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Are you hitting on her for me?

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- A buddy of mine saw Frank take his shirt off in the shower, and he said that he has an eight-pack.
Frank shot him a glance: - Are you hitting on Hazel for me?

- Well, you weren't gonna do it -, said Leo, patting his own shoulder. - You're welcome.

- Why should I hit on her? We're already together.

- Wait, a minute -, said Hazel, interrupting their bickering. - I can hear the finger quotes in your voice, what's it from?

Frank groaned, while Leo basically lit up: - My dear Hazel, I'm glad you asked!