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N.Dying

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[God J.Don created a group chat called N.Dying!]

[God J.Don has added Kwangjin, Hun, and Jaehyun!]

[God J.Don has changed Kwangjin's nickname to The Real Catch, Hun's nickname to Teeth Boi, and Jaehyun's nickname to Stupid!]

God J.Don: hello children !

Stupid: y is my name stupid

Teeth Boi: He needs to be accurate with our nicknames.

The Real Catch: ;)))) mine is very accurate

[Teeth Boi has changed The Real Catch's nickname to A Giant Loser!]

A Giant Loser: the fucking disrespect

God J.Don: i didn't raise you to be like this, hun

[A Giant Loser has changed their nickname to The Real Catch!]

Stupid: hey guys can i add a friend

God J.Don: who is it ?

Stupid: a kid i met on campus they r really nice youll like him

God J.Don: i'm cool with it

Teeth Boi: I can't believe Jaehyun has friends that aren't us

Stupid: i have friends!

The Real Catch: you can add your 'friend'

[Stupid has added Yoo Hoeseung to the group chat!]

[Stupid has changed Yoo Hoeseung's nickname to Angel Baby!]

Angel Baby: hello! :)

Stupid: hey hoeseung! it's jaehyun! guys this is an actual angel

God J.Don: hello hoeseung! i'm seunghyub

Teeth Boi: Hun, aka Teeth Boi because they are very sharp

Stupid: i can confirm, he bit me once

The Real Catch: hi! i'm kwangjin, the only one that matters here

[God J.Don has removed The Real Catch from the group chat!]

Teeth Boi: LMAO

Stupid: YOOOO HE GONNA KILL U WHEN HE COMES BCK

Angel Baby: is it always like this?

Teeth Boi: Don't know, we literally just started the chat

Angel Baby: really?

Teeth Boi: Yeah, but we've known each other for a while now
Teeth Boi: Should we add him back?

God J.Don: no

Teeth Boi: Okay

Angel Baby: what do you all major in?

God J.Don: i'm an acting major

Teeth Boi: literature

Stupid: music, i usually work with instruments

Teeth Boi: you?

Angel Baby: music, as well, vocals specifically

God J.Don: that's cool !

Angel Baby: i also minor in literature. what does kwangjin major in?

God J.Don: music lmao, he's dead to me
God J.Don: brb

~

[1 missed notification from Demigods]

God Jimin: seunghyub

God J.Don: yeah?

God Jimin: care to bring your favourite person ice cream?

God J.Don: no, fuck you

Yonghwa: guys, when will i get god in my name too

God Jimin: one day, bro, one day

God J.Don: see ya

~

[23 missed notifications from N.Dying]

The Real Catch: HOW DARE HE REMOVE ME FROM THE GROUP CHAT, WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS
The Real Catch: wHERE IS HE ANYWAYS

Angel Baby: he said brb?

God J.Don: who added him back ?

Teeth Boi: Hoeseung

Stupid: hoeseung

Angel Baby: sorry :( i felt bad

The Real Catch: WHERE DID YOU GO AND HOW DARE YOU!!!

God J.Don: DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ?
God J.Don: also my sister texted

Angel Baby: who's your sister?

God J.Don: you know Jimin ? Shin Jimin ?

Angel Baby: oh yeah!

God J.Don: her

Angel Baby: :o woah what! i didn't know she had siblings!

Teeth Boi: Oh yeah. Yonghwa, Jimin, and Seunghyub. They're all half siblings.

Angel Baby: half?

God J.Don: we all had different moms

Angel Baby: wowie

God J.Don: yeah. my dad was married before and they had yonghwa but then they got a divorce and yonghwa stayed with his mom.
God J.Don: soon after, he got remarried to jimin's mom and had jimin but then he cheated on her w/ my mom and now i'm here
God J.Don: it's long to explain so we just...don't
God J.Don: the three of us are still in contact though

Angel Baby: did you live with your mom?

God J.Don: no, i lived with our dad. mom died giving birth,,

Angel Baby: oh, i'm sorry

God J.Don: it's okay

Stupid: ask him when his bday is!!!

Angel Baby: when's your birthday?

Stupid: IT'S HALLOWEEN!!!

God J.Don: wHY DID YOU TELL HIM TO ASK IF YOU WERE GONNA ANSWER IT YOURSELF

Angel Baby: wait, seriously??

God J.Don: yeah

Teeth Boi: we have halloween theme parties, it's great

God J.Don: where did kwangjin go??

The Real Catch: open your door seunghyub

God J.Don: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU OUTSIDE OF MY DORM

The Real Catch: OPEN THE DOOR SEUNGHYUB

God J.Don: NO WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU STAY AWAY YOU VIRUS

Teeth Boi: DID HE JUST CALL KWANGJIN A VIRUS

Angel Baby: DON'T KILL SEUNGHYUB PLEASE

Stupid: virus

[Stupid changed The Real Catch's nickname to Virus!]

Stupid: haha

Teeth Boi: Your nickname is stupid, stop laughing

Stupid: :(

God J.Don: CALLORUEHFU JIMINROITHGSUGHI FUCIKJRGA

Teeth Boi: HOW DID HE GET IN
Teeth Boi: I called Jimin. She's salty that you didn't bring her ice cream.

Angel Baby: Seunghyub???

Stupid: i can't believe seunghyub is fckin dead

Teeth Boi: I wanted to be the one to end him

God J.Don: hey

Stupid: HE LIVES

Virus: i went to fight him but then i just tickled him
Virus: we are now laying on his bed, texting this hell of a gc

Angel Baby: how did you get in?

The Real Catch: he opened the door when i told him that i wouldn't kill him

Teeth Boi: seunghyub is too gullible for this

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[3:45 pm - N.Dying]

God J.Don: the funniest thing happened in class today

Teeth Boi: What?

God J.Don: we were getting scripts to practice with, right and this one kid in my class looks down at the script and goes, "i should have studied in china."
God J.Don: the eNTIRE CLASS HEARD HIM AND WE ALL DIED
God J.Don: he only understood a small portion of the script, save him

Teeth Boi: RIP

Angel Baby: how does one....write lyrics?

Teeth Boi: You don't.

God J.Don: yeah, you just drop dead

Angel Baby: shit

Stupid: [sent a photo]
Stupid: i didn't know kwangjin slept shirtless

Angel Baby: why are you in kwangjins dorm? i thought you shared a dorm with hun

Stupid: i do, i came to wake him up because he told me he would buy me food

Teeth Boi: wtf, I want food.

Stupid: HELREOISRUJOGRNUJ

Teeth Boi: yo, he dead

Stupid: it's kwangjin now. i killed jaehyun

Teeth Boi: thank god

Stupid: just doing gods work :)

Angel Baby: where is he??

Stupid: jaehyun? i'm sitting on him

Angel Baby: OMG let him goooo

Stupid: no

 

[3:53 - Demigods]

God J.Don: I HATE KWON KWANGJIN WITH A BURNING PASSION

Yonghwa: what happened??

God J.Don: JAEHYUN WENT TO HIS DORM AND SENT A PICTURE OF HIM SHIRTLESS

Yonghwa: WHY ARE YOU ANGRY ABOUT THAT?

God Jimin: god seunghyub, that's gay

Yonghwa: OH
Yonghwa: seunghyub likes kwangjin?? siNCE WHEN?

God Jimin: Since fOREVER
God Jimin: jk, since like last year. he's been crushing hard on this boy

God J.Don: stfu, listen 

Yonghwa: just tell him how you feel

God J.Don: fuck yonghwa, idk

Yonghwa: :\

God Jimin: GET IT!! don't take too long, what if someone sweeps him off his feet

God J.Don: don't say that to me
God J.Don: seolhyun ~

Yonghwa: guys i graduated from your collage like two years ago
Yonghwa: i don't know half the people you two talk about. who's seolhyun?
Yonghwa: i hAVEN'T EVEN MET SEUNGHYUB IRL YET

God Jimin: first of all, yeah, you two should probably plan that
God Jimin: second of all, SHE'S NO ONE

God J.Don: seolhyun is a friend of jimin's that she really likes

Yonghwa: that's so cute wtf y'all are adorable i love my baby siblings

God Jimin: we're like twenty, yonghwa

Yonghwa: I LOVE MY BABY SIBLINGS

God J.Don: i think it's time

[God J.Don changed Yonghwa's nickname to God Yonghwa!]

God Yonghwa: YES OMGOWHNOURG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS

God Jimin: they grow up so fast :')

God Yonghwa: i'm older than you???

God Jimin: do you want to fight

 

[50+ missed notifications from N.Dying]

God J.Don: JFC i leave for a few minutes??

Angel Baby: seunghyub?? can i come to your dorm? i'm bored :(

God J.Don: sure

Angel Baby: :D yay!! who's your roommate?

God J.Don: i don't have one actually because of an uneven amount of students staying in the dorms. i managed to get a room to myself

Teeth Boi: please take my roommate

Angel Baby: i'm roommates with inseong but he's out right now!

Virus: which one?

Teeth Boi: kim inseong or jeong inseong?

Angel Baby: um-

God J.Don: inseong that hangs out with jaeyoon or the inseong that hangs out with youjin?

Angel Baby: jaeyoon's inseong!

Virus: jaeyoon's inseong,, that sounds so cute i'm gonna tell them that

Angel Baby: the other inseong lives a few dorms down though
Angel Baby: they kind of do the 'there can only be one' kind of thing

God J.Donwhere's jaehyun?

Virus: stuffing his face with food

God J.Don: does anyone want to come with me to volunteer at the nearby highschool?

Virus: the one that Chanhee and Youngkyun go to?

God J.Don: yeah that one

Virus: when?

God J.Don: on thursday

Virus: sure, i'll tag along

Teeth Boi: i want to come

Angel Baby: you guys have friends in highschool?

God J.Don: it's more like we're friends with inseong who is friends with seokwoo who is friends with the highschool kids
God J.Don: seokwoo is like their mom, he actually walks them home

Stupid: hi, i'm full also doesnt taeyang go there too

Virus: oh yeeeeeaaaah!
Virus: let's bully them

God J.Don: i'm all up for bullying taeyang.

Teeth Boi: LET'S DESTROY THEM

God J.Don: hoeseung? jaehyun? are you two gonna come with?

Angel Baby: i can't :( i have classes

Stupid: i'm just lazy

God J.Don: that's okay, hoseung. maybe next time?
God J.Don: also choke, jaehyun

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[4:01 PM - N.Dying]

Angel Baby: hey guys! how was volunteering??

Teeth Boi: It was great.

God J.Don: I literally did Chanhee's homework for him, sly bugger

Virus: i destroyed taeyang in basketball

Teeth Boi: Kwangjin lost by 7-3

Virus: shut up hUN!!

Teeth Boi: Taeyang shot but then the ball hit the rim of the net and bounced back into Kwangjin's face
Teeth Boi: [sent a video]

Angel Baby: are you okay, kwangjin

Virus: im fine thx for ur concern :')

Stupid: guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teeth Boi: WHAT

Stupid: let's go out tonight!!!

Angel Baby: oooh where to??

Stupid: let's go to a club!

Virus: i know a good one!

Teeth Boi: you know what
Teeth Boi: fuck yeah, let's do this

Stupid: seunghyub???

God J.Don: sorry guys ! i have work tonight :(
God J.Don: talk to you tomorrow morning, don't drink too much and get home safe !

Virus: boooooooooooooo

Angel Baby: maybe another time, seunghyub! :D

Teeth Boi: so? what's the place you were talking about, kwangjin?

Virus: it's close. i heard the two bartenders who work there are really cute ;)))))))))

Teeth Boi: can you not

Stupid: whats it called? im excited now!

Virus: its called Angels
Virus: employees are called aces, like
Virus: they're the ace of angels

Angel Baby: sounds cool!! what time shall we meet up for??

Teeth Boi: let's meet in the front at 8pm, sound good?

Stupid: yup!

Angel Baby: see you there!

Virus: yeah man

 

[8:05 PM - N.Dying]

Virus: fuCK
Virus: WHAT THE FUCKNREOUG

Angel Baby: what's wrong??
Angel Baby: i might be a bit late btw :((

Teeth Boi: omw

Stupid: i'm outside where r u kwangjin

Virus: I'M INSIDE

Stupid: what happened?

Virus: THE BARTENDER
Virus: ONE OF THEM IS CHANMI

Stupid: seriously!??

Angel Baby: :O

Virus: yo jaehyun get ur ass in here

Stupid: you could at least say it nicely :((

Virus: the other bartender is coming back
Virus: WHAT THE FUCK
Virus: WHAT THE FLYING FUCK

Angel Baby: i'm coming inside
Angel Baby: what happened this time??

Virus: [sent a photo]

Angel Baby:  WHAT THE FUCK

Teeth Boi: Oh my GO d w HAt YO I'M RUNNING INSIDE

Angel Baby: IS THAT SEUNGHYUB

Stupid: SEUNGHYUB WORKS IN THE CLUB HOW DID HE NOT TELL US THIS WRTGIHNRGORNTBGEOUJBGOUJEWBWOURBN

God J.Don:  LISTEN

Virus: [sent a video]
Virus: WHEN DID HE LEARN HOW TO MIX DRINKS LIKE THAT WTF

 

[9:59 PM - N.Dying]

Stupid: seunghyub stop glaring at us from the bar

 

[10:02 PM - Demigods]

God J.Don: i'm quitting i can't do this furohsgurnhg

God Jimin: quitting your job??

God J.Don: YES

God Yonghwa: lmao why

God J.Don: MY FRIENDS FOUND OUT I WORK AT ANGELS

God Jimin: just mix them drinks with a shit ton of alcohol to the point we're they are so drunk, you could drop them on the street and they wouldn't remember a thing

God Yonghwa: jimin what the fuck
God Yonghwa: don't do that seunghyub, how about you help take them home after

God J.Don: you're right and that makes me angry >:(

God Yonghwa: you could take care of kwangjin~

God J.Don: YOOOOOOOOOOO I COULD

 

[11:11 PM - God J.Don to God Jimin]

God J.Don: father i must make a confession

God Jimin: god will always forgive you my child
God Jimin: lmao what's up

God J.Don: okay
God J.Don: i'm seriously gonna make a confession

God Jimin: to kwangjin??

God J.Don: no, not that kind of confession

God Jimin: then?

God J.Don: okay
God J.Don: well
God J.Don: before we met jaehyun and hun, it was just kwangjin and I
God J.Don: for his birthday, we decided to go out to drink
God J.Don: we may have had more then we should have

God Jimin: i don't underPIRGJSRIOUGN
God Jimin: yoU DIDN'T

God J.Don: we did

God Jimin: SEUNGHYUB
God Jimin: what hAPPENED THE NEXT MORNING??

God J.Don: well we didn't really talk about it??
God J.Don: he just asked me to forget it happened

God Jimin:  YOU AGREED DIDN'T YOU

God J.Don: :\

God Jimin: sigh
God Jimin: i don't know what to tell you man

God J.Don: that's fine

God Jimin: this doesn't really help with your giant crush on him

God J.Don: NO

God Jimin: are you just gonna forget about it??? the you know and your crush?

God J.Don: maybe???
God J.Don: gotta go, i have four drunk children to look after

God Jimin: see you tomorrow
God Jimin: are you coming to the family reunion?

God J.Don: most likely
God J.Don: night

God Jimin: night, love you lil bro :)

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[N.Dying - 1 new message]

Stupid: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Teeth Boi: shut the FUCK up

Stupid: wow ok fucking rude

God J.Don: stop fucking swearing

Angel Baby: jesus christ

 

[10:11 AM - N.Dying]

Virus: i'm sorry but

[Virus has changed God J.Don's nickname to Bartender Seunghyub]

Bartender Seunghyub: oH MY GOOOOOOD. OOOOooOH MY GOD.
Bartender Seunghyub: ooHHH MYYYYYY GoOoOOOOoood

Virus: someone was bound to do it!

Angel Baby: i think it's a cool job, seunghyub!

Bartender Seunghyub: thank you,, hoeseung

Virus: but wHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US

Bartender Seunghyub: i don't know,,,,

{Bartender Seunghyub has changed their nickname to God J.Don!]

Virus: SMH
Virus: if you had told us, i could have picked you up after work!

God J.Don: you're asleep by the time i get off work

Angel Baby: do you have work tonight?

God J.Don: yes

Angel Baby: kwangjin can use this to prove himself!

God J.Don: NO

Virus: YES! WaTCH, Ill be there on time!!

God J.Don: you know what,, fine !
God J.Don: i get off at 12:30
God J.Don: pick me up at 1, i have to clean up afterwards

Virus: holy fuck

God J.Don: what ? can't make it ?

Virus: no!!! i can make it!!!! ill be there!!!

God J.Don: if you aren't there by 1:05, i'm leaving, okay ?

Virus: deal!

Teeth Boi: now we wait to see Kwangjin fuck up

Virus: were you lurking??

Teeth Boi: we all are. Hoeseung, Jaehyun and I are at a cafe and they are looking over my shoulder.

God J.Don: i hate all of you

 

[9:02 PM - Demigods]

God Jimin: becky lemme smash

God Yonghwa: w h y

God Jimin: oh snap wrong gc
God Jimin: hahahahahaha

God J.Don: kwangjin said he's picking me up after work today
God J.Don: he's not going to make it on time

God Jimin: doubt it

God Yonghwa: idk Kwangjin that well but I doubt it too

God Jimin: have you two met yet??

God Yonghwa: ah, no. I've been really lately :(

God J.Don: we're planning to meet up next week ! i'm exicted !!

God Jimin: who's going to our stupid family get together?

God Yonghwa: not me

God J.Don: same, i have work and classes to pay for

God Jimin: DAMN IT

God Yonghwa: can't you bring a friend? 
God Yonghwa: bring that girl. seolhyun!

God Jimin: NO

God J.Don: YES

 

[1:02 AM - N.Dying]

Angel Baby: is he there yet?

God J.Don: first of all,, why are you still awake
God J.Don: second of all, no not yet

Angel Baby: i stayed up doing work and looking for jobs that i lost track of time

God J.Don: please sleep

Teeth Boi: 1:04!!!!! Kwangjin a dead boi now

Stupid: IT GETS INTENSE

Teeth Boi: let's all count down together, shall we?

Angel Baby: 5

Stupid: 4

Angel Baby: 3

Stupid: 2

Teeth Boi: 1!!!!!
Teeth Boi: where is he?

Angel Baby: seunghyub?

God J.Don: he's not here,,
God J.Don: should I give him more time?

Teeth Boi: dude, no

Angel Baby: go back to your dorm! you're probably really tired!

 

[1:27 PM - God J.Don to Virus]

God J.Don: kwangjin,, please be awake

Virus: fuck seunghyub im so sorry! you were right, i did fall asleep

God J.Don: no no, it's okay
God J.Don: how quickly can you come and pick me up from the tattoo store

Virus: DID YOU GET A TATTOO??

God J.Don: NO
God J.Don: there is this man that's been following me since i started walking home from the club and he's scaring me

Virus: ok fuck
Virus: im on my way, stay inside any open stores and stay somewhere crowded

 

[1:45 PM - God J.Don to Virus]

God J.Don: thanks

Virus: ofc, you are welcome ;)

God J.Don: don't do that

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[2:21 AM - Stupid to God J.Don]

Stupid: M O M

God J.Don: did you just call me mom ?

Stupid: yes

God J.Don: i'm not your mom
God J.Don: jaehyun, it's 2am and i just got off work
God J.Don: i want to sleep, go to bed

Stupid: aAAAhhHHHH I NEED YOUR ADVICE

God J.Don: fine make it quick

Stupid: so, i have this friend

God J.Don: jaehyun just say it's you
God J.Don: you don't have to say it's for a friend every time you need advice

Stupid: im serious! its for a friend!

God J.Don: mmm

Stupid: so this friend has another friend
Stupid: and they may or may not like the other friend but they arent really sure about it
Stupid: i didnt know what to tell them

God J.Don: at 2am?
God J.Don: ok well, 
God J.Don: tell your friend to give it time. they'll know if they do or don't. liking someone is a hard feeling to explain but when you know, you know

Stupid: thanks seunghyub!!!!
Stupid: do you have a crush on someone :O

God J.Don: no lmao

Stupid: okay then good night mom

God J.Don: you're adopted

Stupid: D:

 

[2:40 AM - Stupid to Teeth Boi]

Stupid: hey

Teeth Boi: what

Stupid: youre awake?

Teeth Boi: Yeah, why?

Stupid: i need some advice

Teeth Boi: Talk to Seunghyub

Stupid: i already did

Teeth Boi: Then why are you talking to me? Go to bed and leave me alone

Stupid: i just another opinion on this

Teeth Boi: fine

Stupid: so i have a friend that has a crush on another friend but they arent certain if they like them or not

Teeth Boi: Is the first friend you and the 'crush' is Hoeseung?

Stupid: how tf-

Teeth Boi: You tend to talk a lot when you're drunk

Stupid: FUCK

Teeth Boi: And this is why your nickname is 'Stupid'

Stupid: sHIT DO YOU THINK SEUNGHYUB KNOWS???

Teeth Boi: Probably
Teeth Boi: Plus, you're kind of obvious when you talk to him

Stupid: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Teeth Boi: Yeah, you aren't discreet like Seunghyub
Teeth Boi: FUCK, how you do unsend a message????

Stupid: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "DISCREET LIKE SEUNGHYUB"
Stupid: SEUNGHYUB LIKES SOMEONE???? ISFHNJOESINHSIEBGAOUBEUB WHO??? TELL ME

Teeth Boi: NO

Stupid: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS

Teeth Boi: Suddenly, I can't read
Teeth Boi: Okay fine, I'll tell you. But you can't tell anyone

Stupid: not even hoeseung? :((

Teeth Boi: he already knows

Stupid: so am i the only one who doesnt?? does kwangjin know?

Teeth Boi: no
Teeth Boi: because

Stupid: can i tell kwangjin?

Teeth Boi: NO

Stupid: why?? he'll be the only one who doesnt know D: thats not fair were all friends

Teeth Boi: BECAUSE SEUNGHYUB LIKES KWANGJIN, DUMBASS

Stupid: ARE YOU SERIOUS I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED

Teeth Boi: I realized

Stupid: we are defintiely meddling into this arent we :D

Teeth Boi: definitely*

 

[12:02 PM - N.Dying]

Stupid: so who do you think is the kinkiest

Teeth Boi: Kwangjin

Virus: WHAT NO

Stupid: i think its hoeseung

Angel Baby: why me

Stupid: you act all sweet but youre probably a frEAK

Teeth Boi: A freak needs a freak
Teeth Boi: I also think Seunghyub is kinky

God J.Don: don't drag me into this

Virus: how so

Teeth Boi: Kwangjin probably has a daddy kink, tbh
Teeth Boi: Seunghyub has a blindfold kink or some bdsm shit

Stupid: what about hoeseung

Teeth Boi: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Teeth Boi: I don't think Hoeseung has a kink. Jaehyun probably does.

Virus: I think Hun has a praise kink

God J.Don: I'M FUCKEKNFJE CRYING LTHIS IS GREAT
God J.Don: BUT SEUNGHYUB PROBABLY DOES BUT IDK IF ITS BDSM 

Angel Baby: who are you and what have you done with Seunghyub

God J.Don: im his sugar daddy who is 100% into his kinks
God J.Don: he likes it when i call him kitten

Angel Baby: nevermind, i don't want to know anymore

Virus: im gonna guess
Virus: jaeyoon??

God J.Don: DING DING DING
God J.Don: i'll give you a prize

Virus: oooh!! what is it

God J.Don: daddy

Virus: b y e

Teeth Boi: Why do you have Seunghyub's phone?

God J.Don: I bumped into him in the cafe and he just went to the bathroom

Stupid: hes gonna kill you
Stupid: get someone to film it

God J.Don: okay r00d
God J.Don: i'll be gone soon im waiting for inseong <3

Angel Baby: cute :DD

God J.Don: jaeyoon left and i'm deleting my entire life
God J.Don: give all my possessions to Hoeseung

 

[12:09 PM - Teeth Boi to God J.Don]

Teeth Boi: I know it wasn't really you, but you technically called Kwangjin 'daddy'

God J.Don: will you help me end my life

Teeth Boi: What are friends for?