T’was a secret in eyebrows chat
One of the members was a small brown rat
Smarter than all
She typed with paws so small
And no one had caught on to just that
Until one night
Nat, joked and made light
She said, one of the eyebrows was a rat
And just tell us they said, who in this chat--
is small and brown and shaped like a rat?
Everyone laughed at such a joke
For surely they would have noticed if the truth she spoke
Nat just grinned and pointed her nose in the air
You’d never guess, and on that I swear.
They searched, and wheedled, but she never broke
Nat said her goodbyes
Hopped down from her desk, confident in her half lies
Her whiskers twitched in amusement as she cuddled up with ratty
She loved her human friends but they were truly batty,
Of course she was the rat, there was only one who could be so wise.