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Tonight We Are Vic-Torious- Vic

No This Is Patrick-Patrick

Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture- Henry

Larry The Cable Guy -Belch

Not Judy Blum- Patty

Friday, October 26th, 2:30 pm

Belch’s Hoe Babies

Tonight We Are Vic-Torious: I’m at the bus stop

No This Is Patrick: is the creepy old lady that yelled at you there?

No This Is Patrick: vic?

No This Is Patrick: vic?

No This Is Patrick: Mister Vic?

Larry The Cable Guy: Oh my god. He dead.

Tonight We Are Vic-Torious: im not dead. i was talking to the cute guy at the bus stop

Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture: Dude

Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture: Dude

Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture: Dude

Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture: That’s gay.

Larry The Cable Guy: No shit Henry.

No This Is Patrick: wait.

No This Is Patrick: noodle head that wears the jew hat?

Tonight We are Vic-Torious: its a kippah and yes.

Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture: Gat

Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture: gay

Larry The Cable Guy: It’s adorable Henry. Our baby is finding love.

Tonight We Are Vic-Torious: Call Me Baby Again And I Will Skin You Alive Reginald.

No This Is Patrick: he broke out the grammar. Rip Belch.

Larry The Cable Guy: If I die, all of my shit goes to Avery including Amy.

Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture: Avery’s 10. He can’t even drive

Larry The Cable Guy: First of all he’s eleven, so shut the fuck up.

Tonight We Are Vic-Torious: Also, don’t call him Noodle Head. His name’s Stan.

Tonight We Are Vic-Torious: Also I just got his # and discord name


Monday, October 30th, 9:30 pm

Tonight We Are Vic-torious added Not Judy Blum to Belch’s hoe babies

 

No This Is Patrick: You are literally my hero Henry

No This Is Patrick: You are literally my hero Henry

No This Is Patrick: You are literally my hero Henry

No This Is Patrick: Oops that sent three times.

Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture: You sent jt three times jm sobbing

Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture: Should i download it?

No This Is Patrick: You should

Tonight We Are Vic-Torious: Rabbit aka speak up for daddy

Not Judy Blum: What??

Not Judy Blum: Vic?????

No This Is Patrick: And you should watch Guardians of the Galaxy with me and Vic later

No This Is Patrick: Something someone said the second time i used rabbit

Not Judy Blum: Would you be angered if I said I don’t like Guardians of the Galaxy?

Tonight We Are Vic-Torious: Nah, u do u and all that shit.

No This Is Patrick: Yes. yes I would.

Tonight We Are Vic-torious: avery just looked me in the eye and said he’s going to rip ur intestines out and use them as a jump rope for disrespecting  Zoë Saldana.

Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture: Rip Junie B. Jones.

Not Judy Blum: Yike.

Larry The Cable Guy: Vic likes it because Star Lord looks like his bus stop bird boy.

Tonight We Are Vic-Torious: Shut the fuck up Belch.

Not Judy Blum: I’ll watch. Only to see if this bus stop bird boy lives up to my boy's standards

Tonight We Are Vic-Torious: he does

Larry The Cable Guy: He's Jewish and has ocd

Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture: ^

No This Is Patrick: ^

Tonight We Are Victorious: This is blatant bullying.