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N.Dying

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[God J.Don created a group chat called N.Dying!]

[God J.Don has added Kwangjin, Hun, and Jaehyun!]

[God J.Don has changed Kwangjin's nickname to The Real Catch, Hun's nickname to Teeth Boi, and Jaehyun's nickname to Stupid!]

God J.Don: hello children !

Stupid: y is my name stupid

Teeth Boi: He needs to be accurate with our nicknames.

The Real Catch: ;)))) mine is very accurate

[Teeth Boi has changed The Real Catch's nickname to A Giant Loser!]

A Giant Loser: the fucking disrespect

God J.Don: i didn't raise you to be like this, hun

[A Giant Loser has changed their nickname to The Real Catch!]

Stupid: hey guys can i add a friend

God J.Don: who is it ?

Stupid: a kid i met on campus they r really nice youll like him

God J.Don: i'm cool with it

Teeth Boi: I can't believe Jaehyun has friends that aren't us

Stupid: i have friends!

The Real Catch: you can add your 'friend'

[Stupid has added Yoo Hoeseung to the group chat!]

[Stupid has changed Yoo Hoeseung's nickname to Angel Baby!]

Angel Baby: hello! :)

Stupid: hey hoeseung! it's jaehyun! guys this is an actual angel

God J.Don: hello hoeseung! i'm seunghyub

Teeth Boi: Hun, aka Teeth Boi because they are very sharp

Stupid: i can confirm, he bit me once

The Real Catch: hi! i'm kwangjin, the only one that matters here

[God J.Don has removed The Real Catch from the group chat!]

Teeth Boi: LMAO

Stupid: YOOOO HE GONNA KILL U WHEN HE COMES BCK

Angel Baby: is it always like this?

Teeth Boi: Don't know, we literally just started the chat

Angel Baby: really?

Teeth Boi: Yeah, but we've known each other for a while now
Teeth Boi: Should we add him back?

God J.Don: no

Teeth Boi: Okay

Angel Baby: what do you all major in?

God J.Don: i'm an acting major

Teeth Boi: literature

Stupid: music, i usually work with instruments

Teeth Boi: you?

Angel Baby: music, as well, vocals specifically

God J.Don: that's cool !

Angel Baby: i also minor in literature. what does kwangjin major in?

God J.Don: music lmao, he's dead to me
God J.Don: brb

~

[1 missed notification from Demigods]

God Jimin: seunghyub

God J.Don: yeah?

God Jimin: care to bring your favourite person ice cream?

God J.Don: no, fuck you

Yonghwa: guys, when will i get god in my name too

God Jimin: one day, bro, one day

God J.Don: see ya

~

[23 missed notifications from N.Dying]

The Real Catch: HOW DARE HE REMOVE ME FROM THE GROUP CHAT, WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS
The Real Catch: wHERE IS HE ANYWAYS

Angel Baby: he said brb?

God J.Don: who added him back ?

Teeth Boi: Hoeseung

Stupid: hoeseung

Angel Baby: sorry :( i felt bad

The Real Catch: WHERE DID YOU GO AND HOW DARE YOU!!!

God J.Don: DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ?
God J.Don: also my sister texted

Angel Baby: who's your sister?

God J.Don: you know Jimin ? Shin Jimin ?

Angel Baby: oh yeah!

God J.Don: her

Angel Baby: :o woah what! i didn't know she had siblings!

Teeth Boi: Oh yeah. Yonghwa, Jimin, and Seunghyub. They're all half siblings.

Angel Baby: half?

God J.Don: we all had different moms

Angel Baby: wowie

God J.Don: yeah. my dad was married before and they had yonghwa but then they got a divorce and yonghwa stayed with his mom.
God J.Don: soon after, he got remarried to jimin's mom and had jimin but then he cheated on her w/ my mom and now i'm here
God J.Don: it's long to explain so we just...don't
God J.Don: the three of us are still in contact though

Angel Baby: did you live with your mom?

God J.Don: no, i lived with our dad. mom died giving birth,,

Angel Baby: oh, i'm sorry

God J.Don: it's okay

Stupid: ask him when his bday is!!!

Angel Baby: when's your birthday?

Stupid: IT'S HALLOWEEN!!!

God J.Don: wHY DID YOU TELL HIM TO ASK IF YOU WERE GONNA ANSWER IT YOURSELF

Angel Baby: wait, seriously??

God J.Don: yeah

Teeth Boi: we have halloween theme parties, it's great

God J.Don: where did kwangjin go??

The Real Catch: open your door seunghyub

God J.Don: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU OUTSIDE OF MY DORM

The Real Catch: OPEN THE DOOR SEUNGHYUB

God J.Don: NO WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU STAY AWAY YOU VIRUS

Teeth Boi: DID HE JUST CALL KWANGJIN A VIRUS

Angel Baby: DON'T KILL SEUNGHYUB PLEASE

Stupid: virus

[Stupid changed The Real Catch's nickname to Virus!]

Stupid: haha

Teeth Boi: Your nickname is stupid, stop laughing

Stupid: :(

God J.Don: CALLORUEHFU JIMINROITHGSUGHI FUCIKJRGA

Teeth Boi: HOW DID HE GET IN
Teeth Boi: I called Jimin. She's salty that you didn't bring her ice cream.

Angel Baby: Seunghyub???

Stupid: i can't believe seunghyub is fckin dead

Teeth Boi: I wanted to be the one to end him

God J.Don: hey

Stupid: HE LIVES

Virus: i went to fight him but then i just tickled him
Virus: we are now laying on his bed, texting this hell of a gc

Angel Baby: how did you get in?

The Real Catch: he opened the door when i told him that i wouldn't kill him

Teeth Boi: seunghyub is too gullible for this

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[3:45 pm - N.Dying]

God J.Don: the funniest thing happened in class today

Teeth Boi: What?

God J.Don: we were getting scripts to practice with, right and this one kid in my class looks down at the script and goes, "i should have studied in china."
God J.Don: the eNTIRE CLASS HEARD HIM AND WE ALL DIED
God J.Don: he only understood a small portion of the script, save him

Teeth Boi: RIP

Angel Baby: how does one....write lyrics?

Teeth Boi: You don't.

God J.Don: yeah, you just drop dead

Angel Baby: shit

Stupid: [sent a photo]
Stupid: i didn't know kwangjin slept shirtless

Angel Baby: why are you in kwangjins dorm? i thought you shared a dorm with hun

Stupid: i do, i came to wake him up because he told me he would buy me food

Teeth Boi: wtf, I want food.

Stupid: HELREOISRUJOGRNUJ

Teeth Boi: yo, he dead

Stupid: it's kwangjin now. i killed jaehyun

Teeth Boi: thank god

Stupid: just doing gods work :)

Angel Baby: where is he??

Stupid: jaehyun? i'm sitting on him

Angel Baby: OMG let him goooo

Stupid: no

 

[3:53 - Demigods]

God J.Don: I HATE KWON KWANGJIN WITH A BURNING PASSION

Yonghwa: what happened??

God J.Don: JAEHYUN WENT TO HIS DORM AND SENT A PICTURE OF HIM SHIRTLESS

Yonghwa: WHY ARE YOU ANGRY ABOUT THAT?

God Jimin: god seunghyub, that's gay

Yonghwa: OH
Yonghwa: seunghyub likes kwangjin?? siNCE WHEN?

God Jimin: Since fOREVER
God Jimin: jk, since like last year. he's been crushing hard on this boy

God J.Don: stfu, listen 

Yonghwa: just tell him how you feel

God J.Don: fuck yonghwa, idk

Yonghwa: :\

God Jimin: GET IT!! don't take too long, what if someone sweeps him off his feet

God J.Don: don't say that to me
God J.Don: seolhyun ~

Yonghwa: guys i graduated from your collage like two years ago
Yonghwa: i don't know half the people you two talk about. who's seolhyun?
Yonghwa: i hAVEN'T EVEN MET SEUNGHYUB IRL YET

God Jimin: first of all, yeah, you two should probably plan that
God Jimin: second of all, SHE'S NO ONE

God J.Don: seolhyun is a friend of jimin's that she really likes

Yonghwa: that's so cute wtf y'all are adorable i love my baby siblings

God Jimin: we're like twenty, yonghwa

Yonghwa: I LOVE MY BABY SIBLINGS

God J.Don: i think it's time

[God J.Don changed Yonghwa's nickname to God Yonghwa!]

God Yonghwa: YES OMGOWHNOURG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS

God Jimin: they grow up so fast :')

God Yonghwa: i'm older than you???

God Jimin: do you want to fight

 

[50+ missed notifications from N.Dying]

God J.Don: JFC i leave for a few minutes??

Angel Baby: seunghyub?? can i come to your dorm? i'm bored :(

God J.Don: sure

Angel Baby: :D yay!! who's your roommate?

God J.Don: i don't have one actually because of an uneven amount of students staying in the dorms. i managed to get a room to myself

Teeth Boi: please take my roommate

Angel Baby: i'm roommates with inseong but he's out right now!

Virus: which one?

Teeth Boi: kim inseong or jeong inseong?

Angel Baby: um-

God J.Don: inseong that hangs out with jaeyoon or the inseong that hangs out with youjin?

Angel Baby: jaeyoon's inseong!

Virus: jaeyoon's inseong,, that sounds so cute i'm gonna tell them that

Angel Baby: the other inseong lives a few dorms down though
Angel Baby: they kind of do the 'there can only be one' kind of thing

God J.Donwhere's jaehyun?

Virus: stuffing his face with food

God J.Don: does anyone want to come with me to volunteer at the nearby highschool?

Virus: the one that Chanhee and Youngkyun go to?

God J.Don: yeah that one

Virus: when?

God J.Don: on thursday

Virus: sure, i'll tag along

Teeth Boi: i want to come

Angel Baby: you guys have friends in highschool?

God J.Don: it's more like we're friends with inseong who is friends with seokwoo who is friends with the highschool kids
God J.Don: seokwoo is like their mom, he actually walks them home

Stupid: hi, i'm full also doesnt taeyang go there too

Virus: oh yeeeeeaaaah!
Virus: let's bully them

God J.Don: i'm all up for bullying taeyang.

Teeth Boi: LET'S DESTROY THEM

God J.Don: hoeseung? jaehyun? are you two gonna come with?

Angel Baby: i can't :( i have classes

Stupid: i'm just lazy

God J.Don: that's okay, hoseung. maybe next time?
God J.Don: also choke, jaehyun

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[4:01 PM - N.Dying]

Angel Baby: hey guys! how was volunteering??

Teeth Boi: It was great.

God J.Don: I literally did Chanhee's homework for him, sly bugger

Virus: i destroyed taeyang in basketball

Teeth Boi: Kwangjin lost by 7-3

Virus: shut up hUN!!

Teeth Boi: Taeyang shot but then the ball hit the rim of the net and bounced back into Kwangjin's face
Teeth Boi: [sent a video]

Angel Baby: are you okay, kwangjin

Virus: im fine thx for ur concern :')

Stupid: guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teeth Boi: WHAT

Stupid: let's go out tonight!!!

Angel Baby: oooh where to??

Stupid: let's go to a club!

Virus: i know a good one!

Teeth Boi: you know what
Teeth Boi: fuck yeah, let's do this

Stupid: seunghyub???

God J.Don: sorry guys ! i have work tonight :(
God J.Don: talk to you tomorrow morning, don't drink too much and get home safe !

Virus: boooooooooooooo

Angel Baby: maybe another time, seunghyub! :D

Teeth Boi: so? what's the place you were talking about, kwangjin?

Virus: it's close. i heard the two bartenders who work there are really cute ;)))))))))

Teeth Boi: can you not

Stupid: whats it called? im excited now!

Virus: its called Angels
Virus: employees are called aces, like
Virus: they're the ace of angels

Angel Baby: sounds cool!! what time shall we meet up for??

Teeth Boi: let's meet in the front at 8pm, sound good?

Stupid: yup!

Angel Baby: see you there!

Virus: yeah man

 

[8:05 PM - N.Dying]

Virus: fuCK
Virus: WHAT THE FUCKNREOUG

Angel Baby: what's wrong??
Angel Baby: i might be a bit late btw :((

Teeth Boi: omw

Stupid: i'm outside where r u kwangjin

Virus: I'M INSIDE

Stupid: what happened?

Virus: THE BARTENDER
Virus: ONE OF THEM IS CHANMI

Stupid: seriously!??

Angel Baby: :O

Virus: yo jaehyun get ur ass in here

Stupid: you could at least say it nicely :((

Virus: the other bartender is coming back
Virus: WHAT THE FUCK
Virus: WHAT THE FLYING FUCK

Angel Baby: i'm coming inside
Angel Baby: what happened this time??

Virus: [sent a photo]

Angel Baby:  WHAT THE FUCK

Teeth Boi: Oh my GO d w HAt YO I'M RUNNING INSIDE

Angel Baby: IS THAT SEUNGHYUB

Stupid: SEUNGHYUB WORKS IN THE CLUB HOW DID HE NOT TELL US THIS WRTGIHNRGORNTBGEOUJBGOUJEWBWOURBN

God J.Don:  LISTEN

Virus: [sent a video]
Virus: WHEN DID HE LEARN HOW TO MIX DRINKS LIKE THAT WTF

 

[9:59 PM - N.Dying]

Stupid: seunghyub stop glaring at us from the bar

 

[10:02 PM - Demigods]

God J.Don: i'm quitting i can't do this furohsgurnhg

God Jimin: quitting your job??

God J.Don: YES

God Yonghwa: lmao why

God J.Don: MY FRIENDS FOUND OUT I WORK AT ANGELS

God Jimin: just mix them drinks with a shit ton of alcohol to the point we're they are so drunk, you could drop them on the street and they wouldn't remember a thing

God Yonghwa: jimin what the fuck
God Yonghwa: don't do that seunghyub, how about you help take them home after

God J.Don: you're right and that makes me angry >:(

God Yonghwa: you could take care of kwangjin~

God J.Don: YOOOOOOOOOOO I COULD

 

[11:11 PM - God J.Don to God Jimin]

God J.Don: father i must make a confession

God Jimin: god will always forgive you my child
God Jimin: lmao what's up

God J.Don: okay
God J.Don: i'm seriously gonna make a confession

God Jimin: to kwangjin??

God J.Don: no, not that kind of confession

God Jimin: then?

God J.Don: okay
God J.Don: well
God J.Don: before we met jaehyun and hun, it was just kwangjin and I
God J.Don: for his birthday, we decided to go out to drink
God J.Don: we may have had more then we should have

God Jimin: i don't underPIRGJSRIOUGN
God Jimin: yoU DIDN'T

God J.Don: we did

God Jimin: SEUNGHYUB
God Jimin: what hAPPENED THE NEXT MORNING??

God J.Don: well we didn't really talk about it??
God J.Don: he just asked me to forget it happened

God Jimin:  YOU AGREED DIDN'T YOU

God J.Don: :\

God Jimin: sigh
God Jimin: i don't know what to tell you man

God J.Don: that's fine

God Jimin: this doesn't really help with your giant crush on him

God J.Don: NO

God Jimin: are you just gonna forget about it??? the you know and your crush?

God J.Don: maybe???
God J.Don: gotta go, i have four drunk children to look after

God Jimin: see you tomorrow
God Jimin: are you coming to the family reunion?

God J.Don: most likely
God J.Don: night

God Jimin: night, love you lil bro :)

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[N.Dying - 1 new message]

Stupid: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Teeth Boi: shut the FUCK up

Stupid: wow ok fucking rude

God J.Don: stop fucking swearing

Angel Baby: jesus christ

 

[10:11 AM - N.Dying]

Virus: i'm sorry but

[Virus has changed God J.Don's nickname to Bartender Seunghyub]

Bartender Seunghyub: oH MY GOOOOOOD. OOOOooOH MY GOD.
Bartender Seunghyub: ooHHH MYYYYYY GoOoOOOOoood

Virus: someone was bound to do it!

Angel Baby: i think it's a cool job, seunghyub!

Bartender Seunghyub: thank you,, hoeseung

Virus: but wHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US

Bartender Seunghyub: i don't know,,,,

{Bartender Seunghyub has changed their nickname to God J.Don!]

Virus: SMH
Virus: if you had told us, i could have picked you up after work!

God J.Don: you're asleep by the time i get off work

Angel Baby: do you have work tonight?

God J.Don: yes

Angel Baby: kwangjin can use this to prove himself!

God J.Don: NO

Virus: YES! WaTCH, Ill be there on time!!

God J.Don: you know what,, fine !
God J.Don: i get off at 12:30
God J.Don: pick me up at 1, i have to clean up afterwards

Virus: holy fuck

God J.Don: what ? can't make it ?

Virus: no!!! i can make it!!!! ill be there!!!

God J.Don: if you aren't there by 1:05, i'm leaving, okay ?

Virus: deal!

Teeth Boi: now we wait to see Kwangjin fuck up

Virus: were you lurking??

Teeth Boi: we all are. Hoeseung, Jaehyun and I are at a cafe and they are looking over my shoulder.

God J.Don: i hate all of you

 

[9:02 PM - Demigods]

God Jimin: becky lemme smash

God Yonghwa: w h y

God Jimin: oh snap wrong gc
God Jimin: hahahahahaha

God J.Don: kwangjin said he's picking me up after work today
God J.Don: he's not going to make it on time

God Jimin: doubt it

God Yonghwa: idk Kwangjin that well but I doubt it too

God Jimin: have you two met yet??

God Yonghwa: ah, no. I've been really lately :(

God J.Don: we're planning to meet up next week ! i'm exicted !!

God Jimin: who's going to our stupid family get together?

God Yonghwa: not me

God J.Don: same, i have work and classes to pay for

God Jimin: DAMN IT

God Yonghwa: can't you bring a friend? 
God Yonghwa: bring that girl. seolhyun!

God Jimin: NO

God J.Don: YES

 

[1:02 AM - N.Dying]

Angel Baby: is he there yet?

God J.Don: first of all,, why are you still awake
God J.Don: second of all, no not yet

Angel Baby: i stayed up doing work and looking for jobs that i lost track of time

God J.Don: please sleep

Teeth Boi: 1:04!!!!! Kwangjin a dead boi now

Stupid: IT GETS INTENSE

Teeth Boi: let's all count down together, shall we?

Angel Baby: 5

Stupid: 4

Angel Baby: 3

Stupid: 2

Teeth Boi: 1!!!!!
Teeth Boi: where is he?

Angel Baby: seunghyub?

God J.Don: he's not here,,
God J.Don: should I give him more time?

Teeth Boi: dude, no

Angel Baby: go back to your dorm! you're probably really tired!

 

[1:27 PM - God J.Don to Virus]

God J.Don: kwangjin,, please be awake

Virus: fuck seunghyub im so sorry! you were right, i did fall asleep

God J.Don: no no, it's okay
God J.Don: how quickly can you come and pick me up from the tattoo store

Virus: DID YOU GET A TATTOO??

God J.Don: NO
God J.Don: there is this man that's been following me since i started walking home from the club and he's scaring me

Virus: ok fuck
Virus: im on my way, stay inside any open stores and stay somewhere crowded

 

[1:45 PM - God J.Don to Virus]

God J.Don: thanks

Virus: ofc, you are welcome ;)

God J.Don: don't do that

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[2:21 AM - Stupid to God J.Don]

Stupid: M O M

God J.Don: did you just call me mom ?

Stupid: yes

God J.Don: i'm not your mom
God J.Don: jaehyun, it's 2am and i just got off work
God J.Don: i want to sleep, go to bed

Stupid: aAAAhhHHHH I NEED YOUR ADVICE

God J.Don: fine make it quick

Stupid: so, i have this friend

God J.Don: jaehyun just say it's you
God J.Don: you don't have to say it's for a friend every time you need advice

Stupid: im serious! its for a friend!

God J.Don: mmm

Stupid: so this friend has another friend
Stupid: and they may or may not like the other friend but they arent really sure about it
Stupid: i didnt know what to tell them

God J.Don: at 2am?
God J.Don: ok well, 
God J.Don: tell your friend to give it time. they'll know if they do or don't. liking someone is a hard feeling to explain but when you know, you know

Stupid: thanks seunghyub!!!!
Stupid: do you have a crush on someone :O

God J.Don: no lmao

Stupid: okay then good night mom

God J.Don: you're adopted

Stupid: D:

 

[2:40 AM - Stupid to Teeth Boi]

Stupid: hey

Teeth Boi: what

Stupid: youre awake?

Teeth Boi: Yeah, why?

Stupid: i need some advice

Teeth Boi: Talk to Seunghyub

Stupid: i already did

Teeth Boi: Then why are you talking to me? Go to bed and leave me alone

Stupid: i just another opinion on this

Teeth Boi: fine

Stupid: so i have a friend that has a crush on another friend but they arent certain if they like them or not

Teeth Boi: Is the first friend you and the 'crush' is Hoeseung?

Stupid: how tf-

Teeth Boi: You tend to talk a lot when you're drunk

Stupid: FUCK

Teeth Boi: And this is why your nickname is 'Stupid'

Stupid: sHIT DO YOU THINK SEUNGHYUB KNOWS???

Teeth Boi: Probably
Teeth Boi: Plus, you're kind of obvious when you talk to him

Stupid: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Teeth Boi: Yeah, you aren't discreet like Seunghyub
Teeth Boi: FUCK, how you do unsend a message????

Stupid: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "DISCREET LIKE SEUNGHYUB"
Stupid: SEUNGHYUB LIKES SOMEONE???? ISFHNJOESINHSIEBGAOUBEUB WHO??? TELL ME

Teeth Boi: NO

Stupid: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS

Teeth Boi: Suddenly, I can't read
Teeth Boi: Okay fine, I'll tell you. But you can't tell anyone

Stupid: not even hoeseung? :((

Teeth Boi: he already knows

Stupid: so am i the only one who doesnt?? does kwangjin know?

Teeth Boi: no
Teeth Boi: because

Stupid: can i tell kwangjin?

Teeth Boi: NO

Stupid: why?? he'll be the only one who doesnt know D: thats not fair were all friends

Teeth Boi: BECAUSE SEUNGHYUB LIKES KWANGJIN, DUMBASS

Stupid: ARE YOU SERIOUS I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED

Teeth Boi: I realized

Stupid: we are defintiely meddling into this arent we :D

Teeth Boi: definitely*

 

[12:02 PM - N.Dying]

Stupid: so who do you think is the kinkiest

Teeth Boi: Kwangjin

Virus: WHAT NO

Stupid: i think its hoeseung

Angel Baby: why me

Stupid: you act all sweet but youre probably a frEAK

Teeth Boi: A freak needs a freak
Teeth Boi: I also think Seunghyub is kinky

God J.Don: don't drag me into this

Virus: how so

Teeth Boi: Kwangjin probably has a daddy kink, tbh
Teeth Boi: Seunghyub has a blindfold kink or some bdsm shit

Stupid: what about hoeseung

Teeth Boi: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Teeth Boi: I don't think Hoeseung has a kink. Jaehyun probably does.

Virus: I think Hun has a praise kink

God J.Don: I'M FUCKEKNFJE CRYING LTHIS IS GREAT
God J.Don: BUT SEUNGHYUB PROBABLY DOES BUT IDK IF ITS BDSM 

Angel Baby: who are you and what have you done with Seunghyub

God J.Don: im his sugar daddy who is 100% into his kinks
God J.Don: he likes it when i call him kitten

Angel Baby: nevermind, i don't want to know anymore

Virus: im gonna guess
Virus: jaeyoon??

God J.Don: DING DING DING
God J.Don: i'll give you a prize

Virus: oooh!! what is it

God J.Don: daddy

Virus: b y e

Teeth Boi: Why do you have Seunghyub's phone?

God J.Don: I bumped into him in the cafe and he just went to the bathroom

Stupid: hes gonna kill you
Stupid: get someone to film it

God J.Don: okay r00d
God J.Don: i'll be gone soon im waiting for inseong <3

Angel Baby: cute :DD

God J.Don: jaeyoon left and i'm deleting my entire life
God J.Don: give all my possessions to Hoeseung

 

[12:09 PM - Teeth Boi to God J.Don]

Teeth Boi: I know it wasn't really you, but you technically called Kwangjin 'daddy'

God J.Don: will you help me end my life

Teeth Boi: What are friends for?

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[8:00 AM - N.Dying]

Angel Baby: Good morning!!!!

God J.Don: morning ~

Angel Baby: Is it just us?

God J.Don: i think so, jaehyun nevers gets up this early

Angel Baby: Does he even know what 8am is?

God J.Don: i’m-

Angel Baby: Do you want to hang out today? We can invite everyone else!

God J.Don: i can’t. i have work tonight and apparently something big is happening ? i’m not sure, my boss wouldn’t tell me. 

Angel Baby: Ooh! Okay, I'll just wait for everyone else to wake up

 

[10:01 AM - N.Dying]

Stupid: i h a ve a mi d term in li ke thr ee hours haha

Teeth Boi: ha, suffer

Stupid: :((
Stupid: also hoeseung! did you still want to go out tonight?

Teeth Boi: yeah, let's go to a restaurant

Stupid: or to Angels again lmao

God J.Don: NO
God J.Don: fuck my boss wants me to come to work now ? i guess this is really big ?

Stupid: msg us when you see what it is!

 

[Stupid has created a group chat called Seungjin!]

[Stupid has added Hun, and Hoeseung!]

Stupid: hello fuckers

Hoeseung: Oh? Another one?

[Stupid has changed Hoeseung's nickname to Angel Baby!]

Angel Baby: <3

Hun: seungjin???

[Hun has changed their nickname to Elk!]

Elk: isn't that a student at our school?

Stupid: IS IT??

Elk: YEAH, PARK SUNGJIN? THE ONE WHO HANGS OUT WITH JAE, DOWOON, AND WHOEVER THE HELL

Stupid: WELL SHTI THI S IS CONF US IGG

[Stupid has changed the group chat name from Seungjin to Kwanghyub!]

Elk: that sounds even worse tbh

Angel Baby: What is this for?

Stupid: oh right, so you know how seunghyub likes kwangjin?

Angel Baby: Yes

Stupid: we're going to get them together

Elk: see, i know we said we were going to meddle but how much?

Stupid: well, not an excessive amount
Stupid: i may be stupid but im not an asshOLE

Elk: you know what
Elk: that's true

Angel Baby: What if we all visited Seunghyub at work tonight?

Elk: yeah, sure

 

[12:43 PM - N.Dying]

God J.Don: guys, i don't have to go into work tonight
God J.Don: are you still going out?

Stupid: Oh

Virus: what was the big thing your boss wanted you to come in early for?

God J.Don: oh right, the club was renovated. there's a second building to it now

Virus: what is it?

God J.Don: um
God J.Don: a strip club

Stupid: WHAT

Virus: OH MY GOD

Teeth Boi: WH

Angel Baby: Cool~

God J.Don: i can only trust hoeseung now,,
God J.Don: my boss also wants me to work the bar on that side

Virus: i cant believe seunghyubs a stripper now

God J.Don: guys,,, i'm not a stripper now, still a bartender

Virus: id watch seunghyub strip tbh

God J.Don: you'd- heh

Teeth Boi: me too

Angel Baby: Seunghyub's first show :')

Stupid: no homo but i'd smash

Teeth Boi: jaehyun you're gay

Stupid:  NO HOMO

Virus: seunghyub! what kind of strippers

God J.Don: well different days call for different themes and people
God J.Don: this week friday is male firefighters

Virus: OOF SPICY

Angel Baby: Oh snap?

Stupid: how much y;all wanna bet hoeseung has never watched porn

Teeth Boi: we're not having another conversation about porn i literally hate this

Angel Baby: If that's what you want to believe, okay, Jaehyun

Stupid: WHat ,
Stupid: wHAR do i do wiht thiS INFORMATION

God J.Don: does anything by park chanwook count

Teeth Boi: i don't think so

God J.Don: okay

Virus: jaehyun every time you bring this up, you never know how or when to use it, just expose us already

Stupid: i need something better than this

Virus: seunghyub has watched thirst 3 times

God J.Don: STOP

Virus: and oldboy twice

God J.Don: IUHWEROUGHWONCKI

Virus: but hun has seen handmaiden three times

Teeth Boi: i've made a mistake in trusting you

Virus: and recently found out that hoeseung has watched eungyo twice

Angel Baby: I'm leaving this group chat. I've gotten too comfortable with all of you

 

[1:00 PM - God Jimin to God J.Don]

God Jimin: youve watched thirst 3 times? r u ok b?

God J.Don: the devil works hard but kwangjin works harder

 

[1:00 PM - Demigods]

God Yonghwa: don't worry seunghyub, we've all seen thirst 

God Jimin: yeah but who watches it three times

God Yonghwa: says the one who has seen it four times

God Jimin: betrayed,, by my own brother

God J.Don: off topic but isn't that family thing tonight ?

God Jimin: ugh yes and y'all abandoned me,, id on't want to explain to dad why seunghyub didn't come........for the millionth time

God J.Don: oops
God J.Don: i actually don't have work tonight, so i'll come

God Jimin: YEs

God Yonghwa: tell dad i said hi!!

God Jmin: lmaoo dad sucks though

God Yonghwa: yeah

God J.Don: YEAH

 

[8:32 PM - N.Dying]

God J.Don: so i ended up going to my family gathering they host like every month

Virus: why?? i thought you hated your family

God J.Don: yeah but jimin didn't want to go alone

Angel Baby: That sucks. Do you want us to make an excuse for you to come back?

God J.Don: i'm okay, i'll live

Angel Baby: Okay, have fun! Or, survive, I guess

 

[8:34 PM - N.Dying]

God J.Don: an excuse to come back will be great right now thanks

Angel Baby: You said you were fine two minutes ago

God J.Don: that was until they started to tell me i need a girlfriend

Angel Baby: Tell them you aren't the biggest fan of girls

God J.Don: yes you want me to tell that to my dad

Angel Baby: Yeah?

God J.Don: that i haven't spoken to since i was 17

Angel Baby: Oh

God J.Don: i can'T DO THIS

 

[9:51 PM - N.Dying]

God J.Don: some lady walked up to me saying she's my aunt

Teeth Boi:  run

 

[10:13 PM - N.Dying]

God J.Don: jimin and i are trying to leave but jimin's mom won't let us go

 

[11:18 PM - N.Dying]

God J.Don: i lived bitch
God J.Don: and apparently while i was out, i got a roommate ?? what ??

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[3:03 AM - N.Dying]

Stupid: wait hold on
Stupid: you have a roommate now??

Angel Baby: Who is it?

Stupid: Seunghyub?

Angel Baby: Seunghyub!

God J.Don: OH MY GOD WHAT

Angel Baby: Who's your new roommate?

God J.Don: i think his name is youngkyun ? he just moved into dorms recently

Stupid: i will find HIM and beFRIEND HIM

God J.Don: no wait not youngkyun
God J.Don: something else but youngkyun is close

Angel Baby: You can make a friend!

 

[8:01 AM - N.Dying]

God J.Don: i'm deleting myself

Teeth Boi: yes
Teeth Boi: i mean
Teeth Boi: noooo

God J.Don: i can literally expose you

Teeth Boi: ily but what happened

God J.Don: oh right
God J.Don: so i woke up and went into the bathroom and my new roommate was already awake, brushing his teeth
God J.Don: so i said "morning youngkyun"
God J.Don: and he looks at me dead straight in the face, toothbrush in mouth and says
God J.Don: "my name is younghyun"

Teeth Boi: what shakespeare play is this from
Teeth Boi: wait seunghyub, youngkyun is the kid that hangs out with chanhee

God J.Don: fuck

Teeth Boi: good job

 

[1:12 PM - N.Dying]

Angel Baby: I'm hanging out with Kwangjin and we've been walking for so long
Angel Baby: My feet hurt

Stupid: omw b

Angel Baby: Not you

Stupid: :((

 

[1:13 PM - Kwanghyub]

Stupid: spill hoeseung

Angel Baby: We went to a dog cafe, that's it

Stupid: anyone know if seunghyb liesk dogs

Elk: how on earth do you manage to misspell seunghyub and likes

Stupid: it hAPPENS

Angel Baby: I'm pretty sure Seunghyub likes dogs but don't take my word for it. What if he's actually scared?

 

[2 Missed Notifications - N.Dying]

God J.Don: did anyone else get invited to a party ?

Virus: i did, by inseong right?

Stupid: INSEONGS HAING A PARTY GNGA

Teeth Boi: i swear on my life

Angel Baby: I was! Are you going? I don't want to go alone :(

God J.Don: we can go together, hoeseung !

Virus: I thought inseong lived in the dorms

Angel Baby: yeah

Virus: then where is this party happening?

Teeth Boi: he sent a location through a mass text

Angel Baby: How do you send a mass text?

Teeth Boi: only god knows

God J.Don: sorry i don't know

Teeth Boi: shut the FUCK up

Virus: the bigger question is: is this even inseongs house

Stupid: probbly nto

Teeth Boi: h o w

God J.Don: so,, i'll see you all there ??

Angel Baby: Yes!

Teeth Boi: yeah

Virus: of course

Stupid: ey
Stupid: ye*

Teeth Boi:  HOW

 

[8:43 PM - N.Dying]

God J.Don: who's here

Angel Baby: I got lost in the house. :(

God J.Don: how ?

Angel Baby: it's a big house

God J.Don: well i'm in the basement message me when you are out of the maze

 

[9:02 PM - N.Dying]

Virus: were here

Angel Baby: What took you guys so long?

Teeth Boi: we were waiting for kwangjin to get ready

Virus: gotta dress nice for the ladies ;)

Teeth Boi: also we already lost jaehyun

God J.Don: yOU WHAT

Teeth Boi: oh hi mom

God J.Don: disowned

Teeth Boi: nice

Stupid: im good guys
Stupid: i went 2 get drinks from the basement

God J.Don: i'm in the basement

Angel Baby: Still?

God J.Don: yeah
God J.Don: jaehyun i don't see you ?

Stupid: im hiding

God J.Don: no wait i can see you texting

Stupid: i see u 2, ur sister is behind u

Virus: is she actually?

Stupid: yeah they completely forgot me

Virus: if it was that easy to get rid of seunghyub i would have done it years ago

 

[9:10 PM - Kwanghyub]

Stupid: kwangjin is so painfully str8

Teeth Boi: hold on is kwangjin even open to date dudes

Angel Baby: Oh shit

Stupid: oH MY GOD NO1 EVEN CHECKED THAT WE ARE SO DUMB

Teeth Boi: guess we all stupid now

Angel Baby: We already failed before we could even begin.

 

[10:50 PM - N.Dying]

Stupid: i can c jimin hittin' it off w seolhyun ;))))))

God J.Don: i lost my spot on the couch
God J.Don: there are two dudes making out

Stupid: who is it

God J.Don: why would i check ?

Virus: oooh spicy who is it

God J.Don: ugh
God J.Don: i think one is shinwon but i don't know the other one, the smaller one

Teeth Boi: omw i know everyone

Angel Baby: it's scary

Teeth Boi: the small one is hyunggu

God J.Don: whomst

Teeth Boi: a first year you old ass fucker

God J.Don: watch yourself

Teeth Boi: sureeee
Teeth Boi: OH FUCK HOW DID HE KNOW I WAS IN THE ROOM

Angel Baby: That is even cooler than knowing everyone in the school.

Stupid: i lsot the virus

Angel Baby: He's going to infect everyone.

 

[10 Missed Notifcations- Kwanghyub]

Angel Baby: WHAT THE FUCK JAEHYUN

Stupid: OH MY GOOOOOD

Teeth Boi: what did i miss

Stupid: KWANGJIN WENT OFF WITH A GIRL OH MY GOD "??? HE' S STR8 HOW DO WE TELL SEUNGHYUB

Teeth Boi: how many drinks did you all have

Stupid: A LOT

Teeth Boi: there's also the influence of alcohol

Angel Baby: OH YEAH HAHAHA

Teeth Boi: are you....drunk.....the both of you?

Angel Baby: YES

Stupid: no.e,fl;ae

Teeth Boi: alrighty then i'm going find seunghyub

 

[11:11 PM - Kwanghyub]

Teeth Boi: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Angel Baby: ARE YOU DRUNK TOO

Teeth Boi: SEUNGHYUB IS MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE

Stupid: who

Angel Baby: HES WHAT NO WAYY

Teeth Boi: no wait
Teeth Boi: i just had a bad perspective and im drunk

Stupid: nice

Angel Baby: WHERE IS KWANGJIN

Stupid: w me we just laying in someones bed

Teeth Boi: make a wish y'all

 

[12:34 PM - N.Dying]

God J.Don: my head hurts i'm going home with  jimin don't die

Teeth Boi: we;ll tr y not to

God J.Don: text me when you leave and when you arrive  home

Angel Baby: OKAY I LOVE YOU

God J.Don: heh love you too, hweseung !!! <3

 

[6:32 AM - N.Dying]

God J.Don: none of you texted me

Virus: sorry i was dead

Stupid: from smahing

Virus: i wasn't smashing

Stupid: oh what

Angel Baby: I'm going to turn my phone on silent, I need to rest.

God J.Don: feel better

Teeth Boi: seunghyub that hyunggu kid broke his leg at the party

God J.Don: what
God J.Don: also who's smashing who

Virus: auhguerfh i met someone at the party but she was mean :((

God J.Don: sad
God J.Don: jimin is making hangover food and she said if you guys aren't dead you can come at get some

Virus: NICE OMW