Kirishima has added Bakugou, Midoriya, Uraraka, Todoroki, Kaminari, Iida, Mina +12 others to the chat!
Kirishima: to celebrate the punishment of A Little Rat Bitch I have formed this safe haven to talk shit about He Who Shall Not Be Named whenever we want
Kaminari: a mood
Kaminari: thank u for this blessed offering Kiri
Mina: kiri for platonic class president
Mina: (not usurping iida, iida is #1 class pres)
Kirishima: g uys,,
Kaminari: @ Iida ur doing amazing sweetie
Iida: Thank you?
Iida: I must ask that we ensure this chat is used productively, and does not stray too off task or into subjects people may not want to talk about!
Kaminari: what does used productively mean
Midoriya: Shit talk about Mineta, say Fuck Endeavour.
Todoroki: oh, worm?
Kirishima has pinned a message to the channel
Kirishima: hell yeah! All the shit in my good homely server
Sero: how did midoriya get the first f bomb in here
Kaminari: my pure boy? Ruined? It's more likely than you think
Kirishima: who hurt u sweet bb
Kirishima: omw to punch a bro
Yaoyorozu has changed their name to Momo
Mina: shit we can change our names hell yeah
Iida: Oh no
Momo: Oh no.
Todoroki: oh no
Sero: OH Y E A H
Kaminari: bro,,, you never told me you were the kool aid man,,,
Sero: bro,, I'm sorry
Kaminari: b r o
Sero: babe,, it's not what it looks like
Kaminari: I can't believe you've done this babe,,,
Sero: no homo but babe ily I'm sorry I hurt u
Kaminari: bro homo ily2
Bakugou: Can you ass muffins stop for three seconds?
Sero: b r o
Kirishima: g u y s
Kaminari: ruining such a tender moment smh
Sero: now we need to plot revenge
Kirishima: g uys oh my g o d
Sero: no, that is the law of this land
Sero: we must now make him ill whenever he enters a room
Kaminari: caaaaaaaan d o
Kaminari: pm me it bih
Sero: u got it babe
Kaminari: thanks babe
Bakugou: If it were not for the laws of this land I would have slaughtered you
Kaminari: excUSE ME DID HE JSUT FUCKGIN MEME
Bakugou: gotta blast
Kirishima: it's funny because his quirk is explosions
Bakugou: I'm leaving
Kaminari: BakUBrO wAiT NO COME BACK WE HAVE SO MUCH TO BOND OVER
Bakugou: bond with your bondage boyfriend
Sero: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Bakugou: sorry do you want a fucking bandaid
Sero: for my heart? Yes pls
Bakugou: sure let me just grab some scissors to cut off the shit coming out of your fucking arms
Sero has changed their name to BandaidArms
Bakugou: I hate this fucking family
Kirishima: aw babe
Mina has changed their name to Xenomorph
Hagakure has changed their name to Whomst
Whomst: what's this???
Kaminari: why is ur name whomst
Whomst: once during training I spoke but I had my gloves off and snipe whispered 'whomst’ really quietly and Aizawa choked on his juice pouch
Kaminari: whrjks whAT
Uraraka has changed their name to Space
Tsuyu has changed their name to Lesbian
Lesbian: why are you calling out our good father like this
Kaminari: wrsksb you tWo hAve matching names I'm whEEZING
Kaminari has changed their name to DeezWatts
Lesbian: out of my house.
DeezWatts: make me
Lesbian: @ Jirou
Jirou: u stole my name???
Lesbian: get over it, we're both mature lesbians
Jirou: done and correct
Jirou has changed their name to BoomBoomPow
BoomBoomPow: what u need
Lesbian: Kaminari, gone
DeezWatts: I'm being attacked
BoomBoomPow: it's okay bc we love you
DeezWatts: correct but also :(
Lesbian: your name.
DeezWatts: your words can't hurt me deez watts are Gucci
Lesbian: I'm out
Space: oh n O
Lesbian: ((out being your room ochaco please open the door))
Space: I'm oN mY WAY
Iida: I leave for 5 minutes
Todoroki: me, upon entering the room finding you covered in glitter.
Iida: Midoriya wanted glitter, it's my job to get glitter, Todoroki. As both the class president and his friend!
Todoroki: sounds gay
Iida: It was intended
Todoroki: n i c e
Todoroki: I want glitter too
Iida: You're already in the room just hovering in the doorway.
Iida: Midoriya is going to grab you if you don't enter by yourself.
Midoriya is idle
Todoroki: oh sh
Todoroki is now idle
Iida is now idle
DeezWatts: moooooOOOOM IIDA S WORE
Space: wait who's our mom
BoomBoomPow: even bakugou knows it's midnight
Space: sorry!!! My experiences with her have been questionable lol
Space: she wiggled her eyebrows at me when I was talking to tsu and when tsu went to class she held me back to tell me 'get some girl’
BoomBoomPow: classic mom move
Momo: I suppose?
BoomBoomPow: it's like when present mic patted my shoulder and just gave me a thumbs up and a wink after momo kissed me on the cheek
Space: He's our supportive,,, uncle??
Space: another one,,?
Lesbian: hon I love you, I love you so much
Lesbian: but we have a lot of parental figures
Space: idk sounds pretty gay tsu
Lesbian: h o n
Space: jk coming into steal a kiss now
Lesbian: steal one I dare y
Space is now idle
Lesbian is now idle
DeezWatts: wait since midnight is our mom and Aizawa is our dad are they supposedly together??
DeezWatts: or mic and someone
Xenomorph: why did you specify someone for mic
DeezWatts: he's the definition of a bisexual
DeezWatts: leather jacket? Yee
DeezWatts: finger guns??? Yeeee
DeezWatts: puns????? Longest yeah boi ever
Xenomorph: I require receipts to feel reassured??
Midoriya is no longer idle
Midoriya: [Transcript from Put Your Hands Up Radio!!! PM - Present Mic, GS - Guest Speaker]
PM: So! What can you tell us about you? Special someone?
GS: Oh!! Haha no not right now! I'm just working on my job right now but- you're always talking about it right? Any girls for you huh?
PM: Pfffff!! Listener, there aren't any girls in my life but I sure am happy with my guy!
GS: Oh!! Are you like…?
PM: No need to be nervous! I've been openly bisexual since the three month anniversary of this radio show! I've been with my partner for a long time and I'm very happy with him!
Xenomorph: I WAS BLESSED ON THIS DAY THANK U MIDORIBABE
Midoriya: :DD No problem!!!! He does a ton of interesting talks about the LGBT+ community!!
Midoriya: he also plays meme music around 2-5 am on Saturdays (Sunday mornings)
DeezWatts: my interest is peaked
Bandaidarms: nice recovery
DeezWatts: thx bro
BandaidArms: yw bro
Bakugou: Oh no you fucking don't
Bakugou is now idle
DeezWatts: oh no
Xenomorph: oh no
Kirishima: oh no
BandaidArms: oh,,, yeah?
BandaidArms is now idle
DeezWatts is now idle
Bakugou is no longer idle
Bakugou: welcome to FUCKING flavour town
Iida is no longer idle
Iida: As class president I believe it is in everyone's best interests if Bakugou were to calm down, as well as Kaminari and Sero perhaps toning down whatever they were doing before to ensure such chaos.
Iida: The last time this happened Bakugou broke a window and I'm not explaining to Mr.Aizawa that “I'm sorry sir, my classmates couldn't control their gay urges and relentlessly teased the walking minefield”
Iida: The disappointed dad(uncle??) stare is not a pleasant one
Midoriya: Tone it down for Iida's safety pls
Xenomorph: look at those pure good boys
Xenomorph has changed Midoriya 's name to Pure
Xenomorph: u wouldn't disappoint them now would you,, @ BandaidArms , @ DeezWatts , @ Bakugou
BandaidArms is no longer idle
DeezWatts is no longer idle
DeezWatts: p ure
Bakugou: yes I fucking would
Xenomorph: disgusting out of my good home.
Kirishima: : (
BandaidArms has changed Bakugou 's name to Bakugay
Bakugay: you have three seconds
Kirishima has changed their name to Queerishima
Queerishima: and now we match!!!
Bakugay: he has twenty seconds.
BandaidArms: thank u sweet bro
Pure: you'll need a head start
BandaidArms: thank u midoribabe
BandaidArms is now idle
Iida: Oh dear
Iida: You're going to have to Run™
DeezWatts has changed Iida 's name to Run ™
Run™: I suppose?
Aoyama has changed their name to FrenchSparkleParty
Shouji has changed their name to Tentacruel
Tokoyami has changed their name to Murkrow
Satou has changed their name to CandyCRONCH
Ojiro has changed their name to Infernape
Kouda has changed their name to Rowlet
Todoroki has changed their name to Vulpix
Infernape: why Vulpix?
Vulpix: normal Vulpix is fire type
Vulpix: alolan Vulpix is ice
Vulpix: and foxes are cute
Infernape: understandable have a nice day
Pure: not as cute as u tho todo
Infernape: sorry my mistake have a nice *gay
Pure: I mean
Vulpix: sO WHy infernape
Infernape: him tail
Vulpix: you're right
Infernape: I tail
Vulpix: also correct
Infernape: difference? Lil bit.
Infernape: why the others tho
CandyCRONCH: do you have to ask
Infernape: guess not?
Tentacruel: am I not self explanatory
Infernape: my mistake you are correct
Rowlet: !!!!!! OvO!!!!!!!!!! ^V^ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Infernape: completely understandable thank you for your valuable time you pure child
Murkrow: Same as shouji and Ojiro tbh
DeezWatts: him dark, him crow, difference? Lil bit
Murkrow: but is he a crow or is he a raven
DeezWatts: don't do this to me man
Murkrow: find out on the next episode.