Plan A was just to put up with having Carter on his team and spend the rest of his career taking lots of cold showers.
Plan B was a modified version of plan A with the proviso that he was absolutely not, under any circumstances, going to fall for his subordinate.
Plan C was to come up with a decent plan D for when he inevitably did find himself falling for her, coz let's face it, she was perfect and he was so screwed.
Plan D was to pretend none of these plans were required and none of his feelings existed and to maybe buy more beer.
Plan E was to get her to smile more. No harm in that right?
Plan F was a better plan because it was her plan. Put everything troublesome in that room and leave it there.
Plan G was hastily made during the time loop fiasco, and was an attempt to get her out of his system. It might have been a hell of a kiss but it was the opposite of a successful plan.
Plan H was to get over having his heart ripped out by getting blind drunk and hoping he could somehow forget what it was like to be Jonah. It was a terrible plan.
Plan I was an idiotic and desperate flirtation with an idea he had involving the quantum mirror.
Plan J was to get so deep in denial he forgot Carter was even a woman.
Plan K was to admit that plan J was impossible and allow himself tiny moments of weakness as long as it didn't prevent him from doing his job properly.
Plan L was to focus on being the kind of CO she thought he was, and the one she really deserved.
Plan M was just to count himself lucky he had her in his life and on his team.
Plan N was an honest effort to be her friend and focus on her happiness.
Plan O was to take back plan N if it involved the stalker cop.
Plan P was to reinstate plan N, trusting that Carter knew what she was doing, despite the doofus.
Plan Q was moving on, for his sanity.
Plan R was just to be there for her, in any way she required.
Plan S was to not be an idiot anymore and just tell her.
Plan T was to take it slow, get it right, and to do everything he could to try and deserve it.
Plan U was to screw taking it slow and also to never underestimate Samantha Carter.
Plan V involved only leaving the bedroom for food.
Plan W was to steal or get Carter to make them one of their own beaming devices, coz screw long distance.
Plan X was just to make the most of every single moment with her.
Plan Y involved a romantic getaway and a ring in a box.
Plan Z was that whole 'to have and to hold' thing and was a hell of a plan.