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5 April 2017, Wednesday, 1:08 am

Mita Ton 三田桃ん added Alphys Wey, Mads Blook, Sans Gaster, V. Papyrus Gaster, and Undyne Chulanont to the group.

Mita Ton 三田桃ん named the group an arrangement of rangers.

Mita Ton 三田桃ん: how do we not have a gc yet im offended

Mita Ton 三田桃ん: also we need cool screennames now what do yall want

Undyne Chulanont: ?????? what for??? we literally see each other everyday

Mita Ton 三田桃ん changed his nickname to hot legs.

hot legs: u never know when u need a gc

Mads Blook: this is rly unnecessary ton

Mads Blook: also it’s like 1am go the fuck to bed

hot legs: nuh uh, we need to get alphys in on any hot gossip!!

hot legs: also i sleep when i want mads

Undyne Chulanont: yea that’s true, she’s so far away

Mads Blook: can’t sleep again?

hot legs: ......maybe

Mads Blook: ......do u want me to come to ur room or do u wanna come over to mine? partake in the family tradition?

Undyne Chulanont: i still don't get why you guys like lying on the floor so much

Undyne Chulanont: and without a blanket!!!!

hot legs: concrete and steel floors aren't the most comfortable, true, but we're too used too it

hot legs: plus putting a blanket down goes against tradition

hot legs: also no thanks mads im...... not rly feelin up to movin about rn

Mads Blook: alright but if u change ur mind just hmu

hot legs: thanks, maddy

hot legs: anyways!!! nicknames, anyone~?

Undyne Chulanont: sighhhs fine

Undyne Chulanont changed her nickname to Undyne the Undying.

hot legs: i appreciate both the pun and the alliteration

Undyne the Undying: it’s rad as hell right??

hot legs: heck yeah

hot legs: mads~?

Mads Blook: god, fine, the things i do

Mads Blook changed their nickname to madkelsen.

hot legs: really?

madkelsen: what????

hot legs: u use that name EVERYWHERE

hot legs: how about ‘the hulk’?

madkelsen: but i like this one!!! what’s wrong with this name???

hot legs: YOU USE IT EVERYYYWHEREE

madkelsen: SO FUCKING WHAT I LIKE IT AND I LIKE MADS MIKKELSEN FUCK YOU

Undyne the Undying: guys chill or i’m beating both ur asses in the kwoon tmrw

madkelsen: sorry, undyne

hot legs: whipped

madkelsen: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY MITA

hot legs: nothing~~~~

madkelsen: didnt think so

Alphys Wey: um??? hello...?

hot legs: ALPHYS DARLING~~ WELCOME TO THE GC~~~

Alphys Wey: hi metta!

Alphys Wey: i’m not a ranger tho??

hot legs changed the group name to shatterdome gossip group.

hot legs: better, gorgeous?

Alphys Wey: ummmm i dont know any gossip tho imsorryomg

hot legs: don’t worry, darling, this is more for your benefit~~ WE shall impart upon u the gossips of the year!~

Alphys Wey: oh. uhh, thanks? i guess?

hot legs: you’re welcome, dear. now choose a nickname for yourself~

Alphys Wey changed her nickname to weyaboo.

Undyne the Undying: ugh sans is a bad influence on you

Sans Gaster: undyne im offended

hot legs: sans darling~ i didn’t know you were awake~~

Sans Gaster: sup

Sans Gaster: wanted to see how paps was doin

hot legs: oooooh~ what is he making now~?

Sans Gaster: spaghetti ofc

hot legs: i’m sure it will be delicious as always~~~

Undyne the Undying: OOOOH I WANT IN

Undyne the Undying: i was gonna make cupcakes tmrw tho but i guess i can do it now

hot legs: ooooooh! what flavor~?

Undyne the Undying: i was thinking blueberry today

hot legs: sounds delectable! may i have one, undyne dear?~

madkelsen: can i come too?

Undyne the Undying: sure, i was thinking of inviting you guys to the kitchen anyway

Sans Gaster: aight, i’ll tell paps

weyaboo: send me a pic!!!!!

Undyne the Undying: sure! i’ll make you some when we visit!

weyaboo: huh?? when??? i didn’t know you were visiting omgomgogmg

Undyne the Undying: dw this was unplanned, me and mtt might have some free time in a couple weeks so

hot legs: would that be alright with you, darling?

weyaboo: umm sure yea, i think i’ll be done with my current project by then

Undyne the Undying: awesome! see you then!!

Undyne the Undying: brb gotta make the cupcakes now

hot legs: be right there~~

hot legs: wish you were here, alphys~

weyaboo: its ok metta dont worry!

Sans Gaster: paps suggested i make pirozhki would that be ok w u guys

hot legs: oooooh, is that the infamous recipe~

hot legs: i would love to try your cooking, darling~~

madkelsen: ton can u stop flirting for like one minute

hot legs: not to cuties like sans, no

madkelsen: ugh, i should have seen this coming

madkelsen: and i won’t mind, i’ve never tried it tho, is it good?

Sans Gaster: sure

madkelsen: ........ok then

Sans Gaster: undyne’s ok w it too so i guess im makin it

hot legs: can’t wait~~ be there in a bit~~~~

Undyne the Undying: didn’t you say you were gonna be here like ages ago?

hot legs: missing me already, darling~?

hot legs: i stopped by mads’ room for a bit, we’ll be there soon

Undyne the Undying: oh ok, well the cupcakes are in the oven, so they’ll be ready in a few

hot legs: that was fast

Undyne the Undying: yea, i had some excess batter earlier

hot legs: ???? won’t it go bad????

Undyne the Undying: nah, you could put it in the freezer for a couple days max

Sans Gaster changed his nickname to sans.

hot legs: really

sans: wasnt gonna but paps made me do it

V. Papyrus Gaster changed his nickname to THE GREAT PAPYRUS.

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: IT IS ONLY FITTING!!!

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: BUT BROTHER YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN A BETTER NICKNAME THAN JUST YOUR NAME

sans changed his nickname to comic sans.

comic sans: there u go

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: I’LL TAKE IT!!!

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: ALSO HELLO EVERYONE!!! HELLO DR. ALPHYS!!!

weyaboo: hi papyrus

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: IT IS A SHAME YOU CANNOT BE HERE, BUT WORRY NOT! I SHALL COOK YOU THE FINEST SPAGHETTI WHEN WE NEXT MEET!! NYEHEHE!!

weyaboo: oh u dont have to do that

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: NONSENSE!! ONLY THE BEST FOR THE FRIENDS OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!

hot legs: [image]

weyaboo: OMG ARE THOSE THE CUPCAKES THEY LOOK SO GOOOOOD

hot legs: too much butter in the icing but yes it’s good

Undyne the Undying: the butter is what makes it THE BEST CUPCAKE ICING, NERD!!!

hot legs: [image]

hot legs: that’s papyrus’ spaghetti and sans’ pirozhki btw~~ it’s as delicious as it looks~~~

Undyne the Undying: aw man, i feel bad for leaving you out now, alph

hot legs: I JUST HAD A FANTASTIC IDEA

hot legs: why don’t we send her a care package~~?

Undyne the Undying: DUDE UR RIGHT

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: A FANTASTIC IDEA INDEED, METTA!!

hot legs: thank you, darling~

weyaboo: omg u guys u dont have to do that ogmomg

hot legs: i’ll google the details later, so look forward to it, alphy~

weyaboo: u guys omg

hot legs: you’re welcome, dear <3

Undyne the Undying: IT’S GONNA BE THE BEST CARE PAKCAGE EVER ALPH JUST YOU WAIT

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: THE BEST OF THE BEST!!! NYEHEHEHEHE!!!

weyaboo: u guys omg thank you so much

hot legs: don’t worry about it, darling~

weyaboo: <3

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: <3!!!

Undyne the Undying: <3

madkelsen: do i have to send a heart too?

hot legs: yes

weyaboo: you dont have to mads

madkelsen: fine

madkelsen: <3

weyaboo: aslkdjakljwleuwi

comic sans: guess i should too since im gonna be sending u pirozhki

comic sans: <3

weyaboo: i dont deserve u guys imcryign

Undyne the Undying: OMG YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING WTF

hot legs: what undyne said, shush alphy

weyaboo: alskdjwileaqwkljq

Undyne the Undying: alright everyone off to bed now, we still have training tmrw

madkelsen: yes, ma’am

hot legs: whipped

madkelsen: THE FUCK U SAY MITA

Undyne the Undying: stop it you two, go to bed

madkelsen: yes, ma’am

hot legs: fine. good night, alphys!

madkelsen: night dr alphys

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: GOOD NIGHT, DR. ALPHYS!!

comic sans: night alph

Undyne the Undying: good night and sweet dreams, alphys!

hot legs: d’awwwww~~~ that’s so cuuuuute

Undyne the Undying: shut up legbot

weyaboo: good night you guys

weyaboo: <3

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[ CHATROOM: shatterdome gossip group ]


16 June 2017, Friday, 3:03 pm

hot legs: YOU GUYS OMG DID U HEAR

comic sans: sup

hot legs: UNDYEN AND ALPHYS ARE FINALY TOGETHTER!!!!!

madkelsen: ton calm down

madkelsen: and stop kidding around geez

hot legs: I’m NOT!! ARE YOU SAYING IMA LIAR,? AMALAYER????

madkelsen: see, your memeing isn’t rly helping ur case

hot legs: UNDYNE ALPHYS TELL THEM I”M NOT LYING

Undyne the Undying: GEEZ!!! I WANTED TO TELL THEM

hot legs: too slow undyne better keep up

Undyne the Undying: SAY THAT TO MY FACE WHEN WE’RE ON THE MAT MTT

hot legs: not now tho wE HAVE TO CELEBRATE

hot legs: EVERYONE MEET AT BODEGA IN 30 MINS DONT BE LATE

comic sans: you buyin

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: SANS!! DON’T BE RUDE!!

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: AND CONGRATULATIONS, UNDYNE AND DR. ALPHYS!!!!

hot legs: for you, darling, why not~

comic sans: see mtt’s down

comic sans: congrats btw you 2

Undyne the Undying: thanks, pap! thanks, sans!

weyaboo: alkjklajdlakjdkla thx u guys omg

madkelsen: WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE!!!! IT’S REAL??? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN CONGRATS YOU GUYS

Undyne the Undying: uhhh couple days ago??

hot legs: right on the day when alphys arrived too!~

madkelsen: then we’re gonna be butting in on a date!! TON, WHAT THE HELL!!!

weyaboo: nonnono! its ok!! the 3 of us were already hanging out anyway. we just got to bodega

hot legs: what kind of person do you take me for, maddy?? honestly im offended

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: OH, THAT REMINDS ME! MADS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME WITH US IN MY CAR?

madkelsen: really?

madkelsen: well, sure, thanks

madkelsen: gimme a minute, i’ll meet u guys at ur room?

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: ALRIGHT THEN! AND YES, SEE YOU SOON!

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: WE’LL BE AT BODEGA IN A JIFFY! NYEHEHE!!

comic sans: see u guys soon

3:13 pm

hot legs: guys help me convince undyne to change her screenname to undyboo

hot legs: to match alphys’

Undyne the Undying: i’m not changing my screen name to undyboo

hot legs: but it would be so cute!!!!

Undyne the Undying: you’re not very convincing when ur practically falling off your seat laughing, mtt

hot legs: guys back me up on this

comic sans: lmao do it

comic sans: paps says it sounds cute

madkelsen: ton, stop

Undyne the Undying: ok, sans i can understand, but paps, i trusted you

Undyne the Undying: thx for the backup tho, mads

weyaboo: maybe something else?

weyaboo: i wouldn’t mind having matching screen names w u.......

hot legs: this is so cute im officially dying

hot legs: they’re both blushing so hard omfgff

Undyne the Undying: NOT TRUE I DONT BLUSH HE’S LYING

Undyne the Undying: alphys is blushing tho, and it is really cute

hot legs: ur making her blush harder lol

madkelsen: hey, ton, didn’t you have an old screen name from that one weird japanese song?

madkelsen: from carey... pamu pamu or sth??

hot legs: kyary pamyu pamyu?

madkelsen: yeah, that

hot legs: ohhhh, you mean ponponpon?

hot legs: yes, i remember, my screenname was tontonton

hot legs: alphys and i had matching screennames back then, lol

hot legs: hers was weyweywey

weyaboo: still a good song imo

hot legs: PON PON WEI WEI WEI PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON

weyaboo: WEI WEI PON PON PON WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI

hot legs: every day pooon~~ every time is poooon~ メリーゴーランド 乗りたいのおおおおおお~~~

madkelsen: STOP IT STOP IT STOPI T

hot legs: boooo, kill joy

weyaboo: it’s a good song!!

hot legs: embrace the kpp

hot legs: anyways, what about it?

madkelsen: ANYWAY

madkelsen: what if undyne changed her screen name to chuchuchu or sth?

hot legs: hmmmm, it’s cute, but it doesn’t have the same ring to it

hot legs: ours worked bc it was actually part of the song

weyaboo: it is cute tho!!

weyaboo: it sounds like kisses! o(>ω<)o

Undyne the Undying: can’t i just keep my name as it is? it’s badass!!

Undyne the Undying: alph, how about we change yours to alphys the alpha?

hot legs: ohohohohoho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

comic sans: wow

comic sans: tmi

comic sans: paps says it sounds intimidating & badass

Undyne the Undying: I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT GET YOUR HAEDS OUTTA THE GUTTER BEFORE I CUT IT OFF FOR YUO

Undyne the Undying: SEE?? PAPYRUS GETS IT!!!!

hot legs: poor alphys looks like she might faint from all the blushing

madkelsen: ANYWAYY we’ll be there in a few minutes, see you then

madkelsen: AND STOP TEASING THE NEW COUPLE!! GEEZ!!!

hot legs: fufufu, see you~~ we’ll order a round for when you all get here~~~

comic sans: thx mtt

madkelsen: i’ll definitely need it

 

17 June 2017, Saturday, 5:52 pm

weyaboo changed her nickname to Alphys the Alpha.

hot legs: ohohohoho~?

Alphys the Alpha: sssshuhshuttu p mettta omggm

hot legs: (。•̀ᴗ-)✧ 

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[ CHATROOM: shatterdome gossip group]

 

23 July 2017, Sunday, 11:51 am

hot legs: THIS BITCH

hot legs: TRYNNA GET WITH *MY MAN*

Undyne the Undying: ???????????

Undyne the Undying: who???????????

comic sans: babe i told u me and ketchup was just a one time thing it meant nothing for me

comic sans: ur the only eye condi-ment for me

hot legs: sans, darling, as much as i love your sense of humor, now is not the time

hot legs: and also that pun doesn't work too well in text, sorry love

hot legs: aNYWAY THIS IS SERIOUS

hot legs: [screenshot]

hot legs: ALPHYS WHERE ARE YOU YOU DID NOT WARN ME ABOUT THIS

hot legs: THIS FUCKING ECHO BITCH

hot legs: WHO GAVE HER THE RIGHT

Alphys the Alpha: OMG I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!

Alphys the Alpha: also good morn/noon

hot legs: good mornoon, darling

hot legs: have you eaten yet?

Alphys the Alpha: i’m waiting on my noodles rn

Alphys the Alpha: also that reminds me

Alphys the Alpha: is that like a common asian greeting?

Alphys the Alpha: asking someone if they’ve eaten yet??

Alphys the Alpha: bc i thought at first it was just a you and mads thing

Alphys the Alpha: but then i realized undyne does it too

Alphys the Alpha: and after playing the game, i started thinking maybe it’s not just a weird thing u guys exclusively say???

hot legs: well, i don’t know about everyone else, but now that you said it, it does seem like it’s not that common

hot legs: that explains why paps and sans always look a little confused whenever i greet them like that

comic sans: nah

comic sans: it is pretty cute tho

hot legs: awww <3

comic sans: so this was abt a game?

hot legs: yes!!! it’s quite cute, but i need wifi to access it every 2 hours and the shatterdome wifi is not always maaasahan during the day (angry emoji blowing steam out its nose)(angry emoji blowing steam out its nose)(angry emoji blowing steam out its nose)

hot legs: i forgot the english term for it

madkelsen: reliable?

hot legs: thank you, maddy

comic sans: every 2 hours?

hot legs: basically it’s a game where you chat with pretty bishies but like in real time so there’s a new chatroom around every 2 hours, sometimes longer but it depends

hot legs: the wifi is faster at night which is great for those 3am chatrooms <3

madkelsen: is that why your eyebags have been getting darker and darker????

madkelsen: beCAUSE OF A GAME??????

hot legs: maddy dear, why are you on your phone? shouldn’t you still be in the kwoon right now?

madkelsen: DON’T TRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT TON I’M ON BREAK

hot legs: which reminds me, sansy darling, when are coming for lunch? i miss you

hot legs: not to say i don’t love that papyrus is here with me, but i still miss you

hot legs: paps says he misses you too

comic sans: i have my lunch here w me, sorry mettababe

hot legs: (emoji crying one tear)(emoji crying one tear)(emoji crying one tear)

comic sans: ill make it up 2 u

hot legs: love you <3

comic sans: love you too <3

madkelsen: nerds

madkelsen: you’re both literally a few hallways away from each other smh

hot legs: that’s a brilliant idea, maddy!!

hot legs: papyrus and i are on our way now, sansy~ <3

Alphys the Alpha: d’awwww

madkelsen: siiiiighs

12:15 pm

Undyne the Undying: wait that was because of mystic msgr?

Undyne the Undying: why are you on zen’s route, he’s so obnoxious

Alphys the Alpha: GASPP

hot legs: GASPPP!!!!

Alphys the Alpha: babe i can’t believe you

hot legs: what treason is this

Undyne the Undying: babe!! don’t tell me you actually LIKE that narcissist????

Alphys the Alpha: IT’S NOT NARCISSISTIC IF IT’S A FACT

Undyne the Undying: um??? yes it is?????

Undyne the Undying: mads back me up here

madkelsen: undyne just explained this “zen” guy to me and yeah he’s definitely a narcissist

hot legs: GASPPPP!!!!! MADDY

madkelsen: just bc you’re good looking doesn’t mean you have to shove it in everyone’s face all the time

Undyne the Undying: HA!

hot legs: BETRAYED

hot legs: BY MY OWN COUSIN

Alphys the Alpha: i want a divorce

Undyne the Undying: aw, babe, c'mon!!

Alphys the Alpha: you insult my husbando

Alphys the Alpha: in MY HOUSE

hot legs: same

hot legs: i’m not going to take this ABUSE

madkelsen: actually this “zen” guy sounds a lot like you, ton

madkelsen: the fact that you like him so much just proves my point

hot legs: HOW DARE YOU

hot legs: he reminds me of PAPYRUS

madkelsen: i rest my case

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: ARE YOU SAYING I AM GOOD LOOKING, MADS? THANK YOU!!

madkelsen: your ability to see the silver lining never fails to amaze me, papyrus

Undyne the Undying: anyway jaehee is the best that is all

hot legs: jaehee needs a vacation, but you’re wrong

hot legs: zen and 707 are the best <3

Alphys the Alpha: no it’s zen and jumin!!!

hot legs: you’re only saying that bc you ship them

Alphys the Alpha: tHAT”S NOT TRUE!!!!

Alphys the Alpha: i mean i do ship them but that’s not why i like them!!!!

hot legs: and also bc they’re the tallest characters in the game

Alphys the Alpha: they both need hugs ok!!! zen works too hard bc he wants ppl to see him for his talent instead of his pretty face, and jumin just wants someone who can like him for who he is instead of for his wealth so they actually have similar struggles and they can actually get along once zen stops projecting his issues w his brother on jumin!!!

Alphys the Alpha: oops spoilers bUT YEA THEY WOULD BE REALLY GOOD TOGETHER

hot legs: ok but v and jumin though

Alphys the Alpha: that’s true, they’re pretty cute too, i love the childhood friend trope

Alphys the Alpha: but v has been distant and jumin needs someone who can be there for him!!!

Alphys the Alpha: like chatting w him in the chatroom everyday for example

madkelsen: don’t you two have other things to do?

hot legs: it’s not even 1pm yet, chill maddy

Alphys the Alpha: ugh no they’re right, i need to get going

hot legs: awww

Alphys the Alpha: ttyl

hot legs: take care, darling <3

Undyne the Undying: eat something besides noodles later ok??!!

Alphys the Alpha: i willl <3

Undyne the Undying: senbei don’t count, alph

Alphys the Alpha: i’ll try

Undyne the Undying: (sparkling heart emoji)

Alphys the Alpha: (sparkling heart emoji)

 


 

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Ton Mita 三田桃仁 @killerlegbot
zen and 707 are best boys fite me @undynechu

Undyne Chulanont @undynechu
@killerlegbot i’m not fighting with you over this, i don’t pick on the weak

Undyne Chulanont @undynechu
jaehee is baehee

DOWN WITH MEW MEW SEASON 2 @mewwwey
@killerlegbot @undynechu omg i just realized that zen and 707 have very similar personalities to mtt’s boyfriends omgomgogmg that is too cute!!!! (heart eyes emoji)(sparkle emoji)(heart eyes emoji)(sparkle emoji)(heart eyes emoji)(sparkle emoji)

Ton Mita 三田桃仁 @killerlegbot
@undynechu @mewwwey and that is why they are Best Boys™ *mic drop*

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i found these really cute shorts on sale today, but they couldn’t fit me and the shop didn’t have a bigger size

normally i’m very happy with my body but rn i just feel so pudgy and gross and i wanna die

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mewwwey
oh wow, haven’t seen this blog in a while ahaha......

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thats a stupid question sorry

mewwwey
do you wanna watch biig with me?

biignthicc
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mewwwey
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biignthicc

do you ever think the universe is out to get you

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[ CHATROOM: shatterdome gossip group ]

 

26 September, Tuesday, 5:52 pm

madkelsen: hey guys, have you noticed how fashionable ton is?

madkelsen: i mean it’s always obvious, but it’s like he’s extra stylish recently, you know?

Undyne the Undying: what are you talking about, mads?

comic sans: for sure

comic sans: he looks more and more beautiful every day

comic sans: every time he laughs, i fall even more in love than before

comic sans: his uncontrollable giggle-snorts are the cutest thing

comic sans: and he looks so handsome in his pilot suit too

comic sans: a++ to whoever designed them (peach emoji)(ok hand sign emoji)

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: I DO NOT KNOW WHY WE ARE SUDDENLY COMPLIMENTING METTA BUT I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: METTA CAN MAKE ANYTHING HE WEARS LOOK GOOD OR EVEN BETTER!

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: METTA IS SO KIND-HEARTED TOO

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: SO HE IS BEAUTIFUL BOTH INSIDE AND OUT

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: I AM VERY LUCKY TO BE ONE OF HIS BOYFRIENDS!

hot legs: maddy

madkelsen: what?

madkelsen: don’t give me that look

madkelsen: i didn’t say anything, they did that of their own free will

madkelsen: they could have chosen not to reply but they did, it’s not my fault

hot legs: everyone, thank you for the compliments, you’re all very sweet <3

comic sans: no need to thank us

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: WE MEANT EVERY WORD OF IT!

comic sans: it’s us who have to thank you

comic sans: for bringing a TON of booty into our lives

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: DID YOU MEAN BEAUTY, BROTHER?

comic sans: sure, that too

Undyne the Undying: wow, didn’t even get mad at his pun? that’s a first, paps

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: I KNOW HOW MUCH METTA LIKES THEM, AND AS MUCH AS I CANNOT COMPREHEND SUCH A THOUGHT, I WILL LET IT SLIDE

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: BUT ONLY SOMETIMES

hot legs: i have the best boyfriends ever~ <3

hot legs: maybe later i’ll show you more of this ~beauty~ you mentioned~~ (peach emoji)(sparkling heart emoji)

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: METTATON! AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE PG?

hot legs: not when i’m off camera, sugarskull~~~

hot legs: then the rating can go way past pg ;)

Undyne the Undying: WE’RE STILL HERE YOU KNOW

Undyne the Undying: THIS IS A *GROUP* CHAT REMEMBER

madkelsen: ton, if there’s any one of us that needs to get off their phone right now, it’s you

hot legs: that’s fine

hot legs: i’ll be ~getting off~ soon, then

hot legs: , kjgidnamwe426ggrnfmuun undynne helpll

hot legs: this is mads, i’m confiscating metta’s phone for the night

Alphys the Alpha: geez, metta! i go offline for like five minutes;;

Alphys the Alpha: mads, can you relay this to metta?

Alphys the Alpha: or at least let him read this?

Alphys the Alpha: metta, do you see now? you’re really good-looking and attractive, and you know it and everyone here knows it too so

Alphys the Alpha: so you should stand proud like you always do!! ok!?

Alphys the Alpha: you always tell me i shouldn’t feel bad about myself

Alphys the Alpha: and

Alphys the Alpha: and i’m a lot fatter than you are!

Alphys the Alpha: and i’m shorter too!!!

Alphys the Alpha: i’m also trying to like myself

Alphys the Alpha: or at least be ok with myself

Alphys the Alpha: it’s hard but i’m trying

Alphys the Alpha: and that’s what matters!!!

Alphys the Alpha: so!!

Alphys the Alpha: you should do the same!!! you shouldn’t feel bad about yourself either!!

Alphys the Alpha: because we’re both bbeautiful!!!!!

hot legs: ok, metta has promised to keep it pg, so i’m giving him his phone back

hot legs: alphys, darling, sugarplum, gumdrop, shining star, love of undyne’s life

Undyne the Undying: hey!

Undyne the Undying: that’s true but unnecessary!!

hot legs: you are a very beautiful woman. why should it matter that you’re fatter and shorter than me?

hot legs: we are both on the bigger side of the spectrum, and we are both attractive. neither of those cancel each other out

hot legs: being fat does not mean you are unattractive

hot legs: because “fat” does not mean “ugly,” it just means “a bigger size than average”

Alphys the Alpha: ok um thank you but this is about you not me rn????

Alphys the Alpha: don’t try changing the subject here, metta

hot legs: sighs fINE, MOM.

hot legs: i’ll do my best, but i can’t make any promises

hot legs: the Alpha has spoken

Alphys the Alpha: that’s ok. what’s important is that you’re trying

Alphys the Alpha: SSHUTUP METTAO MG

Alphys the Alpha: i’m ggoing to changeem y name

hot legs: awww noooo it’s a very good name

Alphys the Alpha: then stopp teasign me abtt it!!

hot legs: but it’s fuuun~ <3

Undyne the Undying: metta stop teasing my girlfriend about her badass name, you’re making it all weird

hot legs: are you telling me it doesn’t make you think of alphys dominating you in the bedroom?

Alphys the Alpha: (blushing emoji) METTA OMHY G OD

hot legs: oh my, why so quiet, undyne?

hot legs: are you thinking about itjklajiwdjwk

hot legs: this is mads again, i have confiscated metta’s phone. again

hot legs: sorry about that, undyne, alphys, he went too far

hot legs: he shouldn’t pry into your private matters like that

Alphys the Alpha: no no it’s okay!!! really i don’t mind actually;;;

hot legs: but undyne, please don’t have your bdsm fantasies on the forefront of your mind when we drift

comic sans: wow

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: WOWIE

Alphys the Alpha: (blushing emoji)(blushing emoji)(blushing emoji)(blushing emoji)(blushing emoji)(blushing emoji)>

Undyne the Undying: MADS!!!!

Undyne the Undying: METTA YOU ASSHOLE I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING ALL THE WAY HERE IN THE KWOON

Undyne the Undying: MADS HOW COULD YOU

hot legs: it needed to be said, just in case

Undyne the Undying: YOU COULDN’T TELL ME IN PERSON????

hot legs: in case i forgot too

Undyne the Undying: MADS

27 September, Wednesday, 5:09 am

hot legs: [image]

madkelsen: why the hell are u on at 5am were you up all night jfc

madkelsen: the photo just loaded so never mind please don’t answer that

hot legs: fufufu, it’s not my fault~~ some people kept me up all night~~~~ the poor darlings are all tuckered out right now

madkelsen: I JUST SAID NOT TO ANSWER THAT TMFI

Alphys the Alpha: awww that’s super cute

hot legs: did someone keep you up too, alphy~?

Alphys the Alpha: (blushing emoji)(blushing emoji)(blushing emoji)

madkelsen has left the conversation.

Alphys the Alpha: oh dear

hot legs added Mads Blook to the group.

Mads Blook: let me out

hot legs: we’re all adults here, maddy~

hot legs: and i know you’re just embarrassed, you grumpygus

Mads Blook: oh shut up

Mads Blook changed their nickname to just punch me in the face.

hot legs: is that a challenge

just punch me in the face: it’s a cry for help

hot legs: i didn’t know you were so dramatic, maddy, fufufu, am i finally rubbing off on you?

just punch me in the face changed their nickname to petition to make mtt shut up.

hot legs: wow

petition to make mtt shut up: go the fuck to bed

petition to make mtt shut up: but. i will admit that photo of you and your boyfriends cuddling in bed is very cute

hot legs: awwww, were you just grumpy that you don’t have any cuddle partners?~

petition to make mtt shut up: i’m going to bed

petition to make mtt shut up: THAT’S NOT ME ADMITTING TO ANYTHING

hot legs: fufufu, if you say so, maddy dear~

hot legs: i’ll give you plenty of hugs tomorrow, if you’d like~

petition to make mtt shut up: GOOD NIGHT

Alphys the Alpha: night, mads

Alphys the Alpha: i’m gonna go too, i’m still sleepy

Alphys the Alpha: metta, are you feeling better?

hot legs: yes, darling. double entendres aside, i am feeling much better than before, thank you <3

Alphys the Alpha: that’s good :)

Alphys the Alpha: night metta

hot legs: good night, alphys

7:21am

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: MADS, I AM SORRY TO SAY THIS BUT YOUR PETITION CANNOT BE FULFILLED

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: YOU SEE, EVEN WHEN METTA HAS HIS MOUTH OCCUPIED, HE STILL MANAGES TO BE QUITE LOUD

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: AND SO IT MAY WELL BE COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO SHUT UP

petition to make mtt shut up: i AM DELETI N G

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[ PRIVATE MESSAGE: Alphys & Metta ]

 

05 October, Thursday, 9:04 am

smol & stout: we need to binge watch all of yoi tonite, bring undyne

big & thicc: done! we'll be free after dinner

 


 

[ CHATROOM: shatterdome gossip group ]

 

05 October, Thursday, 6:51 pm

hot legs: UNDYNE WHERE ARE YOU JFC

hot legs: THE WHOLE SHOW TAKES ALMOST 5 HOURS IN TOTAL INCLUDING OPENING AND ENDING CREDITS SO HURRY TF Up

Undyne the Undying: GEEZ GIMME LIKE 5 MINS WILL YOU

Undyne the Undying: the cupcakes are almost done so i’ll be there soon

Undyne the Undying: which reminds me, we’ll need to be properly hydrated if we’re really going to be binging all of yoi

Undyne the Undying: @Papyrus can you help me bring a pitcher and two glasses later? i wanna make sure i don’t drop any cupcakes

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: WILL DO, UNDYNE!

hot legs: HURRYYYYYY

Undyne the Undying: NGGGAHHH WOUld it REALLY be so bad if we finished it past midnight???? it’ll technically still be oct 5 somewhere by then i’m sure

hot legs: but it won’t be oct 5 *HERE*

petition to make mtt shut up: what

petition to make mtt shut up: dyne we’re supposed to be up EARLY tomorrow

Undyne the Undying: i know i know, but alph and mtt won’t let me off the hook nghh

Undyne the Undying: besides i won’t miss out on spending time w alphys

Undyne the Undying: even if it’s thru a laptop screen

Undyne the Undying: and even if mtt will be next to me the whole time

petition to make mtt shut up: siiighs, you’ll regret it during practice tomorrow

Undyne the Undying: worth it

hot legs: btw undyne, remember, no flirting during the binge, that’s the rule, darling

hot legs: oh, but @Sans darling, you can still send me puns dw <3

Undyne the Undying: i thought you said no flirting during the binge!

hot legs: yes, but that doesn’t my blueberry tart can’t text me

hot legs: i just won’t read them until later tonite or tmrw

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: DOES THIS MEAN I WON’T BE EXPECTING YOU TONIGHT, THEN, METTA?

hot legs: i’m not sure, sugarskull, we’ll be finished before midnight HOPEFULLY if sOMEBODY DOESn”T COME LATE

Undyne the Undying: do you want these cupcakes or not, mtt???

hot legs: don’t make me choose between my figure skating bois and cupcakes, that’s just cruel, undyne

hot legs: but anyway, paps dear, i can’t promise i’ll be be with you in the kitchen tonight, but

hot legs: @Sans @Papyrus may i ask for a cuddle pile later, darlings?

comic sans: sure thing mettababe

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: OF COURSE, METTA!

hot legs: (a string of blue and orange hearts)

hot legs: you two are too good to me (two hearts emoji)

Undyne the Undying: cupcakes are done, paps come help

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: ON MY WAY!

hot legs: FINALLY

 


 

[ RABB.IT: Alphys' Room ]

 

Metta 11:59 pm
the pair skate gets me every time

Alphys 11:59 pm
it’s been a yeAR but i still can’t believe they’re gettign marriedi’ m cryign

Undyne 11:59 pm
and there’s going to be a movie!!
can you believ it???

Alphys 12:00 am
SOBSBSASDBSBSDMNA

Metta 12:00 am
if the movie doesn’t give us more viktor backstory i’m deleting

Alphys 12:01 am
but waht if it’sll just be all about domestic viktuuri lifeE in st petERSBURG??????

Metta 12:02 am
shit u right

Undyne 12:02 am
we should get to bed
especially me
i have an early day tmrw ngggaaahhh

Alphys 12:03 am
thank you for being here tho <3
i missed you

Undyne 12:03 am
i missed you too, babe
this doesn’t count as breaking the rule ok, the binge is done

Metta 12:04 am
i didn’t say anything

Undyne 12:04 am
you got this look in your eye

Metta 12:05 am
why does everyone say that
i’m an actor, and i’ve been told i have a perfectly good poker face

Alphys 12:06 am
ur eyes do kinda give you away sometimes tho metta

Metta 12:07 am
whatever i’m gonna go cuddle my bfs now

Alphys 12:08 am
ughghhghh i’m so jealouuus

Undyne 12:08 am
i wish i could cuddle with u

Alphys 12:08 am
me too :’(

Metta 12:09 am
ok that’s enough of that
good night, alphys

Undyne 12:10 am
night, alphys
(sparkling heart emoji)

Alphys 12:10 am
gnight, metta
night, undyne
(sparkling heart emoji)

 


 

[ TEXT MESSAGE: Metta > Sans ]

 

TO: blueberry tart (two hearts emoji)(blue heart emoji)(two hearts emoji)

Thursday, October 6, 2017
SENT: sans?
12:32 AM

SENT: sansy darling i thought you said you were going to be here tonight
12:33 AM

SENT: your side of the bed is cold, love
12:34 AM

SENT: sans
12:36 AM

SENT: blueberry tart
12:36 AM

SENT: pangga
12:37 AM

RECEIVED: i'm sorry metta
12:37 AM

RECEIVED: ressa wanted to cash in on a favor so i had to trade shifts w her
12:38 AM

RECEIVED: it's her and remy's anniv
12:39 AM

SENT: awwww, i understand. still, aren’t you tired, love?
12:40 AM

RECEIVED: i have coffee and pirozhki, it’s fine
12:42 AM

SENT: paps and i are coming over
12:45 AM

SENT: we’re bringing a blanket w us, so we can all cuddle together while you keep watch on the monitors. is that ok?
12:47 AM

RECEIVED: aww, you guys don’t have to do that
12:48 AM

RECEIVED: but. thanks
12:48 AM

SENT: any time, gha
12:49 AM

SENT: the cuddle pile just isn’t complete w/o you <3
12:49 AM

RECEIVED: bring a pillow or two?
12:50 AM

SENT: of course <3
12:51 AM

RECEIVED: and you say we're too good to you
12:52 AM

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mewwwey *raises hand* same time zone!

mewwwey except not really it’s still a 1 hr difference but it’s not much of a difference like when u were in peru. um anyway i hope you had a safe flight!

thegreatpapyrus <3 <3 <3 I MISS YOU ALREADY <3 <3 <3

 


 

[ CHATROOM: shatterdome gossip group ]

 

01 November, Wednesday, 7:08 pm

petition to make mtt shut up: jusq why does jet lag exist @ god

petition to make mtt shut up changed their nickname to suffering™.

Undyne the Undying: at least you get a vacation

Undyne the Undying: paps and i are test drifting today and i am not excited to learn all about the stuff the trio do in their spare time

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: NOT TO WORRY, UNDYNE! I SHALL THINK ONLY OF THE SWEETEST AND MOST ROMANTIC METTA MOMENTS!

Undyne the Undying: knowing you and metta, i don’t believe that’s all pg, paps

Undyne the Undying: can we just agree that you will at least TRY not to think of metta at all during the drift?

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: ONLY IF YOU AGREE NOT TO THINK OF DR. ALPHYS DURING THE DRIFT TOO, UNDYNE!

Undyne the Undying: ......fine

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: SPEAKING OF METTA, HOW IS HE? HE HAS NOT YET TEXTED EITHER ME OR SANS!

suffering™: he took a walk around the beach for a bit. probably taking more pictures for instagram

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: IT IS A PITY THAT HIS MOST RECENT POST DID NOT CONTAIN A SELFIE.

suffering™: he hasn’t showered or touched up his makeup yet so

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: I SEE. IT IS STILL A SHAME, THOUGH! METTA LOOKS BEAUTIFULLY ADORABLE WHEN TRAVEL-MUSSED AND MAKEUP-LESS!

Undyne the Undying: anyway how are you guys holding up?

suffering™: not sure. it feels weird being back in the old farm, back in our old house... haven’t been back here for years

suffering™: everything still looks the same, mostly. older and more dilapidated and without any animals, but mostly the same

suffering™: i’m gonna go grab metta, we haven’t eaten since we landed in manila

Undyne the Undying: ok, partner. remember to take care of yourself too, ok?

suffering™: i’ll try

02 November, Thursday, 12:01 am

Undyne the Undying: I AM NEVER DRIFTING WITH PAPYRUS AGAIN

Undyne the Undying: MADS WHEN ARE YUO COMING BACKK

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: AGAIN, I AM SORRY, UNDYNE!! EVEN THOUGH IT WAS VERY UNINTENTIONAL!!

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: BESIDES, THAT BROUGHT UP A MEMORY OF YOU AND DR. ALPHYS WHICH I DO NOT WANT TO REMEMBER EITHER, SO I WOULD SAY WE ARE EVEN!

comic sans: lmao

Undyne the Undying: OH SHUT UP SANS, I COULD HEAR YOU TRYING NOT TO LAUGH EARLIER!!!

comic sans: u guys were very loud about what made ur drift fail

comic sans: at least u didn’t chase the rabbit lol

Undyne the Undying: คุณพระช่วย

Undyne the Undying: DON’T EVEN SAY THAT

Undyne the Undying: ugh. i want a vacation

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: I MISS METTA

Undyne the Undying: i miss alphys

Alphys the Alpha: i miss you too, undyne

Undyne the Undying: i wish i could go see you rn

Alphys the Alpha: me too

Undyne the Undying: skype?

Alphys the Alpha: yes please!

Alphys the Alpha: oh, on second thought, no, please, sorry

Alphys the Alpha: it’SN OT THAT I DON;’T WANT TO SEE YOU!! it’s just that i spilled coffe e all over my shirt earlier and the stain stil lhasn’t come off and my labcoat cant cover it all up and my hair is a mess and i’ m a mess i’m so sorry

Undyne the Undying: alphys. babe. i told you. i don’t really care how you look like

Undyne the Undying: i just want to see your face and hear your voice because i miss you so mucH!

Undyne the Undying: we don’t get to see each other often and it sucks and i don’t care if you’d just took a swim in the sewers or whatever, i’ll still love you!!

Alphys the Alpha: unDYNE!! (blushing emoji)(blushing emoji)(blushing emoji)

Alphys the Alpha: i tthought we agereed not to say that anywhere else but in pm’s and in person!!!

Undyne the Undying: oh right, sorry, babe. i just couldn’t help it!!!

Undyne the Undying: now get on skype you nerd

Alphys the Alpha: ok

Alphys the Alpha: i’ll just go grab a blanket or sth brb

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: THAT WAS VERY CUTE!! WHY DO YOU TWO NOT FLIRT MORE IN THE GC??

Undyne the Undying: we can’t all be shameless flirts like you three

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: I WISH METTA WAS ONLINE. I WANT TO SKYPE HIM TOO!!

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: THOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE BOTH HE AND MADS ARE ASLEEP. IT SHOULD BE QUITE LATE OVER THERE.

comic sans: paps can you grab me some ketchup packets, i’m all out

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: OK, BROTHER. EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU WILL PROBABLY JUST EAT THE KETCHUP INSTEAD OF USING IT ON YOUR FOOD.

comic sans: it’s gonna make a mess if i do

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: OH! I JUST HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA!! LET’S SEND A SELFIE OF US TO METTA! I AM SURE HE WOULD APPRECIATE IT WHEN HE WAKES UP TOMORROW / LATER!

comic sans: good idea

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: I AM ON MY WAY! I HAVE ACQUIRED TWO KETCHUP PACKETS FOR YOU, BROTHER!

comic sans: thanks bro, u da real mvp

 


 

[ CHATROOM: russian-italian sandwich ]

 

02 November, Thursday, 12:24 pm

orange juice: [image]

orange juice: MISSING YOU (two hearts emoji)

blueberry: so much

blueberry: we hope ur doin ok

orange juice: STAY STRONG!

blueberry: and know that we both love you

orange juice: VERY MUCH!!

02 November, Thursday, 7:56 pm

meatta buns: i love you two so much

meatta buns: (two hearts emoji)(two hearts emoji)(two hearts emoji)

 


 

[ CHATROOM: shatterdome gossip group ]

 

02 November, Thursday, 7:57 pm

suffering™: we’re boarding the plane in a bit

suffering™: this jet lag is going to be the death of me

suffering™: metta says hi

Undyne the Undying: DID YOU SEE MY MESSAGES

suffering™: i did. you sure you didn’t start it first?

Undyne the Undying: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE

suffering™: i’m your co-pilot. i'm used to it by now but that doesn’t mean i don’t want to bleach my brain every time you recall the things you and your gf do

Undyne the Undying: THAT WAS ONE TIME

suffering™: one time too many

Undyne the Undying: ughhghghhhhhh

Undyne the Undying: i’m gonna go skype alphys

Undyne the Undying: at least she won’t shove my embarrassment in my face!!!

suffering™: only bc she is partly to blame in ur embarrassment

Undyne the Undying: NGGAAAGHGHHH

Undyne the Undying: GET ON YOUR PLANE ALREADY, NERD

suffering™: see u all later

 


 

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mewwwey have a safe trip! <3

undynechu เดินทางปลอดภัย. hurry back already, nerds

thegreatpapyrus I CAN’T WAIT!!! <3<3<3!!!!

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[ PRIVATE MESSAGE: Alphys & Undyne ]

 

10 January 2018, Wednesday, 3:34 am

(three crocodile emoji): hey undyne, i know it’s late but i have some bad news

(three crocodile emoji): hmu when you read this ok?

(three crocodile emoji): i hope youre having good dreams! <3

(three shark emoji): hey alph!! <3

(three shark emoji): i’m awake! what’s wrong?

(three crocodile emoji): omg i’m sorry!!! did i wake u? i’m sorry! go back to sleep omg

(three shark emoji): it’s fine, i was baking w papyrus. what’s up?

(three crocodile emoji): oh ok. send me pics! and well.......

(three crocodile emoji): i’m really really sorry but i can’t make it this weekend

(three crocodile emoji): (┬┬_┬┬)

(three shark emoji): WHAT!!!

(three shark emoji): WHAT HAPPENED?? WHY???

(three crocodile emoji): i’m so sorry!! the new upgrades are taking longer than i thought and i had a sudden burst of inspiration to redo a couple blueprints for the newer ones and it might take a while i’m not sure how long but i probably wont finish by this weekend i’m so so sorry

(three shark emoji): awww that sucks abt the updates, but don’t worry abt the rest of it!!! if you gotta make your robot babies even cooler, then go for it! i’m sure it’s gonna be badass!!

(three crocodile emoji): i know we’ve been planning this for the past week especially since there haven’t been any signs of kaiju for months and it would be better if we took this opportunity now instead of later but my stupid stupid brain is being dumb and i already told gaster about my plans so he’s expecting it by next week i’m so sorry

(three shark emoji): alphys, babe, it’s ok

(three shark emoji): this is important to you too, but it’s more important right now

(three shark emoji): this is going to affect a lot of people if you don’t do this, so i totally understand that you need to do this first

(three shark emoji): i’ll throw you back in the trash if you didn’t!

(three crocodile emoji): i’m still sorry......

(three crocodile emoji): i really wanted to see you

(three shark emoji): me too

(three shark emoji): but work comes first

(three shark emoji): i miss you so much

(three crocodile emoji): i miss you too

(three crocodile emoji): can we skype? i just. i really want to see your face and hear your voice right now

(three shark emoji): of course, babe!! hopefully the wifi won’t lag like last time

(three crocodile emoji): omg that was really embarrassing

(three shark emoji): hey it froze on a really cute expression on your face so i still count it as a win

(three crocodile emoji): uNDYN E OM G

11 January 2018, Thursday, 6:00 am

(three shark emoji): hey, babe! i hope you get some sleep tonight

(three shark emoji): good luck with your robobabies!

(three shark emoji): i love you!! (sparkling heart emoji)

(three crocodile emoji): good morning, undyne! i’m finishing up in a bit i think

(three crocodile emoji): have a good day! i love you!! (sparkling heart emoji)

 


 

 

[ PRIVATE MESSAGE: Undyne & Mads ]

 

11 January 2018, Thursday, 7:15 pm

Undyne Chulanont: good luck, partner, ur gonna need it lol

Mads Blook: i already drifted with ton before, there’s nothing to worry abt

Undyne Chulanont: yeah but that was BEFORE he got two boyfriends and a sex life

Mads Blook: ...........

Mads Blook: diputa

Mads Blook: if a kaiju appears while ur in japan i swear i’m gonna march over there in a jaeger and kick ur ass

Undyne Chulanont: HAH! i’d like to see u try, blook!

 


 

 

[ CHATROOM: shatterdome gossip group ]

 

12 January 2018, Friday, 9:43 pm

Undyne the Undying: HEY NERDS STOP WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING THIS IS IMPORTANT

Undyne the Undying: [image]

Undyne the Undying: LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND ISN’T SHE PERFECT ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE’S SO FOCUSED ON HER WORK

hot legs: i see you made it there in one piece, then

hot legs: say hello to alphy for me, darling~

Undyne the Undying: [image]

Undyne the Undying: [image]

Undyne the Undying: [image]

Undyne the Undying: this is payback for all the flirting in the gc

hot legs: i have no regrets

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: WOWIE! THOSE ARE SOME GOOD PICTURES OF DR. ALPHYS, UNDYNE!

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: THOUGH I MUST SAY YOUR PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS NEED WORK! IT IS A SHAME THAT THE LAST ONE IS BLURRY

Undyne the Undying: YOU try taking a pic of ur s/o while theyre trying to take ur phone away

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: ALRIGHT! I WILL!

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: I SHALL SHOW YOU MY BRILLIANT PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS AND STEADY HANDS!

Undyne the Undying: pfffft as if mtt would ever protest to taking a photo for you

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: [image]

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: [image]

Undyne the Undying: OH MY GOD ARE U TAKING PICS OF HIM WHILE HE’S STILL TAKING OFF HIS MAKEUP

Undyne the Undying: papyrus u brave, brave man

Undyne the Undying: it was nice knowing you, my friend

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: HMMM, I STAND CORRECTED! REMAINING STEADY TO TAKE A PHOTO WHILST DODGING IS DIFFICULT, AFTER ALL!

Undyne the Undying: oh ur alive

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: I HAVE MY WAYS! NYEHEHE!

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO CONTINUE WITH MY TAMING OF THE BEAST THAT IS METTA! NYEHEHEHE!

suffering™: like i told undyne, if a kaiju appears any time between today and undyne’s arrival back here, i will not be held responsible for my actions

Undyne the Undying: u didn’t say that, u just said you’ll kick my ass

suffering™: it was implied

Undyne the Undying: eh. still better than being in ur shoes rn lmao

Undyne the Undying: i am so thankful im like 10000 miles away from the loud makeup sex

comic sans: heh. nice one, undyne

Undyne the Undying: i didn’t mean to make that a pun ffs

comic sans: but dw mtt can be quiet

suffering™: i thought paps said mtt literally cannot shut up

suffering™: is physically incapable of it

comic sans: still tru, mtt is just a vocal guy

comic sans: but there are ways to make him quieter

Undyne the Undying: yeah ok im exiting this conversation

suffering™: im deleting my brain

comic sans: u asked lol

Undyne the Undying: I DID NOT

suffering™: I REGRET EVERYTHIGN

 


 

 

[ PRIVATE MESSAGE: Alphys & Undyne ]

 

14 January 2018, Sunday, 4:12 am

(three shark emoji): [image]

(three shark emoji): i miss you already

(three shark emoji): i wish u were taking this flight with me

(three shark emoji): i should’ve stuffed u in my luggage

(three crocodile emoji): i miss youuuuu!!

(three crocodile emoji): i’ll visit on vday! this time for sure!!

(three shark emoji): if not, then I’LL go!

(three shark emoji): won’t be a surprise this time tho, don’t worry

(three crocodile emoji): i still appreciated the visit tho!! <3

(three crocodile emoji): i love you! have a safe flight!! (sparkling heart emoji)

(three shark emoji): i love you too! (sparkling heart emoji)

(three crocodile emoji): [image]

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[ TEXT MESSAGE: Sans > Papyrus ]

 

TO: vova

Monday, February 5, 2018
SENT: hey bro, sorry i cant eat w u guys again today, but have u guys eaten yet? has mtt eaten anything at all today?
12:02 pm

RECEIVED: WORRY NOT, BROTHER! I HAVE MADE SURE METTA AT LEAST HAD SOME BREAD AND MILK AT BREAKFAST. HE IS CURRENTLY PICKING AT HIS LUNCH, BUT HE MANAGED TO EAT A FEW BITES.
12:05 pm

SENT: at least he’s eating. give him a hug for me
12:06 pm

RECEIVED: OF COURSE, BROTHER
12:06 pm

SENT: i’ll make sure not to have a shift tonight if he wants company
12:07 pm

RECEIVED: I’M WORRIED ABOUT HIM TOO. BUT I THINK HE WILL BE OK
12:08 pm

RECEIVED: MADS JUST CAME TO PICK HIM UP. THEY LOOK HAGGARD TOO
12:31 pm

SENT: guess we gotta wait and see. i believe in them
12:32 pm

RECEIVED: ME TOO
12:32 pm

 


 

        

[ CHATROOM: shatterdome gossip group ]

 

05 February 2018, Monday, 6:12pm

Undyne the Undying: metta, mads, it’s already dinnertime, where are you guys?

suffering™: sorry dyne, ton and i kinda lost track of time

suffering™: we’re on the rooftop, so we’ll be there in a bit

Undyne the Undying: it’s ok, take your time, just wanted to remind you guys to eat

suffering™: thanks, partner

Undyne the Undying: no problem, partner

6:31pm

Alphys the Alpha: metta, mads, i hope you two are ok

suffering™: thanks, dr. alphys

suffering™: he’s doing ok

Undyne the Undying: and what about you, mads? how are you doing?

suffering™: i’m fine

Undyne the Undying: mads

Undyne the Undying: remember what we talked about

Undyne the Undying: you can’t just keep distracting yourself by focusing on just taking care of metta

Undyne the Undying: you have to take care of yourself too

comic sans: tell mtt paps and i are here for him, if he needs us

suffering™: thank you

suffering™: i’ll tell him

7:02pm

suffering™: papyrus, sans, metta wants to stay with you two for the night

comic sans: gotcha

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: WE’LL LEAVE OUR DOOR UNLOCKED, MADS

suffering™: dyne...... can i ask you a favor

Undyne the Undying: of course

suffering™: can we lie down on the floor tonight

Undyne the Undying: the blook family tradition?

suffering™: yeah

Undyne the Undying: are you sure?

Undyne the Undying: i’m not saying no but

Undyne the Undying: i know who i remind you of, so i just want to be sure you're sure that it’s ok for me to be there

suffering™: yes. i’m sure

suffering™: i’ll be ok i think

suffering™: i just need

suffering™: i don't know

suffering™: but i want you to be there

suffering™: please?

Undyne the Undying: ok

Undyne the Undying: i’ll put the blankets down

suffering™: thanks, partner

Undyne the Undying: any time, partner

Alphys the Alpha: i hope you and metta will be ok, mads

Alphys the Alpha: i’m sorry i can’t be there

suffering™: it’s ok, dr. alphys, it’s the thought that counts

Alphys the Alpha: ;o;)/<3

suffering™: i hope u don't mind that i’m stealing your girlfriend for the night ?

Alphys the Alpha: no no of course not!! i understand you need the company, it’s really ok!!

suffering™: thank you, alphys

suffering™: (:

Undyne the Undying: i’ll skype you tomorrow?

Alphys the Alpha: ok! <3

Alphys the Alpha: i hope you two will be ok, mads

suffering™: we will be

suffering™: eventually

suffering™: thank you, everyone. for taking care of my cousin for so long.

Alphys the Alpha: no problem, mads. he's my best friend!

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: NO TROUBLE AT ALL! I LIKE MAKING METTA HAPPY!

comic sans: no problem. he's important to all of us

Undyne the Undying: he's a handful sometimes, but we love him anyway

Undyne the Undying: plus you deserve a break

Undyne the Undying: now let's take care of you, alright?

suffering™: ok

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[ CHATROOM: shatterdome gossip group ]

 

22 March 2018, Thursday, 8:36 pm

hot legs: BEAUTIES~~~~

Undyne the Undying: HOLY SHIT

suffering™: well... shit

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Alphys the Alpha: ????

hot legs: MY TIME~ HAS COME~~~

suffering™: you mean OUR time has come

hot legs: sure, but mostly me, as the hottest one of all of us, besides papyrus

Undyne the Undying: ALPHYS, BABE, WE’RE GETTING AN INTERVIEW WITH ELLEN!!!!!!!

Alphys the Alpha: OMG??????

hot legs: and many MANY other famous channels!!

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: WE’RE GOING TO BE ON TV!! WOWIEEEE!!!

Alphys the Alpha: AHSJDHAKLWEJLAKEJLKWAJ YOU GU Y S OHMGYGODAKSJDLAE

comic sans: congrats guys, sign my hoodie

Alphys the Alpha: CONGRATS!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJDKLAJELKWJ

hot legs: all my dreams are finally coming through!

hot legs: first interviews, next acting contracts!!!

hot legs: this: is it

Undyne the Undying: whoa hold on a sec, who said anything abt acting????

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: I HAVE UTMOST CONFIDENCE THAT YOU WILL GET AT LEAST SEVEN AGENCY OFFERS, METTA!!

hot legs: awww, thank you, sugarskull~ <3

Alphys the Alpha: aww we stan supportive bfs in this household

suffering™: why seven?

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: IT’S A LUCKY NUMBER!

Undyne the Undying: that’s fair. i’ll pass on all the acting stuff tho, eugh

Alphys the Alpha: i think you’d make a really cool heroine though!

Undyne the Undying: heh! that’s true! maybe if i get an offer for a badass role, then

Alphys the Alpha: GODY ES

Alphys the Alpha: i mEAN,, THAT SOUNDS GOOD I SUPPORT YOU

hot legs: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

comic sans: lol

Undyne the Undying: thanks, babe! <3

Alphys the Alpha: [gif]

hot legs: awww, darling, don’t be embarrassed now~~ come out the trash can

Undyne the Undying: lmao yeah, alph, these three have said way worse things in the gc

Alphys the Alpha: sTILL

suffering™: A NY WAYS

suffering™: we still have to get up early tomorrow for briefing and such for the interviews

suffering™: this means you, ton

hot legs: but i wanted to sleep with paps and sansy :(

suffering™: i’m just saying, if you’re BOTH late tomorrow, don’t come to me if you miss anything

hot legs: it’ll be fiiine, maddy, i know how to handle myself on interviews~

suffering™: this is DIFFERENT, ton. you’re representing a whole company, not just yourself and your youtube channel!!

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: WORRY NOT, MADS! I SHALL MAKE EXTRA SURE THAT METTA WILL BE UP BRIGHT AND EARLY TOMORROW!

hot legs: paps you’re no fun :(

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: DON’T WORRY, METTA, IT WILL BE A VERY ENJOYABLE, IF EXHAUSTING, EXPERIENCE FOR YOU, I’LL MAKE SURE OF IT!

hot legs: oHHHH

hot legs: well in that case~~

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: BROTHER, WILL YOU BE JOINING US?

comic sans: be there in 5

Undyne the Undying: you know what, for once, i’m not even gonna care about the blatant sexual tension in the gc. i’m way too hyped!! HAH!!

Undyne the Undying: GO HAVE FUN, YOU CRAZY KIDS!

Undyne the Undying: alph, babe, skype me? (sparkling heart emoji)

Alpha the Alpha: of course!! (sparkling heart emoji)

Chapter Text

[ YOUTUBE: Jaeger Pilot Undyne Chulanont Mentioning Her Girlfriend In Interviews (SO CUTE!) ]

“So, Undyne and Mads. You’re not related, but you two are - what was it - ‘Drift’ compatible?”

“Yep, that’s right!”

“So does this mean the two of you are together?”

(Undyne and Mads look at each other in mild horror and disgust.)

“NO!”

GOD NO!”

“I have a girlfriend!”

“And I’m not interested!”

[jumpcut]

“Oh, so you’re already taken then?” (The interviewer looks sadly towards the audience.) “Sorry, folks, this one's already taken.”

“Heck yeah I am!” (Undyne cackles, grinning widely.) “My girlfriend is perfect and I love her a lot. Oh wait, I’m not supposed to say that, sorry, babe!” (Undyne laughs ruefully at the camera.)

[jumpcut]

“Not supposed to say what? Did she give you a list of things not to say about her?”

“Hah! Nah, she just gets shy whenever I tell her I love her in public. She looks really cute when she blushes, but I try to respect her wishes. I can’t help it sometimes, though!”

“It’s true. Our rooms are right in front of each other and sometimes I just hear her shouting ‘OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU’ while she’s Skyping her girlfriend.”

[jumpcut]

“She’s really, really smart. She’s the one who makes all the Jaegers, actually! Wait, I don’t think I was supposed to say that. Can you cut this from the interview?”

[jumpcut]

“So, Undyne, I heard you’re dating Dr. Alphys Wey?”

“You know what, fu- eff it. Yeah! Yeah, I am!”

(Undyne gets up and turns to the camera. In the background, Mads ducks their head and hides their face in their hands.)

“I’M DATING DR. ALPHYS WEY!”

[jumpcut]

“By the way, if any of you hound her for interviews, I’ll suplex you. And if anyone hounds her on the streets, I’ll suplex you with Specter Knifefish.”

“As her copilot and Dr. Alphys’ friend, I’ll willingly help her suplex you.”

 


 

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[ PRIVATE MESSAGE: Alphys & Undyne ]

 

26 March 2018, Monday, 10:17 pm

(three crocodile emoji): [screenshot]

(three crocodile emoji): uNDYEN???????

(three shark emoji): shit

(three shark emoji): i’m so sorry, babe

(three shark emoji): i didn’t think it’d blow up like this

(three shark emoji): why is the internet suddenly so invested in our love life anyway?????

(three crocodile emoji): i,,,

(three crocodile emoji): i’m not.. mad,, i just..

(three shark emoji): overwhelmed?

(three crocodile emoji): yeah

(three shark emoji): i’m really sorry

(three shark emoji): i know you don’t want the attention

(three crocodile emoji): it’s ok

(three crocodile emoji): tbh i.... kinda like that everyone knows i’m your girlfriend (blushing emoji)

(three shark emoji): !!!!! BABE (three sparkling heart emoji)

(three crocodile emoji): nOT THaT i’M clAIMGLNG YOU OR ANYTHGIN!!!! GKAMLKSlAKSJd

(three shark emoji): but... what if i want you to claim me?

(three crocodile emoji): oh

 


 

[ CHATROOM: shatterdome gossip group ]

 

26 March 2018, Monday, 10:31 pm

hot legs: [screenshot]

hot legs: OHOHOHOHOHO

hot legs: congratulations on the ship name, darlings~ xo

Alphys the Alpha: SKDJAKSLJDKWJSJLKSKD

Undyne the Undying: oh my god

comic sans: changed ur mind abt makin ur relationship public?

Alphys the Alpha: uhhhhh you could say that

hot legs: ohhhh? (eyes emoji)

Alphys the Alpha: undyne made some very good points

Alphys the Alpha: there rly is no reason to keep it a secret, it’ll get out sooner or later anyway

Alphys the Alpha: plus it’s better than everyone making all these rumors abt who she’s supposedly dating

Undyne the Undying: yeah, i probably would’ve punched so many reporters in the face if that happened

hot legs: well i’m glad that the internet is very supportive of you two <3

suffering™: it’s the best outcome we could’ve hoped for, honestly

suffering™: i’m just glad that everyone’s too focused on them to needle me for info on MY nonexistent love life

Undyne the Undying: i’d take a bullet for you any time, partner

Undyne the Undying: metaphorically and physically

suffering™: thanks, partner. i’d do the same for you too

Alphys the Alpha: um pls don’t actually put yourself in any more danger than you already are in tho????

Undyne the Undying: of course, babe (sparkling heart emoji)

hot legs: you’re all so cute <3

hot legs: ah, i need to go now. papyrus is getting nervous abt our interviews again

Alphys the Alpha: they’re all scheduled tomorrow, right?

hot legs: yes indeed~ we’ll knock em dead for sure~~

comic sans: (two hearts emoji)

Undyne the Undying: heh! of course you will!

suffering™: good luck, you two!

hot legs: (two hearts emoji)(two hearts emoji)(two hearts emoji)