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The REAL Disaster of the Ultimate Academy

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Kokichi Oma added 15 people to the chat

 

Kokichi Oma changed the group name to The REAL Disaster of the Ultimate Academy

 

Kokichi Oma changed their name to omaGOD

 

omaGOD changed 15 names

 

omaGOD: welcome!! to your worst nightmare ;))

 

omaGOD: I am the god of this land, bow to me

 

omaGOD: I sincerely hope you enjoy the titles I have provided for you ;))

 

ultimatePENIS: I hate this

 

ultimatePENIS: when you say it out loud it sounds exactly the same

 

ultimatePENIS: I h a t e t h I s

 

S P A C E J A M: actually im not to mad about this

 

shylock homos: …its fitting tbh

 

minions are beautiful: I fail to comprehend why I was surprised

 

mothergoose: No comment.

 

peel the avocado: this is my name. til the day I die. avocado

 

peel the avocado: you’ll never let that joke die will you

 

Hermione GAYnger: I mean,,, I guess

 

catch these lesbian hands: its not wrong

 

say_goodbye_to_your_kneecaps_asshole: ugh

 

peel the avocado: DSSKKHEGGEKSHSHS

 

say_goodbye_to_your_kneecaps_asshole: I would kill you but I think maki would beat me to it

 

Hawumaki :3: fuck you

 

ultimatePENIS: oh my g o d

 

S P A C E J A M: oma why

 

ultimatePENIS: do you have a death wish

 

Hawumaki :3: die in a fire

 

omaGOD: if you don’t like it, just change it yknow

 

Hawumaki :3 changed their name to kill yourself

 

omaGOD: ouch

 

S P A C E J A M: thats harsh, maki roll

 

kill yourself changed their name to delete your account

 

S P A C E J A M: …better

 

shirogaNYA: its surprisingly more appropriate tbh

 

they-followin-me-ma: gonta not understand, why gonta’s name weird?

 

say_goodbye_to_your_kneecaps_asshole: oh god

 

ultimatePENIS: I hope you guys realize that kirumi will literally murder us if we taint gonta in any way

 

mothergoose: that is correct

 

minions are beautiful: gonta stay away

 

shirogaNYA: ur to pure for this

 

I AM ATUWAT: I dont understand my name??

 

omaGOD: say it out loud

 

I AM ATUWAT: ok

 

I AM ATUWAT: WAIT

 

I AM ATUWAT: HOW D A R E

 

omaGOD: ;)))

 

shylock homos: oh geez

 

ultimatePENIS: PFFFFFFFTT

 

shirogaNYA: thats actually a great pun

 

minions are beautiful: do not encourage him

 

I AM ATUWAT: I don’t like my name :(

 

omaGOD: awwwwwee did I offend atua? Just change it

 

I am ATUWAT changed their name to god is dead and we killed him

 

ultimatePENIS: oh

 

ultimatePENIS: did not expect that

 

god is dead and we killed him: is ur fault oma >:T

 

omaGOD: peasant I a m god

 

S P A C E J A M: well angies nickname is about to be correct

 

S P A C E J A M: makis on her way to kill you rn

 

omaGOD: fuck

 

shirogaNYA: rip

 

shylock homos: rip

 

ultimatePENIS: rip

 

god is dead and we killed him: rip

 

catch these lesbian hands: rip

 

Hermione GAYnger: rip

 

peel the avocado: rip

 

they-followin-me-ma: rip!! :D

 

omaGOD: GONTA WHY

 

minions are beautiful: oh so t h a t s what those noises are

 

minions are beautiful: shes sprinting down the hall, I presume

 

S P A C E J A M: say ur prayers

 

say_goodbye_to_your_kneecaps_asshole: god I wish that were me

 

S P A C E J A M: you want maki to chase after you??

 

say_goodbye_to_your_kneecaps_asshole: no I want her to fucking kill me

 

ultimatePENIS: …oh

 

shylock homos: …thats rough buddy

 

shirogaNYA: IS THAT AN AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER REFERENCE I LOVE THAT ANIME

 

minions are beautiful: did

 

minions are beautiful: did you just call ATLA an a n i m e

 

shirogaNYA: um

 

peel the avocado: oh my god

 

catch these lesbian hands: that’s gotta be illegal in some countries

 

say_goodbye_to_your_kneecaps_asshole: actually maki you have my full permission to kill tsumugi as well

 

S P A C E J A M: DAMN

 

they-followin-me-ma: no! do not hurt tsumugi D:

 

they-followin-me-ma: kokichi is okay though :D

 

shirogaNYA: GONTA OMG

 

minions are beautiful: WHAT AN UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS

 

say_goodbye_to_your_kneecaps_asshole: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

 

god is dead and we killed him: O W O W H A T S T H I S

 

Hermione GAYnger: PFFFTT WELL SAID MY BOY

 

delete your account: I see kirumi has taught him well

 

catch these lesbian hands: FINALLY A DEGENERATE SAID SOMETHING SMART

 

S P A C E J A M: DNSBHDUKDYUIETYDSSF SAVAGE

 

ultimatePENIS: I think I just heard shuichi scream really loudly holy shit

 

ultimatePENIS: you okay buddy

 

say_goodbye_to_your_kneecaps_asshole: thats what that was???

 

say_goodbye_to_your_kneecaps_asshole: I thought it was the sound of maki finally fucking murdering kokichi thanks for getting my hopes up

 

omaGOD: guys stop ur scaring the baby

 

shylock homos: what baby?

 

omaGOD: me

 

Hermione GAYnger: im deactivating

 

mothergoose: apologies for interrupting your… conversation

 

mothergoose: however

 

mothergoose: I hope you all know class starts in 5 min

 

ultimatePENIS: W H A T

 

Hermione GAYnger: shit

 

catch these lesbian hands: H I M I K O

 

say_goodbye_to_your_kneecaps_asshole: we are dead

 

god is dead and we killed him: like oma :D

 

S P A C E J A M: hes safe for now

 

S P A C E J A M: lucky for you, oma, im pretty sure killing in class is illegal

 

delete your account: jokes on you, my hatred of oma surpasses the law

 

ultimatePENIS: GUYS WE’RE GONNA BE LATE

 

shylock homos: jokes on you guys im already here and class has started

 

shylock homos: gonta and kirumi are already here too

 

shirogaNYA: h o w did you get there so fast

 

omaGOD: wait if class has started for you why are you texting? >:3

 

shylock homos: uh

 

S P A C E J A M: b u s t e d

 

delete your account: kaito you aren’t even dressed yet so shut the fuck up

 

omaGOD: D A M N

 

ultimatePENIS: MAKI KILLS AGAIN

 

peel the avocado: A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED

 

shylock homos: this was a mistake

 

delete your account: just like oma

 

peel the avocado: AND THERE GOES ANOTHER KILL

 

omaGOD: I regret everything