Chapter 1: lenore, why?
Quotheraven added Queenliestdead, Currerbell, Wild(e), and eight others to a chat
Quotheraven named the chat “Junior Writing 201”
Quotheraven: Hello, everyone!
Queenliestdead: hey edgar!! consider this -
Queenliestdead renamed the chat “lame”
Quotheraven: Lenore, why?
Tilialouisa: Fellow writers!!!!!!!!!!! Who’s excited as heck for this class!!!!!!!
Queenliestdead: ya gurl just needed an l.a. credit so i annoyed my advisor until she let me in
Queenliestdead: i dont write so uh get ready for some loosely changed fanfic
Currerbell: these names are ridiculous, so can y’all introduce yourselves? I’m Charlotte.
Queenliestdead: Lenore the Queen
Quotheraven: Edgar. Allan Poe.
Queenliestdead: lol at whoevers ‘Nobody’..... it looks like Nobody thinks this class is awesome..,,,,thats peak comedy
Quotheraven: I can remove you from the chat, Lenore.
Queenliestdead: try me binth!!!!
Wild(e): oscar wilde, ofc
Ol_man_n_tha_c: ernest hemingway in the HOUSE
Queenliestdead: taking bets i block ernie first
Leebythesea: i’m annabel lee! i’m mostly here for the fine arts credit, but i can’t wait to start!
Wellwellwells: h.g. Wells
Wellwellwells: “h.g.” stands for “herbert george”, fyi. just in case it comes up later.
George4real: george eliot
George4real: it's george bro!!!! george
Crimepunishmentvodka: Fyodor Dostoyevsky.
Queenliestdead: fydost is what i am calling you bc no offense but that is the longest name in human history
Nobody: I’m Emily Dickinson!
Quotheraven: Oh, sorry I added you! I thought there were 11 other students…
Nobody: I’m in the class! Don’t worry! And please don’t remove me!
Gothicintheshell: Mary Shelley
Tilialouisa: Louisa May Alcott..! Louisa is fine though :)
Leebythesea: I’m so happy to have gotten into this class, TBH. I’ve worked with Ms. Christie in the past as a T.A., and she trusted me to put in the work!
Quotheraven: I figured that since Junior Writing 201 is such a small class, it’d be good if we all got to know one another.
Quotheraven: Has everyone began writing their freestyle poem?
Ol_man_n_tha_c: ←--- that’s the name of mine.it’s a ggroundbreaking poem. Gonna score majo points w/ prof nd major points w/ ladies
Queenliestdead removed Ol_man_n_tha_c from “lame”
Wild(e) renamed the chat “i can’t believe you’ve done this”
Quotheraven: Trust me. If you’ve known Lenore as long as I have, you’d find this is basically 90% her.
Queenliestdead: TRY ME BINTH ! ! !
Quotheraven: You can’t block me, Lenore. I made the chat.
Gothicintheshell: y’all, that was hilarious, but can we please re add him
Gothicintheshell: hes in the library with me and he’s glowering at his laptop
Gothicintheshell: …….GLOWERING, you guys.
Gothicintheshell: he’s like. About to riot.
Currerbell: this is his villain origin story.
Leebythesea added Ol_man_n_tha_c to “i can’t believe you’ve done this”
Ol_man_n_tha_c: AND ANOTHER THING??? ALL OF YOU SUCK EXCEPTFO R ANNABLE AND EDGAR WHY DIDNT ANYONE ADD ME BACK AND MARY YOURE WRIGHT ACROSS FROM ME I CANT BELIEB THIS
Wild(e): if that’s a preview of your writing style, i’m fully invested
George4real: classic ernest!!!!!!!!!!
Quotheraven: Can we...talk about writing? Please?
Tilialouisa: ok! I’m going to write about family, loosely based on my own!
Queenliestdead: thats adorable
Leebythesea: that’s great, lou! I can’t wait to read it.
Gothicintheshell: annabel is the Purest
Gothicintheshell : deignated mom friend
Gothicintheshell : edgar’s the dad friend
Quotheraven: Okay, if we aren’t going to be productive, I’m leaving.
Queenliestdead: he wont leave
Quotheraven sent a DM to Leebythesea
Quotheraven: Hey, “Mom”.
Quotheraven sent a DM to Queenliestdead
Quotheraven: LENORE HELP ME! I JUST SENT ANNABEL A FLIRTATIOUS TEXT REFERRING TO THE MOM AND DAD THING. I REGRET IT A LOT.
Queenliestdead: B O I T H
Quotheraven: SHE’S WRITING BACK! SHE’S GOING TO BLOCK ME. THAT WAS SO CREEPY OF ME. LENORE. YOU LOVE DEATH-RELATED THINGS. WHAT’S THE EASIEST WAY I COULD TECHNICALLY DIE BUT ALSO KEEP UP WITH MY CLASSES?
Queenliestdead: ill ask krish
Leebythesea sent a DM to Quotheraven
Leebythesea: Hey, “Dad”! That was honestly so funny in the chat, today. I feel like, with so much personality, it’ll get out of hand quite fast, but I can’t wait to get to know everyone.
Quotheraven: Same here! :)
Quotheraven sent a DM to Queenliestdead
Quotheraven: NVM!!! It’s all fine now.
Quotheraven: Do you think that - this year, if I work up the nerve - she would say yes if I asked her to go out with me?
Queenliestdead: isnt she still datin eddie dantes
Quotheraven: Haha! Right.
Quotheraven: I forgot that.
Queenliestdead: eddie dantes sucks fr tho
Queenliestdead: eddie dantLAME
Quotheraven: Thank you, Lenore.
Chapter 2: ed would take me Out™
thank you to everyone who read the first chapter! BONUS POINTS if y'all spot the pun in this one.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Remind: Ms. Christie’s Junior Writing 201 Class Announcement
“Juniors, at our third class (October 27), your Co-Pair and Contrast assignments will be due. The assignment is to pair up with another member of the class, select a poem, and separately analyze it. Then, meet to compare your notes; an essay will be due on October 30th that shares both your thoughts on the poem, and how you interpreted elements differently. During class, we’re going to work on analyzing more poetry, but as a group.
“I’d also like to apologize for class being cut short - the fire drill was unprecedented, and likely will not occur in the future.”
Queenliestdead sent a message to “june, you’re writing to owen”
Queenliestdead: hmu if you uhhhhhh wanna pair up bc
Queenliestdead: i missed class today
Queenliestdead: AND i missed the drill??? smh im never skpping to visit guy again
Quotheraven: Don’t fret, Lenore. All that happened was that someone pulled the fire drill in our building and we had to wait outside - in the rain - for the all-clear. That took, like, ¾ of the class. So, Ms. Christie told us to choose partners outside of class.
Quotheraven: Does anyone have any preferences?
Quotheraven: Of one another?
Quotheraven: To work with?
Wild(e): sorry yall marianne and i paired up during the drill
George4real: GEORGE AND OSCAR, FOR THE WIIIIN
Queenliestdead: ok other 8 Kids whos in
Queenliestdead: ok where tf are yall
Currerbell: literally. In class.
Queenliestdead: sounds awful
Currerbell: why do you even go here?
Queenliestdead: ok so i dont want to work with char
Currerbell: aw, thanks boo
Currerbell: Ernest and I partnered up, btw, because of that Sweet Sweet Dorm Proximity
Queenliestdead: alright 6 KIDS WHOS IN
Nobody: 7! There are 7 kids! :)
Nobody: And I’d love to work with you, Lenore, but Mary and I have decided to work together since we’re roommates.
Gothicintheshell: (and i think ur cute)
Gothicintheshell: but in a friend way : )
Hemyway: SORRY ELEANOR, IM WITH LOTTIE
Gothicintheshell: oh no what this is shocking
Queenliestdead: uh plot twist?? Whomst is hemyway
Hemyway: I HATE THIS CHAT
Queenliestdead: so wait who’s left???
Quotheraven: Myself, Annabel, H.G., Fyodor, and Louisa.
Hemyway: if ana doesn’t ahve a partner id be willing to fill in ;););)
Hemyway: OH RIGHT sorry char totally spaced on that!!!!
Queenliestdead: you JUST TEXTED THAT HOW TF DID YOU FORGET
Wild(e): we;ve all gotten wasted on a friday morning before, ernest!!!!
Wild(e): wait…..no??? no one does that????
Hemyway: why do yall hate me
Currerbell: u forgot i existed
Hemyway: on accident??? I promise !!
Gothicintheshell: narrator: that was a lie
Hemyway: can someone remove me
Queenliestdead: UHHHH PARTNERSHIPE?????
Queenliestdead: and i WONT work with edgar bc hes mean
Quotheraven: NO, no I'm not! I just make you do work??
Tilialouisa: Hey Everyone!!! Two things:
Tilialouisa: 1. Fyodor and I partnered up during Civics this morning!!
Tilialouisa: 2. Fyodor got rid of his phone last week because he was terrified that someone had bugged it during lunch and was using it to track him and hack into his email to find out the whereabouts of this guy he used to work with who is an escaped convict. But I’ll be updating him on what goes on!
Queenliestdead: ...oh ok.
Queenliestdead: ana or hg???? Whos in????
Quotheraven: I’m fine working with whoever doesn’t choose to work with Lenore. Whoever!
Leebythesea: Want to work together, Edgar?
Quotheraven: Yyyws //
Quotheraven: Sorry! Yes!
Queenliestdead: yall honestly went ahead and paired up w/o me?? When i began this discussion? i cannot belieb
Queenliestdead: H.G. WAKE UP OR WHATEVER
Currerbell: he never answers if he's in class. I asked him during French and he says turns his phone off during the day
Queenliestdead: all of it?? thats terrible. that poor boy
Queenliestdead: what class is he in rn anyone know
Quotheraven: LENORE. DON’T HUNT HIM DOWN.
Queenliestdead: I GOTTA GET THIS PARTNERSHIP EDMUND
Quotheraven: HE’S THE ONLY PERSON NOT PARTNERED UP WITH ANYONE! IT’S SAFE TO ASSUME HE’LL WORK WITH YOU!
Wild(e): lenore plz do it anyway
Queenliestdead: i think ed would take me Out™
Wild(e): now im sad soooo Who will go to o’shaughnessys avec moi
George4real: YEAH BUDDY
George4real: WHO WANTS TO GET POUN
George4real: FRIDAY NIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Wild(e): Now That's What I Call Manly
Wild(e): we need more ppl
Currerbell: i’m in
Leebythesea: Eddie is driving down from UofChi, so I can’t. Sorry!
Gothicintheshell: who’s eddie?
Leebythesea: The bae :))
Leebythesea: We’re going to eat at Farmhouse tonight and hang out on Saturday. He’s going to be here in about an hour!! I can't wait!
Currerbell: ooh have fun!
Gothicintheshell: have fun girl!
Leebythesea: You all too!!
Quotheraven: I would love some alcohol.
Queenliestdead: YAS SURE
Queenliestdead: my gurl krishanti works on friday and she makes Poppin pina coladas
Tilialouisa: Do they serve mozzarella sticks?
Tilialouisa: I am definitely in!!
Tilialouisa: I’m going to ask Fyo!
Hemyway: NEVER assume i’ll say no to friday night @ o’shaus !!!
Wild(e): how lit are you already
Hemyway: hOw LiT aRe YoU aLrEaDy
Wild(e): i regret life
Wellwellwells: Lenore - I apologize for my absence, I’m glad to partner/pair up.
Wellwellwells: Oscar - I’m afraid I’m staying in tonight. Cheers, though.
Tilialouisa: GOODY!!! FYODOR IS COMING!!!
Nobody: I’d love to go!
Gothicintheshell: sounds good! ride, em?
Wild(e): ok see yall at 7:30??? 8???
Queenliestdead: 8 is right before it gets too crowded so sounds Good
Quotheraven: This is great! Our first outing as an almost-complete class/group. How exciting!
Quotheraven: Annabel, et al will be missed, though.
Queenliestdead sent a DM to Quotheraven
Queenliestdead: you a desperate ho honey
idk when i'll upload pt 3 but i know it's going to be a poorly typed mess
Chapter 3: oskar wild sux
the one at the bar: krishanti makes and appearance, and alcohol is consumed in bulk.
my google research for this chapter: "how bourbon works", "really strong drinks", "candy flavored alcohol"
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Queenliestdead sent a message to “june, you’re writing to owen” at 8:10 pm
Queenliestdead: im here!!!!!!!!! i went ahead and got us a booth
Queenliestdead: how many of us are there??
Quotheraven: Ten! I think.
Queenliestdead: somebody get here!! im LONELY
Queenliestdead sent a DM to Kri$hanti at 8:11 pm
Queenliestdead: krissy babeee will u please make me a manhattan? ill be over really sooN!!!
Kri$hanti: k boo
Kri$hanti: oh hey is ern hem in ur writing group?? because you know the rule about him
Kri$hanti: LENORE I CAN S E E Y O U O N Y O U R P H O N E
Queenliestdead: please 4give him already bc we will have no one to tease if he doesn’t come ://
Kri$hanti: mocking ernest is good....letting him into this bar is bad....
Queenliestdead sent a DM to Guydevere at 8:13 pm
Queenliestdead: guy :)))
Queenliestdead: guy babe :))))
Queenliestdead: guy who adore :)))
Guydevere: LENORE, I love you, but I have my first exam in Pre Law on Monday...I’m in study city now through Sunday night.
Queenliestdead: well i am in a truly magical place. land of the alcohols. join me
Guydevere: I CAN’T.
Queenliestdead: u truly would foresake me like this ? :(((
Queenliestdead: who will i brag to when other guys save us $ by buying me drinks for free :(((
Guydevere: Aren’t Edgar and your writing group going too?
Queenliestdead: yea but none of them date me :///
Guydevere: I can’t make it tonight, I’m really sorry.
Queenliestdead: ughhh im so lonely and betrayyyed
Queenliestdead: oh my boi oscar is here nvm im not lonely anymore
Queenliestdead: love u babe have fun studying about elle woods and robert l. sat n stuff!!!!
Guydevere: Have fun, Lenore.
Guydevere: Wait, Robert L. Sat?
Guydevere: Lenore, do you think that the LSATs was a person?
Wild(e) sent a message to “june, you’re writing to owen” at 8:19 pm
Wild(e): just got here, a la bar
Queenliestdead: AHHHHH i want 2 join u so some1 else get here to hold out seats
Gothicintheshell: em and i just got here
Gothicintheshell: btw, im cool w/driving peeps home tnight
Queenliestdead: MARY IM OVER HERE GRRL
Queenliestdead: im waving to yall
Queenliestdead: GASP MARY WHO IS WITH YOU
Gothicintheshell: she screamed “MARY SHELLEY, BRING YOUR GIRLF OVER HERE SO I CAN DRAAANK”, then ran to the bar saying “MANHATTY TIME BABY”
Currerbell: ooh mary u have a gf
Gothicintheshell: no. like. i wish
Gothicintheshell: its emily
Nobody: :) :) :)
Hemyway: i am HERE and i am READY
Wild(e): KRISHANTI! I CANT BELIVE YOUVE DONE THIS!
Wild(e): omg 4 those who havent arrived, ern and char arrived together
Wild(e): and kRI$HANTI LOOKS AT HIM
Wild(e): NARROWS HER EYES AND POINTS TO THE DOOR
Wild(e): AND SAYS
Wild(e): “not today b i t c h”
Queenliestdead: ohhhhh binth he deserves it
Wild(e): OH YEA SO APPARENTLY
Wild(e): LAST TIME HE WAS HERE HE WAS DARED $20 THAT HE COULDNT DRINK A WHOLE BOTTLE OF BAILEYS IRISH CREME
George4real: WHOA BRO, fact check -
George4real: - It was $18.75, and it was peppermint schnapps.
Wild(e): any other time id be mad at the interruption but that makes the story 200 times better
Hemyway: STOP TELLIN GTHIS STORY I HATE YOU OSCURR
Hemyway: GER IT, LIKE “CURR”
Hemyway: hello.. did anyone get my pun
Wild(e): SO HE NOT ONLY JUST...S N A TCHED THE BOTTLE FROM BEHIND THE COUNTER
George4real: (the absolute madman)
Wild(e): this fool drinks half, stops in th e middle to say “HEMING-WIN”
Wild(e): then he DROPS THE BOTTLE
Wild(e): slowly looks krish in the e y e s, IN HER EYES, and just.. books outta there w/o paying
Nobody: Oh my goodness! XD
Wild(e): SO SHE DIDNT THROW HIM OUT BC WE ASKED HER NOT 2
Queenliestdead: she wouldnt have bc making fun of ernie is timeless and uplifting
Wild(e): BUT HE CANT COME TO RHE BAR
Wild(e): hes currently glowering (which hes very good @) from the booth next to mary and her friend
Hemyway: iiii HATE YOU
Quotheraven: Oh, now this...this is comedy.
Wild(e): oh and ernie u owe me $3 for ur drink :-)
Hemyway: WELL consider THIS,
Hemyway renamed the chat “oskar wild sux”
Hemyway: HA HA
Wild(e): id be offended if you spelled my name right :(((
Hemyway: WHAIT HOW DO YOU SPELL IT?? ?? //??
Currerbell sent a DM to Hemyway at 8:53 pm
Currerbell: i don’t want to yell across the room, so did you want your bourbon neat
Hemyway: yuh DUH
Currerbell: dude i don’t know ANYTHING about alcohol so chill
Hemyway: nah its wahtever
Hemyway: and THNK YOU FOR GETTING IT FOR MEEE :))
Hemyway: w8 did oskar really pay for it
Currerbell: i did
Currerbell: and you owe me $3
Hemyway: well ill totally pay YOU back
Currerbell: okay, we’re headed over in two seconds
Currerbell: and it’s spelled “oscar wilde”
Queenliestdead sent a message to “oskar wild sux” at 9:19 pm
Queenliestdead: oh n ernie krish says your trenchcoat makes you look like a drug dealer :D
Hemyway: TI S TRENCHOAT IS COOL AND TIMELSS AND WA ONLY $6 AND IT S COLD OUT SU E ME
Gothicintheshell: ernest’s rant typing is so funny to witness irl
Tilialouisa: We’re here too!
Queenliestdead: OH LOU…….U GOOD DRIVIN ME HOME RITE??
Tilialouisa: Of course! This bar has non alcoholic drinks too, right?
Queenliestdead: oh lou, u angel……
Tilialouisa: :) Thanks, Lenore! But do they have any sodas?
Wild(e): lou ur so cute
Tilialouisa: :) Thanks, Oscar! But I need an answer!
Leebythesea sent a DM to Quotheraven at 9:48 pm
Leebythesea: Hey, “Dad”! I checked the chat a second ago and things seem...kind of nuts. I wish I could be there!! Mostly because I’m a little afraid for the safety of everyone.
Quotheraven: Don’t worry, Annabel!!!! Louisa, Mary, and I are all driving and making sure everyone gets home safely!!! Have fun with Edward!!! (Edmond? Edis?)
Leebythesea: Eddie and I will - I hope you have a great evening!
Queenliestdead sent a message to “oskar wild sux” at 10:37pm
Queenliestdead: ohh worm here come teh drunque texts
Queenliestdead: fyodor,.......aint in tis chat but idlike to remembr the nig th that the absolute MADMan dran k 2 WHOLW GLASSES OF BACARDI…...WITH NO RAGRETS AT ALL
Quotheraven: Louisa, who is this “Ignatius” he’s crying about?
Tilialouisa: His ex-boyfriend from Russia - it was rough breakup and was right after he got out of jail, so let’s let him cry, k?
Queenliestdead: omg i want lou to defend ME like that
Tilialouosa: These French fries are SO GOOD.
Wild(e): ok when r we gonna Chang the name of this chat ?? i m hurt
Currerbell: ladles and gentlemen…...were gonna do HOTS
Currerbell: SH O TZ !!
Queenliestdead: naile dit
Gothicinthshell: Okay just to jot this down:
Gothicinthshell: so i’m driving emily home, tilia is taking fyodor and oscar home, edgar is taking lenore and george, and char and ernest are splitting a cab home. We cool?
Tilialouisa: Very responsible, Mary!!
Gothicintheshell: oh this will NEVER happen again, next time we go out im deservedly going hard
Queenliestdead: aight no more of th e textos…..we are getting smashed now n its very rude to notr witness it
Queenliestdead sent a message to “oskar wild sux” at 11:04 pm
Queenliestdead: DID YALLST SEE???? THE GIRL WHO DID LIEK SEVEN SHOTS IN A ROW WHO IS SHE I THINK I LOV EHR???
Wild(e): EJFEROFJERO SAME SHE SMY NEW HERO
Currerbell: SHES LEFT WITH MARY RIGT AFTE SO MAY BE MARY KNOW?
Nobody: THAT WAS ME! It was pretty fun, but I had to go right after, just in case. Have a lovely night, everyone!
Queenliestdead: MULTIPLE SHOT GURL IS IN OUR CHAt ??? .
Quotheraven sent a message to “oskar wild sux” at 11:39pm
Quotheraven: Where did you guys go??? I’m still at the booth with Louisa (and Fyodor, who I thought was passed out but he keeps coming to, to randomly describe the harsh effects prison has wrought on a man), but you guys are gone?
Queenliestdead: oh hunty kri$hanti opened up the party room 4 us n we chillan
Currerbell: jon ys!!!!??
Quotheraven: No. Can we please go home soon?
Queenliestdead: anti anti anti
Hemyway: yyikes much....edNERD aLOSER poe!?)))
Wild(e): EDGER ARE U OKAY???? CUZ IM NOT !!!
George4real renamed the chat “edNERD aLOSER poe”
Quotheraven: Aaaaand with THAT, Lenore, Marianne, and I will be heading out.
Queenliestdead: that was both booing and boi/ing
Quotheraven: I’ll leave without you. I will.
Queenliestdead: ok fynee we’re ckming
Quotheraven: I settled it with Krishanti - Oscar will be picking up the tab.
Wild(e): UM whyme !!
Quotheraven: Because you’re rich enough to be living off campus, Oscar.
Wild(e): rüüüde but fa ire
Tilialouisa: Oscar, is it okay if we head out in five? Fyodor is a little upset about a few existential issues :(
Wild(e): ITS NOT EVEN MIDNIGHT !!
Wild(e): bldufjejhrb FIME
Tilialouisa: Thank you, Oscar! And I promise, we’ll go out another night! We’ll go crazy until 1am, okay?
Wild(e): ughjjjj okyyyy
Quotheraven: I’m calling a car for Charlotte and Ernest.
Tilialouisa sent a message to “edNERD aLOSER poe” at 1:21 am
Tilialouisa: Not to nag - but we all got home safely, yes?
Currerbell: ouiii mademoiselle
Hemyway: our cab fakre wazx fiFteen $$..,;,,i am nkt Made of money edgr
Quotheraven: I’ll pay you back.
Queenliestdead: got my advil n water n im sleepyyy
Wild(e): all gooodly
George4real: tyred but alibve
Gothicintheshell: em & i are good.
Tilialouisa: Very glad. Goodnight, pals!
Queenliestdead: goodnight mom
Leebythesea sent a DM to Quotheraven at 1:13 am
Leebythesea: Hi Edgar! Are you awake?
Quotheraven: Yes. Are you?
Quotheraven: Sorry. How was your evening?
Leebythesea: Fun! I just got back to my dorm. I miss Ed a lot, so any time with him is great. How was your evening?
Quotheraven: Fine! Getting to know Mary and Louisa was good, and the whole group was bouncing off the walls, but I’m assuming that was fun for them. Your presence was missed, though!
Leebythesea: Yay! We’re definitely going to need another night out as a group if things are that fun :)
Leebythesea: I’m seeing my advisor tomorrow morning, and I’m sure you need sleep, so good night! xoxo
Quotheraven: Good night, Annabel.
Currerbell sent a message to “edNERD aLOSER poe” at 8:12 am
Currerbell: attachments: peppermint boi, fyo bro weeping, our dumb and adorable group selfie #1, out dumb and adorable group selfie #2, seven more.
Queenliestdead: oh we REAL cute
i am very sorry if the drunk text is hard to read...i very carefully typed the spelling errors
Chapter 4: your acrylics hold more value than your textbooks
@ every single person reading this story I LOVE YOU!! THANK YOU!! YOUR COMMENTS ARE SO KIND!!
FYI: this chapter takes place about a month after the last one
nothing is different except the current assignment (which i explain very poorly in the chapter)
i wrote this on a stressful high from ap testing yay
also, The Theme of this story is that they have a lot of assignments in class but class itself very rarely actually occurs for some reason or another, hence the constant texting.
and as always, this story is so fun to write, so thank you all for the support. xoxo
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Queenliestdead sent a message to “depre$$ion central” at 11:36 am
Queenliestdead: motherTRUCKER dude
Queenliestdead: the joint story is due in 2 days!!!
Queenliestdead: wait is it
Tilialouisa: November 19th :)
Queenliestdead: MOTHER T R UKC ER DUDE
Queenliestdead: HG HELLO
Queenliestdead sent a DM to Wellwellwells at 11:37 am
Queenliestdead: HG HELLO
Queenliestdead sent a message to “depre$$ion central” at 11:37 am
Queenliestdead: HG HELLO
Queenliestdead: “ur partners from the poem projet are ur partners for this assignemnt!!” YA KNOW WAHT AGATHA???? MINE DOESNT TURN ON HIS PH ONE E!!!
Quotheraven: Don’t you know where his room is, Lenore?
Quotheraven: How about you GO ASK HIM?
Queenliestdead: eh if he doesn’t respond in like an hour i might...
Queenliestdead: until then
Queenliestdead: HG HELLO
Quotheraven sent a DM to Leebythesea at 11:40 am
Quotheraven : Annabel, can we meet this afternoon/evening (whatever works!) to finish ours?
Currerbell sent a message to “depre$$ion central” at 11:43 am
Currerbell: I 100% FORGOT ABOUT THAT HOORAY…
Quotheraven: We’ve had this assignment for 3 weeks, how did you all forget?
Queenliestdead: stop gloating that you did ““““work””””” i hate it
Currerbell: edgar this attitude is offensive to i, who,, forgot about this assignment
Currerbell: and that's only because i enrolled in five night classes so i'm very busy!
Quotheraven: Is that healthy? Or allowed?
Currerbell: um. no comment.
Hemyway: oH DANN!!! CHAR U WANT TO START OURS NOW
Currerbell: okay well my nails are drying, give me 2 seconds
Gothicintheshell: working now? that’s cute :)
Wild(e): mary i usually love gloating :(((( but now……….
Wild(e): I STILL DO!! george an i finished ours like the day it was assigned
George4real: it really only takes 2 seconds to do
Wild(e): yeah why yall like This
Queenliestdead: maryyyyyy you only finished bcz u got to work alone :////
Gothicintheshell: ohymgggg i’m literally w/ emily
Queenliest dead: who??? whY are they adding ppl to our class so l8 in the yr
Wellwellwells sent a DM to Queenliestdead at 11:50 am
Wellwellwells: I’m sorry for the delayed response, I’ve been away from my phone for a while.
Queenliestdead: uh yEAH no kidding my dude
Queenliestdead: sorry for the ranting @ u in the group btw
Queenliestdead: are u free rn??
Wellwellwells: I’m dropping my bag off in my dorm room at the moment, so could we meet in University Library in 15-20 minutes?
Queenliestdead: oh word the librarian there hates me but lets go anyway
Wellwellwells: If she doesn’t like you, we can meet somewhere else.
Queenliestdead: buddY!! i love annoying ppl hello
Queenliestdead: it’s like you don’t know me ugh
Wellwellwells: Sorry. Didn’t mean to forget.
Queenliestdead: that was a joke honey!!! ur a wonderful friend who always does the typing for our work
Wellwellwells: Only because your acrylics "hold more value than your textbooks".
Queenliestdead: UGH never mind ur a soulmate
Queenliestdead: 15-20!! Bye
Hemyway sent a message to “depre$$ion central” at 12:31 pm
Hemyway: ayyyo what yr did he titanic sink? n wha t day??
George4real: Google Is Free
Queenliestdead: it didn't sink?? #staywoke
Quotheraven: April 15th, 1912.
Gothicintheshell: i hate you for knowing that
Quotheraven: THEY ASKED ME. Apologies for being educated on one of history’s greatest tragedies.
Queenliestdead: yall are writing bout the tit?anic?
Currerbell: she said it could be about anything, and this is going to be….something
Leebythesea: Good luck guys!
Leebythesea sent a DM to Quotheraven at 12:34 pm
Leebythesea: Edgar - can I swing by your dorm in a bit to work? Sorry, I dropped the ball on this one!!
Quotheraven: Of course! And we both did! Don’t blame yourself.
Quotheraven: You didn’t really drop it though, I fully did.
Leebythesea: It was a mutual mess-up.
Quotheraven: Sorry to bother you, but is it true you’re going to Boston over Thanksgiving?
Leebythesea: You remembered that! Yes, why?
Quotheraven: I am too!
Quotheraven: Not spontaneously, of course. I meant that I’m going to visit with my foster family there over the break.
Leebythesea: You grew up in Boston too?? That’s awesome!
Quotheraven: It is!!!
Leebythesea: And you’re adopted?
Quotheraven: Not formally, or anything - there’s all this stuff with my parents. I was born in Boston, things happened, and my younger sister and I went to live with my foster parents in Virginia. It’s an awkward situation, kind of, because I was really introverted as a kid and iced them out a lot growing up. They moved up to New England right when I left for college, and my sister goes to college there. My older brother lives in Maryland, so he’s coming to visit, too. It’ll be nice to be together.
Quotheraven: Yikes! Sorry for oversharing, you definitely didn’t want to know all that.
Leebythesea: Anything you need to get off your chest, I’m here for! I hope you have a great break. Maybe when we’re up there, we can hang out in the city.
Quotheraven: Absolutely! We can look at old libraries and whatever else writing majors are supposed to do in big cities.
Leebythesea: Haha, right!
Leebythesea: I’ll be over in a few minutes, okay?
Quotheraven: Sure. And thank you listening/reading my life story.
Leebythesea: It’s a very compelling one. Maybe we change a few names, few details...short story writes itself?
Quotheraven: Miss Lee, your genius astounds me.
Quotheraven sent a DM to Queenliestdead at 12:40 pm
Queenliestdead: uh huh
Quotheraven: Lenore and I just had a very successful and friendly conversation. It was GREAT.
Queenliestdead: oH mY!!!
Quotheraven: Lenore, could you please be supportive??
Queenliestdead: im very happy for you,, what else do u want. u texted some1. u do that all the time bc you suck at social interactions
Quotheraven: Do you always have to be so unsympathetic?
Queenliestdead: ok well im happy that ur talking to her!! good 4 u but
Queenliestdead: shes got a boyf man. it’s one thing to want to be good friends w her but this is like obsessïon level
Queenliestdead: it feels like ur overdoing it
Queenliestdead: don’t b the rom com “nice guy” and only get close 2 her so u can date her
Quotheraven: This isn’t obsession, Lenore, it’s actual friendship. I want us to be friends, I really do!
Queenliestdead: whatever ya say
Quotheraven: Well, you were pretty distraught about someone not texting you back earlier today. And you have a boyfriend.
Queenliestdead: this is for a GRADE!!! sorry for carin about good grades….
Quotheraven: Okay, but that’s what I’m doing too. Friendship, Lenore.
Queenliestdead: k!! gr8!! we both just love being friends w people and thats great. thats GREAT for us both.
Quotheraven: But I don’t think I overdo it. I don’t send multiple texts to a whole group just to get one person’s attention.
Queenliestdead: okay ya know what mr receipts
Queenliestdead renamed the chat “ed listens 2 titanic the musical and cries”
Queenliestdead: no printer just Fax
Queenliestdead sent a DM to Quotheraven at 12:45 pm
Queenliestdead: LOVE YA BIN CH!!!
Hemyway sent a message to “ed listens 2 titanic the musical and cries” at 12:46 pm
Hemyway: EDDGar thats so cute
Hemyway: ((an ebarrassing !)
Currerbell: i’m going to throw ernest’s phone out the window in two seconds if he doesn’t stop texting people :)
Hemyway: yall want to read our FIRE STORY??
Currerbell: you don’t. good lord, you don’t.
Hemyway: well im gonna send a sample
Hemyway: ((char’s working on “story building??////”)
Hemyway: ern_and_chars_EXCELLENT_short_story.pdf LLLLL//
Hemyway: THAT WAS CHAR TRYNN TO TAKE MY PHON E AWAY BUT I AM TRIUMPHANT!!!
Hemyway: READ IT AND WHEEP !!!
Currerbell: his phone is really sticky? and cracked everywhere? it was disturbing
Hemyway: OH thats cause sometime s ii spill coffee on it and then drop it when cleanign it off
Hemyway: which means my keybord doesnt work verry well
Wild(e): this has been the best day
He sauntered toward the railing, lifting his eyebrows as he waved toward the ocean. “Come now, Lisbeth,” he said, leaning back in his chair, “you don’t wish for adventure?”
Gothicintheshell sent a message to “ed listens 2 titanic the musical and cries” at 12:46 pm
Gothicintheshell: that was…..1 sentence ernest
Wild(e): wheres the rest of it
Hemyway: char deleted it and said it “““wasn’t good”””
Hemyway: THATS NOT CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM CHAR LOTTE!!
Gothicintheshell: okay well i have some Notes...
Gothicintheshell: why was he at the railing and then sitting down???
Wild(e): skfjlsijri he lifted his eyebrows, waved towards the ocean, say adventure unironically…
Wild(e): ernest if this guy gets any more 20th century dbag than he already is i’m gonna throw him off the boat myself
George4real: did you rip this off from the movie? I think you got this from the movie
Hemyway: YOU ARE ALL SO TERRIBLErrjirojgoie
Currerbell: i took his phone away. crisis averted. i’m never working with him again. signing off
Wild(e): …did i hallucinate all that
Wellwellwells sent a DM to Queenliestdead at 1:14 pm
Queenliestdead: whats up man
Queenliestdead: did u find it
Wellwellwells: No - I don’t remember the title of the book I’m looking for.
Queenliestdead: “on haunting a house”, an it’s a graphic Novelle
Queenliestdead: the cover has a picture of a ghost on it
Wellwellwells: Found it - checking out now.
Queenliestdead: its just got some fun info bout ghosts that we can use for research
Queenliestdead: an ur cool w writing about ghosts right?? cuz we can make it invisiible and science-y like u like
Queenliestdead: bc that stuff is rad i just dont know much about it
Wellwellwells: Checked out, coming back downstairs.
Wellwellwells: And I’m fine writing about ghosts, it’s compelling and interesting. Thanks for the accommodations to my interests, but I don’t even really know what to write about those. I’m saving my ideas for the final assignment.
Wellwellwells: Why the interest in ghosts from you?
Queenliestdead: ghosts are feckiN RAD dude
Queenliestdead: like the concept of them?? where they haunt n where they came from? some can walk thru stuff but they can also hold things??? some have sheets n some look like poorly cgi-d humans???
Queenliestdead: i ‘m just very emotional abt the Ghosts ya know
Queenliestdead: not 2 sound like a weird emo kid ofc
Queenliestdead: ghosts are just. just quite Cool
Queenliestdead: it’s what i care abt
Wellwellwells: Well I think that’s rad, Lenore. “Quite” rad.
Queenliestdead: thanks, hg.
Queenliestdead sent a message to “ed listens 2 titanic the musical and cries” at 8:41 pm
Queenliestdead: hg and i finished and TURNED THAT BABY IN!!!!!!
Queenliestdead: ugh why was i ever stressed everything is fine now
Queenliestdead: so for yall Englightened ppl who are done already …
Queenliestdead: whats the plan for thanksgiving break
Wellwellwells: Remaining at school. My parents are traveling elsewhere, so no England this year.
Queenliestdead: binth ya got british parents?? cool
Queenliestdead: n hey if im back from uo chi early we can hang out !!
Wellwellwells: Thanks, Lenore.
Queenliestdead: anyWay im going to uo chi to visit guy!!
Queenliestdead: DARLING GUY <3<3<3
Queenliestdead: annababe u going too? to see ed?
Leebythesea: Not until Christmas break - his family’s going to visit and I’m trekking up to Boston to see my parents.
Tilialouisa: You’re going to MA, too?? I’m dropping Fyodor off in Vermont for his break, then it’s an Alcott reunion for us :)
Leebythesea: No way! OMG - Edgar's going up too, so maybe we can all hang out?
Quotheraven: That'd be great.
Tilialouisa: You’re too sweet! I’d love to :)
Quotheraven: That'll be great.
Queenliestdead: omg is it great?
Gothicintheshell: my mom’s organizing a lesbians for equal pay march in dc this weekend so i’ll be there helping n stuff
Queenliestdead: mary can ur intense feminist mom adopt me
Nobody: You’re fine with me tagging along?
Gothicintheshell: totally! i’m glad you could come :)
Currerbell: lou, i wish i was excited about seeing my sisters, and hg, i wish i couldn’t make it to england
Currerbell: i’m going ALL THE WAY OVER THERE FOR FOUR DAYS
Currerbell: my little sis anne got out of going (somehow) but it’s gonna be me + two older sisters + one younger brother and sister all disagreeing about the best marvel movie for 5 hours over unseasoned chicken
George4real: i’m staying here.
George4real: cuz let’s just say my house is gonna have DRAMA TO THE MAAAX
Wild(e): i want to ask
Currerbell: WE GOT THIS WEIRD HISTORY FANFICTION SHORT STORY TURNED IN RIGHT BEFORE THE DEADLINE! VICTORY! ! !
Quotheraven: Same! We’re all done, right? Good job!
Queenliestdead: classes are DONE i need to PACK i am RELAXED
Queenliestdead: and my phones bout to die from all this so HAVE A FAB BREAK YALL
Tilialouisa: OH NO I FORGOT FYODOR DOESN’T HAVE A COMPUTER I NEED TO TURN THIS IN OH NO NO NO NO
Gothicintheshell: IT’S DUE IN 3 MINUTES LOU I S AAAA
Queenliestdead: GO GIRL GO GIRL GET THAT TURNED INNNNNN
Wild(e): im having a panic attack for u LOU TURN IT IN
Tilialouisa: MY COMPUTER IS LO
Tilialouisa: SORRY, LOADING
Currerbell: STOP TEXTING US AND TURN IT IN!!!!
Tilialouisa: IT’S UPLOADING
Tilialouisa: WHY COULDN’T WE HAVE TURNED IT IN IN CLASS, I AM ABOUT TO HAVE A STROKE, THIS IS TERRIBLE, THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE
Tilialouisa: Phew! Got that in. Thanks for the support guys! Have a great break <3
while writing this i heard brooklyn 99 was cancelled and i held off my depression until i finished this chapter. h aha,, i'm going to cry,
Chapter 5: mama shall be getting her drink on
updating this every 6 months is something I'm very proud of. thank you for reading!!! i lov comments!!
@annabellee: So glad I got to visit New England over break <3 Thank you to @edalpoe @loumayalcott and fyodor for visiting the athenaeum with me!!
@maryshelley: is fyodor wearing short sleeves?
@annabellee: @maryshelley He feels no pain. It’s very impressive.
@queenlenore: edgar looks so cold sjkfjrekfj
@edalpoe: @queenlenore It was BELOW FREEZING
Queenliestdead sent a DM to Guydevere at 8:29 am
Queenliestdead: hey hey i’m on the train!!
Queenliestdead: i’m like 30min away r u at the station?
Guydevere: Yep, I got here a few minutes ago.
Guydevere: I can’t wait to see you again!
Queenliestdead: i can’t wait to ““““see you”””” too ;)))))))
Guydevere: And I you.
Queenliestdead: oooooh that was so ~formal~
Queenliestdead: i feel like i should send a sexy picture of my winter boots or smthn
Guydevere: If you feel inclined to do so.
Queenliestdead: ur lawyer speak...heart eyes
Queenliestdead: oh word putting off u cordially hitting on me
Queenliestdead: uhhh where r we doing thanxgiving dinner? bc neither of us can cook
Guydevere: My brother and his girlfriend made reservations at Bavette’s.
Guydevere: It’s a wonderfully overpriced restaurant so get ready to share one entree with the whole table and get no drinks.
Queenliestdead: pssshhhhhh i had a tiptastic week at work so mama shall be getting her drink on
Guydevere: I miss you, Lenore.
Queenliestdead: imy2 dearest
Queenliestdead: oh can u run toward me when u see me? i want this 2 b romantic as heeeeell
Guydevere: I’ll do my best.
@loumayalcott: Christmas wouldn’t have been Christmas without my sisters!!! @anbroncott @lizzieaclott @abbymayalc #orchardhouseforlife
@annabellee: your house is so cute!!
@loumayalcott: @annabellee thank you! it’s amazing
@maryshelley: thanks for being my date @emilydickinson29 to #gayforequalpay
@queenlenore: GET IT MARY...please tell me she goes to school w us ;)))
Wild(e) sent a DM to Wellwellwells and George4real at 10:40 am
Wild(e): hey so my dumb brother lives in chicago and he’s being dumb and wants to know if i want to do “““““thanks giv ing”””” or whatever tonight
Wild(e): ummm since we’re the only ones on campus either of yall want to go w me
Wild(e): im rich so i can drive & buy actual dinner b4 we go bc all his food will be microwaved
George4real: A NIGHT W/ WILLIE WILDE????? THE WILDE-EST BRO KNOWN TO MANS???
George4real: COUNT ME IN
George4real: YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS THE ONLY GIFT I NEED
George4real: UNLESS YOU COUNT HEADPHONES BECAUSE I LOST MINE
Wild(e): thanks georgeanne
Wild(e): hg i know we.,,, never talk but ur on campus too so….if u wanna
George4real: herBERT FULLY LOADED DONT LEAVE US HANGIN
Wellwellwells: It’s very kind of you to extend the invitation, Oscar, but I don’t want to intrude.
Wild(e): youll actually be intruding by nOT going
Wild(e): please his roommates and friends are annoying n dumb and i want to show him that MINE are annoying and SMART
Wellwellwells: It’s strange, lots of people have been considering me a friend of late.
Wild(e): you dont have a car so u know its tru love bud
Wellwellwells: Thank you, Oscar, I’d enjoy going.
@queenlenore: DARLING GUY <3 <3 <3 HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE YOU’RE WELCOME FOR MY PRESENCE
Currerbell sent a DM to Actonbell at 1:49 pm
Currerbell: i hate you for not being here
Actonbell: :) :) :)
Currerbell: you’re the only person who can formulate coherent arguments!!! without you, we’re just yelling at each other about which star wars movie is the best
Currerbell: NO ONE agrees with me that it’s revenge of the sith :(((
Actonbell: char you know i’m too pretty to watch those movies
Actonbell: have a fun dinner tho
Actonbell: me and The Boyfriend are going out to eat with his brother tonight
Currerbell: don’t have fun!
Currerbell sent a DM to Hemyway at 1:51 pm
Currerbell: hey. hope oak park’s going cool. i need an opinion
Hemyway: it’s g
Hemyway: ive had FIVE arm wrestlign contests already whats better than taht
Currerbell: sounds better than mine. which is why i need an opinion - WHICH harry potter book is most boring?
Hemyway: boi order of te phoenix for sure
Hemyway: i fall asleep every time i try rereeading it
Currerbell: thanks! i thought i was taking a gamble by asking you
Currerbell: like, i didn’t know if you’d read them
Hemyway: waht lit major hasnt read harrry freaking potter
Currerbell: sorry to doubt you. have a good dinner!
Hemyway: weve had like 2 already
Queenliestdead sent a message to Wild(e) at 7:10 pm
Queenliestdead: OSKAR WILD??
Queenliestdead: (w/ herb and georgie!!!!!!!)???
Queenliestdead: in mY chicago restaurant on thanxgiving ????
Queenliestdead: wHaT iS tHiS a CrOsSoVeR ePiSoDe
Wild(e): whOT THE HELL
Wild(e): WHERE ARE YOU
Queenliestdead: IM AT THE BAR AND I CAN SEE UR TABLE
Queenliestdead: IM WAVING
Wild(e): ummmmm plz come eat with us !!
Wild(e): sorry wilde thang but im w/ the boyf tonight!!
Wild(e): w h e r e i s h e
Queenliestdead: @ the hostess station waiting for his brather
Queenliestdead: im getting my julep on babes
Queenliestdead: i’ll try to come over to you b4 i leave! thats fun
Wild(e): we’re finishing up + then going to my brothers tonight UgH
Wild(e): he’s a disaster but unfortunately he’s a gr8 bro so i cant ignore him
Queenliestdead: oh my bf’s bro is here so i gotta go, i <3 u n have fun tnight!
Wild(e): w8 FACK
Wild(e): WHOS THE GIRL
Queenliestdead: the one holding his hand? uh probably his mom
Wild(e): stop im serious
Wild(e): oh shit
Queenliestdead: dude what’s wrong
Wild(e) sent a DM to Leebythesea at 7:16 pm
Wild(e): hEYYY annabel!!!!!!!!!!
Wild(e): hope ur break is going Great!!!
Wild(e): ummm can u send me a pic of eddie? ur boyfriend eddie?
Wild(e): in case i run into him so i can b like “oh i know annabel!!!” or smthn fun like that
Leebythesea: Attached: 1 image
Queenliestdead sent a message to Wild(e) at 7:20 pm
Queenliestdead: dude i can see u visibly sweating wots wrong
Wild(e): THERES A SITUATION…….
Queenliestdead: UM OKAY???
Wild(e): I NEED TO TELL U
Wild(e): MEET ME GEORGE AND HG @THE BAR IN 1MIN
Wild(e): AND BRING MONEY BC UR GONNA NEED A DRINK