3 Sept 11:28
lancelicious created the group.
lancelicious added pinkattack, sweet_tooth, smidgeofnb, animemeboi, kkogayne, t_shiro and shayaway to the group.
lancelicious named the group “the new nerd squad”.
lancelicious: how is everyone doing on this fine day
kkogayne: why am i on here
lancelicious: cheerful as always, emo boy
kkogayne: excuse me
smidgeofnb: I’m glad you two are still flirting, but can you do it somewhere else
smidgeofnb: lance didn’t just create this chat to flirt with keith I hope
lancelicious: I’m not!! flirting!!!
smidgeofnb: sure and I’m not a genius
animemeboi: I mean
smidgeofnb: stfu matt you weeb
lancelicious: oh dad is here
sweet_tooth: he even has a dad username wow
pinkattack: I was wondering why my phone was going off so much
lancelicious: allura!! my fave
pinkattack: I have graced you all with my presence, now explain
pinkattack: holt I will not hesitate
animemeboi: attack me with your pink lura
animemeboi: it matters not
smidgeofnb: oh no
animemeboi: for I haVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME
kkogayne: ffs I’m out
kkogayne left the chat.
lancelicious: are you joking this chat has lasted a total of 2 minutes
sweet_tooth: what did you expect from keith though?
t_shiro: no this isn’t fair
sweet_tooth: dad steps in
t_shiro added kkogayne to the chat.
kkogayne: shiro why
t_shiro: don’t isolate yourself again Keith
smidgeofnb: burnt by genuine care, a rare dad burn
lancelicious: wow I’m jealous
smidgeofnb: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lancelicious: fuck off
animemeboi: that’s my sibling (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
pinkattack: I actually do wanna know lance
pinkattack: why the chat??
lancelicious: well we all made friends over the summer right?
t_shiro: some of us already were friends, but yes
smidgeofnb: yeah ig
shayaway: I read through the entire mess of a chat to get here, be proud
shayaway: and yeah!! I wouldn’t read that many messages for people who aren’t my friends ^-^
lancelicious: so I thought so that we don’t all drift away or whatever I’d make a chat!
shayaway: sounds legit
smidgeofnb: bit too much emotion, but I’ll allow it
pinkattack: cool, but why did you add not one but two couples?? the rest of us Singles are gonna be sad :(
lancelicious: you don’t have to be single ;)
smidgeofnb: *long sigh*
animemeboi: look, lance, sometimes you’ve just gotta,
animemeboi: leT IT GO
t_shiro: why am I dating you
animemeboi: bc you looooove me ~~~
t_shiro: ...you make a valid argument
smidgeofnb: I preferred the broganes when they were both done with my evil brother
animemeboi: I am not evil, you are
animemeboi: I have evidence
lancelicious: ...is that bread
smidgeofnb: actually its focaccia you uncultured swine
lancelicious: excUSE ME
animemeboi: they took my slice so they’re evil
kkogayne: that’s a conspiracy theory I can get behind
t_shiro: you’re salty about bread?
pinkattack: DID SHIRO JUST USE SALTY IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT
lancelicious: I THINK HE DID
shayaway: tbh I would fight anyone for bread
shayaway: especially focaccia
sweet_tooth: especially the holts’ mum’s focaccia
sweet_tooth: it’s so good I wish she would give me the recipe
shayaway: you could defo make it babe
sweet_tooth: too kind <3
smidgeofnb: THEYRE BEING GROSS TIME TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT
smidgeofnb: KEITH DID YOU SAY CONSPIRACY THEORY
kkogayne: um yes?
lancelicious: oh no
lancelicious: someone stop them
smidgeofnb: shut up lance
smidgeofnb: moon landing?
smidgeofnb: I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE
smidgeofnb: I’ll take what I can get
lancelicious: nice dodie reference
shayaway: LANCE DODIE
lancelicious: IVE FOUND MY PEOPLE TOO
pinkattack: excuse me
sweet_tooth: excuse me
animemeboi: excuse me
t_shiro: matt excuse you
kkogayne: what just happened
smidgeofnb: so, keith,
3 Sept 15:52
the new nerd squad
lancelicious: I just remembered tomorrow we start sixth form and I’m panicking help
sweet_tooth: chill breathe it’s ok
animemeboi: you’ll be fine
animemeboi: you’ll all be fine
smidgeofnb: a rare Sentimental Holt appeared
pinkattack: lol on all of you >:)
t_shiro: matt’s right, for once. It might seem scary, but you’ll all be fine. You have each other, Altea sixth is really good, and it’s only your first day anyway. The teachers are there to help you, and most of them are really nice!
lancelicious: thanks shiro :)
smidgeofnb: I stopped reading after “matts right”
animemeboi: whose Netflix account are you using right now
smidgeofnb: oh dear brother of mine, would you like some of my special hot chocolate
animemeboi: that’s what I thought. yeah bring it to the sofa
shayaway: whatcha watching pidge?
smidgeofnb: the new cartoon show that’s ‘exclusive’ to Netflix
shayaway: wait do you mean voltron??
lancelicious: volTRON? NEW FAVE SHOW WHOS WITH ME
shayaway: ALL THE WAY
smidgeofnb: gravity falls is hard to beat,, second best for sure tho
sweet_tooth: shay forced me to watch it and now I’m hooked too lol
kkogayne: fave show is pushing it but it looks really good so far
lancelicious: KEITH YOU TOO?? I NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE THE DAY
t_shiro: yeah he won’t shut up about it, specifically about the blue paladin
pinkattack: and yes lance it’s really good!!
kkogayne: shiro how could you
lancelicious: oH SHIT
smidgeofnb: I’m so down for this brogane action
shayaway: new fave word: brogane
sweet_tooth: it’s funny because lance relates the most to the blue paladin so far
lancelicious: hUNK NO
smidgeofnb: HAHAHAHA YES HUNK
shayaway: MY BF DID THAT AAAH
t_shiro: you broke him
lancelicious: keith jsutksjidq
animemeboi: came back just in time for the drama apparently
3 Sept 16:01
kkogayne > t_shiro
t_shiro: so I’m assuming your crush on lance is still a thing
kkogayne: YOU LIL SHIT YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL
t_shiro: yeah your playlists on Spotify do kinda give the game away cous
kkogayne: FFFFUCK OF COURSE LANCE RELATES TO BLUE, OF COURSE ILIKE BLUE THE BEST, I BET HE HATES RED
kkogayne: BECAUSE I RELATE TO RED
t_shiro: he doesn’t know that
kkogayne: DONT FUCKING TELL HIM
kkogayne: ILL EAT ALL YOUR DORITOS
t_shiro: ok ok chill I won’t
kkogayne: OK THAnks
t_shiro: why do you think lance would hate red though?
kkogayne: because me relating to him means he’s the most like me, which means lance hates him
kkogayne: ummm because lance hates me??
t_shiro: yeah sure
kkogayne: ??? yes????
t_shiro: uhhuh lance toooootally hates you
kkogayne: takashi don’t be sarcastic what do you know
t_shiro: me? Nothing. Nothing at all.
kkogayne: *narrows eyes*
t_shiro: anyway now that we’ve established that lance doesn’t hate you, you gonna talk to lance at all outside of the group or what
kkogayne: established? sure
kkogayne: and what no way
t_shiro: you sure? he does flirt with everything, if you don’t do something someone else might
kkogayne: you definitely know something you’re not telling me
t_shiro: no way.
kkogayne: wait I just realised something
t_shiro: I’m hoping this is to do with lance
t_shiro: I’m going to assume it is by your silence
t_shiro: good luck ;)
3 Sept 16:01
lancelicious > sweet_tooth
sweet_tooth: you’re welcome lolll
lancelicious: HOW COULD YOU
sweet_tooth: believe me, something good will come of this :)))
lancelicious: .... what do you know??
lancelicious: I’m worried
sweet_tooth: don’t be it’s not worth it
sweet_tooth: also how’re you doing about tomorrow?
lancelicious: actually the chat helped :) you and shiro especially thank you bro <3
sweet_tooth: np <3
sweet_tooth: I’m all good about it tbh, I’m a bit nervous and ik that tomorrow I’ll be a mess, but rn im Chill
lancelicious: good I’m glad :)
lancelicious: I’m still dead from the whole red/blue thing agh
sweet_tooth: dude when are you gonna do something about it? I swear you’ve had this crush for like ever now. At least try and be friends with Keith instead of making a weird rivalry
lancelicious: ikikik I just,,, can’t idk
sweet_tooth: yeah your whole covering up insecurities with confidence thing, fair enough
lancelicious: my what now
lancelicious: wAIT KEITH IS MESSAGING ME
lancelicious: OH SHITTT BRB
sweet_tooth: go get him!!
3 Sept 16:07
kkogayne > lancelicious
kkogayne: hope this isn’t too weird, I just wanted to make sure you’re ok after the whole panicking about tomorrow and then our ‘friends’ making fun of us
kkogayne: so, you ok?
lancelicious: no it’s not weird dw! this is what friends do :) yeah I’m ok now, the chat distracted me from the Impending Doom that is tomorrow lol
kkogayne: I’m glad :) and relatable lol
lancelicious: wait, /you/ ok?
kkogayne: yeah yeah dw
kkogayne: I’m nervous but isn’t everyone
lancelicious: tru dat
lancelicious: I never asked, whatre you taking?
kkogayne: oh I’m taking English lit, psychology and pe
lancelicious: physics, drama, psychology and Spanish
lancelicious: we might have psychology together! that’d be good I need friends in my classes lol
kkogayne: lol same
kkogayne: you’re taking 4?
lancelicious: yeah well to me Spanish doesn’t count, it’s too easy. I’m literally fluent so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
kkogayne: fair enough
kkogayne: if there was an a level in Korean I’d take it too just cause I can
lancelicious: you speak Korean?? woahhh that’s so cool :O
kkogayne: I mean im literally half Korean so
lancelicious: fair enough, but pidge and matt are like half Italian and they don’t speak Italian, at least not well
kkogayne: also fair enough
3 Sept 16:04
everyone but klance
smidgeofnb: sooo lances new gc is dead now, I’m gonna assume Keith’s screaming at shiro and lance at hunk, amirite
pinkattack: probably tbh
shayaway: hunk hasn’t replied to the couple meme I sent him so ya
animemeboi: I told shiro I’m not the only one who does that
animemeboi: wait until he’s done with Keith and reads this lololol
pinkattack: what a fuckin nerd
animemeboi: at least I’m not a single bitch
smidgeofnb: that was low even for you matt
smidgeofnb: I love it
pinkattack: >:O >:O >:O
smidgeofnb: unrelated, we need a better name for this gc
3 Sept 16:07
everyone but klance
sweet_tooth: how bout support klance for the new gc name
pinkattack: me likey
pinkattack named the group “support klance”.
animemeboi: sPILL THE TEA SHIRO AND HUNK
t_shiro: keith just screamed about how “of course lance would relate to blue” etc etc
t_shiro: then I hit him with the ‘fact’ that lance flirts with anything so it’s just a matter of time before he finds someone, then Keith “realised something” and left
sweet_tooth: I was just having a standard convo with lance then he starts caps lock typing about how keith is messaging him “PRIVATELY” and leaves
smidgeofnb: so rn they’re talking about who knows what
pinkattack: about whatever Keith realised
t_shiro: I have no idea
animemeboi: we’ll just have to wait *sigh*
shayaway: progress though!!
3 Sept 23:29
smidgeofnb: do you ever think about how maybe we all get really invested in klance’s lives because we’re either single, sad or lonely, or maybe we just want to distract ourselves from our own lives because they’re a mess?
animemeboi: it’s too early in the night to have these thoughts, pidge. go to sleep