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Hat's Off To An Oyster Girl.

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Men, tip their hat's with a glad eye
Wink as you pass them by
I felt nothing deep inside.

Men, assume girl's are interested
If I tried, then I pretended
Surely, not what God intended?

Then all at once, I saw a show-stopper!
My heart missed a beat, this felt proper
He was a she, a rose flew to me, no stopping her!

Then, feelings so unbelievable
Suddenly became, conceivable
No more deceit, real and achievable!

A double act-
A lover's pact-
No fiction-true fact's!

The End.