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Midoriya Izuku has created 'Xmen but cooler'

Midoriya Izuku has added Uraraka Ochako, Ashido Mina and Tokoyami Fumikage to 'Xmen but cooler'




Midoriya Izuku: Heyo! I thought of making a non-school related group, and I thought that you three would have everyones contacts, put together.

Tokoyami Fumikage: This is a terrible idea

Tokoyami Fumikage: I'm in.

Ashido Mina: Tokoyami! I didn't know you joked like that!

Tokoyami Fumikage: I have no idea what you are talking about

Tokoyami Fumikage has added Kouda Kouji, Aoyama Yuuga, Satou Rikudou and Shouji Mezou

Tokoyami Fumikage: Welcome.

Kouda Kouji: (ノ^∇^)ノ゚

Uraraka Ochako: So pure, so soft.

Shouji Mezou: Ignoring the fact that he could headbutt someone and kill them?

Uraraka Ochako: well- I guess I'll shut up and add people.

Uraraka Ochako has added Iida Tenya, Todoroki Shouto and Asui Tsuyu

Ashido Mina: TSUYU!!

Asui Tsuyu: huhwhat. Hey Mina. What's going on.

Ashido Mina: Izuku put this chat up for like- non-chat related things!

Todoroki Shouto: So memes.

Midoriya Izuku: You can't prove that.

Ashido Mina has added Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Kaminari Denki, Sero Hanta, Ojiro Mashirao, Hagakure Tooru, Yaoyorozu Momo, Jirou Kyouka, Sero Hanta and Mineta Minoru

Kaminari Denki: memes?

Sero Hanta: Memes?

Kaminari Denki: Memes memes memes

Sero Hanta: MEMES MEMES MEMES.

Bakugou Katsuki: What the fuck is this.

Sero Hanta: MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES.

Bakugou Katsuki has left 'X-men but cooler'

Kaminari Denki has added Bakugou Katsuki


Kaminari Denki: not so fast

Bakugou Katsuki has left 'X-but cooler'


Sero Hanta has added Bakugou Katsuki


Sero Hanta: Stop right there criminal scum

Ashido Mina: oh my god

Bakugou Katsuki: IF I STAY WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

Kaminari Denki: For a bit yeah

Kirishima Eijirou: MIDORIBRO

Midoriya Izuku: KIRISHIBRO

Kirishima Eijirou: BRO

Midoriya Izuku: BRO

Kirishima Eijirou: This seems like a fun idea.

Ojiro Mashirao: Bakugou's here.

Kirishima Eijirou: This seems like an okay idea.

Bakugou Katsuki: Fuck you I AM A DELIGHT.

Jirou Kyouka: A delightful pain in the ass, sure.

Kaminari Denki: woah woah, theres something I need to do.

Kaminari Denki has changed their name to 'Thunderstrukk'

Jirou Kyouka: dude yes.

Thunderstrukk: Ah, Jirou

Jirou Kyouka: dude no

Yaoyorozu Momo: Oh dear.

Jirou Kyouka is now 'All About That Bass'

All About That Bass: ..could be worse I guess.

Thunderstrukk: Who next... Aoyama, ya there?

Aoyama Yuuga: Oui. Watching the chat, monsieur.

Aoyama Yuuga is now 'the frenchiest fry'

Tokoyami Fumikage: ahsdoiahsdaos

Shouji Mezou: why did Tokoyami just spurt water everywhere

Shouji Mezou: Oh, that's why. Nice.

the frenchiest fry will remember this.

Thunderstrukk: PFFT. Hey, Shouji

Shouji Mezou: no please

Thunderstrukk: you know what we, the Japanese, love?

Iida Tenya: Wait, what is going on here?

Shouji Mezou is now 'Tentacle Porn'

Tentacle Porn has left 'X-men but cooler'

the frenchiest fry has added Tentacle Porn


Iida Tenya: THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR ANYTHING.

Thunderstrukk: ah yes.

Tentacle Porn: w h y.

Iida Tenya: Kaminari no

the frenchiest fry: suffer, mon ami

Thunderstrukk: Kaminari yes

Iida Tenya is now Sonic.

Kirishima Eijirou: SONIC FUCK YEAH.

Sonic: Desist this at once.

Thunderstrukk: Kirishima, bro.

Kirishima Eijirou: please have mercy

Kirishima Eijirou is now 'Knuckles'

Sero Hanta: wait a sec I got one better.

Knuckles: oh no

Knuckles is now 'Holy Fuckles Here Comes Knuckles'

Holy Fuckles Here Comes Knuckles: Why hath you forsooketh mineself.

Sero Hanta: Forsooketh

Holy Fuckles Here Comes Knuckles is now 'Forsooketh Knuckles'

Forsooketh Knuckles: I'll take it.

Thunderstrukk: and of course, Ojiro

Ojiro Mashirao: I was hoping you would forget about me

Midoriya Izuku: not likely, Ojiro. Denki is in Meme Mode.

Thunderstrukk: Meme Machine in full swing.

Ojiro Mashirao is now 'Tails'

Tails: Well, I kinda expected that.

Hagakure Tooru: Woah! What's this?

Tails: Tooru no-

Thunderstrukk: HAGAKURE!

Hagakure Tooru: who this

Midoriya Izuku: Kaminari.

Hagakure Tooru: Oh no

Hagakure Tooru is now 'Invisibitch'

Invisibitch: I am very okay with this!

Sonic: Kaminari! That is not appropriate. Change it back at once.

Invisibitch: N e v e r.

Thunderstrukk: A happy customer.

Thunderstrukk: Hmmn.. Tsuyu!

Asui Tsuyu: I never wanted this.

Asui Tsuyu is now 'Hippity Hoppity get off my Froppity.'

Hippity Hoppity get off my Froppity: okay, that's pretty funny.

Kouda Kouji: (・ω・)b

Uraraka Ochako: Hey again, Kouda!

Thunderstrukk: Ah, yes.

Kouda Kouji: ( ′Д`)p

Kouda Kouji is now 'Dr. Doolittle'

Dr. Doolittle: ..I can deal with this.

All About That Bass: Kouda speaks. We are blessed.

Uraraka Ochaco: Blessed.

Midoriya Izuku: Blessed.

Thunderstrukk: Hey, Izuku, I have a theory for you.

Midoriya Izuku: I have a bad feeling about this.

Midoriya Izuku is now 'Small Might'

Ashido Mina: I just walked past Midori's door, why is he screaming into his pillow?

Ashido Mina: oh, right, I asked him the same thing some time ago.

Todoroki Shouto: Same, before the Sports Festival fight.

Sero Hanta: X Files Theme Plays

Thunderstrukk: I count three names that aren't better than they could be.

Sero Hanta: I'm ready for this.

Sero Hanta: I was BORN ready

Sero Hanta is now 'Human Bondage Kink'

Human Bondage Kink: I wasn't ready enough.

Uraraka Ochako is now 'fuck gravity'

fuck gravity: I like this one!

Thunderstrukk: the feeling of being appreciated. So good.

Todoroki Shouto is now 'The Thermostat'

Thunderstrukk: whoever did that, I love you.

Bakugou Katsuki: Never say that to me again.

Human Bondage Kink: Bakugou Memes? Truly, the end times are upon us.

Bakugou Katsuki: Fuck OFF, soy sauce.

Small Might: I didn't think Kacchan had a sense of humor.

Bakugou Katsuki: DEKU, YOU LITTLE SHIT, FUCK YOU.

The Thermostat: AND lewd. Tut, tut.

Bakugou Katsuki: Fucking digusting, Half'n'Half.

Bakugou Katsuki is now 'Bomberman'

Forsooketh Knuckles: I can do names too.

Bomberman: ...I actually don't mind this name. Nice one, shitty hair.

Thunderstrukk: Bakugou, tamed by a constantly hard redhead.

Bomberman: Good job, you broke him.

Sonic: WHO'S SCREAMING?

Sonic: Oh. Kaminari, please. Stop breaking our classmates.

Thunderstrukk turns his gaze to Yaomomo

Yaoyorozu Momo: Please be gentle.

Mineta Minoru: i'm sorry what

Yaoyorozu Momo is now 'Green is not creative'

Human Bondage Kink: n i c e

Green is not creative: I'm afraid I don't get it.

Thunderstrukk: dw about it.

Mineta Minoru: oh, that's what's happening. Me next?

Small Might: Mineta, tone down your pervertedness

Small Might: Or I'm going to kick you through your wall.

Small Might: Okay? :)

Mineta Minoru: yes sir

fuck gravity: jfc Deku!

Forsooketh Knuckles: And here we see Midoriya being a fucking savage.

Mineta Minoru is now 'GrapeTHOT'

GrapeTHOT: I'll take it. And, Midoriya is terrifying when he's mad :c

Ashido Mina is now 'Fuckin' Aliens'

Fuckin' Aliens: Coming to eat your brain, Kaminari!

Bomberman: What fucking brain?

Thunderstrukk: ouch.

Satou Rikidou: I come in for the first time and see that. Point to Midoriya and Bakugou for those.

Thunderstrukk: Satou my man

Human Bondage Kink: I got this one

Satou Rikidou: Oh no.

Satou Rikidou is now 'Sugar Daddy'

Bomberman: fuckin' of course.

Thunderstrukk: And finally, Tokoyami.

Tokoyami Fumikage: I am prepared. Hit me.

Tokoyami Fumikage is now 'High G Note'

High G Note: WHEN I WAS

Tentacle Porn: Oh no.

High G Note: A YOUNG BOY

the frenchiest fry: He's actually singing it as well.

Forsooketh Knuckles: MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY.

Thunderstrukk: KIRISHIMA?!

All about that Bass: Top 10 Anime Betrayals

Small Might: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND.

Fuckin' Aliens: Izuku no stop shouting

fuck gravity: jesus, Midoriya, you scared me.

Small Might: Sorry!

Bomberman: Kirishima, if you don't stop shouting, I'm going to boot you in the fucking face.

Forsooketh Knuckles: I am SINGING.

Bomberman: could fuckin' fooled me, bitch.

Forsooketh Knuckles: :c

Invisibitch: WAIT.

Human Bondage Kink: wassup, Hagakure?

Invisibitch: Mina called Midoriya by his first name!

Fuckin' Aliens: Uh-

Thunderstrukk: I CALL THE DEFENDENT TO THE PODIUM. ASHIDO, HOW DO YOU PLEAD.

Fuckin' Aliens has sent a picture: hescream.png

Fuckin' Aliens: I plead that Izuku's fucking adorable, your honor.

Thunderstrukk: In light of this evidence of Midoriya screaming into his pillow in embarrassment, I pronounce you not guilty.

Hippity Hoppity Here Comes Froppity: I just witnessed Ochachan whirl past my room so fast, I thought she was Iida.

GrapeTHOT: wtf was that bang

fuck gravity: so I walk into Deku's room and guess what I see

The Thermostat: Midoriya helping Ashido with SOMETHING. ANYTHING.

fuck gravity has sent a picture: skullgirls.png

fuck gravity: the COMBOS. OML.

Tails: Skullgirls? Midoriya, want to fight me sometime. On it, that is.

fuck gravity: he gave a thumbs up. Still beating Mina into the ground though.

Tails: Hell yeah. Now I don't have to feel bad about ruining Hagakure's ENTIRE LIFE.

Invisibitch: >:C

Tails: Anndd she just hit me with a couch pillow. o w.

Small Might: ...I am so embarrassed, for one.

Small Might: And, Yaoyorozu, can I ask a favour?

Green is not creative: What's up, Midoriya?

Fuckin' Aliens: Ochachan opened the door so fast, she busted some drywall.

Sugar Daddy: jesus, Uraraka.

fuck gravity: I'm sorry :C!

Green is not creative: I- sure? Uraraka, please be more careful.

fuck gravity: yes ma'am! Sorry, Deku.

Small Might: It's okay, Uraraka!

the frenchiest fry: so forgiving, so soft.

the frenchiest fry: a pure blessing upon us.

Bomberman: a pure shitfest, you mean.

the frenchiest fry: and then we have Bakugou

the frenchiest fry: une petite merde

Small Might: iajdiasd

Bomberman: Dilo otra vez, cabron

the frenchiest fry: une

the frenchiest fry: petite

Sugar Daddy: what the hell is happening

the frenchiest fry: M E R D E

Bomberman:
no eres elegante, perra

the frenchiest fry: GASP

Forsooketh Knuckles: what the fuck is this, it's great.

the frenchiest fry:
vous pêcheur à la ligne dépassé

Bomberman: YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME AN ANGLER-FISH.

Small Might: AJSDIASosdoas

Thunderstrukk: softly

Human Bondage Kink: holy shit

Sonic: and with that, I think it's time we all go to sleep.

Sonic: before Bakugou kills Aoyama.

Forsooketh Knuckles: nah, he's just sat here. Staring at his phone.

Forsooketh Knuckles: I think he's in shock.

Sonic: Well, we should sleep anyway. School tomorrow.

Hippity Hoppity here comes Froppity: good idea, Iida. See you tomorrow, guys.

All about that Bass: Momo has fallen asleep, and her little study session has devolved into a nap party.

All about that Bass has sent a picture: ThunderboyTailsandInvisigirlsnooze.png

Small Might: That's adorable! But, goodnight everyone!

The Thermometer: Later.


[2:30am]

Thunderstrukk: WHY IS THERE GLITTER ALL OVER MY ROOM?!

the frenchiest fry remembered this.