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Mission Doge

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Reno poked his head through the door cautiously. Listening harder than he ever had in his life, he waited until the silence had lasted a good two minutes before ushering his companion through the door. They'd gotten this far, it wouldn't do to get caught this close to safety.

Tip-toeing their way through the house went quickly. No creaks, groans, or moans to slow them down. Thank god for new houses.

They were almost to the bedroom when he heard it. Footsteps just around the corner ahead.

"Abort!" Reno hissed, spinning on the spot.

"Is that a dog?!"

Too late.