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"I'm looking at pictures of you right now."

"What a pervy way to say hello, Rand. What am I wearing?"

"Yes, about that… You know they already cast the next Doctor Who, right?"

"I love that you know that, fanboy."

"Shut up… You look really good, by the way."

"Eh. Thanks."

"So is this some kind of mid-life crisis manifesting itself as a super hot makeover?"

"I just got a fucking haircut!"

"And you've always been hot."

"…I can't be Doctor Who?"

"'Fraid not."

"Damn. I was kinda hoping you'd be my companion."

"One does not preclude the other, Gale."