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Simon
Simon was a little bit manic
His words would send them into a panic
Their dancing and chanting
Turned to screaming and panting
The bloodstains on the beach were gigantic
Piggy
Piggy was a little bit dumb
Pretty sure that he came from a slum
We don't know his real name
But he should be blamed
Does he not have a name where he's from?
The Beast
The boys were slowly devolving
The beast was a puzzle worth solving
Too bad they were scared
Wouldn't even be dared
Even if the world had finished revolving
Jack
There once was a boy named Jack
On an island, he went pretty whack
Thought he ought to be chief
But his reign would be brief
'cuz a pig ate him up like a snack
BONUS CHRYSALIDS LIMERICK
Good Christian Values
There's a boy named David who doesn't
Think it's wrong to fuck his own cousin
That's what you do in Waknuk
I still think it's pretty fucked up
But according to David it wasn't