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Group Chat: jungkook is a baby

 

Kookie: i resent this name

Tae: no one cares rn jungkook

Tae: i have more pressing news

Jimbles: o no what has ur imaginary boyfriend done now

Tae: RUDE

Tae:

Tae: this

Kookie: o dayum

Kookie: i’d eat dat ass

Jimbles: jungkook no ur a baby

Kookie: f u c k  o f f

Tae: i need to work with him

Tae: like right now

Tae: so i can get to know him and make him fall in lvoe with me

Jimbles: i’m sure he will lvoe u

Kookie: rlly rlly lvoe u

Tae: bye



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Group Chat: rap squad and jin

 

Jinnie:

i'm tired

Jinnie: who says swag anymore it’s 2017

Hope: I DO SEOKJIN

Hope: I DO

Joon: this is why everyone says ur uncool babe

Hope: I’M NOT UNCOOL

Yoon: yes u r

Yoon: u r the most uncool person i kno

Jinnie: use words yoongi

Jinnie: also u kno that kid that like stalks my insta

Jinnie: i looked @ his profile earlier n found out he’s under the same agency as me and

Jinnie: he cute so i followed

Yoon: pic or it didnt happen

Jinnie:

Hope: damn he is cute wtf

Joon: not as cute as u

Hope: (⁎⚈᷀᷁▿⚈᷀᷁⁎)

Yoon: shut

Joon: i recognise him

Joon: i think i might ahve a shoot with him tomoz

Yoon: can we stop with this shitty text talk pls

Jinnie: SAYS U

Jinnie: rlly joonie,,, u wanna maybe,,, say hi from me,,, or mention me,,, maybe

Joon: y dont u just do it urself

Jinnie: why would i do that

Joon: fair

Hope: you’re all useless

 

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Group Chat: jungkook is a baby

 

Tae: STILL SHOOOK JIN FOLLOWED ME LAST NIGHT DIWEJDNX

Tae: n i have a photo shoot with kim namjoon today oh my god this is the best time of my life

Jimbles: aint he friends wit jin

Jimbles: i swear i saw him on his snapchat the other day

Tae: did u screenshot?

Tae: i didnt see it on jins?

Tae: omg

Jimbles: chill dude it was on namjoons

Jimbles:

Tae: F C U K

Tae: shit gtg byeee

 

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Group Chat: rap squad and jin

 

Jinnie:

Jinnie: SO HOW’D IT GO

Jinnie: i just saw his insta djenkas

Joon: he is

Joon: in love wit u

Jinnie: pardon

Yoon: i know him

Yoon: he’s kookies friend

Joon: um who is kookie

Yoon: um none of ur buisness

Jinnie: UM NOT THE MAIN CONCERN HERE

Jinnie: what do u mean he’s in love with me?

Joon: he asked me 16920473 questions about u and freaked out when i said we’d been friends for years etc

Joon: n he knows jimin hobi

Hope: OH

Hope: he does?

Hope: wait

Joon: waiting

Jinnie: *whistles elevator music*

Hope:

Hope: HE DO

Hope: hella

Jinnie: y doesn't that have any likes

Hope: he posted it as i opened his acc

Jinnie: o

Jinnie: so who’s jimin?

Hope: he’s the new guy at my dance school

Hope: my assistant i guess

Hope: he’s cool we bonded over mario kart and that meme about the monkey getting his hair cut

Yoon: i hate that meme

Jinnie: we kno u do yoongi

Jinnie: i’m intruiged now

Jinnie: r u seeing him again joon?

Joon: tomoz

Joon: i have 2 go through the pics wit him

Joon: idk why apparently he’s very picky

Joon: unlike u

Jinnie: my beauty is unleveled all photos of me are perfect

Yoon:

Yoon: ok

Jinnie: get out of my house min yoongi

 

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Group Chat: jungkook is a baby

 

Tae: did u see it

Tae: he’s so obviously dating him

Tae: he posted a pic wit him a lil while ago too look

Tae:

Jimbles: how did u get that when it had no likes wtf

Tae: i dont mess around jimin

Tae: he didnt caption that one which is

Tae: suspicious

Kookie: ur

Kookie: i dont think they’re dating

Kookie: thats yoongi

Tae: who

Tae: is

Tae: Yoongi

Jimbles: wait as in min yoongi? As in suga?

Tae: from haikyuu!!?

Jimbles: no

Jimbles: they music producer

Jimbles: *the

Tae: O H THAT ONE

Jimbles: i think he’s friends with hoseok

Kookie: ur boss?

Kookie: rlly?

Jimbles:

Jimbles: he’s gunna ask why i screenshotted that

Tae: THATS HIM OMG

Tae: maybe he’s dating hobi

Kookie: no

Jimbles: nah he’s dating namjoon as in ur photographer namjoon

Tae: what

Tae: WHAT

Tae: SO HE KNOWS JIN?

Jimbles: probably? Idk

Jimbles: i can ask

Jimbles: i’m going to work rn i’ll ask especially for u

Tae: i love u more than life jimin

 

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Group Chat: rap squad and jin

 

Hope: jimin just asked if i kno u jin

Hope: he ssiad h e was asking for a friend

Hope: taehyung i bet

Yoon: he just posted an insta with them

Jinnie: I SAW

Jinnie: can we meet jimin hobi

Jinnie: i wanna ask some,,,, questions

Yoon: o no

Jinnie: o yes

Hope: i’ll invite him to scrabble night

Yoon: god we’re old

Jinnie: drunk scrabble is an ageless tradition min yoongi

Yoon: sure

Yoon: invite him hobs

Hope: done <3

 

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Group Chat: jungkook is a baby

 

Tae: detective time

Tae: did u see jins snapchat

Kookie: yes

Kookie: he’s with yoongi, hoseok and Namjoon

Tae: who’re connected how?

Kookie: they’re cypher dude

Kookie: how do u not know that

Kookie: they rap they have a youtube n shit they’re mega famous

Kookie: but they all do their other jobs too

Kookie: hoseoks has a dance school, namjoon is photographer and yoongi makes music

Jimbles: they’ve been friends for years

Jimbles: hoseok was telling me

Jimbles: he’s invited me to their drunk scrabble night so

Jimbles: imma meet jin

Tae: WHAT

Tae: UR JOKING

Jimbles: nope

Jimbles: i’ll send u snapchats gtg xoxo

Tae: I HATE YOU PARK JIMIN

 

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Group Chat: jungkook is a baby

 

Tae: how did it go

Jimbles: i love them

Jimbles: they’re so fucking great holy shit

Jimbles: i’m ditching u guys for them bye

Kookie: charming

Kookie: glad u had fun tho

Tae: did u mention me

Jimbles: sorry who r u?

Tae: JIMIN

Jimbles: jokes

Jimbles: u came up a few times yeah

Tae: and?

Jimbles: jin said ur cute and that’d he’d love to work with u somewhen

Jimbles: n that he’s glad he followed u on insta

Jimbles: bc ur face is nice

Tae: h o l y s h i t

Kookie: u broke him

Jimbles: good

Jimbles: he’s not dating yoongi bc APPARENTLY he’s with jungkook

Tae: what

Kookie: BYE

Jimbles: GET BACK HERE JEON

 

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Group Chat: jungkook is a baby

 

Tae: i c ur snapchat jeon

Tae: u admit it now then

Tae: u r fucking the hot rapper man

Jimbles: is his tounge technology as good as he claims it it

Kookie: it’s better

Jimbles: WELL

 

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Group Chat: rap squad and jin

 

Jinnie: jimin just snapped me this

Jinnie:

Jinnie: he is so

Jinnie: pretty

Joon: he’s obsessed with u

Yoon: jins obsessed with himself they’re the perfect pair

Jinnie: i hate u

Yoon: xoxo

Jinnie: anyway

Jinnie: imma try get us a shoot together

Jinnie: i gotta meet this kid

Joon: well

Joon: if u checked ur emails then u would be surpised

Jinnie: wut

Jinnie: OH

Jinnie: NO WAY

Jinnie: TOMORROW?

Joon: tomorrow

Jinnie: SHIT

 

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Group Chat: jungkook is a baby

 

Jimbles:

Jimbles: T A E

Jimbles : IS THIS REAL

Kookie: holy shit

Kookie: U ACTUALLY MET HIM?!?!?!?!?!?!!

Kookie: Y DIDNT U TELL US?!?!

Tae: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Tae: I DIDN’T KNWO UNTIL I GOT TO WORK AND HE WAS JUST THERE

Tae: SAT IN A CHAIR LOOKING PERFECT

Tae: I SHRIEKED AND RAN OUT THE ROOM

Tae: AND I THOUGHT ALL HOPE WAS LOST BUT IT WAS OK

Tae: HE DIDN’T HEAR AND I WENT BACK IN AND WE CHATTED AND I MADE HIM LAUGH AND HE WAS ALL SMILEY AND LOVELY AND THNE WE DID A SHOOT AND WHIEFKDJLWMAS OH MYGDIS

Tae: HE’S EVERYTHING I EVER DREAMED HE WOULD BE AND MORE

Tae: I’M IN LOVE

Tae: HE’S PERFECT

Tae: I GOT HIS NUMBER AND WE’RE DOING ANOTHER SHOOT NEXT WEEK BUT HE SAID TO TEXT HIM AND WE CAN MEET UP AND AOUJEWFNKLD HELP ME

Tae: I’M SCREAMING MY HOUSE DOWN

Jimbles: i need the full story i’ll be there in 20 kooks i’ll pick u up on the way

Kookie: i’ll be waiting

Tae: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

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Group Chat: rap squad and jin

 

Hope: soooo

Hope: how was it

Jinnie: he is

Jinnie: the cutest boy in the whole world i want to kiss his en t i r e fa c e

Jinnie: and love and protect him forever

Joon: they flirted horrifically the whole time

Joon: i was full on expecting tae to get on he knees and suck jins dick at one point

Jinnie: i wish

Yoon: kookie just cancelled on me bc he has to go see tae

Yoon: u cock blocked me seokjin

Jinnie: come fight me about it

Yoon: fine

Yoon: i’m in my bedroom i’m coming out

Jinnie: he just walked out, sat down next to me

Jinnie: and then fell asleep

Joon:

Joon: LMAO

Hope: he’s cute when hes sleeping

Jinnie: i guess

Jinnie: anyway

Jinnie: i think i rlly like tae

Jinnie: i was stalking his insta earlier and like

Jinnie:

Jinnie: how can i not like him look at that face

Hope: did u get his number?

Jinnie: of course

Joon: you gave him urs dont try act cool

Jinnie: fuck u

Jinnie: i said he should message me n we can meet up before our next shoot

Hope: YAAAAS

Jinnie: i hope he messages :////

Joon: i bet my ass he will

Hope: not much to bet then

Joon: HEY

Hope: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

 

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Private Message: Taehyung to Jin

 

Taehyung: how do u like ur eggs in the morning

Jin: scrambled

Jin: wait

Jin: WHY?

Taehyung: i am so sorry

Taehyung: that was jungkook trying to be funny

Jin: i was fooled

Taehyung: forgive me sir

Jin: ooooo sir i like that

Taehyung: kinky

Jin: we’ve known each other less than 24hrs n ur already bringing out the kinks

Jin: ur a good egg

Taehyung: a good scrambled egg

Jin: smooth

 

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Group Chat: jungkook is a baby

 

Jimbles: good luck 2day taetae

Jimbles: dont spill coffee on his beautiful face

Tae:

Tae: if this is what he’s wearing today imma die

Kookie: good luck bro

Kookie: yoongi said we should all hang out sometime btw

Jimbles: yes

Jimbles: we should

Jimbles: i’m seeing hobi and namjoon today actually

Kookie: OwO whats this

Jimbles: fuck

Jimbles: off

 

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Private Message: Jin to Taehyung

 

Jin: i had fun today! Thank you <3

Taehyung: me too!!!!

Taehyung: it was great

Taehyung: are you free again next week?

Jin: eager arent we

Taehyung: is that a problem

Jin: not at all

Taehyung: good

Taehyung: so next week?

Jin: it’s a date

Taehyung: fiwbejndskl

Taehyung: sorry my hand slipped

Jin: sure (੭ु。╹▿╹。)੭ु⁾⁾

Taehyung: ヾ(๑ㆁᗜㆁ๑)ノ”

 

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Group Chat: rap squad and jin

 

Yoon:

Yoon: i threw up in my mouth

Hope: you’ve known him like a week n this shit is already goin down?

Hope: it’s love bbitch

Hope: he’s super cute actually jimin brought him to work before he left for the shoot

Hope: he’s rlly sweet

Jinnie: he is

Jinnie: i’ve never been so fiercely attracted to someone so quickly

Yoon: oooo damn

Yoon: this shits real

Yoon: i can hear him singing in the kitchen omg

Hope: IT’S TRUUUUE LOVE

Joon: again they flirted horribly and again i was ready to gouge out my eyes

Joon: got some good photos tho

Joon: sexual tension makes for good photos

Joon: i’m omw home btw hobi i’m getting jimin omw

Hope: cool ヾ(*●´∀`●*)

Jinnie: i’m seeing tae again in a few days i’m excited

Yoon: gay

Jinnie: shuut up

Jinnie: ur man child boyfriend is here btw he’s sat on the kitchen counter eating ur cheetos

Yoon: BITCH

Jinnie: do u think tae likes me back

Hope: u fool

Hope: ofc he does

Hope: Jimin said he’s been in love with u for years

Hope: n that he likes u a million times more now he actually knows u

Jinnie: ┗(`O´)┛

Hope: ask him out

Jinnie: no

Jinnie: not yet

Jinnie: we must give it time

Hope: fair 7(^-^7)

 

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Group Chat: jungkook is a baby

 

Jimbles: I’M YELLING TAE

Jimbles:

Jimbles: YOU LOOK SO GOOD

Jimbles: VISUAL COUPLE

Kookie: D A Y U M

Kookie: I’m actually wit him n yoongi rn

Kookie: jin says hey and he’s excited to see u tongiht? Tae?

Kookie: u gettin dick

Tae: NO OMG

Tae: we’re getting dinner

Jimbles: OWO WHATS THIS

Tae: it’s just dinner

Kookie: u kno wht dinner leads to

Tae: what

Kookie: DICK

Tae: i hate you both so much get out

 

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Private Message: Jin to Taehyung

 

Jin:

Jin: u in bed ALREADY

Taehyung: drinking makes me tired

Jin: u had one beer

Taehyung: YEAH AND

Jin: nothin

Jin: care if i

Jin: slytherin

Taehyung: ew

Taehyung: come on in

Jin: hiss hiss bitch

 

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Group Chat: rap squad and jin

 

Hope: i c u seokjin

Hope: i c u

Jinnie: pardon

Hope:

Hope: u being soft n cute for tae

Hope: he’s here wit Jimin n is like

Hope: F R E A K I N G  O U T

Hope: you’ve known each other a month this is ridiculous just date already

Jinnie: ^_^

Hope: u evil little man

Yoon: he’s blushing he’s soft

Jinnie: fuck off min

Jinnie: i’ll crush ur skull with my hands

Yoon: fiesty one u r

Jinnie: no

Jinnie: anyway tell tae i say hi pls hobi

Hope: ofc

Hope: he’s been gushign about u for hours

Jinnie: :))))

 

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Private Message: Jin to Taehyung

 

Jin:

Jin: this is so cute wtf how old is this

Taehyung: how did u screenshot so fast

Taehyung: u got my post notifs on,,,,

Jin: ,,,,

Jin: ,,,,

Jin: maybe,,,

Taehyung: icrjkdsd

Taehyung: WHY

Jin: I LIKE SEEING UR FACE OK

Taehyung: FIHBDIEWKJDS

Taehyung: really?

Jin: i mean

Jin: yeah

Jin: it’s llike my fave face in the world tbh

Taehyung: ohmygod

Taehyung: urs is my fave too,,, the best face

Taehyung: almost as good as ur personality

Jin: I,,,

Jin: no ones ever said that before u m

Taehyung: rlly???

Taehyung: i don’t believe that

Jin: is true

Jin: ppl don’t want to see past my beauty

Jin: they stereotype me and expect me to only care about my looks

Jin: no one cares about me they only care about my face

Taehyung: i care about u

Taehyung: all of u

Taehyung: so much

Jin: fidsfisbjkwa

Taehyung: r u busy rn?

Jin: noo

Jin: why?

 

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Seokjin frowns when he hears his doorbell ring, setting down his phone and padding to the door. It’s probably Namjoon, he and Hoseok probably had an argument and he’s come over to cry and eat Seokjin out of house and home. He almost screams when he opens to door to see a soaking wet Taehyung.

“What are you doing here?” Seokjin asks, pulling Taehyung inside “You’re soaked.”

“I… I had to say something and I was at the right train station to get to your house so I got off and walked here. I was so absorbed in messaging you I didn't realise it was raining.” Taehyung explains. Seokjin is entranced by a drop of water clinging to Taehyungs eyelashes, watching it slowly drip down his cheek before he answers.

“What did you have to say?” He asks, pushing Taehyungs hood off his head.

“I… have to confess?”

“Confess? Did you kill someone?”

“Seokjin, no.”

“Oh, ok. I was worried.”

“Why would you even think that? Do I give of murdery vibes?”

“I’ve seen you eat a burger Taehyung, I wouldn’t put it past you. Besides you alwa-” Seokjin is cut off by the gentle press of Taehyungs lips against his.

“Do you always ramble when you’re nervous?” Taehyung asks when he pulls away. They’re still so close, foreheads inches apart as Taehyung wraps his arms around Seokjins waist.

“I guess I do.” Seokjin whispers, resting his forehead on Taehyungs and taking a deep breath “What did you want to confess?”

“Isn’t it obvious?” Taehyung giggles, pulling Seokjin impossibly closer.

“I want to hear you say it.”

“I like you, Jin. I like you more than anyone else in the world.” Taehyung says softly.

“Good, cus I like you just as much.” Seokjin replies, beaming at Taehyung before leaning in for another kiss.

 

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Joon created a new group chat

Joon added Jinnie, Hope, Yoon, Kookie, Jimbles and Tae

Joon named the group EXCUSE ME

 

Joon: WHAT

Joon: HAPPENED

Joon:

Hope: WE ARE SCREAMING OUR HOUSE DOWN WHATS GOING ON

Yoon: holy shit did it actually happen

Kookie: OH

Kookie: MY

Kookie: GOD

Jimbles: IS THIS REAL LIFE

Jimbles: WHY AREN’T THEY REPLYING

Kookie: wait tae sent me something

Kookie: OH

Kookie:

Jimbles: THEY FUCKED

Jimbles: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hope: DHXKJENLWMAS

Hope: MY SHIP FINALLY SAILED

Joon: i’m in shock oh my god

Yoon: they’ll finally stop pining after each other

Hope: so is this a good time to tell u jimin is dating joonie and I

Yoon: WHAT