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Sinnamon Roll has created a new group chat: friendos

Sinnamon Roll: so i figured id make a gc for everyone here!! i mean we dont really talk much outside of school so i think we should connect more via the internet!

vroom vroom: Great idea, Midoriya!

nyooming into iida's pants: i love this already

im sleeping go the fuck away: ok 1) who is @nyooming into iida's pants and 2) why is their username "nyooming into iida's pants"

nyooming into iida's pants: isnt it obvious

utena wannabe: it is not, unfortunately

nyooming into iida's pants: wELL I AM HATSUME MEI AND I ENJOY BLOWING SHIT UP

im sleeping go the fuck away: that sounds dangerous

utena wannabe: and illegal

nyooming into iida's pants: oh whatever i do it on campus if anything breaks i dont care unless its a bone.. or a person

vroom vroom: Ok, back to the topic, why is your name "nyooming into iida's pants"??

nyooming into iida's pants: as i said, its pretty obvious and self explanatory

utena wannabe: again, it is not

Sinnamon Roll: hatsume just explain the name alreadyyyyyyy

nyooming into iida's pants: OK BUT AFTER KENDOU AND SHINSOU INTRODUCE THEMSELVES TO YOU CLASS 1-A SCUM

frog hoe: kendou?.. shinsou??

floating away from ur bs: wh

Sinnamon Roll: oh yeah!! ok for everyone here who doesnt know hatsume, kendou, or shinsou, they're friends of mine from different classes

Sinnamon Roll: kendou's the strawberry blonde girl from class 1-b that often beats monoma,

floating away from ur bs: to my amusement

Sinnamon Roll: shinsou's the purple haired dude from 1-c that fought with me during the sports festival,

juri wannabe: ohh yeah brainwashing dude? hes creepy

im sleeping go the fuck away: why thank you

juri wannabe: you're welcome

Sinnamon Roll: ..and hatsume's the girl who was on my team during the calvary battle in the sports festival with the gadgets

nyooming into iida's pants: AYYYYYYYYY

vroom vroom: OK NOW MAY WE LET HATSUME EXPLAIN HER USERNAME

nyooming into iida's pants: how about everyone else in the chat explains their usernames first so its fair? ;)

Sinnamon Roll: hmm, i dont think thats necessary, maybe for the people with more confusing usernames?

frog hoe: im in

floating away from ur bs: sure!

Sinnamon Roll: alright! so who has a question about someone else's username?

vroom vroom: Question, who is "utena wannabe" and who is "juri wannabe"?

utena wannabe: im yaoyorozu

juri wannabe: im jirou

vroom vroom: Why those names?

utena wannabe: because utena and juri are badass

juri wannabe: ^^^

nyooming into iida's pants: lame

nyooming into iida's pants: ...

nyooming into iida's pants: hey iida did you know amazon sells knives?

im sleeping go the fuck away: what the fuck

vroom vroom: How is that relevant

nyooming into iida's pants: it isnt

vroom vroom: Then.. why??....

nyooming into iida's pants: they also sell rocket launchers, i've bought one

juri wannabe: i think by midnight this chat is gonna have me rocking back and forth under my desk spraying whipped cream into my mouth

frog hoe: its 11:49

juri wannabe: exactly

extra juicy anal fisting: why is hatsume in possession of a rocket launcher at age 16

utena wannabe: oH MY GOD THAT NAME

juri wannabe: WHAT THE

im sleeping go the fuck away: george takei voice: oh my

Sinnamon Roll: um

floating away from ur bs: i have no words

frog hoe: th-this is fine

frog hoe: i think

frog hoe: ..no it isnt

extra juicy anal fisting: i was gonna go with yaoi fists at first but i figured extra juicy anal fisting would get the best reaction

hard anal pounding: how about this one

im sleeping go the fuck away: oh god no

Sinnamon Roll: kENDOU WHY

juri wannabe: THATS FUCKING KENDOU??

floating away from ur bs: WHAT

im sleeping go the fuck away: never underestimate the innocent ones

im sleeping go the fuck away: they're never innocent

frog hoe: hence midoriya's name

Sinnamon Roll: i have no defenses its true

utena wannabe: i did not know this about midoriya

vroom vroom: Neither did i

juri wannabe: fuck

Sinnamon Roll: whoops i blew my own cover by making a username

im sleeping go the fuck away: did the thing [thumbs up emoji]

vroom vroom: Where did Hatsume go?

floating away from ur bs: oh no

nyooming into iida's pants: i just ordered a 3 pack of knives off amazon

utena wannabe: i dont trust hatsume with knives

floating away from ur bs: oh my g od

Sinnamon Roll: hatsume please cancel the order

hard anal pounding: we're dead

vroom vroom: ..Why do you need knives?

nyooming into iida's pants: oh you sillies, i meant i ordered a 3 pack of BUTTER knives off amazon

frog hoe: somehow i dont believe that

floating away from ur bs: ^

utena wannabe: ^

juri wannabe: ^

vroom vroom: ^

Sinnamon Roll: ^

im sleeping go the fuck away: ^

hard anal pounding: ^

nyooming into iida's pants: fuck ok fine i ordered a 3 pack of butter knives and butter spray

floating away from ur bs: but why

nyooming into iida's pants: because i wanted to see if i could slice butter spray with a butter knife while spraying it into the air

hard anal pounding: what a waste of knowledge

vroom vroom: And air

nyooming into iida's pants: you know you love me

vroom vroom: Ok, last time I'm asking, wHY IS THAT YOUR USERNAME

nyooming into iida's pants: and since its the last time you're asking this is the last answer you're gonna get

nyooming into iida's pants: since the explanation is so long i put it in a pastebin link

vroom vroom: ..

juri wannabe: oH FUCK YOU

im sleeping go the fuck away: GOD DAMNIT

utena wannabe: IM DONE

utena wannabe: IM DONE WITH THIS WORLD, THIS LIFE, THIS SCHOOL, AND THIS CHILD

utena wannabe: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Sinnamon Roll:

vroom vroom:

juri wannabe:

floating away from ur bs:

hard anal pounding:

im sleeping go the fuck away:

frog hoe:

nyooming into iida's pants: i think i broke yaoyorozu

Sinnamon Roll: crap

juri wannabe: you broke my girlfriend

floating away from ur bs: wait what

utena wannabe: oh yeah we didnt come out

juri wannabe: whatever

hard anal pounding: this is how i would like a relationship with someone else to go

nyooming into iida's pants: guys the knives and butter spray are arriving tomorrow

nyooming into iida's pants: @amazon thank

floating away from ur bs: gotta love that same day shipping

utena wannabe: i still dont trust hatsume with knives

hard anal pounding: oh well we're all dead

vroom vroom: I STILL WANT ANSWERS ON THAT USERNAME