :(

 

taebae
and here we go again

hyung istg you can just boldly ask him?

 

pinkseok
believe me

i WANT to

but everytime i even had the chance to see him i ended up backing away bc i would ask myself if he really is real

 


chimcheroo
^ mood

 

bunkook
well definitely you'll not be able to get him to be your date for the prom

 


pinkseok
wow

coming from someone who also doesn't have the balls to talk to his crushes

 


bunkook
I THOUGHT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU HERE

 

pinkseok
STOP WHINING

YOU HANDLE YOUR LOVE LIFE WHILE I HANDLE MINE

JUST LET ME CRY IN THE CORNER FOR A SECOND OKAY

 


 

[ private chat : suqua ]

 

bunkook
uhh hello

this is jeon jungkook

the guy whom you had a selca with at the tuxedo shop at the mall??

seokjin hyung told me that his friend told him about you wanting to work with me so he gave me your number

i hope i got it right

is it more like me teaching you?

 

suqua
oh my god

i actually didn't expect you to text me

and yes i know you

i'm min yoongi btw

 

bunkook
hello

i'm sorry if i look awkward

i'm not really good in talking with people

 

suqua
lol no it's okay

i grew up being alone for like 16 years so we're basically the same

my boyfriend is the reason why i even have friends to begin with

 

bunkook
oh yeah!

jung hoseok right?

i bumped into him at one of my dance classes

he's really sweet and kind

 

suqua
right?

and he's handsome too c ries

 

bunkook
that i can definitely agree

i mean what?

AHHAHAHA omg i'm sorry i didn't mean to say that

please ignore my choice of words

 

suqua
no no it's fine

i mean it's true that he's handsome

it's not bad to admire and to brag

 

bunkook
he really has a sharp jawline

anyway, seokjin hyung told me that you want me to teach you my skills in the photography field?

 

suqua
actually yeah

the prof is nowhere being professional so i really needed someone who is actually good at it and is better than me so that i can actually learn something new to me

 

bunkook
yeah sure i can help you with that

can you give me samples though?

any pictures?

 

suqua
sure!

if you don't mind, i used my boyfriend as a model?

 

bunkook
i don't mind that ^^

 

suqua
great !!

here

this was a year ago when we were at the beach for a date

i couldn't help but take a picture of him since well, he looks perfect

 

bunkook
wow...

 

suqua
i hope you don't mind me talking about hoseok ;;

 

bunkook
no no it's actually fine

do you have more?

 

suqua
well i have a few more

 

bunkook
the pictures are really great

not that rusty as well

the angles are definitely on point

but maybe we should talk about how you handle the camera

even though the angle on where you're supposed to shoot is perfect, the way the picture's orientation needs some more improvement

and also the filter

do you want to meet somewhere?

so that we can talk about this more

 

suqua
you can go to the dance studio where you often practice

hoseok informed me that he memorizes all the students assigned to each dance studio

you can meet the both of us there since i'll be having hoseok as my model for my next project

 

bunkook
uh sure! no problem ahahaha

i remembered that hoseok hyung is like dancer lee's PA already

no doubt he memorizes the dancers' assigned studios

does tomorrow sound good?

 

suqua
sure, tomorrow is great ^^

see you jungkook

 

bunkook
see you hyung

 


 

bunkook
give me time to breathe

hoseok hyung looks fucking fantastic

he's the most beautiful model i've ever seen

 

pinkseok
now you feel my pain

 


 

suqua
seokkie, we'll be meeting with jungkook tomorrow at his studio

i'm so excited to seek help from a freaking professional

 

hoeseok
hOLY COW

I /AM/ EXCITED TO MEET JUNGKOOK :D

 

momomonie
you better not sold me out

 

hoeseok
ofc we won't

we promise :)

 

momomonie
that smiley is not assuring at all

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[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
so i have a theory

and don't even laugh if it's funny

i worked hard in thinking about this so i deserve an appreciation

 

momomonie
theory about what though?

and you can just tell that to your bestfriends? to jungkook, jimin and taehyung?

 

pinkseok
theory about you

and your dimples

and i already DID told them which results to a:

1) jimin tripping over from a twig bc apparently he's in a hiking and is not even watching where he's going and is busy reading my long ass theory

2) taehyung blocking me in twitter and messanger because he thinks that i might get aborted by aliens because of how irrelevant yet deep science shit it is

and 3) jungkook locking me in my own bedroom with the key in his hands

so i am currently sitting on my bed, talking to you in my mario pyjamas whils taking notes whenever i thought of something that can helpy theory

 

momomonie
uh wow

mario pyjamas? don't you have classes? it's literally 11:30 in the morning

your theory better be good though

 

pinkseok
what? i love mario can't you even tell from my snaps?

oh it IS good alright

again my bestfriends ended up leaving me alone bc of it

 

momomonie
i highly doubt that they left you bc of how good that theory is

cross out good, replace it with crazy

 

pinkseok
dumbass you haven't even heard my theory yet

 

momomonie
more like i haven't 'read' it yet

 

pinkseok
MOVING ON

so according to what you told me and the facts i've gathered

here's what i came up with:

you have dimples, have purple hair, name is RM which i hypothetically think is not really a real name but a nickname, loves music but is a psychology major, doesn't like to be called grapes and definitely doesn't want to be known

wtf you're basically an unknown being

you must be an alien, that's why you don't want to show up

 

momomonie
uh wait that's your theory?

 

pinkseok
what

no, not yet

so here's my theory:

you might be a tall kind of person since you literally hate to be called grape since the fruit is the same size as your eyeball

more or less you're taller than me

don't ask me why, it's my gut that's been telling me that you're taller

 

momomonie
can't the reason "i don't want to be called after a food" valid as to why i don't like "grape" as your nickname for me

 

pinkseok
if you change your hair color then maybe i'll stop calling you grape

anyway, next is your dimples

your dimples might be as deep as the fucking marianas trench because my guts says so

i was contemplating if you dimples are as deep as a moon crater or the trench itself but most dimples are as deep as moon craters so i'd rather go with the unique one which is as deep as the marianas trench

 

momomonie
..... how could you even say that i'm unique

and do you like, put all your bets to your guts? not everything is right about your guts

 


pinkseok
it's because you're the only anti-social person who has doesn't have a single social meda account except for snapchat, period.

and don't you dare underestimate my guts

these babies are extravegant when it comes to prediction

anyway, next is your major

 

momomonie
did you literally just called your 'guts' as babies

you are SO weird why am i still talking to you

 

pinkseok
it's because you enjoy talking to me so shut the hell up and L IST EN

so i don't really and TRULY convinced that you're a psychology major BECAUSE !!!

 

momomonie
your guts says so

 

pinkseok
you really had the audacity to interrupt me do you

you're an annoying grape

bad !! grape !!

 

momomonie
why are you scolding me like a dog

i can already imagine you pointing at me with your pouty angry face saying "bad grape! bad!"

 

pinkseok
shouldn't you be the one getting annoyed

you're just annoying and downgrading yourself into a dog

 

momomonie
believe me i'm already annoyed the moment you called me grape again

 

pinkseok
A N Y W A Y

so yes i believe that you're a music major

like dude did you just realized that is an arts school?

 

momomonie
no it's not

 

pinkseok
Seoul University of A R T S

nice try but i ain't some stupid asswipe

 

momomonie
....

again i'm a psychology major

 

pinkseok
YO PSYCHOLOGY IS JUST A SUBJECT

THE MAIN COURSES HERE ARE ARTS

A R T S

WHICH CONSISTS OF MUSIC, DANCING, SINGING, COOKING, PHOTOGRAPHY, THEATER, DRAWING, ETC.

I CAN GO ON IF YOU WANT

 

momomonie
i'm impressed you'vd gone this far into believing that i'm a psych major

 

pinkseok
bitch i didn't BELIEVE

it just took me time to prove it that you're not

so what you and yoongi are both music majors?

 

momomonie
well yoongi is taking two majors

he can't really choose between the two since his love for photography and music are just as equal

 

pinkseok
well not a surprisd that he wanted to he taught by jungkook

ANYWAY !!

so here's my theory now

 

momomonie
wait so like you're not yet done with your theory?

 

pinkseok
do i look like i'm done

no potato i am far from done

so you know moana?

 

momomonie
everybody loves disney ofc i know moana

 

pinkseok
ok good cuz i would be offended deeply as deep as the earth's core if you're not even aware of the movie moana

SO !!

i theorized that you're like te fiti

the green goddess who created life and shit

 

momomonie
... so you're saying i looked like a beautiful lady

no actually you're saying that i LOOK LIKE A LADY

 

pinkseok
ALMOST a lady

I MEAN !! you look like te fiti

or at least i imagine your face as similar as hers

i mean look !!

she's tall

 

momomonie
she's a giant, seokjin

a goddess.

 


pinkseok
i know... shut up

anyway i couldn't find dimples her dimples becaus of her long ass hair BUT i'm sure she has one

and i may not have explained your eyes but i imagined you having her eyeshape AND the face shape

not exactly but ALMOST a face alike

 

momomonie
i honestly came here to have a good time

not having my manly pride getting stabbed again and again

 

pinkseok
this must be your reaction already

i know i shouldn't be laughing but here i am

laughing on the floor

 

momomonie
tbh

that's not even close to my reaction rn

it's more of like a

bitch i'm molten hot lava furious

 

pinkseok
i know you aren't

you love my sense of humor

 

momomonie
no i don't

 

pinkseok
mhm love ya too

 

momomonie
no i don't

 

pinkseok

 

momomonie
deletes

 

pinkseok
ungrateful untouched piece of grape

 


 

 

momomonie
he theorizes that i look like te fiti the goddess in moana

 

hoeseok
he ain't wrong though surprisingly

 

momomonie
ungrateful and untouched piece of horse

 

suqua
you're coming with us in meeting jungkook

 

momomonie
wait what?

NO.

WHY WOULD I GO WITH YOU

 

suqua
jungkook told me to bring at least 2 models in order for him to teach me to capture models that are more than one

and since i have a project that needs two models, i'll have you and seokkie

 

momomonie
I REFUSE

I'M NOT EVEN GOOD AT MODELING

 

suqua
okay listen here

not good in modeling?

so what you're putting all my effort of taking pics of you into waste?

THESE WORKS OF ART?

 

momomonie
SEOKJIN WOULD FIND OUT ABOUT ME THROUGH JUNGKOOK YOONGI

YOU KNOW I DON'T WANT THAT

 

suqua
hoseok already has a plan okay

trust us

and i really don't have much of a choice since you two are the closest i got

and i can't deal with models whom i'm not close with

 

momomonie
BUT YOONGI

 

hoeseok
for fuck's sakes

stop being a dick and get your ass ready cuz you are comin with us whether you like it or not

 

momomonie
:((

hoseokkkkkkk

 

hoeseok
no brat that whining ain't working

now get that butt crackalakin' already or else i'll push this spatula right up your asscrack

 

 


 

bunkook
so

i'm meeting with yoongi and hoseok hyung today

i'm already in the cafe rn since yoongi wanted to eat smth while discussing so change of plans

nervous as fuck i can't even hold my legs together

 


pinkseok
you just have to breathe in and out child

it is very normal to feel like this when it's your first time meeting with your crush

 

chimcheroo
correction: crushes

 

bunkook
it's already my second time hyung

an no you don't even understand

these two are GODS

fucking GODS i tell you

when yoongi hyung gave me the pics with hoseok as his model, i literally choked on my coke

 

taebae
as his witness, yes he choked on his coke alright

 

bunkook
and now that i'm meeting them again

TALKING to them like a normal person

well being normal is getting very difficult for me to act

 

pinkseok
again

it's normal

just be yourself !!

they'll like you for the way you are trust me

 

chimcheroo
they're going to meet because he's gonna teach yoongi though

not because they're going on a date

 

taebae
so are you guys going to have a collab or something?

 

bunkook
god i don't mind at all if they're my models

i'd taking pictures of every angle

have themes of every kind

i'll even agree to having a nude theme

 

pinkseok
OMFG KOOK

YOU'RE FUCKING WHIPPED

 

taebae
ehhh

i kind of see more of like a lust then actually like?

 

bunkook
you can't really help it hyung

i mean i might like them even more if i get to know them more

but for now i'm pretty sure this is infatuation

 

pinkseok
UGH WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO RUIN THE MOMENT

 

chimcheroo
it's because it's the truth?

and the truth hurts like a bitch

 

bunkook
should i just buy them some dessert and drink instead of them buying it?

 

taebae
oooohhhh doing the moves already

i like this ;)

 

pinkseok
i honestly can't imagine you doing the moves but i trust you that you'll do it perfectly

 

bunkook
geez hyung i already know what i should do and what i should not do

i have jimin and taehyung hyung as my mentors who shows disgusting public affection 25/8

 

chimcheroo
excuse you at least you got a few pointers and now you even dare to call our pda D ISGUST IN G

 

taebae
he'll manage to know the feeling soon jimin let him be

 

bunkook
but on a more serious note

should i act really serious when i teach them? like professionally?

 

pinkseok
i think yoongi would appreciate it if you take this seriously

 

chimcheroo
you can talk professionally while smiling at the same time?

you know, to make the atmosphere less tense and not to make it look like they're a married couple asking for a divorce infront of a lawyer

 

bunkook
!!!!!!

tHEY'RE HERE

 

pinkseok
omg i wish you luck kookie

you better have a condom in your wallet

 

bunkook
HYUNG OH MY GOD

 

pinkseok
what?

it's for protection okay !!

we never know what might happen right?

i mean even if you gonna bang guy

that'll be 100% protected from any diseases !!

 

chimcheroo
are you simply implying that jungkook has STDs

 

pinkseok
well not really???

okay fine maybe yes bUT i still trust jungkook that he's clean as a fucking soap and all

 

bunkook
omfg nO HYUNG

I MEAN OH YMY GOD

SO WE'RE BASICALLY SITTING NEAR THE ENTRANCE TO THE CAFE

YOONGI TOLD ME THAT THERE'S AN ANOTHER ONE COMING

SO IT MEANS IT'S NOT THE THREE OF US ONLY

I SUDDENLY REMEMBERED THAT I TOLD HIM THAT HE MUST HAVE TWO MODELS

SO HERE I AM

SITTING INFRONT OF YOONSEOK

AND LOOK WHO CAME INTO THE DOOR CALLING OUT THEIR NAMES?

 

pinkseok
oh fuck

it's angel

hOly FREAKSHIT thAT'S MY ANGEL

 

taebae
aaaanddd there he is on the floor yet again

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pinkseok
I WAS NOT INFORMED???

THAT YOONGI KNOWS ANGEL????

I AM DECEASED???

GODDAMN ALL THOSE VISUALS INCLUDED IN THE TOP 100 MOST HANDSOME FACES

DAMN THEM ALL ANGEL IS THE FUCKING GOD HERE

EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT A GUY LIKE HIM EXISTS

HE ENTERED THE FUCKING CAFE AS IF HE'S WALKING ON THE RED CARPET

 

taebae
you asshole i'm 1st rank in the top 100 most handsome faces

i am deeply o f f e n d e d

 

pinkseok
FUCK OFF TAE ANGEL IS THE BEST GOOD LOOKING HUMAN BEAN IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY

NOT THE FUCKING COUNTRY BUT THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD

 

bunkook
jafiwjnfne qUIET SEOKJIN HYUNG

I'M TRYING MY BEST NOT TO SPILL THE FREAKING BEANS

 

chimcheroo
just when i thought we'd be getting one good tea

but then he came as if he's an asteroid and gave us two delicious and freshly brewed tea

i like this

 

bunkook
i'll update okay

ONLY if you shut the freak up hyung

you're panicking and a panic!seokjin makes me panic as well

 

pinkseok
my fingers are stitched

 

bunkook
okay so

hoseok hyung is like a freaking god

 

pinkseok
i want angel

not your fucking boylets

 

bunkook
either you hear me go on and on about yoonseok and your angel or you fuck the hell off and miss out everything

it's hard to update about 3 people let me l ive for once

 

pinkseok
i'm listening

 

chimcheroo
tHE SAVAGERY

 

bunkook
so anyway

i hate to break it to you hyung but hoseok's more handsome than you are

he looks like a goddess

an angel

a sunshine

a sunshine entering the darkness of this cruel and fucked up world

can you believe that a piece of gorgeous specimen exists? like guys you don't even understand what i feel right now

I FEEL LIKE SPOILING HIM WITH EVERY GODDAMN THING IN THIS WORLD JUST TO SEE HIS MEGA-WATT SMILE

HE'S SO FRIENDLY AS WELL AND I LOVE HIS LAUGH SO MUCH

and then there's yoongi hyung

YOONGI on the other hand looks like a fuckboy

a HOT one in fact

his fingers looks like he can do wonders

he even wears a ROLEX

R O L E X

do you have ANY idea how expensive that shit is?

like yo those fingers with the rolex?

10/10 a daddy at its finest like spank me daddy please

 

taebae
oh my god....

did i just saw jungkook switching in a span of 20 seconds

 

chimcheroo
when your two crushes are both soft and hard

shaking your head no but you say yes

 

bunkook
THIS IS H A RD

YOONGI HYUNG'S VOICE IS LITERALLY ROUGH

ROUGH AS FREAKING SANDPAPER

I WANT TO SCREAM HE LOOKS LIKE A SUGAR DADDY

HOSEOK HYUNG IS SO FUCKING LUCKY TO HAVE HIM

BUT I WANT HOSEOK HYUNG TOO

sniffles

yoongi hyung offered me that he'll buy cake

and then hoseok hyung butted in saying that he'll pay for the coffee

why are they so sweet

 

taebae
this must be what mood swings look like

 

pinkseok
okay i already heard eNOUGH and i just witnessed how much of a SLUT my child is BUT i need d etai ls of MY ANGEL?????

 

bunkook
i'M ON IT OKA Y

YOONSEOK JUST LEF T FOR FOOD

ANYWAY

SO I AM NOW TALKING TO HIM WHILST TEXTING UNDERNEATH

MAY I REMIND YOU THAT THIS IS FUCKING HARD TO DO

BUT I LOOK LIKE A PROFESSIONAL SO I AIN'T EVEN COMPLAINING

 

taebae
u PD ATE

WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR MORE LIKE A WEEK

PROM IS TOMORROW WE GOTTA KNOW SO THAT SEOKJIN CAN MAKE HIS MOVE

 

bunkook
STOP PR ESSURING ME

his name is namjoon and he's a music major like yoongi

 

pinkseok
namjoon...

namjoon...........

i loved it

holy mother of all ages i finALLY KNOW HIS NAME AFTER MONTHS

FUCK YES YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I FINALLY KNOW MY CRUSH'S NAME

 

chimcheroo
yeah congrats we kNOW SO GIVE US MORE TEA JUNGKOOK

 

bunkook
HIS V OICE HYUNG

OHMG

20/10 WOULD MOAN OUT LOUD FOR YOU

 

pinkseok
doN'T EVEN DARE

I'D RATHER NOT BE TAINTED JUST BECAUS EOF HIS VOICE

JUST NO

HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL JUNGKOOK

DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I'D THINK OF SUCH MALICE OVER HIM?

 

bunkook
if you don't want to believe me

audio_189.mp4

that's him talking about how he and yoongi and hoseok met

 

chimcheroo
lmao just how many voice records do you even keep in your phone

 

bunkook
i practice singing okay i hAVE to

 

pinkseok
i...

my soul...

my heart...

my mind....

is this what angels sound like when they're singing?

bOI HIS VOICE IS DEEP AS FUCK I'M SCREAMING HALLELUJAH

 

taebae
LMAO

hyung when he saw namjoon's face:

hyung when he found out his name:

hyung when he heard his voice:

 

chimcheroo
the most accurate thing i've ever agreed upon

 

bunkook
SO

HE'S YOONGI'S AND HOSEOK'S BESTFRIENDS

I ASKED HIM ABOUT RM BECAUSE I LOVE YOU THAT MUCH HYUNG I'LL SQUEEZE EVERY INFO FROM HIM JUST FOR YOU

 

pinkseok
mY CHILD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

GOD BLESS YOU

 

bunkook
THAT WOULD STING HYUNG

anyway

he KNOWS RM but he said that it's he's really a shy person and not that confident about himself

he's rather not tell much about him since it's better if RM tells me himself

aLSO !!

"please tell seokjin that RM has no intention of doing anything that you said. he has reasons on why he doesn't want to show his face to you. and it's not really my place to say it"

wait what did you even tell him hyung?

 

pinkseok
THE THINGS THAT /JIMIN/ TOLD ME WOULD HAPPEN IF I REPLY TO HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE

 

chimcheroo
hEY IN MY DEFENSE

I JUST SAID THAT HE MIGHT BE SOME OBSESSED FAN OR STALKER BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THE 21ST CENTURY WORKS

STALKERS AND OBSESSED FANS BE LIKE:

ANONYMOUS LETTERS AND GIFTS ARE DEAD

HELLO DEADASS STRAIGHT TO THE POINT INSENSITIVE BITCHES

 

pinkseok
namjoon is so fucking sweet i want to cry so hard

he's so considerate doing this for RM

no one deserves a person like namjoon

literally NO ONE

he looks so fucking soft

can you like

take a picture of him again?

 

bunkook
give me time

it's hard to take a candid shot if you're literally infront of him with just a small round table between the two of us

 

taebae
how's yoonseok?

 

bunkook

he went down to pick up the toothpick and lecTURED me about littering but his visuals and the angle is just right so i took a picture of him this way

aleady back with loTS OF CAKES

I MEAN SURE WE'RE 4 BUT WHY THE HELL DID THEY BOUGHT 8 CAKES

"5 of them are yours since we know how hungry you are"

"you just got out from dance practice, we want to you to eat a lot to restore your energy. yoongi is very hard to deal with sometimes"

I FEEL LOVED I FEEL SPOILED I FEEL CARED

 

chimcheroo
you coconut haired brat you didn't feel the same way when the three of us literally took care of you?

 

bunkook
it's more of a

I FEEL ATTACKED I FEEL OFFENDED I FEEL HATRED

 

chimcheroo
rude ass bitch

 

pinkseok
is it possible to even see light?

everytime i look at my phone it's as if the heavens parted the clouds and wanted me to enter paradise

 

taebae
don't tell me you saved those two pics and made it your wallpaper

 

pinkseok
ain't telling anything

 

taebae
you indeed made it your wallpapers

 

bunkook
!!!!!!!!!

NAMJOON'S NOT GOING TO THE PROM

 

pinkseok
HE WON'T WHAT

 

bunkook
namjoon told me that he's not attending prom tomorrow

he has to go back to Ilsan because of family priorities and stuff

 

pinkseok
my heart cracked

 

chimcheroo
aww hyung :((

 

taebae
YOU STILL HAVE JUNGKOOK THO !!

 

bunkook
i don't think so hyung

"but RM would be there. you told me seokjin wants to see his face right? if he finds harder then maybe he'll be able to see him."

he grinned, seokjin

hE frEAKiNg GRINNED LIKE A CHESIRE CAT

ME AND YOONSEOK ARE BASICALLY GOLDFISHES WITH MOUTHS FORMING AN 'O' AND NOT SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL

WAIT I BETTER GO

I NEED TO DISCUSS NOW WITH YOONGI HYUNG

TTYL HYUNGS

 

chimcheroo
there's your chance hyung

TAKE IT

 

pinkseok
ABSOLUTELY NOT

i would never break my promise

i promised RM that i would let him enioy the night without me bothering him in finding his face

i'd rather be alone than losing his trust

 

taebae
wait so what you're trying to get his trust in order for you see his face?

 

pinkseok
NO!

i mean

ugh it's complicated

he really looks like he doesn't want to show his face

maybe because he doesn't see himself as good-looking, idk what he looks like so how am i supposed to say to him that he's handsome?

maybe he has low self-esteem, or he has issues with himself

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

but the mere thought of just talking to him is already fine

like i know it has just been a week, and i may not have known a lot about him yet

but it's really fun to talk to him i swear

 

chimcheroo
yeah

as if opening a website full of colors because he made you want to guess his hair color and laughing at your phone for 5 straight minutes because he sent you a picture of te ka implying that that's his reaction right now doesn't look like he's a funny person

 

pinkseok
as much as i love namjoon since he's like my crush

ALL TIME 5 STAR CRUSH BTW

i won't take that offer or suggestion or whatever he wants to call it

i'll let RM have fun for one night, period.

 

taebae
hyung

it looked like you like RM more than namjoon

 

pinkseok
NO I DON'T

RM's just my friend

and as a friend, i respect his wishes

 

chimcheroo
... fine

bUT you are NOT ALLOWED to get wasted

a drunk seokjin is the seokjin neither of us can handle

 

pinkseok
now where's fun in that :((

 


 

suqua
i can't believe i know little of photography

i can't believe i know little of my DSLR camera

my camera has been my bestfriend for more than 6 years i can't believe i know little of him

and i caN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THOSE THINGS TO JUNGKOOK NAMJOON

I THOUGHT YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO FIND YOU OUT

 

momomonie
LOOK

i like the idea that they would think RM and Namjoon are different

 

hoeseok
why thank you it took me the whole day to come up with that plan :)

 

momomonie
but i just HAVE to tell jungkook that 'namjoon' wouldn't be going but RM will

so basically i would go as RM

but i won't get caught

i'm good at blending with the people

 

hoeseok
no you're not

the living proof of 5 people asking you out to be their date for tomorrow is debatable enough to use against your statement

 

momomonie
my point is

i want to see if seokjin would keep his promise to me

remember when i told you that seokjin wouldn't find me at prom because he wanted me to enjoy the party without worrying that he might find me?

well i'll find that out tomorrow

 

suqua
so what this is some sort of test?

 

momomonie
you know fully well that i have to yoongi

what if it's just like before?

 

suqua
oh god it wouldn't happen AGAIN okay

that was 5 YEARS AGO

you may look like shit in the past which btw i absolutely disagree cuz you're just a cute teenage child BUT you're not like that right now

you look good, more than good

actually you look great

like if i can say that you look more handsome than hoseok then i would

but hoseok is my boyfriend so no i can't tell you

 

hoeseok
how shady of you, yoongi

 

suqua
love you too

anyway even if you did told jungkook that, i think he's not that stupid to later realize that whatever features you told seokjin would definitely match to yours

i mean it's highly impossible for someone to see a 100% match to the person and then that person would say that he's not the one you're looking for

unless you have a twin which in your case you do not

 

momomonie
at least it'll give me time to know seokjin hyung more

i mean he wouldn't stop talking to me even after i apologized of screencapping his snap which i woULD NOT DO EVER AGAIN

he told me not to block him or unfollow him

 

hoeseok
which you did

 

momomonie
yeah but still followed him back by headlocking me to the bed

i like seokjin

i mean he's really cool and handsome

and again i firmly believe that he's not narcissistic even after he told me those first few sentences

maybe he has a reason why

god why is this so complicated

 

hoeseok
love is complicated

and that's the truth

so, you won't be dancing with us?

 

momomonie
nah

i'll just keep an eye on the two of you at the second floor

one of us has to take 2 drunkards home in one piece anyway

 

suqua
you can just drink with us?

 

momomonie
sure but i'll only drink a little

you two can have all the fun you want

just please don't each other out in public ever again

 

hoeseok
can't promise though

not when yoongi would look ravishing in a tuxedo :)

 

momomonie
oh god

diD YOU EVEN HEARD ME GAGGING

 

suqua
no

he heard me moaning

 

momomonie
AOJDISJDJKANDNEBNRUDEASSHOLES

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[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
i just saw two dogs fucking each other

not gonna lie but i swear i think my eyeballs popped out of my sockets

 

pinkseok
it's 6 in the fucking morning RM

why the fuck did you told me that

out of all the goddamn days you could have shared that story, you chose the day where i'm SUPPOSED to start my morning BRIGHT, FRESH and PURE

 

momomonie
i just saw it today alright

i woke up early yeah? and i went out of the balcony to get some fresh air and hope the sunrise would wake me up more

but then i heard dogs barking

or was that howling? idek

but yeah i heard that so when i looked down, there i saw two dogs

across the street

under a huge old tree that belongs to my neighbors who's already more than 60

fucking each other

like seriously seokjin, they have no shame at all

now that's exactly what i call a real exhibitionist kink

 

pinkseok
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS ON A PROM DAY WHAT THE FUCK MONI

I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WHAT THOSE DOGS ARE DOING

MORE OR LESS THEIR KINKS AND SEX LIFE

 

momomonie
now that you mentioned it

do animals have kinks?

 

pinkseok
/mONI/

 

momomonie
hey you wanna keep talking to me?

deal with me and my curious ass at 6am

 

pinkseok
i DID  N O T  SIGNED UP TO BE YOUR TALKING BUDDY EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU SAW SOMETHING SEXUALLY RELATED AT 6AM

 

momomonie
NO NO LISTEN

liKE SERIOUSLY DUDE

animals are no doubt have exhibition kink cuz they fuck each other e v e rywh e r e

but like do they have other kinks? roleplaying kink? or how about daddy kink?

 

pinkseok
what the fuck are you talking about

do you think they can call their partner daddy?

and do you HONESTLY think, that for even ONE SECOND, they can dress themselves into something or someone?

 

momomonie
dogs bark, cats meow, pigeons hoot, snakes hiss

technically they have their own language

so i don't see why they wouldn't have some sort of word that can translate to "daddy fuck me raw"?

 

pinkseok
are you even sexually desprate? like what the actual hell?

wait why are you even teLLING ME THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE

MY PURE VIRGIN EYES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ABUSED LIKE THIS

YOU COCKSUCKING ASSHOLE

W H Y

 

momomonie
ehhh i may or may not have watched the whole series of fifty shades last night but i'm not sexually desprate

just curious and stuff

i think we're already in a relationship wherein we can say anything, can be disgusting, personal or not so i'm not holding back my curiousity now that it's at its waking hour

i beg to differ but your eyes are long deverginized the moment you even said the word "cock"

and now you called me a "cocksucking asshole" which makes want to unleash my inner te ka

 

pinkseok
ysodjjwfnendyOu What

yOu tHiNk?¿?¿

NO SHUT UP I'M STILL A VIRGIN MY WHOLE FREAKING FACE IS A VIRGIN

NOW LEAVE ME ALONE RM CUZ I HAVE TO GET READY FOR THE PROM

 

momomonie
sure thing

just get ready for more random questions and facts because i am, in fact, bored

unlike you, i just need to grab my suit and put it on

idek why the hell you'll prepare at this ungoldly hour when the prom would only start at 7pm

 

pinkseok
dude i need to pamper myself what do you expect?

i'm kim seokjin, made by god into utter perfection, must be displayed with a glass case, many people would turn to goldfishes and watch me ramp the stage with the crown on my head

 

momomonie
... what's with you and goldfishes

 

pinkseok
that's every reaction i recieve whenever i go out???

liek, jaws drop kind of thing

ANYWAY STOP DISTRACTING ME

I HAVE TO DO MY SKINCARE

wait where's the vinegar

 

momomonie
you use WHAT?

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
why do dogs or cats lick themselves? like they even lick their own dick or pussy?

do they even have precum? od they even have any orgasm at all? if they do, what do they sound like?

and if they do lick their stick or hole, what does it taste like?

 

pinkseok
for fuck's sakes RM

it's 7am.

i'm eating breakfast.

go and hump a pillow or something.

 

momomonie
I WAS CURIOUS OAKY

TODAY'S THEME IS SEX RELATED

 

pinkseok
I WANT OUT

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
how does vore work though?

like do they even work on animals?

maybe a snake can work

i mean if one snake eat's the other, the eaten snake might be turned on by it.

wAIT HOW DO EVEN SNAKES FUCK EACH OTHER

HOW DO EGGS EVEN FORM

WHERE DO THEY LEAVE

I NEED ANSWERS SEOKJIN THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH IN BIOLOGY

 

pinkseok
and i neED A PROPER BREAKFAST PLEASE FUCK OFF FOR ONE SECOND JESUS CHRIST

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok

you're coming right?

 

momomonie
yeah

why? feeling uneasy that you might not see me?

 

pinkseok
hey i promised you that i won't look for you

i'm just making sure that you really ARE going

you can't miss this night

especially when i'm the master of ceremonies :))

 

momomonie
i hope you read a line wrong

 

pinkseok
bitch why you gotta be a meanie

 

momomonie
because i want to

 

pinkseok
you have been mean to me ALL DAY

WAKING ME UP AT 6AM JUST TO TELL ME YOU SAW TWO DOGS FUCKING IS TERRIFYING

 

momomonie
animals' sex lives are interesting you know

 

pinkseok
I'D RATHER WATCH PORN THAN SEE TWO ANIMALS FUCKING

 

momomonie
now that's nasty

 

pinkseok
FOR ME IT ISN'T

SEEING ANIMALS FUCKING IS MORE NASTY

AND HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW VORE KINKS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

 

momomonie
you're weird

and i searched them? isn't it a bit more weird that you ACTUALLY know what those kinks are?

there's also this thing called watersports. or was it similar to golden showers?


pinkseok
a nD NOW YOU CALLED ME WEIRD??

I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS

and i do NOT WANT to kN O W

 

momomonie

 

pinkseok
WHAT THE FUCKADOKWFOEKKDAKKDKENFCDS

 

momomonie
oh will you look at the time now

gotta blast and need to change

have fun with the image ^^

 

pinkseok
YOU ANMNAOYING PAIECE OF SHAIT GET BAKC HJEWRE RIWKGJTH NQOW DISJDKSJXJKAKXKSMX

 


 

chimcheroo
as much as i'm proud that you're the mc for the prom

isn't it like, very rude that when you announce the prom king you'd be like "and tonight's prom winner is... me !!!"

 

pinkseok
what makes you say that i'll win though?

i mean, you guys are there

much more handsome and delicate than me

 

taebae
you have got to be kidding me?

you THINK you're wouldn't win?

you thINK THAT YOU WOULD NOT WIN?

BITCH WHAT ARE THESE PICTURES EVEN FOR IF YOU WOULDN'T WIN

 

pinkseok
awww ^^

thanks tae

 

bunkook
pls give credit to the photographer thank you

 

chimcheroo
cr. to jeonshit

 

bunkook
exCUSE FUCKING ME¿

 

pinkseok
do you think he'll come?

 

bunkook
namjoon hyung?

he told me he won't? but i can like ask yoongi hyung to force him to go?

wait i'll text yoongi hyung rn

 

chimcheroo
ayyyyyyy you and yoongi are text mates no ;)

 

bunkook
fuck off jimin

and it's yoongi HYUNG

 

chimcheroo
rude shaved coconut fetus

aND THAT'S JIMIN HYUNG BRAT

 

pinkseok
nO!

i mean RM, guys

RM

the two funny snapchat initials

 

taebae
two funny snapchat initials..?

 

pinkseok
he has two initials, RM

he is also funny and is on snapchat

ANYWAY

do you think he'll come?

 

taebae
i think he will?

i mean you two did promised each other right?

 

pinkseok
well yeah but

idk it's hard to believe that he'll actually do it

i mean i'm not know KNOW him

 

bunkook
neither does he know KNOW you hyung

i think that's fair for the both of you

 

pinkseok
..... yeah you're right

i should just focus on mc-ing?

 

chimcheroo
yeah do that

i think irene noona is looking for you already

she might hit you with the microphone if you aren't here yet

 

pinkseok
SHIT SHIT OKAY I'M OMW

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
you did good

 

pinkseok
you were here?

 

momomonie
yep

and correction: "are"

yes i am still here

i arrived just in time when you started to talk as the mc with irene noona

 

pinkseok
ehhh i'm not really that good

i have to do my signiture flying kiss

 

momomonie
which ended up cringing more than half of the audience

that includes me, my bestfriends and yours

 

pinkseok
iT WAS PART OF THE SCRIPT OKAY

IDEK WHY THE SCRIPT WRITERS HAVE TO INCLUDE IT

 

momomonie
dw a few of them fainted you did good enough

 

pinkseok
where are you?

 

momomonie
why would i tell you?

 

pinkseok
aidjwjeiajdr

sorry i forgot

 

momomonie
lmao you REALLY want to see me do you?

 

pinkseok
NO I DON'T

 

momomonie

yeah sure

 

pinkseok
THAT IS STALKING

HOW DID YOU

 

momomonie
you're the mc? ofc i can see you

and you blatantly keep on texting me while you're literally onstage

have some respect for the dean will you

 

pinkseok
AIJDSJDJN THIS IS SO UNFAIR HOW COME YOU SEE ME AND I CAN'T SEE YOU

 

momomonie
YOU PROMISED?

 

pinkseok
akdjjejdjsn YEAH YEAH I KNOW

I'M NOT PLANNING ON FINDING YOU

 

momomonie

here to fulfill that thirst of yours

 

pinkseok
yOU'RE NOT BEING QUIET HELPFUL?????

AND WTH YOU'RE SO LIGHT???

 

momomonie
it's just the lighting

i mean, the whole area is flashed with lights

i still wonder why no one got blinded yet

 

pinkseok
the professors are being dramatic again

aND WHY DID YOU EVEN SET THE TIME LIMIT TO TWO SECONDS

I COULD BARELY SEE A THING

AND TECHNICALLY I COULD ONLY GET TO SEE IT T W I C E

 

momomonie
that's the point :")

 

pinkseok
I HA TE YOU

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
still drunk?

 

pinkseok
not really

you?

 

momomonie
i'm not planning to

someone has to carry two drunk asses back home

 

pinkseok
sighs same

as for me, i think i'll take home three

i'm not sure how but i can manage

i have broad shoulders that can carry 2 people

 

momomonie
but you said three

 

pinkseok
.... i can still manage

and i thought i told you to have fun?

 

momomonie
partying isn't really for me i guess

i'd rather sit on my designated table, drink wine and watch other peeps already fucking and molesting each other

 

pinkseok
molesting isn't the word i would've used

 

momomonie
not from what i'm seeing right

like seriously they're getting AGRESSIVE

they even beat the dogs i saw earlier in the morning

 

pinkseok
DO NOT EVEN REMIND ME

and you're actually WATCHING them do it?

 

momomonie
if yoongi and hoseok weren't behind them then maybe i wouldn't have witnessed it

but no

i have to keep an eye on those two idiots or else i'd lost sight of them and probably leave them

i have to leave my urge to actually just escape and leave them there

but aldkkwjde i really can't

 

pinkseok
smh same

 

momomonie
you should go and drink already

the party isn't going to last forever

 

pinkseok
i thought you're supposed to be the one who's havung fun?

 

momomonie
i did told you it's not my thing

i'd rather read than even leave the house rmb?

i only went here because you wanted me to

 

pinkseok
yeah but i wanted you to have fun too

 

momomonie
don't worry about me

you worry about the last evening you'll ever get

you're gonna graduate soon, it's best if you enjoy it already

 

pinkseok
what about you?

 

momomonie
i'll be fine

i'll ask my friend to keep an eye on you four

he knows ya'll and is bored too so might as well give him a job to pass the time

 

pinkseok
thanks RM

 

momomonie
you're welcome

and seokjin?

 

pinkseok
i was actually about to stand up but my phone vibrated

so what's up?

 

momomonie
call me moni, not RM

and have fun

 

pinkseok
sure

and you too as well

have fun with whatever you call fun

 

momomonie
nah

watching you makes it fun already

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suqua
ok so like

how did we even managed to end up in our room

i surely remembered lying down on the stage floor, wasted

 

momomonie
not even a single thank you?

wow i'm flattered yoongi

 

suqua
yOU CARRIED US HOME?

 

momomonie
what do you even want me to do?

leave you there like zombies because of how wasted you are?

i'm not some asshole of a friend ya know

 

hoeseok
yeah bUT HOW DID YOU CARRIED US

 

momomonie
why couldn't you feel the bruise on your backs

 

hoeseok
...... did you literally, and not metaphorically, DRAGGED us back to the dorms?

 

suqua
wHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHY IS MY SUIT TATTERED ON THE BACK

KIM NAMJOON I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS SUIT

 

momomonie
I'M NOT SUPERMAN WHO CAN JUST LIFT THE TWO OF YOU WITH MY FINGERS

 

suqua
I'D RATHER WAKE UP ON THE STAGE FLOOR

 

momomonie
YEAH WHILE PROFESSORS AND STUDENTS STARE AT YOU?

I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOONGI

 

hoeseok
wHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE THESE BRUISES

 

momomonie
well the pavement's rough

sorry about that

 

hoeseok
well at least we're home

have you seen seokjin though?

 

momomonie
i have

and he did kept his promise

i sent him a selca but covering most of my face except my mouth

 

hoeseok
did he and his bestfriends drink?

speaking of bestfriends

JUNGKOOK IS HOT

FUCKING HOT I TELL YOU

it's such a shame we didn't get a chance to dance with him :((

 

suqua
babe

you LITERALLY danced with him almost HALF of the night

WE ONLY GET TO DANCE FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES AND THEN YOU SWITCHED TO HIM AKDNJANDE

 

hoeseok
sHUT UP

YOU ALSO DANCED WITH HIM

AFTER ME YOU BADASSED GRAB HIM BY THE HAND AND PULLED HIM TO YOUR CHEST

 

momomonie
fucking shit guys i thought you're supposed to have a hangover

 

suqua
we do have

i just finished vomitting

 

momomonie
so the party's good?

 

hoeseok
THE PARTY'S GREAT

BEST PARTY EVER

ONLY WITHOUT THE FUCKING AND THE MAKE-OUT

 

momomonie
YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY EATING EACH OTHER INFRONT OF ME AND NOW YOU TELL ME THERE'S NO FUCKING MAKE-OUT

 

hoeseok
yeah but jungkook's not there :((((

 

suqua
maybe next time baby

what about you joon?

did you even met seokjin?

 

momomonie
ofc i didn't

i don't want to

i WAS watching him though

now that i realized, i looked like a stalker

well fuck

 

suqua
what?

why?

i mean okay you told kook that namjoon ain't there and technically he wasn't looking for you so that means he's being true to himself right?

and yeah you're basically a creepy stalker how am i even friends with you wtf

 

momomonie
i wasn't ready?

 

hoeseok
oh god not this again

i never felt more frustrated than this fucking hangover right now

what the hell namjoon

yOU GOT YOUR CHANCE ALREADY AKDJJWJFNE

JUST BECAUSE YOU TOLD KOOK THAT RM IS THERE AND NOT NAMJOON DOESN'T MEAN YOU WOULDN'T INTRODUCE YOURSELF AS YOU

 

momomonid
i cAN'T

YOU KNOW I CAN'T

AND YOU KNOW THE DAMN REASON WHY I DON'T WANT TO

 

hoeseok
IT'S BEEN 5 YEARS NAMJOON

5 FUCKING YEARS

YOU CAN'T JUST BRING YOUR TRAUMA IN THE PRESENT AND RUIN IT FOR YOU

YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS AND YET HERE YOU ARE

FUCKING IT UP WHEN FATE ITSELF HAS GIVEN YOU THE FUCKING CHANCE

MY ROOM IS ONE STEP AWAY FROM YOURS DON'T MAKE ME GO IN THERE AND SPIT ALL MY VOMIT ON YOU

 

momomonie
FOR FUCK SAKES WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?

JUST FORGET THE TRAUMA?

YOU NEVER EVEN EXPERIENCED WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE THE ODD ONE OUT

BEING CALLED UGLY AND THINKING THAT I'M A FOREIGNER WHEN I'M A FUCKING PUREBLOOD KOREAN

JUST BECAUSE I KNOW ENGLISH THEY'LL SUDDENLY SAY THAT I DON'T BELONG HERE

THROWING EGGS AND TOMATOES AT MY FUCKING FACE

I WAS ONLY 14 HOSEOK

/FOURTEEN/

 

suqua
the both of you

calm down

you two just gotten drunk last night and had a hangover

even you namjoon, you still drank a lot

 

momomonie
look hyung

i know what you're saying right now is for my benefit

but i just can't possibly show myself to him

he's too perfect

too beautiful

and i'm just... me

i like him a lot even if it has just been like 3 months but what if he doesn't like me?

by the time he sees my face then he'll just leave me alone because i look ugly

i just can't hyung

i can't face that anymore

 

hoeseok
... i'm sorry

it was an idiotic and fucked up move to bring that topic up

i didn't mean to

i just wanted you to be happy

 

momomonie
i know you two wanted me to be happy

but at least give me a month

one month to get to know him more

then we'll see what happens there

 

hoeseok
okay fine

whatever you wanted to do, i'll support you

but that won't stop me or yoongi from saying our own opinions

okay?

 

momomonie
yeah

and i'm sorry hyung

 

hoeseok
nah don't bother

it was mostly my fault

so how about we go grab some ice cream?

BUT after i finish all my vomit?

 

suqua
babe how did you even managed to text while vomitting?

 

hoeseok
multitasking?

 

momomonie
tHAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE

 


 

pinkseok
sooo

/in a teeny tiny boss/

who has a headache?

me !!!!

kim !! seok !! jin !!

 

chimcheroo
shut up

i have a headache too

thank fuck the prom is on a friday

 

taebae
wait why am i even naked?

 

bunkook
bECAUSE YOU TWO ARE FUCKING THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF EACH OTHER

I HADN'T SLEPT A FUCKING WINK

 

pinkseok
you weren't drunk?

 

bunkook
nO

thankfully i'm not because i managed to remember such precious and sexual moments of my encounter with yoonseok

did you guys know that hoseok is a fucking sexy dancer

liKE HE HAS ABS

I FELT IT

WHILE DANCING

SCREAMS !!!!!

and then there's yoongi

with piercing gaze

naughty tONGUE

I FELT THAT TOO

SCREAMS 2X !!!!!!!!

 

pinkseok
how did we even managed to get back?

for all i know you can lift dozens of grocery bags but not three people

 

bunkook
duh i had help from someone

told me that he's RM's friend

also told me that RM told him to help me help you unbelievable drunkards get back home

btw i haven't seen RM if that's what you're asking

 

pinkseok
i wasn't even going to ask?

i have no intention of asking or knowing his face lmao

i kinda gave up looking for him

 

taebae
oh wow now that's some news

how come?

 

pinkseok
i don't know really

i just gave up for some reason

like prefer talking to him than drilling him clues on what he would look like

but of course i would ask some selcas here and there in case he really does send me one

 

bunkook
can't blame you

it's sad namjoon wasn't there though

you could have danced with him :(

 

pinkseok
sighs yeah

at least i know his name

 

taebae
he's from the music department right?

you can just go to him?

 

pinkseok
aRE YOU KIDDING ME?

NO OF COURSE I WON'T DO THAT

HE'S JUST TOO PERFECT AND TOO SURREAL

10/10 I'D JUST TRIP ON MY OWN TWO FEET AND BITE MY TONGUE OFF WHEN I'M EVEN IN A 3-METER RADIUS BETWEEN THE BOTH OF US

 

bunkook
and now you tell me to approach yoonseok when you can't even approach namjoon yourself

you're such a hypocrite

 

pinkseok
I KNOW BUT HELP ME OUT

I DON'T HAVE ANY CONNECTIONS? OR ANY WAYS TO HAVE A COLLAB WITH HIM?

I'M CULINARY MAJOR AND HE'S MUSIC MAJOR?

CULINARY AND MUSIC? TOGETHER? A WRONG COMBINATION

 

chimcheroo
who says that's a bad combination though?

you two don't have to have a collab just to talk

just approach him? like what jungkook did?

 

pinkseok
thEY HAD THE /SAME/ MAJORS

 

taebae
just approach him jesus why do you have to make this difficult for the both of us

or how about you ask RM?

he knows namjoon right?

 

pinkseok
OH !

gOOD IDEA

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
ok so like i have a few things to say

one, thank you that you let your friend help jungkook to carry our drunk asses back at the dorms

two, how are you and how's the party?

three, were you okay when you had to bring yoongi and hoseok back at your dorms?

 

momomonie
you're welcome, i'm glad it gave a great help to the kid

the party's fine like what i said last night and honestly? you were actually funny to watch like seriously why are you even dancing like that as if you're like a police traffic officer?

i had to literally drag them cuz i can't carry two people at the same time like wtf they're heavy i ain't superman so they ended up having bruises and such

i'll treat them ice cream though as an apology

 

pinkseok
well he did enjoyed his interaction with your bestfriends

let's just say i was wrong when i saw him as my pure and innocent child

he literally switched to beast mode in a span of 10 seconds while telling how hot those two are

EXCUSE ME HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY DANCING THOSE MOVES ARE GOLD

yikes i wonder how you're still alive

btw you know namjoon right?

 

momomonie
LMAO same when i just met hoseok like i thought he's just literally a fluff of sunshine from this dark world but then he turns out to be a sunshine at day and a slut at night

not literally but yeah

YOU LITERALLY LOOK LIKE A POLICE TRAFFIC OFFICER WHO WEARS EARPHONES AND DANCES TO THE MUSIC IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD

nah they love me too much they're just grateful they ended up in one piece

 


 

momomonie
ALERT ALERT ALERT

SEOKJIN ASKED IF I KNOW NAMJOON

I REPEAT, SEOKJIN ASKED IF I KNOW NAMJOON

WHAT SHOULD I DO

 

suqua
who the fuck are you playing with ofc you know namjoon

that's you shithead

 

momomonie
THEN WHAT SHOULD I TELL HIM?

 

hoeseok
thaT YOU KNOW HIM????

you have the IQ higher than 140 but with that simple question you can't even answer

truly only kim namjoon

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
yeah i know namjoon why?

 

pinkseok
he's at the music department right?

 

momomonie
uh yeah?

why asking?

 

pinkseok
no reason really

just wanna ask since he's jungkook's model

need to know info and such in order for me to tell him those

he's already here?

 

momomonie
ohhhh

well he's not here yet

he'll be back in a month

 


 

pinkseok
mY WORLD IS FALLING APART

MY HEART BROKE INTO HALF

MY EYES ARE GONNA TEAR UP

I'LL LOCK MYSELF UP IN THE ROOM

I'LL CRY FOR AGES

I'LL LOOK OUT OF MY WINDOW IN MOURNING AND LONGING WHILE LISTENING TO SAD CLASSICAL MUSIC

WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?

WHY WOULDN'T FATE LET ME BE WITH NAMJOON AND HE HAS TO GO BACK TO FUCKING ILSAN AND NOT LET ME HANG OUT WITH HIM?

 

chimcheroo
why the fuck are you being melodramatic again.

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
wait

IN A MONTH?

WHY?

AND HOW ABOUT JUNGKOOK?

 

momomonie
yeah

he told me that he really needed to go back to Ilsan

although he'll visit a few times, maybe for the photoshoot idk really

so chill okay?

 


 

 

pinkseok
yOU KNOW WH AT

NEVERMIND

HE'S GOING TO VISIT A FEW TIMES FOR THE PHOTOSHOOT

FATE STILL LOVES ME

 


chimcheroo
srsly hyung what the heck is wrong with you these days

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
do you like him? is that why you're freaked out and panicked?

 


 

pinkseok
KSNDJSNDJEND

HE ASKED IF I LIKED NAMJOON

 

chimcheroo
wait what

HA

I KNEW IT

I KNEW IT SO THAT'S WHY HE SCREENSHOTTED YOUR SNAP

MAYBE HE DID THAT TO GIVE IT TO NAMJOON

BASICALLY RM IS LIKE AN OPENING OR A WAY FOR NAMJOON TO LIKE KNOW YOU MORE

WITHOUR INTERACTING YOU PERSONALLY

 

bunkook
he interacted with me tho???

 

chimcheroo
YOU'RE NOT SEOKJIN THOUGH

AND MAYBE HE JUST WANTED TO TRICK YOU IN THINKING THAT HE DOESN'T WANT YOU BUT WANTS TO MAKE YOU ASSUME THAT YOU JUST WANT RM

 

taebae
i honestly didn't got that

 

chimcheroo
AODJKSDJJED IT DOESN'T MATTER

RM IS FAKE

A STALKER

FOR NAMJOON

 

pinkseok
BUT NAMJOON AND RM ARE ANGELS AKDJJWNDS

 

chimcheroo
YOU DON'T EVEN FULLY KNOW THEM

d ENY

DENY IT

AVOID ANY POSSIBLE LOOPHOLES

 

pinkseok
bUT

THIS IS RM?

I DON'T THINK HE'S THAT KIND OF PERSON?

 

chimcheroo
JUST DO IT SEOKJIN HYUNG

FOR YOUR SAKE

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
uhhhh no i don't?

why would i even have some attraction to someone like him?

AHHAHAHAHHAHA

 

momomonie
ohhh so you don't find him handsome?

 

pinkseok
ehhh

he's just

ehhhhh

 


 

momomonie
see

what did i tell you

i just told you guys that i'll wait for a month to see but i already know that he doesn't like me

i'm not even sure if he likes me for being me either

hoseok hyung

yoongi hyung

can we have that ice cream again...

Chapter Text

hoeseok
i was about to say that we just had ice cream like literally 5 hours ago but

okay you know what, nevermind

what happened and which asshole should i kill

 

momomonie
well

remember when seokjin hyung asked if i know namjoon?

i told him i know him

 

suqua
yeah so what did he told you that made you want to go back to your comfort food yet again

istg ice cream has always been your solution to your problems

 

momomonie
well he kinda freaked out

because i told him that namjoon wouldn't be back in a month

cuz ya know, "family problems"

that's when he panicked so i got really curious about it

i asked him if he liked him

he said no

 

suqua
oh

 

momomonie
and then i asked him if he doesn't find him handsome

and he just said "he's just ehhh"

 

hoeseok
okay bitch what

he told you what?

i'LL KILL THAT FUCKER

 

momomonie
no NO omfg

no don't even try hyung

i mean, he doesn't know that namjoon is me

and technically i have no right to get angry at him since he doesn't know

and why would i even expect him to like me? or namjoon in fact? nobody even sees me as "normal"

 

hoeseok
he's blind

f cking blind i tell you

if he doesn't see you as handsome as what me and yoongi sees then he's the one who's at loss

 


 

[ private chat : hoeseok ]

 

suqua
seokjin's lying

i'm pretty sure he's lying

 

hoeseok
omg how can you even tell

he LITERALLY hurt namjoon's feelings

indirect or not, he still did

 

suqua
he's lying, istg seok

jungkook kept on asking namjoon about him

and knowing you, you always observe things more than me

you even told me that he keeps on texting every after namjoon says a fact about him?

jungkook barely texts his 'other' friends

only seokjin, jimin and taehyung

jimin dates tae

seokjin's single

so?

 

hoeseok
but that doesn't prove that he's lying about not liking namjoon

or at least not liking his looks

we need proof

ACTUAL PROOF that seokjin really is attracted at namjoon

 

suqua
should i ask jungkook?

 

hoeseok
do you think he'll say?

 

suqua
i can form a gc for the three of us

 

hoeseok
okay fine let's

 


 

suqua
look how about we do not jump into conclusions?

you don't know anything about seokjin right?

i mean not everything yet

so you weren't sure if he's lying or not

what if he's just denying it cuz he's shy to admit?

i mean i would have done the same thing and so are you

 

momomonie
and that's exactly the point yoong

i don't know him

the only thing i can do is assume

and what i'm assuming here is that he doesn't like me

or my face

so hypothetically

 

hoeseok
it'll happen

 

momomonie
/hypothetically/ speaking

if he likes me by personality then the moment he sees my face he'll be like "oh bitch no" and turn away and leave me alone and ignore me and block me or even delete every single thing that reminds me of him and

 

hoeseok
but personality > visuals ??????

 

momomonie
for him it isn't

 

hoeseok
you don't KNOW him that much yet namjoon and you know that

stop assuming and we're going to your room right fucking now

 

momomonie
i'm still in the middle of a class guys

we can have ice cream later for this

 

hoeseok
try harder to look like you actually CARE for the class you're attending right now

you even managed to text and then go sulking when seokjin texted you

fuck classes i'll just straight-up shove your prof away with my ass and fetch you

 

suqua
we'll get that motherfucking ice cream

and talk about this motherfucking issue

and make sure you're not going to become a motherfucking emotional mess

and convince you that seokjin is denying

 

momomonie
...... i love you guys

 

suqua
yeah and we love the fuck outta you

 


 

[ ANTI-LYING POLICY ]

suqua added hoeseok and bunkook into the group chat

 

suqua
i'm gonna go straight to the point

and tell me as straight as you can be jungkook

 

bunkook
i'm pretty sure that's a tough thing to do hyung

because i was never straight to begin with

 

hoeseok
for a second i was supposed to say that you're actually good at dancing and you're sexy last night at prom

but right now i actually just want to rim your ass up at how blunt you are

 

bunkook
iajdjwjd hYUNG ???

 

hoeseok
??? what

anti-lying policy?

i should not lie?

 

bunkook
aidjjwjdb why am i even added in this gc hyungs

is this about the photoshoot?

cuz if you're no go to the nude theme then i can just change it

 

suqua
this was never about the nude theme

although we can talk about that later

BUT

does seokjin like namjoon?

 

bunkook
no

 

hoeseok
"ANTI-LYING POLICY"

can't you read

 

bunkook
I WASN'T LYIN

 

suqua
sure tell me that by the time you finally became straight again

 

bunkook
i'M SERIOUS AONFJSJNFE

 

hoeseok
either you tell us the truth or you'll let me pull out receipts cuz me and yoongi have more than enough proof that it's actually the truth

don't make us embarass you and catch you red-handed

 

bunkook
IF YOU ALREADY HAVE PROOF THEN WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT ME TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH?

 

suqua
we want to have some assurance

 

bunkook
you tell me your reciepts first then i'll tell you the actual truth

 

hoeseok
you keep on asking namjoon facts about himself

 

suqua
evertime he does, you'll type on your phone

or more like TEXTING on your phone

 

hoeseok
we know you don't talk much to anyone except for your bestfriends

meaning seokjin, jimin and taehyung

 

suqua
so you text seokjin everything about namjoon

 

hoeseok
we also know that it's seokjin who needed the info cuz jimin and tae are dating in the first place so any fact about joon is just a waste to them

 

suqua
and why would you even needed so much info from namjoon?

the only information you needed to know and that would ACTUALLY benefit you is us

you even asked if he has a dog

 

bunkook
AODJKWJXNS WHAT WHY WOULD I EVEN ASK INFO ABOUT YOU

aND IN MY DEFENSE, I ACTUALLY /ASKED/ NAMJOON IF HE HAS A DOG BECAUSE HE WAS STARING AT A STRAY DOG OUTSIDE THE CAFE

 

hoeseok
we're just joking

about the info about us

but not about the receipts

 

bunkook
... fine

yeah seokjin likes namjoon

like literally

no joke, no lie

he even screamed at us when he saw namjoon at the university

and what i mean by screaming

i mean by VIRTUALLY SCREAMING

 

suqua
then why the fuck is seokjin denying that he's attracted to him

 

bunkook
wait what?

i don't understand?

who's him?

 

hoeseok
RM told us

he asked RM if he knows namjoon and then he panicked when he told kook that he won't be back in a month

he asked if he liked him, seokjin said no

but it was really weird that he panicked so we assumed and thought that he's lying

 

bunkook
oh

OH

oh wow

oh so that's why

jimin this hyung istg

 

hoeseok
why?

what about jimin?

 

bunkook
technically the only reason why seokjin denied is because jimin told him to

tbvh me and tae are against it? cuz like, we also trust RM that he wouldn't tell namjoon himself

but idk

jimin's seokjin's childhood bestfriend

no matter what, right or wrong, he would always trust jimin

he knows seokjin more than us

okay A LITTLE more than we know

and he's just too overprotective he became the assuming pringle he is and told him that the only reason why RM asked if he likes namjoon is because he THINKS that namjoon ordered him to do so

so that namjoon would be able to know and "court" him and stuff

 

suqua
even if, hypothetically speaking, namjoon DOES used RM as a pathway into knowing what seokjin likes and stuff

why would jimin be against it?

 

bunkook
jimin hyung has trust issues with every admirer of seokjin hyung

hyung has been into a lot lately

lots of admirers admiring and trying to court him just so they can be on top of the popularity food chain

seokjin used to trust one person, and he liked him

but then he found out that he was just using him to become popular, like usual

jimin was so mad he literally beat the shit out of him the moment he saw seokjin crying by the time he got home

he didn't even have the time to comfort him

he just stood up and went hulk

maybe it's the childhood friendship they had that's why he sensed that that guy is the reason why seokjin hyung's so heartbroken

they just stared at each other and jimin just went sonic blast out of the dorm

 

hoeseok
basically he was just trying to protect seokjin from getting hurt again

so he just told him to deny it so that namjoon would think that he doesn't have any interest about him at all to make him "give up" and cut any ties with him, which means cutting ties with RM

 

bunkook
believe me hyung

me and taehyung, nor seokjin hyung had no plans on letting hyung stop talking to RM

tbvh hyung's been smiling so much these days because of him

it's just that

aodjejfne jimin hyung is really stubborn as if i'm talking to a child who has already decided to play minecraft and not legos

bc technology isn't good for children right?

i mean

 

suqua
focus jungkook

 

bunkook
oh yeah right

i mean anyway,

yeah that's the only story behind that pure denial

but to the truth, he likes namjoon a lot

idk about RM bc like what i said, he smiles more than usual these days bit i'm not gonna pry any more and just let hyung figure it out on his own

 

hoeseok
okay

at least we know

thanks jungkook

 

suqua
and with what you are telling us right now

well

we have a confession to make

 

hoeseok
wait are we seriously going for this?

 

bunkook
wait you guys aren't in the same room?

 

hoeseok
well yes

 

bunkook
then why are you guys like

texting each other?

 

hoeseok
to make you feel part of the convo < 3

 

bunkook
i-

wow

thanks hyung

this is DEFINITELY NOT sarcasm btw

 

suqua
yes we are

we need a man from the inside

update us and stuff

 

bunkook
i'm confused?

wAIT IS THIS SOME KIND OF SPY

ARE YOU GUYS SPIES

 

suqua
as much i want to squish your cheeks from cuteness because you look like a child, we have to say this first

 

bunkook
why are you so blunt hyung

 

suqua
read the gc name first then ask me again

 

bunkook
AOJFKWICJEN MEAN

 

hoeseok
ANYWAY

so

should i say it or you?

 

suqua
you can do the honors

you've been hitting me nonstop bc you wanted to be the one breaking the news anyway

 

hoeseok
b a b e

 

suqua
i can't lie :)

 

bunkook
hello??

i'm still here?

jeon jungkook?

 

hoeseok
right right

so

RM is Namjoon

 

bunkook
wait what

 

hoeseok
RM is Namjoon

RM is namjoon's stage name

he's a music major remember?

he's a rapper together with me and yoongi

 

bunkook
..... sO THE PERSON I JUST TALKED WITH 2 DAYS AGO IS RM?

SNAPCHAT RM?

RM WHO LITERALLY DOESN'T SHOW HIS FACE AT SNAPCHAT AT ALL?

RM AS IN THE PERSON WHO SEOKJIN PROMISED NOT TO FIND?

 

suqua
yep

he is the one and only

 

bunkook
HE'S RM?

NAMJOON IS RM?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?


hoeseok
yeah

i know it's a lot to take in

 

bunkook
a lot to take in?

A LOT TO TAKE IN?

WHAT THE FREAK I TALKED TO HIM FOR THE WHOLE DAY THINKING THAT HE'S NAMJOON

I TALKED TO HIM THE WHOLE DAY BELIEVING THAT RM IS NAMJOON'S BESTFRIEND WHEN BASICALLY NAMJOON IS RM HIMSELF

A LOT TO TAKE IN?

 

hoeseok
well

i knew that we should have told this to him face to face

 

suqua
he might scream when he found out that seokjin's actually been talking to his crush this whole time

 

bunkook
I'M ALREADY SCREAMING YOU DIPSHITS

THIS IS EVEN BIGGER NEWS THAN MYSELF REALIZING THAT I'M ABSOLUTELY GAY FOR TWO FUCKING PERSONS

 

suqua
wait what?

two people?

 

hoeseok
who?

 

bunkook
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

oh

oh shit.

Chapter Text

[ ANTI-LYING POLICY ]

 

suqua
well

now that you mentioned it, me and hoseok are interested to know who these two people are

other than the fact that you're "absolutely gay" for these two, might as well tell us?

 

bunkook
wAHT

I HAVE TWO CRUSHES

ISN'T THAT INFO ENOUGH FOR YOU?

 

hoeseok
it would actually be more interesting if you tell us

who knows, maybe we know them and we might tell you tips for it ;)

 

bunkook
w eeps

i thought we're talking about RM? or namjoon. oR WHOEVER HE IS

 

hoeseok
it's actually namjoon sweetie

RM is just his underground stage name

 

bunkook
wait underground?

 

suqua
don't change the subject kook

 

bunkook
i'm noT CHANGING THE SUBJECT AODJJEDKSJF

 

hoeseok
yeah sure tell us that by the time i can finally eat your ass

 

bunkook
???? hYUNG WHAT

 

suqua
okay fine

since me and hoseok are basically beside each other and this gc speaks up for no lying policy

which means no secrets either

we'll tell you our secret then you tell us yours

 

hoeseok
i mean we aren't going to be shy about this cuz we've already talked about it, for like in a serious aura way

it's really a serious topic for the both of us and we're kind of glad we were in the same page

 

bunkook
why are ya'll so confusing

 

suqua
the point is

we like you jungkook

a lot tbvh

and we know it's fast since we met like idk three days ago?

but we were actually very attracted to you the moment namjoon showed us your picture

 

hoeseok
it's weird that a couple likes someone as well, but honestly we just don't give a shit

it's a bit harsh since it was too fast maybe and we couldn't blame you if you don't want us to like, be your boyfriends

but let me tell you, we fell for you even more when we got to know you in the cafe

personality-wise

 

suqua
we don't mind courtìng you, if you grew up in a cultural family

i'm pretty sure hoseok is more than willing to spoil you like the way you deserve to be spoiled (in a good way)

 

hoeseok
but ofc we wouldn't push you either

if you like someone else then we would back off, we'll just remain friends and not talk about this conversation ever again and act like nothing happened

 

bunkook
nO!

i mean, no

i-

snfksdjnsf

okay fine i like you both

you two are the people who i am "absolutely gay" for and i just

i'm just scared really because i never thought or met people with a polyamory relationships

i was even more afraid because i like the BOTH of you who are DATING EACH OTHER

imagine the pressure i felt? i like both people, in which i THOUGHT i have no chance with

 

hoeseok
sweetheart why did you even think i flirted you in the cafe and at prom?

and more importantly, why didn't you even THINK of the reason why yoongi isn't even angry at you nor me when i DID flirted you?

one fact about yoongi, he is very easy to get jealous which can be both annoying and cute

but also VERY SEXY

like you wouldn't even imagine the events that would happen AFTER he admits that he was jealous

 

bunkook
have you always been this blunt hyung?

 

suqua
he is

plus the gc name so

there's nothing and no one holding him back honestly

 

bunkook
well

i would love to date the both of you

and to get to know you

and uhm

hang out

 

suqua
that's so cute of you

we'll court you

we'll take things slowly

 

hoeseok
yoongi we both know what happens when we hang out

 

bunkook
uhh

quality time with each other?

 

hoeseok
sex.

 

bunkook
oh?

 

suqua
hoseok

you promised

 

hoeseok
WELL AS LONG AS THE DATE IS ANYWHERE BUT THE APARTMENT THEN I AM PERFECTLY FINE

 

bunkook
but i actually prefer having a date in the living room while watching movies :c

 

hoeseok
sofjjwjdje

okay since i like you so much i shall contain my sexual fantasies

i want to have you know i also have a LOT of it and ofc i have no shame in telling yoongi all of it :))

 

suqua
yeah this is actually the other side of hoseok which you didn't see in the cafe

40% fluff and 70% smut

 

bunkook
but that's 110% ???

 

suqua
when it comes to him, nothing is 100%

anyway, would you mind helping us with namjoon?

this kid has low self-esteem i just literally want to transfer seokjin into him

 

bunkook
i can do that hyung

i won't tell the others either especially jimin

he's a tattletale so i really can't trust him on this one

 

hoeseok
please bear with namjoon once we also tell you our updates

he has issues with himself

with how he sees himself and thinking that he's an ugly dirt which i totally disagree

but no matter how many times we tried to tell him, even giving him proofs that many people are actually asking him out, he just couldn't be prideful of himself for a little

 

suqua
he got even more down when seokjin told him he doesn't find him attractive, or "namjoon"

 

bunkook
but he wasn't aware and neither does jimin?

 

suqua
i know but still

this is also the main reason why namjoon still hasn't shown up to him

he was afraid seokjin woukd be disgusted of him once he saw his face even if his personality is just so great which makes him even more beautiful

and that moment made him realize that it really IS best to not show his face to him

 

bunkook
oh god

so basically, jimin fucked it all up without knowing

 

hoeseok
he sure did

 

bunkook
could you tell namjoon hyung to like, calm down?

and not to think that seokjin hyung hates him so that he wouldn't be more sad about this?

i really want seokjin hyung to apologize but he'll ask why he should and i'll get caught red-handed

 

hoeseok
sure thing

i'll handle this one

 

suqua
okay we'll update you

or how about you come over instead?

namjoon's gone already after we had our second ice cream for the day cuz he still has classes

you know our place?

 

bunkook
uhm no not really

 

hoeseok
i'll fetch you

stay put sweetheart

 

bunkook
aoidendjanfwfkskf okay hyung

 


 

hoeseok
cut him some slack joon

he doesn't really know you and most probably lied because he's shy to admit it

you didn't even admitted to us that you already liked him WAY BEFORE the bumping incident

there's really no difference to it

 

momomonie
but what if he's serious?

 

hoeseok
we never know?

look, if you want to believe that he's not attracted to you then that's your problem

but believe me, and believe me when i say this cuz i swear to god, there's not even a SINGLE moment wherein whatever i suspected isn't true

 

momomonie
okay fine

i'll continue talking to him

 


 

[ ANTI-LYING POLICY ]

 

hoeseok
it's done

easy peasy ;)

 

suqua
you and your persuasions are seriously useful to things like these

 

hoeseok
do you want to know what my persuasion can do other than persuading namjoon to think that seokjin's lying?

 

bunkook
we actually don't want to know because we already KNOW what you're going to say

and where are you already?

 

hoeseok
now don't be a meanie and just let me be

i just took a quick stop at 7-11

need to grab a drink

want some? yoongi hyung?

 

suqua
i'll just have coke

 

bunkook
mine's milk

 

hoeseok
... fetus

 

bunkook
h y u n g

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
lmao okay sure whatever you say

 

pinkseok
.... you don't believe me

 

momomonie
idk what to believe?

i mean it's either you deny or you're telling the truth

i'm choosing neither so like, yeah let's just let that go

 

pinkseok
i do like someone

though i don't really see him pretty often and it sometimes frustrates me because the number of encounters i had with him can still be counted in my ten fingers

you can count your toes if you want

 

momomonie
oh really?

is he handsome?

 

pinkseok
as handsome as an angel sighs

but what can i do? i don't get to even talk to him

i talked to him once and that's it

what about you?

did you liked someone?

 

momomonie
uh yeah?

that's you

basically the real reason why i even screenshotted your snap in the first place

 

pinkseok
AND YOU'RE ONLY TELLING ME THIS NOW?

 

momomonie
it's been a long crush

i've been crushing on you the moment the year started

and i think we're already in this part of the relationship wherein i tell you the truth about the beginnings

 

pinkseok
you mean The Beginnings™️

 

momomonie
yeah that one

i was also on my way back home when i saw something that caught my eye

it may or may not have reminded me of you

do you want me to buy it?

 

pinkseok
and give it to me how?

 

momomonie
i'll have my ways

 

pinkseok
how about you give me a selca instead of the thing that reminded you of me?

 

momomonie
too late i already bought it

nice try though

 

pinkseok
that fast?

at least i tried :")

 

momomonie
do you still want me to give you a pic?

 

pinkseok
no thanks i already tried right?

maybe next time

 

momomonie
so what you'll try it once in a million years?

 

pinkseok
okay now that's highly exaggerating

 

momomonie
when it comes to you everything is just exaggerating

you just love the drama

 

pinkseok
fair point

did you know that i literally squealed when i saw my own bed the moment i stepped inside my bedroom?

i swear if i don't even get a boyfriend i'll just marry this

 

momomonie
you're just boyfriend-deprived

 

pinkseok
that i really am

but also because i'm too damn tired from walking inside the kitchen for hours just to cook a buffet in our class

i need my beauty rest ya know?

 

momomonie
in your mario pyjamas?

 

pinkseok
that's right

in my mario pyjamas

would you leave that gift in my cooking station?

 

momomonie
nope

i have other plans

 

pinkseok
i'm intrigued

 

momomonie
i think you'll really love it

 

pinkseok
give me a hint

 

momomonie
no i won't

 

pinkseok
why :(

 

momomonie
because it'll ruin the surprise

and really, i want to surprise you

it's the least i can do

 

pinkseok
and when would i get it?

 

momomonie
maybe in a few hours

depends if i'll be able to convince him

 

pinkseok
who?

moni?

moooooooonnnnniiiiiiii

okay this is no funny, reply me :(

bITCH COME ON WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU IT'S BEEN 30 MINUTES

 


 

RM added you as a friend!

 


 

[ private chat : bunkook ]

 

momomonie
i can't believe i'll expose myself like this just because i need you to give my gift to seokjin for me

 

bunkook
hi RM

or should i say, namjoon hyung? c;

 

momomonie
.....

how

 

bunkook
let's just say that your bestfriends are in the middle of courting me

okay that feels weirder when i thought about it

we're dating

ish

 

momomonie
i-

and these sons of bitches didn't even tell me?

and TOLD you about me?

wow i never felt more backstabbed than ever

 

bunkook
it's just me don't worry hyung

i just felt like an idiot for assuming that whom i just talked to at the cafe is the same person who's seokjin's been talking to for almost 3 weeks already

 

momomonie
well i have to

 

bunkook
can i be honest with you?

 

momomonie
sure kid

 

bunkook
you're cool and you're handsome

 

momomonie
are you broke or do you need something from me?

 

bunkook
i'm serious hyung

but with that aside

what did you want me to do?

 

momomonie
i'm not sure if you'll agree to it

 

bunkook
if this is about seokjin hyung, i'm more than willing to do it

 

momomonie
okay

i bought a gift for him

tbh it's really just random cuz i was walking home and then i walked past a toy store

saw a chibi mario figurine and thought of him immediately

thought that it's a good surprise for him

 

bunkook
so you want me to deliver it to him because you don't want to expose yourself because you're not ready?

 

momomonie
those two told you more than they should, did they...

 

bunkook
uhhhhhhhh

pls don't kill them

we just finished hanging out, i want more hanging out time with them in the future

 

momomonie
oh trust me

you wouldn't be the one mourning

they will

but thanks for doing this

 

bunkook
no problem

i'll meet you at the same cafe?

 

momomonie
yup

see you

Chapter Text

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

bunkook
i still don't get why you have to give seokjin hyung a gift though

do you think you're making him too hopeful that this might be a sign as a "consideration" that he can finally see you?

 

momomonie
i don't think he'll see it that way

but even if it is, i'd still tell him that i'm still don't want to let him see me

 

bunkook
aren't you being too harsh hyung?

it's been 3 weeks, you've been talking to each other for 3 WEEKS

isn't that a bit cruel on his part?

 

momomonie
yes

i am aware that it is both harsh and cruel for him

but if you look in my shoes, i knew you'd do the same

i'm not yet ready to tell you a lot of my past but it's horrible enough to traumatize me, to the point that i wouldn't even let someone as perfect as seokjin hyung to see me

i just can't, kid

it's too much for me to bear

 

bunkook
even so, you shouldn't let your past get in the way

it's already in the past, forgive and forget

and if the reason why you don't want him to see you is because you're deprecating yourself then you're not supposed to do that

you're beating yourself up and it's not fucking healthy hyung

you don't even know how handsome and kind you are

and who cares if you're not handsome? personality is what makes a persom either beautiful or ugly

 

momomonie
i think we're in the level of acquaintance so i'm not so sure as to what i'm supposed to feel when you're nagging me like this

 

bunkook
we may be acquaintances but seokjin hyung is my friend

your bestfriends are basically my 'soon-to-be boyfriends'

and they are your bestfriends

so that makes me your friend rather than an acquaintance

look hyung, i'm not doing this delivery just because you're yoongi and hoseok hyungs' friend

but because i know you cared for seokjin hyung and doing this is like a show of admiration or at least a tiny bit of interest in him

please hyung, don't make him wait longer

he may not show it to you and he may not show it to jimin or taehyung but i live with him and i see him almost 24/7

so i know if he's sad, bothered, annoyed, happy or mad

i can tell that he really enjoys talking to you and i could really see the frustration whenever you keep on denying his request to see you

he's patient, yes

but things like waiting forever is impossible

 

momomonie
i know

please just give me time

at least a month

let me test the waters and let fate see what happens there

 

bunkook
it's the universe doing those kinds of things

not fate

 

momomonie
i suddenly can see why yoongi and hoseok took a liking in you

i can't believe you're only 18 yet you speak like an adult

 

bunkook
omfg are you seriously underestimating my ability just because i'm 18?

how rude of you hyung

after all the sweat and effort of me walking from my apartment to the cafe and back to the apartment just to deliver a freaking mario figurine

 


momomonie
correcting: a CHIBI mario figurine

i think piglet doesn't have a chibi figurine so

 

bunkook
wait wait wait wait

did you just called seokjin hyung, PIGLET ??

 

momomonie
uh yeah?

why? something wrong with that?

 

bunkook
for all i know, seokjin can describe with anything bUT A PIG WITH A LET

 

momomonie
it's weird, yeah, but it's only fair

he calls me grape even if i don't want to

i'm supposed to call him pig but since i'm too kind, i decided to sound it more cuter so piglet it is

 

bunkook
you two are so weird yet so perfect for each other

i also have a concern

 

momomonie
why? did i picked the wrong chibi? he likes mario right?

or are there scratched? if there are then we gotta meet again so that i'll ask for a replacement

 

bunkook
uh no

no scratches, damages or wrong character, etc.

it's just that, do you really want to give it to hyung even without a proper gift wrapping?

 

momomonie
.......

it's not christmas nor his birthday, jungkook

and he doesn't know what it was either until you give it to him so that's more thrilling than giving him a wrapped up gift

 

bunkook
i swear you two are weirdest couple i've ever encountered

 

momomonie
do you know what's wrong in that sentence?

 

bunkook
did i have wrong grammar?

i'll tell you immediately that i just got 20 over 100 in my english test so please save me from the proof-reading

 

momomonie
nope

we're not a couple

you just said 'weird COUPLE'

 

bunkook
aifhisjenfnnebfd nAMJOON HYUNG

 


 

[ private chat : bunkook ]

 

pinkseok
what did moni gave you

 

bunkook
what the hell are you talking about hyung

 

pinkseok
don't play dumb on me

i know moni assigned you to give me the surprise gift

what is it

 

bunkook
how can you even tell that i'd be the one giving the surprise gift?

 

pinkseok
yoongi is busy making music cuz i remembered very clearly that you were sulking earlier in the morning since he couldn't hang out with you

hoseok is busy as well because jimin told me they'll be having a showcase a day after the last week of the sports fest

taehyung is just plain lazy to get out of his freaking dorm room so ends up playing overwatch

and then you left in a hurry

you didn't even answered my question when i asked you where you're heading off

you're just texting someone at your phone

 

bunkook
fine

i actually expect you to ask me what moni hyung looks like

 

pinkseok
i don't need to know what he looks like

i don't really care anymore

i'd care if he would ask me to meet up with him personally

but i think it'll take forever for that to happen

 

bunkook
not that long hyung

it won't take long

and also

he has dimples

 

pinkseok
as if that would make me cry

what's the surprise?

 

bunkook
why would i even tell you that

 

pinkseok
at least a hint


bunkook
it's cute

 

pinkseok
that would be your opinion kook

 

bunkook
it's your favourite character

 

pinkseok
okay thanks i'm gonna go and cry now

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 


bunkook
i can't believe this hyung literally cried when i arrived back at the apartment

he couldn't stop sobbing when he even saw the gift

didn't really expected it to be a chibi since he thinks that they looked like a child and mario is a grown man

but idk you must be very influential that he loved it immediately

 

momomonie
i'm glad he likes it

he didn't asked about me didn't he?

 

bunkook
nah

he more liked asked a hint on what the gift looks like

why is this hyung so extra i can't even

 

momomonie
he loves being dramatic

i don't even know why i'm still talking to him

 

bunkook
it's because you liked him and can put up with every melodramatic stunts he does while i'm here not wanting that yet i'm dealing with this shits

i want to switch roommates

i want tae hyung as my roommate

jimin and seokjin hyung can go and rot

those two are too dramatic and exaggerating

 

momomonie
i believe that you're also exaggerating

 

bunkook
oh fuck off hyung

like literally cuz seokjin's on his phone now

update: he is still crying like a heartbroken woman

 

momomonie
again that's highly exaggerating

 

bunkook
akdnjwndndnnfUCK OFF HYUNG

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
YOU FUCKER

WHY

WHY

 

momomonie
i can tell you liked the gift

 

pinkseok
I SO FUCKING AM LIKING IT ALREADY

IT'S JUST TOO CUTE

 

momomonie
yeah you even cried when you got it

 

pinkseok
jungkook told you didn't he

 

momomonie
the kid loves updating me

 

pinkseok
i don't even know how to thank you akdjjsjxjajd

i'll literally put this chibi figurine at the center of my collection

remind me to online-buy a mini spotlight for me to put above the figurine

that chibi deserves all the attention it can get

 

momomonie
lmao how come you give that chibi a special treatment?

it's still a mario figurine? like the others?

 

pinkseok
well it's the ONLY CHIBI in my collection

and mainly because it's from you so i just HAVE to give it a special treatment

 

momomonie
wait what?

 

pinkseok
hey it's the closest i can get from you

i needed to make sure that everytime i look at my collection, the one you gave to me would stand out

it'll remind me of you ya know

 


 

momomonie
i think i died inside

my heart just bursted

i feel like crying this time

 

suqua
wdym

 

momomonie
i asked jungkook to give to him the mario chibi figurine to seokjin hyung for me

hyung told me that he'll make sure the figurine would stand out amongst his collections just because it reminds him of me

 

hoeseok
fuck that's so freaking sweet i'm getting diabetes

hospital bill's on the two of you joon

 

suqua
are you REALLY sure that you two ain't a couple

bc for me i'm sure as hell that you two are one

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
i-

wow

thanks hyung

i really appreciate that

 

pinkseok
nah, thank YOU moni

i really liked it, seriously

but do you know what i want as well?

 

momomonie
what?

 

pinkseok
a picture of you

 

momomonie
sure

 

pinkseok
wait

REALLY?

 

momomonie

btw did you know our dorm's rooftop outlooks the football field

i could actually see you whenever you guys have PE classes

 

pinkseok
cunning bitch :(

that's ??? so ??? unfair ???

 

momomonie
it IS a pic of me, don't you think? :)

life's unfair too

 

pinkseok
i'TS A FUCKING SHADOW MONI

 

momomonie
MY shadow

 

pinkseok
you're such a tease :"(

 


 

pinkseok
YA'LL

I'M SCREAMING BANANAS

 

bunkook
yes i can hear

and not literally bananas but

yeah

 

chimcheroo
why

what's wrong

did jungkook lit the kitchen on fire again?

 

bunkook
eXCUSE ME

THAT WAS TAEHYUNG WHO LIT HIS KITCHEN ON FIRE NOT ME

 

taebae
WHY ARE YOU POINTING THIS ON ME AKJDKWJDJE

 

pinkseok
BRATS THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANT TO SAY

MONI GAVE ME A CHIBI MARIO FIGURINE AND IT'S SO FUCKING CUTE AINFKEJDNF

 

chimcheroo
but you don't like to make mario a chibi ????

 

taebae
it's what you call "falling in love"

 

pinkseok
sHUT IT JUNGKOOK

AND I CHANGED MY MIND

THE CHIBI MARIO IS SO CUTE

I STAND CORRECTED

 

taebae
but how did he gave it to you if he doesn't even want to show himself?

 

bunkook
i gave it to him myself

 

chimcheroo
WAIT SO YOU SAW HIM?

 

bunkook
yeah but he has a mask on

so i can't really tell his face

 

chimcheroo
he really doesn't want to show himself does he

 

pinkseok
I DON'T CARE

I'M STILL LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH THE MARIO CHIBI

IT'S SO FUCJING CUTE

 

taebae
yeah i'm pretty much convinced

i think namjoon is already out of the picture

 

pinkseok
speaking of namjoon

i still haven't seen him aifnjsjxnsnf

would you have a photoshoot kook?

 

bunkook
yeah tomorrow actually

but namjoon hyung wouldn't be there unfortunately

 

chimcheroo
lol i think the only reason why you even asked is to make us think that you still liked your angel

 

pinkseok
shut up jimin

i still liked namjoon okay

but every single time i get to see him, i lost my chance to even approach him cuz he always go away

 

chimcheroo
tbvh it's kinda your fault on why you didn't even get the chance

you always freeze and stare at him when you can just walk up to him and talk

 

bunkook
i'm still convinced that you liked RM more than namjoon

 

pinkseok
RM is my friend

namjoon is my crush

there's a BIG difference


bunkook
oh hyung

i wish you knew

 

pinkseok
what do you even mean by that?

 

bunkook
nothing

could you cook spaghetti for dinner?

 


 

hoeseok
i just realized something

RM is basically the "personality"

then Namjoon is the "visuals"

so it's either seokjin likes "RM the personality" or "Namjoon the visuals"

who would win?

 

momomonie
what the hell seok?

it's 3am?

 

suqua
for christ's sakes babe

go to sleep

Chapter Text

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
i can't fucking believe this

waking me up at 2 in the morning just to tell me i have to go to a stupid meeting

and then blatantly telling me that i am actually REQUIRED to go even if i have to skip classes?

like can't he see i'm trying to live my life as a normal person? and not some heir of the owner of some bigshot company?

i'm trying my very best to convince him that business is not really for me or at least business that involves technology doesn't work for me and my whole-being

i just want to be a cook

i want to be a pastry chef

isn't that too much to ask?

why does father have to be a fucking asshole and not let me choose what i actually want for ONCE in my life

jimin

taehyung

jungkook

why is life so fucking unfair?

 

momomonie
hyung?

what's going on

it's 2 am?

 

pinkseok
oH FUCK

WRONH CHAT AIFJJWJXJSJF

I KNEW TEXTING AT 2AM IS A BAD MOVE AODJSKJDNENFNENFNENF

IGNORE MY RANT

IGNORE AND FORGET EVER YT HING

IGNORE ME TBVH JUST AOFJSNFD

DON'T READ IT

 

momomonie
too late actually

i read them all

 

pinkseok
tHEN FORGET WHAT YOU JUST READ

 

momomonie
i'm not turning off this phone until you tell me what's going on, seokjin

you looked frustrated and obviously needed someone to talk and listen to you

i'm actually already awake (bc of your continuous texts that made my phone shake like a freaking vibrator)(no sarcasm there)

 

pinkseok
but i just messed up :(

i messed up your beauty sleep when sleep is the most important thing a person needs

other than water and food and shelter and clothes that is

 

momomonie
pfft yeah and let your frustrations eat you?

no way i'll do that

i can wait for you to actually tell me

you can do it slowly

i know you badly needed someone to let this out so just lay it out on me

and i promise, i swear on that mario chibi figurine, that i won't tell a single soul

you can trust me on this

 

pinkseok
it's not that i don't trust you, moni

i just, idk

i feel like a burden already?

i mean i know you're also stressed with your own personal life, college's a bitch i know, and adding my own problems to yours would just be too rude of me

 

momomonie
that's basically the same thing if you wanted to let it out to the other three

i'm not saying that you should pick ME to lay out what's eating you inside

but heck, it's 2am and you and me are the only ones awake and i don't think you can actually SURVIVE the rest of the day without pouring it all out

i just want to help hyung, and you do really needed one

 

pinkseok
........

my father wanted me to handle the company once he retires

it won't be too soon before that moment arrives but even so, he already makes me go to meetings and wear uncomfortably tight suits that aren't even my style

 

momomonie
you still looked good in a suit though

 

pinkseok
yeah i know ;)

but yeah, even if dad already knew that i took cooking as a major while business as a minor, he still pushes me to have a business degree

like, i'm so choked up with all his wishes and wants that i didn't even had the proper time to BREATHE freely

he wants me to be the next CEO, he wants me to have a business degree, he wants me to go to a meeting at fucking 2 IN THE MORNING

i'm so caught up with his shits i don't know why i have a father like him who doesn't even consider my OWN wishes and dreams

 

momomonie
but what about your mom? does your mom know about this? how your dad treats you while she's away in europe?

wait was that europe?

i think i read an article wherein your mom has to have some serious business in europe that's why she had to go for a long time?

 

pinkseok
she's not in europe, moni

 

momomonie
what? so i got it wrong?

i swear i saw it in some newspaper or maybe my memory is already failing me

 

pinkseok
she's dead

 

momomonie
.... what

i'm-

i'm confused

it has your mom's candid picture in the article..

 

pinkseok
the "going to europe for a serious business arrangement" is just a fragment

a sugar-coat, as to what dad told me, to make sure that the any business partner wouldn't cut ties with him just because he's "single"

it's already mandatory that whenever you have business with other companies, you have to be a married person to secure and assure the partner that the person they'll be partnering with isn't just some person who can "toy" with the projects

let's just say that the industry doesn't have trust issues with single people and i don't even know why and it's not like i'd even want to know

even if dad's company is already big and all, it's still in the rules of business

now that i thought about it, i can't even fucking believe myself that i know these

 

momomonie
i'm sorry about your loss, hyung

i really am

but now that you said it, you dad basically married your mom to just get the project he needed from this certain partner?

 

pinkseok
no, not really

even before that rule emerged in the business world, dad married mom because he loves her

and i know he does

but when mom died, he changed a lot

so much that i couldn't even recognize him anymore

the moment he told me about lying to the press about fragmenting the death and make it look like she'll be gone for quite a while, when i actually knew it'll be forever, i knew then that he's not the same dad i used to admire before

i looked up to him so much, moni

he used to support me, he used to smile and laugh, he used to spend more time with us, he used to go home at night and not ending up in some penthouse somewhere in seoul

he used to even love everything me and my mom cooked or baked

i just

i missed my dad

i missed him terribly

and i hate it everytime he tells me to do things as if i'm not his son, as if i'm just some successor he had chosen to take care of the company and not even think about MY FEELINGS

 

momomonie
wait, so you and your mom cook?

and he loves it? before?

 

pinkseok
yes

but i don't see any connection as to what i was saying?

 

momomonie
seokjin hyung

i think i know why your dad's like this

think about it

your dad loves your mom, like really according to what you told me

and then she died, didn't he feel depressed and sad about it?

 

pinkseok
he locked himself up in his bedroom for almost a week

he didn't let me in, didn't let the maids take care of him, he just didn't want anybody

but after that he just went back to his usual business self without the love and caring father figure he once was

 

momomonie
hyung

you took cooking as your major

i have seen your mom on the news and i can tell that you got your good looks from her

it's not a mystery as to why your dad doesn't want you to continue your major as cooking

you reminded him so much of your mother and since he missed her just as you did, maybe

JUST maybe

he couldn't bear it whenever he sees you, he sees your mom

maybe it traumatized him for life

 

pinkseok
i..

didn't really thought of that...

oh god no wonder why he forced me to stop my eyes from twitching whenever i get hungry

but even I can't stop myself from doing it

that's what my mom does whenever she's hungry and dad would always laugh about it

 

momomonie
have you ever tried talking to him?

a heart to heart talk?

 

pinkseok
never got the courage to do it

he would always shut me out

dealing with his own work and thoughts and only call me when i'm needed

 

momomonie
maybe you should really talk to him about this

tell him how you would really feel

and force him to pour all his feelings out for you

i can't really blame him if he acted that very irrational towards you since he's the one who got hurt in more ways than one

but it's also not right for him to throw his anger out on his own son who has nothing to do with it

go and talk to him, hyung

after the meeting, tell him how you feel

nothing would happen if you would just let the problem sit on your palm and stare at you like an idiot

 

pinkseok
i don't think i can do that moni

i've tried so many times and all i get is a proper beating

i keep on asking what's his problem, he wouldn't tell me

always giving me the cold shoulder

 

momomonie
then bring your mom up

the both of you are hurting, you needed something to make your dad listen to you

and i know that saying that you reminded him so much about your mom would do the trick

he would listen to you

he's your son, and deep down, i know he's just lost

you just need to pull him out of the darkness

 

pinkseok
is this whay i get everytime i wake up and 2-3 in the morning

a philosophical moni which i am not even going to complain about

 

momomonie
i am trying to help here ??? and all i get is getting attacked ???

 

pinkseok
on a more serious note

i'll try to do what you told me to do

and thank you really for listening to me

i honestly didn't expected for you to actually find out a hypothetical reason on why my dad is being like this

i guess i was too focused on my own dilemma and emotions that i didn't even thought of what my father had gone through as well

 

momomonie
it's okay hyung

it's normal for someone to be selfish enough to think about himself only in times like these

sometimes you think it's unfair

that's why you have friends though

you needed someone to look at a bigger picture

 

pinkseok
i suddenly think that maybe you're a better friend than those three

i honestly couldn't even draw out some "hope" from them

 

momomonie
is that literally or is that a joke

 

pinkseok
lmao it's a joke

i love my children very much

anyways, thank you

like really, thank you for listening to me

it made me feel a lot better to rant it out and remove every negative toxin in my system

and to also get a solution out of it

so thank you so much

 

momomonie
it's no biggie hyung

i'm your friend aren't i?

and besides, i should be the one thanking you

 

pinkseok
what for?

 

momomonie
for trusting me

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
i just talked to my dad earlier after the meeting

mind you i was nervous as fuck and i just have to thank God multiple times because i have a suit coat and i couldn't afford have sweat sticking at the backside and armpits of my polo

it took him a while to actually listen to me

tbh yeah talking about mom really made him listen

and i saw him CRYING and SMILING at the same time

NEVER i have ever witnessed such thing

and we did shared a couple of good tears and confessions

 

momomonie
that's great hyung!

what did he told you?

 

pinkseok
he said that he didn't mean anything and explained himself as to why he's like this

he even admitted that he was about to have a word with me and guess what?

he told me that i can be whatever i want to be !!

 

momomonie
oh congrats hyung!!

i'm so happy for you, i'm so glad :)

at least you're finally happy

 

pinkseok
i finally breathed in fRESH AIR FOR THE FIRST TIME, MONI

btw my dad may or may not have wanted to send you gifts as a thank you

 

momomonie
wait what?

 

pinkseok
i told him that it was because of you that made me understand his situation and he couldn't thank you enough for it

also thanking you for still keeping about my mom a secret

i told him i could just ask yoongi or hoseok to deliver it to you

 

momomonie
what

 

pinkseok
i told him that you like ryan according to what jungkook told me from what yoongi and hoseok told him ofc

 

momomonie
what?

 

pinkseok
i also told dad i call you grape so idk what his plans are but yeah there would be a grape somewhere

and also a new music equipment to replace the one you just 'broke'

i remembered when you ranted at me before lmao i can't stop laughing

 

momomonie
w h a t

 

pinkseok
oh god moni

is that literally everything you're going to say?

 

momomonie
wHAT.

Chapter Text

momomonie
remind me why we have to make a song again

because i'm pretty sure i was NOT THERE when mr. jeon told YA'LL that this is actually an automatic entry to the contest?

 

hoeseok
wait what contest?

 

momomonie
ask your boyfriend

i wasn't even AWARE

 

suqua
basically it's already mandatory for us music majors to make up a song to be entered to the contest

like, mr. jeon even told us that if we ended up winning, any music companies can scout you

 

hoeseok
omg so that means the Big Four are one of them?

 

suqua
exactly

 

momomonie
i'm not even inspired to write a song rn

i'm tired and very much worn out

 

hoeseok
WHICH you do every so often

don't beat yourself up in the track and field, joon

you guys have a lot of time to practice

 

momomonie
my team have to defend the title

and same goes to you too, yoongs

 

suqua
yeah yeah i know

i even saw seokjin practicing with his team at the field as well

damn that guy is good at archery too

but with that aside, the deadline for the song is this friday already

 

momomonie
are you fucking kidding me.

today is THURSDAY.

 

hoeseok
yikes

and there goes the period

 

suqua
that's why you need to keep your butt moving already

 

momomonie
i hope you trip on something and die

 

suqua
i'll cheer for ya

do you need me to use pom-poms

 

momomonie
if you also wear a skirt then maybe i can reconsider

 

suqua
well fuck you

i ain't gonna reminisce the day i wore a maid outfit

 

hoeseok
in my opinion, you looked good in a maid outfit

in ANY outfit for that matter

babe you even have NICE LEGS

god i wish jungkook could just see that already

i wonder how he'll even handle that

 

momomonie
keep this conversation outside of this groupchat

i cannot tolerate this i swear to god

 

hoeseok
dude if you're jealous then there's seokjin who can help you

 

momomonie
he'll only make it worse, trust me

 

suqua
yeah cuz you're a whimp

honestly nam, just show yourself to him already

the month's almost done and all you need to do is just tell him your true self

that you're both namjoon and RM

 

momomonie
as if that would even be easy

he doesn't even like me

he's not attracted to "Namjoon"

so if he saw me then i'm sure as hell he'll just take a U-turn

 

hoeseok
for the love of my own dick, please have mercy

namjoon, my sweet namjoon

if only i could just shove your face to the wall i would gladly do it

if that would make your self-esteem boost then i'll do it a hundred times

 

momomonie
how did you even manage to look so sweet in those horrible sentences

i can't even believe

how are you even good at these

 

hoeseok
i'm just as good as riding yoongi's dick and possibly jungkook's ;)

 

momomonie
forget i even asked

 

suqua
you can just make seokjin your inspiration

i still wouldn't forget the day when i recieved an email from seokjin's dad's company asking me and hoseok to go to the main building just to freaking DELIVER the gifts to YOU

ah those bad days..

 

hoeseok
that was like, three days ago??

 

momomonie
IT WAS SEOKJIN'S DAD WHO DID THIS NOT ME

I JUST HELPED SEOKJIN HYUNG WITH HIS DILEMMA

 

suqua
YEAH AT 2 IN THE FUCKING MORNING

 

hoeseok
btw why is there even a grape fruit with those gifts?

were you hungry?

 

momomonie
HE WOKE ME UP, I CAN'T SLEEP, HE NEEDS HELP, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

LEAVE HIM HANGING?

WELL NO SHIT YOONGI

and he calls me grape remember?

 

suqua
BUT WHY US

 

hoeseok
but why a fruit? he could have given you a grape plushie?

 

momomonie
IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE MY BESTFRIENDS ?????

idrk? you could ask seokjin's dad for answers

 

suqua
I DIDN'T SIGNED UP TO BE YOUR BESTFRIEND JUST TO DELIVER GIFTS

 

momomonie
GO AND ROT

 

suqua
GO FUCK YOURSELF

 

hoeseok
children children

please don't be annoying little shits and just let this slide

i can't handle immature brats in this gc so it's either you two continue bickering the living fuck out of each other and eat cup ramyuns for a month or you two shut up and eat real food

 

suqua
i love you namjoon

 

momomonie
i love you too yoongi

 

hoeseok
that settles it

now go and write your song joonie boy

 

momomonie
i'm not even inspired to write a song

i can't just write lyrics on how much i hate a guy named min yoongi and rap it out

 

hoeseok
come again? :)

 

momomonie
i mean i'm working on it already

 

suqua
you can just make seokjin your inspiration?

 

momomonie
well maybe

i might just do that

but i don't have any CD with me

can i just send it to you and transfer it?

 

suqua
sure

just send it here so that i can see immediately

 

momomonie
great

thanks hyung

 

suqua
anytime

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
so i suddenly thought

why do people need to live when they know they'll die anyway??

i mean okay maybe because the world would become overpopulated but still

although we can make things work and stuff, i mean there are artificial islands already so i think that can work?

isn't that too cruel that you have to die and leave your family alone

think about it, if people don't die, we get to see the whole clan and then every reunion you need at least 2 or 3 houses to fit the whole clan

nobody would be alone right? everyone would feel loved and nobody would feel sad because somebody HAS to die

accidents are an exception though but anyway

what do you think?

oh wow uhm okay

maybe i only get to see the philosophical moni at 2 in the morning and is not applicable midday

hello? you there?

okay you might be busy

sorry for bothering you :((

 


 

 

[ ANTI-LYING POLICY ]

 

bunkook
somebody

ANYBODY

pls tell me where the fuck is namjoon

 

suqua
did he do something wrong?

 

hoeseok
do i have to take away the real food at make him eat cup ramyun this time for real

 

bunkook
kim seokjin

my hyung, my bestfriend

my MELODRAMATIC bestfriend

is SULKING for 2 HOURS ALREADY BECAUSE APPARENTLY A CERTAIN SOMEONE ISN'T REPLYING

I CANNOT HANDLE A sulking!seokjin BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T EVEN COOK FOOD FOR ME

IMAGINE THE SUFFERING I'M EXPERIENCING RIGHT NOW

I'M HUNGRY AND I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE

 

suqua
you might have inherited the dramatic thingy from him

you're being dramatic as well

 

bunkook
EXCUSE ME HYUNG BUT YOU WOULD HAVE FELT THE SAME IF HOSEOK HYUNG STOPPED COOKING FOR YOU

IMAGINE NOT EATING REAL FOOD FOR A MONTH

 

hoeseok
you know me too well sweetheart i'm crying

 

bunkook
isaodkeijabf bUT HYUNG

WHERE IS NAMJOON

WHY HE AIN'T REPLYING

AND WITH THAT BEING SAID I CAN ACTUALLY CONFIRM THAT THERE'S A BIG CHANCE THAT SEOKJIN ACTUALLY LIKES THE personality!namjoon AND NOT THE visuals!namjoon

 

suqua
he must be at the studio

tbvh he's busy right now and probs didn't get the chance to even tell seokjin since he's panicking

 

hoeseok
it was your fault though

 

suqua
.... i know

 

bunkook

loOK AT HIM

HE'S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR 2 HOURS

2 FREAKING HOURS

HE KEEPS ON CHECKING HIS PHONE EVERY 5 MINUTES HOPING NAMJOON WOULD REPLY BUT WHAT THE SHIT MAN THIS IS ANNOYING THE HECK OUT OF ME

IT'S GETTING ON MY NERVES

ALL I NEED IS HIS RE PLY

A R E P L Y

SO THAT I CAN EAT

AND I CAN REST IN PEACE

 

suqua
just tell seokjin that he might be busy with something

 

bunkook
i don't know why he keeps on denying this

but i swear

i think

I THINK

he likes namjoon, personality-wise

 

hoeseok
maybe it's because he doesn't see namjoon in person IN WHICH seokjin developed a crush on

 

suqua
can't we just like

let him figure it out himself?

i'm so tired of these oblivious nuts that i just want to go back to sleep

 

bunkook
BUT SEOKJIN HYUNG WOULDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT IF THERE ISN'T ANYBODY TRYING TO MAKE HIM PERCIEVE IT

 

suqua
okay fine BUT just tell him that he's busy and should cook you meals

i ain't letting you starving

if he doesn't comply then we'll eat out

 

bunkook
... can we just eat out instead of asking him

 

hoeseok
nope

take it or leave it sweetie

 

bunkook
:(((((((

fineeeeeee

 


 

 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
shit i didn't expect to finish this late

sorry for the delay hyung

here's the file

Butterfly.mp3

i kinda got really into writing this song

maybe you're right that i made him my inspiration

ugh it took me a while to do it cuz i have to ask peeps for the vocals and stuff

but thanks anyway for rapping for me and also to hoseok hyung

 

pinkseok
i-

wow

wait wow

the song

 

momomonie
holy fuck

hOly SHIT

SEOKJIN HYUNG I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO SEND IT TO YOU

I THOUGHT YOU'RE YOONGI HYUNG AODJSKKJFNWG

AH SHIT DON'T EVEN BOTHER LISTENING TO IT

 

pinkseok
i just finished akdnsjnde

the song is incredible moni wow

"Will you stay by my side
Will you promise me
If I let go of your hand, you’ll fly away and break
I’m scared scared scared of that"

sHIT THAT'S SO DEEP AND EMO AND CRY-WORTHY ???

i didn't know you're THIS talented

 

momomonie
did you just underestimated my capabilities as a music major

 

pinkseok
nO

NOT REALLY

but seRIOUSLY the song is great

it's just

really sad

who's your inspiration here? the "he" you're talking about?

 

momomonie
ahh

a special someone

nothing big

 

pinkseok
it's BIG for me moni

i've been your friend already and idk what this guy did to you that smh made you write this song

but even if you told me that i'm your crush, you still love the guy

like maybe that's what you felt when you're with him before

so?

who's he

 

momomonie
ah

tbh it's actually the present so no it's not from the past

i met someone actually

well tbh i liked him for a really long time but i met him smh, in a way, idk

and i'm just afraid that IF i get too close to him

he'll just disappear between my grasp

once he sees me, he'll move away

and i just don't want that

i'm just really afraid that what if the thing we have already would suddenly disappear because i reached out? because i appeared?

i don't want to lose him, you know

 

pinkseok
oh moni :(

maybe you should take a risk?

i mean, if this person is nice and understandable, i don't actually think he'll avoid and ignore you

IF you did confessed and he doesn't reciprocate, and he has the traits i mentioned above, then no doubt he'd still stick with you

love is risky yes, but that's what makes it thrilling right?

 

momomonie
well i guess

but idk hyung

i mean he's unpredictabke really

although that's one of the things i loved the most about him

but it's hard hyung

i mean he's already THERE yet i'm such a coward to actually do something about it, me and my feelings

i cherish my friendship with him, yet i like him so much and he doesn't even know it and that freaking hurts

a lot

and the thought of him feeling disgusted because of me just terrifies me

i couldn't remove the mental image in my head

 

pinkseok
hey

stop beating yourself up like this

if he doesn't like you, then it's his loss

but let me tell you that you're the most amazing person i've ever met and whoever thinks you're not is a piece of shit that i want to shove a knife up its ass

a person's personality makes the him/her beautiful and handsome and you're the perfect example of it

if he doesn't realize that then he can just fuck off ya know

i can even do that job for ya

 

momomonie
ugh i really needed that push

thanks seokjin hyung

it's 2am so maybe this is actually our things

saying deep and helpful stuffs at 2

and i'm sorry for not replying to you either aofjksnxns

 

pinkseok
okay

i'm glad my help is enough

and omg it's okay moni really !!

you really don't have to apologize

at least i know why you were not replying so it's cool ^^

 


 

 

pinkseok
well

shit happened

 

chimcheroo
oh god not again hyung

it's 2am

pls rest and go to sleep first

 


 

momomonie
hear me out

idk if i fucked it up or what

but guess who sent the music file to the wrong person AND to the person whom i tried not to let him know about?

 

suqua
you're fucking stupid, namjoon

 

momomonie
i tOLD YOU TO HEAR ME OUT ???

Chapter Text

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

suqua
did he found out?

 

momomonie
i don't think so

well i HOPE he doesn't

but

well

he gave me a few tips that got me thinking and all...

 

suqua
tips?

what kind?

tips on how NOT to send the file or message to the wrong person?

 

momomonie
it was a MISTAKE

 

suqua
a mistake you WANTED to avoid yet you still did

and give me the file already jesus it's 3am

 

momomonie
AOJDKWJJFEN IT WAS 2AM AND I WAS TIRED

I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT AND OBVIOUSLY WASN'T LOOKING CLEARLY ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT MESSAGE I PRESSED

as if you're not awake at 3am, 3am's like 12nn to you

Butterfly.mp3

 

suqua
in the end, you still did

what tips did he gave you though?

 

momomonie
well

tips about confession and stuff

he listened to the song, obviously

and he was curious on who i was pertaining to

ofc i didn't told him that it was actually HIM whom i was talking about in the song but he assumed that i have a new crush

 

suqua
wait what do you mean by "new"?

aRE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU TOLD HIM THAT HE'S YOUR CRUSH?

 

momomonie
yeah? we were really comfortable around each other now so i think it's okay to tell secrets

and well he thinks that even if i told him that he's my crush, i "loved" this person before him and still am now

 

suqua
what are those tips, to be exact?

 

momomonie
uhhh love is risky but that's what makes it thrilling

 

suqua
true

 

momomonie
i shouldn't be deprecating myself because i'm a wonderful and amazing person and that my personality outbeats my looks and that personality is what makes the person "beautiful/handsome"

ACCORDING to HIM

 

suqua
well holy shit joon

how tf didn't he even realized this

this song is actually ABOUT HIM

 

momomonie
i assumed that you already finished listening to the song

 

suqua
damn right i did

seriously how didn't he even realized that?

you already told him that he's your crush

 

momomonie
i don't really know

and i'm glad he didn't

 

suqua
oh for the love of g OD

i'm going to do this once and only ONCE

so don't you fucking dare save or screenshot this or else i won't transfer the music to the CD

THIS is what i look like right now you ungrateful brat

real talk here, man

he LIKES you and i can really tell

ESPECIALLY when you told me what he had told you

he's already giving you advices indirectly so why can't you just consider it?

 

momomonie
he doesn't LIKE me, yoongi

and he never will

he's just giving those advices because i'm his FRIEND

 

suqua
a FRIEND that doesn't show his own FACE

if you were seokjin, you knew you wouldn't be fully trusting someone who you only talk to at text but still, if he doesn't show any signs of prank or stalk and shit then it's okay

and if i were seokjin, i would still fall in love with you because of your personality

i mean joon, you're really a great person and a kind one in fact. you're understanding unlike no other people and you're just different and so interesting to talk to, but also annoying at times

i'm already telling you, if i'm seokjin then i would have liked you and if seokjin was seokjin, then he WILL like you

don't tell this to jungkook or hoseok though

i love those idiots a tad bit more than you

 

momomonie
wow you're so rude

i'm scared hyung

like literally

i mean you've already heard the song

that's what i TRULY felt, every single time i imagined myself showing up to seokjin

the image of him getting disgusted or terrified of seeing me just pains me a lot

but i should already accept that expession right? i got used to it before right?

so why do i feel so fucking scared whenever i think about telling him the truth?

 

suqua
oh god i can't even believe i'm going to nag you at 4am

it's because you LIKE him namjoon

it's normal for people to be insecure and to think that their crushes would only aim for their looks

but not EVERYONE is like that, and especially not seokjin

idk about him but i figured that he would fall in love with the person who sees him past his looks since he always have tons of admirers who only admires h IS L OO KS

YOU GET MY POINT HERE

 

momomonie
i'm trying to.. process that...

 

suqua
well process that even further cuz imma hit the hay

you literally drained me from all that waiting ugh

aNd theN i hAvE tO taKe juNgkOok On a dAte

i love death

 

momomonie
you literally don't sleep

you can pull off all-nighers i don't see why you explain about the lack of sleep and being drained

 

suqua
i'm only human too genius

and we're like batteries that needs to be recharged

and if i want to make the date good for both kook and hoseok, i need my sleep

 

momomonie
alright alright

go to sleep hyung

sorry for making you wait

 

suqua
i'm not sure if i should just say "nah issok" or "fuck you, i want to sleep"

can i just say i love you and go offline?

 

momomonie
love you too yoongles

 

suqua
nevermind

fuck you joon

 


 

pinkseok
so

i was awake earlier yeah? i think it's 2 or 3 in the morning?

and my phone vibrated like a freaking advanced vibrator so i just HAVE to get it to make it stop

but then i saw that it was moni messaging me

he sent me a song

and it's about someone else

MY CHILDREN MY EARS HAVE BEEN BLESSED

 

chimcheroo
so you heard his voice?

 

pinkseok
not really since the song has at least 3-4 vocals and definitely 3 rappers so i can't really tell which is his

but he DID wrote the song

 

chimcheroo
aw

and just when i thought you'd be able to hear it

 

pinkseok
i don't mind

but the lyrics are really sad and it's as if the person who wrote it is scared to admit his feelings and actually show himself to the person

moni must have felt that way to his crush

 

taebae
he literally planned to let you hear it?

 

pinkseok
nope

he sent it accidentally

can't really blame him since it's already 2 and ofc he would be tired

he's supposed to give it to yoongi, idk why but maybe it's because they're both music majors and he has something to do with it

but it's just that the music is so emotional that i just HAVE to say something

 

bunkook
no wonder yoongi was still online at 2

but moni told you he liked somebody?

 

pinkseok
yeah? he told me that he has someone he likes right now and he doesn't want to show himself to him cuz he's afraid

i'm really worried though because, well, his self-esteem so really going nowhere

if anything it's going to nothingness

 

bunkook
that i agree in so many ways

 

pinkseok
oh?

 

bunkook
i mean i'm also concerned somehow

because it seems like you're starting to like RM

 

pinkseok
ofc i like him

he's my friend

and my angel is still my top 1 priority

unfortunately for me, he is still in Ilsan and i just want to s c ream because i haven't seen him for a WEEK

 

bunkook
actually

you CAN see him

and change your wallpaper

 

taebae
NOW i know why i suddenly saw you at the library

 

pinkseok
wait

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT MONI IS THERE?

WITH YOU?

 

bunkook
WAS with me

and WAS here

the photoshoot was yesterday and so is namjoon so we grabbed the oppurtunity to take pictures and make them models in order for yoongi to know the perfect angles and filters, depending on the setting

 

pinkseok
aND YOU DIDN'T TOLD ME?

 

bunkook
you were busy hyung

i went to the culinary building just to tell you but i ended up seeing you literally sCREAMING in agony at the poor raw chicken that was already on the floor

i can't really interrupt that awful moment so i went back instead

 

pinkseok
sEND ME

SEND IT TO ME NOW

 

chimcheroo
oh oh i wanna see the others too !!

i miss modelling aifejjd can we do that again too?

 

taebae
actually

i think we can

one of the managers texted me again asking if we want to go back to modelling

i'm not that busy with uni as of the moment so i'm okay with it

 

bunkook
yeah i think we can do that

i could even ask yoongi to be our photographer

anyways i'll send the pics rn

i love my men

i meAN I LOVE MY MODELS

 

chimcheroo
WAIT WHAT

 

bunkook
UUHH MOVING ON

 

chimcheroo
hOLD THE FUCK UP

ARE YOU FINALLY ADMITTING THAT YOU LIKED THEM

OR MORE LIKE LOVE

 

bunkook
M OVI NG O N

 

pinkseok
omfg

you liked them? like admitting head-on with no force whatsoever that you really like them for real this time?

aND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TOLD ME?

 

bunkook
nO hyUng

 

taebae
bitch why you lyin'

 

bunkook
FUCK YA'LL

 

chimcheroo
I GENERALLY FEEL SO OFFENDED FUCK YOU TOO JUNGKOOK

DON'T MAKE ME PULL EVERY INFO FROM YOU PERSONALLY

UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO THREATEN YOUR IRON MAN FIGURINE

YA KNOW, THE ONE WITH ROBERT DOWNEY JR.'S SIGNITURE

 

bunkook
you wouldn't

 

chimcheroo
try me

 

bunkook
dON'T YOU FUCKING DARE YOU ARROGANT SHRIMP

 

chimcheroo
tHE DISRESPECT I RECIEVE FROM THIS STUPID COCONUT

 

taebae
oh for pit's sake

 

pinkseok
jungkook :)

aren't you supposed to be telling nothing but the truth when it comes to this group? :)

 

bunkook
OADISXHJWJFNJSJF

WE BOTH LIKE EACH OTHER OKAY

AND THEY ARE STILL IN THE SEASON OF COURTING ME BECAUSE IM A TRADITIONAL ASS WHO WANTS TO BE SWOON FIRST BEFORE THE BOYFIES

nOW CAN WE GO BACK TO ME APPRECIATING MY MEN

 

chimcheroo
there are legitimate tears streaming down my face

but how fucking dare you didn't even informed us

we're your bestfriends and we only knew this now?

 

bunkook
they've just been courting me for like 3 days already?

it's not that long?

 

pinkseok
as much as i'm happy that you're finally going to have boyfriends that can tolerate your sassy attitude

 

bunkook
geez rude

 

pinkseok
as much as i'm happy for you

you still didn't showed me namjoon

 

bunkook
akndjajdne be prepared hyung

bc i swear even i was shookened

 

pinkseok
the

the

tjeiwd

tHOSE VEINS

IN HIS HANDS

 

chimcheroo
holy shit

what a

a beauty

 

taebae
I LOVE HIS EYES SO MUCH

 

pinkseok
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE CHANGED HIS HAIR COLOR

HOLY FREAKING BEJESUS IN THE NUTSHELL

HE LOOKS SO GOOD WITH IT?

I'M CRYING?

MY EYES ARE BLESSED

ARE THERE ANY MORE

 

bunkook
well

yeah

since yoongi asked me how to also take pics with the face only, we had two set-ups

one is the medieval theme with a bit of a warm filter that's why it's a yellow one which is what i showed you

and the next one is a sugar-daddy theme with full blown HD since this is only the face

no doubt yoongi pulled it off the most cuz

aNYONE WHO FUCKING LOOKS LIKE THIS IS DEADASS A SUGAR FUCKING DADDY

and hoseok? a fucking god

perfection

utmost perfection with the cute scrunched up smile

i love them so much

 

chimcheroo
again legitimate tears are streaming down my face

 

pinkseok
omfg

they looked hot definitely

 

bunkook
oh you haven't seen namjoon yet

 

pinkseok
fUCK

 

taebae
HIS !! EYES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait is that suede

thOSE ARE SUEDE?

THOSE ARE DAMN EXPENSIVE? LIKE? WHAT?

 

bunkook
as if i didn't have a friend from the brand that sells suede suits

ofc it was sponsored

although they didn't accepted it since they don't know where to use it

 

pinkseok
namjoon

looks so

fucking good

he's so perfect

no doubt 10/10 he's my crush

 

taebae
tbvh

you're more of infatuated by him

bc you only like him for his looks

 

pinkseok
excuse me i like him for his personality as well

 

bunkook
uhhhh do you like

have you talked to him?

 

pinkseok
well no

bUT i assumed he's kind since when i bumped into him a month ago, he said sorry and was blushing already likena tomato

 

chimcheroo
that honestly won't suffice

you only know a percent of him

you haven't talked to him yet so how can you be so sure that he's good?

this is infatuation, hyung

 

pinkseok
is it bad...

 

taebae
if you put it that way then yes

because imagine the other way around

you already experienced this

people like you because of your looks, not because of who you are (mainly cuz they don't know you that much yet)

so imagine if namjoon found out that you had a crush on him even BEFORE you talked and get to know him

 

pinkseok
aihfjsjfjbs what am i supposed to do?

i always don't have the chance to even approach him

 

chimcheroo
well if you didn't FROZE then MAYBE you would have had a chance

sports fest is in a few days

it's basically a requirement for every student to join

i'm pretty sure he'll come

 

taebae
so MAKE SURE that you would approach him like a decent human being this time

 

pinkseok
sjdjsjbjdns okay fine

i will do it this time

Chapter Text

 


 

momomonie
tell me

what was seokjin's sport gonna be again?

 

suqua
from what i know

i think archery and track and field??

 

hoeseok
omg

you'll definitely going to compete against him !!


momomonie
ahaha

I Don't Think I Can Run Now

 

suqua
bullshit

you're going to run that track whether he's there or not

i don't give a shit if you'll freeze when you see him but hell we gotta make our class win ya know

 

momomonie
i was.. joking yoongi

ofc i'd run for the class

 

hoeseok
but ofc if seokjin says hi, then say hi as well okay?

you told me he ain't a narcissistic bitch so you better prove it to me?

 

momomonie
and how the hell am i supposed to do that?

 

hoeseok
approach him duh

if he goes flipping his non-existent long hair then i won't hesitate to label him as a confident hoe

 

suqua
but

didn't you told me the only people you call hoe are your friends?

so?

 

hoeseok
shit you're right

okay how about a confident asshole?

 

momomonie
you call us assholes

 

hoeseok
WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL HIM SOMETHING SHITTY WHEN EVERY TRASH WORD EVER EXISTING IS WHAT I CALL TO MY FRIENDS

 

momomonie
uh just a narcissistic dude?

 

hoeseok
.... i call you guys dude too bUT NEVERMIND THAT

so if you DID proved that seokjin is not the narcissistic whatever he is then i'll believe you

because up until now my guard is still up everytime you say that you liked him

 

suqua
he.. really isn't narcissistic if you put it that way, seokkie

 

hoeseok
oh? and how did you even know?

 

suqua
wellllllll

first off is jungkook, which you should know by now

and second, seokjin somewhat "helped" namjoon in a way as in giving him tips about love and shit

namjoon sent the song to him by accident

 

hoeseok
I WASN'T AWARE?

 

suqua
it was 3 in the morning babe

you were asleep

in my arms

cuddling cutely

nakeOAIDKWDKWJFJE

 

momomonie
i DON'T need to know about that

 

suqua
bY THROWING A FUCKING PILLOW AT ME?

MY PHONE ALMOST HIT THE FLOOR YOU ASS

 

hoeseok
okay okay

calm your shits

anyway, you should still talk to him though

say "goodluck" at least

 

momomonie
it's as if you don't even know me, hoseok

ofc i say goodluck to everyone

btw, seokjin hyung's getting his uniform already

saw it at his snaps and i think we're going next?

since the music majors are always next to the culinary majors so

 

hoeseok
we already got the uniforms

dance majors got first before culinary majors

let me tell ya'll it's really pretty and cool shit

aND I FINALLY HAVE A WHITE JACKET FUCK YES PIPOL

 

suqua
lmfao you're adorable

anyway you guys go ahead

i'll have to take a detour to the studio to grab a few CDs i'll be submitting to the prof

 

momomonie
what are you even trying to do

 

suqua
wooing the prof?

 

hoeseok
excuse me?

 

suqua
wooing the prof i MEAN impressing him because i found out that he has lots of connections in the music industry

i really wanted my music to be out there, my mixtapes and such

and if this is the only chance i get, i'll have to grab it

 

momomonie
want help? if you have no inspiration, you can just ask me to write lyrics

 

suqua
nah i don't want the songs talking about seokjin under my name

if anything, it has to be YOURS

 

momomonie
my world doesn't revolve around seokjin only yk

i'm not that stupid nor that obsessed

 

hoeseok
have you ever thought of like, submitting too joon?

didn't you told me you wanted to be a music artist like yoongi?

 

momomonie
well yeah

i just didn't have the inspiration to write good lyrics

i needed something

something good and meaningful

something that can help not only me but the youth as well

as if i'm their voice

 

hoeseok
oh god you just gave me an idea

but that would be for an another chapter

 

suqua
what? what are you talking about?

 

hoeseok
you guys didn't know?

we're in a story? that talks about namjoon being a reasonable wimp (keyword: reasonable) and seokjin being an oblivious nut and that those two should just meet and finally satisfy the readers' thirsts

 

momomonie
you're weird

and that is the most serious statement i could ever come up for you

 

hoeseok
I SWEAR

THIS IS SOME COOL SHIT DUDE

 

momomonie
maybe that is just a theory but you forgot that it'd actually called a theory

 

hoeseok
IT WOULDN'T BE A THEORY IF IT'S TRUE AND PROVEN

I SWEAR WE'RE IN A STORY

A CHATFIC I THINK? BUT KSUFIWJFJD

 

suqua
babe

let's go now yeah? to get mine and joon's uniforms?

 

hoeseok
BUT BABE

 

momomonie
yeah yeah let's go seok

 

hoeseok
WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKERS BELIEVE ME YOU INCOHERENT PIECE OF MUSHROOMS AOFJWJXNSNDJJSND I HATE YA'LL

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

bunkook

come to think of it

imagine that you two are basically rooming in together and then everytime you come home you'll see him cooking for you

 

momomonie
motherfucker

what are you even trying to do kid

give me a boner?

 

bunkook
not really but if you DID got a boner then you're disgusting

 

momomonie
.... that was sarcasm, jungkook

 

bunkook
i know :------)

i just visited him at the culinary building cuz they're the next ones who'll be getting the uniforms

 

momomonie
yea i know

your boyfriend told me

 

bunkook
oajdksjjdnr hoseok or yoongi are NOT my boyfriends yet

 

momomonie
kid you'd still say yes to them anyway so what difference does it even make?

 

bunkook
I'M TRADITIONAL

 

momomonie

 

bunkook
wow

i didn't know you're using memes

 

momomonie
i don't live in a cave away from civilization, kook

 

bunkook
idk hyung

you act and text like an oldie so i assumed you don't even know memes

 

momomonie
do you want to die

 

bunkook
kidding :)

 

momomonie
how's seokjin hyung?

 

bunkook
still the same tbvh

he's just excited for the sports fest

don't ask me why though

but he keeps on practicing everyday for archery and that he keeps on coming home late

the three of us are already worried cuz everytime he comes home late, he doesn't even have the energy to do homework and his paper

i always end up seeing his face planted on the computer keyboard already

 

momomonie
he's beating himself up what even

 

bunkook
could you like

tell him to rest too?

we've been scolding him nonstop but for some reason he just wouldn't listen

i thought that maybe he'll listen to you

which he's been doing most of the time now

 

momomonie
why would he listen to me and not to you when you three are his bestfriends?

 

bunkook
idk hyung

you tell me

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
if you even plan on going to the field after your literature class just to practice archery and track 'n field then i suggest for you to not do that

get some rest seokjin

 

pinkseok
how did you know?

 

momomonie
other than the point wherein i have two clear eyes

jungkook told me too?

they're worried hyung and you shouldn't make them worried

you have lots of time to practice

 


pinkseok
time is gold, moni

i'm making use of every free time i had

 


momomonie
and come home late only to sleep on your homework?

i don't think so

 

pinkseok
oh god jungkook told you a lot didn't he

 

momomonie
well yeah bc i was the one who asked him

 

pinkseok
they're really worried?

 

momomonie
the three of them are

they missed the sassy persona of you

because they often end up dealing with a very grumpy kim seokjin

 

pinkseok
oh god

i'll make up to them

i should just probably cook their faves don't you think?

 

momomonie
uhhhh yeah do that

 

pinkseok
btw

you'd be at the sports fest right?

 

momomonie
yes

and you'll actually see me playing

 

pinkseok
alright ^^

that's all i need to know

 

momomonie
wait really?

you wouldn't ask me what sport i'd be playing?

 

pinkseok
i don't have to

i honestly don't want to find you anymore

i gave up, so i'd just wait for the day you'll show up yeah?

 

momomonie
wait really?

you serious?

 

pinkseok
yeah?

we've been talking for like almost a month now?

so i just kinda grew out of my urgency to find out who you are

and besides, it's better that i know the real you instead of just the face

unlike my crush, whom i only know the face but i don't even know if he's worth it or not bc i only know a small detail of his personality

 

momomonie
you really haven't spoken to your crush?

AT ALL?

 

pinkseok
nope

i was hoping i'd be able to see him at the sports fest though

hoping i'd be able to compete against him IF he and i have the same sport

 

momomonie
well i think he'll have the same sport as yours

idk but i got the feeling

you told me to trust my guts so i'm doing that already

 

pinkseok
aww thanks moni :)

anyway, what sport are you playing?

 

momomonie
track and field

that's the only thing i'm good at tbvh

running and stuff

although i'm pretty sure i would be getting new running shoes again after the games

that would be my fourth

 

pinkseok
omfg seriously?

 

momomonie
yeaaa

i tend to destroy things by accident

it really frustrates me sometimes

that's how i got the initials RM

cuz they called me Rap Monster before

they describe me as a monster (a good simile they always say to me) when it comes to rapping cuz well, they like how i rap and write lyrics

and also because, yes, destroy things

but now it's different

 

pinkseok
don't you think you should change the meaning of RM though?

i mean Rap Monster is cool but

i don't think that suits you well enough

 

momomonie
do you have something in mind though?

 

pinkseok
not yet as of the moment

but i'll tell you when i get to think of something

 

momomonie
that's great !

i'll be getting my uniform now so i'll talk to you later?

 

pinkseok
sure !!

you'll definitely LOVE the uniform i swear

 

momomonie
i think i will ahaha

 


 

[ private chat : bunkook ]

 

pinkseok
moni's coming

i feel happy for some reason

 

bunkook
namjoon's going too

 

pinkseok
yeah you told me that already

listen, i've been thinking about what jimin and taetae told me yesterday

and right now, i'm not even sure of what i feel

i mean, i like namjoon a lot

he's a god, a beauty, basically an angel the world doesn't deserve

but then, there's moni who's probably even more handsome than namjoon

 

bunkook
wait so basically you saw RM already?

 

pinkseok
no but his personality what makes him handsome

i like his persona and all

i enjoyed talking to him a lot

 

bunkook
yeah as if that wasn't even the most obvious thing

 

pinkseok
go and rot

anyway, i'm torn kook

idk what to feel anymore

i'm starting to like moni but everytime i stare at my wallpaper, i'd go turn back to namjoon again

this is so fucking frustrating this is much more frustrating than dealing with fake-ass admirers

 

bunkook
you need to see it for yourself tomorrow for the sports fest

you told me RM would come

 

pinkseok
i'm not even sure which one is him

there are a lot of classes competing for the track 'n field

i can't just approach a random guy saying that "you're RM?"

 

bunkook
we'll find that out sooner or later hyung

 

pinkseok
either way i'm not going to look for him kook

i'll wait for him to approach me and show himself

i gave up looking since i don't see the point of wanting to see his face

it's his personality that i liked about him and if he has a reason why he doesn't want to show himself then i'll respect that


bunkook
wow

so basically namjoon is an infatuation while RM is your crush?

 

pinkseok
can't i just have the two of them as my crush?

 

bunkook
we'll see hyung

who knows maybe namjoon would prove you wrong or maybe RM would show himself to you that you don't need namjoon anymore

who knows what can happen

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[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
so

archery's first and i can't sit still

 

momomonie
how much are you fidgeting?

where are you anyway, i couldn't find you at the oval

 

pinkseok
i'm at the lockers

all the participants for archery are here, warming up and stuff

all the while i'm here trying to distract myself and keep on talking to jimin

i swear i think he's already annoyed with the fact that i couldn't stop talking to him when he's also busy chatting with taemin as well

he's doing a good job at hiding his annoyance though

but ofc i know him too well if he's annoyed or not

 

momomonie
you can't be serious

you've been practicing for 10 hours straight and keeps on getting home tired and keeps on skipping homeworks even if you need to do it

and now you're going to waste all that just because you're nervous?

 

pinkseok
I CAN'T HELP IT OKAY

WHAT IF THERE'S SOMEONE BETTER THAN ME

WHAT IF I LOST

WHAT IF I'M LAST

WHAT IF

 

momomonie
are you fucking kidding me

kim seokjin, probably the most confident ass in the whole world, is nervous because he thinks there's someone better than him

i beg to differ but i think this is not the seokjin hyung i used to talk to

 

pinkseok
geez stop calling me hyung i have a feeling you're just a few years younger than me

you're making me feel old

aND JUST BECAUSE I'M A CONFIDENT ASSHOLE DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T GET NERVOUS

EXCUSE ME BUT I'M HUMAN TOO

 

momomonie
nah

you're a god

 

pinkseok
coMPLIMENTS DON'T WORK THIS TIME AROUND, MONI

 

momomonie
then what do you even want me to do?

there are lots of students here

i'm basically surrounded by screaming banshees who just couldn't shut up for one second

i don't know anybody and yoongi is supposed to be there with you

hoseok is busy preparing for his sport as well

technically i'm all alone again

 

pinkseok
send me a selca of you?

 

momomonie
i thought?

 

pinkseok
at least i tried

and yoongi WAS here

but he went out because hoseok called him

 

momomonie
i have a feeling that hoseok's gonna give him the 'goodluck routine' to keep him more energized than necessary

 

pinkseok
i suddenly couldn't remove the image in my mind

 

momomonie
welcome to my suffering

 

pinkseok
looks like kookie gave that to him too

 

momomonie
jungkook was there too?

 

pinkseok
yeah

yoongi came back with the usual after-sex hair

and jungkook peeked in with swollen lips AND STILL PANTING with a small smirk on his face when he watched yoongi sitting back next to me with a blush on his face

remind you that i gave that kid the "fuck you finger" bc i couldn't get the image of jungkook sucking yoongi out of my head this time

first hoseok and now my supposed to be innocent bestfriend and child

your bestfriends are the worst in tainting my precious child

 

momomonie
excuse me

yoongi and hoseok are angels

 

pinkseok
you sure?

 

momomonie
okay fine they're not

BUT it's not their fault that jungkook's ALREADY TAINTED even before he dated the two of them

don't blame my sweet friends

 

pinkseok
sweet friends my ass

yoongi literally punched my arm when he saw me looking at him with pure disgust

^ that is sarcasm and a joke btw

^ and he didn't bought it, took it seriously and all

^ and also told me "you are more than welcome to suck my bestfriend's cock anytime and anywhere"

^ mind you i choked too hard that i ended up coughing

^ how did you even handle this little shit

 

momomonie
ehh he has a lot of friends because of hoseok so i don't really know who's bestfriend he's talking about

i don't even want to know who

and don't mess with him ESPECIALLY his height cuz he's pretty much sensitive about it

he even ignored hoseok once because he was making fun of how small he is

hoseok aka HIS BOYFRIEND

but then yoongi is a smol and precious child

 

pinkseok
you little shit after my archery game i'll fucking kill you fucker

 

momomonie
love you yoongles

 

pinkseok
disrespekting little sHITKAJDIWJNFWX

akdnksdjnsd wAIT THAT WAS NOT ME THAT WAS YOONGI

 

momomonie
figures

you would never dared to call me with such brutal words

 


pinkseok
well i CAN do that but yeah not to you

you're too precious to be called a fucker and little shit

 

momomonie
i didn't know you two are close already though? like friends?

 


pinkseok
yoongi's courting jungkook remember?

being kookie's strong and independent mother, i shall do my job

which reminds me, that fucker shouldn't even be treating me that way if he even wants to see my child again

i could handle hoseok since he's such a sunshine but yoongi? he better to something right now

 

momomonie
seok's a sunshine but a hoe

knows everything about sex and stuff

but a sunshine nevertheless

 

pinkseok
that's too much contridiction

 

momomonie
exactly

 

pinkseok
but at least yoongi got a goodluck prize from those two

akfnekndjwjfjnsf i really could 't sit still

eVEN JIMIN GOT A GOODLUCK KISS FROM TAEHYUNG WHY AM I BEING LEFT OUT THIS DISRESPECTING ASSHOLES

 

momomonie

would this be enough?

 

pinkseok
.... i asked for a goodluck sign not a peace sign

 

momomonie
you picky windshield

be happy that i gave you a photo of me

 

pinkseok
tHE DISRESPECT I ALSO RECIEVE FROM A PERSON WHO DOESN'T EVEN SHOW HIS FACE I JUST CANNOT WITH ALL OF YOU

btw where is that?

aren't you at by the oval's bleachers?

and who's that beside you?

 

momomonie
wow those are too many questions

1) yes i am at by the oval's bleachers

2) that photo was taken two months ago when i was back at Ilsan

3) that's actually my cousin

4) i have no other pictures i can show you that screams G O O D L U C K

 

pinkseok
well your face can be treated as a goodluck charm but eh i knew you wouldn't show anyway sO

wait Ilsan? as in your hometown is Ilsan?

and you were at Ilsan two months ago?

 

momomonie
yep

Ilsan-born by blood

i just moved to Seoul because of the university

 

pinkseok
well that's funny

he was at Ilsan as well, as in hometown Ilsan

 

momomonie
who?

 

pinkseok
eh nobody

aNYWAY

iajfjsbfjejdnd iT'S OUR TURN WISH ME LUCK ASSHAT

 

momomonie
NOW YOU'RE BEING JUST PLAIN RUDE

 


 

[ private chat : bunkook ]

 

momomonie
tell me

the straightest answer you could give me

i know you're not fucking straight cuz i'm not an idiot and you're dating my two male bestfriends so chuck that joke down your throat

from me to seokjin, where is seokjin?

 

bunkook
wow

is this what a heartwarming greeting feels like?

 

momomonie
shut up and answer my question kid

i don't need your sarcasm on this questiom because this is highly important

 

bunkook
why are my choices ranges from you to hyung?

and who are the middle ones?

 

momomonie
the middle doesn't matter

There Is No In Between

now where is the answer i needed

 

bunkook
tell me why the hell are you first then seokjin is next before i answer you

 

momomonie
i'm the worst, seokjin's the best

duh

 

bunkook
duh?

dUH?

DUH?

A BIASED PERSON ISN'T A GOOD NOR A POSITIVE WAY OF CHOOSING

AND YOU'RE ASKING ME WHERE HE STANDS?

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING ME THAT RIGHT NOW

 

momomonie
seokjin's next in line

i need to cheer for him

 

bunkook
as if he would even see you

or wait nevermind about that

 

momomonie
why?

 

bunkook
i'm cheering for my boyfriend of course

 

momomonie
so NOW you're acknowledging it?

 

bunkook
i kinda told him to beat seokjin hyung for me if he wants to find out my answer

hoseok hyung knew i'd say yes because i already told that to him

i just want to see how badly yoongi wanted this

either way i'd still say yes lmao

and besides, you already told me that i'd still end up together with them so why do i even bother letting them wait?

my traditional ass can move aside and i'll gladly welcome the 21st Century of Courtship

 

momomonie
what a shade

 

bunkook
the only reason why i also wanted yoongi to beat him is because yes, seokjin hyung's the best fucking archer in the uni

and i couldn't even help but compare him to robin hood

robin hood's a cartoon but he's still fucking hot for an animal

don't even try to deny but hyung's hot

especially his broad back ;))))

 

momomonie
i used to have a crush on simba

it's nice to reminise those days when i was still a child

so innocent and naive

okay now

what the fuck are you even implying with those goddamn winks

 

bunkook
I HAD A CRUSH ON NICK IN ZOOTOPIA MIND YOU

AND I WAS LIKE WHAT

17 OR 18??

I LOVE HIS VOICE SO MUCH AND HIS ANNOYING SMIRK

idk, you tell me what you wanna do with that wide back ;)))))

 

momomonie
i so fucking hate you

 

bunkook
ohhhh you'll thank and love me for this ;))

 

momomonie
fOCUS ON THE GODDAMN GAME YOU TWIT

 

bunkook
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
I'm Impressed

you got it all in

 

pinkseok
aodjjsndnd I Have No Time In Appreciating Compliments

track 'n field is next And My Legs Are Breaking Down Already

 

momomonie
aren't compliments boosting your energy?

considering the fact that you're a narcissist?

 

pinkseok
i thoUGHT WE'RE DONE TALKING ABOUT THAT GODFUCKING DAMMIT MONI

 

momomonie
then use that adrenaline to run?

that's what i always do

like i just think of something that can make me feel a fight or flight state

as much as possible to the flight state because fight state won't do me any good

 

pinkseok
i smh can't?

IDK I JUST FEEL NERVOUS AS FUCK

I'M TOO AFRAID TO FREAKING TRIP AOCJSJNCNS

ALL I CAN DO IS TO PRAY FOR MY PRECIOUS FEET TO NOT SCREW IT ALL UP

 

momomonie
you'll do fine dw

where's the confident seokjin i often see everyday and everynight?

 

pinkseok
they're either dead outside or dead inside

you sound TOO CALM for this

aren't you going to be a runner too?

how come you're not even nervous akdnss

 

momomonie
idk maybe i'm just really excited or more of like suggestions and the like

which you would prefer?

i know the oval track since i've been running on it for 6 years

this is where i really belong to

not just the library or my music studio

even if those two are precious and needs to be protected

at least they know it's private unlike the oval track itself

 

pinkseok
!!!!!!!!

I SAW MY CRUSH TODAY

HE LOOKED SO CUTE

 

momomonie
oh really?

you felt inspired now

 

pinkseok
i'M FINALLY BURNING

MY MOOD SHIFTED FROM 0 TO 100 REAL FCUKING QUICK AS IN SONIC BLASTED TO AN UNKNOWN VOID BUT ONLY EXISTS IN MY MIND

 

momomonie
what does he look like?

 

pinkseok
OKAY FINE I'LL TELL YOU WHO HE IS

THE THING IS

I ASKED HOSEOK TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM FOR ME SINCE HE'S NOT IN FOR THE TRACK AND FIELD

SO HE DID AND SENT THIS TO ME

AND I JUST SCREAMED HARDER WHEN I SPOTTED HIM AT THE CROWD

HE WAS EVEN BRINGING A CAMERA

 

momomonie
holKADJEBDKWJNFNSR

 

pinkseok
HE ALMSOT DROPPED HIS CAMERA

AKDJSJCNER HOLY FUVKING JESUS HE SHOULD BE CAREFULN NEXT TIME

 

momomonie
OANFJSJCNKANFN

 

pinkseok
what's wrong? did i do something wrong?

 

momomonie
nothing i got sweaty hands so i had a hard time pushing the buttons

i also got a bit overwhelmed that's all

 

pinkseok
I THINK I KNOW WHY YOU'RE OVERWHELMED

HE'S A BEAUTY RIGHT

I MEAN LOOK AT HIM

AN INNOCENT CHILD

A PURE HUMAN BEAN

TO PRECIOUS TO BE LIVING IN THIS CRUEL WORLD

KIM !! NAM !! JOON !! IS !! A !! BLESSING !! FROM !! HEAVEN !!

 

momomonie
ahahahaha righhhhttttttt

Chapter Text

suqua
explain

eXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU DISTRACTED WHEN YOU RAN

IT WAS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT YOU ARE CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT YOU WERE ACTUALLY LOOKING AT SEOKJIN MORE THAN 10 TIMES EVERY 5 SECONDS

WE ALMOST GOT FIRST YOU DICKHEAD

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO WIN THIS

 

hoeseok
calm down yoongi

let the guy breathe

 

suqua
bUT HOSEOK

THIS WAS LIKE

HIS GOAL?? HE PROMISED ME THAT HIS TEAM WOULD WIN AND THAT OUR CLASS WOULD WIN SO THAT FUCKING FINALLY WE WOULD BE ABLE TO BE CALLED AS CHAMPIONS FOR THE FIRST TIME

 


momomonie
he admires me physically

on me

to me

 

suqua
sO WHAT IF HE HAS PHYSICAL ADMIRATION ON YOU?

YOU COULD JUST REACT ON THAT LATER AND

wait

physically admiring you?

come again?

 

momomonie
remember when i told you guys that seokjin told me that namjoon was just "meh"

well he admitted that he's not

told me that namjoon is his crush

or if i think and ponder more about it, infatuation is actually the right term for this

 

hoeseok
wait wait wait

this is too much to process in just one sitting

seokjin told you?

 

momomonie
he... did?

i mean, he told me he saw his crush and it suddenly inspired him to run

and when i asked who it was, he finally showed me the pic and told me that I'M his crush

but if i remembered it correctly, he told me that he never knew who his crush was like personally but he's really handsome and stuff

i mean okay i got complimented by probably the most handsome and most powerful guy in the university

the son of a powerful CEO went gaga over my looks

which i don't even know why

 

hoeseok
i suddenly want to punch you

 

momomonie
BUT given the FACT that he told me CLEARLY that he doesn't know him at all rings the infatuation bell

 

suqua
jesus christ

okay fine i won't get mad at you for going second, second is still good but still

but i guess i do understand why you got distracted

but isn't that what you wanted to know, joon?

i mean he told you indirectly that he LIKES you

that he has a CRUSH on you

isn't that the signal for you to approach him already?

 

momomonie
i'm actually convinced that i'm not like before anymore in terms of looks

and that i guess, i MAY be good-looking (that word is too freaking foreign to me wtf)

but

isn't that just like idk physical admiration?

 

hoeseok
isn't physical admiration and infatuation/crush basically the same thing?

 

momomonie
no it's not

physical admiration is liking someone because of the looks

kind of similar to lust BUT still in the safe-zone

infatuation or happy crush is the term using whenever you liked someone not only because of your looks but also because of one's personality

seokjin told me he never knew me irl

he just saw me by his looks and now he's telling me that he has a super ultra mega wanton crush on me?

it's physical admiration, seok

 

 

hoeseok
AJDISNXJAND YEAH BUT

BUT YOU TOLD ME THAT THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOW UP IS BECAUSE HE MIGHT NOT WANT LIKE YOUR FACE

HE LITERALLY TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE HANDSOME NAMJOON

AND TECHNICALLY IT'S OBVIOUS THAT HE ENJOYS TALKING TO YOU SO IT MEANS THAT HE LIKES YOUR PERSONALITY

SO NO IT'S NOT INFATUATION BUT A FREAKING CRUSH

WHAT THE HELL IS STOPPING YOU

 

momomonie
idk hyung

i really don't

it's confusing even for me because i WANT to tell him

i mean you had a good point that he may have enjoyed talking to me and that he even stopped trying to look for me

and it might just be the sign and confirmation that he wouldn't push me away that easily so i can just admit that i'm both namjoon and RM

but i don't know

i can't help but feeling something i dreaded to feel

 

suqua
you LIKE seokjin

which means that the looks is not the only reason why you don't want to show up even if he likes your personality as well

you were afraid right?

that if seokjin finds out that namjoon and RM are just the same person, he might just going to be mad at him

to feel hurt

it's as if you're tricking him already

making him think that namjoon is at Ilsan when he's actually not

making him think that namjoon and RM are two different people so when he told jungkook that namjoon wouldn't be at the prom but RM would be, he believed it

and he didn't even looked for him, just like he promised

 

momomonie
it all came crashing down on me that what i was doing was completely wrong

seokjin doesn't even deserve to be treated like this

making him talk to a stranger whom he doesn't even know his face

and then he told me all his secrets and problems about his family

and yet i couldn't even tell him this secret because i was too afraid to show my face to him because i assumed he wouldn't like it

and i just

i feel bad and guilty for it

 

hoeseok
exactly WHY you need to tell him already

you knew that he likes you already

you knew that he wouldn't push you away anymore

and even if there is a small chance that he would really hate you for tricking him like this

it would only get worse if you made him wait for too long

 

momomonie
i can't hoseok

you know i can't

call me a whimp, i don't even care anymore

i just don't want this friendship of mine with him would be gone to pieces because of my stupidity to tell him

 

suqua
jfc i know you're scared but lying more than intended is too much

you're AWARE already

and you COULD have made a move

and yet now that you know, you would continue pretending?

idk joon but it looks like you wanted to play

hearing such praises to you, making him suffer because he couldn't even grab a chance to talk to you

 

hoeseok
jungkook told us how much seokjin wanted to talk to you because everytime he DID saw you, he would be too late cuz apparently, you're GONE

isn't that too much already

 

momomonie
but

 

hoeseok
let's do a fact checklist:

fact 1: he's gaga over your looks

fact 2: he loves talking to you, according to jungkook which is a solid proof, so technically he likes your personality

fact 3: he admitted that he has a crush on namjoon, which is YOU

fact 4: YOU !! SHOULD !! TELL !! THE !! TRUTH !!

 

momomonie
GIVE ME TIME

at least give me more time

the RIGHT time

 

suqua
there is NO right time, joon

YOU decide when is the right time

and you out of all people should know that by now already

 

momomonie
let me think about it

 

suqua
whatever you say, kim namjoon

but remember that we never lacked in reminding you what's more important

so if there is anyone to blame if you would continue this shenanigan, that would be you

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
I KNEW SEEING HIM WOULD BE THE GREATEST CHARM

SORRY IF I TOLD YOU JUST NOW

I WAS KINDA AFRAID THAT YOU'LL JUDGE HIS LOOKS

a lot of koreans don't like that type of face but i certainly liked it

akjdjwjnfnwd

 

momomonie
yeah

he looks good

 

pinkseok
why so down?

did something happened?

 

momomonie
uhm

well yeah

me and yoongi got into a fight

an argument to be precise

and idk, maybe it really is my fault why we came to this conclusion

 

pinkseok
really? what happened?

do i have to tell jungkook so that he can talk some sense on him?

 

momomonie
ahh no, no need to do that

we just didn't agree on something

nothing new

 

pinkseok
well that's okay because i often do that with jimin

which reminds me, i need to find those three if they still want to go back home with dinner on their freaking table

 

momomonie
hey hyung

i wanna ask a question

 

pinkseok
hmm? yeah sure

it's so weird that you're actually calling me hyung this time in such a serious way lmao but yeah go ahead

 

momomonie
did you ever.. feel annoyed or mad that i wouldn't let you see my face?

 

pinkseok
well

if i have to be honest, i AM annoyed

but never mad

at first i was deeply annoyed because i really can't continue talking to a stranger like this

especially in my given status

even if jimin was too overprotective over me, i knew he's just doing that for my sake

which is why i was too sassy over you on our first meeting

but then, after weeks i came to realize that you're not bad and i even treat you like a friend

you're actually the friend that i really needed apart from kook, chim and tae

i guess you were so easy to talk to that i told myself that it's not worth trying to look for you

(even though there are times i would drop a bomb of shwoing me a selca of you)

and that what matters is whom i'm talking to right, a personality that is too genuine to be true

 

momomonie
i- wow

such deep and coherent words

 

pinkseok
IKR

so anyway

why did you asked?

 

momomonie
idk

i just felt guilty that it's unfair in your part that i know your face yet you don't know mine

 

pinkseok
moni i wouldn't force you on something you don't want to do

if you're not ready to show yourself then fine, i'd respect that

as long as you're being true to yourself to me even just on this text is enough for me

 

momomonie
thanks hyung

i appreciated it

 

pinkseok
no problem grape

 


 

[ ANTI-LYING POLICY ]

 

suqua
i'm mad

 

hoeseok
quite obvious cuz you forced me to also leave namjoon behind

may i remind you that he has the keys to our dorm

 

suqua
fucking shit

 

bunkook
hyungs? what's wrong and why are you leaving so early?

 

suqua
sorry kookie but i'm such in a bad mood

namjoon ruined it

 

bunkook
is it because of track 'n field? i'm sure he didn't lost on purpose

 

hoeseok
it's not about him losing, sweetheart

it's namjoon being a coward for not telling the truth to seokjin

 

bunkook
i am completely confused

 

suqua
seokjin told namjoon indirectly that he has a crush on him

hoseok took a picture of namjoon remember? since he's the only one not playing track 'n field

so

now that he knew that seokjin loves his looks

and that seokjin also enjoys talking to him, hence liking his personality

the next rational thing he could do is to tell him already

 

hoeseok
in which he didn't

 

bunkook
how come? why would he even make it longer?

 

suqua
he was obviously afraid to see seokjin's reaction

i mean it's understandable to feel afraid that the other might get mad at him for tricking him like this, sort of

but he would only make it worse if he continues this

ESPECIALLY when he's actually AWARE while seokjin isn't

 

hoeseok
we know namjoon so we knew he never thought or never even crossed his mind of tricking him like this

we knew he was afraid, TERRIFIED because likes seokjin so freaking much

but anybody who doesn't know him would read it as "TRICKING HIM"

 

bunkook
oh god

jimin shouldn't know about this

at all

i could tell tae hyung to calm him down if i did told him

but i knew that not even he could stop jimin from getting furious on namjoon

he would flip out if he finds out namjoon and RM are just one person

he would ASSUME that he's tricking him

but for freak's sakes

why would he make this even longer than usual

 

suqua
exactly why i'm mad

he's studying philosophy for christ's sakes

he should know which is better

he KNEW lying is worse than telling the truth

but i just don't get why the fuck he has to make this longer, it would only hurt seokjin

 

bunkook
hyung would be hurt

i knew he would get hurt

i can't

why

 

suqua
i could only pray that namjoon would realize this

this needs to stop already

even i am getting frustrated because namjoon deserves a fucking happy life

 

bunkook
seokjin needs one too...

you need to convince namjoon hyung

you have to

because out of all of the admirers seokjin hyung has

i am more than glad to say that, well,

namjoon outbeat them all

Chapter Text

suqua
imagine

this seokjin is RM

this other seokjin is namjoon

but if you logically see, this is just one namjoon

technically the clothes are the "disguises"

blue is for RM and pink is for namjoon

so if you are unaware and have no prior knowledge to the person you've been talking to, you wouldn't even notice that these two are just the same person

btw i got this from the website you showed me when they were models just so you know

 

hoeseok
i'm sorry but i have to sneak in a commercial

blue or pink

choose your fighter

 

suqua
that's basically the simplified version of what i just said babe so good job

 

hoeseok
!!!!!!!!

^ u ^

 

suqua
that thing never fails to make myself clutch my chest

 

momomonie
so what are you trying to imply

 

suqua
that you don't have to choose one

you can choose both instead

WHICH would apply to seokjin's point of view

dude seriously

i bet he doesn't even give a single flying fuck if you're both namjoon and RM

i would think that he would cry because he met you in person

and since my guts told me he'll even literally punch you in the stomach for tricking him then i would believe in my guts

 

momomonie
oh god

why are we still talking about this

 

hoeseok
it's because we want you to stop being a dick and just tell him already

and also because our little sweetheart requested us to convince you to tell the truth

honeslty joon, you knew that telling the truth is better than continuing to lie

 

momomonie
ainfjwdjjed and how many times do i have to tell you that i'm not ready yet?

when will you let me be until i can say it at the right time?


suqua
when you fucking stop being a whiny bitch and just tell your soulmate the fucking truth

why do you have to make things harder

life is supposed to be easy namjoon

you made things harder

 

momomonie
look

i get your point

i know i should tell the truth and that making this longer than usual would make things worse

but can you really blame me for being a coward?

i mean yoongi

this is my crush for almost a YEAR

i've been talking to him for 2 MONTHS now

our friendship has grown stronger and firm every single day and i am honestly contented with that

he even told me himself that he is willing to wait

he's MORE than willing to wait since he wouldn't force me to do it

and i swear to god i have NO intention of toying him even if i knew that he admires my looks

it's just that

i feel scared that he might not like me? and if i DID revealed myself to him then he would get mad for tricking him? i guess i would understand for him to be furious, i'd probably even going to accept that kick in the gut wholeheartedly just for him to release his anger

but hell i'm scared okay?

call me a coward i don't even care

i'm a coward and that's all i'll ever be

 

hoeseok
oh jesus

even my black bean noodles wouldn't help this situation this time

 

suqua
you got 2 weeks namjoon

2 weeks only

after 2 weeks and you still thought of not appearing yourself to him, i'd force you to stop talking to him

it would be both useless and cruel to let you talk to seokjin without him not knowing a big part of you

it's unfair for him

 

momomonie
fine

i'll promise you that

i'll keep that in mind

 

suqua
and just so you know

i know you know me well enough for me not to tell you

i pay majority of this dorm after all

 

momomonie
i know

i'd just stay at my other apartment where my mother bought it for me incase of emergencies

 

hoeseok
but babe

do we really have to do this? :(

i don't want namjoon to leave

 

suqua
it's not as if he's going to leave forever

me and him are just going to cool off

because tbh i don't think i could stop myself from punching namjoon in the face everytime i see him because all i could think about is the future guilt the four of us would get once seokjin found out from someone else without namjoon telling him himself

 

hoeseok
but yoongi

 

momomonie
it's fine hyung

this isn't the first time we did this

remember that we made a rule about this

 

hoeseok
ugh fine

but how are you going to eat?

 

momomonie
i am perfectly capable of cooking ramen on my own

 

hoeseok
oh jesus fucking christ you ain't gonna leave much longer by just eating cup ramyun every single day

i'm going to cook you found and bring it to you

 

momomonie
but hoseok

 

hoeseok
i ain't dumb joon

i know that your other apartment is just next door to our apartment so no i won't let you stop me from doing so and yes, i would cook for you every single day until you and yoongi are chilled

no more protests, got it?

 

momomonie
yes sir

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
guess where i am

 

momomonie
at your culinary class?

 

pinkseok
i don't have a culinary session on a wednesday moni

bUT !!

i went grocery shopping but then i walked past a bearbrick store

a little birdie told me that you like bear bricks too

 

momomonie
who told you?

 

pinkseok
jungkookie :)

 

momomonie
why the hell did those asswipes told that kid about me

this is violation of privacy

 

pinkseok
lmao as if you didn't?

 

momomonie
THAT WASN'T PRIVACY SEOKJIN AKDJJSJDJJWNF

YOU LITERALLY POST YOUR LIFE IN SNAPCHAT SO HOW WAS THAT PRIVACY

 

pinkseok
basically the same thing cuz you did it without my permission???? c:

anyway

imma buy you one !!

 

momomonie
wHY WOULD YOU BUY ME ONE

DID YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A BEAR BRICK COSTS AODJKWNDNWF

 

pinkseok
moni dear

i wasn't the son of the most powerful CEO in South Korea for nothing ^^

i'll buy you one however it's a surprise on what character it is

 

momomonie
is this some sort of thank you gift from last time?

 

pinkseok
partially, yes

but mainly because the moment i saw the bear bricks, it reminded me of you so i just HAVE to buy it for you

 

momomonie
b b but how are you going to deliver it here?

 

pinkseok
by yoongi or hoseok

whoever's available

like i told you, i would't find you because i don't see the reason to

i'd only see you IF you would let me which you wouldn't as of the moment

so

wait for the surprise okay?

 

momomonie
i'm

thanks hyung

i really appreciate it

 

pinkseok
it's really weird to have THANK YOU and HYUNG at the same sentence because those are the words i never get to hear or see from you, brat

 

momomonie
you gotta cherish that cuz it's a once in a lifetime oppurtunity

 

pinkseok
i'll keep that in mind ;)

 


 

[ private chat : hoeseok ]

 

pinkseok
hoseokkie !!

h e lp

 

hoeseok
seokjin hyung?

oh wow !! it was the first time we talked in a private message omg

what's up and what do you need?

 

pinkseok
you see i went grocery shopping after my last class?

 

hoeseok
wait it's only 3?

wow your last class was like what, 12?

 

pinkseok
yeaboi

perks of being a cilinary major ;)

 

hoeseok
w ow

i might suddenly shift

 

pinkseok
omG NO

THAT WOULD BE HARD I TELL YOU

 

hoeseok
issok i'm good

i ain't having plans to shift, i was just joking : " )

besides, my boyfriend would scold me to no end for shifting all of a sudden when dancing is literally my passion

 

pinkseok
which boyfriend though?

 

hoeseok
yoongi but now that i think about it, probably jungkook too cuz he knows how much i love dancing

 

pinkseok
you're pretty lucky to have two boyfriends...

actually you're pretty luck to have a boyfriend in general

 

hoeseok
wow? the son of THE Mr. Kim Seokjoon of iMelon Enterprises DOES NOT have a boyfriend?

the guy who became known for the "handsome car door guy" in google DOES NOT have a boyfriend?

i don't believe you :(

 

pinkseok
it's true though

with my status, it's pretty hard to see which ones are really your true friends and admirers

that's why i have to keep up with my narcissistic facade tbh

that's the only thing jimin, taehyung and jungkook could come up with to avoid risking myself from getting hurt again

but on a serious note, your friend is the most truthful person i've ever met which i am absolutely thankful for

 

hoeseok
is it namjoon you're talking about?

omg is this like a top secret thing? and then you just told me?

 

pinkseok
omg no but i wasn't surprised you're my crush's bestfriend

i'm talking about moni, or he says that you call him RM

nah anyone who is a friend of RM are true friends so i don't mind opening up to you

even if i haven't told him directly, he understood why i have to be like that

he's really smart too wth

 

hoeseok
OHHHHH

/RMMMMMMM/

I SEE I SEE

wait namjoon's your crush but what? you haven't interacted with him yet?

aww thanks hyung !! ^^

 

pinkseok
yeah ahahaha

ah no i haven't

idk why but it's as if fate doesn't want me to meet him :(

but !! i did saw him at the sports fest a week ago and he's so handsome : " (

i told moni about him f i nal ly and he told me that he looks good too !! so it means that i'm not the only one who finds his face handsome and uniqe

 

hoeseok
i see

well what do you want me to do?

 

pinkseok
jungkook told me that you two told him that he likes bearbricks

and since like what i said, i walked past a bearbrick store, i suddenly thought of him and bought him one

 

hoeseok
aahhh so you want me to deliver it to him for you since he doesn't want you to see him yet?

 

pinkseok
yup!!

 

hoeseok
how are you still talking to him when he doesn't even show his face?

 

pinkseok
i just

trust him

that's all ^^

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

suqua
in replacement for seokkie since he has to go back to the studio cuz he has a few classes to attend to again

i shall update you for him

 

pinkseok
we're still friends right?

 

suqua
lmao that was a week ago hyung and i wasn't mad

i was just joking

 

pinkseok
good i can finally breathe again

 

suqua
DID I REALLY SCARED YOU OMFG

 

pinkseok
yOU SAID THAT WITH THE MOST SERIOUS FACE I'VE EVER SEEN OFC I WAS SCARED

 

suqua
well damn

but hey i asked if i can take RM's picture with his collection

yours wouldn't be there yet cuz he has to adjust the bearbricks again whICH btw takes a VERY LONG time to do

he told me "sure" with a smile on his face

 

pinkseok
wait really?

 

suqua

bam

how's that

 

pinkseok
wow he has a lot of them

he's... tall too

bUT CUTE AS FUCK I'M SCREAMING ALLELUIA

 

suqua
lmao he said thank you but i'm pretty sure he'll say that again once he texts you

and yeah his love for bearbricks as just as much as he loves ryan and he and hoseok loves bearbricks too so yep

but dude on a side note

don't you, idk, feel sad that he doesn't want to show his face to you?

 

pinkseok
lmao you and your sunshine boyfriend asked almost the same thing

but yeah i WAS sad

i just learned to accept that maybe he's not ready yet

he told me that he WILL reveal himself to me soon

all i have to do is wait

 

suqua
yeah but waiting is annoying?

you can give up any second and got fed up with these shits and stuff?

why would you still wait?

 

pinkseok
yoongi, i think that you should know this by now

especially since you have TWO boyfriends and jungkook did the same thing to you

but isn't it worth the wait if you love the person?

 

suqua
Oh My God.

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
I LOVE YOU AODNSJJFJAJDEX

Chapter Text

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
you liked it? : " )

 

momomonie
HYUNG

THAT IS THE LIMITED EDITION BEARBRICK

AND THAT'S THE THING THAT IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN OUR DORM RENT KANDNSNCNS

 

pinkseok
well i believe that you love it since you basically said i love you to me in all caps

i can literally feel and hear the love

 

momomonie
fuck this is even better than the one i gave you aofjwjdnsnd

i'm sorry if what i gave you is not as expensive as yours :(

 

pinkseok
oMG NO

DON'T TAKE IT THAT WAY

I REALLY APPRECIATED AND LOVED THE MARIO FIGURINE BELIEVE ME

 

momomonie
it must have cost you lots just to buy this for me

 

pinkseok
it's nothing, moni

as long as you loved it then it's fine

 

momomonie
i felt like crying

this is the bearbrick i've been eyeing for like weeks ever since it was released

LIKE IT WAS GOLD HYUNG

PURE GOLD AND THE DETAILS ARE SURELY VERY SPECIFIC

 

pinkseok
i figured bc that's the HEAVIEST bearbrick i've ever bought

hoseok even had a hard time carrying without breaking it

 

momomonie
i would literally just put this beside my bed

in my nightstand like seRIOUSLY

I WANNA WAKE UP EVERY MORNING TO SEE THAT I FINALLY HAVE THE BEARBRICK I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

AND TO ALSO REMEMBER THAT IT WAD FROM YOU SO THANKS HYUNG I LVOE YOU I'M SCREAMING AND CRYING

 

pinkseok
omfg you really looked like a kid right now

but yeah as long as you're happy with it then i'm also happy ^^

 

momomonie
thanks hyung like really aidnjandnsndn

and because of you, me and yoongi smh got reconciled again? although i'm still living beside the original apartment

 

pinkseok
you fought with him? again?

why?

 

momomonie
ahh some complicated things we didn't agreed on

arguing over telling the truth and keeping a lie

 

pinkseok
any sane person would agree that telling the truth is better than lying though

it's as if you don't trust the person

or maybe because you're afraid of the reaction

 

momomonie
yeah that's what he said

but in my defense, i'm scared to tell the truth

i mean i have a wild imagination, and having one can have their downsides

like in my case, i already have scenerios running inside my head that i would rather not want to happen

 

pinkseok
well if you also look at the point of view of the person you're lying to

i'm pretty sure they'd be hurt more if you lie longer

i mean you've been keeping this secret for so long from him

wouldn't that be unfair?

 

momomonie
i've been thinking about that actually

don't worry i'll update you about this though

 

pinkseok
i'm glad ^^

you take psychology classes, you should know that more than we do

 

momomonie
yeah i get that a lot

btw guess whAT

other than the fact that i was surprised becayse of what you gave me

there was an another surprise for me

 

pinkseok
omg what is it?

 

momomonie
remember the song i accidentally sent you?

well my song, including yoongi's and a few others in my class were chosen for the companies to choose !!

 

pinkseok
OH WOW

what music companies?

 

momomonie
BigHit, SM, YG and JYP !!

tHE ONES EXO, BIGBANG AND GOT7 ARE UNDER IN !!

tHE TOP 4 MUSIC COMPANIES HYUNG

THIS WOULD BE LIKE

A DREAM COME TRUE

 

pinkseok
i'm proud of you moni ^^

but leik, how does it work?

 

momomonie
me and the others would present our song to them while they listen

after listening we'd be going to explain to them about it and all

about the background and history of it, music instruments used and stuff

kinda like a thesis presentation ugh

 

pinkseok
aww i'm so proud of you

when would it be presented?

 

momomonie
tomorrow at 3 in the afternoon i think?

that's the time when the four CEOs are available

 

pinkseok
well that sucks

i have culinary session at that time but hah, as if i'd be able to see you : " )

fate really wouldn't let me, would she?

 

momomonie
at the right time, hyung

at the right time

 


 

suqua changed groupchat name to sHIT JUST GOT REAL

[ sHIT JUST GOT REAL ]

 

bunkook
uhhh explain?

 

suqua
i'll send screenshots

 

 

pinkseok
yoongi, i think that you should know this by now

especially since you have TWO boyfriends and jungkook did the same thing to you

but isn't it worth the wait if you love the person?

 

hoeseok
well

he ain't wrong about that fact though

 

suqua
nOT THE POINT RIGHT NOW?

 

bunkook
wait so what seokjin hyung's in love with namjoon hyung now?

so he doesn't have this "crush" feeling on his angel aka visuals of namjoon????

 

suqua
IDK BUT I CHOKED ON MY COKE WHEN I READ IT

AND WHEN I ASKED HIM HE WAS BEYOND CONFUSED

LIKE DUDE CAN'T HE READ?

 

bunkook
it's kinda a normal thing for me to see hyung oblivious

i just didn't realized that he'll be THAT oblivious

 

hoeseok
seriously though

how does one even fucked up so bad to the point that one doesn't want to confess while the other LETS him take his time to confess

 

suqua
i think i'm gonna cry

 

bunkook
wait i just got a message from hyung at the gc

brb

 


 

pinkseok
the winds have changed

the blossom petals have danced together with the wind

the trees began to sway with the blossom petals

silence began to succumb the atmosphere, pure and calm silence

as if that this silence is enough to become the music that sets up the mood

i feel the breeze brushing up my closed lids as i inhaled the air

love is beautiful, everyone

 

chimcheroo
this is not right

poetic!seokjin iS DEFINITELY NOT RIGHT

 


 

[ sHIT JUST GOT REAL ]

 

bunkook
hyung's in love alright

i came across with a v er y poetic kim seokjin whilst a panicking park jimin because apparently, this is not the side of hyung we see every single day

he couldn't even cope up with the rhyme game and now he's going bananas about poetry that had the topic of love in it

 

suqua
AKCNSNXNSN

 

hoeseok
i am further waiting for namjoon's reply

cross fingers he'd say something that can actually let my soul rest in peace

because i don't think my fingers could count on how many times i've pulled my hair out of frustration

hair companies might earn a lot more once i grow bald and i'll be buying their wigs

 

bunkook
i should probably go and talk at the gc

they might be suspicious as to where i am

 

suqua
aren't you in seokjin's apartment?

 

bunkook
yeah but tae and jimin hyung are at the living room while i'm in my bedroom

if i didn't even replied then i'm pretty sure they'd going to barge in here and i wouldn't be able to talk to you two :((

 

hoeseok
aww you poor baby :(

do you want me to cook dinner while you come over later?

 

suqua
i can't believe you're spoiling him with your delicious cooking and all i get is a french toast and nutella

 

hoeseok
yoongi you were the one who insisted to just eat bread and a filling

and excuse you bread with nutella is heAVEN

 

suqua
yeah yeah whatever

 

bunkook
hyung do you know something you can eat that is much more delicious than nutella and bread?

 

suqua
i'm listening

 

bunkook
my dick ;)

 

suqua
AKFNJSXJSNNF

 

hoeseok
tHAT'S THE SECOND TIME HE CHOKED ON HIS COKE

NOW THAT'S MY BABY RIGHT OVER THERE I LOVE YOU MY BABY BOY

 

bunkook
★⌒ヽ( ͡° ε ͡°)

 


 

bunkook
uh come again?

am i seeing a very poetic seokjin hyung right now?

 

pinkseok
did you ever felt your heart clench whenever someone says i love you to you because you know that they're just saying that because you gave something they really want?

like for example, a bearbrick?

 

taebae
holy fuck

hyung are you WHIPPED?

 

pinkseok
it's as if the spirits of nature whispered upon me the moment i read i love you from moni's text

it's as if i'm in a dramatic movie

 

chimcheroo
well you ALWAYS think that you're in a dramatic movie

rememeber when we watched Chef? the movie wherein this amazing chef quit his job and decides to use his skills in serving burgers and such in a food truck with his bestfriend and son?

like seriously hyung the way he cooked? YOU LITERALLY COPIED HIS EVERY MOVE WHEN YOU WERE COOKING AT YOUR CULINARY CLASS

 

pinkseok
i don't give a damn

my heart was swelled

i just realized how much i like moni

I Admit That Namjoon Is An Angel And Has The Looks Of A God But He Can Just Move Aside

Bye Namjoon The Visual God, Hello Moni The Mysterious Snap Buddy

 

taebae
personality wins against looks though so i'm not totally surprised

but since when did you realized?

 

chimcheroo
aRE WE STILL GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT SEOKJIN'S IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHOM WE HAVEN'T SEEN YET?

ARE YOU FOR REAL

HE CAN STILL BE A FREAKING STALKER OR AN OBSESSED FAN OR LIKE A SASAENG

 

pinkseok
bitch he gave me a chibi mario figurine without asking anything in return sasaeng who the fuck are you now?

give me and moni a BREAK jimin

he's NOT a sasaeng nor a stalker nOR a freaking obsessed faN

 

chimcheroo
bUT H Y U NG

 

bunkook
for once let him decide on his own hyung

he's perfectly capable of making his own rational decisions

 

chimcheroo
ugh fine

but if he dared even hurt you i'll fucking scrape his balls off

 

pinkseok
i assure you he won't

and now to answer taehyung's question

i kinda realized it just now

 

taebae
wait what?

elaborate?

how did you two even ended up recieving and giving i love you's ???

 

pinkseok
i bought him a bearbrick

the limited edition one?

i asked hoseok to deliver it to him for me

moni messaged me and told me he loves me and thanks me for buying it for him

 

taebae
ahhhhh

so you think it's purely platonic for him and that his i love you to you is because of the bearbrick

now i see why you became poetic

 

pinkseok
yeah..

i didn't really expect to fall in love with him?

i mean i didn't even think about CRUSHING him first

it just went whoosh then here i am already in love

we just talked for 2 months and i am pretty aware that it was fast

but ugh love is so difficult to control tbvh

 

taebae
understandable

no wonder you were so eager to wait

 

pinkseok
i didn't really realized at that time

when i decided to stop

i was forcing myself to look for namjoon when i already have moni here beside me

 

chimcheroo
i better see if he'd good for you or not though :c

better than safe than sorry

 

bunkook
you REALLY don't know how to shut up and let them do their thing do you

 

chimcheroo
brat i was just trying to protect him from the past that can happen ANYTIME

 

bunkook
that was the PAST, hyung

people change and so is time

 

chimcheroo
RM has to prove that to me

 

bunkook
jandksncksnd TAETAE HYUNG

 

taebae
i really can't help you this time :(

i have to make sure this RM is really a good person

i mean neither me nor jimin have interacted with him yet

 


pinkseok
it's okay you two

point taken and i know why you have to do it

i just have to wait for him to show up

before i tell him how i feel, it's better face to face rather than through messages

 

chimcheroo
wait what's that song?

i can literally hear it

IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD TOO???

I'M AMAZED ?¿?¿

 

taebae
why is this song making me feel so emo T-T

 

pinkseok
that came from my room lmao

i played moni's song

the one he wrote and produced

remember when i told you guys he accidentally sent me a song at 3 am because he thought i was yoongi?

well that's it

i just thought

 

chimcheroo
what's the title?

 

pinkseok
Butterfly

Chapter Text

[ private chat : chimcheroo ]

 

hoeseok
jiminnieeeeeeee

you there?

 

chimcheroo
hi hyung!

and yeah i'm here AHAHA

 

hoeseok
great!

so liek, i have to tell you this like RIGHT NOW

cuz i just knew this now

but Teacher Byun told me that you're one of the dancers he wants to be participating at a showcase

 

chimcheroo
showcase? what showcase?

 

hoeseok
well

the professors in both dance and music departments decided that it's time for us to like, shine?

i still have vague knowledge about this but i'll definitely ask Teacher later

 

chimcheroo
ohhhh i see i see

should i tell jungkookie about this? is he included in those chosen ones?

 

hoeseok
yup but you don't have to

i already told him but he's not going to be there

he has to go back to Busan :((

 

chimcheroo
how come i did not know this ??

omg

 

hoeseok
he informed me just now tbh

i think he'll tell you that as well

 

chimcheroo
uh wait

nEVERMIND

NO WONDER HE'S GONE AT 4 IN THE FUCKING MORNING

THE LITTLE SHIT DIDN'T EVEN INFORMED US

OR ME

HIS BUSAN BROTHER

I AM HIGHLY OFFENDED

 

hoeseok
LMAO

i believe he has a text for you?

 

chimcheroi
ok i got it

seriously do you guys have weird telepathic things?

do people in poly rs have that?

bc i'm pretty sure me and taehyung have NONE of that

 

hoeseok
lol i strongly believe you and tae have one cuz you two have been bestfriends for like 7 years already plus is your boyfriend

you two even entered the class wearing different shades yet fixed it upwards AT THE SAME TIME

 

chimcheroo
hYUNG

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT

 

hoeseok
a little bunny told me c:

 

chimcheroo
tHAT BRAT

 

hoeseok
we can talk later kiddo

be at the auditorium by 2:30 mkay?

showcase starts at 3

 

chimcheroo
sure hyung

i'll be there ^^

 


 

[ private chat : hoeseok ]

 

chimcheroo
hyung

i'm already here

where are you?

 

hoeseok
i'm at the second to the last row

taemin's with me

 

chimcheroo
okay i'm heading there

 


 

It was nice that the music and dance professors decided to collaborate with each other. Not only the music majors would be able to have the chance to shine but also the dancers as well. It's exciting for Jimin since it's in his blood to perform onstage, infront of an audience.

So the moment when Hoseok told him that he was one of the students who Teacher Byun chose together with his senior, he's more than happy to accept the invitation.

The young dancer finally took sight of his seniors' blonde and orange hair amongst the audience before quietly walking towards them before sitting beside Hoseok.

"How's this going to work, hyung?"

Hoseok grinned as he leaned back, "The music majors would showcase their composed and produced music infront of us, including the CEOs of these entertainment and music companies. As for us dance majors, we're going to choose which song we want to perform."

"Basically, us and the music majors are going to bond whilst talking about their product and ours. Their music and our choreography," Taemin added.

"How about Jungkook though?"

Jungkook was chosen as well, however he decided not to join the event since he has to take care of things back in Busan (something about his sick mother whom Jimin reminded himself to call later to ask how she is as of the moment).

"I can just video the whole thing so that he can still choose," Hoseok pulled out his phone, opening his camera app. "This is how good of a boyfriend I am."

Jimin could only chuckle at his senior and team leader. He's glad that Jungkook got himself the people who truly loved the younger for being himself. It's quite rare to find one, and he's more than blessed to have Taehyung as his boyfriend who's also his bestfriend for almost 7 years already.

Which makes Seokjin as the only vulnerable between the four of them. With the fact that Seokjin took a liking at RM, whom he's still unaware of, scares him completely. It took him weeks to finally be able to make Seokjin see sense after a trahedious break-up from someone who only wanted Seokjin's popularity. It took him years to finally convince the eldest stop letting people enter his life and control him. Knowing Seokjin, he's very much emotional.

His eyes focused onstage suddenly, when one of the music professors started his speech. He looked around, seeing the CEOs already infront on a long table, different classes of dance majors occupying the empty seats of the auditorium while he laid his back comfortably. He could see the excited music producers by the side of the stage but his eyes widened when he saw a familiar face.

"Namjoon hyung was chosen?"

I should tell Seokjin hyung that he's here.

Hoseok somewhat heard him and proudly smiled, "Yup. He's one of the best, I should say. My other boyfriend however," he pointed at Yoongi who's busy talking with Namjoon. "Is the best of the best."

"You never fail to brag about your boyfriend, do you?" Taemin snickered.

"Correction. It's boyfriends with an s."

"Shh, hyung, they're about to start."

The three silenced immediately as soon as the first producer, Namjoon, walked up onstage. The latter grabbed the microphone with confidence in his face and for some reason, Jimin suddenly understood why Seokjin's so fascinated about him.

He's really beautiful with an exotic face. Very formal and great confidence.

"Goodmorning everyone. It is my greatest honor to present to you my own work. It's a contemporary music, very appropriate for dancers who study contemprary dancing. It's about the fear of losing someone who are dear to you, and I thought that maybe this would be the best way to voice out your fears as well. This song is what I like to call.. Butterfly."

What?

As if on cue, the music began to fill the whole auditorium. The soft melody and slow tempo of the song came to their ears, as if a calming yet angsty breeze brushing past them.

Jimin doesn't feel sad however. He feels confused. Very confused.

This is the exact same music Seokjin played yesterday. The melody is the same, the lyrics are the same and even the singers and rappers are the same. Jimin eyed Namjoon very carefully, before gripping the handrest as his mind began to process.

His eyes began to calculate in the air, his attention not focusing on the music that's been blasting through the speakers. Hypothesis and sentences the screams ASSUMING are beginning to form before he finally looked at Namjoon again who's busy eyeing the CEOs' reactions.

If Namjoon told Jungkook that he wasn't going to the prom but RM did, why would he even say that to him when Jungkook didn't even asked anything about RM?

How come Jungkook didn't even noticed?

Why wouldn't RM reveal his face to hyung when he already knew that hyung already stopped looking for him?

Why did Namjoon suddenly losed on the track and field game as if he's distracted? Seokjin DID told me that he already revealed to RM that he likes Namjoon. So why-

Suddenly, it all clicked.

And Jimin's eyes suddenly blazed.

No wonder Seokjin couldn't even reach out on Namjoon himself. No wonder RM doesn't want to show his face. No wonder why Seokjin wasn't able to know who RM is. No wonder why Namjoon couldn't go to the prom but RM can.

Seokjin hyung doesn't know that Namjoon and RM is just one person.

His eyes suddenly glared at Namjoon. Questions after questions began to fill his mind but only one thing was certain: he would hurt his hyung sooner or later.

Why didn't he told him?

Why does he have to hide?

Why does he have to lie to him

Why does he have to hurt him more?

Why? Why? Why?

The blonde breathed out heavily as he tried to calm himself down and not explode in any second. He hated to admit it, but no matter how hard he tries he couldn't stop Seokjin from what he feels. Seokjin loves RM. A certain emotion that not even Jimin had seen from the older.

If Seokjin found out that Namjoon has been RM all this time, he's a hundred percent sure he'll be more hurt than before. He's sure that he'll cry sleepless and countless nights because of crying and he doesn't want that. But most of all, he doesn't want his hyung, he family, his brother, to be hurt by anything,  not even a fucking pesky bug.

He gritted his teeth, his hands turned into fists. He looked at Hoseok, who's busy chatting with Taemin, before looking away in disappointment.

Does Hoseok hyung even know?

Does ANY of us know?

For certain, neither he nor Taehyung knows. He figures that Jungkook might since he has Yoongi and Hoseok who knows Namjoon; but he'll have that confirmation later. He has to take matters into his own hands and see if his hypothesis is right.

"Hyung, can I borrow your phone? I can continue videoing here in mine," he asked quietly.

The older didn't noticed the glare on the younger's face, but he shrugged and handed his to him since it's what he often do. He and Jimin are close, unfortunately, he has to think about that for a while as of the moment.

"Sure, kid."

Taking the phone, he scrolled through his contacts to find a certain Kim Namjoon. Sure enough, he found it and quickly copied his number. He decided to apologize to his hyung later after doing this. He gave his phone back to the orange-haired male before starting to type.

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

chimcheroo
RM hyung

it's me jimin

seokjin hyung's bestfriend

 


 

Jimin looked up from his phone, watching Namjoon patting his left pocket as if he's finding or feeling something. He pulled out his phone and saw the surprised expression on his face. The blonde-haired male gripped his phone even tighter before he looked down when he felt it vibrated.

It is a text from Namjoon himself.

 


 

[ private chat : chimcheroo ]

 

momomonie
jimin?

hello!

do you need anything?

 

chimcheroo
just a simple yes-or-no question

no big deal

 

momomonie
uhh alright

shoot?

 

chimcheroo
you're kim fucking namjoon aren't you.

 


 

Namjoon didn't replied after that; but the sight of him almost dropping his phone and looked through the crowd confirmed his thoughts.

The moment he laid his eyes on Jimin, the color on his face drained as an expressiom of horror flashed because the younger could only give him the deadliest glare the latter has ever made.

You are dead to me, Kim Namjoon.

Chapter Text

[ private chat : bunkook ]

 

chimcheroo
you knew didn't you

 

bunkook
with what?

 

chimcheroo
with namjoon

with RM

everything

 

bunkook
please don't kill him

he has his.. reasons on why he has to do it

 

chimcheroo
i'd like to see him try reasoning to me

his reasons better be valid

you knew that seokjin hyung would get hurt

you and i BOTH know that

 

bunkook
i know i know

but i also know namjoon

and i know that he's scared

 

chimcheroo
that proves him not worthy of hyung then

you know what

leave yourself out of this shit

me and namjoon are going to talk

man to man

 


 

[ private chat : chimcheroo ]

 

momomonie
i can explain jimin

 

chimcheroo
you WILL explain alright

 

momomonie
i'll explain after my showcase

 

chimcheroo
oh no you won't

you and i are going to talk

right here

right now

until your song ends, we are going to discuss things that concern my hyung and my bestfriend

 

momomonie
for christ's sakes jimin

 

chimcheroo
i have the right to know

and seokjin has the fucking right to know as well

so why?

 

momomonie
it's complicated, kid

 

chimcheroo
don't you dare call me kid because we are not even friends to begin with

it's jimin

and it's you who made it complicated

i can tell

 

momomonie
i can't tell him yet

i'm afraid that he would stop talking to me

 

chimcheroo
at least you know that he would be hurt and i have to deal with a crying seokjin for weeks again

congratulations you just made our lives harder

 

momomonie
i'm sorry jimin

i didn't mean to hide myself from him and lie about RM and Namjoon being two different people

 

chimcheroo
i wouldn't be mad if you don't want to show yourself to him but continue to talk to him

but making him think that Namjoon and RM are different? that they're different people?

that's fucking bullshit

 

momomonie
it wasn't my intention to actually do it

but when yoongi told me that i was one of the models he'd bring for jungkook, i panicked

i was so afraid that jungkook would know and might tell seokjin so hoseok helped me in trying to make two different people

pls don't blame this on him, i was the one who made it longer when he and yoongi wanted me to stop

 

chimcheroo
i'm not mad at hoseok hyung

it's you whom i'm furious about

like seriously hyung

do you even know how much you fucked hyung's life?

i knew i should've stopped him from following you back

you're just in his life to hurt him like a pesky bug

you came into his life only to make him miserable

using two different names, hiding the other's face while use your real face to make him think you're an another person

why are you so cruel?

 

momomonie
don't you dare call me a pesky bug and make assumptions when you don't even fucking know me

you have no right to call me a fucking pesky bug when all i did is to make sure seokjin hyung's happy

 

chimcheroo
i don't know you but i know hyung better than you do

and i know that he'll be more heartbroken than he was before

it's infuriating me so much because you had him wrapped around your finger and i couldn't even do anything about it

do you even know how much i tried to protect hyung from people like you? his admirers?

we don't even know who really appreciates hyung for being himself

ME AND TAEHYUNG HAS TO CONVINCE HYUNG TO STOP LETTING SOME RANDOM ASSHOLE TO BARGE INTO HIS LIFE

JUNGKOOK HAS TO DEAL WITH A CRYING AND SOBBING SEOKJIN HYUNG FOR WEEKS SINCE HE'S HIS ROOMMATE

BUT IT HURTS MORE BECAUSE THE HYUNH WHO TOOK CARE OF US EVER SINCE WE MOVED TO SEOUL IS FUCKING HURT AND IS GETTING HURT BY PEOPLE

SO WE HAD TO MAKE HIM NARCISSISTIC AS POSSIBLE SO THAT PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE CLOSE TO HIM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

 

momomonie
i'm sorry jimin

i really am

i didn't mean to trick any of you istg

 


chimcheroo
why should i believe you

 

momomonie
because if i was tricking you then i would have showed myself infront of hyung immediately when he told me that he admires my face back at the sports fest

to take advantage of that

 

chimcheroo
then why didn't you?

 

momomonie
i just

i was afraid okay? i never really wanted to show my face to him in the first place nor i even intended to continue talking to him after my screenshot mishap

but he wanted to continue to talk to me despite my refusal

and yoongi and hoseok insisted to continue since i like him so much

nobody wanted to see my face, they call my face weird and ugly

i never met the average korean standards so i decided to hide my face from him because even if we became friends, he might avoid me once he saw me

he might be disgusted, he might even see me as a freak so i couldn't contain myself from feeling so ashamed about my looks

you, taehyung, jungkook and seokjin are the most beautiful people i've ever seen and the mere thought of being friends with you is beyond me

let alone telling seokjin hyung how i really feel

i don't deserve him, i know that already

so why would i even show myself?

 

chimcheroo
you really need to have hyung's self-esteem

i can't believe you

your face is freaking beautiful and exotic i wasn't even surprised that he admires you

but could you just

why?

why did you still kept on talking to him despite the fake attitude he keeps up?

 

momomonie
i knew he wasn't like that

i had this really big feeling that he was just hiding his real self from everyone exceot for the three of you

despite the attitude he showed to us, that didn't stopped me from liking him

thus i have to.. keep up to being both Namjoon and RM differently

 

chimcheroo
i won't allow you

i fucking won't allow you

you have to tell him who you really are

as his bestfriend, this is for both of your sake

and for fuck's sakes, stop thinking that he would stop talking to you because i hate to admit but even i can't stop him

 

momomonie
but jimin

he wouldn't like me i swear

and he'll get hurt

 

chimcheroo
HE'S ALREADY IN THE PROCESS OF HURTING

he just didn't know it and he wasn't aware

but i swear to god

please tell him

i beg of you

 

momomonie
I'M NOT WORTH IT JIMIN

 

chimcheroo
please don't cry

you'll only embarass yourself jesus

 

momomonie
i won't

 


 

[ private chat : chimcheroo ]

 

momomonie
why did you chose my song

wait now that i asked

how did YOU KNOW that i was RM?

 

chimcheroo
1) so that i can continue bugging you to fucking tell hyung that you're RM and Namjoon

2) because it's contemporary and i dance contemporary

3) bc seokjin hyung played that song the day before it i recognized it

4) and it's the most rational and obvious thought to think

 

momomonie
point taken

is hoseok going to choose yoongi's song?

 

chimcheroo
obviously

and i'm still mad at you

 

momomonie
i could really feel your glare tyvm

 

chimcheroo
now tell him

 

momomonie
why are you still insisting?

 

chimcheroo
because i won't stop glaring at you until you agreed

and he WILL get hurt BUT he wouldn't stop talking to you just yet

 

momomonie
how would you even know?

he doesn't like me

i mean i don't even know if he still talks to me because he was forced to or just being nice

 

chimcheroo
oh my god

you're more frustrating to deal with than my drunk boyfriend

although i still love him despite that

but back to the real problem

no he doesn't force himself to keep on talking to you

heck he couldn't even stop talking about you

 

momomonie
but still :(

i can't

he doesn't like me

maybe he's just faking it

 

chimcheroo
now you're telling me that?

i cannot

YOU'RE DEPRACATING YOURSELF WAY TOO MUCH JOON AND NOW I'M FUCKING FURIOUS ABOUT IT

 

momomonie
yeah i actually felt your glare intensifying

how come hoseok doesn't even notice

 

chimcheroo
he's too busy eye-fucking yoongi hyung

nOW GO AND TELL HIM ALREADY AIDJXJNSB

 

momomonie
i dON'T WANT TO

WHY ARE YOU SO PERSISTENT

 

chimcheroo
oH FOR FUCK'S SAKES

seokjin hyung pls forgive me

HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU NAMJOON NOW GO AND GET YOUR FUCKING ASS CONFESSING TO HIM ALREADY

 

momomonie
i-

what

 

chimcheroo
yeah

he basically fell

now can you just like, tell him already?

you like him right?

bc i swear if you don't i won't hesitate to embarass myself and fucking ninja kick you right at the balls

 

momomonie
i LIKE HIM

i just

akndjwjdnnwd

fine

i'll do it because wtf you're scary

 

chimcheroo
i get that a lot :)

now get your butt working

 

momomonie
you're not mad anymore?

 

chimcheroo
not that much anymore

i mean

he likes you and you like him

SINCERELY if i might add

why would i stop that kind of love?

that's the love everyone deserves

 

momomonie
wow

tbh seokjin told me you're very overprotective to the point that he just wants to lock you up in a hamster cage

i know i shouldn't be saying this to you but i really have to

 

chimcheroo
i never felt more glad to be compared to an animal

 

momomonie
uh why?

isn't that like

bad?

 

chimcheroo
i had worse

they compare me to a food

a mochi

a FOOD hyung

a FOOD

 

momomonie
you finally called me hyung

i felt a tear falling down my cheek

 

chimcheroo
eh you earned my respect somehow

just tell him the truth and take care of him then all is good

now i have to deal with this annoying coconut brat

 

momomonie
jungkook?

 

chimcheroo
jungkook.

 


 

[ private chat : bunkook ]

 

chimcheroo
we're okay

you and i aren't

 

bunkook
now what?

 

chimcheroo
first, you didn't informed us beforehand that you're going back to busan

and second, you didn't told me nor taehyung that you already knew about namjoon's secret

hOW DARE YOU KOOK I THOUGHT WE'RE BESTFRIENDS

 

bunkook
WE ARE

I JUST

KNOWING YOU, YOU'LL START MAKING ASSUMPTIONS AND STOP SEOKJIN HYUNG FROM TALKING TO NAMJOON HYUNG

OFC I HAVE TO PROTECT THEM

 

chimcheroo
I'M NOT SOME CONTROLLING MOTHER

 

bunkook
YEAH YOU ARE????

 

chimcheroo
bITCH

did you approved of namjoon and him though?

i mean, he DID lied to hyung

and hyung might even think he'll take the "seokjin telling him about his crush" as an advantage for him to tell him that he admires him

but also i told him that seokjin's in love with him

 

bunkook
who's the hypocrite now huh

 

chimcheroo
in my defense, i have to do it or else he wouldn't even change his mind about telling him the freaking truth

it sounds and looks wrong yes, but i guess it helped him to gain the courage he needed??

i'm just ya know

hoping for the best that hyung won't stop talking to him and just... forgive him i guess?

 

bunkook
i KNOW he'll forgive him cuz heck he LOVES him

i'm more worried about you

knowing you, again you're our REAL controlling mother

idek how the heck taehyung hyung puts up with you

 

chimcheroo
excuse you i was never controlling over taehyung nor you

i'm just like this to hyung only

you know why i have to

 

bunkook
i know

can't blame you though it's getting a bit too much sometimes

but have you forgiven him?

 

chimcheroo
i did

 

bunkook
now that's what i don't see everyday

i'm glad you didn't killed him though when you found out yourself

 

chimcheroo
i want to somehow

but i just glared at him instead through the audience

i even picked him as the song i'll dance to since it's contemporary and i need to persuade him to confess

 

bunkook
not a bad idea

i'm glad you let him, hyung

 

chimcheroo
they both deserve to be happy

you and i both know that already

Chapter Text

momomonie
i'll confess

i'll tell him the truth

today

 

hoeseok
joonie my man

my bro my brother my asshole my hoe my bitch

it's 2 am and i Need Sleep

what i don't need is a Vibrating Phone

Thank You and Good Night

or Morning

 

suqua
wait

say that again joon?

 

hoeseok
babe didn't you just read my message

I Need Sleep

 

suqua
but didn't you even realized what namjoon just texted?

 

hoeseok
oh

oH

OH

kIM NAMJOON ARE YOU FOR REAL????

 

suqua
aaaaaand he's as awake as an owl

 

momomonie
yeah

just realized and

thought about it

i'm ready

 

suqua
how come you realized this only at

2am?

 

momomonie
been staring at the ceiling since 9pm

 

hoeseok
yOU'VE BEEN STARING INTO NOTHING FOR 5 HOURS?!?!?!

 

momomonie
also thought in how many ways jimin can kill me if he founds out that i don't want to tell seokjin hyung the truth

 

hoeseok
okay so how did jimin even entered the picture?

 

momomonie
idk how he got my number

but he definitely messaged me and told me thathe found out about RM and Namjoon being one person

i was more nervous at that instead of my presentation of my song to the CEOs

 

hoeseok
ah

that brat

no wonder he asked for my phone

glad that he did though

that kid can really make someone change their mind

 

momomonie
he definitely has his way of doing that

 

suqua
he threatened you?

 

momomonie
sorta?

told me that if i don't tell him then he'll make seokjin hyung stop talking to me

which i'd rather not have

and also told me that he wouldn't stop glaring at me (which keeps on intensifying every minute i deny doing it) if i don't agree on confessing to hyung

 

suqua
amazing

i can't believe the kid was able to convince you

 

momomonie
he's the guy who gave me a deadly glare remember?

back then when i saw the three of them protecting seokjin hyung like guards

i swear to god don't you EVER fall for his external angelic features

he's anything but an angel

 

hoeseok
excuse you that would be debatable

yes he's a devil at times but he's also an angel

you just don't see that yet cuz he's still angry at you for somewhat continuing to lie to seokjin

 

suqua
which reminds me

where do you plan on confessing?

 

momomonie
my fave cafe

in case that things go well, i'd be able to buy him pastries and drinks that i'm sure are delicious

 

suqua
i'm glad you're finally doing it

finally you'd be able to get the love that you deserve

 

momomonie
i'm not even 100% sure if he likes me back, hyung

 

suqua
i HIGHLY doubt that

 


 

momomonie
okay i'm freaking out

what if seokjin hyung doesn't really like me?

what would he even say?

fuck i might even get embarassed infront of the customers

should i call it off?

 

suqua
okay one, don't freak out because I'M starting to freak out dumbass

two, don't think of what if's cuz it's not helping

three, we never know what he'll say but the least you could do is to stay positive about this

four, you shouldn't even give a single flying fuck about what people might think

and five, don't even call it off or else i WILL shave your head bald

and let me tell you it's not going to be a pretty sight

 

hoeseok
okay one, it's only 3:30

two, when will the two of you sleep

three, i need my sleep but i can't even do that because my phone is already acting like a fucking vibrator

four, don't wait for me to shove this up your ass Min Yoongi so will the two of you fucking sleep already and talk about this later in the fucking morning?

 

momomonie
but i'm already freaking out hyung

i couldn't sleep A Wink

 

hoeseok
then count some sheep or something

or ask seokjin to sing you a lullaby

 

momomonie
he's not even awake

 

hoeseok
and how sure are you when you haven't even checked yet

 

momomonie
.... fine

 

suqua
how come you know namjoon so well

 

hoeseok
it's what you call instincts sweetheart now will you please come back to bed?

the bed's cold without you here :(

 

suqua
omw babe

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
hyung

are you awake?

 

pinkseok
omg i was about to message you and ask the same thing

but yeah i'm awake

i need a break from studying

stupid history class i don't even give a damn about european history

 

momomonie
ohhh

well yeah i was just gonna ask you a favor

uhm

can you like

sing me a lullaby?

 

pinkseok
a lullaby?

can't sleep?

 

momomonie
uhm yeah

can't sleep At All

 

pinkseok
you're such a baby

that's so freaking cute of you moni : (

 

momomonie
aojdkajdjsnf stop

i'm so embarassed asking this from you but hoseok told me to ask you

yoongi is shitty at singing that's why he sticks to rapping and hoseok is only going to sing for both yoongi and jungkook

you're my only option aidjsjndnwf

 

pinkseok
i'm glad i'm your only option

cuz i'm more than willing to sing for you ^^

 

momomonie
thanks hyung c:

 

pinkseok
what do you want me to sing?

 

momomonie
anything you want

as long as i hear your voice then it's enough for me

 

pinkseok
if you want my voice then you could have just asked me to call you :")

 

momomonie
kabdjsxnn h y u n g

 

pinkseok
kidding < 3

is it okay for me to like

sing an original?

 

momomonie
you compose and produce?

 

pinkseok
with the help of kook and tae, yes

jimin helped me with the lyrics

added a few things and all

the other two in producing

wherein they corrected a few tweaks and stuff to make it better

but mostly it was my rough composition and production

we often do that when we're bored

 

momomonie
sure !!

i'd love to hear it

 

pinkseok
this was like a year ago so it's quite old but i hope you like it

Awake.mp3

omfg i can't believe i'm sending this to an experienced and professional producer and songwriter i'm Nervous

btw the title is very ironic to your situation since you wanted to be alseep instead of being awake LMAO

 

momomonie
don't be

wow

i-

can i save this?

 

pinkseok
you liked it?

 

momomonie
i LOVE it hyung

this is like

really perfect

i like your voice here

it suits the melody of the song

and the lyrics as well

i never cried listening to songs

but it did made me cry here

or teared up i guess

 

pinkseok
YOU CRIED?!?!

 

momomonie
tHE SONG WAS SAD

CAN YOU BLAME ME

 

pinkseok
aodnjwndjjsd i didn't expect this !!

a professional !!

criticising my work !!

i mean me and my bestfriends' work !!

is screaming !!

 

momomonie
i'm definitely going to listen to this all night

thank you hyung for this

i'll surely enjoy making music for you soon

 

pinkseok
you're welcome moni ^^

wait what do you mean by that?

moni?

RM?

oh maybe you're already asleep

goodnight moni

 


 

pinkseok
i can't believe this..

i'm whipped

i'm definitely whipped for moni

 

bunkook
obviously?

 

pinkseok
i'm in love with him

how did this even happened

i didn't even saw his face yet i still fell in love with him

 

taebae
maybe you should consider the "personality wins over looks" concept?

 

pinkseok
he's so cute earlier guys

like he texted me at 3:47 in the morning

 

taebae
how accurate

 

pinkseok
asking me if i could sing him a lullaby

a true child at heart my friends

he's so fucking cute i literally clenched my shirt where my heart is because i didn't take the cuteness

i want to see his face so badly i might cry if i actually saw him

 

taebae
wow you really are in love with him hyung

i'm happy for you !!

 

bunkook
i can't believe RM asked you to sing a lullaby for him

what did you sang to him?

 

pinkseok
awake

 

bunkook
wait

tHE WHAT NOW?

 

taebae
tHAT'S YOUR ORIGINAL ROUGH DEMO

YOU TOLD US THAT YOU DIDN'T LIKE LETTING ANY PROFESSIONAL PRODUCER HEAR THIS YET YOU SENT IT TO RM

AN !! EXPERIENCED !! AND !! PROFESSIONAL !! PRODUCER !! WHO !! PRODUCED !! BUTTERFLY !! AKA !! MY !! EMO !! SONG !! SLASH !! EVERYDAY !! MOOD !! SONG !!

 

pinkseok
AWAKE CAN ALREADY BE TREATED AS A LULLABY SONG AKNDJSBF

EVEN IF IT'S SAD AND ROUGH AND NOT THAT GOOD, IT'S THE ONLY OPTION I CAN GIVE TO HIM

MY ENGLISH PRONOUNCIATION IS BAD ENOUGH LET ALONE SINGING AN ENGLISH LULLABY

 

bunkook
what did he said?

 

pinkseok
he loved it :)

he really liked it guys

my heart did a double back flip at that

ugh i want to see him and tell him how much i wanted to like, be with him

i want to tell him my feelings but i can't just tell it through chat akfnwkdmwf

i'm so fucking whipped guys how could i even handle this emotion

 

chimcheroo
what if he decided to see you?

what would you do?

 

taebae
babe?

where are you? you weren't there when i woke up :(

 

chimcheroo
sorry baby i have to go to the studio early

hoseok hyung called in about the showcase

i made you breakfast though so you just need to heat it at the microwave

 

taebae
aww thanks < 3

ily

 

chimcheroo
love you too

 

bunkook
gross

 

chimcheroo
says the one who has two clingy and romantic boyfriends

who's the hypocrite here now

 

pinkseok
sighs

i'd be happy to see him

i'll cry legitimate tears

like i don't care what he looks like

all i care about is to tell him how i feel and be with him finally

we've been talking for more than 2 months

i deserve to know him already

 

chimcheroo
but what if he's not what you expected to be

what if it's someone you already know but didn't even had the chance to talk to?

 

pinkseok
are you implying that Namjoon is RM?

bc i'm pretty sure Namjoon's the only person i know but didn't even got a chance to talk to

 

chimcheroo
not really

i'm just making hypothetical situations

 

pinkseok
well idk

i love him and i don't care what the situation is

like i said, i just want to be with him

period.

and just akfjjanxns

I WANT TO SEE HIS CUTE FACE WHENEVER HE ASKS ME TO SING A LULLABY TO HIM

I MIGHT CRY IF HE DID

AND I MIGHT CRY EVEN MORE IF HE DOES THESE CUTE CHILDLIKE GESTURES

 

chimcheroo
jfc you really are whipped

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
i just had a thought

like

if i see you

can i take you out on a date?

i mean you told me you never went to a date, i thought that maybe i could take you to one to experience it

lmao it was just a thought okay you don't have to answer that immediately

it's not a requirement to say yes

it's just a random thought at such

or maybe i shouldn't have said date

how about a hang out?

maybe hang out's more comfortable for you since we aren't even in an intimate relationship ahaha

 

momomonie
Serendipity Cafe

11 o'clock

sit at the farthest right corner of the cafe

 

pinkseok
wait what?

 

momomonie
omg do you know the cafe?

i can change the venue if you don't

 

pinkseok
NO akdjnsnx

i mean you're serious?

we're going to see each other?

are you forced to do it because i kept on asking you before or you just really want to let me see you already?

 

momomonie
yes and yes

and also because i'm ready

it's been long

thought that this would be a perfect opportunity

i was about to tell you, but you beat me to it : " )

 

pinkseok
omg fuck yeah !!

i can't wait to hang out with you c:

 

momomonie
it's not "hanging out" hyung

it's a date

 

pinkseok
AOFNSBXNJANXNAD BE THERE AT 10

 


 

[ private chat : chimcheroo ]

 

momomonie
i'm freaking out

i'm finally going to see him

he called it a date

he asked me for a date

does that mean he likes me?

 

chimcheroo
jfc hyung

what do you even think?

 

momomonie
i take it as a no?

 

chimcheroo
yOU DUMB HYUNG I CAN'T EVEN AOFJAJBFJAJD

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
i'm already here

already seated at the farthest right corner of the cafe like what you told me

but you're not here yet?

 

momomonie
turn around hyung

Chapter Text

This is it. He's here. If I turn around, I'd finally see the guy whom I've been waiting to see for months.

Seokjin's not sure if he's actually ready to see RM's face or not. Of course they've been talking for 3 months – almost 4 – and he's surprised at how determined the younger is in trying to hide his face from him. He never understood why he was so afraid to reveal himself, and he never asked why. He respected him; and if he's not going to reveal himself to him for a valid reason, he's not the one to push and pry.

The moment when he agreed to take him out on a date, he felt his heart hammering through his chest. He never felt that certain emotion, such intensity that nervousness began to seep in when he left the dorm. Now that the guy he fell in love with told him to turn around, he decided it's now or never.

He's not going to judge his face. He was never that type of person. And his personality is what made him fall for him, hence his visuals would only make the male bloom more infront of him.

He turned around, only to frown when he saw Namjoon infront of him. That leap inside his heart wasn't there anymore like before when he used to have a crush on him.

Where's RM?

"Namjoon? I didn't know you're here," he smiled kindly and rubbed the back of his neck. "Were you supposed to sit here? Was it reserved? If it was then I could find an another place to sit on. I'm sure my friend would understand why I have to switch places. Please, sit do-"

The producer shook his head and chuckled, "It's me, piglet."

The older frozed, his eyes widened in surprise as the nickname he called him. Only RM calls me that. How-

"It's me, RM."

Seokjin gaped at him, confusion obviously written on his face. He doesn't understand. He beyond confused. It's impossible for him to be RM. How can this person standing infront of him, is Moni? His Moni? He's the guy who he admired before and the one who made him frustrated in more ways than one because of multiple occurences wherein he almost had the chance to talk to him but he couldn't.

"You're... RM?" he gulped.

"Yeah. It's me, hyung. It's me, Moni."

Impossible.

"H-How.. I kept on seeing you, even if you told me your hair color and you had dimples... how come I didn't recognized you.."

The younger decided to sit down at the chair across him to make the confused older sit properly. He has a lot to explain anyway.

"I guess it's because a lot of people have the same hair color as mine. Many have dimples as well," he said.

He looked at him in disbelief, "So you knew? You knew that I've been crushing on you ever since I bumped with you? Ever since I told you that I had a crush on Nam- no, on you back at the sports fest?"

Namjoon could see a flash of hurt in his eyes, and he could already feel the guilt eating him up inside. He never intended to make Seokjin feel this way; but how can he? He's a coward, right from the start.

"Yes," he answered softly.

"So you took advantage of this meeting? Just because you found out that I liked you, you can just confidently show yourself to me?" he growled, the older glaring at him.

He's hurt. He's more than hurt. He felt betrayed. Tricked. He hoped that he'd be able to finally have a happy ending, but all he got was a cruel one. The older could only bite his lip to stop himself from tearing up, his shoulders feeling more heavy than usual.

"No! I never intended to take advantage of you. Not once that thought even crossed my mind," he replied, panic evident on the younger's face as he could already see Seokjin's eyes turning glassy.

"Then why? Why did you do this to me? Why did you lied? Making me believe that RM and Namjoon are two different people? Do you honestly think I would be okay with this? Well guess what? You made me look like a fucking fool," he hissed.

"I was afraid, hyung," he croaked.

Seokjin stopped. And in that moment, he suddenly saw how vulnerable he is. Namjoon couldn't look at him directly in the eye, his fingers are fidgeting and were playing with each other, and his lips are starting to quiver. The older decided to stay quiet and let the younger calm himself down.

He paused when he remembered what Jimin told him before he left the dorm: "If you finally met RM, please give him a chance to explain. Believe everything he says, hyung; because he's the sincerest person I've ever met in my entire life. And that's coming from me who doesn't even want you to date any guy just like that."

He looked at Namjoon, seeing him finally ready to speak. He crossed his arms across his chest and continued to stare at him.

"Tell me then," he said sternly, anger already spittung out in his voice that made the younger to wince.

"At first, I wasn't supposed to continue talking to you. I was serious when I unfollowed you in Snapchat but then, you were insistent in trying to continue our conversation. The only reason why I don't want to is because I know that sooner or later, you'd be asking me to show my face... and that's something I couldn't do to a person like you," he mumbled.

"I was... somewhat ashamed of my looks. I never reached the standard looks of a Korean, which is why many people aren't fond of what I look like. Back then at highschool, I was a victim of bullying. I've been called names, cruel and bad names that even I couldn't even imagine they could describe to me. It goes on until fourth year highschool and they never stopped. To the point that they beat me up in my house. In my own home, hyung. When my parents were gone and I was alone, they came without my consent and beat me up. I didn't even know what I did to them, and I never understood why I have to be treated like this. I never deserved that kind of life, hyung," he started to tear up, and when Seokjin was about to stand up, he raised his hand to stop him.

"I became so insecure. I was all alone. Not until I decided to move out of Ilsan and go to Seoul to pursue my dream to become a music artist. That's when I met Yoongi and Hoseok hyungs. They were the people I was most thankful for. They never bothered what I look like. They only cared for who I truly am. They've been my bestfriends until now, and they're the ones who protected me from the people who even tried to bully me. When I saw you hyung, I envied you so much. You look so beautiful and handsome at the same time, you were also rich and powerful, I often wondered what it would be like to live a life like yours. Despite my envy, I liked you. People may not see or feel it, but despite the aura you give at the university, I could see that you're more than just a narcissistic asshole," he chuckled.

"I've been watching you, to be honest. Call me a creep, a stalker or an obsessed fan like what you described me before, but there was never a time I didn't observed you. I see you being so kind to people even if your three bestfriends are so overprotective of you. Even if you knew yourself that there is a high chance of them being fakeass bitches, you never treated them like dirt. Honestly, it was a surprise to see someone with that kind of status to be so kind-hearted. Maybe that's the reason why I liked you so much," he smiled.

"It was probably unexpected that I screenshotted your snap by mistake, because I was fanboying over it at the moment, I didn't expected you to message me. And when we gradually began talking to each other like friends, I knew you'd be asking for my picture. I swear, I never took advantage of you, right from the start. I was just so insecure of myself, I kept on thinking that you don't deserve to see a face like mine. When you told me that you admired my face though, I thought that 'yeah, maybe I can actually tell him now' but I didn't. I realized that I made you think that RM and Namjoon are two different persons indirectly. I imagined this moment, right here, that you would get mad and you wouldn't even hear me out. That's why I decided not to tell you," he breathed out.

"It was Jimin who convinced me to tell you the truth. I don't know how, but heck that kid can really convince," he grumbled.

Silence filled the air between the two of them. Despite the busy atmosphere inside the cafe, it's as if it's just only the two of them inside. Namjoon didn't even dared to look at him this time. And Seokjin was too caught up with his story that he didn't got the chance to immediately reply something. Or anything for that matter.

But who was he kidding? Namjoon told him the truth. His reasons are more valid than ever, and he literally just told him his own story. He couldn't even imagine how painful and hard it was for him to finally open up. It's as if a band-aid was ripped off from a fresh wound.

"I'm so sorry for what happened, Namjoon. I didn't know.." he murmered quietly, feeling guilty after for being angry at him. "I didn't mean to lash out on you. I never knew, never even dared to ask."

"It's not your fault," he shook his head and smiled sadly. "If anything, it was my own fault for turning this situation into a terrible mess."

"You were trying to protect yourself from getting hurt again. It's alright to be selfish sometimes, even if it means to hurt somebody."

"You experienced worse things too," he frowned. "Jimin told me what happened to you before. He explained why the three of them have to protect you."

"Yes but yours are the worst. You were being bullied, Namjoon. You, the most beautiful person I've ever seen, getting bullied at such a young age," he shook his head and growled. "I swear if I have met you way before, I would have tried to protect you as well."

"It was all in the past, hyung," he smiled cheekily. "So you think I'm beautiful?"

"More than beautiful actually. I never thought someone could beat me."

"Wow so you're still narcissistic as ever."

"Hey it got into me, okay? Everyone has to have a bit of confidence in theirselves. And you should have it too."

Namjoon looked at him, staring and admiring the older's gentle and handsome features. He could feel his heart beating faster, the intensity of the older's gaze is too much for him to handle.

And the fact that he finally told him the real truth on why he decided to hide his face made him breathe again. It's as if the weight on his shoulders has been removed. He never really spoke his story to anyone, and technically he doesn't have to since both Yoongi and Hoseok knew his story. Telling this to Seokjin is good enough since he practically shared the other half of his life; which is a good start to a new type of relatonship which he wishes to have with him.

He didn't imagined himself talking to him back then, though. And he never thought that this guy infront of him, thinks that he's beautiful.

"Do you know why this is my favorite spot?"

Seokjin frowned, shaking his head in the process, "Not really. You never told me your favorite cafe."

"It's because you would've found me by then," he rolled his eyes.

"That would actually be a lie because look at me now, just realized that Namjoon and RM are the same person," he remarked by sarcastically. "But why though?"

"This is the place where I first saw you, back at my 2nd year in the university. I didn't know you before, but I've always seen you ordering Cafe Americano every Wednesdays because that would always bs the day wherein you'll be facing a very stressful and long day. Culinary classes are really a hard bunch, huh?"

Seokjin was somewhat dumbfounded at the younger. He didn't expected for him to actually know the coffee he always ordered. He didn't even know that Namjoon was there all this time.

"You're always here?"

"Everyday. Every morning before I go to the university. I could never start the day without their best-selling capuccino," he grinned.

"You need to tell me their best-sellers."

"Not until you've forgiven me."

"Of course I've forgiven you already. If I didn't then I wouldn't have continued our date."

"So it really is a date?"

"Yup. I can't believe you're still RM though. Like, how the heck didn't I even recognized you?" he rubbed his temples in frustration and pouted.

Namjoon found it too cute. He almost had a heart attack.

"You're probably too busy trying to figure out who I was that you forgot that I have purple hair and dimples."

"Everyone has purple hair and dimples," he deadpanned. "You even had your hair dyed again. Seriously, how come you're not yet bald?"

"I don't know. They're strong. You liked it?" he raised an eyebrow cheekily, running his fingers through his soft blonde locks.

"I loved it. Suits you better," he eyed his fingers, suddenly wanted to touch it. It looks like cotton candy...

"Figures. You're eyeing my hand like a predator," he laughed.

The older scoffed and crossed his arms over his chest, "You still have a lot of explaining to do, kid. Now go and order me my Cafe Americano."

"I thought I explained already?" he pouted.

"You still have to explain to me why the hell you decided to pretend that I'm talking to RM and I'm looking at Namjoon. Jesus, this is why I hated being a music artist. You guys always have stage names and have the tendency to hide your true identity from people."

"I'm sure you'll get a hang of it. I mean, you're practically dating a future music artist," he winked.

The older let out a chuckle, "Getting cocky are we?"

"This is me trying to grasp some of your narcissistic being."

"Shut up and just order."

"On it, piglet."

"Grape."

"I don't have purple hair anymore, hyung."

"Fine. Lemon."

"Hyung!"

"You do know I was doing this because I like you right?"

"I know. You don't really call people by these kinds of nicknames."

"Do you like me too?"

"Nope."

Seokjin frowned. Namjoon only laughed.

"I love you, hyung. I think having a crush on you for more than 4 months is already considered as falling in love. I mean, this is also the reason why I want to meet you too."

Seokjin felt his knees getting weak at that. He's glad he's seated at the couch chair.

"I-"

"I know you love me too, hyung. You don't need to say it out loud if you're still in the middle of processing," he giggled.

The older shook his head and grabbed his hand before the younger could walk away towards the cashier.

"I love you too, Namjoon."

The blonde stared at him for a moment before smiling. With a quick peck on the cheek, he immediately sauntered towards the cashier, leaving Seokjin to look at him dumbfoundedly while his hand was raised towards the part where the younger left a quick kiss.

He slowly smiled, feeling giddy at the suddenly affection given by the younger. It did felt good to have someone shower you with adoration and affrction. So the older began to admire him, just like what he does before.

But this time, he finally got to talk to him.

Chapter Text

hoeseok
update bitch

i need an update

What Happened

 

momomonie
all went well

tbh i told him what happened to me before

you know

back when i was in high school

 

hoeseok
huh? but you told us that you don't want to talk about that to anyone

you said and i quote, "i'll never tell anybody even until i die"

 

momomonie
now that i see it

i can tell i was very exaggerating at that time

 

suqua
HIGHLY exaggerating mind you

but like why did you still told him?

 

momomonie
hyung if he ends up to be my boyfriend then he HAS to know

he deserves to know

and i kinda owe him too for that cuz he told me one of his secrets as well that i'm sorry but i couldn't tell you about YET

and besides, that was the only reason why i don't want to show myself to him in the first place anyway

 

suqua
ehh you have a point

BUT

you two better be okay

not like super duper okay but kinda like

a GOOD kind of okay

bc honeslty i couldn't even edit my music without thinking that seokjin might have punched you in the gut or poured hot coffee over your head

 

momomonie
i might have thought the same thing

but thank the gods he hasn't ordered anything yet when i got there

although i highly believed he might have thrown the mini table in between us because he kept on gripping it like a hulk

i almost pity the non-living object

 

hoeseok
did you guys kissed? :))))

 

momomonie
seriously seok?

you gonna ask me that already? :(

 

hoeseok
hey this is DRAMA WORTHY okay

i have to ask if there's anything juicy there

 

momomonie
the ONLY thing that looks juicy is his fucking lips, hyung

 

suqua
wOAH THERE TMI?

 

hoeseok
nOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

I LIKE THIS

I LIKE THAT

NOW ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GET THAT DICK AND ASS

 

momomonie
AKJFKAJXNSB THAT IS /NOT/ WHAT I WANT FROM SEOKJIN ?????

 

hoeseok
but it comes with a package :((

you can't just get a dick only without the ass

and you better not get the ass only without the dick

those two are inseperable and you're only a shithead if you didn't get both

 

momomonie
the only person who's going to be a shithead is a pervert who only wants the dick and ass

 

hoeseok
good

i'm glad you're aware :---)

bc i swear if you only want to take those two then i won't hesitate to kick you out of both dorms and would not cook for you

even if you're the one who pays 45% of the rent

 

momomonie
HYUNG YOU KNOW THAT ALL I WANT IS SEOKJIN'S LOVE

THE DICK AND ASS CAN COME LATER??

BUT STILL YOU KNOW I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO HYUNG AKCNNSNCE

DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME OMG I FEEL HURT

 

hoeseok
it's just a simple reminder joon

i mean even if i know you well enough to know that you're not that kind of person

everyone has its needs

and also to prove it to you i'm not just some perverted hoe even if i actually am ^^

 

momomonie
hyung you already proved to both me and yoongi that you're MORE than just a perverted hoe

you're our bestfriend and the one who looks out for us

AND also gave me advices whenever i needed it because of seokjin hyung

 

hoeseok
now you're definitely welcome :)

now send me a pic of you two that proves to me thag all is good between the two of you

 


momomonie

we good

 

suqua
why... the fuck were you posing like that

 

momomonie
i'm in a good mood

 

hoeseok
yea sure because you finally got the jackpot aka the love of your life aka the most handsome guy in the university aka kim seokjin ;))))

 

suqua
did he took it well?

 

momomonie
he ALMOST didn't took it well

but idk

he told me that jimin convinced him to hear me out

my heart keeps on clenching guys he's just too cute i want to cry

i also just want to share that he just dyed his hair to brownish greenish shit and i just akdjsndjajdjed

everything looks so good on him?

 

hoeseok
he didn't punned out the "worldwide handsome" for no reason ya know

 

momomonie
we're still eating our pastries

i hate this that i have to leave

fuck philosophy and maths i want to cuddle with seokjin hyung

i've been clinging unto him for like the whole hour we've been staying here

hOW CAN I POSSIBLY LEAVE THIS GUY

/THIS/ HANDSOME GUY?

/THIS/ NARCISSISTIC-ASSHOLE-YET-I-STILL-LOVE-HIM GUY?

 

suqua
TMI

I DID NOT EXPECTED YOU TO BE LIKE THIS ALREADY AND IT HAS JUST BEEN THE DAY WHERE YOU CONFESSED

HOW MUCH AM I GOING TO FACE A WHINY NAMJOON

 

hoeseok
probably the day 'til death do they part

but namjoon is being so cutely in love too i'm getting diabetes

 

suqua
i need to Switch Dorms

 

hoeseok
you do that then i'll shove this phone up your asshole

 

suqua
i....

i prefer the other one......

 

momomonie
now you're telling me that I'M the one who's having tmi?

fucking hypocrite how are you even my bestfriend

 

suqua
it's the matter of fluff and smut, joonie boy

 

momomonie
holy fuck that is NOT min yoongi

 

suqua
damn right i wasn't

that's hoseok

 

hoeseok
cherish while it lasted ;)

how's seokjin right now?

 

momomonie
hyung's fine

a little bit giddy i guess but heck i'm more than giddy today

i can't believe we're dating already aofjjandnand

 

hoeseok
so you guys are boyfriends?

 

momomonie
ehhh "boyfriends" isn't the type of label i'd call it atm

probably M.U.?

"mutual understanding" ????

 

suqua
bro either way you two would still end up together so what's the fucking point

 

momomonie
wow okay i suddenly felt what it was like to be on jungkook's shoes when i said the exact same thing to him

fine i'll ask hyung later

but i'd be going as well

for the first time in my life, i hate maths and philosophy

can't i just take hyung to class with me?

 

suqua
ofc you can't

you two have different schedules

you can just request for an another shecdule wherein you two have at least 2 subjects together next school year

but pls focus on your music today

yOU STILL HAVE TO COLLAB WITH JIMIN FOR BUTTERFLY SO PLS GET YOUR ASS FUCKING WORKING ALREADY

 

momomonie
but hyung :(((

seokjinnnnnnnn

 

suqua
i do NOT tolerate whiny kids who doesn't know their priorities

 

momomonie
sure you can

you're still talking to me :))

 

suqua
getting cocky now are we?

if you don't move your assface out of your fave cafe and if i entered the music class without you there, i'm going to send a scandal to seokjin

and believe me when i said that cuz you have no idea how many scandals i have for you

 

momomonie
i don't believe you

 

suqua

try me

 

momomonie
OKDKAY EIKAAY I'M QLEADY ROWUNGNING

BUE TJHEARE IWN 10

 

hoeseok
works every time : " )

 


 

pinkseok
:((((

namjoon took off as if he's The Flash

the only phrases that i heard was "class", "min yoongi" and "kill"

i didn't even got a kiss from him aidjsnxnbf

 

bunkook
don't bother

hoseok explained to me that yoongi's going to send an embarassing picture of namjoon to you if he doesn't see him in their music class

namjoon doesn't really want to leave you so yoongi took plan B

 

pinkseok
i'm intrigued about the picture suddenly

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

hoeseok

don't tell namjoon i sent it to you either way

you'll need this soon, i tell you ;)

 

pinkseok
omFG

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

YOU'RE A LIFE SAVIOR HOSEOKKIE

 

hoeseok
i know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 


 

pinkseok
nvm

i had a great laugh

 

bunkook
he sent it to you? :")

 

pinkseok
fuck yeah he did and i ended up getting scolded by the manager of the cafe

 

bunkook
i'm surprised that nobody thought it was some guy wiping a window

 

pinkseok
b I T CH

 

taebae
i-

wow so you guys are leik okay now?

 

pinkseok
yup!

we talked and explained ourselves to each other

and now namjoon just treated me this delicious mashmallow cake and cafe americano :))))

AKXJJSJCJSJCNSJUCISJCBMAFKANDMSS DJWBDBAXABDNSD

I

ALMOST

HAD

A HEART ATTACK ????????????

 

bunkook
?? elaborate ??

 

pinkseok

thAT NAUGHTY FUCKER TOOK SELCAS ON MY PHONE

AND HE KNEW HOW MUCH I LOVED HOW THICK HIS LIPS ARE

THAT LITTLE SHIT TEASING ME WITH THOSE ROUND GLASSES TOO

WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? HARRY FUCKING POTTER?

 

taebae
hyung : " )

you should already expect that

even my phone was bombarded by jimin's either cute and fluffy selcas or sinful and dirty ones

and may i put emphasis on SINFUL and DIRTY because they ain't just selcas of his face

 

bunkook
you two are just fucking gross, hyung

i thought you're innocent

 

taebae
bitch who told you i was

just because jimin's more naughty and devilish than i am doesn't mean i am the complete opposite

 

pinkseok
you're more of like

50/50???

bUT AGAIN !!

THE SELCA !!

HOW COME HE SEES HIMSELF AS A PIECE OF TRASH WHEN HE CAN LITERALLY BE COMPARED TO A GOD

HE BEAT APHRODITE

FUCK THE OLYMPIAN GODS

KIM NAMJOON, MY MAN, IS A TRUE GOD

 

chimcheroo
should i even thank god that you two are finally okay and together or just nah bc you disregarded them

if a storm would suddenly appear out of nowhere in the middle of the day, i'm putting my blame on you hyung

 

pinkseok
PARK JIMIN

YOU KNEW DIDN'T YOU

THAT RM AND NAMJOON ARE JUST THE SAME PERSON

THAT'S WHY YOU WARNED ME

 

chimcheroo
iN MY DEFENSE

JUNGKOOK KNEW THAT ALREADY WAYYYYY BEFORE THIS THING EVEN HAPPENED

 

bunkook
wHY ARE YOU DRAGGING ME INTO YOUR MESS

 

chimcheroo
becAuSE IT'S THE TRUTH

 

taebae
so what only me and seokjin doesn't know? :((

 

chimcheroo
i can explain baby akdjwjajnd

 

pinkseok
i can't believe this

how and why didn't you tell me?

 

bunkook
we want to hyung i swear

it's just that it's better if namjoon hyung's the one who tells you himself

 

chimcheroo
tHEN HOW COME YOU DIDN'T EVEN TOLD ME OR TAEHYUNG?

 

bunkook
i was actually thinking of telling taetae

but you never crossed my mind

 

chimcheroo
how dARE YOU FUCKING SEAGULL

 

bunkook
i just KNEW you'd be furious and end up stopping seokjin from talking to namjoon

i mean who am i even kidding? i'd do ANYTHING to keep them talking to each other

if i tell you then i'd grow bald

 

pinkseok
he... got a point tbVh

 

chimcheroo
hYUNG

 

taebae
kookie's right

 

chimcheroo
BABE

 

taebae
i'm still mad that neither of you told me about this

 

chimcheroo
i SAID I'M SORRY AKFNKSKXJWN

PLS FORGIVE ME PUPPY

 

taebae
yeah sure

 

chimcheroo
aknxjsjxnnsnx

okay then i'd go with plan B

 

taebae
don't you DARE enter the bedroom, Park Jimin

 

chimcheroo
too late babe

 

pinkseok
you might want to leave the dorm kookie

 

bunkook
i'm actually way ahead of you

i'm already at the door

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
babe

you there?

 

pinkseok
kandjnsnxns we're still dating joonie

not yet boyfriends

 

momomonie
you and i are going to be together anyway so what's the point?

we can be both dating and be boyfriends at the same time

and is it bad to call you babe?

 

pinkseok
oh

yeah you're right

i mean no it's just that well, i'm being stereotypical here but i strongly believe that only couples call each "babe"

but anyway

BABE

i mISS YOU

 

momomonie
i miss you too hyungie :(

maths class is so boring today akjdkajxs

 

pinkseok
"hyungie"

 

momomonie
you wanna know a secret?

 

pinkseok
ofc

what is it?

 

momomonie
then prove this to me that:

9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u) ?

 

pinkseok
i-

are you seriously asking me a math question right now

 

momomonie
if you wanna know my secret then you have to get it the hard way, love :)

 

pinkseok
fuck okay bUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU CALLED ME "LOVE" AS A NICKNAME

so i'd have to like distribute the other polynomial first right?

so that'll be (9x - 7i) > (9x - 21u)

this is ridiculous you KNOW i don't do maths like you can

 

momomonie
just try love

 

pinkseok
andjsbxjwad okay okay

so now that's settled

i should like, eliminate the ones that are the same

that'll be 9x - 7i > 9x - 21u
--------------------------
9x           

then cross out 9x it'll be

-7i > -21u

i should simplify it then

-7i > -21u
---------------
-7      

that'll be

i > 3u

but that's wrong cuz the coefficient 1 should be lesser than 3

should i correct it?

 

momomonie
yup

 

pinkseok
okie

then it should be

i < 3u

.............

you fucking cheesy math geek

 

momomonie
^^^^^^^^

hEY I PUT ALL MY HARD WORK JUST TO MAKE IT LIKE THAT

THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU, HYUNG

 

pinkseok

this is the first time i've encountered someone flirting or giving me cheesy lines with a math equation

i can't even

 

momomonie
you don't like it?

 

pinkseok
what? no !!

ofc i like it !!

tbh i was about to ask you to give me more???

so keep going

keep talking math to me

 

momomonie
you're giving me the sine that you're actually enjoying this

or do you want me to just cos

now i'm going off on a tangent

 

pinkseok
more more

 

momomonie
ok i'll be more rational now

 

pinkseok
fuck this is WAY better than sexting

you're giving me goosebumps in the middle of a bright sunny day

 

momomonie
welcome to my domain, love ;)

Chapter Text

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
psst

babe

baby

psst

are you on?

come on it's like 2am this is supposed to be our ritual

HEY ASSHOLE ARE YOU AWAKE OR NOT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE TIME

 

momomonie
JFC JIN IT HAS JUST BEEN A DAY AND THE FIRST THING I GET IS ASSHOLE?

 

pinkseok
technically "babe" is the first thing you got but sure

 

momomonie
for the love of your cute mario pyjamas

even if it has been a ritual for us to talk at 2 for philosophical shits, give me a few hours to sleep

i haven't slept a wink earlier in the morning either because i was thinking if i should tell you the truth or not

 

pinkseok
but but i wanted to tell you something :((

 

momomonie
you can just tell me later?

 

pinkseok
i'll forget about it later :(

 

momomonie
note it down?

 

pinkseok
but i'm already in the mood to tell you

i want to call you but the dorm's wifi is being an ass atm and i'm only using my data

 

momomonie
this better be good, love

 

pinkseok
it will be !!

 

momomonie
fine

what is it?

 

pinkseok
how do you make holy water?

 

momomonie
uhhh idk bless it by the priest?

what the heck love i ain't even catholic nor a christian

 

pinkseok
no, you boil the HELL out of it !!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

 

momomonie
i

did you just

did

you just made a joke, didn't you

 

pinkseok
NEXT JOKE !!

 

momomonie
yOU DIDN'T EVEN ANSWERED MY QUESTION

 

pinkseok
why are there no gambling in the zoo?

 

momomonie
i don't even WANT to know

 

pinkseok
because there's too many CHEETAHS

 

momomonie
OAJDISJDKANDNDAKFWX

 


 

suqua
@momomonie why are you screaming at 2

 

hoeseok
he finally got the taste of seokjin's talent

 

suqua
and that is?

 

hoeseok
dad jokes

 

suqua
oh

RIP

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 


pinkseok
I'M SORRY

I WON'T MAKE DAD JOKES EVER AGAIN

PLEASE JUST NOTICE ME BABE

KIM NAMJOON !!

COME ON

HEY I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE IT

JUNGKOOK, JIMIN AND TAEHYUNG LIKED IT SO I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE IT AS WELL

BABE AKDNJAXNANNCD

I ALREADY LET YOU SLEEP FOR 8 HOURS YOU STILL HAVE CLASSES AND IT'S ALREADY 8:30 AKXNNSXNSNX

 


momomonie
please

no more dad jokes

tell those to kook, tae and jimin but not to me aidjajnds

love, i love you but i was NEVER fan of dad jokes

 

pinkseok
it was my talent :((

 

momomonie
you have BETTER talents to show me, love

like baking or cooking for example

 

pinkseok
anyone can cook and bake if you learn it

that's not even talent :((

 

momomonie
same applies for dad jokes

anyone can do it

even I can do it

but ofc i ain't gonna do that, never in my life i'll do it

 

pinkseok
meanie :(

 

momomonie
love you too

for real this time

 

pinkseok
!!!!!!

i can't believe we're actually DATING right now

my heart is still clenching from that lovestruck emotion and just deadass being soft right now to everything

did you know that i almost cried while eating breakfast because i didn't get to eat the last piece of that small rice on my bowl

jimin took the bowl away from me because he's in charge of the dishes and he's late so he has to do it quickly

that poor rice soul

w eeps

 

momomonie
wait let me clarify that

are you telling me that you're WORRIED because you didn't get to eat that last PIECE of rice? thinkong that it would be lonely without its fellow rice friends?

 

pinkseok
yeah :((

i mean

it WAS alone

then i remembered what you told me

and then there

i got emotional i guess

 

momomonie
stay put

i'm going to your dorm and hug the shit out of you

 

pinkseok
AKDNKSXNSND YOU DON'T HAVE TO

I'M OKAY NOW

I MEAN IT WAS LIKE AN HOUR AGO

 

momomonie
yeah but knowing you

you're dramatic AND emotional

lie to others but you can't lie to me

 

pinkseok
: (((((

now i feel like crying

 

momomonie
you want me to bring you chocolates?

 

pinkseok
yes please

but

you still have classes?

 

momomonie
philosophy can wait

be there in 10

 

pinkseok
MY HEART JUST EXPLODED

 

momomonie
love you too piglet

 


 

pinkseok
SCREW YOU ALL

MY BOYFRIEND IS WAY BETTER YOU LITTLE SHITS


pinkseok
yeah :((

i mean

it WAS alone

then i remembered what you told me

and then there

i got emotional i guess

 

momomonie
stay put

i'm going to your dorm and hug the shit out of you

 

pinkseok
AKDNKSXNSND YOU DON'T HAVE TO

I'M OKAY NOW

I MEAN IT WAS LIKE AN HOUR AGO

 

momomonie
yeah but knowing you

you're dramatic AND emotional

lie to others but you can't lie to me

 

pinkseok
: (((((

now i feel like crying

 

momomonie
you want me to bring you chocolates?

 

pinkseok
yes please

but

you still have classes?

 

momomonie
philosophy can wait

be there in 10


beAT THAT BITCHES

 

taebae
i-

so are you telling me that namjoon hyung is a better boyfriend than me?

excuse you but jimin is the best boyfriend out here

 

chimcheroo
i feel soft

 

bunkook
i would like to elaborate that i was the one who has 2 handsome and sweet boyfriends who did nothing but to spoil me and love care and affection?

namjoon who know?

 

pinkseok
YA'LL

YOONGI WOULDN'T EVEN SKIP HIS MUSIC CLASS FOR YOU

JIMIN DOESN'T WANT TO MISS DANCE SESSIONS FOR YOU EITHER TAEHYUNG

 

chimcheroo
IT'S BECAUSE HOSEOK HYUNG WOULD KILL ME IF I SKIP

 

pinkseok
DOESN'T MATTER

BUT MY MAN

KIM NAMJOON

DELIBERATELY MOVED PHILOSOPHY ASIDE AND IS ON HIS WAY TO OUR DORM JUST TO GIVE ME THE CUDDLES™️

AND LET ME TELL YOU HOW IMPORTANT HIS PHILOSOPHY CLASS IS WHEN WE AIN'T EVEN TOGETHER YET

 

taebae
i'm not even going to argue about this because it is just plain childish

But Jimin Is Still The Best Boyfriend Out There Just So You All Know

 

pinkseok
you're such a hypocrite tae

 

taebae
all of us are

would you even deny it?

 

pinkseok
well

no

 

taebae
^^

which reminds me

does the whole population of the university knows that you two are already dating?

 

pinkseok
the whole population doesn't have to know?

 

bunkook
i don't think i can handle an another wave of admirers this time, hyung

i want to like

smile to everyone right now

glaring is such hard work ya know

 

chimcheroo
hey it's not THAT hard

 

bunkook
if you've been glaring for half of your life then sure it's not

but that's definitely NOT the case

 

pinkseok
lmao what do you want me to do?

show to the papparazzi that me and joon are dating?

i don't think he can handle the cameras for the meantime despite the modeling and stuff

 

taebae
oh now i remembered that hyung's dating the son of a famous ceo

wow hyung's lucky

 

pinkseok
eh i don't know

haven't talked to him about this topic to him that much yet

but we WILL talk about it later

 

bunkook
i think he can handle that

i mean he's good at handling people

ish

plus he's a music artist

GOING to be a music artist btw

and idk he's gonna be famous anytime now

 

chimcheroo
which reminds me

hyung could you tell joon hyung to meet me later at the studio?

i'm gonna show him the choreography i made foe the his song

 

pinkseok
better yet

should we just make a groupchat?

all of us know each other anyway

 

bunkook
i can do that

gimme a minute

 


 

[ Family Gay ]

bunkook added suqua, hoeseok, pinkseok, momomonie, chimcheroo, and taebae

 

momomonie
i-

did you just made a pun

 

pinkseok
i did told you he likes my dad jokes as well

 

suqua
i would like to withdraw my contract

 

bunkook
i dare you

 

suqua
i was just joking baby

but seriously

Family Gay?

 

hoeseok
well he ain't wrong on that though

 

chimcheroo
we're a family now

 

taebae
and we're gays

 

bunkook
definitely nothing wrong

 

suqua
there HAS to be a better name

 

hoeseok
i already liked the name though

 

momomonie
i hate to admit

but it has a nice ring to it

 

suqua
but

"Family Gay" ?¿?¿

 

momomonie
got any problem with that?

 

pinkseok
if he's hetero then maybe yes

 

suqua
i have two boyfriends seokjin

 

bunkook
#nohomo

 

suqua
yOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS

NOT YOU TOO

 

hoeseok
well you DID whined why we have that gc name

 

suqua
YOU CAN USE ANYTHING THAT HAS A GAY PUN BUT IDK FAMILY GAY SOUNDS WEIRD

 

pinkseok
would you do the honors then kookie?

 

bunkook
well i had a new gc name in mind

 

[ Yoongi wt 2 Boyfies #nohomo ]

 

suqua
CHANGE IT BACK

YES TO FAMILY GAY

THIS TIME WITH NO #NOHOMO

PLEASE

 

hoeseok
glad that you changed your mind ^^

 

[ Family Gay ]

 

suqua
i can't believe i've been ganged up by all of you just because i didn't like the "family gay" as our gc name

nO FUCKING HASHTAGS THIS TIME I FUCKING DARE YA'LL

 

pinkseok
welcome to the family, yoongles

 

suqua
KIM NAMJOON

 

momomonie
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
hey babe

i was thinking

do you wanna go to my home?

 

momomonie
home?

as in

the Kim Mansion?

as in

probably the ONLY mansion in S. Korea?

as in

i'd probably be seeing papparazzi at your home and they'll see the two of us together?

as in

hOLY SHIT

I MIGHT SEE YOUR DAD?

 

pinkseok
well

i think you're exaggerating about the only mansion in south korea

but yes

IT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION THOUGH

i just thought of showing you like

my childhood home and stuff

i've never showed my home besides jimin, tae and kook

you're my boyfriend so i thought that you also have the right to see where i grew up and stuff

 

momomonie
but that's in Gwacheon?

 

pinkseok
i can ask my family's chauffer to take us back there

 

momomonie
wait before i say anything

who lives there?

i mean what about your dad?

 

pinkseok
well my dad bought a penthouse somewhere near the company building but me and him would always go back to Gwacheon in the holidays

it's just my grandparents and older brother

 

momomonie
ohhh kim seokjung right?

he's not that famous compared to you

 

pinkseok
he doesn't like the fame tbh

not that i like it but

he decided to stay there while i transferred to Seoul just to study here which is why i became more famous than him

 

momomonie
lmao this looks like it's our first time meeting each other

 

pinkseok
well ofc cuz i know your face so it's safer?

 

momomonie
UP UNTIL NOW BABE?

 

pinkseok
IT DOESN'T MATTER

 

momomonie
i forgot that you have an older brother

how come he doesn't get to be the next heir?

 

pinkseok
he simply denied

 

momomonie
oh?

 

pinkseok
yup

well, let's just say that none of us wanted to handle a multi-billionaire company

and coughs he threatened dad that he wouldn't let him see his daughter if he makes him the CEO coughs

 

momomonie
omg your brother's married?

 

pinkseok
yeap

i really have a problematic family

 

momomonie
not really?

your dad just wanted someone to pass on his hard work

 

pinkseok
it's alright though

my cousin, jongin, who's pretty much close to me would be the one handling the company once dad retired

he's good with gadgets and technology so i think he can handle it

 

momomonie
well that's nice

but you want ME to go to your home?

 

pinkseok
well yes

i mean it's almost thanksgiving as well

it's a holiday so i'm pretty sure they'll give us a week long break

 

momomonie
i

well, i guess i can go

for how long?

 

pinkseok
just for three days

 

momomonie
i'll just tell geongmin that

 

pinkseok
geongmin?

 

momomonie
my sister

younger sister i mean

 

pinkseok
omg you have a sibling too?

 

momomonie
yep

btw does your family know that uhm

ya know

me

dating

you?

 

pinkseok
nope

we're going to tell them together ^^

 

momomonie
well i was NOT ready for that announcement

 

pinkseok
relax grapes they're open-minded don't worry

 

momomonie
if i peed my pants out of nervousness bc your dad is giving me one of his deadliest glares like jimin's

i'll blame it on you

 

pinkseok
that would be impossible

he gave you tons of things PLUS the grape plushie

 

momomonie
I STILL DON'T GET WHY HE GAVE ME A GRAPE PLUSHIE

OUT OF ALL THE THINGS

Chapter Text

[ Family Gay ]

 

chimcheroo
namjoon hyung

where the heck are you?

 

momomonie
otw to Gwacheon?

why?

 

suqua
wait why are you otw to Gwacheon?

 

chimcheroo
omfg

don't tell me you forgot that today's our showcase?

 

momomonie
OH SHIT

wait the showcase is at the first day of break?

 

chimcheroo
yea?? oh god how much did you forgot hyung

thank god the producers aren't required to attend the show

 

bunkook
but on a serious note

why the heck are you going to Gwacheon?

 

pinkseok
he's with me

 

suqua
i

IS THAT THE REASON WHY MY FAVORITE SWEATER IS FUCKING GONE ALREADY?

KIM NAMJOON?

 

momomonie
ehe?

 

suqua
THAT'S /MY/ SWEATER YOU DICK

 

momomonie
sO WHAT?

it's just a sweater????

 

suqua
MY SWEATER

 

taebae
what's so special about the sweater?

 

bunkook
i gave it to him

 

chimcheroo
makes sense

 

momomonie
but

i actually like your sweater

 

suqua
THAT DOESN'T EVEN FIT YOU

I DON'T EVEN HAVE 1FT. OF MY BODY AND YET YOU GONNA WEAR THAT

IF YOUR AIM IS TO WEAR A CROP TOPPED SWEATER THEN BE MY FUCKING GUEST

 

pinkseok
1 feet?

 

bunkook
don't even ask hyung

 

momomonie
give me a break yoongs

 

taebae
technically all of us are already on a break

jimin, jungkook and hoseok hyung however, isn't yet

 

chimcheroo
ugh sad lyfe

 

hoeseok
which reminds me

who did you chose jungkook?

 

bunkook
uhhh woozi hyung

 

suqua
you can't be serious

him?

out of all producers?

THAT GUY IS LIKE WHAT

MY DOPPLEGANGER?

 

bunkook
well hoseok already took you

and the only person i know there other than you and joon hyung is woozi hyung

so i just have to pick him

and besides, his song is actually nice

"Thanks" ???

 

suqua
but

 

hoeseok
stop being jealous over this yoongi

jungkook still loves you don't worry

besides,

why are you even going to Gwacheon without us knowing @momomonie

 

pinkseok
we're going to celebrate Thanksgiving there

and also tell my family that he and i are dating

 

taebae
fOR REAL????

 

momomonie
yup

it was unexpected really

he just told me that three days ago so like

took me a few mini heart attacks and panic attacks before convincing myself that i can do this

and also prove myself worthy to mr. kim

but wtf he might get mad that i don't use one of his iMelon phones

hIS BIGGEST RIVAL IS APPLE WHICH I HAVE AS MY PHONE HOW THE FUCK AM I EVEN GOING TO GET OUT ALIVE SEOKJIN

 

pinkseok
RELAX

HE WOULDN'T KILL YOU FOR HAVING AN APPLE IPHONE

HE'S NOT /THAT/ COMPETITIVE

AND BESIDES IT'S NOT AS IF HE'S GONNA EVEN MAKE US SEPERATE JUST BECAUSE OF A FREAKING PHONE BRAND

 

chimcheroo
that would actually be funny though

 

suqua
i could already imagine your father's face when he sees you using an apple iPhone

he'd be like "i don't approve of him, son. he's using an apple product"

 

hoeseok
remind me to call joon by the time they're eating dinner :-------)

 

pinkseok
that's actually not a bad idea : " )

 

momomonie
HYUNG ?????

 

taebae
relax hyung

ahjussi's not that strict and ofc NOT stupid to stop hyung from dating you JUST bc you're using a phone that was made by his company's rival

if i have to be honest, iMelon products are expensive as fuck

 

momomonie
fINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

 

bunkook
and technically speaking, melon fruits are more expensive than apples

 

suqua
how did we even ended up talking about this

 

momomonie
kaxjsjxjn

don't ask, yoongi

jimin, send me at least a video or picture of you dancing to my song, yeah?

don't let me down

 

hoeseok
he would never

i saw his choreography and it was jaw dropping

and he looks a LOT like a butterfly

 

chimcheroo
i'm not THAT good hyung..

 

hoeseok
oh please

i'm more than sure that these companies would fight over you

i even have this strong feeling than even jungkook would be chosen

 

pinkseok
i can't believe this

i've been surrounded bu talented men

 

suqua
you're quite talented as well?

not only you bake and cook but you love to sing too

if you don't then Awake wouldn't even have entered the picture

 

pinkseok
@momomonie yOU LET THEM LISTEN?

 

momomonie
I WAS CAUGHT???

I MEAN IT WAS ON SPEAKERS AND I LIKE IT BETTER IF IT'S HIGH VOLUME

 

suqua
does taehyung sing?

 

chimcheroo
yEABOI HE IS

HAS THE DEEPEST VOICE AMONG ALL OF US

AND MAY I REMIND YA'LL HE GIVES THE SEXIEST MOANS

 

taebae
they.. don't have to know that?

 

bunkook
you are seriously gross jimin hyung

 

chimcheroo
fUCK OFF JACKASS

 

pinkseok
why did you asked yoongi?

 

suqua
well

i mean look at all of us

if you think about it, we have music backgrounds

me and namjoon are rapping

you and taehyung are singing

hoseok, jimin and jungkook are dancing

hoseok can rap too

namjoon, jimin and jungkook can sing

ringing any bells?

 

taebae
are you telling us that we can form a group?

a kpop group?

 

suqua
well that's just a thought

AND a possibility

but hey it's just my imagination ya know

 

hoeseok
that would be cool though

 

momomonie
wait me and seokjin hyung already arrived at the mansion

#seokjinsrichaf

ttyl

 

pinkseok
I'M NOT THAT RICH

 

momomonie

sure

 

suqua
hOLY SHIT

IS THAT HOGWARTS?

 


 

[ Family Gay ]

 

taebae
while waiting jimin's, jungkook's and hoseok hyung's

i was curious

how's the family, joon hyung? :-----)

 

momomonie
great

akdjdncnsx hIS FATHER'S SCARY THOUGH

 

pinkseok
YOU'RE LITERALLY RIGHT INFRONT OF HIM BABE

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TEXTING AND NOT TALKING TO HIM?

 

suqua
now that's just rude namjoon

 

momomonie
HE WAS TALKING TO SEOKJIN'S HYUNG

I CAN'T JUST BUTT IN

AND I DON'T SPEAK POLITICS

I HATE THAT SHIT

 

pinkseok
EVEN SO

AKJFKWJNXJSND

 

momomonie
dON'T WORRY I'LL GO TALK TO HIM BY THE TIME WE HAVE DINNER WITH THEM

 

taebae
did you guys made the announcement already?

 

momomonie
we planned on doing that later?

after dinner?

 

pinkseok
i was actually thinking of telling them while we're gonna say our toast?

 

suqua
toast? as in raising their glasses of champagne or wine kind of toast?

 

pinkseok
yup

it's more formal that way

 

momomonie
are we eating at a formal resturant?

 

pinkseok
very funny joon

 

momomonie
AIDJSNXJSN sorry

I WAS JUST SURPRISED?

BECAUSE THIS IS JUST NORMAL DINNER?

 

taebae
correction: THANKSGIVING dinner

 

suqua
with those stuffed turkeys and shit

 

momomonie
should i wear something formal as well?

 

pinkseok
ehh no need

it's not THAT formal

 

taebae
how's hyung?

 

pinkseok
still a teaser

BUT

his daughter is very freaking cute akfjsnf

 

momomonie
her voice is so cute too

almost like seokjin's tbvh

AND the laugh too

like wipinh a windshield

 

pinkseok
bitch are you mocking me and my niece's voice?

 

momomonie
i kind of questioned myself it's she's really your niece or your daughter : " )

 

pinkseok
BITCH AKDNJSND

HOW DARE YOU

 

suqua
on a brighter side

at least, even if it sounds like she's wiping a windshield, it's cute cuz she's still a kid

 

momomonie
exactly

either way it's not as if i find your laugh funny or weird

i actually find it cute??

 

pinkseok
... you're just saying that so you would 't even end up on the couch

 

momomonie
actually no because your mansion's couches are so fucking soft i could have slept here already

 

taebae
^ tRUE

 

momomonie
either way i can handle sleeping on the couch

but i'd rather sleep beside you so yeah what i said earlier it true, love

 

pinkseok
akndjsnxnns okay fine

you're forgiven

 

taebae
lmao hyung totally went soft mode just because joon hyung called him "love"

 

pinkseok
as if you don't feel the same when jimin calls you "puppy"

 

taebae
i honestly get BOTH soft and turned on everytime he calls me that

it depends on his tone of voice though

 

pinkseok
oh god i don't need to know THAT

 

suqua
for a second i thought you'll say "i'd rather sleep WITH you"

cuz we all know what THAT meant

 

momomonie
PLS LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THIS

SEOKJIN'S NIECE IS BESIDE ME IF SHE FINDS OUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS I'M SCREWED

 

suqua
oh

you mean we can't talk about YOU FUCKING SEOKJIN ????

: )))))

 

pinkseok
HE LITERALLY THREW HIS PHONE AT THE OTHER EMPTY COUCH

OMFG EVERYONE'S LOOKING AT HIM LIKE CRAZY

I'M TRYING NOT TO SHIT MYSELF FROM LAUGHING QUIETLY AAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

suqua
aaaaaaa it's good to tease joon like this

still so pure and innocent

 

pinkseok
he'll be tainted soon enough ; )

 

taebae
please give me a go signal if you need the apartment alone

thank you very much

 


 

[ Family Gay ]

 

chimcheroo
that's it

i'm so fucking tired

 

bunkook
if the companies wouldn't even scout us imma end up kicking someone's ass

 

hoeseok
you two did great

you'll get picked dw

 

momomonie
how was it?

 

taebae

here's the video !!

 

momomonie
omfg you changed your hair color just for this showcase, jimin?

 

chimcheroo
yep

i thought thst i finally needed to change my hair color

something that stands out

so orange tangerine it is

 

pinkseok
i suddenly want to dye my hair again

 

suqua
i can recommend you to some hair salons

we can dye our hairs together

i needed a new color anyway

 

hoeseok
how about we ALL change our hair colors?

 

momomonie
that's actually not a bad idea?

maybe when me and seokjin hyung comes back

 

bunkook
how does it feel like to he stared by the whole kim family? :----)

 

momomonie
i can't believe you even had the urge to backread the convo

 

chimcheroo
it IS funny though

ahjussi must have said "ohhh so he's an apple user"

he's saying yes but his face is saying "what the actual fuck"

 

momomonie
thAT'S NOT HELPING????

 

pinkseok
he's getting nervous

he's actually trying his best to be 'bestfriends' with dad

 

suqua
does the mother approve? or likes him?

 

pinkseok
oh

OH

i forgot to tell you two

my mom's dead

 

hoeseok
holy-

what?

 

momomonie
the "going to the states" is just fake news

it's just a cover-up

 

suqua
how???

 

pinkseok
it's a long story akdnsf

you can just look me and joonie's convo once we get home

 

momomonie
i doubt i'll ever find it hyung

our convo sums up to more 500,000 texts already

 

chimcheroo
WTF WHAT

 

bunkook
i'm actually NOT surprised?

i mean, they aren't really seeing each other so they rely on texts

 

momomonie
it's hard to even keep track on what we're talking about back then

we often have these 2am sessions

 

hoeseok
2am sessions?

 

taebae
what the hell is that?

 

momomonie
we talk about philosphical things at 2am

 

suqua
OKAY NOW I KNOW WHY YOU ALWAYS SLEEP DURING OUR MUSIC CLASS

DO YOU EVEN KNOW HARD IT IS TO TRY AND KEEP YOU AWAKE

 

momomonie
PINCHING ME ON MY NIPPLES IS /NOT/ THE BEST WAY TO WAKE ME UP YOU ASS

I END UP SCREAMING IN THE MIDDLE OF A LECTURE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOONGI

 

chimcheroo
I'M ACTUALLY LAUGHING AKFNSNNX

SHIT I WISH I WAS THERE

 

pinkseok
pinch his nose too

he told me that it makes his nose itch whenever someone does that : " )

he'll end up rubbing his nose all day

 

suqua
i feel offended all of a sudden

how come i did not even know this?

 

momomonie
i'd rather not get myself killed by my own roommate and bestfriend tyvm

 

suqua
well then

i'm excited to see you home again joon :---)

treat it as a welcome home gift from your best hyung ^^

 

momomonie
best hyung my ass

aND WHY ARE YOU EXPOSING ME JIN I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS AKDNSNFD

 

bunkook
that's love, hyung

 

suqua
ASSHOLE I DID NOT RAISED YOU UP TO GET THIS DISRESPECC FROM YOU

 

hoeseok
casually plays the You Raise Me Up song

 

chimcheroo
it's actually The Prayer but okay

 

momomonie
LOVE? YOU CALL THAT LOVE, JUNGKOOK?

I THINK THE FUCK NOT???

THIS IS BETRAYAL

 

pinkseok
love you babe < 3

 

momomonie
that kiss on the cheek is not going to make things right u n u

 

suqua
what the

did you just used an emoji?

A KOREABOO EMOJI?

 

momomonie
what do you expect me to do?

picture my expression instead?

 

hoeseok
that would actually make my day

 

pinkseok
me and joon are going off for a while

we're heading foe the dining hall so yeap

 

momomonie
wish me luck ya'll

mr. kim better accept me despite my choice of phone brand

 

taebae

Chapter Text

[ Family Gay ]

 

momomonie
i've never...

ever been so violeted in my entire life...

just because i have an apple iPhone

i remembered those times...

when people used to love apple iPhones...

people would do everything to get that shit

yet i have to do this...

eat as much melons as possible...

just to compensate for my lack of better choice of phone brand.......

 

suqua
i take it that mr. kim doesn't like you

 

pinkseok
oh he LOVES him alright

he's just being a dick as usual that he has to make him eat melons just to "return" the favor of not buying an iMelon gadget

 

momomonie
i think all i'll ever see on my poo later on are melon things

 

hoeseok
TMI i'm eating here you walking melon

 

taebae
how did dinner ended though?

 

pinkseok
it all went well

my dad likes him, so is my grandparents

hyung's happy cuz he gets to have someone he likes philosophy as well

also someone he wants to debate with cuz he's a lawyer and namjoon's good at debating

but yeah joonie has to eat melons just to satisfy dad

 

momomonie
i'm starting to think if your dad has this unusual love for melons

 

pinkseok
he kind of has

why do you think he named his company iMelon?

 

bunkook
which is the reason why the building even has the same color a melon has

 

momomonie
what even

 

suqua
what did mr. kim told you about him?

 

pinkseok
"i like him. he's smart."

 

hoeseok
seriously? just because he's smart?

 

pinkseok
"he looks like a foreigner though. that's a plus point."

 

chimcheroo
iconic

 

pinkseok
he was thrilled that i have an exotic looking boyfriend

he likes things and people that are unique

i mean, mom's unique so that makes sense i guess

 

suqua
they weren't any violent reactions when you announced that you're gay?

 

momomonie
his niece tbvh

she's the only one who reacted

but not negatively

she just said "what's gay?" and seokjung hyung has to talk to her for 30 mins just to explain it to her

mind you it was hard to tell a kid about gayness when the kid's only 5

 

pinkseok
poor hyung he has to ask namjoon any other word for gay or anything gay related

he looked like he wants to cry

 

chimcheroo
what about dahee noona?

 

pinkseok
too busy changing diapers with jeonu

 

suqua
your niece's younger sibling?

 

pinkseok
yep

they're quite active

 

hoeseok
how active is active?

fuck the living daylights 24/7 or just fucking every other day?

 

taebae
there's no in between?

 

bunkook
when it comes to him, nothing is in between

 

pinkseok
lmao probably fucking every other day

 

momomonie
how's the showcase though?

did they announced who's the winner?

 

chimcheroo
i WAS about to announce but

guess what

ME, HOSEOK AND JUNGKOOK WERE CHOSEN

AKJDJSNXNSJNXJS

 

momomonie
OMFG

FOR REAL?

 

hoeseok
yup

and apparently since they were chosen, it means that our songs were chosen

 

suqua
we still don't know which company would choose us though

if ever more than one company chooses us, we'll be the ones to decide which company to enter

 

pinkseok
are you automatically a trainee if ever?

 

suqua
i think so

although i hope i'm not an idol

i'd rather be the producer or composer

behind the scenes sort of thing

 

bunkook
now where's the fun in that hyung? :(

 

momomonie
may i remind you that he's never good in dancing

and idols are required to dance A LOT

 

suqua
look who's talking here

i wonder who got his own finger broken by his own body when he danced during PE

 

pinkseok
oh wow

god of destruction indeed

 

momomonie
kandjsnnx hYUNG

 

taebae
@pinkseok hyung teacher byun talked to me earlier

one of the CEOs who watched the dance majors' showcases heard a rough demo of one of our songs

he wanted us to train under the music company

 

pinkseok
wAIT REALLY?

WHICH ONE

 

taebae
Even if I Die, It's You

 

hoeseok
the title itself says it all omfg

 

pinkseok
THAT WAS THE ROUGHEST DEMO WE EVER MADE ????

 

taebae
yeah buT APPARENTLY HE LIKED IT

 

chimcheroo
my bOI AND HYUNG ARE TALENTED AS FUCK I AM SUCH A FUCKING PROUD BOYFRIEND

 

bunkook
before you even fucking brag you should tell us which company wanted them

 

suqua
i'm interested at this rough demo of yours

 

momomonie
whatever it is, it must be a masterpiece

 

chimcheroo
iT IS !!

CHECK THIS OUT

Even if I Die, It's You.mp3

 

hoeseok
shit that's good quality music

 

momomonie
told you it's good

 

taebae
bighit entertainment !!

bang sihyuk was interested !!

 

pinkseok
oMFG ?????

THAT'S THE SISTER COMPANY OF OUR MODELLING AGENCY

 

suqua
before i congratulate

i just want to say

taehyung your voice is deep as fuck

 

taebae
i.. get that a lot akfnjsnxs

 

chimcheroo
hOW DARE YOU DISRESPECC MY BOYFRIE

 

suqua
i wasn't finished yet you dwarf

 

chimcheroo
eCCUSE ME?

 

suqua
correct your spelling first before i even excuse you

 

hoeseok
wow that stings

 

suqua
seokjin on the other hand sounded like you pinched your nose and sang

 

momomonie
Do You Want To Lose A Finger Yoongi?

 

pinkseok
i'm not even sure if i take it as a compliment or not

 

suqua
when will the two of you even let me finish jfc no wonder you two are soulmates

anyway

because of those comments that i told you, it actually helps the song to be better?

i mean the melody fits your voices which makes the song unique and very catchy

 

pinkseok
why thanks yoongi

now that's something from an unbiased producer

 

suqua
who composed and produced it?

 

taebae
the both of us

bang-pd nim told me that he also picked three dancers from the showcase he wanted to scout as trainees

 

hoeseok
*crosses fingers that it's jungkook and jimin*

 

bunkook
*crosses fingers that it's jimin and hoseok*

 

chimcheroo
*crosses fingers that it's me, hoseok and jungkook because you two are humble shits so why not the three of us instead*

 

momomonie
tbvh i'd rather get picked by bighit than the other three

some said that the three companies (sm, jyp, and yg) treats their trainees as robots

IDK IF THAT'S TRUE THOUGH

 

chimcheroo
we never really know

but yeah i want bighit cuz it's the sister company of our modelling agency

i think i'm already familiar with the employees under the bighit

 

hoeseok
we never really know

but to those who wishes to be picked by bighit then pls raise your dicks

 

bunkook
you have got to be fucking kidding me, seok

 

hoeseok
****hands****

#sorrynotsorry

 

suqua
sighs

 

momomonie

 

pinkseok

 

suqua
*raises hands*

 

bunkook
iconic as usual, yoongi hyung

 

chimcheroo

 

taebae
well that makes us all bighit trainee wannabes akdjjsc

 

momomonie
the only difference is that you and seokjin are automatically trainees of bighit

 

pinkseok
ajdjsjjxjsjdsd i almost hit my mario plushie

 

momomonie
you LITERALLY threw the whole thing across the bedroom, love

 

taebae
poor mario :((

 


 

 


 

[ Family Gay ]

 

chimcheroo
@pinkseok i'm a bit confused??

why are you even eating a fucking huge lobster alone when you have namjoon hyung with you

@momomonie aren't you in the mansion?

 

momomonie
i went out for a jog??

 

bunkook
it's 5:30 in the afternoon?

 

pinkseok
he also wanted to take a look around the mansion grounds

 

taebae
that i can understand why he wants to

the mansion's whole grounds is pretty big

 

suqua
it could have been mistaken as hogwarts

 

hoeseok
hogwarts is a freaking castle and is located by the mountains yoongi

who the heck are you even fooling here

 

suqua
I KNOW NOTHING OF HARRY POTTER CAN YOU NOT EVEN BLAME ME FOR THAT

 

pinkseok
the lobster's delicious though

i ended up eating it all myself

 

momomonie
which i expect you to end up in

i don't really like to eat lobster as a snack

dinner maybe yes

btw why the fuck is your garden like a maze?

 

hoeseok
bITCH VOLDEMORT'S GONNA APPEAR

YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE CEDRIC DIGGORY AODJSKXNNSCS

 

pinkseok
jesus there's no fog out here hoseok

and don't be exaggerating

 

bunkook
coughs says the one who cried because joon hyung gave him a mario chibi figurine in which he used to hate but now he loves it more than ever coughs

 

pinkseok
shady brat i won't cook for you by the time me and joonie go home tomorrow

 

suqua
i can't believe there's even a lobster there

how rich are you even?

 

taebae
are you seriously asking that?

 

suqua
not really

 

momomonie
HYUNG

LOVE

SEOKJIN

I'M LOST

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE EXIT AOFJISJJSNNFS

 

pinkseok
yup i figured

your scream has been heard from my bedroom

 

chimcheroo
OMFG YOUR BEDROOM AS LIKE AT THE OTHER SIDE OF MANSION AND AWAY FROM THE GARDEN AND AT THE HIGHEST FLOOR

WERE YOU REALLY THAT SCARED NAMJOON HYUNG?

 

momomonie
IT'S HOSEOK'S FAULT

 

hoeseok
dUDE HARRY POTTER ISN'T EVEN REAL AND YET YOU IMAGINED VOLDEMORT WOULD APPEAR?

WHAT THE SHIT NAM

 

pinkseok
me and my butler are on our way

stay put babe

 

suqua
i caN'T BREATHE AODJEIFJSKDJJE

 


 


hoeseok

 


chimcheroo

 


 

[ Family Gay ]

 

pinkseok
@bunkook @chimcheroo @taebae @suqua @hoeseok

hOW FUCKING DARE YOU ALL

YOU DECIDED TO GO TO THE RESTO WHEN YOU PROMISED ME THAT /ALL/ OF US WOULD GO

FUCKING TRAITOR

 

suqua
WHY ARE WE EVEN MAD AT ME AND HOSEOK?

WE WERE JUST INVITED BY JUNGKOOK AODJSNNXS

 

pinkseok
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GO TO THE RESTO WITH ALL OF YOU AND YET ALL I GET IS TO SEE YOUR SNAPS THAT YOU WENT THERE WITHOUT US

 

bunkook
we want to show hoseok and yoongi the place

by the time you two get home THEN we go there again?

 

pinkseok
IT RUINS THE WHOLE POINT OF FIRST TIMES AKDJSJCJJSNFJSKCJJS

 

momomonie
YOU MADE SEOKJIN SULK COME ON AOFJSNFNSNCJSJXBS

YOU CAN'T DO THIS

 

chimcheroo
SORRY

WE CAN'T HELP IT EITHER AIFJWXN

WE WERE SO HUNGRY AS WELL AND HYUNG KNOWS BETTER THAT I SUCK AT MAKING FANCY DINNERS AND SHITS

I CAN ONLY MAKE BREAKFAST NOT LUNCH OR DINNER

 

momomonie
THAT'S WHY DELIVERIES EXISTS??

 

suqua
too lazy

 

momomonie
AND YOU STILL HAD THE AUDACITY TO GO TO THE RESTO WHEN YOU CAN JUST DIAL UP AND SPEAK?

 

hoeseok
WE JUST WANT TO EAT OKAY LET US BE JFC

 

taebae
i knew snapping it would be a bad idea

 

pinkseok
SO YOU PLANNED ON HIDING IT FROM US?

 

taebae
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT OAJFJSJXJSJ

 

hoeseok
you kinda made it look like it tae

 

taebae
HELP A GUY OUT OKAY

 

pinkseok
DON'T EXPECT ME TO COOK FOR YOUR SORRY ASSES BY THE TIME WE GET HOME YOU PIECES OF SHITS

 

chimcheroo
hAVE MERCY HYUNG

WE'RE SORRY

WE REALLY ARE

 

suqua
what did you even wanted so badly on that place anyway, seokjin?

 

pinkseok
those cool machines that you three were so amazed at

i actually want to have that in the dorm

 

hoeseok
then why do you want all of us to go?

 

pinkseok
so that you guys can choose and i'll treat ya'll

unfortunately

you went without me and joon so

 

hoeseok
......

 

suqua
JEON JUNGKOOK

 

bunkook
aGAIN I'M SORRY

ME, JIMIN AND TAE WOULD PAY BE THE ONES PAYING FOR BOTH THE FOOD AND THE MACHINE THINGIES

 

chimcheroo
yEah

 

pinkseok
that would not suffice

 

hoeseok
how about me and yoongi would be buy you and joon free tickets to jeju? we could give it to you on your birthday

 

suqua
wait wHAT

jEJU?

 

hoeseok
i have a friend in jeju, she can help me so shut up

 

pinkseok
deal

 

momomonie
wait seriously?

 

suqua
well....

okay fine hoseok has a point

seokjin DID planned to buy us these cool machines yet we (or THEY, rather) broke so it's only fair that we give something in return

 

pinkseok
one condition

 

hoeseok
sure

 

pinkseok
make it 7 tickets to jeju

for all of us

on my birthday

 

chimcheroo
hyung

 

suqua
shit dON'T MAKE ME EMOTIONAL ALL OF A SUDDEN HYUNG

 

bunkook
now i truly feel guilty for being a little shit

 

taebae
same ; ;

 

pinkseok
i value our friendship pretty much

so yeah

 

momomonie
that's my boyfriend there you little turds

 

bunkook
i'm not even going to complain for the nickname

Chapter Text

[ Family Gay ]

 

bunkook
hyungs

pls tell me i'm not the only one who didn't got enough sleep because i don't know which company chose us

 

momomonie
technically me and seokjin couldn't get enough sleep either

except that it's not because of that

it's exhaustion from commuting from Gwacheon back to Seoul

remind me why we had to leave at 3am?

 

pinkseok
there's this thing called traffic, love

 

bunkook
i can't sit still

it's freaking me out

 

chimcheroo
YOU'RE freaking me out

i could barely even look at you because of how serious your face is

i'm afraid that even if i touch you, you'll go incredible hulk at me and i'd rather not end up like loki tyvm

 

taebae
we could play a game?

 

suqua
what do you propose to do then?

 

hoeseok
and where?

my schedule is free today and i ain't have classes

 

suqua
same goes for me and joon since we practically have the same sched except for psych and photography classes

 

taebae
i actually bought monopoly because i thought it'd be a fun game to play with the seven of us together

we can play here at our dorm since it's enough for more than 5 people

 

suqua
are you telling me you want our friendship to be ruined that easily

 

pinkseok
if you don't take the game at heart then yes

 

bunkook
this is better than sitting around and being all lazy

 

suqua
it's not a hard thing to do though

 

pinkseok
you practically do that everyday

it's not a surprise you're the mvp here in terms of being a lazy rock

 

momomonie
wait

what's monopoly?

 

chimcheroo
you joking right?

 

momomonie
uh no?

i mean you told me it's a board game but what KIND of board game is that?

 

hoeseok
nam

my bro

you have disappointed me

 

momomonie
i'M SORRY ?????

 

suqua
i bet you 50,000 won that your little sis knows the game

 

momomonie
why would i even bet on you if i know my sister as if i'm talking to my own self

 

suqua
wanna bet?

 


 

[ private chat : kim.geo ]

 

momomonie
sis

geong-ah

you there?

 

kim.geo
just a minute oppa

give me a moment to like

fully process that your username pretty much makes it look like i'm calling someone who's younger than me

seriously why did you even chose to put -ie in the end?

 

momomonie
oh god is this what i get as a greeting from my dongsaeng?

 

kim.geo
kidding :)

wassup?

 

momomonie
how's mom and dad?

 

kim.geo
they're good

kinda uhm, active as always

 

momomonie
i suddenly feel sorry for you

but i changed my mind

 

kim.geo
mEANIE THAT WAS ONE TIME

 

momomonie
yeah sure

i ended up with not only a pee stain but a poop stain at my clothes either

remind me to never bring Rap Monster back there

 

kim.geo
you're mean, oppa :(((

you know how much i love rap monster

and seokjin oppa plus your other friends shouldn't even influence you bad things !!

 

momomonie
how the freak did you even know about him

 

kim.geo
there's this thing called social media dude

ofc i follow seokjin oppa

he's like

the "it" guy of south korea

he ain't called worldwide handsome for no reason

although i'm proud you got to get his handsome face and probably his dick the same size as his foot

 

momomonie
hOLY FUCK

YOU'RE BARELY 19 GEONGMIN

 

kim.geo
excuse you going 20 next month

and i'm mature enough to actually not joke about this

oppa i really am glad you found someone

 

momomonie
your research is fucking incredible what the hell

 

kim.geo
what can i say

i love science and apparently in love with geology

maybe that's the reason why mom named me after that

holy crap she might have seen my future

 

momomonie
ok back to topic

you know how to play monopoly?

 

kim.geo
HELL YEAH

I'M THE MVP ON THAT GAME

ME AND MY BESTFRIENDS WOULD ALWAYS PLAY THAT IN SCHOOL AND SOMETIMES EVEN HERE AT HOME

I ENDED GETTING THE WHOLE STREET WHERE THE GREEN AND BLUE PROPERTIES ARE AND I'M ONE RICH MOTHERFUCKER

 

momomonie
that makes

absolutely NO sense to me but i gotta go and cry

i just got 50,000 won less in my wallet now because of you

 

kim.geo
you made a bet with yoongi oppa about me if i know how to play monopoly or not didn't you

 

momomonie
yes

 

kim.geo
i thought you know me?

 

momomonie

i thought so too

 


 

[ Family Gay ]

 

suqua
thanks for the 50,000 won, joongles

 

pinkseok
you have to make a better nickname than that yoongi

 

suqua
it's funnier that way :))

 

momomonie
fuck now this reminds me that i should go back to ilsan and catch up with my family akfjjands

 

taebae
anyone up for a game of monopoly?

jiminnie just got home with chips, popcorn and sodas

 

hoeseok
oh fuck there is popcorn

be there in 25

 

suqua
you going there just for the popcorn?

 

hoeseok
i need a distraction too

apparently our sweetheart didn't do a great job in distracting only to give me headaches and nervous hands about the companies who chose us

i really wish bighit would be one of them

 

bunkook
wHY ARE YOU BLAMING ME?

YOU COULD HAVE /NOT/ TALKED TO ME???

 

hoeseok
i would have but i missed you

cuddle sessions while playing?

 

suqua
infront of them?

 

hoeseok
nobody's single here

so technically if one of them is jelly then they can just go mushy mush with their partner

 

chimcheroo
he got a point though

 

momomonie
okay but before i even join yoongi and hoseok to finally go out

someone better help me in playing

idek what the heck i should do

wait what would i even get from this game?

 

suqua
a ruined friendship

 

hoeseok
advanced business skills

 

chimcheroo
leveling up your die toss

 

bunkook
a sore throat from all the screaming because apparently an another player got the last property you needed

 

pinkseok
counting money professionally as if you're an entrepeneur

 

taebae
and a migraine to be the cherry on top ^^

 

momomonie
thanks i think i want to back out now

 

pinkseok
no, love

you would join us and play this game to clear our heads and distract ourselves

yoongi would you kindly drag my boyfriend to jimin's and tae's apartment for me?

 

suqua
sure thing

 

momomonie
tHIS IS ABUSE, BABE

 

pinkseok
this is what you call real friendship and relationships, babe

 


 

[ Family Gay ]

 

momomonie
i don't fucking get it

why the heck are we on our phones talking when we are already infront of each other?

 

chimcheroo
the thrill hasn't started yet

we only have the one station left and the last blue property that was next to the go stop

 

hoeseok
oh god if jungkook got the last blue war would come loose

 

taebae
no i truly believe that that blue property would end up to the hands of idk

the one with the least number of properties?

 

suqua
that would be you taetae

but technically you're the banker so you're not supposed to have a property lmao

 

taebae
this is totally fucking unfair though

this is namjoon hyung's first time playing and yet he already got most of the properties

when i played for the first time i barely even got a single property akdjjsnxnaf

 

momomonie
idek how to use these against you??

 

pinkseok
make them go bankcrupt babe

 

momomonie
how?

 

pinkseok
strip money off from them

but that would happen once you at least build a house or go hotel immediately

you gotta trade

with jungkook

 

bunkook
oh hell naw

 

suqua
okay if we look at it though

joon's got one red property WHICH you desprately needed sweetheart since it's the only thing you needed to have to complete it

and then you also have the last yellow property that namjoon needed

wouldn't it be a fair if you trade?

 

bunkook
yellow's the higher property hyung

i can't just give it to him

 

chimcheroo
it's better to have a complete property than having none, kookie

 

momomonie
ok i got a better analysis of this one finally

if i give you my red and you give me your yellow

you already have the money to have 4 houses each or actually a hotel for each property

from there you could actually earn more money?

 

bunkook
but from what i see you also have a lot of money to make a hotel as well

that would give me a downside since our properties are on the same street

 

hoeseok
why the fuck are you even arguing about this?

ya'll been talking about trading properties while i'm here in jail

the properties haven't been gone completely and yet i ended up getting arrested?

 

taebae
you'll prefer to go to jail though

 

hoeseok
that would be for LATER once all the cards had been bought by ya'll

liKE DUDE I NEED THAT ONE LAST STATION OKAY

 

pinkseok
no bitches

 

bunkook
hOLY SHIT??

 

pinkseok
i got the last blue property you assholes

how about we negotiate now, yoongi? :----)

 

suqua
give me your two sky blue properties then i'll give you the blue you needed

 

pinkseok
deal

 

hoeseok
THAT IS NOT FAIR AOFNAJXNS

 

bunkook
YOONGI ALREADY COMPLETED THE SKY BLUE AND THE FACILITIES

AND NOW SEOKJIN HYUNG HAS COMPLETED THE BLUE AND THE BROWN PROPERTIES?

WHAT THE FUCK?

 

chimcheroo
wHAT KIND OF MONOPOLY JEDI SHIT IS THIS

THAT CORNER IS FUCKING SCARY ALREADY

 

momomonie
babe i'll give you two thousand if you give me the last maroon

 

pinkseok
deal

i'll be needing the money to build a hotel anyway

 

hoeseok
JFC THAT IS BIAS

jUST LET ME HAVE THAT LAST STATION FOR FUCK'S SAKES

 

bunkook
SOMEONE SEND ME TO JAIL ALREADY

 

momomonie
well you could just give me the yellow then i'll give you the red

 

chimcheroo
go big or go home kook

you and hoseok are the only one who hasn't completed a property yet

oh wait nvm

 

hoeseok
fUCK YES BITCHES I FINALLY GOT THE STATIONS

 

chimcheroo
looks like it's only you

 

taebae
you gotta give it to him kook

 

bunkook
whY YOU GUYS AIN'T HELPING ME

WHAT ARE FRIENDS EVEN FOR?

 

suqua
i knew friendships would be ruined bc of this

 

hoeseok
i'm barely catching up so if i get bankcrupt my money and property would be yours

 

pinkseok
you gotta decide jungkookie

you're about to enter the last street :-----)

 

bunkook
oKAY FINE I'LL GIVE YOU MY YELLOW AKDNEXND

 

momomonie
now that's better

this is actually fun lmfao

 

bunkook
says the only one who has three completed properties out of all of us

 

taebae
someone's bitter : " )

 

bunkook
fuck off hyung

i better pray to the goddess of luck that i won't even land a single toe in those death traps

 


 

[ Family Gay ]

 

chimcheroo
nevermind

i was about to wish you goodluck but i think you really don't have any

 

pinkseok
RIP jeon jungkook

 

momomonie
that's right give me your property :-----)

 

bunkook
i fucking hate you joon hyung

 

suqua
i really told you guys that friendships would end by this game

 


 

[ Family Gay ]

 

hoeseok
tell me

how does one got so fucking lucky to the point that a beginner gets to be the richest and has the most properties

 

chimcheroo
i honestly didn't even expected yoongi hyung to last as long as seokjin and namjoon hyung with only the sky blue properties and facilities

 

taebae
this game depends on either luck or business trade deals

 

suqua
jimin how did you even thought that i'd win easily against not only seokjin but moni too?

imagine their properties against mine

 

bunkook
it would have been nice to cry

 


 

[ Family Gay ]

 

bunkook
now that it's all settled

and after an agonizing lose in monopoly from yours truly

i got a call from teacher byun

 

hoeseok
someone play the drum rolls

 

chimcheroo
on it

drumrolls.mp3

 

bunkook
biGHIT SM AND PLEDIS CHOSE US AODKSJXNNAJXJSJFJD

 

suqua
OH YEA BABY YA'LL KNOW WHAT TO CHOOSE FROM THERE NOW

 

pinkseok
are they aware on what we chose though?

 

bunkook
i already informed beforehand that we want to join bighit :))))

 

momomonie
are we going to meet them or something?

 

bunkook
actually

yeah we have to meed them tomorrow

bang sihyuk-nim's gonna give is a brief intro about the company and stuff, especially if we all are going to be trainees under his company

 

taebae
omfg i'm so excited

i'm excited to have our stage names too akfjjsnxs

 

suqua
we're not even sure if all of us would be in a group

and IF we ended up debuting

 

chimcheroo
we'll work twice as hard then

we're technically going to sacrifice our studies for this although i knew bighit would let us have online-tutoring and stuff

 

momomonie
we'll see tomorrow

we'll see

Chapter Text

[ Family Gay ]

 

momomonie
so

technically

we're gonna drop school

 

chimcheroo
in a GOOD way

 

momomonie
it still sounds horribly wrong

 

suqua
you're just worried because you're a study freak

 

pinkseok
what was that again, yoongi?

 

suqua
study freak

 

pinkseok
i dare you to call my boyfriend that again

 

suqua
study freKAJDOAJXKQJFHE

WHAT THE FUCK SEOKJIN

 

pinkseok
and that's hyung to you brat

 

hoeseok
do you REALLY have to kick him in the balls?

 

pinkseok
my legs are pretty long to catch my foot there

the table between us isn't an issue

 

bunkook
HYUNG

HIS POOR BALLS

 

pinkseok
i'm pretty sure he'll be able to make you pregnant still kook if that's what you're worried about

 

bunkook
IT'S NOT ??????

 

taebae
jfc why do you all have to be this childish

 

momomonie
i hope i ain't one of them

 

taebae
no hyung you're not

but seriously

bang-pd nim already finished discussing with us and he already left

so why the fuck do you guys have to go back talking to each other on your phones when we're already face to face with each other

 

suqua
too lazy to speak

 

chimcheroo
i'm honestly not surprised by that hyung

 

hoeseok
so i'm not sure if this is the first time it ever happened

but don't music companies like, have to see the kids train before even thinking which one would be grouped together to form a kpop group before debuting?

and yet bang-pd decided to have ALL of us in one group?

 

suqua
not to bring hate but why the fuck am i even a part of this akdjkwnfe

i wanted to just be a producer, not an idol

i prefer to work behind the scenes

 

bunkook
you can still pretty much do that hyung

i mean you, hoseok and namjoon hyung are mostly assigned to compositions

you and namjoon hyung are also assigned to help in producing

while the rest help in suggesting lyrics

 

suqua
i'd rather not let the world know me

 

momomonie
geez the reason why bang-pd wants you in the group bc he knows the group needs you as well

the group ain't balanced if there are only 2 rappers

jungkook is a potential rapper but he can already sing and dance

two is enough and i'm pretty much fine to not let his talent rub me square to the face

 

bunkook
rude much?

 

pinkseok
don't bother kookie

that's just his way of acknowleding you that you're actually quite talented

 

momomonie
no i'm not

 

bunkook
i know you're soft for me hyung don't worry

 

momomonie
i'm. not.

 

bunkook

 

momomonie
JUNGKOOK

 

chimcheroo
all teasing aside

our new manager told us to like

pack our bags cuz we're moving together into a new dorm

 

hoeseok
aren't we going to talk about stage names?

 

taebae
that'll be on an another chapter hyung

 

hoeseok
omfg FINALLY someone knows what's really going on

btw didn't you noticed that the author took such a long time to actually update, can't you believe that

 

taebae
she's just plain lazy i'm sure of it

i mean the draft is already tucked on her phone far too long

it's time to unleash the beast

 

hoeseok
hopefully the readers wouldn't get mad for updating slowly when there's only like 3 chapters away

 

suqua
what the heck are you talking about babe

 

chimcheroo
i'm pretty sure i didn't fed you any sweets, taetae

 

hoeseok
ffs why do you guys always think that we were crazy about breaking the fourth wall

 

bunkook
because there's no fourth wall?

wait what's a fourth wall

 

momomonie
hard to explain tbvh

but according to webster's

it is an imaginary wall (as at the opening of a modern stage proscenium) that keeps performers from recognizing or directly addressing their audience

 

bunkook
we're not in some kind of story or performance though

 

momomonie
we woud be once we get famous

i'm pretty sure our future fans would write stories about us

 

chimcheroo
tae baby

are you REALLY sure you didn't ate any chocolates today

 

taebae
for the love of God

 


 

[ Family Gay ]

 

suqua
okay

first and foremost

i need to make this clear before i even have any second thoughts about us moving in all together

does anyone of you know how to cook?

 

pinkseok
yoongi

look at me dead in the eye and tell me

do you not know that i took culinary course for the last 3 fucking years of my existance

 

suqua
aside from seokjin hyung

because i don't think he can accomodate cooking for 5 hungry brats

 

taebae
you think you're not a brat hyung?

 

hoeseok
he just hates to admit that he's one of those brats too

 

suqua
no i'm not...

 

bunkook
yes you obviously are

 

taebae
why even bother lyin to your two boyfriends hyung

 

suqua
shut it

 

chimcheroo
i can cook

jungkook also has a little knowledge about it cuz i have to teach that brat when seokjin was away in Gwacheon with namjoon hyung

 

momomonie
now you're blaming me for having your dorm almost getting lit up?

 

chimcheroo
i didn't said our dorm almost lit up though

it already lit up

 

pinkseok
WHAT

 


 

[ Family Gay ]

 

hoeseok
okay the dorm's not that bad

it's cozy for 7 people

 

chimcheroo
it's because you love being in small spaces

i'm not claustraphobic but the dorm's too small for 7 grown men

 

suqua
you actually had the audacity to WHINE about the space??

be lucky that they even bought a dorm for us, kid

 

chimcheroo
i'm just being critical here hyung

 

bunkook
how come there's only 4 bedrooms?

oh wait nevermind

there are two beds here

 

taebae
i saw one here that only has one bed

 

hoeseok
do we have room assignments?

 

momomonie
i think we do

who has the room assignments?

 

pinkseok
i do

but before i announce which and which are roommates

i just have to ask

why the fuck do i have yoongi as my roommate

 

suqua
and why the fuck can't i have my two boyfriends as my roommates

 

taebae
because you two are being an ass?

 

suqua
that's strike 2 from you taehyung

 

chimcheroo
lay a finger on him then i'll ballet my way to your and shove my toes in your asscrack

 

pinkseok
wait wait but

i don't see how this has to do with being roommates?

 

chimcheroo
quality time hyung

you two always fight

 

momomonie
i'm starting to think that you and yoongi fight often too

 

chimcheroo
it's more of like me fighting you hyung

 

hoeseok
i think the managers won't even let the two of you be roommates with any of us unless you two get settled in pretty nicely yoongi

 

suqua
we're not even fighting?

are we seokjin hyung?

 

pinkseok
never, yoongi

 

momomonie
you two are even worse than me when it comes to lying, love

 

pinkseok
aM NOT

 

bunkook
we do have receipts, hyung

btw namjoon hyung you're my roommate

 

momomonie
alright i'll leave half of the closet to yours

 

hoeseok
jiminnie, you're my roommate

 

chimcheroo
sure hyung

but what about taetae?

 

pinkseok
tHIS IS NOT FAIR

WHY DID TAE HAVE TO GO SOLO

 

taebae
uhm because they want me to?

and because i have a generously huge amount of clothes to hang so i get to have the biggest closet which i requested

i can't just fold my gucci polos like some normal branded clothing, hyung

 

chimcheroo
you don't want to be roommies with me? :((

 

taebae
i love to babe but you should get quality time with hoseok hyung too

 

hoeseok
in his defense though, we spend almost half of the day together because we're in the same class

 

taebae
well i want to have some me time too

i can call you babe if i ever needed cuddles

 

chimcheroo
okay fineee

hoseok hyung, do you mind letting me have the left side of the closet?

 

hoeseok
nope go ahead

 

suqua
well since we're stuck as roommates

i'd get the bed near the window

 

pinkseok
fuck no i claimed it first

 

suqua
i didn't saw your name on it?

 

pinkseok
i'm still in the middle of unpacking the groceries, yoongi

don't make me choke you with this eggplant i'm holding

 

suqua
as if you can

 

pinkseok
okay that's it

i've had enough with your shit

 

hoeseok
oh mY GOD SEOKJIN HYUNG

STOP

 


 

[ Family Gay ]

 

suqua
FUCK YOU SEOKJIN

I WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOWER FIRST YOU DICKHEAD

 

chimcheroo
what tf is going on

it's 9pm?

 

momomonie
apparently he and seokjin had the idea of taking a shower

but since we only have one shower, seokjin beat him to it

 

taebae
we really are in great need of two bathrooms

 

bunkook
no hyung

we only needed someone who can hold the two of them down at once and talk this through

especially about taking turns in showering

 

hoeseok
i think i know who can do that quite perfectly

 

momomonie
sighs

fine i'll go and plan the schedule

 


 

[ Family Gay ]

 

chimcheroo
"no couple would shower together" ??

now that's just plain cruel hyung

 

momomonie
if you think that you're the only one who doesn't want that then you're most definitely wrong

i want to shower with my love too you know

do you still think i'm cruel?

 

hoeseok
then why put that in the rules?

 

pinkseok
because it takes more time if couples have to take showers

knowing all of us, i'm pretty sure we'll end up fucking our lovers out in the shower

 

momomonie
exactly my point

 

bunkook
but shower sex are always the best : ((

 

taebae
if we don't have a schedule or practice though

basically shower sex only applies once we're in a break which i doubt would happen cuz we're still trainees

 

momomonie
you can still fuck each other in the bedroom for all you like

just please don't let your cum be on someone else's bed without consent

 

suqua
but why does seokjin hyung have to be the first one to take showers?

 

momomonie
because he's the fastest

 

pinkseok
AND the oldest you bratty rock

 

suqua
but why?

 

bunkook
hyung pls stop

i love you but i'm already the last one who'll take a shower and you're still whining for being second?

how does that even make me feel?

 

hoeseok
sweetheart's got a point, yoongi

 

suqua
ugh fine....

sorry baby

 

bunkook
if you want to apologize then do it right

 

chimcheroo
in what way?

 

hoeseok
cuddles

jungkook's a sucker for cuddles

especially from yoongi's

 

momomonie
now that pretty much settles it

before i even go to seokjin hyung's i also have an announcement

practice tomorrow starts at 5am sharp

vocal line would be at the dance studio while rapper line would go immediately producing studio

 

suqua
for fuck's sakes

5am?

 

taebae
shut UP yoongi hyung

Chapter Text

[ Family Gay ]

 

suqua
ya'll

manager hyung told us that we should talk about our stage names

bang-pd already has a few stage names for us

and as an advance warning @bunkook, you wouldn't like it if i say so myself

 

bunkook
how come i wasn't even aware???

 

suqua
he told me and namjoon

so ya'll up for discussion?

 

momomonie
i don't have a stage name yet so we can talk about yours

 

suqua
who wants first?

 

bunkook
let me have it first cuz i don't think i can handle the suspense of what my stage name might be

 

suqua
seagull


taebae
pardon?

 

suqua
seagull

bang-pd suggested to have your stage name as

seagull

 

chimcheroo
AHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

 


bunkook
wHAT

FUCK NO?

 

hoeseok
ME AND JIMIN ARE LAUGHING OUR ASSES OF I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS BABE

 

bunkook
yeah no kidding hyung

you're heard all over the whole fucking dorm

 

pinkseok
well

i think seagull's not bad?

 

hoeseok
you're as bad as the two of us hyung

you're barely holding your laugh

 

pinkseok
i'm not even there with you two?

 

chimcheroo
but we're neighbors

and i could never guess wrong on who has the windshield laugh

 

pinkseok
do you want to die, jimin

 

bunkook
i would NOT have seagull as my stage name

that is SO UNCOOL

HOW THE HECK DID BANG-PD EVEN ENDED UP WITH THIS NAME

 

momomonie
according to what he told us

it's because you're from busan and seagulls are pretty well known in busan

 

bunkook
so does that mean jimin gets to be seagull 2.0?

 

chimcheroo
BEFORE EVERYONE EVEN SAYS YES

MAY I REMIND EVERYONE THAT I WAS BORNED IN BUSAN FIRST

SO I SHOULDN'T BE THE 2.0 HERE

 

momomonie
jimin you're not even having seagull as a stagename

 

chimcheroo
i don't?

 

bunkook
he doesn't?

 

taebae
then what?

 

momomonie
well

it's either you keep your name OR have chim as your stage name

 

bunkook
tHAT IS NOT FAIR

HOW COULD HE GET THE LIBERTY TO RETAIN HIS REAL NAME

 

pinkseok
jungkook you could still have your name as your stagename

so please stop making a fuss about it

 

chimcheroo
i'll go with jimin instead

it sounds more normal than chim

and i already have that as my username so one is enough

 

suqua
i believe taetae already has a stage name he wanted cuz bang-pd told me that it wasn't necessary for him to come up with a name

 

taebae
yup!

i told him i'd go with V since i always and i love to do V signs

 

hoeseok
that's actually a cool stage name

 

pinkseok
what do you have as your stage name hobi?

 

hoeseok
well definitely something not slutty as my username

which reminds me i should like renew my account again cuz i can't afford to have my reputation ruined

aaanndddd it's either hobi or J-Hope because i am everyone's hope!

 

momomonie
no you're not

 

hoeseok
shut the fuck up

anyway i think i'll go with J-Hope cuz it sounds cooler

 

bunkook
pls

tell bang-pd that i'll have jungkook as my stage name

i couldn't continue my life like this being called after a bird

 


suqua
i already told him that you wouldn't have seagull so i decline that name and told him to retain your real name like jimin's

 

bunkook
I LOVE YOU BABE

 

taebae
what do you have as your stage name, yoongi hyung?

 

suqua
suga

mainly because i have the palest skin

 

chimcheroo
no kidding

i thought you'll include being sweet because that is NEVER the case

 

suqua
i can be sweet if i wanted to brat

unfortunately for you

you don't deserve my sweetness

 

chimcheroo
let me barf real quick

 

suqua
yOU LITTLE SHIT

 

pinkseok
now now

we need to settle this matter

taehyung - V

jimin - Jimin

jungkook - Jungkook

hoseok - J-Hope

yoongi - Suga

me - Jin

namjoon - ??

 

hoeseok
ohhhh jin is a cool name !!

 

pinkseok
it was namjoon who first called me jin so i HAVE to use it

 

chimcheroo
i want to barf

 

pinkseok
you really wanted to die early don't you jimin?

 

suqua
i'm more than willing to help

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
love

you're the only one who doesn't have a stage name yet

is there something wrong?

 

momomonie
yeah of course

everything's fine!

i was just too busy thinking of a cool stage name that's all

 

pinkseok
even through text i could still tell that you're lying to me

don't make me go to your room to even prove of my guess

tell me, what's wrong?

 

momomonie
you know me too well

 

pinkseok
we're together for like almost a year now

i'm pretty sure i'll be a bad boyfriend if i don't know you well enough

 

momomonie
okay it's just that

i like what bang-pd suggested as my stage name

but i think it's just too exaggerating as well?

 

pinkseok
what IS your supposed to be stage name?

 

momomonie
promise me you won't laugh

 

pinkseok
i swear on my mario pyjamas

 

momomonie
rap monster

.....

yOU'RE LAUGHING

 

pinkseok
NO I'M NOT

 

momomonie
I LOVE YOU BUT JIMIN'S RIGHT

NO ONE WOULD EVER MISTOOK YOUR WINDSHIELD LAUGH AS SOMEONE ELSE'S

 

pinkseok
YOU WON'T EAT FOR A MONTH I DARE YOU

 

momomonie

love you

 

pinkseok
ugh my heart

fuck you for making me these weak by just your selca

i hate you

 

momomonie
now you actually felt my pain everything YOU post a selca in snapchat

and yeah it's actually UNIQUE but too exaggerating

i guess he's just too impressed with how i rap

 

pinkseok
but monster?

seriously out of ALL the nouns he could use

 

momomonie
it's just temporary so i'm really thinking of a stage name that would actually mean ME

i just don't want rap monster because i'm good in rapping (or so they say)

 

pinkseok
shut up everyone loves your raps and you're fucking great at it

 

momomonie
and i only wanted initials like tae's

i already asked his permission if i could have initials like his so that he's aware

 

pinkseok
aww my baby being a responsible boy and wouldn't even plagiarise someone else's idea

i'm proud of you love

 

momomonie
so right now, i've wasted two scratch papers back to back only to end up still with nothing

it's frustrating me

 

pinkseok
you could just use namjoon, love

namjoon's a sexy name

 

momomonie
flattery won't get you anywhere, babe

 

pinkseok
yes it does

don't fool me here babe

i could even make you beg

 

momomonie
that.... is so kinky....

 

pinkseok
TOTALLY not my intention but we can turn it into one :------)

 

momomonie
later babe

but focus??

 

pinkseok
i AM serious about having namjoon as your stage name

or do you want nam?

maybe joon? joon's unique and cool too

 

momomonie
it would have been cool if i was borned in june too

 

pinkseok
did you just made a pun

 

momomonie
cherish it

 

pinkseok
i so fucking am

but seriously!!

namjoon!!

or nam!!

or joon!!

 

momomonie
it still doesn't look right :((

 

pinkseok
you are making this VERY difficult for the both of us

 

momomonie
i know i know sighs

can't help it if i admire aesthetics and uniqueness

 

pinkseok
hmm

well what do you want to have in your name?

 

momomonie
uniqueness

simplicity

yet once you look further and see the true meaning of those initials, it means something more than just what it looks like

 

pinkseok
sweetie even from that alone is too deep for me

 

momomonie
i just want a stage name that shows the real me ya know?

or maybe by just the initials, if you break it down and look at the words behind those initials, they'd be able to see me

 

pinkseok
shit babe

BABE

OMFG BABE

I GOT IT

 

momomonie
wait really?

 

pinkseok
RM

YOUR STAGE NAME SHALL BE RM

 

momomonie
and what does rm mean?

rap monster?

 

pinkseok
hECK NO

well maybe, yes

bUT HECK TO THE NO

RM MEANS REAL ME

 

momomonie
....

extraordinary

 

pinkseok
PLEASE BE PROUD OF MY GENIUS

 

momomonie
i love you

 

pinkseok
THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED

i mean i love you too

BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED !!!

 

momomonie
i'll be there in your room in 5 minutes

make sure to kick yoongi out cuz i don't think he can handle seeing the two of us cuddle

 

pinkseok
omfg yes pleass

 


 

[ Family Gay ]

 

suqua
the disrespecc i recieve in this fucking dormitory

getting kicked out of my own roommate

and now i ended up outside of my shared room

where's my fucking lawyer and justice

 

pinkseok
don't be too exaggerating

 

suqua
you KICKED ME

OUT OF MY ROOM

 

bunkook
baby just stop whining and come here instead

namjoon hyung left me so you replace him

 

hoeseok
can i come?

 

bunkook
YES PLEASE HYUNG

 

chimcheroo
now you just left me alone :((

 

taebae
babe ^^

 

chimcheroo
ON MY WAY

 

momomonie
guys

i already have a stage name

 

suqua
this better be good

you kicked me out

 

taebae
i'm excited to know ! ^^

 

momomonie
it's RM

 

chimcheroo
what does it mean?

 

pinkseok
real me

 

hoeseok
OH SHIT