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In Which Iida Opens The Gates Of Hell (Sadly,On Hold.)

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Iida created ‘1-A Group Chat’

 


Iida added +18 persons to the chat

Kaminari: Yoooooo lit

Iida kicked Kaminari out of the chatroom

Iida is now ofline

Jirou: Goddammit

Jirou added Kaminari to the chat

Uraraka: What the fuck is this

Midoriya: JDJSUEIW URARAKA NO

Bakugou: I can’t belive that floaty face dropped the first f bomb before me wtf

Kirishima: Baku be nice pls

Bakugou: fuck you

Kirishima: maybe later

Bakugou: JWKAKJALAL

Jirou and Kaminari is now offline

Yaoyorozu,Todoroki and 3 others is now online

Yaoyorozu changed their name to “Yaomomo”

Todoroki changed Yaomomo’s name to “Yomama”

Todoroki changed their name to “Yopapa”

Yomama: jdjwkwkwkqkw

Mina: WHAT kind of relationship goal is this sjeiowksnznnfksns

Midoriya: a good one

Yopapa: thank

Yomama: jdkskskskak

Yopapa: ;)

Sero changed their name to “ Taperman”

Mina changed their name to “Alien”

Tooru changerd their name to “Who?”

Uraraka changed Midoriya’s name to “SmallMight”

SmallMight: W H A T

Uraraka: It suits you

Yopapa:

SmallMight: Shouto did you told Ochako about your goddamn theory!?

Yopapa: maybe...

Iida is now online

Iida: I leave for 5 minutes

Uraraka: everyone else is just lurking.....judging us...

Asui and Tokoyami is now online

Asui changed their name to “TheRarestPepe”

Tokoyami changed their name to “Edgy”

TheRarestPepe: Lmao stop lurking bitches

Edgy: and you guys tell me Im the edge lord wtf

Uraraka changed their name to “Ur-anus”

Ur-anus: ;)

SmallMight: ieoaoakjaklaka

Yopapa: you broke him

Ur-anus: what

SmallMight: Shouto shut

Iida changed their name to “Runnin'”

Runnin': ;)

SmallMight: Tenya how c o u l d y o u?

Runnin': ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SmallMight: Tenya Istg I will add Hatsume

Runnin': WAIT NO

SmallMight: Then shut

Ur-anus: wait what about Hatsume?

Runnin': IDK what areyou talking about

Ur-anus: what.

Runnin': what.

Bakugou changed their name to “Gaybomb”

Kirishima changed their name to “Hard”

Hard:

Gaybomb:

Ur-anus: nice

SmallMight: nice

Runnin': nice

Yomama: nice

Yopapa: nice

Alien: nice

Who?: nice

Taperman: nice

TheRarestPepe: nice 

Edgy: nice

Ur-Anus: In this household we support our friends

Hard: jsjsjsksksk ily guys

Alien: we love u too Kiri!!

Who?: #protecteijirou2kforever

Gaybomb: rt if u agree

Ur-Anus: rt

Yomama: rt

Alien: rt

Who?: rt

Yopapa: rt

SmallMight: rt

Taperman: rt

TheRarestPepe: rt

Edgy: rt

Runnin': rt + please go to sleep Aizawa’s going to kick our asses tmw

Gaybomb: g’night you fuckerz

 

 

 

 

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“Ochako’s Bitches”

Runnin: Okay who changed the chatroom name?

Ur-Anus: Iida I swear it wasn’t me snsjsjjsks

Gaybomb: I did

Ur-Anus: No u didnt

Ur-Anus: You should have made it ‘Ochako’s a bitch’ or smh

Gaybomb: IF I TOLD YOU I DID IT FLOATY FACE THEN I DID IT

Ur-Anus: WHY THO?

Gaybomb: Because I respect you?

Ur-Anus: WAIT W H A T

Gaybomb: Well,meeting the grapefucker in this school and our fight in the sports festival made me feel things??? and I was like ' ur fucking gay ass respects woman u bitch'

Gaybomb: So I respect every girl in our class??

Gaybomb: *@every girl at our class* You’re doing amazing sweetie

Ur-Anus: Wha

Gaybomb: Im also taking every girl in our class under my protection aganist grapefucker

Gaybomb: also stop lurking

Yomama: IM CRYING THERE IS LEGIT TEARS ON MY FACE

Jirou changed their name to Jackpot

Jackpot: bITCH me ToO the FUCk??

Who?: IM

Alien: Blessed by Bakaboo

Gaybomb: I’ll let that slide Mina for once

Alien: Understandable have a gay day

Alien: fuck I meant great

Gaybomb: HAVE YOU SEEN MY NAME MINA??

Alien: k

Ur-Anus: but why my name tho?

Gaybomb:  binch because I would die 4 u

 Hard: rt if u die for Ochako, rt

SmallMight: rt

Gaybomb: rt

Yomama: rt

Yopapa: rt

TheRarestPepe: rt

Alien:  rt

Who?: rt

Jackpot: rt

Runnin: rt

Ur-Anus: awwww u guys

Runnin: I highly recommend you guys put away ur phones Aizawa's coming.

Alien: oh shi

 

 

*they're on lunch break bc author is hungry and wants pizza*

 

 

Alien: Okay Todo I know you never eaten pizza before because of ur asshole father bUT ITS NOT HOW YOU EAT IT

TheRarestPepe: Momo ur boyfriend broke

Ur-Anus: Shouto, what the fuck?

Yopapa: Grapefucker is looking at our way

Yopapa: most important Hes looking @Momo

Ur-Anus: Understandable,but why are you eating a pizza slice WITH A FORK AND A K N I F E??!!?

Yopapa: OCHAKO HE NEEDS TO KNOW IM ARMED

Ur-Anus: SHOUTO YOU LITTERALY HAVE FUCKING POWERS IF HE TRIES ANYTHING YOU CAN FUCKING KILL HIM???

Yopapa: shit u right,thanks sis

Ur-Anus: No prob,bro

SmallMight: Guys, Momo is so red rn

Alien: Oh SHIT SHE GOT UP

Yopapa: preTTY GIRL WA I T

 

 


Gaybomb: Holy fucking shit

Hard: damn Shouto ur gf is so cool

Yopapa:

Ur-Anus: YOU ROCK MOMO

Alien: JSJSJSJAJA HOLY SH IT MOMO

Jackpot: #blessedbymomo

TheRarestPepe: I own Momo my life

SmallMight: guys SCATTER AIZAWAS COMING

Ur-Anus: #Expelgrapefucker

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“In This Household We Hate Grapes”

 

Jackpot: And I all want for christmas~

Billwheyy: is you~

Yopapa: a new dad pls I’ve been asking the same thing for 10 years now

Ur-Anus:   my family and friends to be healty and loved in this cold,dark and dangerous place that we call ‘earth’ and live have a happily literally hell that we call ‘life’

Gaybomb: The boy of my dreams Eijirou Kirishima or the sweet realese of death

Yomama: Jesus Fucking Christ

Yomama: are u guys o kay?

Hard: what

Alien: WHAT

Who?: what

Taperman: wHat

Billwheyy: what.

Billwheyy: aren’t we just singing the song?

Jackpot: yes we are?

Taperman: goddammit Denki

Alien: fuckin dammit

Who?: so close yet so far away

Jackpot: what the fuck are u guys talking about

Hard: there is no hope for them

Alien: wait a fucking minute

Alien: MOMO SAID FUCK!! MOMO SAID FUCK!!

Who?: QUEEN OF SAYING FUCK!!

Taperman: BEING A QUEEN WHILE SAYING FUCK!!!

Gaybomb: I’m not o kay but I’m pretty o gay

Hard: babe u already have me?

Gaybomb: I know I still can’t belive it

Hard: jdkkkskjejaiajsl

SmallMight: I still can’t belive that Kacchan is soft

Gaybomb: oh fuck you

SmallMight: u have a boifriend, we can’t

SmallMight: and sadly Im not interested in bois

SmallMight: don’t get me wrong all of u are pretty handsome

Hard: can confirm

SmallMight: our local Gay overlord seems to agree with me

Hard: anyways Katsuki ur not going anywhere

Hard: I can’t take care of the childwen alone

Gaybomb: the what now?

Alien: Father

Billwheyy: Father

Taperman: Daddy

Gaybomb: Yes hello this is my Daughter Mina , my son Denki. W-what I don't have another son? What the fuck is  a Hanta?

Taperman:

Hard: dude u asked for it

Alien: The Bakusquad is now The Bakufam

Hard: if Katsuki and I have a child they would be the most cutest thing

Alien: My bois are planning long term c o n f i r m e d

Hard: if Katsuki wants to

Gaybomb: I DO

Gaybomb: I’m going to husband u so hard

Hard: Being hard at everything is my job?

Hard: So I’m going to Husband you HARD

Gaybomb: hnnnnnNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

Billwheyy: is he having a stroke

Gaybomb: hhhhhhhhhHhhHHHHHNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

Billwheyy: he seems like hes having a stroke

Hard: babe stay w/us

Gaybomb: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE YOU?!

Hard: You simply existed ~

Hard: Katsuki?

Hard: Babe?

Hard: Explody Mcxplode?

Hard: Boom Boom Man?

Hard: oh no

Ur-Anus: hesdead. png

Hard: Goddammit

Yopapa: r.i.p Explody Mcxplode

Ur-Anus: r.i.p

Yomama: r.i.p

Runnin’: r.i.p

SmallMight: I can’t belive Kacchan is fucking dead

Gaybomb: I’m fucking okay

SmallMight: I can still hear his voice

 

Edgy is now online

 

Edgy: thats because he just sprinted to your room?

 

Edgy is now offline

 

SmallMight: OH ShIT

SmallMight: FUCK FUCK FCUCK

TheRarestPepe: wow thats a lot of screaming

Ur-Anus: I can’t belive Izuku is fucking d e a d

Runnin’: we can’t let another student die

Yomama: Another?

Runnin’: Mineta?

Yomama: Whom the fuck?

Runnin’: same

SmallMight: OCHaKo open The DOor

Ur-Anus: oh shit

 

SmallMight,Ur-Anus and Gaybomb is now offline

 

Runnin’: oh no

Yomama: oh no

Yopapa: oh no

 

Gaybomb is now online

 

Gaybomb: OH YES

Hard: I can’t belive my boifriend is cool aid man

Alien: belive it

 

TheRarestPepe and Edgy now online

 

TheRarestPepe: don’t stop

Edgy: beliving

TheRarestPepe: hold on to that feeling

 

TheRarestPepe and Edgy now offline

 

Alien: RELATIONSHIP G O A L S

Who?: lmao Tsukoyami is the best goals

Yopapa: ex-fucking-couse me?

Yopapa: Momo can lift me over her head

Alien: nice

Who?: only u?

Yopapa: she lifts me alone bc Im her boifriend and I get spacial treatment for it binch

Yopapa: but

Yopapa: she can also lift Ochako and Tsuyu at the same time over her head and I love her

Alien: nice

Who?: nic e

Yomama: hhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmm

Yopapa: ;)

Yomama: HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNMMMMMMM

Runnin’: thats cute but

Runnin’: the screaming stopped and Im scared

Runnin’: we should check if they are still alive

Yomama: on it

Runnin’: also when somebody changes the chat name please sign it I don’t want to be blamed again

Alien: gotcha class rep

 

Yomama,Yopapa,Runnin’ and 2 others are now offline

 

TheRarestPepe is now online

 

TheRarestPepe changed the chatname to

“In This Household We Hate Grapes” to

“In This Household We Hate Grapes - T.A”

 

TheRarestPepe: kero








“U.A Machine Broke”

Smort: It seems 1A is having fun!

 

cat: god fucking dammit


 

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“HAPPY BIRTHDAY OCHAKO - Whole Class”

 

Ur-Anus: JSKKSLAJSISMSJKSKA

 

Ur-Anus: OH MY GOD

 

Ur-Anus: I CAN’T THANK YOU GUYS ENOUGH

 

Ur-Anus: SKKSALZKAHSJAA

 

Ur-Anus: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER

 

Ur-Anus: I LOVE ALL OF YOU SNSKSKS

 

TheRarestPepe: AAAAAAAA ONLY THE BEST FOR THE BEST GIRL

 

Alien: BEST GIRL BEST GIRL

 

Jackpot: THEE BEEESSSSSTTTTT

 

Billwheyy: OFFFF USSSSSSS

 

Taperman: THE QUEEEEENNNNN

 

Yomama: cutie.png

 

Yopapa: cute

 

Runnin’: cute

 

Yomama: I KNOW

 

SmallMight: Momo

 

Yomama: I gotchu bro

 

Who?: THE BEST GIRL

 

Gaybomb: HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAYYYYY

 

Hard: BEST GIRRRRRLLLLLL OCHAKO!!!!





Gaybomb: now the dramas over

 

Gaybomb: discuss: Allmight as santa

 

SmallMight: ‘HO HO HO FOR NOW I AM HERE!’

 

Ur-Anus: I reAD THIS IN HIS VOicesjsjjaja

 

Billwheyy: jsjakkskallala

 

Yopapa: discuss: Izuku is AllMights secret love child

 

SmallMight: we talked about this Shouto

 

Ur-Anus: we had a whole assembly about it

 

SmallMight: wait what

 

Yopapa: I don’t belive anythink you heatens say before I hear AllMight say it himself.

 

SmallMight: well fuck


“Does Shouta Aizawa Is Gay?? - Tensei <3"

 

Mic-hael: TODAY IS THE BEST GIRLS BIRTHDAY   YEEEAAAAHHHH

 

cat: the class is throwing a suprise party for her Midoriya said u all are invited



‘SonicNaruto’ changed their name to  ‘fost’

 

 

 

fost: omfg I'm pruod of my bro bc he got a friend like her

 

fost: s hes the best gri ll i c ry

 

cat:  yes and

 

cat: u don’t deserve Tenya

 

fost: belive me I KNOW

 

fost: u love ur class so much don’t u Shouta

 

cat: I don’t love any of my students that much

 

+18 Sticker: thats a lie and we all know it.

 

Mic-hael: ummMMM MOMO?! OCHAKO!? TSUYU!? ALL THE GRILLS IN 1A?!!

 

cat: FUCK IT

 

cat: I would die for them all

 

AllRight!: I’ll take out a billion nomus for them

 

cat: dont touch my daughters

 

AllRight!: I’m pretty sure we all adopted them

 

cat: shit u right

 

Mic-hael: i would give my own soul to devil for Ochako and Kyouka in a heartbeat

 

+18 Sticker: belive me we know

 

+18 Sticker: you’re not oblivious about it

 

fost: whot about bois?

 

cat: I may be hard on them (espacially on Denki and Hanta,but its for their own good) I would kill anybody who hurts them

 

Mic-hael: a mood @chat tonite

 

AllRight!: how about the rat face?

 

cat: he can perish

 

Mic-hael: ^^^^

 

+18 Sticker: even Im disgusted

 

AllRight!: true true

 

Powermove: I love my daugther

 

cat: Mei?

 

Powermove: yes

 

fost: lmao that girl destroyed Tenya

 

fost: I can tell u guys some gossip about my bro ;)

 

cat: this can be good for our ships right?

 

fost: Im gonna tell ya who my little bro is crushin on

 

cat: oh shit spill

 

Mic-hael: spill

 

+18 Sticker: spill

 

AllRight!: spill

 

Powermove: spill

 

fost: my bro

 

fost: has a crush on….

 

+18 Sticker: c’mon I need to cash in the bets

 

fost: Mei.

 

Mic-Hael: I FUCKIN KNEW IT

 

cat: SUCK IT BITCHES

 

cat: @Redhood pay up binch

 

Redhood is now online

 

Redhood: god fucking dammit

 

Powermove: lmao gonna tease the hell outta my student-daughter

 

cat: going to tease my little bro-son

 

Mic-hael: ^^^

 

fost: oh dis gunna b gud


“HAPPY BIRTHDAY OCHAKO - Whole Class”

 

Runnin’: My ‘ My brother did something stupid’ senses are thingling

 

Runnin’: this is not going  to end well

 

Ur-Anus added user ‘Babmachine’

 

Ur-Anus:r >;3c

 

SmallMight:  rest in pieces Tenya

 

Yopapa: >:D

 

Runnin’: I hate all of u

 

Babmachine: oh? Hi guys!

 

Runnin’: JDKSKSJDJAK



Yomama: ;)

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“ OWO WHAWTS TWIS? - Denki”




Yomama: I have crippling self esteem issues

 

 Yopapa: I know this and I love you

 

 Alien: when will my alien prince will come

 

 Who?: Oijiro muted the chat wtf

 

 Who?: how am I suppose to fight Todomomo™ alone?!

 

 Ur-Anus: easy, dont fight them

 

 TheRarestPepe: ^^^

 

 TheRarestPepe: Me and Fumi tried

 

 TheRarestPepe: and failed

 

 TheRarestPepe: but at least we keep the PDA to ourselfs unlike some people

 

 Yomama: understood.

 Yopapa: no fuck you

 

 Yopapa: next time I see u

 

 Yopapa: Get ready for PDA

 

 Edgy: dude

 

 The Rarest Pepe: shit

 

 Ur-Anus: goddammitshouto

 

 Babmachine: woah this chat is very active

 

 Runnin’: belive me I know




“I’m going to fuck up Endebitch™'s day - Shouto”

 

Yopapa: I don’t wanna leeeaavvveeeeeee

 

 Yomama: Do it for Fuyumi

 

 Yopapa: hnnnnnnnnnn

 

 Yopapa: I miss my sis and mom but

 

 Yopapa: You can come as well

 

 Yopapa: you know that right?

 

 Yomama: I know but I promised Mei I’ll help with her project like 2 weeks ago

 

 Babmachine: sorry ;;

 

 Yopapa: don’t be

 

 Yopapa: I’ll catch up with all of you later

 

 Yomama: Tell Fuyumi I said hi!

 

 Yopapa: Will do




“And they were soulmates™- Mina <3”



Alien: and I was like ‘Dude ur not my type™’

 

Babmachine: holy shit Mina

 

Ur-Anus: thats cold

 

Gaybomb: even for you

 

Yopapa is now online

 

Yopapa: look what I fuckin found

 

Yopapa: endabitchsgoods.png

 

Hard: thats a lot of alcohol

 

SmallMight: when you’re a piece of shit you drink to forget

 

Yomama: ^^^

 

Yopapa: I’m going to steal some for us

 

Yopapa: @Runnin’ were going to drink our stress away

 

Yopapa: and Endebitch will be drinking less,which will bring pain to him

 

Runnin’: Honestly I can’t say no

 

Runnin’:  fucker deserves it

 

BillWheyy: HELL YEA WERE HAVIN A PARTY TOMORROW

 

Who?: @Babmachine binch if you don’t come I’ll haunt you

 

Babmachine: ok I will come

 

Babmachine: can I bring a friend of mine?

 

Runnin’: sure go ahead

 

Babmachine: Thank you Tenya

 

Runnin’: jdjsjsjsj

 

Taperman: dis gunna b gud

 

SmallMight: I’ll tell the ‘Muted the chat™’ squad so they don’t miss out

 

Alien: thank



“When did I adopted my 19 students +1 student from another class?? - Shouta”

 

cat: Hnnnnnnn

 

fost: whats wrong?

 

cat: Shouto went to his family home to visit his sister and I fear Endebitch™ will try something

 

fost: FUYUMI?!

 

cat: how the fuck you know her?

 

fost: were dating??

 

Mic-hael: BITCH W H A T

 

fost: fuck I forgot ot tell u guys

 

fost: HIZASHI ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

 

Mic-hael: I WON’T HESISTATE B I T C H

 

+18 Sticker: Tensei how fuckin could you

 

fost: She was visiting her mother when I met her!

 

fost: we were staying at the same hospital so I met her while she and her mother while taking a walk

 

fost: we stayed in contact after hearing our bros are friends!

 

fost: one thing lend to another and here we are

 

fost: dating

 

fost: shes sooooo cute you guys

 

+18 Sticker: I can’t belive Im the only single one in our squad™ rn

 

cat: lmao fuck you

 

+18 Sticker: you wound me Shouta

 

cat: I hope Shouto is alright

 

 

"Dis is gunna b gud- Hanta"

 

 

Yopapa: LETS DO THIS SHIT

 

Yomama:  AAAAAAAAAAA

 

SmallMight: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Ur-Anus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Runnin': GOTTA GO FAST

 

Babmachine: EXCUSE ME DID HE JUST FUCKING MEME!?

 

Who?: ARE YOU REALY SUPRISED?!

 

Babmachine: HONESTLY NO

 

BillWheyy:  WHHOOOOOO LETS GOOOO

 

Hard: IM GOING TO DRINK WITH MY BROS

 

Gaybomb: THIS PARTY IS GOING TO BE A BLAST!

 

Taperman: GO BEYOND!

 

Alien: PLUS ULTRA!






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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY;

 

  • BABY BOY BABY
  • SUNSHINE AND STRAWBERRY/VANILLA SON
  • ICY HOT LADY KILLER
  • MOMOS FUTURE HUSBANDO
  • IM NEVER STOP LOVIN YOU BITCH!!
  • #FUCKENDEAVOR
  • HIS MAJESTY FIVE PEEPEE MAN

 

SON SHOUTO TODOROKI! <3

 

 

 

 

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“Hmmmm good stuff- Tenya after taking a sip from his glass”

 

-Half an hour before the Party starts-

 

Babmachine: where the fuck are you guys

Runnin’: were waiting 4 u and ur friend @ the dorms

Runnin’: sorry Aizawa didn’t let us wait on the class

Babmachine: Imma add my friendo then

 

Babmachine added Cathoe

 

Babmachine: everyone this is Hitoshi

Babmachine: Im pretty sure u guys already know him from the Sports festival

Who?: YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Babmachine: shit I forgot about Mashirao and Tooru

 

Tails is now online

 

Tails: @Who? dont do it I forgave him

Cathoe: really?

Tails: yea

Tails: I can’t be mad at u for doing your best

Cathoe: I don’t like what I am feeling

Cathoe: jesus fuck I ‘m feeling something for somebody

Who?: MY BOYFRIEND

Cathoe: don’t sorry its respect

Cathoe: I don’t and can’t have feelings for anybody like that

Babmachine: awwww Shi dont be like that

Runnin’: what

Yopapa: rest in pieces

Cathoe: Mei

Babmachine: jdksksks

Babmachine: If u are okay with it

Cathoe: go ahead

Babmachine: Hitoshi and I was foster friends! We did everything together when we were little!

Babmachine: We got adopted @ the same day too!

Ur-Anus: AWWWWWW

Yomama: Thats sooo cute

Cathoe: were lucky our foster parents know each other

Cathoe: so we can keep in touch

SmallMight: Your foster parents are?

Cathoe: Aizawa and Mic

Babmachine: Powerloader

SmallMight nice

Cathoe: thank you

Babmachine: baby brother ;;;

Cathoe: try me binch

Babmachine: >:p

Cathoe: >:3c

Cathoe: Now,were here sooooo

Cathoe: LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARDED

Babmachine: WHHOOOOOOOOO



“Lmao who wrote #FuckEndeavor on the wall -Izuku”

 

BillWheyy changed their name to Dank



Dank: MOOOOOOOOM IZUKU SWORE @Yomama

 

Yomama is now online

 

Yomama: Idfc tell ur father

Babmachine: this stuff is goooooooooooddddd

Cathoe: I CAN SMELL THE COLORS

Babmachine: HHHHHHHhhhhhmmMMmM

Babmachine: Owo is that Tenya over there <3

Babmachine: I want to give him a kiss~

Alien: do it bitch I dare u

Babmachine: watch me do it then suck my dick Mina

Alien: Thats Tenya’s job

Runnin’: whats going on

Alien: watch out

Runnin’: wha



Runnin’ and Babmachine is now offline



Yopapa: after ur make out session come to the common room @Runnin’

SmallMight: were gonna prank call Endebitch djsksk

Ur-Anus: @Yopapa how bout ur sis Shou?

Yopapa: shes on a date

Yopapa: @Sparklebotch get ur sparky  ass here



Sparklebotch is now online



Sporklebotch: ur just angery bc u don’t have a ass like me

Gaybomb: lmao what ass?

Ur-Anus: OOOOHHHHHH SHIITTTTT

Alien: IM SCREAMING YUUGA U DEAD

Yopapa: even my asshole dad has more ass than you 

Yomama: because hes litterally an ass

Sparklebotch: He has bara tiddies

Dank: so does Allmight

SmallMight: don’t bring my dad into this

Taperman: I want bara tiddies

Hard: hnnnnnmmnnn Im judgin ya

Gaybomb: hes hard

Hard: bab e  w hy

Gaybomb: hnnnnnnnnnn

Gaybomb: ok

TheRarestPepe: holyshitWHAT.png

Alien: SHE DID IT

Ur-Anus: @Babmachine WHHOOOOOO GET HIM GIRL

SmallMight: OMG

Yopapa: PFfffffffff get her Tenya!

Yomama: I feel like a proud mother idk why

Tails: so tjats why Tooru was screamin

Dank: shit Kyoukas on the floor

Dank: floor it

 

Dank is now offline



Alien: he just sat on Kyouka Im cringksksjs

Yopapa: lookatmygf.png

Yopapa: I love her

Alien: we know

Cathoe: from 1 to 12 how drunk are you? Im currently on 6

 

Jackpot is now online



Jackpot: I have no tollerance for alcohol so 9

Jackpot: fucuk

Jackpot is now offline

Yopapa:  5

Yomama: 7

Ur-Anus: I think 4? Idkjsjsjs

SmallMight: nah ur a 12 out of 10

Ur-Anus: Deku

SmallMight: yes?

Ur-Anus: we should talk

SmallMight: and I’m on 8 i thi



Ur-Anus and SmallMight are now offline



Yopapa: Holy shit my homeboy accidently scored

TheRarestPepe: Hell yea my homegirl accidently scored



Runnin’ is now online



Runnin’:   Holy fuck my homeboy and homegirl accidently scored each other

Runnin’: I scored as well

 


Runnin’ is now offline

 


Alien: @Who? our ships are bloming befour ouur ejeys

Who?: ♡^♡ Im proudk

Who?:   bbbbbaabbe

Who? is now offline

Cathoe: I take it you both on 10

Cathoe: I’ll bring you girls some water

Alien: tthhhank

Cathoe: and from the looks of it Hanta taped himself to the wall ok Mezou is taking him down

Cathoe: Mei and Tenya are still making out @Babmachine Im proud of u btw

Cathoe: Shouto is hugging Momo like a teddybear

Cathoe: thats why u guys call them relationship goals?

Cathoe: bc thats cute

Cathoe: and Izuku and Ochako are nowhere to be found

Cathoe: Kyouka and Denki are on the floor sleepin’

Cathoe:  Kouji and Rikidou made some snacks holy shit nyyyoooooooommmm



Cathoe is now offline

 

Sparkebotch is now online




Sparklebotch: somebody wake Kyouka and Denki and lets freshen up a little bit

Yopapa: letsdothis

Yomama: IMREADY LETSSS GOOOOO

 



“So what did you wanted to talk about Ochako?”

 

‘I’m just going to say this once Izuku so please listen

 

"Okay"

 

‘ILikeuoupleasebemyboyfriend!’

 

“Wha-what”

 

‘I told you I will only say it once’

 

“O-okay,I got it”

 

‘What do you mean-ummppfft!’



A long and tender kiss is what they both needed.



“I like you too Ochako! Please be my girlfriend!”

 

‘O-okay!’

 

“Hey let’s go to the common room! I don’t want to.miss out Endeavor prank call”

 

‘Oh yes thats going to be good’



He picked up her britial style and starded running towards to the common room laughing While Ochako tried to get a grip on his shoulders.

And then the screaming laughter of others began.







“Hey Tensei what the fucc?- Mic”

 


fost added Snowqueen

 

fost: Guys im crifingsjjskaks

Snowqueen: Hello everyone

cat: Fuyumi right?

cat: I think we met before?

Snowqueen: Aizawa right?

cat: yep

Snowqueen: Thanks for looking out for my brother

cat: no problem

Mic-Hael: Hellllllllo miss Fuyumi! It’s Present Mic but just call me Hizashi or if you want Mic!

Snowqueen: Nice to meet you Mic!

+18-Sticker: Hello dear I’m Midnight just call me Nemuri

Snowqueen: Nice to meet you as well ^^

fost: Fuyumi pls Im dying her e

cat: ehat happened again?

fost: ur students are having a blast rn

cat: what

Snowqueen: What he means is that class 1A are having a party rn

cat: I dont see a problem with that

Snowqueen: with stolen alcohol

Mic-Hael: what the fuck

cat: I still don’t see a problem with that

cat: I mean we partied hard at our times too actually

fost: I still remember it like yesterday lmao

+18-Sticker: where did they stole the alcohol!?

Snowqueen: w,ell

Snowqueen: Shouto visited yesterday

Snowqueen: and I went to my date with Tenny

fost: ^///^

Snowqueen: awww

Snowqueen: Its possible Shouto stole it from our dads mini fridge in his room ^^;

 


AllRight! is now online

 


AllRight!: YOUNG FUYUMI!

Snowqueen: Hello uncle Might!

cat: Hizashi just cho ked on his drin k wh att?

AllRight!: Enji might act cold to me but I’m Young Fuyumi’s godfather!

Snowqueen: He is Shoutos as well but Shouto doesnt knows this

Mic-Hael: thats cute and all but why did Shouto stole alcohol?!

Snowqueen: he hates dad duh

fost: babe dont get me wrong but we all hate your dad

AllRight!: not me!

+18-Sticker: we know Toshi

fost:   let my girlfriend tell her story dammit

cat: go on Fuyumi

Snowqueen: thank, so

Snowqueen: I was out with Tensei and our friends so Im suprised when my dad calls

Snowqueen: very angry

Snowqueen: and starts yelling to my ear but whole table can hear him;

Snowqueen: IM GOING TO KILL THOSE BRATS TOMORROW! JUST YOU WAIT FUYUMI ‘

fost: @this point half of the table is laughing

Snowqueen: and I ask why dad? which he replies with ‘FIRST HE STOLE MY ALCOHOL, DRUNK IT AND THEN HE PRANK CALLED ME’

cat: what.

Mic-Hael: Imscreaming

+18-Sticker:   holy shit

fost: so we went to the Todoroki household

fost: Enji is out because he needs to blow some steam ;)

Snowqueen: eyyyyyyy ;)

Snowqueen: dad doesnt knows this but our homephone records everycall

fost: we lissened the call

fost: and holy shit its a girl

Snowqueen: It’s fucking Momo

Snowqueen: My future sister in law

Mic-Hael: brb Shouta just yelled ‘THATS MY GIRL’ and downed a bottle of rum

+18-Sticker: ohh moodd?

Snowqueen: I know kids can take care of themselfs but I just wanted you guys to know now I shold be going

AllRight!: thanks for the heads up Fuyumi

cat: you can stay

Mic-Hael: yeah ur a Teach as well!

+18-Sticker: also we can tease Tensei now

fost: you cant leave this hell now

Snowqueen: well shit

Mic-Hael: wait can we have the recording of the call?

Snowqueen: Sure its beautiful

Snowqueen: Ilovemomo.mp3

cat: HOLY FUCKING S H I T

Mic-Hael: SCRE AMS

AllRight!: THATS A GOOD FUCKING ROAST

+18-Sticker: RESPECT

Powermove: I JUST CAME BACK TO THIS

Red-Hood: ‘What do you want from me? are you a fan? how did you get this number!?

cat: “I just wanted to say you are the most disgusting person I’ve ever seen and please CHOKE ALREADY YOU FUCKING WITHERING DUMPSTER FIRE!”

Snowqueen: Im crying I love her so much ;;

cat: just because of this Im not going to give them detention tomorrow

fost: guys Mei and your purple haired son is @ the party as well

Mic-Hael: Hitoshi?! son!

Powermove : my daughter?!

cat: how did u know

fost: Im following one of Tenyas friends on insta she put pictures

cat: Mina

fost: thats her

Mic-Hael: check Tooru’s  please

Mic-Hael: Im dying here

fost: W H A T

fost:  TE NYA

Powermove: whatthe FUCK

+18-Sticker: apperently they confessed

+18-Sticker: they werent drunk tho

fost: how do you know

+18-Sticker: Izuku commented explaining everything

cat: HOLD ON SHE PUT  ANOTHER PHOTO

cat: IZUKU

AllRight: MY BABY BOY IS A MAN NOW

Snowqueen: is that Shouto and Momo on the couch

Mic-Hael: Tsukoyami,KamiJirou and Bakushima detected

Mic-Hael: all the couples are making out should we be conserned?

fost: Im pretty sure they will use protection dont worry

Mic-Hael: jdksksksks

cat: I don’t want to know about my student’s sex live Thank you very much

cat: we are closing this discoution

Snowqueen:

fost:

Mic-Hael: ok



“IM NEVER STOP LOVING YOU BINCH- From Shouto to Momo”

 


Yopapa: KYOUKA DID YOU RECORDED IT?!

Jackpot: I DID HOLY SHIT

Dank: BRB IM GOING TO CRY

Hard: KATSUKI IS STILL ON THE FLOOR

Alien: hey~.png

Gaybomb: WHAT @ SmallMight

Gaybomb: YOU FUCKING NERD CONGRATS! I MEAN IT! IT WAS GETTING BORING WATCHING YOU TWO NERDS PIN AFTER EACH OTHER



SmallMight is now online

 

SmallMight: Mina!

Alien: too late binch I posted it

SmallMight: *sigh*

SmallMight: @Gaybomb thanks

Ur-Anus: lets go to sleeeeep

Alien: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cathoe: lol yes

Yomama:   please

Yopapa:  ok <3